Score |
SDev |
Tagline |
Author |
0.14 | 1.31 | The sweet relief of uncomfortable silences (Open #59236) | ACog |
0.95 | 1.10 | Unidentified crying object | ACog |
-0.07 | 1.52 | Hitchhiking the road to distraction | ACog |
0.10 | 0.91 | A tongue bath for your soul (Open #58926) | ACog |
-0.44 | 1.33 | The overripe fruit of my loins | ACog |
-0.17 | 1.18 | Something sour in your succulents | ACog |
0.13 | 0.99 | Sleeping with the Enemy's Mother | ACog |
-0.45 | 1.31 | Hitchhiking the road to distraction (Slight Reprise) | ACog |
0.54 | 1.03 | Lovin' the Time of Cholera | ACog |
-0.30 | 1.26 | The comic that remakes fluffy bunnies | Afgncaap |
-0.04 | 1.29 | Antlers in the Treetop, by Hugoo Stamoose. | Afgncaap |
-0.06 | 1.24 | Hail to the Petey! | Afgncaap |
0.02 | 1.34 | Open 5936: Stamp collecting on Park Place | Afgncaap |
0.12 | 1.49 | Pete Petey McPetepete, Leader of the Pete Brigade | Afgncaap |
-0.03 | 1.29 | Filling Exuberance with Rich, Creamy Ovaltine | Afgncaap |
-0.19 | 1.37 | Tie me up and call me spanky! | Afgncaap |
-0.11 | 1.18 | Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Petey Tonight! | Afgncaap |
-0.28 | 0.67 | Styrofoam Plantation Connection | Afgncaap |
0.07 | 1.22 | Meet the last of the Petey tags | Afgncaap |
-0.19 | 1.26 | The comic that destroys peace | Afgncaap |
-0.03 | 1.34 | kafkaesque metastasis | Afgncaap |
-0.03 | 1.26 | Yo! Uninteresting Oxymorons Inspire Edifying Axioms | Afgncaap |
-0.12 | 1.19 | sweating bullets, dropping bombs | Afgncaap |
-0.33 | 1.15 | soporific exhalation | Afgncaap |
-0.14 | 1.56 | Open 6099: X-men! | Afgncaap |
0.05 | 1.15 | Jack Palance Palace: accentless version. | Afgncaap |
-0.74 | 1.45 | i'm meow meow henrietta lollipop | Afgncaap |
0.38 | 1.33 | Swirling Evanescence on the Pimple of the Butt of Life | Afgncaap |
-0.09 | 1.38 | Mr. Petey, in the Redux, with the cheese slicer | Afgncaap |
0.01 | 1.29 | Favorite mortuaries stop 1: Toledo. | Afgncaap |
-0.11 | 1.24 | This is NOT funny! | Afgncaap |
0.26 | 1.00 | Ooo! That smarts. | Afgncaap |
-0.14 | 1.23 | The Petey goes marching over the hill, hurrah! | Afgncaap |
0.08 | 0.94 | combing the hairline of the desert | Afgncaap |
0.30 | 1.31 | snide remarks goeth before a fall {my take on 6196} | Alice From Hell |
-0.25 | 1.39 | Coat-hanger baby-shower gift. | Alice From Hell |
0.14 | 1.61 | Walking round in women's underwear. | Alice From Hell |
-0.15 | 1.51 | time for toffee calk | Alice From Hell |
-2.00 | 1.96 | Ethereal perturbations in my beer bottle and my square root | Andrea.B.Previtera |
0.36 | 1.90 | Climbing the herikostaidernomatonn | Andrea.B.Previtera |
0.27 | 1.10 | may we do with? | Andrew K Suber |
-0.11 | 1.37 | silky anger (rewrite) | Andrew K Suber |
0.35 | 1.38 | felonious monk | Andrew K Suber |
0.03 | 1.36 | chinese chuck-a-luck | Andrew K Suber |
-0.03 | 1.07 | voyage au bout de la nuit | Andrew K Suber |
0.82 | 1.27 | tingleberry tackle box | Andrew K Suber |
0.67 | 1.32 | extended wear contact high (modified open 62564) | anvilingus |
-0.09 | 0.80 | humor with a genocide quoi | anvilingus |
0.25 | 1.00 | you got your blood typo in my nap sack | anvilingus |
0.37 | 1.28 | as rich as croesus, with twice the calories | anvilingus |
-0.06 | 1.35 | drinking down the duodenal drip | B. Butros Ghali |
0.19 | 1.58 | Hornier than Thou | B. Butros Ghali |
-0.33 | 1.22 | Hong Kong is for Honkeys | B. Butros Ghali |
-0.38 | 1.15 | Have a nagila | B. Butros Ghali |
0.01 | 1.52 | sexual intellectuals: fucking know-it-alls | B. Butros Ghali |
0.09 | 1.22 | Jurassic park 4: in space | BagHead |
0.68 | 1.41 | Ooh, he's got a chubby tumtum | BagHead |
0.19 | 1.15 | First round draft pick for world war 3 | BagHead |
1.18 | 1.54 | Hulk just want to GET SMASHED | BagHead |
0.61 | 0.95 | Temporary inanity | BagHead |
0.37 | 1.24 | The gnome is named Tony Lonelyhearts | BagHead |
0.83 | 1.17 | 50 credit hours in collage | BagHead |
0.17 | 1.14 | The rise and fall of third bass | BagHead |
0.12 | 1.16 | 90 percent of everything is lovely | BagHead |
0.29 | 1.32 | There's a dead man on the other end of this megaphone | BagHead |
0.24 | 1.40 | I put the F-U in fun (open 15195) | BagHead |
0.21 | 1.24 | My name is ozzy osbourne, king of kings | BagHead |
0.18 | 1.14 | Atomically correct | BagHead |
0.03 | 1.54 | Me lie about my lai | BagHead |
0.32 | 1.22 | Stripey pygmy zebra molluscs | BagHead |
0.08 | 1.18 | Job deities include walking the god | BagHead |
0.46 | 1.34 | Latest rearrangement of puccini's greatest hits | BagHead |
0.10 | 1.32 | Gorillas in the canadian mist (fixed) | BagHead |
0.37 | 1.21 | It's an office in a submarine (Open 15133) | BagHead |
0.16 | 1.23 | Redone skidmarks on the kitchen floor | BagHead |
-0.04 | 1.18 | You know, frederic fucking chopin | BagHead |
0.19 | 1.48 | Now is the time for all good men to jump over the lazy dog | BagHead |
0.06 | 1.32 | Who is kaiser permanente? | BagHead |
0.28 | 1.30 | There's a tractor on my balls | BagHead |
-0.12 | 1.12 | Civilization and its malcontents | BagHead |
-0.01 | 1.07 | Blowing one note on your own horn | BagHead |
0.20 | 0.99 | That halibut was good enough for jehovah | BagHead |
0.19 | 1.11 | A mongoose on the backside | BagHead |
0.46 | 1.21 | Raiders of the lost arkansas (open 12017) | BagHead |
0.30 | 1.27 | That's one large french fry | BagHead |
0.07 | 0.82 | Sw-swe-sweet can (reposted from the big crash) | BagHead |
0.37 | 1.16 | Messily we masticate | BagHead |
0.02 | 1.28 | Inspected by number 9...number 9... | BagHead |
0.43 | 1.11 | Spanking the baboon's bottom | BagHead |
0.32 | 1.10 | Stuck in a runaway grocery cart | BagHead |
0.36 | 1.17 | Zoot suit scoot boogie | BagHead |
0.69 | 1.35 | Billy bass boat | BagHead |
0.17 | 1.02 | Minnie mouse gets slipped a mickey (Open 13832) | BagHead |
-0.22 | 1.17 | 64 slices of american pie | BagHead |
0.31 | 1.31 | Do androids dream of electric boogaloo? | BagHead |
-0.15 | 1.21 | Build your own damn meat | BagHead |
-0.08 | 1.29 | A square pig in a round hole | BagHead |
-0.05 | 1.08 | Groggy as a pirate | BagHead |
0.41 | 1.09 | Bad habit for humanity | BagHead |
0.38 | 1.01 | Throwing up in the bullpen | BagHead |
0.03 | 1.01 | Happiness is a wiggly ferret | BagHead |
0.08 | 1.14 | Damn her lewd minks (open 15085) | BagHead |
0.33 | 1.31 | If the baby doesn't like the milk, you should boil it | BagHead |
0.58 | 1.18 | Sic semper tyrannosaurus | BagHead |
0.80 | 1.39 | I got two zebras for christmas | BagHead |
0.52 | 1.63 | You're gonna be having dinner with Groucho | BagHead |
0.34 | 1.05 | You know, ze monkey schtuff | BagHead |
0.16 | 1.28 | The agony and, well, the agony | BagHead |
0.47 | 0.94 | Vanilla thunder and spleen boy | BagHead |
0.08 | 0.96 | I fondle the body electric | BagHead |
0.26 | 1.29 | Tonto es muy inteligente (reworded by suggestion) | BagHead |
0.18 | 1.02 | Trout streams and other urological conditions | BagHead |
-0.06 | 1.22 | The fearsome scream of the mountain loin | BagHead |
0.08 | 1.25 | There's a revised pantoum in your sestina | BagHead |
0.13 | 1.46 | The secret of acronym (open 25525) | BagHead |
0.35 | 1.12 | Baby baboon meets his dream girl (REVISED) | BagHead |
-0.14 | 1.06 | The show about nothing | BagHead |
-0.17 | 1.36 | Pond scum on the surface of the mind | BagHead |
0.71 | 1.22 | Best weed in the shire | BagHead |
0.29 | 1.29 | Meet your own build (revised) | BagHead |
0.12 | 0.73 | Flowers for alger hiss | BagHead |
0.25 | 0.90 | Giving the finger is just cursive handwriting (open 16131) | BagHead |
0.31 | 1.32 | I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom (Open 13831) | BagHead |
0.18 | 1.30 | Llama ha (the original clown comic) | BagHead |
0.05 | 1.11 | Chattanooga cheshire chimichanga | BagHead |
0.12 | 1.30 | Crumpled can in the recycle bin of comedy | BagHead |
0.12 | 1.15 | Hungry hungry hippies (REVISED) | BagHead |
-0.15 | 1.32 | Parabolic Mike Brady (revised) | Ballpein |
0.11 | 1.11 | artery party | Ballpein |
-0.32 | 1.21 | Oxycontin moron | Ballpein |
0.30 | 1.13 | sara bellum's logic | Ballpein |
-0.19 | 1.24 | whither hur hur? | Bernt Pancreas |
0.21 | 1.20 | iron cross buns of steel | Bernt Pancreas |
0.10 | 1.22 | the spellchecked comic for farklemtomaniacs | Bernt Pancreas |
0.60 | 0.96 | Winchester Catheterization | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.35 | 1.29 | I wear green on the outside because I feel minty on the inside | Bernt Pancreas |
0.24 | 1.40 | a goose walking across your gravy | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.02 | 1.53 | the steaming mug of earl: gray, hot | Bernt Pancreas |
0.54 | 1.17 | don't fear the reeperbahn | Bernt Pancreas |
0.63 | 0.81 | alexei sayles tax | Bernt Pancreas |
0.52 | 1.48 | merkin she wrote | Bernt Pancreas |
0.58 | 0.98 | when a man loves a wombat (not asleep) | Bernt Pancreas |
0.45 | 1.13 | milkwalking the green mile | Bernt Pancreas |
0.42 | 1.00 | cutty sark fist of removal | Bernt Pancreas |
0.27 | 1.07 | the cat in the hat comes back with ear mites | Bernt Pancreas |
0.17 | 1.54 | Tequila Mockingbird (Bernt by hellfire) | Bernt Pancreas |
0.34 | 1.26 | Glengary, Glen Campbell | Bernt Pancreas |
0.64 | 1.18 | who run bartertown? | Bernt Pancreas |
0.22 | 1.26 | annoying anointment (gtd stylee) | Bernt Pancreas |
0.29 | 0.94 | the berber of Negril | Bernt Pancreas |
0.18 | 1.12 | springheel jack of all trades | Bernt Pancreas |
0.02 | 1.13 | lymphy, the little monorail with mononucleosis(45444) | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.16 | 1.45 | open 9480: suppurating blisterpacks of fun | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.05 | 1.44 | samhain I am | Bernt Pancreas |
0.47 | 1.36 | the lazy dog builds a better fox trap | Bernt Pancreas |
0.06 | 1.36 | rotten to the coroner (by suggestion) | Bernt Pancreas |
0.24 | 0.92 | ass tricks and oboe licks (tks, DG) | Bernt Pancreas |
0.57 | 1.16 | myanmar shave | Bernt Pancreas |
0.93 | 1.35 | vaya con game | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.01 | 1.16 | litter swill to wallow | Bernt Pancreas |
0.37 | 1.03 | glovebox hero | Bernt Pancreas |
0.27 | 1.08 | defunct debauchery (Pancreatic build) | Bernt Pancreas |
0.28 | 1.21 | No rest for the Denis Leary (by suggestion) | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.17 | 0.87 | teh comic si leet liek jeffk | Bernt Pancreas |
0.65 | 1.41 | humor expectorant (spellcheck) | Bernt Pancreas |
0.64 | 1.47 | the eyes of Blistex are upon you | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.08 | 0.95 | bottle warmer for cold drunks | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.08 | 1.42 | the hanging nads of the business world | Bernt Pancreas |
0.29 | 1.12 | if funny is power, then a slave am I | Bernt Pancreas |
0.47 | 1.14 | testicles swollen with pride | Bernt Pancreas |
0.57 | 1.33 | incensed and pepper sprayed | Bernt Pancreas |
0.20 | 1.19 | who wants to swallow a millipede | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.44 | 0.96 | exhumed:now with added hubris | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.05 | 1.28 | wet blanket party | Bernt Pancreas |
0.47 | 1.15 | mayonaise-filled pinata | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.19 | 1.34 | german rodent nibbles tires: deflator maus | Bernt Pancreas |
0.02 | 1.37 | ride a cock horse to st. andrew's cross | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.12 | 1.44 | and the dreidel will rock | Bernt Pancreas |
0.25 | 1.06 | offering humanitarian slingblade | Bernt Pancreas |
0.06 | 1.07 | look before you leak | Bernt Pancreas |
0.53 | 1.29 | tactile rorschach test | Bernt Pancreas |
0.55 | 1.28 | the expansion and collapse of the accordian empire | Bernt Pancreas |
0.14 | 1.45 | running to the beating of a different bully | Bernt Pancreas |
0.65 | 1.57 | a momentary lack of riesling | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.97 | 1.45 | exhumed: fatty arbuckle takes the pepsi challenge | Bernt Pancreas |
0.09 | 1.09 | drumstick puppet theatre | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.25 | 1.23 | enya face | Bernt Pancreas |
0.45 | 1.20 | oh my god, it's full of porn stars (with clown) | Bernt Pancreas |
0.11 | 0.98 | alice in wonderbra | Bernt Pancreas |
0.11 | 1.23 | a little sumpin' sump pump | Bernt Pancreas |
0.27 | 1.48 | With a Lever 2000 big enough, I could lather the world(revis) | Bernt Pancreas |
0.34 | 1.18 | all agog over leapfrog again | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.16 | 0.94 | angels with dirty feces | Bernt Pancreas |
0.61 | 1.02 | single cel phoned organisms | Bernt Pancreas |
0.40 | 1.37 | Open 9554: refreshing Necro Wafers | Bernt Pancreas |
0.30 | 1.50 | whatever happened to chasey lain? | Bernt Pancreas |
0.21 | 1.27 | Slipped Discworld | Bernt Pancreas |
0.05 | 1.25 | rage against mister clean | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.16 | 1.83 | bacitracin paper | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.13 | 1.17 | how's your sister? can I put my fern in her smock? | Bernt Pancreas |
0.23 | 1.07 | soldier of fortune cookie (revisited) | Bernt Pancreas |
0.18 | 1.08 | psychobabble and the forty peeves | Bernt Pancreas |
0.06 | 1.06 | hacking your hand off for the flying car | Bernt Pancreas |
0.28 | 1.20 | the comic equivalent of a cherry bomb taped to your forehead | Bernt Pancreas |
0.83 | 1.12 | ending your banging with a whimper | Bernt Pancreas |
0.93 | 1.73 | silly-string theory | Bernt Pancreas |
0.30 | 1.27 | with 27 percent more Urkel | Bernt Pancreas |
0.51 | 1.20 | lincoln logs for stinkin' hogs | Bernt Pancreas |
0.24 | 1.33 | Open 9594: Night of the Living Dead Horse | Bernt Pancreas |
0.39 | 0.88 | spleeny: spleenlike, or pertaining to the spleen | Bernt Pancreas |
0.23 | 1.36 | per diem for your perineum | Bernt Pancreas |
0.11 | 1.10 | mr. mxyzptlk gets diagnosed with dyslexia | Bernt Pancreas |
0.15 | 1.17 | as topical as today's ointment | Bernt Pancreas |
0.67 | 1.26 | look upon my works and despise | Bernt Pancreas |
0.12 | 0.88 | putting the coarse before the heart | Bernt Pancreas |
0.30 | 1.36 | epoch eclipse | Bernt Pancreas |
0.17 | 1.12 | open45508: ed burns when I pee (yes it's mine) | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.04 | 1.42 | christopher walken on sunshine blotter | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.14 | 1.19 | fatback to the future | Bernt Pancreas |
0.11 | 1.37 | slugs on the rim of your margarita glass | Bernt Pancreas |
0.51 | 1.10 | winken, blinken, and nod: achetypal junkies(open 25615) | Bernt Pancreas |
0.17 | 1.10 | Hex bin laden editor (non pirated edition) | Bernt Pancreas |
0.33 | 1.37 | a body hits a body aftter finishing the rye | Bernt Pancreas |
0.20 | 1.24 | it was the best of show, it was the wurst of brat | Bernt Pancreas |
0.52 | 1.43 | weird scenes inside Rube Goldberg | Bernt Pancreas |
0.02 | 1.17 | pizza with everything, no bon jovi please (2nd helping) | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.09 | 1.24 | Attribution: open 20283 | Bernt Pancreas |
0.18 | 1.00 | spackle for grackles | Bernt Pancreas |
0.28 | 1.15 | Peon, Piaf- The Peer! | Bernt Pancreas |
0.16 | 0.97 | Naugahyde in plain sight (redux) | Bernt Pancreas |
0.12 | 1.51 | Me and my Shadenfreunde | Bernt Pancreas |
0.66 | 1.38 | Open 9475: The strip with Tourette's Syndrome AND sporadic aphasi | Bernt Pancreas |
0.57 | 0.98 | ammonia aromatherapy for the unconscious | Bernt Pancreas |
0.73 | 1.66 | Open 9430: Purge of Glurge | Bernt Pancreas |
0.51 | 1.26 | eye of the tae-bo (cleaned up) | Bernt Pancreas |
0.31 | 1.19 | I remember diorama | Bernt Pancreas |
0.64 | 1.18 | dog day after dinner mints | Bernt Pancreas |
0.38 | 1.00 | hash house hoarier | Bernt Pancreas |
0.29 | 1.54 | phoning playdoh tech support | Bernt Pancreas |
0.35 | 1.08 | Killing the instant messenger for the message | Bernt Pancreas |
0.05 | 1.26 | guapo guano from guam | Bernt Pancreas |
0.08 | 1.17 | going off half-baked (MY open 25623) | Bernt Pancreas |
0.20 | 0.97 | walking on the winter wunderkind | Bernt Pancreas |
0.19 | 0.87 | spit up on by Jeffy, age 2 | Bernt Pancreas |
0.07 | 1.16 | a run in your stalking | Bernt Pancreas |
0.68 | 1.16 | premoistened pants | Bernt Pancreas |
0.34 | 1.04 | wearing the ipecac patch | Bernt Pancreas |
0.38 | 1.56 | jumpin' jack flatulence | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.26 | 1.34 | exhumed: forced score of 7; years ago | Bernt Pancreas |
0.52 | 0.98 | lunch lady of the night | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.19 | 1.34 | jukebox for mimes | Bernt Pancreas |
0.04 | 1.27 | Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Yawn | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.06 | 1.32 | unguent for your engagement ring of fire | Bernt Pancreas |
0.54 | 1.27 | pretzel lodgers | Bernt Pancreas |
1.03 | 1.55 | slim jims for chubby checker(post crash) | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.12 | 0.87 | don't run with the big dogs if you don't like the distemper test | Bernt Pancreas |
0.95 | 1.35 | le batman, c'est moi | Bernt Pancreas |
0.13 | 1.09 | rabid, for her pleasure | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.28 | 1.36 | exhumed: waiting for gobots | Bernt Pancreas |
0.07 | 1.22 | caress of heel | Bernt Pancreas |
0.93 | 1.48 | singing pentagram | Bernt Pancreas |
0.18 | 0.98 | exodus from 2 party voting: ralph seder | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.26 | 1.47 | chamberpot music | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.02 | 1.04 | grandma got bent over by a reindeer | Bernt Pancreas |
0.10 | 0.93 | nosferatu's monster.com listing | Bernt Pancreas |
0.14 | 1.17 | somewhere over the oxbow incident | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.25 | 1.07 | the comic halo that goes over your head | Bernt Pancreas |
0.50 | 1.41 | 23 December 2020: the year megahal became self-aware | Bernt Pancreas |
0.05 | 0.99 | dirty laundry for your moral quandry | Bernt Pancreas |
-0.15 | 1.18 | put your hand in the fan of the man that passes water | Bernt Pancreas |
0.09 | 1.33 | dear ambien | Bernt Pancreas |
1.21 | 1.66 | The Agony and the X-Box | Bernt Pancreas |
0.02 | 0.92 | eight track mind | Bernt Pancreas |
0.08 | 0.77 | Our love was like a kitten in a waste disposal unit | Big Nothing |
-0.10 | 1.29 | I thill have the taste of puce in my mouth. (445 remake) | Big Nothing |
-0.31 | 1.18 | a Blain in the glass | bocus mucus suc us!!!!! |
-0.07 | 1.21 | taking out the rash (with a knife) | bongthegong |
-0.18 | 1.65 | shalom improvement | bongthegong |
0.14 | 1.31 | another page that lines the ape cage | bongthegong |
-0.07 | 1.23 | cherry flavored arsenic | bongthegong |
-0.04 | 1.31 | eating too much rasta pasta | bongthegong |
-0.04 | 0.80 | tired of not sleeping | bongthegong |
0.02 | 1.37 | ok kid, but this is the last time | bongthegong |
-0.07 | 1.05 | Me and My Derrick Are in an OPEC Relationship | bongthegong |
0.10 | 1.48 | lemurs: wowowowowowowow | bongthegong |
-0.22 | 1.11 | mung like a horse | bongthegong |
-0.65 | 1.12 | bloddy birdbath of babylon | bongthegong |
-1.62 | 0.75 | long live laryngitis | bongthegong |
-0.25 | 1.11 | s and m & m's | bongthegong |
-0.33 | 1.19 | mugged with a coffee cup | bongthegong |
0.32 | 1.30 | the soothing splat of melting cat | bongthegong |
-0.74 | 1.33 | death of an impalesman | bongthegong |
-0.94 | 1.91 | can't stand the handicapped | bongthegong |
0.19 | 1.23 | tune in next week for tiny elvis in your pelvis or paradox lost | bongthegong |
-0.17 | 1.32 | this tagline just writes itself | bongthegong |
0.07 | 1.38 | i'm not an actor but i play one on tv (take 3) | bongthegong |
0.27 | 1.51 | up on the trouser top | bongthegong |
0.14 | 1.10 | ernest goes to hell | bongthegong |
-0.02 | 1.17 | getting strange blisters from your redneck sisters | bongthegong |
0.00 | 0.83 | Spring-Loaded Can of Despair | bongthegong |
