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Score	SDev	Tagline	Author
0.13	0.99	Sleeping with the Enemy's Mother	ACog
-0.45	1.31	Hitchhiking the road to distraction (Slight Reprise)	ACog
0.54	1.03	Lovin' the Time of Cholera	ACog
0.14	1.31	The sweet relief of uncomfortable silences (Open #59236)	ACog
0.95	1.10	Unidentified crying object	ACog
-0.07	1.52	Hitchhiking the road to distraction	ACog
0.10	0.91	A tongue bath for your soul (Open #58926)	ACog
-0.44	1.33	The overripe fruit of my loins	ACog
-0.17	1.18	Something sour in your succulents	ACog
0.08	0.94	combing the hairline of the desert	Afgncaap
-0.30	1.26	The comic that remakes fluffy bunnies	Afgncaap
-0.04	1.29	Antlers in the Treetop, by Hugoo Stamoose.	Afgncaap
-0.06	1.24	Hail to the Petey!	Afgncaap
0.02	1.34	Open 5936: Stamp collecting on Park Place	Afgncaap
0.12	1.49	Pete Petey McPetepete, Leader of the Pete Brigade	Afgncaap
-0.03	1.29	Filling Exuberance with Rich, Creamy Ovaltine	Afgncaap
-0.19	1.37	Tie me up and call me spanky!	Afgncaap
-0.11	1.18	Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Petey Tonight!	Afgncaap
-0.28	0.67	Styrofoam Plantation Connection	Afgncaap
0.07	1.22	Meet the last of the Petey tags	Afgncaap
-0.19	1.26	The comic that destroys peace	Afgncaap
-0.03	1.34	kafkaesque metastasis	Afgncaap
-0.03	1.26	Yo! Uninteresting Oxymorons Inspire Edifying Axioms	Afgncaap
-0.12	1.19	sweating bullets, dropping bombs	Afgncaap
-0.33	1.15	soporific exhalation	Afgncaap
-0.14	1.56	Open 6099: X-men!	Afgncaap
0.05	1.15	Jack Palance Palace: accentless version.	Afgncaap
0.38	1.33	Swirling Evanescence on the Pimple of the Butt of Life	Afgncaap
-0.74	1.45	i'm meow meow henrietta lollipop	Afgncaap
0.01	1.29	Favorite mortuaries stop 1: Toledo.	Afgncaap
-0.11	1.24	This is NOT funny!	Afgncaap
-0.09	1.38	Mr. Petey, in the Redux, with the cheese slicer	Afgncaap
0.26	1.00	Ooo! That smarts.	Afgncaap
-0.14	1.23	The Petey goes marching over the hill, hurrah!	Afgncaap
-0.15	1.51	time for toffee calk	Alice From Hell
0.30	1.31	snide remarks goeth before a fall {my take on 6196}	Alice From Hell
-0.25	1.39	Coat-hanger baby-shower gift.	Alice From Hell
0.14	1.61	Walking round in women's underwear.	Alice From Hell
0.36	1.90	Climbing the herikostaidernomatonn	Andrea.B.Previtera
-2.00	1.96	Ethereal perturbations in my beer bottle and my square root	Andrea.B.Previtera
0.27	1.10	may we do with?	Andrew K Suber
-0.11	1.37	silky anger (rewrite)	Andrew K Suber
0.35	1.38	felonious monk	Andrew K Suber
0.03	1.36	chinese chuck-a-luck	Andrew K Suber
-0.03	1.07	voyage au bout de la nuit	Andrew K Suber
0.82	1.27	tingleberry tackle box	Andrew K Suber
0.37	1.28	as rich as croesus, with twice the calories	anvilingus
0.67	1.32	extended wear contact high (modified open 62564)	anvilingus
-0.09	0.80	humor with a genocide quoi	anvilingus
0.25	1.00	you got your blood typo in my nap sack	anvilingus
-0.06	1.35	drinking down the duodenal drip	B. Butros Ghali
0.19	1.58	Hornier than Thou	B. Butros Ghali
-0.38	1.15	Have a nagila	B. Butros Ghali
-0.33	1.22	Hong Kong is for Honkeys	B. Butros Ghali
0.01	1.52	sexual intellectuals: fucking know-it-alls	B. Butros Ghali
0.05	1.11	Chattanooga cheshire chimichanga	BagHead
0.12	1.30	Crumpled can in the recycle bin of comedy	BagHead
-0.17	1.36	Pond scum on the surface of the mind	BagHead
0.71	1.22	Best weed in the shire	BagHead
0.29	1.29	Meet your own build (revised)	BagHead
0.12	0.73	Flowers for alger hiss	BagHead
0.25	0.90	Giving the finger is just cursive handwriting (open 16131)	BagHead
0.31	1.32	I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom (Open 13831)	BagHead
0.18	1.30	Llama ha (the original clown comic)	BagHead
0.12	1.15	Hungry hungry hippies (REVISED)	BagHead
0.83	1.17	50 credit hours in collage	BagHead
0.09	1.22	Jurassic park 4: in space	BagHead
0.68	1.41	Ooh, he's got a chubby tumtum	BagHead
0.19	1.15	First round draft pick for world war 3	BagHead
1.18	1.54	Hulk just want to GET SMASHED	BagHead
0.61	0.95	Temporary inanity	BagHead
0.37	1.24	The gnome is named Tony Lonelyhearts	BagHead
0.24	1.40	I put the F-U in fun (open 15195)	BagHead
0.17	1.14	The rise and fall of third bass	BagHead
0.12	1.16	90 percent of everything is lovely	BagHead
0.29	1.32	There's a dead man on the other end of this megaphone	BagHead
0.19	1.48	Now is the time for all good men to jump over the lazy dog	BagHead
0.06	1.32	Who is kaiser permanente?	BagHead
0.28	1.30	There's a tractor on my balls	BagHead
-0.12	1.12	Civilization and its malcontents	BagHead
0.21	1.24	My name is ozzy osbourne, king of kings	BagHead
0.18	1.14	Atomically correct	BagHead
0.03	1.54	Me lie about my lai	BagHead
0.32	1.22	Stripey pygmy zebra molluscs	BagHead
0.08	1.18	Job deities include walking the god	BagHead
0.46	1.34	Latest rearrangement of puccini's greatest hits	BagHead
0.10	1.32	Gorillas in the canadian mist (fixed)	BagHead
0.37	1.21	It's an office in a submarine (Open 15133)	BagHead
0.16	1.23	Redone skidmarks on the kitchen floor	BagHead
-0.04	1.18	You know, frederic fucking chopin	BagHead
-0.01	1.07	Blowing one note on your own horn	BagHead
0.20	0.99	That halibut was good enough for jehovah	BagHead
0.19	1.11	A mongoose on the backside	BagHead
0.46	1.21	Raiders of the lost arkansas (open 12017)	BagHead
0.30	1.27	That's one large french fry	BagHead
0.07	0.82	Sw-swe-sweet can (reposted from the big crash)	BagHead
0.37	1.16	Messily we masticate	BagHead
0.36	1.17	Zoot suit scoot boogie	BagHead
0.02	1.28	Inspected by number 9...number 9...	BagHead
0.43	1.11	Spanking the baboon's bottom	BagHead
0.32	1.10	Stuck in a runaway grocery cart	BagHead
0.69	1.35	Billy bass boat	BagHead
0.17	1.02	Minnie mouse gets slipped a mickey (Open 13832)	BagHead
0.41	1.09	Bad habit for humanity	BagHead
0.38	1.01	Throwing up in the bullpen	BagHead
-0.22	1.17	64 slices of american pie	BagHead
0.31	1.31	Do androids dream of electric boogaloo?	BagHead
-0.15	1.21	Build your own damn meat	BagHead
-0.08	1.29	A square pig in a round hole	BagHead
-0.05	1.08	Groggy as a pirate	BagHead
0.33	1.31	If the baby doesn't like the milk, you should boil it	BagHead
0.03	1.01	Happiness is a wiggly ferret	BagHead
0.08	1.14	Damn her lewd minks (open 15085)	BagHead