-0.16 | 1.36 | overdone to death and over said to deaf | bongthegong |
0.08 | 1.17 | stretch lance armstrong | bongthegong |
0.30 | 1.05 | the pitter patter of little detached feet | bongthegong |
-0.29 | 1.01 | bra in your maw | bongthegong |
0.39 | 1.12 | tofu soylent green | bongthegong |
0.15 | 0.87 | ball and pain | bongthegong |
-0.10 | 1.58 | spinal slap | bongthegong |
1.18 | 1.35 | thirty percent louder by volume | bongthegong |
0.13 | 1.34 | canadian satan | bongthegong |
-0.66 | 1.70 | scream of wheat | buzzard |
-0.66 | 1.51 | venus de flytrap | buzzard |
-0.71 | 1.66 | swedish fly | buzzard |
-0.61 | 1.73 | suburban subaru | buzzard |
0.24 | 1.32 | three-piece lawsuit | buzzard |
-0.43 | 1.74 | step on the gas | buzzard |
-0.68 | 1.59 | samson and deli meat | buzzard |
-0.95 | 2.00 | meringue merengue | buzzard |
0.27 | 1.94 | discrete discreet | buzzard |
1.44 | 1.60 | pistil whipped honey slut | Cameron |
0.19 | 1.09 | remote control bread slobber | Cameron |
0.18 | 1.05 | off the grappling hook (rewrite) | Cameron |
1.08 | 1.82 | twice-tripped on frozen formal wear | Cameron |
0.41 | 1.13 | the keg and i | Cameron |
0.39 | 1.17 | Modifying the herb | Cameron |
-0.45 | 1.36 | jimmy crack corn, and i care deeply | Captain Annoying |
-0.13 | 0.86 | muffy the umpire flayer | Captain Annoying |
-0.10 | 0.97 | like a paranoid dyslexic who thinks he's out to get everybody | Captain Annoying |
0.72 | 0.94 | missouri loves company | Captain Annoying |
0.03 | 1.32 | where the streets have no lanes | Captain Annoying |
0.51 | 1.33 | 100 years of dignitude | Captain Annoying |
-0.19 | 1.11 | i've got you under my schwinn | Captain Annoying |
0.21 | 1.24 | the origin of feces | Captain Annoying |
0.24 | 1.39 | don't fear the reefer | Captain Annoying |
0.17 | 1.16 | pocket full of crap tonight | Captain Annoying |
0.17 | 1.26 | the cider house r00lz!!1!!!11! | Captain Annoying |
-0.24 | 1.26 | a face only a motherfucker could love (2nd ed.) | Captain Annoying |
-0.19 | 0.75 | three-hole donkeypunch | Captain Annoying |
-0.05 | 1.51 | the passion-aggression of the christ | Captain Annoying |
0.45 | 0.93 | if i knew you were comin' i'd have faked the shakes | Captain Annoying |
0.13 | 1.27 | video killed the ringo starr | Captain Annoying |
0.35 | 1.20 | rage against the beguine, take 2 | Captain Annoying |
-0.15 | 1.31 | i'm not a southern baptist, i'm a crystal methodist | Captain Annoying |
-0.26 | 0.98 | asbestos is good food | Captain Annoying |
0.06 | 1.02 | love in the time of chlamydia (rmcs audition remix) | Captain Annoying |
0.07 | 1.48 | the outlaw josey, prince of wales | Captain Annoying |
-0.03 | 1.20 | me and julio down by the graveyard | Captain Annoying |
-0.34 | 1.12 | your own personal jeebus | Captain Annoying |
0.02 | 1.02 | those magnificent men in their flying latrines, v2.0 | Captain Annoying |
-0.43 | 1.33 | Naval-warfare fetishist outed as torpedophile | Captain Annoying |
0.36 | 0.92 | gwar of the gworlds (12" remix) | Captain Annoying |
-0.43 | 1.28 | ain't no moonshine when she's gone (redo) | Captain Annoying |
-0.51 | 1.55 | a snitch in time | catbear |
-0.26 | 1.43 | home again | catbear |
-0.43 | 1.28 | burned again | catbear |
-1.40 | 1.88 | president pasta | catbear |
0.11 | 1.56 | Zack Diggerhole Lives | Chaff |
-0.30 | 1.28 | Goof Troop in Afghanistan | Chaff |
-0.14 | 1.58 | Kibbles and Grits | ChickenCow |
-0.16 | 1.12 | The Prisoner of Ass-KABLAM! | ChickenCow |
-0.24 | 1.54 | hop along vaseline | ChickenCow |
-0.04 | 1.51 | Springer Spaniels blasted to granules... | ChickenCow |
-0.10 | 1.29 | a medical swab of corn on the cob | ChickenCow |
0.31 | 1.72 | writ of habeus corpses | ChickenCow |
-0.02 | 1.59 | fisticuffmanship | ChickenCow |
-0.41 | 1.27 | Smokey & the Bandit... Unplugged | ChickenCow |
0.13 | 1.72 | deck the halls with Uncle Charlie | ChickenCow |
-0.56 | 1.73 | Pirates of Piss-ants | ChickenCow |
-0.38 | 1.44 | Dollars to donut pillows | ChickenCow |
-0.29 | 2.58 | I know, I know... it's vile. | ChickenCow |
0.18 | 1.75 | derailed gravy train | ChickenCow |
0.18 | 1.41 | shiver me timbers | ChickenCow |
0.01 | 1.09 | bunt with your c*nt | ChickenCow |
0.41 | 1.11 | more peeps humor (I use the term loosely) | ChickenCow |
-0.06 | 1.86 | road rash hash (ChickenCow) | ChickenCow |
0.10 | 1.65 | ooga booga rah rah rah V 1.2 | ChickenCow |
-0.28 | 1.24 | Thanks and Spanks | ChickenCow |
-0.48 | 1.26 | Likee me bikee? | ChickenCow |
0.14 | 1.88 | amber waves of pain | ChickenCow |
0.13 | 1.34 | arctic circle jerk | ChickenCow |
0.05 | 1.29 | C-7... Rook to Hairy Bishop... | ChickenCow |
0.39 | 1.67 | "bacony" - resembling bacon | ChickenCow |
0.30 | 1.48 | hep a brotha oot | ChickenCow |
-0.46 | 2.24 | Pico de Leche | ChickenCow |
-0.50 | 1.24 | Cornucoplulate | ChickenCow |
-0.37 | 1.20 | ho ho ho, green giant | ChickenCow |
-0.16 | 1.24 | Sugar Plums and Groping Bums | ChickenCow |
1.41 | 1.69 | chafin' like a bear | ChickenCow |
-0.14 | 1.16 | knee-jerk chemical reaction | ChickenCow |
-0.03 | 1.15 | Starts to work on contact | ChickenCow |
-0.13 | 1.13 | my eyes! the goggles, they do nothing! | ChickenCow |
-0.06 | 1.21 | Like Selling Freedom Fries To The French (MMD re-write) | Chris Bourke |
-0.36 | 1.22 | nigh-on cast iron | Chris Bourke |
0.18 | 0.94 | | Chris Bourke |
-0.06 | 1.28 | A Brass Band In A Vacuum | Chris Bourke |
0.71 | 1.12 | This Low-Balling's A-Snowballing | Chris Bourke |
-0.35 | 1.60 | pre-mortem dissection | Chris Bourke |
-0.60 | 1.17 | sicker than your average | Chris Bourke |
-0.03 | 1.46 | Fine Like A Razor Cut | Chris Bourke |
-0.27 | 1.19 | The Artist Formerly Known | Chris Bourke |
-0.06 | 1.40 | | Chris Bourke |
-0.50 | 1.57 | whilst I'm on the subject: an ode to British licence laws... | Chris Bourke |
0.08 | 1.34 | Indecent Disposal (Open 37434) | Chris Bourke |
-0.32 | 1.63 | The Stray Void Smudge on Your Winning Lottery Ticket | Chris Bourke |
-0.39 | 1.44 | Caught, Trapped & Tied | Chris Bourke |
-0.19 | 0.92 | bad brians | Chris Bourke |
0.15 | 1.07 | Elephantiasis of the Memory | Chris Bourke |
0.33 | 1.45 | Indecent Disposal pt2 (milking it) | Chris Bourke |
-0.10 | 1.08 | Power to the Peep-Hole | Chris Bourke |
-0.28 | 1.50 | The Ladder above Your Lucky Penny | Chris Bourke |
-0.01 | 1.15 | don't fall out with a nuclear family | Chris Bourke |
-0.17 | 1.30 | Subliminal Cola Advertisements in This Strip | Chris Bourke |
-0.15 | 1.24 | jehovah's witness protection program | Chris Bourke |
0.08 | 1.35 | Black Eyed Sneeze | Chris Bourke |
-0.25 | 1.12 | It's my birthday and I'll post if I want to | Chris Bourke |
-0.23 | 1.14 | sniffing glue with a broken nose | Chris Bourke |
-0.11 | 1.10 | I Think I've Blissed My Pants | Chris Bourke |
0.10 | 1.07 | shrink to fit: the epileptic psychiatrist writes | Chris Bourke |
-0.03 | 1.37 | The Albino Crow Perched At Your Funeral (Open: 37436) | Chris Bourke |
0.67 | 1.16 | overexposed underwire | Christopher Hart |
-0.01 | 1.04 | ice cave yodelling | Christopher Hart |
0.04 | 1.30 | demolition fedora | Christopher Hart |
0.20 | 1.26 | the headache in your eye | Christopher Hart |
0.28 | 1.13 | the musty smell of forgotten bologna | Christopher Hart |
0.04 | 1.04 | indentured savant | Christopher Hart |
0.46 | 0.84 | the tender teat of tedium | Christopher Hart |
0.15 | 0.70 | the tumor of humor | Christopher Hart |
0.24 | 1.32 | sour grapes for your jests and japes | Christopher Hart |
0.01 | 1.06 | the karmic thrill of buffalo bill | Christopher Hart |
0.28 | 0.81 | the geriatric giblets of jocularity | Christopher Hart |
0.10 | 1.19 | the bloated corpse of humor | Christopher Hart |
0.03 | 1.27 | pig slop for the dandy fops | Christopher Hart |
-0.26 | 1.18 | earworm slipped off the hook (redux) | Christopher Lyons |
-0.67 | 0.98 | moo goo trepan (redux) | Christopher Lyons |
-0.07 | 1.13 | the red pill | Christopher Lyons |
0.14 | 1.30 | tiptoe through the triffids | Christopher Lyons |
-1.13 | 1.42 | is this thing on? | citizenx |
-0.23 | 0.97 | please sir, may I have a whore? (extensively revised) | Conrad Zaar |
0.64 | 1.11 | a first comic for the second time | Conrad Zaar |
-0.06 | 1.26 | Dr. Bloody Discharge | Conrad Zaar |
0.25 | 1.30 | Lord of the Swings | Conrad Zaar |
-0.05 | 1.38 | chunks of beef in the coral reef (extensively revised) | Conrad Zaar |
-0.43 | 1.27 | no cake for the cultured | Conrad Zaar |
0.09 | 1.46 | Nye Guy, the Science Bill | Conrad Zaar |
-0.22 | 1.04 | opiate-powdered clam chowder (open 41663 rewrite) | craeze |
-0.15 | 1.29 | monkey semen key do | craeze |
0.30 | 1.17 | drag queen of diamonds | craeze |
0.57 | 1.14 | those who live in glass palaces shouldn't stow thrones | craeze |
-0.59 | 1.35 | from hell to high water in a handbasket | craeze |
0.17 | 1.22 | diagnostic: live atheistic | craeze |
-0.47 | 1.60 | the eggy aftertaste of chicken meringue | craeze |
-0.25 | 1.13 | a partial eclipse of the liver | craeze |
0.88 | 0.95 | dumb. dumber. urkel. | craeze |
0.44 | 1.07 | mustard sally... guess you'd better hoe that mustard down | craeze |
-0.31 | 1.31 | o brother, wherefore art thou romeo? | craeze |
-0.13 | 1.01 | Peyronie's: harder to blow than a broken nose | craeze |
0.24 | 1.13 | shirt, black, and strides (finally) | craeze |
-0.31 | 1.16 | my brown-eyed girl | craeze |
-0.25 | 1.29 | fickle pickles tickle testicles (sans typo) | craeze |
0.46 | 1.13 | random votes for hall and oates | craeze |
0.15 | 1.06 | only lonely polony | craeze |
-0.10 | 1.31 | studded shock color | craeze |
-0.56 | 1.69 | sombre ballad of the three-bean salad | craeze |
0.64 | 1.20 | stained sheet lightning (open 41642) | craeze |
-0.11 | 1.42 | Something-D-O-O Economics | Crisper Than Thou |
-0.91 | 1.63 | old farts still smell | Crisper Than Thou |
-0.91 | 1.74 | have a clear job objective in mind | Crisper Than Thou |
-1.10 | 2.08 | you're so vain | Crisper Than Thou |
-0.25 | 1.61 | in front of Mann's Chinese Theater 'n everything! | Crisper Than Thou |
-0.44 | 1.71 | apple turnover in his grave | Crisper Than Thou |
0.99 | 1.62 | not sold in stores at any price | Crisper Than Thou |
-0.11 | 1.34 | I'm like rubber, you're like glue | Crisper Than Thou |
0.35 | 1.42 | the cycle of life has no pedals | Crisper Than Thou |
-0.70 | 1.24 | like his grandfather before him, only with a bigger arrest record | Crisper Than Thou |
-0.25 | 1.33 | Barn Razing with Teen Amish | Cruel_Meta |
-0.10 | 1.18 | do let the wogs out | Cruel_Meta |
-0.19 | 1.17 | As shiny as a nuclear goldfish [redux] | Cruel_Meta |
-0.08 | 0.91 | The cold butter on your mangled toast | Cruel_Meta |
-0.19 | 0.94 | No animals were harmed in the filming of this comic | Cruel_Meta |
-0.41 | 1.60 | Crunchy Wedding Paraphenalia | Cruel_Meta |
-0.28 | 1.16 | reductio ad absurdum ad absurdum | Cruel_Meta |
0.28 | 1.52 | Currently alternating and direct | Cruel_Meta |
0.01 | 1.45 | arteries of coal | Cruel_Meta |
-0.26 | 1.89 | Suppositories, now in mint and cherry flavors | Cruel_Meta |
0.17 | 1.05 | curios made of cured cod | Cruel_Meta |
0.02 | 1.30 | Martha Stewart, Black Leather Catsuit, Candy Apples... [re-redux] | Cruel_Meta |
-0.15 | 1.20 | Tee Ti To Tums, I smell the blood of Brahmin | Cruel_Meta |
0.18 | 1.18 | Scarab Mousse | Cruel_Meta |
-0.22 | 1.57 | Transcendental Medication | Cruel_Meta |
0.25 | 1.05 | slippery sinews in my spaghetti | Cruel_Meta |
0.19 | 0.99 | Real cowboys wear ten gallon briefs | Cruel_Meta |
0.09 | 1.30 | How to skin a cat #23: Sandblaster | Cruel_Meta |
-0.12 | 1.28 | Like diving through a dry inner-tube | Cruel_Meta |
0.08 | 1.06 | My Italian girlfriend is on the Ragu | Cruel_Meta |
-0.02 | 0.85 | Perception is everything else | Cruel_Meta |
0.48 | 1.18 | lying on a bed of pudding skins | Cruel_Meta |
0.02 | 1.03 | the girl from ipecac | Cruel_Meta |
0.28 | 1.45 | A cheap trick with a cardboard box | Cruel_Meta |
-0.26 | 0.99 | pausing hammertime | Cruel_Meta |
-0.92 | 2.38 | know why no how | Darth Waider |
-1.26 | 1.48 | between a roc and a hard plaice | Darth Waider |
-0.59 | 1.78 | Heavy on the Gravity | Darth Waider |
-0.41 | 1.32 | La Don e Rachele | Das Joe |
-0.33 | 1.50 | these sappy golden years | Dave Filippi |
-0.01 | 1.62 | Twiggy takes on Miss Piggy | Dave Filippi |
-0.54 | 1.55 | a lethal dose of mind-macarena | Dave Filippi |
-1.16 | 1.70 | true stories from infamous people | Dave Filippi |
-0.76 | 1.66 | the unbearable lightness of boing | Dave Filippi |
0.44 | 1.59 | fresh quirts for little squirts | Dave Filippi |
-0.53 | 1.30 | illicit tranks from the polluted-meme banks | Dave Filippi |
-0.24 | 1.52 | 60 Miles of Blue Asphalt | David J. Bianco |
-0.32 | 1.38 | Manchurian Takeout in Cardboard Containers | David J. Bianco |
-1.06 | 1.66 | stupid you! | ddot |
-0.11 | 1.55 | white hot mattel | ddot |
-0.43 | 1.46 | Embargo on! | Deadbeef |
0.30 | 1.21 | bicycle shorts for your genital warts (my open 36763) | Deadbeef |
-0.15 | 1.38 | batmantra | Deadbeef |
-0.03 | 1.08 | this tagline glows in the dark | Deadbeef |
0.25 | 1.12 | three cheers for drunken leers (my open 36761) | Deadbeef |
-0.24 | 1.15 | roll the koans | Deadbeef |
-0.42 | 1.36 | six o'clock nudes (attr: http://bash.org/?15848) | Deadbeef |
-0.05 | 1.35 | just so you know, "dolomite" is not an element | Death Goat |
0.58 | 1.23 | lopsided laughter lozenges (attribution: Emo) | Death Goat |
-0.02 | 1.09 | Stay a while, oenophile | Death Goat |
-0.07 | 1.24 | rock out with your cop-out | Death Goat |
-0.10 | 1.07 | some lajoie for your nap sack | Death Goat |
0.21 | 1.58 | comedy's lump of coal in your stocking | Death Goat |
-0.08 | 1.30 | sir william wallace-n-gromit, leader of the scottish terriers | Death Goat |
0.19 | 1.16 | flight 77 begins its final reproach | Death Goat |
0.38 | 1.29 | tao jones | Death Goat |
0.56 | 1.48 | I killed the starship enterprise (Open:25271) | Death Goat |
0.32 | 1.27 | a nice pyromantic candlelight dinner | Death Goat |
0.01 | 1.25 | Leggo my purse! (nepalese yak edition) | Death Goat |
0.93 | 1.35 | space goats: coast-to-coast (Attribution: Emo) | Death Goat |
0.17 | 1.16 | dwarf tossing for fun and profit (revised) | Death Goat |
0.20 | 1.26 | in the carpool lane on the gastric bypass | Death Goat |
-0.02 | 1.00 | link, sign, and hooker | Death Goat |
0.04 | 1.04 | having your background check bounce | Death Goat |
0.15 | 1.25 | Questions? Call 1-800-733-6328. | Death Goat |
0.24 | 0.94 | and now... number three... the larch | Death Goat |
0.09 | 1.09 | yelling "theater!" in a crowded fire (typo-free) | Death Goat |
0.16 | 1.44 | Nat King Cold | Death Goat |
0.24 | 1.17 | black elvis vs. mothra | Death Goat |
0.07 | 1.31 | old man saddam sat on his bomb, blowing his kurds away | Death Goat |
0.19 | 1.27 | knotted dental floss | Death Goat |
0.45 | 1.02 | a big bucketful of warm maple syrup | Death Goat |
0.55 | 1.18 | winter hookers are snow blowers | Death Goat |
0.06 | 0.93 | foreplay with no friends | Death Goat |
0.06 | 0.93 | philip glass menagerie | Death Goat |
0.19 | 1.04 | dutch elm disease for the tree of life | Death Goat |
0.30 | 0.83 | entry march of the voyeurs | Death Goat |
0.04 | 0.81 | I gave at the orifice (my take) | Death Goat |
0.01 | 1.27 | recursive (adj.) 1. see also: recursive | Death Goat |
-0.07 | 1.37 | rumble in the bung hole (revised) | Death Goat |
0.15 | 1.24 | too hot for tahiti trot (from Open) | Death Goat |
0.06 | 1.16 | nothin' that a hot mocha enema couldn't fix (PG version) | Death Goat |
-0.12 | 0.97 | santorum-filled steamer trunk | Death Goat |
0.31 | 1.30 | the prolapsed anus of comedy | Death Goat |
0.15 | 1.75 | season's beatings | Death Goat |
0.12 | 1.44 | as the jim crow flies | Death Goat |
-0.02 | 1.33 | battlestar catholica | Death Goat |
-0.32 | 1.15 | raining whippets on your weekend wedding | Death Goat |
-0.01 | 1.02 | teat meat beat | Death Goat |
0.31 | 1.52 | nobler than oedipus | Death Goat |
0.25 | 1.11 | this comic will look real good after four beers | Death Goat |
0.43 | 1.31 | the spirit of bris-mas (rewrite) | Death Goat |
-0.02 | 1.07 | the girl that won the golden globes award (inspired by: The Onion) | Death Goat |
0.34 | 1.24 | serving the cat a bowl of shredded tweet (Open 32142) | Death Goat |
0.01 | 1.06 | siphoning diesel for the orphan bonfire | Death Goat |
0.14 | 1.50 | not entirely quite like licking a cob of corn | Death Goat |
0.04 | 1.47 | verbal dysentery for the entire family | Death Goat |
-0.10 | 1.38 | necktie of the gods | Death Goat |
-0.11 | 0.94 | the jung and the restless | Death Goat |
-0.04 | 1.27 | the foul ball in your nice cold beer | Death Goat |
0.14 | 1.10 | a funnel thing happend on the way to the trailer park | Death Goat |
0.42 | 1.63 | driving your cheese wheels down a one whey street | Death Goat |
0.23 | 1.15 | woolskin meatloaf bat (attribution: Jay London) | Death Goat |
-0.13 | 1.06 | wretched rings of rump roast | Death Goat |
0.14 | 1.21 | Trojan Whores | Death Goat |
0.25 | 1.36 | looks like a taco | Death Goat |
-0.02 | 1.02 | retrovertigo on the trampoline | Death Goat |
-0.03 | 1.42 | standing ovation at the paraplegics convention | Death Goat |
-0.31 | 1.59 | Chopping Block Party | Devilman |
-0.24 | 1.72 | Does this taste like mayonnaise to you? | Devilman |
-0.14 | 1.75 | Nobody loves me. Not even Jesus. | Devilman |
0.68 | 1.48 | A big helping of salvation in every bite | Devilman |
-0.42 | 1.35 | Humor in a brown paper envelope. | Devilman |
-0.15 | 1.42 | Stays Firm in Milk | Devilman |
0.14 | 1.27 | ebony and irony | Devilman |
-0.70 | 1.50 | Chicks Dig Religious Zealots | Devilman |
-1.23 | 1.68 | You're a good man, Charlie Brown. Reeeally good. | Devilman |
-0.46 | 2.40 | Lolita of the Trailer Park | Devilman |
0.81 | 1.50 | Golden Years | Devilman |
-0.25 | 1.16 | Hereditary Fructose Intolerance | Devolution |
-0.22 | 1.37 | The Bovine Feces Trilogy (repost) | Devolution |
-2.08 | 1.88 | talk to the hand | dfan |
-0.06 | 1.87 | nothin' but a smile | dfan |
0.14 | 1.80 | life in the food chain | dfan |
-0.59 | 1.55 | summer in the city | dfan |
-0.75 | 1.77 | I did it my way | dfan |
0.06 | 1.58 | walk the balk | Dinosaur |
-2.10 | 1.46 | Gorf. Clatter Baretta Nicktoons. | Doc Evil |
-0.56 | 1.49 | Shut don't go up, prices do. | Doc Evil |
-0.55 | 1.40 | Penguin Pinball Parasols | Doc Evil |
-0.51 | 1.57 | Domo Arigato Sam the Robot. | Doc Evil |
-0.79 | 1.29 | Beware, I live! | Doc Evil |
0.30 | 1.24 | yuletide yams | Dr. Roliman |
-0.38 | 1.50 | wagon wheels when we wish | Dr. Roliman |
-0.66 | 1.66 | Electric sex machine | drood |
-0.03 | 1.37 | Christmas beer | drood |
0.15 | 1.49 | that's not special sauce | Enriquez |
-0.55 | 1.08 | loose lip sync ships | Enriquez |
-0.43 | 1.74 | mullet the blue sky | Enriquez |
-0.09 | 1.18 | wholly cow | Enriquez |
-0.51 | 1.39 | fondling puppies etc. - Enriquez style | Enriquez |
-0.42 | 1.14 | Ray Charles in Charge | Flwyd |
0.47 | 1.23 | adjacent to your complete breakfast | Flwyd |
0.03 | 0.88 | The Magnificent Se7en | Flwyd |
-0.08 | 1.02 | categorical imperialism | Flwyd |
-0.67 | 1.27 | daughters of the bolshevik revolution | Flwyd |
0.40 | 1.15 | synapse firing squad | Flwyd |
-0.05 | 1.15 | hazmat in your morning news (cyanide remix) | Flwyd |
-0.71 | 1.32 | sexual organ grinder | Flwyd |
0.31 | 1.07 | chicken pox for the soul | Flwyd |
-1.23 | 1.45 | bits and pieces of your brother's nieces | Flwyd |
0.67 | 1.17 | make mine mink | Gar |
0.36 | 1.50 | Birds turn brown and fall from trees. | Gar |
-0.21 | 1.49 | bang a gong | Gar |
0.29 | 1.62 | Only users loose drugs. | Gar |
0.07 | 1.12 | born to be mild, with a tangy mustard aftertaste | Gar |
-0.18 | 1.51 | Faith Hill No More | Gar |
0.05 | 1.33 | poetry in freeze-frame | Gar |
-0.13 | 1.42 | mixing lysol and lye with the white of my eye | Gar |
0.08 | 1.40 | can't compute compote | Gar |
0.09 | 1.41 | Community Watch | Gar |
-0.10 | 1.28 | 4 out of 5 wonder why I'm creating my own version | Gar |
-0.06 | 1.40 | fry it up (my version of #309) | Gar |
-0.06 | 1.08 | deus ex maquiladora | Gar |
0.44 | 1.53 | omnes gentes plaudite | Gar |
0.01 | 1.43 | Mountain Stew | Gar |
0.37 | 1.08 | i me mime | Gar |
0.58 | 0.97 | Harassment means nothing to me either (my take on 4356) | Gar |
0.74 | 1.46 | Deep thoughts | Gar |
0.45 | 1.31 | Befriend a book | Gar |
0.07 | 1.25 | Rumsfeld and Coke with a twist of Gar | Gar |
0.03 | 1.39 | It was a perfect day. | Gar |
0.67 | 1.55 | It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas. | Gar |
0.17 | 1.23 | It's a long way home. | Gar |
0.25 | 1.35 | fondling puppies behind the shed (Gar) | Gar |
0.58 | 1.20 | Verbal punching bag. | Gar |
0.26 | 1.12 | Glass and Steal | Gar |
0.50 | 1.42 | It's a sick, sick world | Gar |
0.11 | 1.26 | Father knows breasts. | Gar |
0.40 | 1.25 | david bowie knife | Gar |
0.15 | 1.38 | jehovah's witness in contempt of court | Gar |
-0.01 | 1.17 | Earl had to die. | Gar |
0.25 | 1.28 | Breaking the law. | Gar |
0.78 | 2.13 | 24/7 | Glitch! |
0.20 | 1.38 | Floater in the deep end. | Gospog |
-0.07 | 1.34 | The staccato beat of raining meat. | Gospog |
-0.18 | 1.37 | Meat the press. Press the meat? | Gospog |
-0.10 | 1.13 | It's not the meat, it's the humidity. | Gospog |
-1.28 | 1.55 | The bitter pill with the taste of swill. | Gospog |
-0.32 | 1.67 | Until we meat agin... | Gospog |
-1.23 | 1.82 | The surprising squeek that makes you peek | Gospog |
0.05 | 1.23 | The sound of one hand slapping. | Gospog |
0.60 | 1.18 | toasting a toad's turds | groovintodigweed |
0.34 | 1.36 | cruising for a bruising on the autobahnanna | groovintodigweed |
-0.06 | 0.99 | 10 Murphy's Stouts in the clip. fire away at funny | groovintodigweed |
0.35 | 1.09 | playing with the playmate of the year (I wish) | groovintodigweed |
0.15 | 1.33 | sugarglider bee sting smile | groovintodigweed |
0.21 | 1.16 | chocolate covered ant hill | groovintodigweed |
-0.08 | 1.08 | empathy for the apathetic | groovintodigweed |
0.11 | 1.28 | playboy vs. the gay boy | groovintodigweed |
0.35 | 1.10 | this comic is to funny like Ike Turner is to caring | groovintodigweed |
0.19 | 0.88 | monkeys mating in the moonlight | groovintodigweed |
-0.20 | 1.21 | blasting cap on the un-funny bomb | groovintodigweed |
0.12 | 1.05 | empathy for the apathetic (2) | groovintodigweed |
0.01 | 1.04 | wandering through the bloody begonias | groovintodigweed |
0.07 | 1.26 | pedestrian at best. version 3.0 | groovintodigweed |
0.42 | 1.60 | the pungent aroma of the permanent coma | groovintodigweed |
0.02 | 1.27 | i shot the bluebird of happiness in the ass | groovintodigweed |
0.14 | 1.41 | spam of the la....just listened to a comment | groovintodigweed |
-0.03 | 1.11 | oakenfold origami | groovintodigweed |
-0.07 | 1.02 | getting licked with the native tongue | groovintodigweed |
0.07 | 1.40 | toss it to the wolves and let them bite, I say! | groovintodigweed |
0.33 | 1.07 | having a fling with a cold chicken wing | groovintodigweed |
-0.03 | 1.28 | debits and credits in the ledger of love | groovintodigweed |
0.11 | 0.87 | mouse trap meat tenderizer | groovintodigweed |
0.94 | 1.55 | the phoenix that rose from my roach bowl | groovintodigweed |
0.27 | 1.00 | face plant on a fire ant | groovintodigweed |
0.10 | 1.25 | regarding a joke that will never have the right punchline. | groovintodigweed |
0.27 | 1.00 | white wine spritzer for your underage sister | groovintodigweed |
0.85 | 1.03 | please pass the sarin gas | groovintodigweed |
0.10 | 1.12 | camels that love to hump | groovintodigweed |
-0.18 | 1.36 | Earl, with a swirl of your favorite girl | groovintodigweed |
0.11 | 1.48 | suck on Open 29925 | groovintodigweed |
0.25 | 1.09 | vapid vendetta against an ex named Greta | groovintodigweed |
0.58 | 1.39 | the results of low blood sugar and five wasted minutes | groovintodigweed |
0.07 | 0.99 | hot, sweaty, and always ready | groovintodigweed |
-0.01 | 1.44 | guided mistletoe | groovintodigweed |
0.11 | 1.66 | comic soup-poop side dish | groovintodigweed |
0.33 | 1.19 | we all live in a yellow sub's latrine | groovintodigweed |
0.23 | 0.83 | bucket 'o bling-bling | groovintodigweed |
-0.09 | 1.50 | 9 Lives | GumGirl |
-0.42 | 1.68 | Tofu Scramble | GumGirl |
-0.49 | 1.58 | DNA Sample | GumGirl |
-0.37 | 1.48 | Extra Action Tide | GumGirl |
1.09 | 1.59 | white man's bourbon | Hangdog |
0.01 | 1.30 | men, i'm eminem | Hangdog |
0.06 | 1.11 | legions of 'wegians from the boreal regions | Hangdog |
0.23 | 1.31 | pappa roach hotel california | Hangdog |
0.40 | 1.42 | rolling stone temple pilots iii: the li'l rat skulls | Hangdog |
0.46 | 1.67 | Keystone Coprolites | Hangdog |
-0.46 | 1.44 | my balony has a first name | Hangdog |
-0.06 | 1.11 | truman capote's a human coyote | Hangdog |
0.19 | 1.28 | we're goin' to the yellow brick roadhouse | Hangdog |
0.09 | 1.21 | on-going bongo-ing | Hangdog |
0.14 | 1.68 | first clown in after the big top falls, i guess... | Hangdog |
-0.51 | 1.78 | Does this smell bad? | happyboy |
-0.16 | 1.17 | farts of nature | happyboy |
0.44 | 1.60 | Fortified with 8 Essential Vitamins | happyboy |
-0.93 | 1.58 | Flying Monkey Master | Harry Lephtnut |
0.13 | 1.02 | openRMCS #2780 | herpules |
0.12 | 1.48 | fisting with an iron rule | herpules |
0.01 | 1.45 | fun for the whole pharmacy | herpules |
-0.43 | 1.38 | inhumane treatment of search engine spiders | herpules |
-0.05 | 1.04 | deadly game of cat and blender | herpules |
0.07 | 0.96 | gives baby jesus gas | herpules |
0.69 | 1.58 | republican party in my pants, and everyone's indicted | herpules |
0.59 | 1.20 | and you're gonna float there and like it | herpules |
0.18 | 1.56 | eat bugs | herpules |
-0.52 | 1.55 | Earl, you know it's true | herpules |
-0.05 | 1.66 | extraordinarily popular delusions | herpules |
-0.30 | 1.95 | don't lick bjork in anger | herpules |
0.05 | 1.47 | where have all your base gone? long time passing... | herpules |
0.15 | 1.54 | hitler's final solution to the problem like maria | herpules |
0.64 | 1.31 | natural born pillars of the community | herpules |
-0.15 | 1.96 | pat faxes flat taxes | herpules |
0.52 | 1.57 | openRMCS #2872 | herpules |
-0.16 | 1.40 | flogging further the feline fallen | herpules |
0.07 | 1.16 | the stiff that stunk the stinky finger | herpules |
-0.20 | 1.24 | helter skeletor | herpules |
-0.03 | 1.82 | openRMCS #2068 | herpules |
0.03 | 1.78 | spam on van damme | herpules |
0.74 | 1.39 | bureaucratic gadget grip, and other black lung references | herpules |
0.01 | 2.08 | hungry hungry herpes | herpules |
-0.50 | 2.07 | hey, what's this "save" button do... | herpules |
-0.59 | 1.29 | your mask, it is evil. your meat, it is red. | herpules |
-0.24 | 1.50 | have your bukkake and eat it, too | herpules |
-0.60 | 1.93 | al and gary, quite contrary | herpules |
-0.43 | 1.20 | the silence will destroy you....loudly. | Hipgnosis |
-0.38 | 1.11 | Peta Pita Pitter Patter | Hipgnosis |
0.01 | 1.17 | getting jiggy with cousin it | Hipgnosis |
-0.40 | 1.26 | mackin' economics | Hipgnosis |
0.40 | 1.01 | new, improved zyclon-b. kid tested, mother approved! | Hipgnosis |
-0.72 | 1.52 | love poems from the devil | HITTKD |
-0.99 | 1.78 | the sweet taste of insanity | HITTKD |
0.69 | 1.47 | don't bury me, i'm not dead | HITTKD |
-1.06 | 1.71 | Trojan Horse Condoms | Horselover Fat |
-0.42 | 1.81 | A friend is a terrible thing to waste | Horselover Fat |
1.30 | 1.66 | phlegm for everybody | Horselover Fat |
-0.82 | 1.37 | Calling AAA collect. | Horselover Fat |
-0.50 | 1.60 | nux vomica vobiscum | Horselover Fat |
-0.79 | 2.14 | popcorn quiz, hotshot | Horselover Fat |
-0.79 | 1.29 | Capybaras make excellent pudding. | Horselover Fat |
-0.41 | 1.24 | Inna gotta la vita loca | Horselover Fat |
-1.07 | 2.15 | let's keep those hands above the table | Horselover Fat |
-0.09 | 1.60 | Catwoman a la mode | Horselover Fat |
-0.44 | 1.48 | Flag off! | Horselover Fat |
-0.94 | 1.76 | cf. sec. 4(a)(iii) para. 2 | Horselover Fat |
-0.56 | 1.74 | Martha Stewart makes a dandy gimp | Horselover Fat |
-0.98 | 1.97 | It's a mystery wrapped in bodybag | Horselover Fat |
-0.56 | 1.44 | nose hairs in your soufflee | Horselover Fat |
0.11 | 1.70 | KITTENS!! ON FIRE!! | Horselover Fat |
-0.36 | 1.69 | Boot to the head of the class | Horselover Fat |
-0.13 | 1.41 | Take me out at the ballgame. | Horselover Fat |
-0.53 | 1.39 | Holy roman candle | Horselover Fat |
-1.15 | 1.58 | Pyros for pornos | Horselover Fat |
-0.35 | 1.58 | Have a nice nightmare. | Horselover Fat |
-0.45 | 1.78 | silverfish dinner | Horselover Fat |
-1.28 | 1.83 | 2 kibbles and bits | Horselover Fat |
-0.31 | 1.66 | Thunder Hos | Horselover Fat |
-0.35 | 1.95 | General Tso's choked chicken. | Horselover Fat |
-1.18 | 1.56 | Liar, liar, pants on nitroglycerine | Horselover Fat |
-0.59 | 1.60 | Birthday caked underwear | Horselover Fat |
-0.82 | 1.80 | winning the smelling bee | Horselover Fat |
0.30 | 1.49 | true-life travel tip | Horselover Fat |
-0.48 | 1.33 | the comic that's no better than the pixels it's printed on | Horselover Fat |
-0.21 | 1.33 | pest strip tease | Horselover Fat |
-0.02 | 1.20 | The silence of the lamb chops | Horselover Fat |
-0.59 | 1.62 | Blue Moon Cheese | Horselover Fat |
-0.17 | 1.69 | at the bottom of the humor chain | Horselover Fat |
-0.92 | 1.54 | New England Puppy Chowder | Horselover Fat |
-0.24 | 1.74 | Intensive Care Vacation | Horselover Fat |
-0.48 | 1.80 | better off not read | Horselover Fat |
-0.24 | 1.76 | Paging Dr. Faust | Horselover Fat |
0.39 | 1.54 | You have the right to remain soylent. | Horselover Fat |
-0.40 | 1.81 | Head in the class | Horselover Fat |
-0.72 | 1.56 | Saving Private Parts and Major Woody | Horselover Fat |
-0.23 | 1.57 | Strange Gel in a Strange Hand. | Horselover Fat |
-0.95 | 1.50 | Watch the atomic birdie | Horselover Fat |
-0.85 | 1.79 | special prosecutor's favorite comic | Horselover Fat |
-0.46 | 1.33 | Welcome to the Mattress, Neo | Horselover Fat |
-0.33 | 1.63 | Supa Milkman sushi happy happy 100% | Horselover Fat |
0.10 | 1.27 | vodka mockingbird | House of Eeyore |
0.14 | 1.54 | a drybed of tie-dyed salmon deadheads | House of Eeyore |
0.19 | 1.05 | saturated spiders of scandinavia | House of Eeyore |
0.10 | 1.47 | hermeneutic hyperbolic hampster hands | House of Eeyore |
0.02 | 1.59 | Orangina Proudly Presents My Ass | House of Eeyore |
0.28 | 1.36 | what would jesus do for a klondike bar? | House of Eeyore |
0.12 | 1.05 | a truckful of puckish trinitarians | House of Eeyore |
0.79 | 1.33 | q*bert questions the quarry | House of Eeyore |
-0.17 | 2.20 | Lemon Pledge drive | House of Eeyore |
-0.08 | 1.30 | verifying the villainous vanillas | House of Eeyore |
0.83 | 1.00 | skewered view of the fountainbleu | House of Eeyore |
0.11 | 1.06 | flummoxed flan lummox | House of Eeyore |
0.60 | 1.36 | halo round the hectacre | House of Eeyore |
0.08 | 1.34 | chowder's louder crowds | House of Eeyore |
0.02 | 1.31 | harbinger of heartburn halitosis | House of Eeyore |
0.17 | 1.29 | cheers to spears | House of Eeyore |
-0.20 | 1.79 | the resurrected building of wisened subservience | House of Eeyore |
0.11 | 1.28 | just say gnaw (The Neptunes remix f/50 Cent) | House of Eeyore |
0.54 | 1.33 | jihad a baby it's a boy | House of Eeyore |
0.01 | 1.05 | letting the pox guarding the zenhouse | House of Eeyore |
-0.15 | 1.31 | gravity's gaseous glowworms | House of Eeyore |
0.18 | 1.02 | for he's a folly good jello | House of Eeyore |
-0.35 | 0.87 | baked estrogen pillows layered over al dente discourse | House of Eeyore |
-0.19 | 1.15 | darryl licked the derelicts | House of Eeyore |
0.37 | 1.58 | Rene Descartes Blanc | House of Eeyore |
0.18 | 1.18 | catastrophic damage to the dainty cabbages | House of Eeyore |
0.15 | 1.33 | eeyorian cancer | House of Eeyore |
0.35 | 1.11 | short stack of sorrowcakes | House of Eeyore |
0.03 | 1.18 | voodoo practitioners make for good pin doctors | House of Eeyore |
0.12 | 1.41 | starting the squealing process | House of Eeyore |
0.06 | 1.52 | smoting by rote | House of Eeyore |
0.40 | 1.00 | dairy full of rewrites | House of Eeyore |
-0.21 | 1.76 | John Ritter: Come and Knock on Death's Door (oops) | Hysterical Woman |
0.45 | 1.29 | Follow Your Hartford (2) | Hysterical Woman |
-0.05 | 1.09 | Indigent Indigenes | Hysterical Woman |
-0.02 | 1.02 | From Old to "Classic" | Hysterical Woman |
0.04 | 1.23 | Making a Colin Mochrie of the Whole Thing | Hysterical Woman |
-0.04 | 1.17 | Warships of Saints (2) | Hysterical Woman |
-0.17 | 0.98 | Warships of Saints | Hysterical Woman |
-0.01 | 1.40 | Gary Coleman for President (Open #41434) | Hysterical Woman |
-0.36 | 0.94 | Carmen Electra Complex: Version 2 | Hysterical Woman |
-0.05 | 1.43 | Quicker then a Ray Charles of Light (OPEN 39576) | Hysterical Woman |
-0.06 | 1.66 | Hands Across the Water for Chocolate (insprired by Open) | Hysterical Woman |
-0.43 | 1.10 | A lass; poor Yorick! | Interesting Steve |
-0.17 | 0.97 | That Sin King feeling | Interesting Steve |
0.27 | 1.30 | Miami Vince | Interesting Steve |
0.28 | 1.19 | the ozone flayer | Interesting Steve |
0.31 | 1.02 | The flask of Zorro! | Interesting Steve |
-0.52 | 1.36 | The slalom witch time trials | Interesting Steve |
-0.12 | 1.00 | Suspicious rinds (With a nod to Carter) | Interesting Steve |
-0.23 | 1.26 | Grit in the vaseline - Arizona's curse | Interesting Steve |
0.25 | 1.14 | Mississippi gurning | Interesting Steve |
0.14 | 1.20 | 98% substance free (post crash repost) | Interesting Steve |
-0.28 | 1.16 | Romulus and Remix | Interesting Steve |
0.40 | 1.14 | Colonic immigration | Interesting Steve |
0.16 | 0.91 | drown on the farm | Interesting Steve |
-0.15 | 0.86 | One Norse town | Interesting Steve |
-0.16 | 1.05 | The morris in your sound system | Interesting Steve |
0.16 | 1.22 | Ass mark nine | Interesting Steve |
0.04 | 0.58 | Aphex twine | Interesting Steve |
-0.42 | 1.29 | women are from Venus, men are from bars | Interesting Steve |
0.31 | 1.08 | Mary had a little Llama | Interesting Steve |
0.10 | 1.10 | service with a simile | Interesting Steve |
0.05 | 1.23 | Famous last nerds (tweaked) | Interesting Steve |
-0.25 | 0.95 | It's a wonderful half-life | Interesting Steve |
0.54 | 0.83 | The Brucie bonus! | Interesting Steve |
-0.21 | 0.80 | Trouser Sheikh | Interesting Steve |
-0.11 | 1.29 | Mortal Wombat | Interesting Steve |
-0.04 | 0.93 | Tales of the expected (I'm so sorry) | Interesting Steve |
0.72 | 1.12 | Nelson Mandola | Interesting Steve |
-0.28 | 1.12 | Today is the feast day of Christina the Astonishing | Interesting Steve |
0.04 | 1.27 | Because the night was made for loofahs | Interesting Steve |
-0.27 | 1.00 | Concubine harvester | Interesting Steve |
-0.07 | 1.31 | Enter the Dragoon | Interesting Steve |
-0.50 | 1.02 | The skills to buy the pills | Interesting Steve |
-0.06 | 1.22 | accidental Nero | Interesting Steve |
-0.01 | 0.91 | Roadkill stew for a redneck crew (version 2) | Interesting Steve |
0.30 | 1.28 | A piss and a promise | Interesting Steve |
-0.08 | 1.48 | Gardeners question thyme | Interesting Steve |
-0.07 | 1.04 | cheap day return of the king | Interesting Steve |
-0.22 | 1.38 | the human G gnome | Interesting Steve |
0.25 | 1.18 | Animal of the Carnivals | Interesting Steve |
0.21 | 1.10 | Vlad the Impala | Interesting Steve |
-0.13 | 1.21 | Occam's Erasure | Interesting Steve |
-0.51 | 1.02 | Deck of shards | Interesting Steve |
-0.10 | 1.37 | Paint your Wogan | Interesting Steve |
-0.43 | 1.49 | The great escalope | Interesting Steve |
-0.61 | 1.47 | This was 10 worthy until I started writing it. | Interesting Steve |
0.00 | 0.80 | strap on dodo | Interesting Steve |
0.40 | 1.50 | Don't put all your legs in one casket | Interesting Steve |
0.02 | 1.00 | Piddling while Rome burps | Interesting Steve |
0.15 | 1.14 | Papa's got a brand new colostomy bag | Interesting Steve |
0.06 | 1.09 | Cervix with a smile | Interesting Steve |
-0.01 | 1.25 | Location, dislocation, location | Interesting Steve |
0.27 | 1.29 | rest in piss | Interesting Steve |
-0.38 | 1.07 | Let's get ready to crumble | Interesting Steve |
-0.24 | 1.27 | Pole Voltaire | Interesting Steve |
-0.08 | 1.08 | Freudian drip | Interesting Steve |
-0.23 | 1.14 | The 64,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lire question | Interesting Steve |
0.57 | 1.19 | yeast inflection | Interesting Steve |
-0.06 | 0.89 | curiosity killed the catheter | Interesting Steve |
-0.34 | 1.28 | Bringing a part to a harpy | Interesting Steve |
-0.35 | 1.34 | Atrophy cabinet | Interesting Steve |
0.07 | 1.09 | Spelling Eros | Interesting Steve |
-0.02 | 0.97 | loose canons | Interesting Steve |
-0.20 | 1.10 | his and hearse | Interesting Steve |
0.19 | 1.22 | Bus despot (The American way) | Interesting Steve |
-0.01 | 1.20 | Pubic enemy number one | Interesting Steve |
-0.09 | 1.01 | voting floaters | Interesting Steve |
-0.15 | 1.20 | Rembrandts keep falling on my head | Interesting Steve |
0.70 | 1.24 | get your goat, you've pulled | Interesting Steve |
0.16 | 1.18 | Everyone's a weiner, baby | Interesting Steve |
0.16 | 1.42 | Ears on my pillow | Interesting Steve |
0.58 | 1.37 | Monkey for old rope | Interesting Steve |
0.03 | 0.99 | Rip-tide for your mother-in-law (Tweaked) | Interesting Steve |
-0.26 | 1.10 | whatever bloats your float | Interesting Steve |
-0.24 | 1.44 | Courtesans - going down in history | Interesting Steve |
0.74 | 1.45 | Abscess makes the heart grow fungus | Interesting Steve |
0.09 | 0.93 | It's a fair coprolite | Interesting Steve |
0.61 | 1.31 | no guts, no gory | Interesting Steve |
0.02 | 1.36 | Sleeping with the anemone | Interesting Steve |
0.03 | 1.23 | Orville and Dean | Interesting Steve |
-0.40 | 1.30 | Woodstain trifle | Interesting Steve |
-0.69 | 1.84 | Warren's buffet | Interesting Steve |
0.08 | 1.01 | Intestine, intestine, one two three | Interesting Steve |
-0.28 | 1.06 | Face down in the bidet | Interesting Steve |
0.07 | 0.97 | A Fistfull of Molars | Interesting Steve |
0.14 | 1.61 | Winning the bat and electing to toss | Interesting Steve |
0.20 | 1.16 | Left handed braille pornography | Interesting Steve |
0.46 | 1.33 | Steady on Mr Beethoven, that's your fifth | Interesting Steve |
0.25 | 0.95 | The Albino Country Dance Band | Interesting Steve |
0.01 | 1.55 | Peehole surgery | Interesting Steve |
0.35 | 1.25 | Incontinental Drift | Interesting Steve |
0.05 | 0.86 | Splice up your love wipe | Interesting Steve |
0.05 | 1.49 | Fear of the dork (My other audition, belated repost) | Interesting Steve |
0.47 | 1.11 | My open audition 34... now lost forever (Originally posted by BP) | Interesting Steve |
-0.27 | 1.15 | Veni V.D. Vici | Interesting Steve |
0.31 | 1.07 | Hammer house of commerce | Interesting Steve |
-0.47 | 1.66 | Falling from Grace Jones | Interesting Steve |
0.05 | 0.97 | rock around the glock | Interesting Steve |
-0.33 | 0.87 | Changing horses in the middle of the shoot | Interesting Steve |
0.06 | 1.33 | braindrops keep falling on my head | Interesting Steve |
-0.67 | 1.46 | Urban leg ends | Interesting Steve |
-0.59 | 1.15 | The way to a man's fart is through his stomach | Interesting Steve |
0.11 | 0.94 | Stone Cold Jane Austen | Interesting Steve |
-0.10 | 1.12 | Warhammer dulcimer | Interesting Steve |
0.34 | 1.22 | hernia rose I bring you | Interesting Steve |
-0.13 | 1.47 | With fond memories of the 'Beano' joke page | Interesting Steve |
0.05 | 1.17 | Ah! Bidets are here again | Interesting Steve |
0.08 | 1.23 | Do rich men get piles of gold? | Interesting Steve |
-0.15 | 1.08 | Like a vandal in the wind | Interesting Steve |
0.14 | 1.26 | The Rhino in your Lino | Interesting Steve |
-0.05 | 1.31 | In the land of the blind, nobody is scared of spiders | Interesting Steve |
-0.08 | 1.01 | The rash is always greener on the other side | Interesting Steve |
0.12 | 1.08 | Bone Idol | Interesting Steve |
0.69 | 1.48 | Clash of the Titians | Interesting Steve |