0.34	1.05	You know, ze monkey schtuff	BagHead
0.58	1.18	Sic semper tyrannosaurus	BagHead
0.80	1.39	I got two zebras for christmas	BagHead
0.52	1.63	You're gonna be having dinner with Groucho	BagHead
0.26	1.29	Tonto es muy inteligente (reworded by suggestion)	BagHead
0.16	1.28	The agony and, well, the agony	BagHead
0.47	0.94	Vanilla thunder and spleen boy	BagHead
0.08	0.96	I fondle the body electric	BagHead
0.18	1.02	Trout streams and other urological conditions	BagHead
-0.14	1.06	The show about nothing	BagHead
-0.06	1.22	The fearsome scream of the mountain loin	BagHead
0.08	1.25	There's a revised pantoum in your sestina	BagHead
0.13	1.46	The secret of acronym (open 25525)	BagHead
0.35	1.12	Baby baboon meets his dream girl (REVISED)	BagHead
-0.15	1.32	Parabolic Mike Brady (revised)	Ballpein
0.11	1.11	artery party	Ballpein
-0.32	1.21	Oxycontin moron	Ballpein
0.30	1.13	sara bellum's logic	Ballpein
-0.25	1.07	the comic halo that goes over your head	Bernt Pancreas
0.07	1.22	caress of heel	Bernt Pancreas
0.93	1.48	singing pentagram	Bernt Pancreas
0.18	0.98	exodus from 2 party voting: ralph seder	Bernt Pancreas
-0.26	1.47	chamberpot music	Bernt Pancreas
-0.02	1.04	grandma got bent over by a reindeer	Bernt Pancreas
0.10	0.93	nosferatu's monster.com listing	Bernt Pancreas
0.14	1.17	somewhere over the oxbow incident	Bernt Pancreas
0.02	0.92	eight track mind	Bernt Pancreas
0.50	1.41	23 December 2020: the year megahal became self-aware	Bernt Pancreas
0.05	0.99	dirty laundry for your moral quandry	Bernt Pancreas
-0.15	1.18	put your hand in the fan of the man that passes water	Bernt Pancreas
0.09	1.33	dear ambien	Bernt Pancreas
1.21	1.66	The Agony and the X-Box	Bernt Pancreas
0.24	1.40	a goose walking across your gravy	Bernt Pancreas
-0.02	1.53	the steaming mug of earl: gray, hot	Bernt Pancreas
-0.19	1.24	whither hur hur?	Bernt Pancreas
0.21	1.20	iron cross buns of steel	Bernt Pancreas
0.10	1.22	the spellchecked comic for farklemtomaniacs	Bernt Pancreas
0.60	0.96	Winchester Catheterization	Bernt Pancreas
-0.35	1.29	I wear green on the outside because I feel minty on the inside	Bernt Pancreas
0.34	1.26	Glengary, Glen Campbell	Bernt Pancreas
0.64	1.18	who run bartertown?	Bernt Pancreas
0.22	1.26	annoying anointment (gtd stylee)	Bernt Pancreas
0.29	0.94	the berber of Negril	Bernt Pancreas
0.18	1.12	springheel jack of all trades	Bernt Pancreas
0.02	1.13	lymphy, the little monorail with mononucleosis(45444)	Bernt Pancreas
0.54	1.17	don't fear the reeperbahn	Bernt Pancreas
0.63	0.81	alexei sayles tax	Bernt Pancreas
0.52	1.48	merkin she wrote	Bernt Pancreas
0.58	0.98	when a man loves a wombat (not asleep)	Bernt Pancreas
0.45	1.13	milkwalking the green mile	Bernt Pancreas
0.42	1.00	cutty sark fist of removal	Bernt Pancreas
0.27	1.07	the cat in the hat comes back with ear mites	Bernt Pancreas
0.17	1.54	Tequila Mockingbird (Bernt by hellfire)	Bernt Pancreas
0.06	1.36	rotten to the coroner (by suggestion)	Bernt Pancreas
0.24	0.92	ass tricks and oboe licks (tks, DG)	Bernt Pancreas
0.57	1.16	myanmar shave	Bernt Pancreas
-0.16	1.45	open 9480: suppurating blisterpacks of fun	Bernt Pancreas