-0.38 | 1.21 | Crazy for ewe (my take on 7248, with permission) | Interesting Steve |
-0.13 | 1.21 | Free little pigs | Interesting Steve |
0.18 | 1.20 | Why do turds suddenly appear? | Interesting Steve |
0.09 | 1.06 | I want to believe it's not butter (Spellchecked) | Interesting Steve |
-0.29 | 1.09 | Getting in to bad Hobbits | Interesting Steve |
-0.30 | 0.50 | A plague on words | Interesting Steve |
0.52 | 1.06 | Last of the red hot pokers (Slight re-write) | Interesting Steve |
0.77 | 1.50 | The mad Hatter's E-party | Interesting Steve |
0.25 | 1.27 | Music for the wilted generation | Interesting Steve |
0.09 | 1.23 | And figs might ply! | Interesting Steve |
0.45 | 1.29 | Manga from Heaven | Interesting Steve |
0.14 | 0.92 | show me the way to grow gnomes | Interesting Steve |
-0.44 | 1.45 | Rumble in the fungal | Interesting Steve |
0.27 | 1.08 | Here's looking at Euclid (Post crash repost) | Interesting Steve |
-0.08 | 0.91 | a new and flatulent God arises | Interesting Steve |
-0.36 | 0.71 | never... was so much owed by so many to tofu (spellchecked) | Interesting Steve |
-0.34 | 1.40 | Significant udder | Interesting Steve |
-0.22 | 1.10 | Khartoum Network | Interesting Steve |
-0.10 | 0.99 | Pubic execution | Interesting Steve |
-0.09 | 1.49 | When the Pre-Raphaelites come on again, all over the world | Interesting Steve |
-0.34 | 1.88 | Emergency exit wounds (My Dad told me this joke) | Interesting Steve |
-0.25 | 1.00 | looks like reindeer | Interesting Steve |
-0.03 | 1.59 | Hey diddle diddle the Carter and the Fidel | Interesting Steve |
0.09 | 1.39 | Colon cancer: dying from the bum upwards | Interesting Steve |
0.01 | 1.10 | The Outer Limpits | Interesting Steve |
0.08 | 1.21 | now I'm a bereaver | Interesting Steve |
-0.09 | 1.32 | (Percy Bysshe Shelley) Apologies to all | Interesting Steve |
-0.38 | 1.25 | Nuzzling the nubile nape of notoriety | Interesting Steve |
-0.43 | 1.06 | Samsung and Delilah | Interesting Steve |
-0.12 | 1.38 | The hills are alive with the sound of prozac | Interesting Steve |
0.11 | 0.88 | Low fat communion wafers: I can't believe it's not Jesus | Interesting Steve |
0.01 | 0.96 | access all arias | Interesting Steve |
-0.20 | 1.12 | Fellatio sucks, anthropophagy chews | Interesting Steve |
-0.21 | 1.18 | Spot the diffidence | Interesting Steve |
0.22 | 1.26 | The impotence of being Ernest | Interesting Steve |
0.47 | 1.26 | madrigal stones | Interesting Steve |
-0.18 | 1.45 | Spleen infested fungus | Interesting Steve |
0.26 | 0.91 | Sinks leaving a shipping rat | Interesting Steve |
-0.24 | 1.21 | Mile wide club - Grab a fatty | Interesting Steve |
-0.46 | 1.09 | taralasamartyr | Interesting Steve |
0.55 | 1.62 | Drop dead, gorgeous | Interesting Steve |
0.08 | 0.98 | Terminal ear wax | Interesting Steve |
0.18 | 0.88 | Perverting the Corpse of Justice again | Interesting Steve |
0.41 | 1.08 | Hangnail and eye | Interesting Steve |
-0.12 | 1.27 | The Garden of Edam | Interesting Steve |
-0.11 | 0.83 | Dr Livingstone, I exhume? | Interesting Steve |
0.28 | 1.18 | Life's bitch pageant | Interesting Steve |
-0.02 | 1.12 | Pissing on your typo-free compost heap | Interesting Steve |
-0.19 | 0.90 | The best of Vaughan Williams - a no-cd collection | Interesting Steve |
0.00 | 1.10 | BASIC instinct (post crash repost) | Interesting Steve |
0.08 | 1.30 | Let's call the whole thing offal | Interesting Steve |
-0.10 | 1.09 | Apartheidi | Interesting Steve |
-0.28 | 1.39 | Shallow gravy | Interesting Steve |
-0.09 | 1.58 | Nail clippings in an empty wine glass | Interesting Steve |
-0.43 | 1.10 | Manatee Fair | Interesting Steve |
0.55 | 1.01 | big truffle in little China | Interesting Steve |
-0.41 | 1.13 | Campaign to legalise Gomorrahy | Interesting Steve |
0.34 | 1.06 | Giving up the Ghost for lent (repost) | Interesting Steve |
-0.45 | 1.06 | the morgue the merrier | Interesting Steve |
0.06 | 1.46 | gristle while you work | Interesting Steve |
-0.20 | 1.17 | Why bother when the pub is open? | Interesting Steve |
0.13 | 1.08 | Cutting some slacks (Post crash re-write) | Interesting Steve |
0.48 | 1.37 | Acid Tabla | Interesting Steve |
0.02 | 1.10 | The sty's the limit | Interesting Steve |
0.52 | 1.49 | I can't get no putrifaction | Interesting Steve |
0.27 | 1.14 | | Interesting Steve |
-0.49 | 1.11 | Well hung, overdrawn and quarter-poundered | Interesting Steve |
0.06 | 1.12 | Theological viagra: preventing omnimpotence | Interesting Steve |
-0.22 | 0.99 | Cur in the community | Interesting Steve |
0.04 | 1.02 | toxic sock syndrome | Ipso Facto |
0.14 | 1.28 | I said it once before but it bears re-posting now. | Ipso Facto |
-0.07 | 1.51 | Have Nun, Will Raffle | Ipso Facto |
0.23 | 1.15 | Wouldn't you like to be a heifer, part two? | Ipso Facto |
0.53 | 1.07 | The side effect you least expect | Ipso Facto |
0.47 | 1.13 | Turpentine in the Altar Wine | Ipso Facto |
0.60 | 1.40 | The eyeball floating in your highball | Ipso Facto |
-0.07 | 1.75 | An Issue With Your Inner Tissue (Attr: btg #4662) | Ipso Facto |
-0.19 | 1.45 | unspeakable evil at the local boll weevil | Ipso Facto |
-0.01 | 0.68 | getting on better with your associate red meat contemporaries | Ipso Facto |
0.19 | 1.69 | Like a Baboon with a Harpoon | Ipso Facto |
0.96 | 1.76 | lawn darts in your sensitive parts | Ipso Facto |
0.38 | 1.40 | The Sword and the Spinal Cord | Ipso Facto |
0.00 | 1.28 | The mosquitoes in your speedo | Ipso Facto |
-0.04 | 1.10 | Putting the hair in "harrowing" | Irving |
-0.13 | 1.40 | three no brain (revised per comments) | Jamie |
0.18 | 1.01 | Salivation Army | Jamie |
-0.58 | 1.45 | the codeine daiquiri of comics | Jamie |
-0.15 | 1.31 | In Excelsis Dayglo 2 | Jamie |
0.38 | 1.41 | mens sala in corpore salo | Jamie |
0.08 | 1.58 | get your dander up for the loving cup | Jamie |
0.71 | 1.60 | 100 percent of the vote | Jamie |
0.27 | 1.25 | Give That Pope a Mullet, 1 | Jamie |
-0.09 | 1.02 | Fear of a Chartreuse Planet | Jamie |
-0.17 | 1.49 | A Dutiful Grind | Jamie |
0.05 | 1.01 | Ass Hat Linux | Jamie |
-0.17 | 1.14 | a man, a plan, a canneloni (revised) | Jamie |
-0.15 | 1.46 | the swellegant universe | Jamie |
-0.31 | 1.21 | filligree for your fricasee | Jamie |
-0.24 | 1.25 | Chang & Eng & Edith & Archie | Jamie |
-0.17 | 1.31 | Hand me down genes | Jeff R |
-0.09 | 1.71 | ...makes my nipples hard | Jeff R |
0.40 | 1.41 | subcutaneous humor gets under my skin | JillSwift |
-0.62 | 1.79 | post ilness reconstructionalism | JillSwift |
-0.22 | 1.40 | Say that we're sweethearts again! | JillSwift |
-1.50 | 1.97 | My Mongolia | jkc |
0.27 | 1.26 | The sanguineous fluid flowing through the veins of humor | Jmillius |
0.73 | 1.49 | Swinging from a hanging bandolier | Jmillius |
-0.06 | 1.33 | McTurtle soup, fast food made from slow creatures | Jmillius |
0.03 | 1.06 | Manacled to a cannibal who makes typos | Jmillius |
0.11 | 1.32 | Potassium Possum Hydroxide | Jmillius |
0.18 | 1.04 | this comic will disavow any knowledge of humor | Jmillius |
0.12 | 1.33 | If you toss the dwarf, don't tell the elf | Jmillius |
-0.15 | 0.97 | Do fireflies pay lightbills? | Jmillius |
0.08 | 1.01 | the lissome dance of the rotten plum fairies | Jmillius |
0.58 | 1.57 | pentagons, hexagons, and epigone | Jmillius |
0.08 | 0.84 | Spatial tears in the comic-time theory | Jmillius |
-0.12 | 1.30 | fan-fiction for my fictional fans | Jmillius |
0.53 | 1.13 | Down-lined flak jackets | Jmillius |
0.48 | 1.18 | insane squirrels with gaping chest wounds | Jmillius |
-0.01 | 1.18 | Remix: Voodoo Chilli | Jmillius |
0.00 | 1.05 | the treehugging hottie was lemuriffic | Jmillius |
-0.13 | 1.09 | Saints vs Lions, this Sunday in Rome | Jmillius |
-0.06 | 1.34 | Mellifluous ideas pouring into my head | Jmillius |
-0.30 | 1.45 | The treehugging lemur was a hottie | Jmillius |
0.40 | 1.13 | The slimy trail of snail mail | Jmillius |
0.53 | 1.37 | Puppies: free to good home, make excellent moving targets | Jmillius |
0.21 | 1.26 | Translucent donkeys are glassy asses | Jmillius |
0.26 | 0.87 | Pulitzer my finger | Jmillius |
-0.12 | 1.18 | partying on the yard-arm | JoeNotCharles |
-0.07 | 1.31 | Rum raisin bran | JoeNotCharles |
-0.12 | 1.46 | the kitty lived, but is now a Manx (true story) | JoeNotCharles |
-0.22 | 1.21 | a large order of macho balls | JoeNotCharles |
0.24 | 1.25 | this little lighted mime | JoeNotCharles |
-0.12 | 1.66 | Hip hop chop shop | JoeNotCharles |
0.07 | 1.56 | several strange sorts of suction | JoeNotCharles |
0.02 | 1.29 | wet dreams may come | JoeNotCharles |
0.15 | 1.62 | the bloody battle for butter | JoeNotCharles |
-0.46 | 1.53 | detained but not restrained | JoeNotCharles |
-0.36 | 1.74 | The only reason I exercise is to hear heavy breathing again | JohntheAuthor |
0.22 | 1.41 | Seduced by the dork side of the farce | JohntheAuthor |
-0.44 | 1.25 | George W. Bush: Never send a pretzel to do a man's job. | JohntheAuthor |
-0.37 | 1.60 | sunday sunday monsterrrr trucks | julius |
0.15 | 1.42 | what dreams may come | julius |
-0.80 | 1.77 | pickled herring and whitefish | julius |
0.32 | 1.25 | femoral imperative (open #111031) | KillingAllTheFlies |
-0.51 | 1.05 | some kind of muenster (take 2) | KillingAllTheFlies |
-0.76 | 0.83 | astronautical miles davis (open #111067) | KillingAllTheFlies |
-0.83 | 1.36 | cuidado! llamas! | KillingAllTheFlies |
0.17 | 0.87 | revoltron (open #111027) | KillingAllTheFlies |
-0.60 | 1.50 | Akitchen Cabinet | Kodiak |
-0.39 | 1.12 | -1 for unoriginal tagline | Kodiak |
0.39 | 1.08 | love to hear the goblin goin' tweet tweet tweet | Kodiak |
-0.35 | 1.49 | crispy cholera slammers | kohne |
0.00 | 1.16 | cincinnati alfredo | kohne |
0.40 | 0.95 | hoose booze | kohne |
0.34 | 1.13 | sweet pluot gravy (#66890) | kohne |
0.03 | 1.39 | discount orphan jubilee | kohne |
-0.98 | 1.83 | cognitive dissonance | libertine |
-0.74 | 1.22 | you've got a lot to learn about rock 'n roll | libertine |
-0.88 | 1.67 | sounds like... | libertine |
-0.96 | 1.73 | a fine line between right and wrong | libertine |
-0.34 | 1.52 | fry it up in a pan | libertine |
-0.49 | 1.57 | there's always room for Jell-O | libertine |
0.00 | 1.59 | stars and bars | libertine |
-0.50 | 1.43 | the information supercollider | libertine |
-0.60 | 1.63 | a christmas meatroll | lilith |
-0.51 | 1.60 | lurking in the wires | lilith |
-0.70 | 1.85 | true to itself | lilith |
-0.94 | 2.00 | llllemon | lilith |
-0.92 | 1.37 | nudge nudge wink wink | lilith |
0.04 | 1.03 | go go gadget savant | lordstatik |
-0.25 | 0.70 | kabob marley and the impalers | lordstatik |
0.60 | 1.23 | mesh ball mess hall (open 44926) | lordstatik |
0.55 | 1.27 | canned food drive for the recently canned. | lordstatik |
0.02 | 0.88 | (tub)girl power! | lordstatik |
0.15 | 1.41 | this is dingbat country | lordstatik |
0.05 | 1.34 | arsenic and old spice | lordstatik |
-0.14 | 1.30 | testing the dog waters | lordstatik |
-0.24 | 1.29 | Hooked on Phoenix | lordstatik |
0.04 | 1.08 | candied adam's apple | lordstatik |
-0.14 | 1.19 | teflon coated cornflakes | lordstatik |
0.01 | 0.91 | punch line sold separately | lordstatik |
0.01 | 0.86 | the spirits promised I would win the nomination! | lordstatik |
0.46 | 1.00 | disaster relief for ant farmers | lordstatik |
0.14 | 1.24 | spoon fever | lordstatik |
-0.04 | 1.25 | driving miss buttersworth | lordstatik |
0.02 | 1.31 | artificial indoctrination | lordstatik |
-0.23 | 1.04 | two if tai-chi | lordstatik |
0.10 | 0.98 | recreational surgery | lordstatik |
0.80 | 0.94 | bald faced eagle | lordstatik |
0.39 | 0.99 | the piranhas under your mistletoe | lordstatik |
-0.20 | 1.11 | the only prescription is more cow balls | lordstatik |
0.36 | 1.09 | follow the buffalo wings (open 44927) | lordstatik |
0.50 | 1.33 | putting the racecar out to stud | lordstatik |
0.29 | 0.74 | back to the stupor | lordstatik |
0.18 | 1.31 | illegal moving spleen | lordstatik |
0.59 | 1.10 | coupons in the collection plate | lordstatik |
-0.10 | 1.36 | this comic gets butchered in the dark | lordstatik |
0.02 | 0.89 | someone put dinner in my lunchbox | lordstatik |
-0.01 | 0.97 | the tangy blast of mustard gas | lordstatik |
0.26 | 0.83 | detroit smock city | lordstatik |
0.16 | 1.02 | distilled meat juice | lordstatik |
0.06 | 0.97 | over the river and through the swill | lordstatik |
0.00 | 0.71 | kid tested, usda approved | lordstatik |
0.24 | 1.08 | loaded dice: the gift that keeps on grifting | lordstatik |
0.22 | 1.03 | lather, mince, and red meat | lordstatik |
0.29 | 1.52 | evidence of cola found on mars | lordstatik |
0.13 | 0.94 | helping hands caressing your backside | lordstatik |
-0.12 | 1.15 | the mortar the merrier | lordstatik |
-0.18 | 1.31 | batter up, and don't waffle | lordstatik |
0.26 | 1.32 | "look maw, no hands!" | lordstatik |
-0.01 | 1.01 | fecal alcohol syndrome | lordstatik |
0.15 | 0.73 | fresh brains at the zombie bakesale | lordstatik |
-0.17 | 1.21 | last stop on the funk train | lordstatik |
-0.10 | 1.03 | the mechanical bull market | lordstatik |
-0.11 | 1.00 | meat harvest festival | lordstatik |
-0.24 | 1.27 | filibuster for kids: james and the giant speech | lordstatik |
-0.25 | 0.84 | paging doctor mammogram | lordstatik |
-0.13 | 1.32 | cooking two birds with one stove | lordstatik |
-0.08 | 0.78 | naked mole rats of the apocalypse (inspired by ggc) | Luchog |
0.16 | 1.17 | a match made in heck | Luchog |
-0.12 | 1.29 | crying into your beer goggles (reducks) | Luchog |
0.00 | 0.92 | praying hands on your pots and pans (Scraping the Open #41867) | Luchog |
-0.11 | 1.35 | crying into your beer goggles | Luchog |
0.28 | 0.90 | Health Care Disorderly | Magus |
-0.11 | 1.12 | The Pillsbury Kama Sutra | Magus |
0.13 | 0.80 | Bury me deep, I'm cold and clammy | Magus |
0.24 | 1.29 | The Domin-Matrix | Magus |
-0.25 | 0.99 | Beat the Meetles | Magus |
0.23 | 1.37 | I am Iron Supplement Man | Magus |
0.17 | 1.64 | Inspired by Ghastly | Magus |
0.17 | 1.02 | Black Sabbatical | Magus |
-0.21 | 0.88 | Flower Petals for Power Metal | Magus |
-0.02 | 1.09 | Nostrilferatu | Magus |
0.19 | 0.86 | Nuclear Missals (Fixing an ancient mistake) | Magus |
0.07 | 1.34 | A Clockwork Orangutan | Magus |
-0.58 | 1.16 | The Varnished Sages of Win | Magus |
0.28 | 1.48 | Teletubbyevangelists | Magus |
0.31 | 1.10 | Jorge Luis of Borg (new and improved) | Magus |
-0.04 | 0.99 | Aggravated Flattery | Magus |
0.12 | 1.43 | The Red Meat Party | Magus |
-0.03 | 1.75 | Quivering on the End of the Fork | MalaVelho |
-0.18 | 1.30 | don't be a soren loser | MalaVelho |
-0.62 | 1.64 | Engagement Wring | markdiscordia |
0.00 | 1.29 | It's not a tumor! | markdiscordia |
0.15 | 1.40 | Cute as a Panic Button | markdiscordia |
0.16 | 1.12 | 454 Grams of Flesh | markdiscordia |
0.34 | 1.82 | Rockettes to Russia | markdiscordia |
0.04 | 1.13 | Logical Phallus | markdiscordia |
0.84 | 1.32 | Open repost 1: Even Jesus Hates Creed | markdiscordia |
-0.06 | 1.61 | Old-Growth Redneck | markdiscordia |
-0.08 | 1.57 | The First Rule of Mime Club | markdiscordia |
0.41 | 1.29 | The Sound of One Hand Fapping | markdiscordia |
0.29 | 1.40 | Bread and circuses | markdiscordia |
0.21 | 1.27 | The Awful Waffle Towards God | markdiscordia |
-0.07 | 1.77 | Colorless Green Ideas Bat Cleanup | markdiscordia |
0.73 | 1.54 | This Is The Optimus Primeval | markdiscordia |
0.20 | 1.22 | Open Repost 2: Erskine Bowling for Dollars | markdiscordia |
-0.05 | 1.14 | Glassy McJaggedshard's Candy Factory | markdiscordia |
0.05 | 1.20 | The Gay Logician Was An Expert In Analogy | markdiscordia |
-0.44 | 0.80 | Footnotes to Dana Plato | markdiscordia |
0.05 | 1.28 | Perpetual Lotion Machine | markdiscordia |
-1.31 | 1.00 | Kaiser Wilhelm Scream | marmelmm |
-0.45 | 1.40 | carnal carnival (2) | Mingelover |
-0.55 | 0.97 | abusing my religion (open ????) | Mingelover |
-0.42 | 1.26 | irrelevant irreverence | Mingelover |
-0.26 | 1.56 | shouting obscenities at deaf people | Mingelover |
0.01 | 1.50 | silly strands of semen | Mingelover |
0.29 | 1.01 | crazed and defused (rewrite) | Mingelover |
-0.10 | 1.24 | stained and delivered | Mingelover |
0.00 | 0.85 | a caper on paper | Mingelover |
-0.07 | 1.27 | karmageddon | Mingelover |
-0.07 | 1.50 | some loathsome load | Mingelover |
0.98 | 1.41 | venomous verbal vomit | Mingelover |
0.23 | 1.48 | as fresh as the day it was aborted | Mingelover |
0.11 | 1.08 | know your enema | Mingelover |
0.06 | 1.31 | desultory defecations | Mingelover |
0.26 | 1.64 | scorbutical shenanigans | Mingelover |
-0.30 | 1.39 | digests reader | Mingelover |
-0.35 | 1.37 | veja du | Mingelover |
-0.07 | 1.04 | act-fancer cybernetic hyper weapon | Mingelover |
0.96 | 1.10 | frogs in my clogs | Mingelover |
0.22 | 1.20 | writing a wrong | Mingelover |
0.31 | 1.26 | fondling foundlings | Mingelover |
-0.10 | 0.77 | tar ar do mhathair | Mingelover |
-0.17 | 1.09 | | Mingelover |
-0.56 | 1.58 | the vague fugue | Mingelover |
0.47 | 0.88 | remains of the gay (dashed by popular demand) | Mingelover |
-0.32 | 1.27 | meat the parents | Mingelover |
-0.11 | 1.01 | greatest thing since briced slead | Mingelover |
-0.11 | 1.65 | licensed to ill | Mingelover |
0.19 | 1.33 | terminal titillation | Mingelover |
0.26 | 1.15 | clitoral damage | Mingelover |
-0.40 | 1.48 | freelanced pants | Mingelover |
-0.14 | 1.09 | defunct debauchery | Mingelover |
0.54 | 1.04 | pre-emptive dyke (well from what I can remember) | Mingelover |
0.08 | 1.28 | drinking cider, hidden flagon | Mingelover |
-0.08 | 1.15 | paper machete | Mingelover |
-0.13 | 1.16 | i immune gen, an a loose ya | Mingelover |
0.30 | 1.13 | christmas evil | Mingelover |
0.08 | 1.20 | jokes that inbreed | Mingelover |
-0.04 | 1.47 | 101 Claymations, Take 2 | Minja |
0.22 | 1.28 | Gremlin Fever! Catch It! | Minja |
-0.31 | 1.27 | Sippin' on Gin and Juice Soup | Minja |
-0.38 | 1.43 | hotdog relish fetish | moby |
0.09 | 1.12 | eat your meals with your toes | moby |
0.07 | 1.14 | Geek grrls make fun of my floppy disk | m_cammarano |
0.21 | 1.69 | The jellied gristle in your giggle porridge | m_cammarano |
-0.94 | 1.69 | Out of charm's way | m_cammarano |
0.61 | 1.75 | Soothing salve for sore funnybones | m_cammarano |
0.55 | 1.55 | Capybara chimichanga | m_cammarano |
-0.38 | 1.41 | fondling puppies behind the shed (Open 2692, by Rakfink) | m_cammarano |
-0.63 | 1.71 | thinking man's bidet | m_cammarano |
-1.06 | 1.87 | Maximum schnitzel overdrive | m_cammarano |
-0.26 | 1.29 | Ignore the tiny crop circles in your cilia | m_cammarano |
0.19 | 1.27 | Plump dumplings of moist bedevilment | m_cammarano |
-0.45 | 1.47 | Sarcophagus full of esophagus sausages | m_cammarano |
0.64 | 1.21 | Fighting the prophylaxis powers | m_cammarano |
0.02 | 1.63 | Garbage barge off Humor's coast (rewrite) | m_cammarano |
0.43 | 1.72 | Smoking Swedes | Nat |
-0.15 | 1.45 | Neighbourhood Swatch | Nat |
-0.01 | 1.81 | The Piltdown Mon | Nat |
-0.47 | 2.08 | Cash Cows for Jesus | Nat |
0.95 | 1.90 | Buzz and Beak | Nat |
-0.94 | 1.51 | Learn In Hell | Nat |
-0.01 | 1.68 | Unclean | Nat |
-0.72 | 1.88 | Justice is sweet, but Toblerone tastes better | Nat |
1.60 | 1.76 | The Fall | Nat |
-0.77 | 1.68 | 100% real fruit | Neo |
-0.21 | 1.92 | real buttery taste in every bite. | Neo |
0.21 | 1.06 | rent-a-carlsberg | Nightengail |
0.29 | 1.25 | Flurries of Flatulence | Nightengail |
0.28 | 0.89 | The Quiet Stormtrooper | Nightengail |
0.03 | 1.09 | must be this tall to writhe | Nightengail |
0.26 | 1.17 | custard filled pinata | Nightengail |
0.17 | 1.19 | faust come, faust served | Nightengail |
0.32 | 0.93 | welcome to the karaoke machine | Nightengail |
0.15 | 1.19 | Blackjack night at the S & M parlor | Nildo Crapo |
-0.12 | 1.10 | Spellcheck (spellchecked) | Nildo Crapo |
-0.14 | 1.31 | Are you ready for some foosball | Nildo Crapo |
0.15 | 1.23 | Singing Sopranos in the Vienna Boys Choir (without the gannet) | Nildo Crapo |
-0.85 | 1.26 | Zing! Zing! Went the Strings of My Bladder! | norbizness |
-0.32 | 1.02 | Coffee Is For Closers | norbizness |
0.35 | 1.11 | two-story oedipal complex for rent | Nuke-Marine |
0.06 | 1.32 | Grazing Upon the Glory (my open #40963) | Nuke-Marine |
-0.16 | 1.18 | Hey now, you're a porn star | Nuke-Marine |
-0.65 | 1.05 | give a hand for no ply toilet paper | Nuke-Marine |
-0.33 | 1.16 | slippery when wet dreams | Nuke-Marine |
0.34 | 0.90 | Conan the Librarian (my open #42247) | Nuke-Marine |
-0.08 | 1.17 | hung like a jewish carpenter (without the body piercings) | Nuke-Marine |
1.05 | 1.43 | Beating a patch of grass where there used to be a dead horse. | Nuke-Marine |
-0.37 | 1.09 | european on my leg (my open 41651) | Nuke-Marine |
-0.11 | 1.21 | one-armed ass bandit | Nuke-Marine |
0.25 | 1.38 | buttery nipple piercings | Nuke-Marine |
0.32 | 1.10 | An oldie but goody two-shoe. | Nuke-Marine |
0.35 | 1.12 | I like my red meat clean (rated pg for penile grating) | Nuke-Marine |
-0.30 | 1.50 | Adam Condoms: Ribbed for her creation | Nuke-Marine |
0.46 | 1.08 | Red Meat for Dummies | Nuke-Marine |
-0.33 | 0.90 | A Pimple on the Ass of Humanity | Nuke-Marine |
0.56 | 1.63 | the tink tink of metal plates in first place | Nuke-Marine |
0.32 | 1.47 | Moonshine Seranade | Nuke-Marine |
0.04 | 1.27 | | Nuke-Marine |
0.03 | 1.08 | when parting the red sea put a towel on the bed | Nuke-Marine |
0.42 | 1.16 | Bon Aniversaire au Vous! (my open #42191) | Nuke-Marine |
-0.28 | 0.79 | No animals were sexually molested in the making of this movie | Nuke-Marine |
-0.13 | 1.03 | one year of toenail clippings | Nuke-Marine |
-0.35 | 1.23 | diet pills for starving children | Nuke-Marine |
0.21 | 1.38 | offended plucked eyeball collection | Nuke-Marine |
-0.07 | 1.23 | there comes a time in everyman's life when he must die | Nuke-Marine |
-0.12 | 0.98 | British hookers charge by the pound | Nuke-Marine |
0.13 | 1.41 | the tangy aftertaste of rectal thermometers | Nuke-Marine |
-0.17 | 1.00 | Painting by Numbers with Rodents (my open #40983) | Nuke-Marine |
-0.20 | 1.08 | In the dark, it ain't about black or white. It's about who washed. | Nuke-Marine |
-0.27 | 1.12 | Same strip, different Doris Day | Nuke-Marine |
-0.01 | 1.11 | donkey punch'n judy (the multi-cultural tag) | Nuke-Marine |
-0.01 | 1.52 | less chance than a hamster in a bathhouse | Nuke-Marine |
0.10 | 0.94 | Man on the Rum | Nuke-Marine |
0.23 | 1.24 | penthouse magazine's annual scratch and sniff edition | Nuke-Marine |
-0.74 | 0.60 | bungie jumping from the umbilical cord | Nuke-Marine |
0.01 | 1.27 | jungle fever blister | Nuke-Marine |
-0.34 | 1.23 | subtle as a fart in a bathtub | Nuke-Marine |
-0.29 | 0.78 | love hurts, especially if you're willing to pay extra | Nuke-Marine |
-0.13 | 0.82 | full feline nudity, meow | Nuke-Marine |
-0.03 | 1.11 | pass kentucky on the left-hand side | Nuke-Marine |
0.08 | 1.55 | Super Dave Saves the World Yet Again (my open #42377) | Nuke-Marine |
-0.22 | 1.34 | where no man has gone before (no, not Janet Reno) | Nuke-Marine |
-0.20 | 1.15 | nibbled to death by cats (thanx 2 Russetfox) | Nuke-Marine |
0.09 | 1.06 | Feeling the winds of fate (my open #40965) | Nuke-Marine |
0.03 | 1.64 | Family Matters of State (my open #42193) | Nuke-Marine |
0.31 | 1.35 | Rythm and Blue's Clues | Nuke-Marine |
-0.23 | 1.31 | yet another practical application of used foreskin | Nuke-Marine |
-0.68 | 1.11 | sniffing the stinky finger | Nuke-Marine |
-0.12 | 1.12 | The way to a man's heart is through a gap in the ribcage | Nuke-Marine |
0.20 | 1.46 | puts the feel ya' in pedophilia | Nuke-Marine |
-0.29 | 1.23 | putting the typo in typogrifee | Nuke-Marine |
-0.12 | 1.07 | in which he learned not to post drunk | Nuke-Marine |
0.30 | 1.11 | ACME Nooses: Good to the last drop | Nuke-Marine |
-1.27 | 2.29 | jeremiah johnson sings the blues | Number44 |
-0.73 | 2.02 | ROCK ME, MOTHER TERESA | Number44 |
-2.17 | 1.54 | SHOEHORN FOR THE SOUL | Number44 |
-0.59 | 1.90 | SAMSONITE SUSPECTED IN SMUGGLING RING | Number44 |
-0.24 | 1.72 | GET DOWN AND DO THE APOCALYPSO | Number44 |
-1.06 | 1.66 | SLICED BEETLES AND BROKEN NEEDLES | Number44 |
-1.50 | 1.78 | tight as a twelve year old's bum | Number44 |
-0.38 | 1.62 | WHACHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR JEWS? | Number44 |
-0.81 | 1.92 | IT'S LIKE BUTTAH! | Number44 |
-0.99 | 1.83 | PSYCHOPATH MIDGETS STORM KREMLIN | Number44 |
-0.46 | 1.74 | DEMON SEED FOR HEALTHY BREEDS | Number44 |
-0.46 | 2.39 | zima in nine new flavors | Number44 |
-0.05 | 1.28 | lost in spaceba (Open 41191) | obc_spike |
-0.03 | 1.67 | Another sufferer of Whacked Mole Syndrome (revisited) | obc_spike |
0.35 | 1.03 | a brain trust of cosmic dust | obc_spike |
-0.03 | 1.34 | family fun that's fun for the whole family (open 40971) | obc_spike |
0.04 | 0.86 | Where's the Buffalo? Rome? | opus |
-0.40 | 1.49 | mandatory gravy | opus |
0.25 | 0.83 | Shock the Moonpie (riff) | opus |
0.09 | 0.58 | Banana Split Personality Riff on #8741 | opus |
-0.10 | 1.08 | Knock Knock Jokes for Ding Dongs | opus |
0.07 | 1.30 | pixellated porcupines of purpose | opus |
0.13 | 1.17 | Livin' La Gadda da Vida Loca | opus |
0.67 | 1.15 | speed bump in the parking lot of your mind | opus |
0.01 | 1.11 | Remember the Alimony | opus |
0.13 | 0.94 | Pear Pimples for Hairy Fishnuts | opus |
0.06 | 1.56 | placidly awaiting the hangman | opus |
-0.13 | 0.90 | the special sauce is boss | opus |
-0.11 | 1.06 | spleen is a thing with feathers | OrganLeroy |
-0.29 | 1.22 | maverick spray that's getting away (remix) | Orion Q. Pickletickle |
-0.08 | 1.27 | a white lie is aversion of the truth | Orion Q. Pickletickle |
0.24 | 0.77 | gonna auk down to penguin avenue | Orion Q. Pickletickle |
-0.23 | 0.82 | diarrhetic diuretics provide double-barreled action | Orion Q. Pickletickle |
0.26 | 0.94 | fundamentalist suicide plumber | Orion Q. Pickletickle |
-0.20 | 0.80 | how do you solve a problem like gonorrhea? | Orion Q. Pickletickle |
-0.24 | 0.97 | it's audi doody time | Orion Q. Pickletickle |
0.74 | 1.07 | transsexual pests spayed and neutered | Orion Q. Pickletickle |
-0.16 | 1.06 | aqueous humours from nacreous tumors | PerlDiver |
-0.30 | 1.64 | you don't know where that finger's been | PerlDiver |
0.09 | 1.72 | My grandma can beat up your grandma(REVISED) | pete |
-0.23 | 1.04 | no spuds to boil | pete |
0.17 | 1.28 | a world of pure dimasculation | pete |
-0.46 | 1.42 | a street girl named desire' | pete |
0.11 | 1.44 | The empire smokes crack | pete |
-0.03 | 1.57 | open meat night at the improv (open 25507, revised) | Pete B |
-0.52 | 1.12 | warning: may contain humor-like substance | Pete B |
0.26 | 0.82 | it's the taglines that are truly lost, never to be recovered | Pete B |
0.19 | 1.12 | the vigilantes in your panties | Pete B |
0.66 | 1.36 | suffer, children, suffer | Pete B |
0.05 | 1.41 | attrib: "Go Die" by Mark Peaslee | Pete B |
0.46 | 1.10 | roving blood bank ATM | Pete B |
0.04 | 1.29 | just like a comic strip, but without all the pesky "humor" | Pete B |
0.56 | 1.53 | any resemblance between these events and actual humor is coincidental | Pete B |
0.25 | 1.44 | nattering nabobs of nudism | Pete B |
-1.09 | 2.42 | the doggie poo on comedy's shoe | Pete B |
0.30 | 1.02 | time keeps on slipping into the guard rail | Pete B |
0.14 | 1.01 | going further south on an even more broken compass | Pete B |
0.16 | 1.31 | the comedic equivalent of an unpleasant burning sensation | Pete B |
-0.22 | 1.01 | the comic that just wants your love ... but will settle for fear | Pete B |
-0.52 | 1.51 | i still say the monkey was asking for it | Pete B |
0.43 | 1.46 | attribution, dammit: "Go Die" by Mark Peaslee | Pete B |
-0.27 | 1.49 | and the crowd grows weed (open 23046) | Pete B |
0.05 | 1.24 | I know right where you can stick that "disappearing fence", buddy | Pete B |
0.12 | 1.23 | requium for the treated and released | Pete B |
-0.61 | 1.47 | dare you to drink the water | Pete B |
-0.08 | 1.41 | my precious scores! they're melting! they're melting! (still) | Pete B |
-0.26 | 1.17 | downgraded to "axis of complete jerks" | Pete B |
-0.32 | 1.15 | don't feed the furries (thanksgiving remix) | Pete B |
0.09 | 1.24 | where the rules are made up and the electoral votes don't matter | Pete B |
-0.29 | 1.36 | b is for bookie, that's good enough for me | Pete B |
-0.10 | 1.44 | getting in bad touch with your inner child | Pete B |
-0.03 | 1.13 | wankers of the world, unite! | Pete B |
-0.10 | 1.56 | baba yoga | Pete B |
0.05 | 1.27 | anthrax sports page | Pete B |
-0.17 | 1.26 | hamsters for hipsters | Pete B |
0.07 | 1.24 | +5 for knowing where voter lives | Pete B |
0.68 | 1.28 | looking forward to that hot steve/tam baby-makin' action | Pete B |
0.16 | 0.97 | fry like an eagle (redux) | Pete B |
0.08 | 1.26 | unlubricated justice | Pete B |
-0.47 | 1.24 | sign the petition; put Bug-Eyed Earl on Survivor, now! (corrected) | Pete B |
0.32 | 1.26 | waging the war on ducks | Pete B |
0.19 | 0.95 | wacky slumlord of your comedy ghetto | Pete B |
0.29 | 1.55 | atrb: rob balder, partiallyclips.com, "fishing with grampa" | Pete B |
-0.30 | 1.34 | how much bone could a bone saw saw if a bone saw could saw bone? v.2 | Pete B |
0.48 | 1.50 | mustardseed lifesaver (original author, with tweaking) | Pete B |
-0.56 | 1.32 | anybody else want to see Billy, Jeffy, and co. as character options? | Pete B |
0.21 | 1.20 | i have no tag -- i just like saying "naughty dead clown" | Pete B |
-0.31 | 0.57 | it's funny because it's true | Pete B |
0.04 | 0.99 | an old contest, a new beginning | Pete B |
-0.26 | 1.22 | the comic that understands "clever oxymoron" is an oxymoron | Pete B |
0.07 | 1.63 | it's only a cliche if it sucks; otherwise, it's an archetype | Pete B |
-0.24 | 1.47 | carcinogenic joke substitute | Pete B |
-0.12 | 1.28 | erratica, again | Pete B |
0.06 | 1.10 | tastes just like hobbit | Pete B |
-0.21 | 1.81 | the sicker picker-upper | Pete B |
-1.59 | 3.10 | help pete help soren test the site! | Pete B |
0.31 | 1.09 | karmically-unsound comedy | Pete B |
0.02 | 1.19 | burlap dance 3: rise of the burlap machines (orig: 5653) | Pete B |
-0.43 | 1.34 | this comic will self-delete in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... | Pete B |
0.22 | 1.22 | sub-standard deviation (take 2) | Pete B |
-0.12 | 1.03 | look, maw! another anonymous, snarky voter comment! | Pete B |
-0.05 | 1.33 | happy dogs playing leapfrog (my take on 3957) | Pete B |
-0.27 | 1.53 | the Dremel tool? it's for my feet. | Pete B |
-2.35 | 2.78 | a public service announcement | Pete B |
-0.24 | 0.98 | turn your head and scoff | Pete B |
0.26 | 1.15 | varnish -- the other white meat (v. 1.1) | Pete B |
-0.19 | 1.26 | the tao of tom and jerry | Pete B |
-1.09 | 1.07 | burning down the dog ... and it's still burning | Pete B |
-0.23 | 0.87 | inalienable blights | Pete B |
-0.10 | 1.27 | the comic strip that wants you to put it down and back away, slowly | Pete B |
0.61 | 1.23 | am I the only one who notices Dan's nametag is backwards? | Pete B |
0.39 | 1.17 | not so much bad taste as no taste at all | Pete B |
0.10 | 1.35 | hellacious Nerf smackdown | Pete B |
0.48 | 1.06 | a penny for keeping your thoughts to yourself | Pete B |
-0.33 | 1.38 | Jesus loves you, but He doesn't have to like it | Pete B |
-0.02 | 1.03 | topless aggression | Pete B |
-0.99 | 2.14 | get your nasty comments ready; it's a goddamn meta | Pete B |
-0.18 | 1.36 | not for use with unexplained muscle soreness | Pete B |
0.37 | 1.22 | the horse flop on your laptop | Pete B |
0.10 | 1.05 | "the phrase that pays" files for bankruptcy ("less suck" remix) | Pete B |
0.07 | 1.31 | smokey and the bandit II . . . unplugged some more (riff on 5253) | Pete B |
0.18 | 1.29 | your daily dose of mirth and frivolity | Pete B |
0.23 | 1.34 | just because nobody can understand you doesn't mean it's art | Pete B |
-0.31 | 1.28 | the people of a sick, sad world . . . and loving it (6144) | Pete B |
0.29 | 1.35 | moon over dharma (attrib dammit: 5540) | Pete B |
-0.15 | 1.22 | www.trainupachild.com -- it didn't crash, proving there is no god | Pete B |
0.45 | 1.09 | a mild groan, revisited | Pete B |
-0.16 | 1.37 | the department of surrealism presents ... (v. 2.0) | Pete B |
0.12 | 1.39 | bad touched by an angel | Pete B |
-0.09 | 1.09 | sesame street's best tattoo parlor | Pete B |
0.10 | 1.17 | it's like when you think you have to pass gas, but you're wrong | Pete B |
0.17 | 1.24 | the comic that wants neo to throw the oracle into mount doom (2) | Pete B |
-0.03 | 0.93 | today's high score is April Employee of the Month | Pete B |
-0.25 | 1.21 | poaching from "Go Die" one last time | Pete B |
0.18 | 1.28 | chicken soup for the soulless | Pete B |
-0.17 | 1.28 | tempting fate with delicious chocolates | Pete B |
-0.14 | 1.04 | million man mulch (attrib: Sluggy Freelance) | Pete B |
0.40 | 1.05 | jack in the pandora's box | Pete B |
0.40 | 1.10 | someday, you'll look back on this and laugh. or weep bitterly. | Pete B |
-0.67 | 1.36 | one more partiallyclips strip, then you gotta read 'em yourself | Pete B |
-0.47 | 1.06 | just a bunch of goddamn plagiarists (steve abandons 5705) | Pete B |
-0.04 | 0.94 | let daddy show you how to screw up a comic (5781) | Pete B |
-0.49 | 1.12 | Greasy Grimy Golfer Guts (edited) | PianoDemon |
0.47 | 1.09 | Half-Life of a Twinkie | PianoDemon |
0.75 | 1.32 | Skidmarks From Your Brain Farts | PianoDemon |
0.33 | 1.53 | ...and the whores you rode in on. | PianoDemon |
-0.21 | 1.11 | Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 1 | Pirate |
0.15 | 1.62 | It's Stab-tastic 2.0 | Pirate |
0.25 | 1.46 | Abbatoir-a-go-go | Pirate |
-0.19 | 1.32 | Melted Choco-shorts 2.0 | Pirate |
0.17 | 1.30 | Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 2 | Pirate |
0.18 | 1.61 | if it's not nailed down | pmalone |
-0.55 | 0.89 | Telephone Directory Invitation to Settlement | pmalone |
-0.07 | 0.93 | the cough drop stuck to your pillowcase | poe117 |
-0.61 | 1.46 | prudes-a-poppin' | poe117 |
0.19 | 0.95 | burnt pop tarts in your thong | poe117 |
0.25 | 1.12 | Silly Gentile! Lox is for Yids! | poe117 |
0.08 | 1.21 | batmantra returns | poe117 |
0.05 | 1.48 | aol's new testament: jew got nailed! | poe117 |
0.60 | 1.38 | Burt Reynolds Wrap | poe117 |
0.28 | 1.66 | E. Plurubus Uno (I remembered it!) | poe117 |
0.45 | 1.35 | doofus and gallant | poe117 |
0.36 | 0.80 | port and beans | poe117 |
-0.11 | 0.59 | freddie with the prinze on top | poe117 |
-0.73 | 1.47 | a topical vacation for two | poe117 |
-0.50 | 1.07 | vous le vuvuzela avec moi | poe117 |
0.08 | 1.27 | goatbusters | poe117 |
0.64 | 1.56 | Axis Sally Struthers | poe117 |
0.02 | 0.87 | the hole in the comedy ozone | poe117 |
0.05 | 1.08 | how soon is now and laters | poe117 |
0.21 | 1.84 | ferris bugler | poe117 |
0.16 | 1.54 | switching tags at the dollar store | poe117 |
-0.10 | 1.12 | Diddler on the Roofie (remixed without permission) | poe117 |
0.30 | 1.60 | It's St. Patrick's Day all over again. God says, "Get drunk!" | poe117 |
0.03 | 1.33 | David Carousal in DUI: Miami | poe117 |
0.25 | 0.94 | erosdynamic | poe117 |
0.09 | 1.36 | chinese chubby checker(s) | poe117 |
0.67 | 1.49 | bananarama republic | poe117 |
0.42 | 1.26 | internet philosophy: why-fi | poe117 |
0.19 | 1.08 | Designated Minnie Driver | poe117 |
0.04 | 1.17 | inference is bliss | poe117 |
-0.05 | 1.33 | the mblast.exe of comedy | poe117 |
0.25 | 1.36 | Elivs' last single-"It's my Potty and I'll Die if I want to" | poe117 |
0.84 | 1.72 | This comic has no tagline, just words and a tune. (re-post) | poe117 |
0.24 | 1.15 | open bar exam | poe117 |
0.23 | 1.42 | nancy drew carey | poe117 |
-0.06 | 0.91 | the psychedelic glide of tie-dyed hides | poe117 |
0.07 | 1.21 | the googol dolls (edited) | poe117 |
0.31 | 1.37 | fruit fetishists: mellon ballers | poe117 |
0.37 | 1.36 | the axle grease in your codpiece | poe117 |
0.08 | 1.69 | Somebody done somebody's song wrong | poe117 |
0.04 | 1.12 | stupor troopers | poe117 |
0.26 | 1.24 | murder on the marrakesh express | poe117 |
0.11 | 1.45 | floor sores from seven beers ago(based on comment in #5821) | poe117 |
-0.28 | 1.02 | green eggs and glam (re-riffin') | poe117 |
0.04 | 1.45 | jap-mex fusion -- the mariachi hibachi | poe117 |
0.13 | 0.87 | monty hall of mirrors | poe117 |
0.12 | 1.21 | Penguins rolling off the precipice (Once more with feeling) | Politas |
0.10 | 1.40 | Hydrochloric eye drops | Politas |
-0.30 | 1.21 | big man on compass | Preloggy |
-0.36 | 1.21 | Mother's Little Whelper | Preloggy |
-0.42 | 0.91 | Office Despot | Preloggy |
-0.08 | 1.34 | Tobey or not Tobey Maguire | Preloggy |
-0.26 | 1.32 | Steroids to Heaven | Preloggy |
0.32 | 0.93 | squatting on linoleum | Preloggy |
0.67 | 1.05 | Today's #1 Hit - Power to the People | Preloggy |
0.37 | 1.46 | Grand Theft Otto Preminger | Preloggy |
-0.15 | 1.18 | Spice Up Your Love Life by Fishing for Condiments | Preloggy |
-0.28 | 1.18 | Fudging the Packers | Preloggy |
0.39 | 1.32 | Leaves Falling on the Muckrakers | Preloggy |
0.32 | 1.52 | Business as Usual Suspects | Preloggy |
0.27 | 1.44 | drop your goo on the loo | Preloggy |
0.50 | 1.62 | bogus bovines beware balloons | Preloggy |
0.76 | 1.42 | Leggo My Ego | Preloggy |
0.08 | 1.18 | Win in Iraq or We Won't Get Fueled Again | Preloggy |
-0.12 | 1.25 | flowers for algebra | Preloggy |
0.01 | 1.54 | A clone again, naturally | Preloggy |
-0.28 | 1.52 | masticating on your meat farm | Preloggy |
0.80 | 1.17 | Suicide Jumpers Leave a Lasting Impression | Preloggy |
0.63 | 1.06 | If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader | Preloggy |
-0.09 | 0.96 | Rocky and Kabulwinkle | Preloggy |
0.61 | 1.23 | You Say Goodbye, and I say Oh Hell! | Preloggy |
0.08 | 1.56 | Mace the Nation | Preloggy |
-0.28 | 1.45 | Safe Sex + Good Breath = Condom Mints | Preloggy |
-0.05 | 1.33 | Sooeycide is Pigless | Preloggy |
0.05 | 1.87 | Mensa Cycle | Preloggy |
-0.05 | 1.03 | Knights in White Satin Panties | Preloggy |
-0.36 | 0.98 | Knights of the Square Pegs | Preloggy |
-0.05 | 1.27 | All I Want is Radio Lady Gaga | Preloggy |
0.25 | 1.29 | Stool for the Mule | Preloggy |
0.32 | 0.45 | Et Tu Bootycall? | Preloggy |
-0.17 | 1.04 | The Easter Rabbi eats pork | Preloggy |
0.54 | 0.78 | Panama C Anal | Preloggy |
-0.16 | 1.08 | Four Score . . .Lucky Bastards | Preloggy |
0.03 | 1.23 | Scat Man for Others | Preloggy |
0.51 | 1.22 | Sickle Cell Anemia Elmo | Preloggy |
0.06 | 1.36 | Catherine Yadda Yadda Yadda Jones | Preloggy |
-0.08 | 0.93 | Seasons Beatings | Preloggy |
0.16 | 1.44 | balderdash and cookie dough | Preloggy |
0.01 | 0.88 | Flatulence Broke | Preloggy |
-0.07 | 1.13 | Poison Ivy League | Preloggy |
-0.23 | 1.12 | Removing Your Algebra | Preloggy |
0.46 | 1.00 | Rectal Meat Thermometer | Preloggy |
-0.26 | 0.78 | Swine Flu Over the Cukoo's Nest | Preloggy |
-0.07 | 0.72 | Peppermint Panties in a Twist | Preloggy |
0.19 | 1.38 | tepid pool of your own filth | Preloggy |
-0.39 | 0.96 | One Hit and Run Wonder | Preloggy |
-0.38 | 1.43 | Baby Asylum - Birth Defections | Preloggy |
-0.35 | 1.21 | Jimmy Cracked Corn and I Don't Have Medicare | Preloggy |
-0.30 | 1.43 | all your freebase belong to gus | Preloggy |
-0.34 | 1.16 | Performing the Heimlich on Choking Chickens | Preloggy |
0.03 | 1.12 | tips for teens | Preloggy |
-0.33 | 1.40 | Sinkhole In Your Stinkhole | Preloggy |
0.40 | 1.14 | Hairway to Steven (used without permission) | Preloggy |
-0.26 | 1.63 | gloating over Kosher gonads | Preloggy |
-0.11 | 1.32 | armpit gravy | Preloggy |
0.18 | 1.46 | Viagra - Here I Come to Save the Lay | Preloggy |
-0.32 | 1.62 | Lubing Popeye's Penis with Olive Oyl | Preloggy |
0.52 | 1.33 | Stumping for Bush | Preloggy |
-0.46 | 1.08 | Facebook 'Em, Dano | Preloggy |
0.04 | 1.31 | Christmas Sitcom - Mad About Jew | Preloggy |
0.16 | 0.87 | Munching the Carpet Bomb | Preloggy |
-0.17 | 1.55 | Raking Brad | Preloggy |
0.20 | 1.00 | Best Day for a Parade - March 4th | Preloggy |