-0.05	1.44	samhain I am	Bernt Pancreas
0.47	1.36	the lazy dog builds a better fox trap	Bernt Pancreas
0.28	1.21	No rest for the Denis Leary (by suggestion)	Bernt Pancreas
-0.17	0.87	teh comic si leet liek jeffk	Bernt Pancreas
0.65	1.41	humor expectorant (spellcheck)	Bernt Pancreas
0.93	1.35	vaya con game	Bernt Pancreas
-0.01	1.16	litter swill to wallow	Bernt Pancreas
0.37	1.03	glovebox hero	Bernt Pancreas
0.27	1.08	defunct debauchery (Pancreatic build)	Bernt Pancreas
0.57	1.33	incensed and pepper sprayed	Bernt Pancreas
0.20	1.19	who wants to swallow a millipede	Bernt Pancreas
-0.44	0.96	exhumed:now with added hubris	Bernt Pancreas
0.64	1.47	the eyes of Blistex are upon you	Bernt Pancreas
-0.08	0.95	bottle warmer for cold drunks	Bernt Pancreas
-0.08	1.42	the hanging nads of the business world	Bernt Pancreas
0.29	1.12	if funny is power, then a slave am I	Bernt Pancreas
0.47	1.14	testicles swollen with pride	Bernt Pancreas
0.47	1.15	mayonaise-filled pinata	Bernt Pancreas
-0.19	1.34	german rodent nibbles tires: deflator maus	Bernt Pancreas
-0.05	1.28	wet blanket party	Bernt Pancreas
0.53	1.29	tactile rorschach test	Bernt Pancreas
0.55	1.28	the expansion and collapse of the accordian empire	Bernt Pancreas
0.14	1.45	running to the beating of a different bully	Bernt Pancreas
0.65	1.57	a momentary lack of riesling	Bernt Pancreas
-0.97	1.45	exhumed: fatty arbuckle takes the pepsi challenge	Bernt Pancreas
0.02	1.37	ride a cock horse to st. andrew's cross	Bernt Pancreas
-0.12	1.44	and the dreidel will rock	Bernt Pancreas
0.25	1.06	offering humanitarian slingblade	Bernt Pancreas
0.06	1.07	look before you leak	Bernt Pancreas
0.40	1.37	Open 9554: refreshing Necro Wafers	Bernt Pancreas
0.30	1.50	whatever happened to chasey lain?	Bernt Pancreas
0.21	1.27	Slipped Discworld	Bernt Pancreas
0.09	1.09	drumstick puppet theatre	Bernt Pancreas
-0.25	1.23	enya face	Bernt Pancreas
0.45	1.20	oh my god, it's full of porn stars (with clown)	Bernt Pancreas
0.11	0.98	alice in wonderbra	Bernt Pancreas
0.11	1.23	a little sumpin' sump pump	Bernt Pancreas
0.27	1.48	With a Lever 2000 big enough, I could lather the world(revis)	Bernt Pancreas
0.34	1.18	all agog over leapfrog again	Bernt Pancreas
-0.16	0.94	angels with dirty feces	Bernt Pancreas
0.61	1.02	single cel phoned organisms	Bernt Pancreas
0.93	1.73	silly-string theory	Bernt Pancreas
0.30	1.27	with 27 percent more Urkel	Bernt Pancreas
0.51	1.20	lincoln logs for stinkin' hogs	Bernt Pancreas
0.24	1.33	Open 9594: Night of the Living Dead Horse	Bernt Pancreas
0.39	0.88	spleeny: spleenlike, or pertaining to the spleen	Bernt Pancreas
0.05	1.25	rage against mister clean	Bernt Pancreas
-0.16	1.83	bacitracin paper	Bernt Pancreas
-0.13	1.17	how's your sister? can I put my fern in her smock?	Bernt Pancreas
0.23	1.07	soldier of fortune cookie (revisited)	Bernt Pancreas
0.18	1.08	psychobabble and the forty peeves	Bernt Pancreas
0.06	1.06	hacking your hand off for the flying car	Bernt Pancreas
0.28	1.20	the comic equivalent of a cherry bomb taped to your forehead	Bernt Pancreas
0.83	1.12	ending your banging with a whimper	Bernt Pancreas