0.27 | 1.62 | And They Call Breaking Wind Mariah Carey | Preloggy |
0.22 | 1.42 | bag lady on your manicured lawn | Preloggy |
0.05 | 1.38 | Bang the Drum Majorette Slowly | Preloggy |
-0.18 | 1.45 | No Nookie in the North | Preloggy |
-0.20 | 1.18 | You Can Call Me Al Qaeda | Preloggy |
-0.20 | 1.43 | The Road to Attrition Keeps Getting Smaller | Preloggy |
-0.11 | 1.01 | I Could've Had a G 8 | Preloggy |
0.22 | 1.22 | speed bumps in your underwear | Preloggy |
0.12 | 1.05 | L. Ron Hubbard Went to His Cubbard to Get John Travolta a Bone | Preloggy |
0.26 | 1.22 | fry the fanny for your nanny | Preloggy |
-0.25 | 1.07 | Create a Comic and Spy on Your Lover | Preloggy |
-0.16 | 1.64 | Horsing Around at the Glue Factory | Preloggy |
0.58 | 1.15 | I'm Following Tweety Bird | Preloggy |
-0.19 | 1.18 | stained presidential cabinet | Preloggy |
0.28 | 0.87 | Flatulent Earth Society | Preloggy |
-0.23 | 1.33 | Homage to Fromage | Preloggy |
0.49 | 1.45 | non nuclear family proliferation treaty | Preloggy |
-0.03 | 1.14 | a pot of lips now | Preloggy |
-0.19 | 1.44 | blatent, latent and impotent | Preloggy |
0.09 | 1.82 | the vacuous veins of villiany | Preloggy |
0.90 | 1.42 | lower mental case | Preloggy |
-0.16 | 1.10 | I'd Give an Arm and a Leg to Be a Paraplegic | Preloggy |
-0.18 | 1.56 | Moving In to the Upper Floor of My Inferiority Duplex | Preloggy |
0.27 | 1.30 | Rumsfeld and Coke | Preloggy |
0.12 | 1.37 | Atom and Eve Bomb | Preloggy |
-0.14 | 0.94 | Fart in the Womb | Preloggy |
0.41 | 1.17 | Giving Out Sausages for Halloween is Not Kosher | Preloggy |
-0.36 | 1.04 | It's Not the Heat, It's the Stupidity | Preloggy |
0.12 | 1.16 | Swimmin' with Bow-legged Women | Preloggy |
0.15 | 1.17 | One Hits the Boy Wonder | Preloggy |
0.49 | 0.82 | Throbbing Gristle On Your Missle | Preloggy |
-0.22 | 1.15 | Sigourney Dream Weaver | Preloggy |
-0.13 | 1.19 | Red Meat Survivior - Just Vote Me Off the Web Site! | Preloggy |
-0.15 | 1.12 | Cult of Wessonality | Preloggy |
-0.12 | 0.97 | Suicidal Porn Stars are Well Hung | Preloggy |
-0.35 | 1.27 | pop tarts for your blowhole | Preloggy |
1.00 | 1.85 | Daring Computer Guy - Works Without an Internet | Preloggy |
0.32 | 1.26 | testicular fortitude for the dude | Preloggy |
-0.04 | 1.43 | What hump? | Preloggy |
0.07 | 1.27 | doleful doledrums dasterdly deeds | Preloggy |
0.05 | 0.91 | Vuying for Bowels | Preloggy |
-0.24 | 1.22 | itchy fingers on the go | Preloggy |
-0.18 | 1.62 | dot compost | Preloggy |
-0.17 | 1.11 | Beating the Meeting | Preloggy |
-0.38 | 1.15 | converting to the preached | Preloggy |
0.10 | 1.41 | Hard on the Beaver | Preloggy |
-0.18 | 0.88 | walking erect | Preloggy |
-0.25 | 1.30 | Slimy Toads in Your Tighty Whitys | Preloggy |
-0.06 | 1.29 | Bad Plastic Surgeon? Meet the Botoxic Avenger | Preloggy |
0.17 | 0.93 | NIELS BOHR LIKES BLOW UP DOLLS | Preloggy |
-0.16 | 0.87 | Bull Moose Balls | Preloggy |
0.21 | 0.64 | Cat 'O' Borgnine Tails | Preloggy |
0.93 | 1.56 | Loose Goo on the Loo | Preloggy |
0.03 | 1.32 | Starbucks Porn - Cream in Your Coffee | Preloggy |
0.16 | 1.41 | Filler Up with High Octane | Preloggy |
0.25 | 1.34 | spoon swoon moon june goon | Preloggy |
-0.24 | 1.32 | malignant, greasy tumors in your colon | Preloggy |
-0.30 | 1.26 | My P's and Q's Don't Mind | Preloggy |
-0.08 | 1.60 | My Nose Runs. My Feet Smell. I'm Built Backwards. | Preloggy |
-0.14 | 1.24 | Prioritizing My Top Ten List | Preloggy |
-0.22 | 1.58 | Adam's Ribbed for Her Pleasure | Preloggy |
-0.17 | 1.07 | Didn't I Blow Your Mind? Bad 69! | Preloggy |
0.01 | 1.01 | Licking a Platypussy | Preloggy |
-0.19 | 0.72 | Blogged Arteries | Preloggy |
0.25 | 1.04 | Shock the Moonpie | Preloggy |
-0.24 | 1.73 | I've gotta take a Cheese Whiz | Preloggy |
-0.29 | 1.02 | Hat Madder | Preloggy |
-0.13 | 0.97 | Stupid Is As Stupis Duhs | Preloggy |
-0.24 | 1.21 | Flouride in Your Cavity Search | Preloggy |
-0.56 | 1.31 | Breaking Bad Case of Loving You | Preloggy |
-0.71 | 1.60 | Whip It, God | Preloggy |
0.16 | 1.42 | Peek a Boo! Part two | Preloggy |
0.47 | 1.07 | no parking in the white zone | Preloggy |
0.43 | 1.14 | gizzards, gadzooks and gadflies | Preloggy |
-0.18 | 1.31 | All I Want for Christmas is a Plus Z-Score | Preloggy |
0.29 | 1.30 | International Balistic Missle Toe | Preloggy |
0.13 | 1.34 | Jack Spratt is on the Atkins Diet | Preloggy |
-0.40 | 1.29 | My Mail Order Bride Plays Chess. She's a Czech Mate | Preloggy |
-0.22 | 1.80 | left my religion in my other pants | Preloggy |
-0.15 | 1.15 | A Bout de Souffle is Asthmatic | Preloggy |
-0.05 | 1.15 | Find Me an Idiot Who Doesn't Blither | Preloggy |
-0.39 | 1.32 | Floundering with a Flounder | Preloggy |
-0.09 | 0.62 | Nibbling Your Gibblets | Preloggy |
0.41 | 1.02 | I Can't Believe It's Not Buttocks | Preloggy |
-0.25 | 1.07 | Mind Your Own Meatness | Preloggy |
0.01 | 1.58 | No comprende the ende | Preloggy |
0.33 | 0.70 | Bung Hole In One | Preloggy |
0.14 | 1.54 | Loner with a Boner | Preloggy |
-0.96 | 1.49 | Cuckoo Clock Bomb Iran | Preloggy |
-0.17 | 1.71 | Light the Trip Fantastic | Preloggy |
-0.14 | 1.57 | give me a desk job | Preloggy |
0.87 | 1.89 | Oblivious to the Obvious | Preloggy |
-0.18 | 0.95 | Implants for Flat Fees | Preloggy |
0.42 | 1.23 | crankase full of sheep dip | Preloggy |
0.05 | 1.34 | Fortune Tellers are so Predictable | Preloggy |
-0.69 | 1.41 | marvel my ass | Preloggy |
0.43 | 1.55 | Silly Wabbit. Matrix Aren't For Kids | Preloggy |
-0.18 | 1.47 | Blocking Spam While on the Lam | Preloggy |
0.52 | 1.15 | He Murdered Her for Her Bad Breath - Hence the Scopes Trial | Preloggy |
0.09 | 1.18 | Hetero Toilets are Straight Flushes | Preloggy |
0.25 | 0.93 | Marie Antoinette Gives Good Head | Preloggy |
-0.08 | 1.01 | Fruits and Nuts on the Campaign Trail Mix | Preloggy |
-0.08 | 0.93 | Flaws in the Ointment | Preloggy |
-0.23 | 0.88 | Pop an Ass in Your Cap Two | Preloggy |
-0.26 | 1.32 | I'm gonna git you sucka born every minute | Preloggy |
0.16 | 0.60 | Mega Overbyte | Preloggy |
-0.09 | 1.05 | Union Goonies | Preloggy |
0.06 | 1.28 | Sue Me - I Ain't Deleting! | Preloggy |
-0.25 | 1.25 | Limbaugh - What a Rush! | Preloggy |
0.69 | 0.99 | Melanoma on the Skin of His Teeth | Preloggy |
-0.10 | 1.43 | Flummox the lummox | Preloggy |
-0.37 | 0.68 | Pulling the Rug Out From Carpet Bombs | Preloggy |
0.09 | 1.21 | inexpensive soy extender from s. korea | Preloggy |
-0.13 | 1.23 | Parasites beats two pair | Preloggy |
-0.02 | 1.20 | Handicapped People's Excuses are Lame | Preloggy |
0.18 | 1.10 | itchy tush, smelly fingers | Preloggy |
-0.18 | 1.38 | Ass Kissers are Bottom Feeders | Preloggy |
-0.15 | 1.56 | The Fountain Hid | Preloggy |
-0.02 | 1.23 | U2 can be annoying | Preloggy |
-0.13 | 0.73 | Ho Ho Ho Chi Min | Preloggy |
0.59 | 1.35 | Obama Where Art Thou? | Preloggy |
-0.05 | 1.00 | Get Up and Gitmo | Preloggy |
0.27 | 1.12 | pickled midgets campaigning for tooth care | Preloggy |
0.14 | 1.06 | Toothy Spook | Preloggy |
-0.20 | 1.36 | I know you are, but what am I? | Preloggy |
0.32 | 0.99 | Knockin' On Heathens Door | Preloggy |
-0.23 | 1.50 | Groucho Marxism | Preloggy |
0.24 | 0.95 | doctor in the house of pancakes | Preloggy |
-0.19 | 1.19 | George Bush and the Blair Bitch Project | Preloggy |
-0.16 | 1.08 | Blue Comic - Eddie Smurphy | Preloggy |
-0.09 | 1.08 | Naked Mexican Immigrants - Balls to the Wall | Preloggy |
-0.22 | 1.45 | Spunk your Man Key | Preloggy |
0.11 | 1.27 | A Nice Pear | Preloggy |
-0.30 | 1.39 | tokyo cheese nips | Preloggy |
-0.17 | 1.98 | Insane for Bob Crane | Preloggy |
0.35 | 1.05 | crouching kitten, hidden meaning | Preloggy |
-0.50 | 1.23 | e pluribus eunich | Preloggy |
0.00 | 1.04 | Groundswell or Hubub? | Preloggy |
-0.10 | 0.94 | Deck the Halls with Santa's Balls | Preloggy |
0.35 | 1.21 | 100 Million to Make Pluto Nash. 4.3 Million Return. There Goes My 401 | Preloggy |
-0.36 | 0.70 | Upper G.I. Joe | Preloggy |
-0.20 | 0.76 | Celtic Pride and Prejudice | Preloggy |
0.16 | 1.35 | Historic Terrorism - Blast from the Past | Preloggy |
-0.40 | 1.30 | links on your e-motions | Preloggy |
-0.19 | 1.05 | Kobe Bryant - the Cure for Jock Bitch | Preloggy |
0.17 | 1.04 | Fat Boy Breathing in Short Pants | Preloggy |
-0.09 | 1.21 | Climate Gated Community (my take) | Preloggy |
-0.15 | 1.15 | Playing With the Dead Man's Balls | Preloggy |
0.25 | 1.03 | Tear in your Bear | Preloggy |
0.07 | 1.06 | No Brainers Give Me Headaches | Preloggy |
-0.05 | 0.99 | Fool for the Titty | Preloggy |
0.10 | 1.33 | Incognito We Trust | Preloggy |
0.32 | 1.30 | phlegm coating and chewy wafers | Preloggy |
0.63 | 1.44 | Figgy Pop Pudding | Preloggy |
-0.22 | 1.32 | flaccid cheese sauce on your taco | Preloggy |
0.25 | 0.93 | Giving Girls Test Tickles | Preloggy |
-0.11 | 1.38 | spam on the lam | Preloggy |
0.18 | 0.85 | Michael Vick has a Cell Phone | Preloggy |
0.15 | 1.17 | plop, plop, fizz, whiz | Preloggy |
-0.10 | 0.81 | Hobo S&M is Vagabondage | Preloggy |
-0.26 | 1.32 | Emetic for the Heretic | Preloggy |
-0.02 | 1.31 | Call Me Archeologist - My Career Lies in Ruins | Preloggy |
0.21 | 1.44 | My Conscience is Sick. I Must Be Fluid. | Preloggy |
-0.26 | 0.82 | Criminalks with a Skin Disease - Leper Cons | Preloggy |
-0.14 | 0.99 | Dog Day Afternoon Delight | Preloggy |
-0.29 | 1.41 | He shoots, he scars | Preloggy |
0.70 | 1.40 | You Hate My Tag, and My Strip. Guess I'm Old and Not Too Hip | Preloggy |
-0.02 | 0.69 | There's Santorum in the Forum | Preloggy |
0.50 | 0.70 | Enter the Dragon from Behind | Preloggy |
-1.03 | 1.30 | Duck Die Nasty | Preloggy |
0.19 | 1.29 | For Once - Give Me Completely Hydrogenated Cottonseed Oil | Preloggy |
-0.20 | 1.31 | haitosis and neuroses | Preloggy |
0.70 | 1.56 | pipe bomb dreams | Preloggy |
-0.12 | 0.90 | Drillers are Always Boring | Preloggy |
0.58 | 1.02 | Barbie Needs a Plastic Surgeon | Preloggy |
-0.28 | 1.15 | Transexuals are a Genital Assembly | Preloggy |
0.06 | 1.08 | Bipolar Bears Don't Know if They're Coming or Going | Preloggy |
-0.31 | 1.31 | Sonic the Hedge Fund | Preloggy |
-0.05 | 1.33 | days of future gas passed | Preloggy |
0.67 | 1.30 | Mission of Burma Shave | Preloggy |
0.31 | 0.89 | Meat is Murder | Preloggy |
-0.20 | 1.22 | Diddler On the Roof | Preloggy |
-0.29 | 1.29 | I'll Procrastinate Later | Preloggy |
0.50 | 0.68 | And Your Little God, Too. | Preloggy |
-0.38 | 0.86 | Sucking on the Teat of Meat | Preloggy |
0.01 | 1.07 | Back in the Jocks | Preloggy |
-0.01 | 1.61 | Don't Go Breaking My Heartburn | Preloggy |
-0.09 | 1.12 | TV be thy Guide | Preloggy |
-0.37 | 1.37 | Taglines Are Funnier Than They Appear | Preloggy |
0.41 | 1.30 | Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb | Preloggy |
-0.49 | 1.21 | Tropic of Prostate Cancer | Preloggy |
0.14 | 1.43 | warm cream on your overcoat | Preloggy |
-0.23 | 0.91 | Isle Of Lucy | Preloggy |
-0.36 | 1.29 | pulling muscles from Michelle | Preloggy |
-0.60 | 2.75 | Mo Meta Blues | Preloggy |
0.35 | 1.15 | empty gravy boats | Preloggy |
-0.23 | 1.34 | pitch a little woo, low and outside | Preloggy |
0.05 | 1.52 | Soggy Waffles in Your Underroos | Preloggy |
0.37 | 1.11 | Girls Gone Wild at Heart | Preloggy |
0.22 | 0.91 | Doctor Barbie - Plastic Surgeon | Preloggy |
0.23 | 1.02 | defunct debauchery (Preloggy Edit) | Preloggy |
0.26 | 1.08 | Lord of the Nipple rings | Preloggy |
-0.56 | 1.99 | Popeye Dips in Olive Oyl | Preloggy |
-0.08 | 0.94 | Nothing To Read Here | Preloggy |
-0.25 | 1.45 | A Mootiful Bind | Preloggy |
0.34 | 1.11 | Gets the Hose Again | Preloggy |
0.35 | 1.83 | Z Score Heading South Again | Preloggy |
-0.48 | 1.77 | Shakespeare + Fast Food = MacBeth | Preloggy |
-0.36 | 1.05 | Bob Cratchit Sould Have Joined a Union | Preloggy |
0.14 | 1.50 | gelatin in your arterial wall | Preloggy |
0.34 | 1.00 | Genuine Copy of a Fake Strip | Preloggy |
-0.46 | 0.98 | Set Taser on Fun | Preloggy |
-0.03 | 1.00 | Underwater joint - a Scooby Doobie | Preloggy |
-0.18 | 1.34 | submitted for your approval | Preloggy |
-0.55 | 1.40 | Nuclear Test Ban Roll-On | Preloggy |
-0.09 | 1.59 | cheese with your industrial disese | Preloggy |
0.52 | 1.45 | flipping the bird, fantastic (spellcheck) | Preloggy |
-0.11 | 1.17 | No Pussy for Old Men | Preloggy |
-0.13 | 0.92 | Guantanamo Betta Blues | Preloggy |
-0.44 | 1.26 | Insane Clown Pussy | Preloggy |
-0.28 | 1.15 | Is There A Doctor in the House of Pancakes? | Preloggy |
0.51 | 0.75 | Pubic Option | Preloggy |
-0.05 | 1.25 | Buy Curious | Preloggy |
-0.32 | 1.24 | If at First You Don't Suck Seed, You'll Make A Lousy Hooker | Preloggy |
-0.23 | 0.66 | Rectal Thermonuclear | Preloggy |
-0.13 | 1.43 | bladder control freaks | Preloggy |
-0.21 | 1.05 | Trump the Rump Bump | Preloggy |
0.36 | 1.00 | Nam Daed No Em Nrut | Preloggy |
0.24 | 0.91 | River Deep, Mountain Wide, Fire Good | Preloggy |
0.06 | 1.15 | I Gave at the Orafice | Preloggy |
0.47 | 1.37 | Ventriloquism for Dummies | Preloggy |
0.38 | 1.47 | sleazy weasles catch the measles | Preloggy |
-0.18 | 1.03 | hock hock hockin' on bevan's floor | propsero |
0.04 | 1.37 | wheeler dealer coldsore healer | qlewless1 |
-0.88 | 1.28 | lactating milkshakes from the trampoline | qlewless1 |
-0.59 | 0.91 | brown bread, beans and bitters | qlewless1 |
0.17 | 1.04 | Fabulous Frothing Furburgers | qlewless1 |
0.18 | 1.28 | cottage cheese mold antivenom | qlewless1 |
0.54 | 1.25 | exhibiting frustration towards one crustacean | Rakfink |
0.50 | 1.37 | open toad water moccasins | Rakfink |
0.07 | 1.41 | slappin' the shrimp on Barbie (the grill next door). | Rakfink |
0.77 | 1.17 | livin' la vida lo-cal | Rakfink |
0.24 | 1.08 | spotty behinds through mini blinds. | Rakfink |
-0.05 | 0.90 | All this and fist full of grist | Rakfink |
-0.03 | 1.12 | Torpedos in Speedos | Rakfink |
0.25 | 1.26 | getting scalped at Custer's last lemonade stand. | Rakfink |
-0.93 | 1.47 | solving a paltry geometric delimma | Ratboy |
-1.40 | 2.57 | Just say NO2 | Ratboy |
-1.51 | 1.67 | lime space-craft? | Ratboy |
-0.24 | 1.85 | sensibility pure and simple | Ratboy |
-0.67 | 1.67 | la delimma geometrique | Ratboy |
-0.59 | 1.61 | nighttime snifflin' sneezin' | Ratboy |
0.07 | 1.41 | Dahmer's dinner: Torn between two livers | ravgames |
0.59 | 1.51 | Cringin' in the rain | ravgames |
-0.06 | 1.53 | JFK: Number 35 with a bullet | ravgames |
0.25 | 1.47 | I drink, therefore I yammer (was: Open 34190) | ravgames |
0.57 | 1.06 | Attention K-Mart shoplifters | ravgames |
0.40 | 1.21 | At the Chinese cooking school, everyone has beginner's duck | ravgames |
0.69 | 1.23 | 3600 seconds in an hour (old Open) | Reoer |
-0.16 | 1.54 | springs and barrels of outrageous foreskin | Reoer |
-0.63 | 1.10 | reworked and returned | Reoer |
0.15 | 1.27 | Shower repost to take it off Temp's hands | Reoer |
0.14 | 1.19 | she swiped the peace pipe | Reoer |
0.24 | 1.61 | raking up the yard with poo | Reoer |
-3.24 | 1.21 | whooooo | Reverend Toast |
-0.66 | 1.72 | Piercing Abe Vigoda | Reverend Toast |
0.95 | 1.54 | more fetid than feted (4th revised) | Reverend Toast |
0.13 | 1.24 | Do not look directly at the funny. | Reverend Toast |
-0.20 | 1.45 | float like a hovercraft, sting like a bladder infection | Reverend Toast |
-0.74 | 1.44 | Aspartame is a part of me. (slightly revised) | Reverend Toast |
-0.80 | 1.64 | There's no excuse for domestic beer (revised) | Reverend Toast |
-0.38 | 1.50 | Tragicly ludicrous or ludicrously tragic? | Reverend Toast |
-0.12 | 1.04 | perfect tetris does not a perfect man make. | Reverend Toast |
-0.93 | 1.63 | leather and lace | RevHippie |
-0.47 | 1.64 | 0340 in the house of sin | RevHippie |
-0.29 | 1.58 | him-o-ragin' | RevHippie |
-0.07 | 1.54 | duct tape for your date rape | rictus hep |
-0.04 | 1.29 | it's not the ballet that kills you | rictus hep |
0.05 | 1.62 | gut milk? | rictus hep |
-0.41 | 1.24 | mas macho que donuts | rictus hep |
0.21 | 1.60 | aurora borealis? you barely know us | rictus hep |
0.42 | 1.81 | give it all a little pat of SATAN! | rictus hep |
0.56 | 1.97 | version the last no really | rictus hep |
-0.46 | 1.58 | micturation nation | rictus hep |
-0.35 | 1.34 | burnt vermicelli | rocketdyke |
-0.15 | 1.09 | flirting with freezer burn v2.0 (open) | Rose Kennedy |
-0.37 | 1.17 | 20th Century Oswalds (Open: 64371) | Rowdy Theologian |
-0.28 | 1.38 | Nestor's Palace & Casino | Rowdy Theologian |
-0.37 | 1.41 | A Winter Haiku | schizoguy |
0.00 | 1.10 | the pause that refreshes | schizoguy |
0.08 | 1.34 | This is the story of Johnny Rotten | scullyman5000 |
0.04 | 1.59 | ramadan tough | scullyman5000 |
0.29 | 1.36 | Wild elephantitis of the Serenghetti | scullyman5000 |
0.32 | 1.50 | Fndling Puppies behind the shed--Scully | scullyman5000 |
0.46 | 1.38 | The Neutron Dance | scullyman5000 |
0.74 | 1.47 | sasquatch where your going! | scullyman5000 |
-0.12 | 1.58 | Must..Find..Jodie..Foster | scullyman5000 |
0.00 | 1.36 | Johnnie Walker Blew | scullyman5000 |
0.63 | 1.32 | Thank you, Cleavland! | scullyman5000 |
0.15 | 1.22 | everytime a bell rings, somebody gives me a 3 | scullyman5000 |
0.30 | 1.18 | Werewolves Of Hoboken 2 | scullyman5000 |
-0.17 | 1.85 | Pictures of matchstick men and Earl | scullyman5000 |
-0.16 | 1.43 | I'm proud to be a cold minor's mother | scullyman5000 |
0.09 | 1.33 | narc, the lookout angels cry! | scullyman5000 |
-0.14 | 0.98 | The Devil you know, biblically | ShlomotheGreat |
0.06 | 1.14 | doodlebugs in your dahlias | ShlomotheGreat |
-0.07 | 1.14 | leaking silicone prostate implant | ShlomotheGreat |
0.35 | 1.10 | Sing a song of sixpence, Sucka! | ShlomotheGreat |
0.05 | 1.64 | Death's dangling participle | ShlomotheGreat |
-0.01 | 0.94 | Captain Nemo's Yellow Submarine | ShlomotheGreat |
0.07 | 1.22 | Scarab uprising | ShlomotheGreat |
0.29 | 1.08 | Beware of Greeks bearing Trojans | ShlomotheGreat |
0.01 | 0.79 | browning blintzes in your tighty whities | ShlomotheGreat |
-0.07 | 0.99 | doodling in your dahlias (variation) | ShlomotheGreat |
-0.19 | 1.02 | Kentucky fried pinworms | ShlomotheGreat |
-0.20 | 0.88 | outhouse splashback flashback | ShlomotheGreat |
0.18 | 0.75 | Herding Horny Unicorns. | ShlomotheGreat |
-0.09 | 1.51 | boob tube lube | ShlomotheGreat |
-0.23 | 0.73 | the cherry blossom must fail | ShlomotheGreat |
-0.14 | 1.30 | polyunsaturated baby oil | ShlomotheGreat |
0.10 | 0.86 | Earlesque show | ShlomotheGreat |
-0.05 | 1.28 | unexpected expectoration (director's cut) | Simian Farmer |
-0.02 | 0.99 | the road to hell is paved with good, good, good, good vibrations | Simian Farmer |
0.08 | 1.00 | cluster chuckles dropped from 200 feet | Simian Farmer |
-0.36 | 1.32 | Sir Real: the incongruous knight | Simian Farmer |
0.65 | 1.09 | ring 'n' run at death's door (open audition 62009) | Simian Farmer |
0.43 | 0.96 | misanthropic meanderings | Simian Farmer |
0.34 | 1.75 | bones in the zones | sjam |
0.17 | 1.71 | won't stick to most dental work | Smokey |
-0.89 | 1.48 | fresh choad for your heavy load | Smokey |
-0.79 | 1.32 | see you round like a pentagram | Smokey |
-0.17 | 1.74 | two quarts of pretty colors | Smokey |
-0.41 | 1.56 | pre-chewed lude, dude | Smokey |
0.21 | 1.72 | Over 50 quintillions ripen'd | SmoothP |
0.11 | 1.09 | Damn, it feels good to be a hamster! (Open 54369) | SmoothP |
0.31 | 1.29 | 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy | SmoothP |
-0.05 | 1.23 | Turtles all the way down | SmoothP |
-0.10 | 1.35 | A riddle wrapped in an enema (open 54679 rewrite) | SmoothP |
-0.29 | 0.97 | Doop snoggy snogg | SmoothP |
-0.22 | 1.05 | I really don't mind the Gap at all | SmoothP |
0.37 | 1.05 | Make rum for Daddy | SmoothP |
-0.25 | 0.77 | A little dog named Snuggles (resurrected) | SmoothP |
-0.13 | 1.77 | OpenRMCS #4312 | Soren |
1.29 | 1.76 | roto-rooter roustabout | Soren |
-0.12 | 1.70 | road rash hash (Soren) | Soren |
0.14 | 1.54 | crunchy on the inside | Soren |
0.07 | 1.26 | Plump dumplings of moist bedevilment (rewrite) | Soren |
1.43 | 1.55 | ragtime in the rumpus room | Soren |
0.33 | 1.44 | subdued pudding frenzy | Soren |
0.20 | 1.64 | la lucha luncheon | Soren |
0.63 | 1.44 | stars upon thars' | Soren |
-0.26 | 2.14 | lord, please forgive me for what I am about to post | Soren |
0.51 | 1.12 | Baseballs in your Underalls | Soren |
-0.18 | 2.20 | smelly bait for your first mate | Soren |
-1.73 | 2.54 | OpenRMCS 25474 | Soren |
0.01 | 1.63 | mime control | Soren |
0.05 | 1.18 | Oysters on the Open Range | Soren |
-2.11 | 2.06 | I changed this | Soren |
0.01 | 1.33 | all that in nothing flat (OpenRMCS 16399) | Soren |
0.95 | 1.69 | why buy the squirrel when the nuts are free? | Soren |
0.61 | 1.31 | The Steve Jackson Five | Soren |
0.83 | 1.81 | One Size Fits All | Soren |
0.22 | 1.56 | Muffled Moans in the Outer Zones | Soren |
0.32 | 1.28 | high-speed disimpaction | Soren |
-1.59 | 2.41 | «RMCS: Now With Unicode!» | Soren |
0.13 | 1.46 | Discretion is the better part of humor | Soren |
0.45 | 1.20 | OpenRMCS #4641 | Soren |
-0.19 | 1.94 | free guns for the poop shoot | Soren |
-0.44 | 1.47 | waxing nostalgic in advance | Spoggles |
-0.99 | 1.88 | hurdy gurney | Spoggles |
-1.95 | 1.98 | the half life of an elf | Spoggles |
-0.15 | 1.35 | the friend, the dog, the cat, and the rat | Spoggles |
-1.43 | 2.19 | I AM THE GEEK THAT HACKS IN THE NIGHT! | Spoggles |
-1.09 | 2.31 | tongues of fire all 'round | Spoggles |
-0.44 | 1.83 | watching the watchmen watch us watch them | Spoggles |
-0.87 | 1.68 | sweet jesus on a stick | Spoggles |
-1.18 | 1.47 | tcs@b, v2 | Spoggles |
0.54 | 1.79 | a little ditty 'bout jackin' diane | Squad Car |
0.06 | 1.09 | California brown-out rolls | Squad Car |
-0.13 | 1.44 | semi self-concious, fully self-delusional | Squad Car |
-0.32 | 2.12 | muffin-shaped puffin | Squad Car |
0.07 | 1.40 | cyanoacrylate neonate | Squad Car |
0.73 | 1.24 | in home trial by jury | Squad Car |
1.01 | 1.59 | hoedown ditty shame | Squad Car |
-0.12 | 1.38 | the norman fell ratio | Squad Car |
0.05 | 1.52 | The Pencil-Thin Moustache From Beyond! | Squad Car |
-0.17 | 1.43 | fillibuster keaton | Squad Car |
-0.73 | 1.73 | the truth about pussy and bitches | Squad Car |
-0.01 | 1.64 | another steaming mess: my voodoo chili | Squad Car |
-0.13 | 1.65 | Return to Balti-S'mores! | Squad Car |
0.19 | 1.41 | largish, lavish living room | Squad Car |
0.37 | 1.53 | Don Van Fillet | Squad Car |
0.41 | 1.24 | Rainbow Blight | Squad Car |
-0.44 | 1.72 | Arch-Poetica | Squad Car |
0.89 | 1.51 | Play Misty for Mr. Miyagi | Squad Car |
0.26 | 1.12 | spaceman spliff | Squad Car |
0.39 | 2.03 | My little Jack Chickadee | Squad Car |
-0.55 | 1.95 | a man, a plan, an anal panama | Squad Car |
0.41 | 1.31 | Born-Again Kris Kristofferson | Squad Car |
0.64 | 1.33 | turn your head andy kauf, man | Squad Car |
0.14 | 0.96 | scrumptious scumber | Squad Car |
0.31 | 1.73 | pretty as a pitcher | Squad Car |
-0.05 | 1.28 | shower failure | Squad Car |
0.05 | 1.40 | steak 'n' shake 'n' bacon bits | Squad Car |
0.73 | 1.24 | RU486: the get smart drug | Squad Car |
0.12 | 1.25 | gullible vegan brand beef jerky | Squad Car |
-0.23 | 0.91 | pablum's dog | Squad Car |
0.61 | 1.55 | Bali jai alai | Squad Car |
0.96 | 1.52 | Mary Catherine Digs Margarine | Squad Car |
0.91 | 1.18 | subterranean homesick blues clues | Squad Car |
0.58 | 1.34 | carp shoot | Squad Car |
0.07 | 1.57 | Revenge is a dish best served with a cheap plastic trinket | StikyIcky |
-0.14 | 0.99 | Kinky statisticians are standard deviants | StikyIcky |
-0.14 | 1.18 | Cowpox for your Salted Lox | StikyIcky |
-0.15 | 1.31 | In Japan, they call it "erection day" | StikyIcky |
0.84 | 0.99 | Ode: On the Death of a Favorite Cat, Drowned in a Milkman's Tub | StikyIcky |
0.93 | 1.52 | C. Everett Koop Doggy Dogg | StikyIcky |
-0.34 | 1.35 | It rubs the lotion on its kin | StikyIcky |
-0.03 | 1.33 | A Remembrance of Gas Past (I swear, I've learned to spell by now) | StikyIcky |
0.03 | 1.53 | All High on the Western Blunt | StikyIcky |
0.13 | 1.22 | | StikyIcky |
-0.15 | 1.30 | Too red hot for your Popish Plot | StikyIcky |
-0.05 | 1.45 | Dulce et decorum breasts, pro mammaries mori | StikyIcky |
0.40 | 1.21 | Cien anos de soledad | StikyIcky |
0.18 | 1.33 | Olympic dumpster diving at the abortion clinic | Stonent |
-0.10 | 1.14 | Low man on the scrotum pole. | Stonent |
-0.06 | 1.59 | Mazeltov Cocktail | Stonent |
-0.12 | 1.15 | Loose lips are losing the drips | Stonent |
-0.83 | 1.14 | No shoes, no shirt, no cervix | Stonent |
0.30 | 1.01 | Dear Mister Daniels, I love you with all my liver. | Stonent |
-0.22 | 1.18 | Hitchhikers guide to the Gastric Bypass | Stonent |
0.50 | 1.54 | She pulled me in, hook, line, and chancre. | Stonent |
0.09 | 1.11 | Cyanide in your Astroglide | Stonent |
0.09 | 1.33 | Tinky Winky pinched a stinky | Stonent |
0.10 | 0.94 | Taiwan Ohn at the Chinese Buffet (based on open 33936) | Stonent |
-0.16 | 1.41 | Reprise on a rakfink in E Minor | Tamlan |
-0.30 | 1.22 | Tripping the Tripwire Fantastic | Tamlan |
-0.05 | 1.04 | terror for the terrier | Temperance |
0.60 | 1.07 | scraped from the ashes of fink's fireplace | Temperance |
0.60 | 1.17 | helicopter bungee jumping (remade Open 104) | Temperance |
0.27 | 1.12 | flower children in hardcore bee flicks (contest) | Temperance |
0.24 | 1.12 | my beer gets more head than i do | Temperance |
-0.20 | 1.24 | anoraknophobia diagnosis | Temperance |
0.16 | 0.88 | wonka's everlasting gob (crisper and wuzless) | Temperance |
0.24 | 1.50 | my computer's silicon implant | Temperance |
0.13 | 1.11 | my yo-yo could write a better comic | Temperance |
0.05 | 1.33 | birdie in the blender | Temperance |
-0.25 | 1.12 | ashes to ashes, meat to meat | Temperance |
0.40 | 1.16 | wyatt earp'ed in the saddle again | Temperance |
-0.27 | 1.27 | curious curio of carnage | Temperance |
0.31 | 1.46 | reunion with the rear onion | Temperance |
0.23 | 1.32 | eyes cream cone | Temperance |
0.34 | 1.80 | sirius discussion about uranus | Temperance |
0.05 | 1.29 | ...makes baby Jesus cry | Temperance |
0.00 | 1.13 | floundering in flaccid folds of frippery | Territan |
0.15 | 1.04 | thirty ton thermonuclear manure spreader (v4) | Territan |
0.30 | 1.11 | the whiny creep in the briny deep | Territan |
-0.12 | 0.95 | albuquerquinquennially | Territan |
-0.05 | 1.15 | a tough ho' to roe | Territan |
0.19 | 0.90 | pressing gerbils in the waffle iron (v3) | Territan |
-0.25 | 1.27 | stone-dulled bris-knife of comedy (v2) | Territan |
0.07 | 1.08 | I felt the Smurf move under my feet | The Hanged Man |
-0.10 | 0.77 | See Monkey, Do Monkey | The Hanged Man |
-0.21 | 1.05 | Viacom Dios | The Hanged Man |
0.15 | 1.28 | Storch Song Trilogy (reriff) | The Hanged Man |
-0.18 | 1.20 | Apache Fog (revised a la cm) | The Hanged Man |
0.06 | 1.15 | Clan of the Care Bears | The Hanged Man |
0.63 | 1.69 | A tagline must have a comic | The Hanged Man |
0.09 | 0.70 | No F in my ool (Reriffing) | The Hanged Man |
-0.05 | 1.15 | Johnny Thunder Road | The Hanged Man |
-0.21 | 0.92 | Vermeer to Eternity | The Hanged Man |
0.09 | 0.90 | Hairpiece of Mind | The Hanged Man |
0.00 | 1.77 | "Come on Baleen," by Bob Marley & the Whalers | The Hanged Man |
0.31 | 1.02 | Pornfake Girl | The Hanged Man |
0.16 | 1.00 | The Outlaw, Josie, Wails | The Hanged Man |
0.45 | 1.29 | I ain't a ghost of no Freud | The Hanged Man |
-0.19 | 1.67 | The smooth taste of penicillin | The Hanged Man |
-0.19 | 0.90 | That pack of coyotes circling your driveway | The Hanged Man |
0.05 | 1.48 | Chemo Sabe | The Hanged Man |
0.22 | 0.96 | Centavo Woman (salvaged, old tag forgotten) | The Hanged Man |
0.61 | 1.23 | Narco Polo | The Hanged Man |
0.06 | 1.18 | The tamandua invading your ant farm | The Hanged Man |
0.44 | 0.66 | Can't Handle the Toothache | The Hanged Man |
-0.17 | 0.94 | The antic tone of your local talk show host | The Hanged Man |
-0.08 | 0.75 | Playing with the Queen of Scots | The Hanged Man |
0.04 | 1.18 | Ain't no holodeck girl | The Hanged Man |
-0.27 | 1.39 | Moonshine Superman, alternate take | The Hanged Man |
0.12 | 1.06 | Crosby, Stills, Rosemary and Young | The Hanged Man |
-0.15 | 1.42 | Hoist by your own Picard | The Hanged Man |
0.43 | 0.84 | Pimpin' the Barbie yet again | The Hanged Man |
0.12 | 1.09 | Green Eggs and Him (riffin') | The Hanged Man |
0.11 | 0.95 | The shoebill in your sock drawer | The Hanged Man |
-0.25 | 1.00 | Depeche a la Mode | The Hanged Man |
0.04 | 0.87 | Popcorn for Cop Porn | The Hanged Man |
-0.12 | 1.31 | Could be Meteor | The Hanged Man |
0.36 | 1.06 | The blurred photo of your pet dodo | The Hanged Man |
0.18 | 1.46 | Nebuchadnezzar's bran muffins (apologies to StG) | The Hanged Man |
0.41 | 1.07 | Necronomicondo | The Hanged Man |
0.04 | 1.28 | Rikki-Tikki-Tacky | The Hanged Man |
0.00 | 1.37 | In Vitro Veritas | The Hanged Man |
-0.23 | 1.48 | Batmantra Forever | The Hanged Man |
-0.17 | 1.24 | Savant a-go-go | The Hanged Man |
0.04 | 0.99 | The baby shark in the kiddie pool | The Hanged Man |
0.74 | 1.01 | Dry Toast in your Depends | The Hanged Man |
0.44 | 1.42 | Only the Good Cy Young (fixed) | The Hanged Man |
0.24 | 1.09 | Cur, Curb, Street | The Hanged Man |
0.19 | 1.60 | Tobacco's Tremulous Tang | The Hanged Man |
-0.22 | 1.25 | The Ides of March Madness | The Hanged Man |
-0.01 | 0.83 | Camp Gitmo Satisfaction (riffin') | The Hanged Man |
0.16 | 0.96 | Marmoset knock you out | The Hanged Man |
0.09 | 0.88 | Get yours fixed on Route 66 | The Hanged Man |
-0.15 | 1.39 | The feral cat in your petting zoo | The Hanged Man |
-0.16 | 0.95 | Tired RMCS meme #12,000, my slight variation | The Hanged Man |
-0.44 | 1.60 | The comic that will soon be deleted | The Hanged Man |
0.08 | 0.84 | Echidna candy store | The Hanged Man |
0.25 | 1.47 | Now Playing in New Orleans: Katrina and the Waves | The Hanged Man |
0.13 | 1.23 | Deadman don't wear khaki | The Hanged Man |
-0.10 | 1.50 | Suicide Is Brainless | The Hanged Man |
0.06 | 0.90 | Agouti gumdrops | The Hanged Man |
-0.02 | 0.82 | The inevitable return of garden weasels | The Hanged Man |
0.25 | 0.94 | Filet of Sole on Ice | The Hanged Man |
-0.21 | 1.44 | I want your socks (salvaged, original tag forgotten) | The Hanged Man |
-0.21 | 1.06 | Like Viagra for Floppy Disks, Unauthorized Take | The Hanged Man |
-0.18 | 1.42 | Waxing Poetic with the Other Hand, unauthorized riff | The Hanged Man |
0.41 | 1.14 | Red, White and Blue Cross | The Hanged Man |
0.56 | 1.69 | Pride and Extreme Prejudice, director's cut | The Hanged Man |
0.68 | 1.21 | That distinctive yip of feral poodles | The Hanged Man |
-0.03 | 1.21 | Riffin' a Platypussy (I only take credit for Johnny's last dialogue) | The Hanged Man |
0.35 | 1.14 | Origin of the Spices (unlicensed riff) | The Hanged Man |
0.14 | 1.21 | Mano a Mono | The Hanged Man |
-0.13 | 1.22 | That annoying inability to create a clever tagline | The Hanged Man |
-0.19 | 1.11 | I eat my peace with honor | The Hanged Man |
-0.12 | 0.84 | The unfinished jigsaw puzzle on your kitchen counter | The Hanged Man |
0.50 | 1.27 | The psychedelic hell of yellow bells | The Hanged Man |
0.28 | 0.77 | Knights in White, Satan (riffing) | The Hanged Man |
0.21 | 1.44 | Groucho the Marxman (riffin') | The Hanged Man |
-0.19 | 1.29 | In Excelsis Dayglo, unlicensed riff | The Hanged Man |
-0.27 | 0.61 | Daylight come and iguana go home | The Hanged Man |
0.06 | 1.03 | The mouse head in your buffalo wings | The Hanged Man |
-0.09 | 0.79 | Wheel of Fortune Favors the Bold | The Hanged Man |
0.04 | 1.59 | Little Debbie Does Dallas | The Hanged Man |
0.03 | 1.43 | Boom! Boom! Jake Del'Homme | The Hanged Man |
0.09 | 1.55 | Don't let the son go down on me | The Hanged Man |
-0.08 | 1.34 | Man or Aimee Mann? | The Hanged Man |
-0.07 | 0.90 | This tagline knows I'm a dork | The Hanged Man |
-0.13 | 1.49 | Make Your Own Dinner | The Hanged Man |
0.36 | 0.87 | Shrinking Violence | The Hanged Man |
0.16 | 0.88 | The black duck in your Mack Truck | The Hanged Man |
0.24 | 1.09 | Jaguarundi EmCee | The Hanged Man |
0.07 | 1.15 | All men by nature desire to, no? | The Hanged Man |
-0.16 | 1.20 | Semi-colonoscopy | The Hanged Man |
0.37 | 1.12 | Tales from the crips: Edited Open 23743 | The Light In Chains |
0.32 | 1.10 | Vague in the Hague | The Light In Chains |
0.40 | 1.02 | when a body meets a body passed out on rye | The Light In Chains |
0.15 | 1.50 | Lead lined charisma briefcase | The Light In Chains |
-0.01 | 0.87 | The Unlightable Business of Bears | The Light In Chains |
0.08 | 1.28 | Attr: E-mail doing the rounds | The Light In Chains |
0.20 | 1.45 | The mucous membrane of management (124) | The Light In Chains |
-0.71 | 1.35 | tropical no longer topical | The Light In Chains |
0.33 | 1.10 | Low-celestial spread | The Light In Chains |
-0.14 | 1.50 | the unorthodox likeness of bean | The Light In Chains |
-0.21 | 1.59 | Morning Radio gag steal | The Light In Chains |
0.65 | 1.38 | Whipped cream in the bloodstream | The Light In Chains |
0.68 | 1.25 | Crackuccino offers lifeline for caffeine intolerant | The Light In Chains |
0.39 | 0.96 | Hat tip to Achewood | The Light In Chains |
-0.17 | 1.46 | Spam on the lam, woah black betty | The Light In Chains |
0.28 | 0.88 | manson family ties | The Light In Chains |
-0.14 | 1.65 | Contains Nuts | The Light In Chains |
-0.42 | 1.19 | Nigh on wan Juan | The Light In Chains |
-0.22 | 1.39 | Habitat for you manatees | The Light In Chains |
0.39 | 1.40 | Crouching Tigger, Hidden Kanga | The Light In Chains |
-0.54 | 1.15 | Swait and Bitch | The Light In Chains |
0.09 | 1.07 | balance of power shower | The Light In Chains |
-0.06 | 1.24 | Open Edit 29514: The Scent of Burning Turkey on Thanksgiving Morning | The Light In Chains |
0.29 | 1.33 | the underpowered snowblower on comedy's driveway | The Light In Chains |
0.38 | 1.33 | Secrete, Santa | The Light In Chains |
-0.69 | 1.13 | Irritable Bowl Syndrome | The Light In Chains |
-0.07 | 0.91 | Blind man's buffy | The Light In Chains |
-0.20 | 1.29 | old gag, new trix | The Light In Chains |
-0.42 | 0.86 | race against thyme | The Light In Chains |
0.04 | 0.83 | This maglight goes in the dark (remix) | The Light In Chains |
0.00 | 1.15 | Bar Stool Sample | The Light In Chains |
1.24 | 1.52 | Damned if you doo-be-doo (do-over) | The Light In Chains |
0.40 | 1.03 | gag reflux | The Light In Chains |
0.12 | 1.34 | Biting the hand that feels you | The Light In Chains |
-0.44 | 1.24 | phillip glass half empty | The Light In Chains |
1.12 | 1.71 | It's not the whining, it's the taking part | The Light In Chains |
0.02 | 1.34 | everclearasil | The Light In Chains |
0.04 | 1.18 | Climate Controlled Substance (another attempt) | The Light In Chains |
-0.05 | 1.54 | Leggo my purse! (my attempt) | The Light In Chains |
0.47 | 1.22 | SUV Radiation | The Light In Chains |
-0.29 | 1.61 | Purge of Glurge (rewrite 2984) | The Light In Chains |
-0.11 | 1.10 | requiescat in pace car | The Light In Chains |
0.41 | 1.06 | Laissez les bon temps reprise | The Light In Chains |
0.31 | 1.18 | Salt in the womb | The Light In Chains |
-0.86 | 1.79 | The Where Bitch Project | The Light In Chains |
0.17 | 1.03 | A coffee break for Sisyphus | The Light In Chains |
0.24 | 1.12 | If I said you had a beautiful body would you dig it up and move it? | The Light In Chains |
-0.29 | 1.33 | It's not Rockette science | The Light In Chains |
0.67 | 2.04 | Snapping pennants over the napping penitents | The Light In Chains |
0.67 | 1.52 | damaged gods | The Light In Chains |
0.08 | 1.32 | Rickets in your pickets (rewrite) | The Light In Chains |
0.40 | 1.12 | backbeats for your sweetmeats | The Light In Chains |
-0.04 | 1.54 | Return of the fellowship of the attack of the spider-clones | The Light In Chains |
-0.48 | 1.22 | Toasted Cheesehead Sandwich | The Light In Chains |
0.43 | 1.08 | stain pimple toilets in concert | The Light In Chains |
-0.09 | 1.00 | Sea monkey do monkey | The Light In Chains |
1.14 | 1.74 | Simplify, Simplify, Semper Fi | The Light In Chains |
0.72 | 1.15 | Blame it on the boogeyman | The Light In Chains |
0.25 | 1.21 | the secret gordon | The Light In Chains |
0.98 | 1.75 | Bringing pufferfish to the potluck | The Light In Chains |
0.51 | 1.05 | All Dogs Go to Oven | The Light In Chains |
0.36 | 1.14 | Castor oil in your master coil (rewrite) | The Light In Chains |
-0.24 | 1.17 | West of the tacos | The Light In Chains |
0.98 | 1.27 | Stalking the wily meme | The Light In Chains |
-0.35 | 1.24 | Old school tae bo | The Light In Chains |
0.45 | 1.24 | Razing Alabama | The Light In Chains |
0.19 | 1.34 | time travel pair o' docs | The Light In Chains |
0.28 | 1.09 | The milk of human blindness | The Light In Chains |
0.91 | 1.15 | The Habbit: High and Back Again | The Light In Chains |
0.23 | 1.29 | kittens made into mittens | The Light In Chains |
0.42 | 1.36 | puts the oral in funeral (my take) | The Light In Chains |
1.03 | 1.71 | what goes up | The Light In Chains |
-0.03 | 1.09 | uranus staring induced brain damage (my take) | The Light In Chains |
-0.75 | 1.31 | The Earl-y bird gets eaten by worms | The Light In Chains |
0.54 | 1.27 | The Savoury Squeezings of Leftover Meat | The Light In Chains |
0.48 | 1.50 | Iraq my brains | The Light In Chains |
-0.69 | 1.85 | Rohypnol = one night stunned (21891; VX) | The Open Marauder |
0.31 | 1.61 | better late than... (11) | The Open Marauder |
-0.17 | 1.17 | maniacal moans from the morgue (21750; VX) | The Open Marauder |
0.10 | 1.27 | subliterate jests for itinerant guests (4041) | The Open Marauder |
0.19 | 1.07 | rotating the tires on the wheelbarrow of life (54664) | The Open Marauder |
-0.44 | 1.03 | here come the jallopies (4278) | The Open Marauder |
0.11 | 1.24 | invisible worm that needs to get sober (6030) | The Open Marauder |
-0.17 | 1.02 | it's a lateral growth (6426) | The Open Marauder |
-0.62 | 1.43 | Murmuring Muses of Mythos (41739 slight edit) | The Open Marauder |
-0.40 | 1.02 | Sucking the Creamy Goodness out of Life (5152; VX) | The Open Marauder |
-0.07 | 1.30 | with hands like this, who needs enemas? (6046) | The Open Marauder |
-0.18 | 1.50 | "Sine Qui Nine" Latin: gin, straight up. (2894) | The Open Marauder |
0.46 | 1.39 | just another manic mondale (5151) | The Open Marauder |
0.26 | 1.01 | marmite or marmots? you be the judge | The Open Marauder |
-0.44 | 1.74 | hung like a butterfly, sting like a bee (21680) | The Open Marauder |
0.22 | 1.30 | Liverpool Leprosy (1611) | The Open Marauder |
0.46 | 1.50 | Fruit of the Luminescent Fungus (55023; reposted by VX) | The Open Marauder |
0.38 | 1.62 | Jackhammer Back Massage (2002; reposted by VX) | The Open Marauder |
-0.16 | 1.26 | deadly evil death commando of destruction and death (4482) | The Open Marauder |
0.07 | 1.44 | Nine-Inch Nemesis (4040) | The Open Marauder |
-0.22 | 1.04 | a very parisian pigeon variety (5513) | The Open Marauder |
-0.20 | 1.31 | the fine citizens of mayberry (3329) | The Open Marauder |
0.20 | 1.37 | howard phillips lovekraftwerk (5719; reposted by VX) | The Open Marauder |
0.84 | 1.18 | Top Contender For Front Ender Fender Bender (54702) | The Open Marauder |
-0.10 | 1.00 | Now with 1/3 the calories (10) | The Open Marauder |
-0.68 | 1.33 | under my dead body (4195) | The Open Marauder |
-0.04 | 1.36 | Furniture Snorting and Your Teen (6163) | The Open Marauder |
0.59 | 1.09 | doomed from the start (6184) | The Open Marauder |
0.17 | 1.22 | Smite! (904) | The Open Marauder |
-0.23 | 1.07 | Diggin Superman T-Shirts (6056) | The Open Marauder |
0.45 | 1.34 | Kidney Porn (107) | The Open Marauder |
-0.07 | 1.62 | I can't help failing in love with you | therandomthink |
-0.03 | 1.07 | Do you love Britain? ASBO-fucking-lutely! | therandomthink |
0.07 | 1.03 | the great chops of Keops. | therandomthink |
-0.07 | 0.75 | The Temp-hole of Doom | therandomthink |
0.68 | 1.22 | laxative chocolates for compulsive eaters | therandomthink |
-0.16 | 1.95 | we seek... the holy quail | therandomthink |
0.12 | 1.17 | 2007 gargling world championships | therandomthink |