0.30	1.36	epoch eclipse	Bernt Pancreas
0.17	1.12	open45508: ed burns when I pee (yes it's mine)	Bernt Pancreas
-0.04	1.42	christopher walken on sunshine blotter	Bernt Pancreas
0.23	1.36	per diem for your perineum	Bernt Pancreas
0.11	1.10	mr. mxyzptlk gets diagnosed with dyslexia	Bernt Pancreas
0.15	1.17	as topical as today's ointment	Bernt Pancreas
0.67	1.26	look upon my works and despise	Bernt Pancreas
0.12	0.88	putting the coarse before the heart	Bernt Pancreas
0.02	1.17	pizza with everything, no bon jovi please (2nd helping)	Bernt Pancreas
-0.09	1.24	Attribution: open 20283	Bernt Pancreas
0.18	1.00	spackle for grackles	Bernt Pancreas
0.28	1.15	Peon, Piaf- The Peer!	Bernt Pancreas
0.16	0.97	Naugahyde in plain sight (redux)	Bernt Pancreas
-0.14	1.19	fatback to the future	Bernt Pancreas
0.11	1.37	slugs on the rim of your margarita glass	Bernt Pancreas
0.51	1.10	winken, blinken, and nod: achetypal junkies(open 25615)	Bernt Pancreas
0.17	1.10	Hex bin laden editor (non pirated edition)	Bernt Pancreas
0.33	1.37	a body hits a body aftter finishing the rye	Bernt Pancreas
0.20	1.24	it was the best of show, it was the wurst of brat	Bernt Pancreas
0.52	1.43	weird scenes inside Rube Goldberg	Bernt Pancreas
0.38	1.00	hash house hoarier	Bernt Pancreas
0.29	1.54	phoning playdoh tech support	Bernt Pancreas
0.12	1.51	Me and my Shadenfreunde	Bernt Pancreas
0.66	1.38	Open 9475: The strip with Tourette's Syndrome AND sporadic aphasi	Bernt Pancreas
0.57	0.98	ammonia aromatherapy for the unconscious	Bernt Pancreas
0.73	1.66	Open 9430: Purge of Glurge	Bernt Pancreas
0.51	1.26	eye of the tae-bo (cleaned up)	Bernt Pancreas
0.31	1.19	I remember diorama	Bernt Pancreas
0.64	1.18	dog day after dinner mints	Bernt Pancreas
0.68	1.16	premoistened pants	Bernt Pancreas
0.34	1.04	wearing the ipecac patch	Bernt Pancreas
0.35	1.08	Killing the instant messenger for the message	Bernt Pancreas
0.05	1.26	guapo guano from guam	Bernt Pancreas
0.08	1.17	going off half-baked (MY open 25623)	Bernt Pancreas
0.20	0.97	walking on the winter wunderkind	Bernt Pancreas
0.19	0.87	spit up on by Jeffy, age 2	Bernt Pancreas
0.07	1.16	a run in your stalking	Bernt Pancreas
0.54	1.27	pretzel lodgers	Bernt Pancreas
1.03	1.55	slim jims for chubby checker(post crash)	Bernt Pancreas
-0.12	0.87	don't run with the big dogs if you don't like the distemper test	Bernt Pancreas
0.95	1.35	le batman, c'est moi	Bernt Pancreas
0.13	1.09	rabid, for her pleasure	Bernt Pancreas
-0.28	1.36	exhumed: waiting for gobots	Bernt Pancreas
0.38	1.56	jumpin' jack flatulence	Bernt Pancreas
-0.26	1.34	exhumed: forced score of 7; years ago	Bernt Pancreas
0.52	0.98	lunch lady of the night	Bernt Pancreas
-0.19	1.34	jukebox for mimes	Bernt Pancreas
0.04	1.27	Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Yawn	Bernt Pancreas
-0.06	1.32	unguent for your engagement ring of fire	Bernt Pancreas
-0.10	1.29	I thill have the taste of puce in my mouth. (445 remake)	Big Nothing
0.08	0.77	Our love was like a kitten in a waste disposal unit	Big Nothing
-0.31	1.18	a Blain in the glass	bocus mucus suc us!!!!!