-0.04 | 1.01 | food for the glistening generations | therandomthink |
-0.42 | 1.58 | like chicken soup for the belly | therandomthink |
-0.06 | 1.32 | One Arquette steak; medium, rare | therandomthink |
0.50 | 0.83 | Pudding on the Ritz | therandomthink |
-0.04 | 1.09 | Hobbit forming | therandomthink |
-0.14 | 1.40 | I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for fiddling kids | therandomthink |
0.26 | 1.26 | Bum and Raisin? I scream! | therandomthink |
-0.14 | 1.65 | No more Mr. Lice guy | Thomas76H |
-0.17 | 1.11 | the very last burned hat of the day ever | todcra |
0.59 | 1.35 | The tip-off of an Emo Philips ripoff | todcra |
0.54 | 1.24 | The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Poached Again | todcra |
-0.28 | 0.95 | Paranoia is my only friend | todcra |
0.34 | 1.59 | Gangrene for the teens [Failed Audition Rewrite] | todcra |
0.36 | 1.31 | beef for keef | todcra |
-0.33 | 1.24 | Duct tape and tinted window special | todcra |
-0.04 | 1.37 | slack rodent motherfucker | todcra |
-0.50 | 1.33 | pencil test of the third best | todcra |
-0.04 | 1.24 | Forum Swipe: Dennis Conroy's "Turmoil at the Turnip Factory" | todcra |
0.13 | 1.44 | Feelings, now on sale | todcra |
-0.71 | 1.40 | the comic that's been sexed up by the government | Tom Swift |
-0.12 | 1.19 | beat your own meat | Tom Swift |
0.34 | 1.19 | Tequila Mockingbird | Tom Swift |
-0.56 | 1.41 | kangaroo court in session, Judge Skippy presiding | Tom Swift |
0.17 | 1.56 | My Big Fat Geek Wedding | Tom Swift |
-0.15 | 1.52 | raquet in your packet (my take) | Tom Swift |
-0.54 | 1.96 | vague in William Hague | Tom Swift |
0.13 | 1.14 | just like that | Tom Swift |
-0.09 | 1.74 | Le Pen est mightier than le sword | Tom Swift |
-1.22 | 1.49 | Tiggers With Attitude | Tom Swift |
0.28 | 1.52 | comedy set to warped factor 10 | Tom Swift |
0.22 | 1.30 | Dear RMCSers: I am God (reload) | Tom Swift |
-0.08 | 1.39 | one for the honey, two for the ho ho ho | Tom Swift |
0.16 | 1.28 | a whale is not a fish - it's an insect | Tom Swift |
-0.15 | 1.05 | building a nude world order | Tom Swift |
-0.06 | 1.26 | pump action pimp | Tom Swift |
-0.37 | 1.53 | the comic what I wrote on Wednesday | Tom Swift |
0.47 | 1.35 | free the Indy 500 | Tom Swift |
-0.08 | 1.38 | Dr Who's your daddy | Tom Swift |
0.62 | 1.56 | smells like white spirit | Tom Swift |
-0.12 | 1.44 | the diceman cometh | Tom Swift |
0.25 | 0.83 | sometimes you eat the meat, sometimes the meat eats you | Tom Swift |
0.25 | 1.32 | comic strip tease | Tom Swift |
-0.15 | 1.27 | you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bisexual made for two | Tom Swift |
0.08 | 1.20 | the wages of sin are $5 an hour plus tips | Tom Swift |
-0.30 | 1.25 | the one where Tom fixes the punctuation | Tom Swift |
0.63 | 0.96 | Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Gary Glitter | Tom Swift |
-0.16 | 0.93 | spanking the organ grinder | Tom Swift |
-0.08 | 1.32 | Angst in your pangst | TomSingleton |
-0.01 | 1.49 | Victor/Victoria's Secret | TomSingleton |
0.03 | 1.83 | Peni tenti non penitentpole | TomSingleton |
0.04 | 1.67 | Faster, killcat! Pussy! Pussy! | TomSingleton |
0.35 | 1.09 | cream of the crap | Torgo |
0.50 | 0.43 | the umpire strikes back | Torgo |
-0.04 | 0.80 | chestnuts from the chipmunk of trickery | Torgo |
0.01 | 0.83 | when nothing will do but the worst | Torgo |
-0.05 | 1.13 | the final dream of jean poutine (fixed) | Torgo |
0.14 | 1.07 | love in a time of food poisoning | Torgo |
0.23 | 1.25 | the withheld wages of sin | Torgo |
0.01 | 1.16 | life is just a bowl of cherry bombs (v. 2.1) | Torgo |
0.35 | 1.00 | filet klingon (open 34160) | Torgo |
-0.38 | 1.41 | gettin' the band back together | Torgo |
0.10 | 0.82 | the mealy-mouthed mutterer of miasmas | Torgo |
0.06 | 0.71 | the tiny hands of big brother | Torgo |
-0.19 | 1.16 | drowning in an empty bucket | Torgo |
-0.11 | 0.93 | Let it plead (my take, with permission) | Torgo |
0.89 | 0.83 | edmund mozzarella fitzgerald | Torgo |
-0.52 | 1.55 | the spontaneous combustion engine | Torgo |
-0.35 | 0.78 | under the cloaca of darkness | Torgo |
0.29 | 1.40 | from chadguay, with love (open 34163) | Torgo |
0.06 | 1.60 | official midsized car of the damned (2) | Torgo |
0.01 | 0.99 | pyromania for the dyslexic | Torgo |
0.59 | 1.03 | Driving with an expired license to kill | Torgo |
-0.22 | 1.14 | theory of the leisure-suit class | Torgo |
-0.34 | 1.38 | filmed in meat-o-vision | Torgo |
-0.32 | 2.21 | cabbages and kings | trick |
-0.56 | 1.75 | | twin4fifteez |
-0.45 | 1.47 | beer-soaked clothing in Las Vegas (NM) | twin4fifteez |
0.48 | 1.12 | kappa cow gang-purge | twin4fifteez |
0.07 | 1.18 | toluene in your fog machine | twin4fifteez |
0.15 | 1.00 | iambic rants in latex pants | twin4fifteez |
-0.26 | 1.41 | Dynamic Dogs Stealing from the Dinosaur Boneyard (III) | Unitarian Jihadist |
-0.23 | 1.43 | Awesome Avengers of Aging Aquifers | Unitarian Jihadist |
-0.33 | 1.47 | Giggling Gorillas on the Battlestar Galactica | Unitarian Jihadist |
-0.20 | 1.08 | Is it Just Dirt that Graveyard Gophers Vomit? (revised) | Unitarian Jihadist |
0.08 | 1.16 | heavy petting zoo | Vaca |
0.28 | 1.06 | scintilating sensation of anal abrasion, one more | Vaca |
0.00 | 1.09 | storming the white castle | Vaca |
0.48 | 1.02 | trains, planes, and automatons | Vaca |
0.14 | 1.37 | comedy's crawlspace | Vaca |
0.04 | 1.39 | the broken home stretch | Vaca |
0.22 | 0.99 | low blow job | Vaca |
0.07 | 1.28 | lemme give this shower thang a shot | Vaca |
-0.04 | 1.09 | the executioner's nasal whining | Vaca |
0.09 | 1.23 | burn baby burn (in my disco inferno) | Vaca |
-0.34 | 1.02 | dehancing the enhancement | Vaca |
0.25 | 1.30 | it's got a good beat and you can dance to it | Vaca |
0.68 | 1.14 | plaster disaster | Vaca |
0.10 | 1.29 | riddle me this, batman | Vaca |
0.06 | 1.31 | strong enough for a man, but made of a woman | Vaca |
-0.43 | 1.01 | greetings from the other side | Vaca |
-0.88 | 1.47 | goodnight, everybody! | Vaca |
0.02 | 0.83 | like a horse in a chicken suit | Vaca |
0.28 | 1.15 | comedy from beyond | Vaca |
-0.52 | 1.43 | low on life, but high on death | Vaca |
-0.12 | 1.48 | shaken not stirred | Vaca |
-0.11 | 1.27 | the bastard son of a thousand keanes, rewrite | Vaca |
0.27 | 1.27 | comedy saltmine | Vaca |
0.25 | 1.39 | the hangnail of comedy | Vaca |
0.07 | 1.11 | rolling down the river of blood II | Vaca |
0.52 | 1.14 | your reptilian ancestor, edit | Vaca |
0.29 | 1.50 | from the plate to the toilet | Vaca |
0.84 | 1.51 | the bukkake of comedy | Vaca |
-0.18 | 0.92 | a spirtual salve for a mental abrasion | Vaca |
0.00 | 1.04 | somewhere between sesame and elm streets | Vaca |
0.28 | 1.09 | evil to the corps | Vaca |
0.16 | 1.17 | a pound of flesh | Vaca |
0.56 | 1.40 | popping up for air and nachos | Vaca |
-0.09 | 1.46 | this space intentionally left blank | Vaca |
0.11 | 1.22 | dare to be diffident | Vaca |
0.52 | 1.15 | delusions of adequacy | Vaca |
-0.06 | 1.33 | is it gonna be you and me forever? (oh oh oh) | Vaca |
0.11 | 1.00 | an affair to remember for the syphillis | Vaca |
-0.11 | 1.45 | touch me I'm Dick | Vaca |
1.18 | 1.76 | the toothbrush in your candy stash | Vaca |
0.01 | 1.72 | break me off a piece of that kitty kat | Vaca |
-0.04 | 0.96 | the del mcfury band | Vaca |
-0.45 | 1.15 | moo-ve along | Vaca |
0.39 | 1.53 | the pasta for your rasta | Vaca |
-0.25 | 1.47 | in the news | Vaca |
0.16 | 0.89 | hocking up a loogy of love | Vaca |
-0.18 | 1.27 | paging doctor dubious | Vaca |
-0.02 | 1.50 | newly reformulated and lemony-fresh | Vaca |
-0.06 | 1.25 | the baby in the bathwater | Vaca |
-1.26 | 1.68 | satan's private messenger | Vaca |
-1.28 | 1.07 | Two Headed Manboy | Vaca |
-0.19 | 1.24 | it's all downhill from here | Vaca |
-0.08 | 1.13 | harry potter and the anal intruder | Vaca |
0.14 | 1.34 | trembling before zod | Vaca |
0.02 | 0.90 | the other white powder | Vaca |
0.08 | 1.26 | belle and sebastian bach | Vaca |
0.67 | 1.26 | the cruel crawling foam | Vaca |
0.06 | 1.60 | faster than a bursting aneurysm | Vaca |
-0.45 | 1.90 | the fox and the honda (clarification) | Vaca |
-0.04 | 0.76 | new god ultra for cleaner souls | Vaca |
0.23 | 1.19 | three dog fight (edit) | Vaca |
0.27 | 1.41 | the five-egg comedy omelette | Vaca |
-0.64 | 1.65 | weekend throwaway | Vaca |
-0.21 | 1.39 | moral compass gone awry | Vaca |
0.11 | 0.95 | episode VI: return of the jabberwocky | Vaca |
-0.29 | 0.76 | crumbs of the universe | Vaca |
0.13 | 1.37 | winnie the pimp | Vaca |
0.77 | 1.21 | blocking insanity as your mind looks for an open receiver | Vaca |
0.24 | 1.09 | kneeling before the lord, and swallowing | Vaca |
0.14 | 1.15 | a cry for attention | Vaca |
-0.02 | 1.24 | a cabinet of dunces | Vaca |
-0.60 | 1.21 | killing you softly (no song neccesary) | Vaca |
-0.19 | 1.52 | talk to the elbow (the hand's not listening) [spellcheck] | Vaca |
0.58 | 1.32 | the bleeding abcess on the gums of comedy | Vaca |
0.09 | 1.53 | on the gravy train, but seated in the snot caboose | Vaca |
0.36 | 1.15 | here's looking at you, KITT | Vaca |
0.46 | 1.25 | hillbilly's souffle | Vaca |
-0.02 | 1.18 | gazing into the void and laughing | Vaca |
0.40 | 1.03 | retro futurism | Vaca |
-0.04 | 1.15 | the white elephant of comedy | Vaca |
-0.24 | 2.13 | Ooo! That smarts (Vaca). | Vaca |
-0.11 | 1.16 | food stamp act | Vaca |
0.23 | 1.07 | receding ass hair line | Vaca |
0.27 | 1.33 | we'll always have parasites | Vaca |
0.30 | 1.16 | comes in your mouth, not in your hands | Vaca |
0.11 | 1.12 | ecce homogenous (wrong bark right tree) | Vaca |
-0.36 | 1.48 | danger kitten | Vaca |
1.36 | 1.71 | and your little dog, too | Vaca |
-0.24 | 1.21 | your comedy epidural | Vaca |
-0.30 | 0.85 | forces of dumbness | Vaca |
0.86 | 1.32 | the contagion spreads inexorably | Vaca |
-0.01 | 1.13 | dude, let's get a band together (rewrite) | Vaca |
0.36 | 1.22 | born to run in terror | Vaca |
0.08 | 1.32 | the pork side of the moon | Vaca |
-0.16 | 1.17 | trickle-down urinomics | Vaca |
0.85 | 1.36 | burning the night away | Vaca |
0.26 | 1.41 | tequlia mockingbird (vaca, for the hell of it) | Vaca |
0.31 | 1.26 | speak softly and carry a big bullhorn | Vaca |
0.25 | 1.28 | the unholy spirit | Vaca |
0.13 | 0.94 | the tremulous heights of inanity | Vaca |
-0.14 | 1.65 | leave 'em alone, williams? | Vaca |
0.31 | 1.37 | the deep, dark, pathetic secret | Vaca |
0.19 | 1.16 | a humorous salve for your genital dandruff | Vaca |
0.24 | 1.33 | row row row your bloat, vaca | Vaca |
-0.09 | 1.34 | the unfortunate fellatio | Vaca |
-0.38 | 1.03 | toe cheese whiz | Vaca |
0.10 | 1.32 | a million tiny voices demanding to be heard | Vaca |
-0.16 | 1.02 | small time duck dealer | Vaca |
0.28 | 1.23 | my kingdom for a couple bucks | Vaca |
0.56 | 1.09 | dancing to that apocalypso beat | Vaca |
0.24 | 1.28 | the bridgework of miami-dade county | Vaca |
-0.08 | 1.25 | putting the "fun" in "unfunny" (grammar check) | Vaca |
0.46 | 1.17 | rock over london, rock on chicago | Vaca |
-0.07 | 1.31 | the 72 ounce man-syrup slurpee | Vaca |
-0.05 | 1.33 | do the vroom-vroom | Vaca |
0.32 | 1.28 | the eight track of destiny | Vaca |
-0.42 | 1.36 | soaring on the wings of desire | Vaca |
-0.15 | 1.31 | Postcard From the Abyss Saying "Wish You Were Here" | Valseregwen |
0.54 | 1.24 | Fruit of the Luminescent Fugus (redo) | Valseregwen |
-0.09 | 0.93 | 60-Hertz Fandango (learned to count) | Valseregwen |
0.29 | 0.94 | Small. Rabbit. Kebabs. | Valseregwen |
-0.09 | 1.17 | employee picnic at the waste-treatment plant | Valseregwen |
-0.39 | 1.16 | If you've got the clap and you know it... | Valseregwen |
-0.38 | 1.41 | supposed former incubation junkie | Veep |
-0.16 | 1.63 | shake me, bake me, rack me, smack me | Veep |
-0.21 | 1.45 | the color of pain | Veep |
-0.57 | 1.63 | teacher's pet | Veep |
0.26 | 1.36 | the refuse I can't refuse | Veep |
1.27 | 2.28 | dangerous lesions | Veep |
0.35 | 1.37 | hot blooded | Veep |
-0.38 | 1.39 | idea by karen | Veep |
0.56 | 1.57 | Sucking the marrow out of life | Veep |
0.08 | 0.99 | hot cross buns of steel | Vitamin X |
0.11 | 0.80 | life's a stage and we're all in the caste (rewrite) | Vitamin X |
-0.04 | 1.19 | billy barty pity party | Vitamin X |
0.25 | 1.10 | in lieu of sleep, write comics | Vitamin X |
-0.01 | 1.61 | how do you solve a problem like pyorrhea? | Vitamin X |
0.32 | 1.27 | impeding the flow of conversation | Vitamin X |
0.06 | 1.54 | postal worker contracts dreaded "basket full of puppies" | Vitamin X |
0.01 | 1.28 | a home-grown tasochism mango | Vitamin X |
-0.02 | 1.11 | misery loves chachi | Vitamin X |
0.02 | 1.40 | tawana told a fib | Vitamin X |
0.02 | 0.86 | goodbye to ro-mans | Vitamin X |
-0.32 | 1.35 | dreams with shark meat | Vitamin X |
0.02 | 2.30 | snorkling in jello (Open 21789 - no author equals public domain) | Vitamin X |
0.17 | 1.57 | ventilated hush money | Vitamin X |
0.25 | 1.72 | vitameatavegaministry | Vitamin X |
0.13 | 1.59 | bombs over baghead | Vitamin X |
-0.11 | 1.98 | the escape clause in your suicide pact | Vitamin X |
0.13 | 1.38 | venus infers (ermine remix) | Vitamin X |
0.37 | 1.77 | touched by an anvil (valenti mix) | Vitamin X |
0.02 | 1.82 | it's raining fish on prom night | Vitamin X |
-0.13 | 1.49 | the grape-nuts of wrath | Vitamin X |
-0.02 | 1.28 | slings and eros | Vitamin X |
0.21 | 1.90 | a little bit o' jericho by my side | Vitamin X |
-0.02 | 1.81 | philadelphia freedom fighters | Vitamin X |
0.08 | 1.17 | the clapper for your crapper | Vitamin X |
0.32 | 1.01 | the soft squish of mind grapes | Vitamin X |
-0.07 | 1.27 | ralph bellamy salute | Vitamin X |
-0.02 | 1.50 | international house of panhandling 2.0 | Vitamin X |
0.42 | 1.98 | the guns n' roses circus sideshow | Vitamin X |
0.02 | 1.39 | isn't it bionic? | Vitamin X |
-0.32 | 1.22 | mock war in the sock drawer | Vitamin X |
0.68 | 1.46 | Postmortemism | Vorro |
0.12 | 1.45 | Dairy air from your derriere | Vorro |
0.21 | 1.31 | nosecandyland | Vorro |
-0.03 | 1.16 | Brought to you by 2 doses of Vicks NyQuil | Vorro |
0.03 | 1.37 | Cabinet meating | Vorro |
-0.10 | 1.70 | teen esprit de corps | Vorro |
0.43 | 0.93 | bubonic colonic | Vorro |
0.44 | 1.20 | Tequila Mockingbird (Vorro's going to hell Remix) | Vorro |
0.11 | 1.51 | We all live in a Meatball Submarine | Vorro |
0.17 | 1.45 | The Dukes of Earl | Vorro |
-0.04 | 0.91 | Larva lamps grow into glow-bugs | Vorro |
0.05 | 1.40 | Yellow snow bunnies | Vorro |
0.08 | 1.39 | Charles Monroe | Vorro |
0.27 | 1.08 | OU8UB402 | Vorro |
0.74 | 1.70 | Atlas Farted | Vorro |
0.08 | 1.05 | Munckins Worked the Poppy Fields of Oz | Wags |
0.49 | 1.09 | Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Homicidal | Wags |
-0.27 | 0.60 | solo me-o | Wags |
0.06 | 1.08 | Fraternities are all Greek to me | Wags |
0.43 | 1.16 | Parting Shot | Wags |
0.21 | 1.27 | Hybrid cars go both ways | Wags |
0.31 | 1.04 | Exhibitionists only buy pants that are half off. | Wags |
-0.43 | 0.86 | Seven Habits of Effectively High People (v. 2) | Wags |
0.09 | 0.91 | Was Sanka served on the Titanic? | Wags |
-0.20 | 1.29 | Inbreeding = Sexual Relations (v.3) | Wags |
-0.16 | 1.21 | Trainwreck on a one-track mind | Wags |
-0.19 | 1.09 | Mob hits are a Gang Bang | Wags |
0.16 | 1.24 | You don't say... | Wags |
-0.22 | 1.05 | The Devil Went Down In Georgette (v.3) | Wags |
0.27 | 0.75 | doo-doo in your underoos | Wags |
0.13 | 1.00 | Busier than the Lost-n-Found at a Leper Colony. | Wags |
-0.04 | 1.10 | Carpools Cause Flooded Engines (v.2) | Wags |
0.10 | 1.00 | Do Midgets Ride the Short Bus? | Wags |
0.29 | 1.28 | Dust Bunnies are Low Maintenance Pets | Wags |
-0.25 | 0.96 | Rocky Road for the Good Humor Man | Wags |
0.05 | 1.00 | You say shalom, I say slalom | Wags |
0.20 | 0.79 | Peek-a-boo in the ICU | Wags |
-0.49 | 1.28 | Stop Staring At My Spice Rack | Wags |
-0.05 | 0.86 | Like Water Wings on a Duck | Wags |
-0.32 | 0.97 | There's no P in my ool. | Wags |
-0.36 | 0.98 | Hybrid cars go both ways (v. 2) | Wags |
-0.22 | 1.11 | More No-Shows than a Death Row Reunion Party (final cut) | Wags |
0.29 | 1.07 | Bedpan Cooking Set (v. 2) | Wags |
0.32 | 0.57 | In Godzilla We Trust (riffing) | Wags |
0.55 | 1.30 | What's the frequency, Kenneth? | Wags |
0.08 | 0.95 | Why Do Parrots Mock Me? | Wags |
0.44 | 1.62 | The Solar Eclipse is a Cover-Up | Wags |
0.24 | 0.80 | Musicians prefer the rhythm method | Wags |
0.11 | 0.91 | Federal Agents do it undercover (grammar enhanced) | Wags |
0.29 | 0.99 | Bringing a knife to a thermo-nuclear war | Wags |
-0.36 | 1.40 | The Zodiac Killer Drove a Taurus | Wags |
-0.28 | 0.82 | Close Encounters of the Harassment Kind | Wags |
0.00 | 1.00 | This Gnu for Hire (reloaded) | Wags |
-0.28 | 1.54 | beef tongue | Wags |
0.02 | 0.97 | Is It Me, Or Am I Self-Centered? | Wags |
0.05 | 0.75 | Pinching a Sugarloaf | Wags |
0.29 | 0.80 | The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly in Spain...Duh | Wags |
-0.21 | 1.23 | The weather is here, wish you were beautiful | Wags |
-0.55 | 1.28 | Is a white cocaine user a crack cracker? | Wags |
-0.40 | 1.21 | Like viagra for floppy disks (v. 2) | Wags |
-1.89 | 1.27 | Fall up, go MOOB | Wasaabi |
-0.20 | 1.60 | Tiger By The Testes | Wendigo |
-0.34 | 1.39 | Non-Fairy Creamer | Wendigo |
-0.15 | 1.22 | floss for your other cavities (redux; original concept) | Wolfrick |
0.08 | 1.20 | bicycle inner-tube patch recycler (my Open #44810) | Wolfrick |
0.73 | 1.26 | Cthulhu's table linen (My Open#44645) | Wolfrick |
-0.13 | 1.55 | I milk you, Hateman Dan (c.f. open 37887) | Xopher |
-0.66 | 1.22 | Public Urination--2nd Offense | Xopher |
-0.02 | 1.58 | Putting the Dog in Doggerel | Xopher |
-0.16 | 1.21 | The Other Red Meat | Xopher |
-0.16 | 0.97 | spanking you in advance | Xopher |
0.19 | 1.30 | like trying to imagine your granny masturbating | Xopher |
0.10 | 1.19 | Drawing circles with an Etch-a-Sketch (refurbished) | Xopher |
-0.32 | 1.26 | Young Dan, or Extenuating Circumstances - Take 2 | Xopher |
-0.18 | 1.29 | Must a comic strip have a tagline? | Xopher |
0.01 | 1.18 | bitters for the bitter | Xopher |
0.48 | 1.31 | an ever-fixed skidmark | Xopher |
0.06 | 1.91 | Church of the Seventh-Day Defeatists | Xopher |
0.77 | 1.30 | Like Water for Postum (open #37890) | Xopher |
-0.28 | 1.22 | what kind of kids eat armour plating? | Zeener Diode |
0.65 | 1.11 | tainted with oil | Zeener Diode |
0.31 | 0.83 | montessori's revenge | Zeener Diode |
-0.18 | 1.16 | how much is that doggie on the griddle (with a nod to DG) | Zeener Diode |
-0.58 | 0.88 | available with four easy spinal installments | Zeener Diode |
0.08 | 0.83 | the pumice in your pomeade (part II) | Zeener Diode |
-0.18 | 0.89 | on the heels of oblivion | Zeener Diode |
0.35 | 0.96 | writhing to the oldies | Zeener Diode |
-0.16 | 1.22 | frozen custard's last stand | Zeener Diode |
0.12 | 0.96 | a jubilant chorus of barking shins (rewrite) | Zeener Diode |
-0.44 | 0.75 | The bouyant hopes of the damned | Zeener Diode |
-0.14 | 1.35 | catch a tv star and put him in your freezer | Zeener Diode |
0.12 | 0.82 | tales to make Walt Disney's head spin in his bell jar | Zeener Diode |
0.08 | 1.54 | Boo says...What??? | zenmaster |
-0.16 | 1.58 | chevy vague | zenmaster |
0.20 | 1.34 | veterinary incontinence | zenmaster |
0.17 | 1.49 | chipmunks roasting on an open pyre | zenmaster |
0.02 | 1.41 | grown up klismaphilia list | zenmaster |
-0.48 | 1.49 | lint emitting diode | zenmaster |
0.33 | 1.46 | blender bender rerender | zenmaster |
0.06 | 1.14 | alas, babble | zenmaster |
0.05 | 1.15 | Just Say Gnaw. | zenmaster |
-0.12 | 1.31 | pompano circumstance | zenmaster |
-0.23 | 0.84 | mangling participles | zenmaster |
-0.20 | 1.58 | Bisquick in my BIOS | zenmaster |
-0.75 | 1.95 | Since you're crazy, can we see your nuts? | zenmaster |
0.21 | 1.36 | mutatis mutandis | zenmaster |
0.22 | 1.71 | mission imperceptible | zenmaster |