-0.10	1.58	spinal slap	bongthegong
0.15	0.87	ball and pain	bongthegong
0.13	1.34	canadian satan	bongthegong
1.18	1.35	thirty percent louder by volume	bongthegong
-0.07	1.21	taking out the rash (with a knife)	bongthegong
-0.18	1.65	shalom improvement	bongthegong
0.14	1.31	another page that lines the ape cage	bongthegong
-0.07	1.23	cherry flavored arsenic	bongthegong
-0.04	0.80	tired of not sleeping	bongthegong
-0.04	1.31	eating too much rasta pasta	bongthegong
0.02	1.37	ok kid, but this is the last time	bongthegong
-0.07	1.05	Me and My Derrick Are in an OPEC Relationship	bongthegong
-0.33	1.19	mugged with a coffee cup	bongthegong
0.10	1.48	lemurs: wowowowowowowow	bongthegong
-0.22	1.11	mung like a horse	bongthegong
-0.65	1.12	bloddy birdbath of babylon	bongthegong
-1.62	0.75	long live laryngitis	bongthegong
-0.25	1.11	s and m & m's	bongthegong
0.32	1.30	the soothing splat of melting cat	bongthegong
-0.74	1.33	death of an impalesman	bongthegong
-0.94	1.91	can't stand the handicapped	bongthegong
0.19	1.23	tune in next week for tiny elvis in your pelvis or paradox lost	bongthegong
-0.17	1.32	this tagline just writes itself	bongthegong
0.14	1.10	ernest goes to hell	bongthegong
0.07	1.38	i'm not an actor but i play one on tv (take 3)	bongthegong
0.27	1.51	up on the trouser top	bongthegong
-0.02	1.17	getting strange blisters from your redneck sisters	bongthegong
0.00	0.83	Spring-Loaded Can of Despair	bongthegong
-0.16	1.36	overdone to death and over said to deaf	bongthegong
0.08	1.17	stretch lance armstrong	bongthegong
0.39	1.12	tofu soylent green	bongthegong
0.30	1.05	the pitter patter of little detached feet	bongthegong
-0.29	1.01	bra in your maw	bongthegong
-0.66	1.70	scream of wheat	buzzard
-0.66	1.51	venus de flytrap	buzzard
-0.71	1.66	swedish fly	buzzard
-0.61	1.73	suburban subaru	buzzard
0.24	1.32	three-piece lawsuit	buzzard
-0.43	1.74	step on the gas	buzzard
-0.68	1.59	samson and deli meat	buzzard
-0.95	2.00	meringue merengue	buzzard
0.27	1.94	discrete discreet	buzzard
0.39	1.17	Modifying the herb	Cameron
1.44	1.60	pistil whipped honey slut	Cameron
0.19	1.09	remote control bread slobber	Cameron
0.18	1.05	off the grappling hook (rewrite)	Cameron
1.08	1.82	twice-tripped on frozen formal wear	Cameron
0.41	1.13	the keg and i	Cameron
-0.43	1.33	Naval-warfare fetishist outed as torpedophile	Captain Annoying
0.02	1.02	those magnificent men in their flying latrines, v2.0	Captain Annoying
-0.43	1.28	ain't no moonshine when she's gone (redo)	Captain Annoying
0.36	0.92	gwar of the gworlds (12" remix)	Captain Annoying
-0.45	1.36	jimmy crack corn, and i care deeply	Captain Annoying
-0.10	0.97	like a paranoid dyslexic who thinks he's out to get everybody	Captain Annoying
-0.13	0.86	muffy the umpire flayer	Captain Annoying
0.72	0.94	missouri loves company	Captain Annoying
-0.19	1.11	i've got you under my schwinn	Captain Annoying
0.03	1.32	where the streets have no lanes	Captain Annoying
0.51	1.33	100 years of dignitude	Captain Annoying
0.24	1.39	don't fear the reefer	Captain Annoying
0.21	1.24	the origin of feces	Captain Annoying
0.17	1.16	pocket full of crap tonight	Captain Annoying
-0.24	1.26	a face only a motherfucker could love (2nd ed.)	Captain Annoying
0.17	1.26	the cider house r00lz!!1!!!11!	Captain Annoying
-0.05	1.51	the passion-aggression of the christ	Captain Annoying
-0.19	0.75	three-hole donkeypunch	Captain Annoying
0.45	0.93	if i knew you were comin' i'd have faked the shakes	Captain Annoying
0.13	1.27	video killed the ringo starr	Captain Annoying
-0.26	0.98	asbestos is good food	Captain Annoying
0.35	1.20	rage against the beguine, take 2	Captain Annoying
-0.15	1.31	i'm not a southern baptist, i'm a crystal methodist	Captain Annoying
0.06	1.02	love in the time of chlamydia (rmcs audition remix)	Captain Annoying
0.07	1.48	the outlaw josey, prince of wales	Captain Annoying
-0.03	1.20	me and julio down by the graveyard	Captain Annoying
-0.34	1.12	your own personal jeebus	Captain Annoying
-0.51	1.55	a snitch in time	catbear
-0.26	1.43	home again	catbear
-0.43	1.28	burned again	catbear
-1.40	1.88	president pasta	catbear
0.11	1.56	Zack Diggerhole Lives	Chaff
-0.30	1.28	Goof Troop in Afghanistan	Chaff
-0.14	1.16	knee-jerk chemical reaction	ChickenCow
-0.50	1.24	Cornucoplulate	ChickenCow
-0.37	1.20	ho ho ho, green giant	ChickenCow
-0.16	1.24	Sugar Plums and Groping Bums	ChickenCow
1.41	1.69	chafin' like a bear	ChickenCow
-0.03	1.15	Starts to work on contact	ChickenCow
-0.13	1.13	my eyes! the goggles, they do nothing!	ChickenCow
-0.14	1.58	Kibbles and Grits	ChickenCow
-0.16	1.12	The Prisoner of Ass-KABLAM!	ChickenCow
-0.02	1.59	fisticuffmanship	ChickenCow
-0.24	1.54	hop along vaseline	ChickenCow
-0.04	1.51	Springer Spaniels blasted to granules...	ChickenCow
-0.10	1.29	a medical swab of corn on the cob	ChickenCow
0.31	1.72	writ of habeus corpses	ChickenCow
-0.41	1.27	Smokey & the Bandit... Unplugged	ChickenCow
0.13	1.72	deck the halls with Uncle Charlie	ChickenCow
-0.56	1.73	Pirates of Piss-ants	ChickenCow
-0.38	1.44	Dollars to donut pillows	ChickenCow
-0.29	2.58	I know, I know... it's vile.	ChickenCow
0.18	1.75	derailed gravy train	ChickenCow
0.18	1.41	shiver me timbers	ChickenCow
0.01	1.09	bunt with your c*nt	ChickenCow
0.41	1.11	more peeps humor (I use the term loosely)	ChickenCow
-0.06	1.86	road rash hash (ChickenCow)	ChickenCow
0.10	1.65	ooga booga rah rah rah V 1.2	ChickenCow
-0.28	1.24	Thanks and Spanks	ChickenCow
0.13	1.34	arctic circle jerk	ChickenCow
0.05	1.29	C-7... Rook to Hairy Bishop...	ChickenCow
-0.48	1.26	Likee me bikee?	ChickenCow
0.14	1.88	amber waves of pain	ChickenCow
0.39	1.67	"bacony" - resembling bacon	ChickenCow
0.30	1.48	hep a brotha oot	ChickenCow
-0.46	2.24	Pico de Leche	ChickenCow
-0.03	1.37	The Albino Crow Perched At Your Funeral (Open: 37436)	Chris Bourke
0.18	0.94		Chris Bourke
-0.06	1.21	Like Selling Freedom Fries To The French (MMD re-write)	Chris Bourke
-0.36	1.22	nigh-on cast iron	Chris Bourke
-0.06	1.28	A Brass Band In A Vacuum	Chris Bourke
-0.60	1.17	sicker than your average	Chris Bourke
0.71	1.12	This Low-Balling's A-Snowballing	Chris Bourke
-0.35	1.60	pre-mortem dissection	Chris Bourke
-0.50	1.57	whilst I'm on the subject: an ode to British licence laws...	Chris Bourke
-0.03	1.46	Fine Like A Razor Cut	Chris Bourke
-0.27	1.19	The Artist Formerly Known	Chris Bourke
-0.06	1.40		Chris Bourke
-0.19	0.92	bad brians	Chris Bourke
0.08	1.34	Indecent Disposal (Open 37434)	Chris Bourke
-0.32	1.63	The Stray Void Smudge on Your Winning Lottery Ticket	Chris Bourke
-0.39	1.44	Caught, Trapped & Tied	Chris Bourke
0.15	1.07	Elephantiasis of the Memory	Chris Bourke
0.33	1.45	Indecent Disposal pt2 (milking it)	Chris Bourke
-0.10	1.08	Power to the Peep-Hole	Chris Bourke
-0.28	1.50	The Ladder above Your Lucky Penny	Chris Bourke
-0.01	1.15	don't fall out with a nuclear family	Chris Bourke
-0.17	1.30	Subliminal Cola Advertisements in This Strip	Chris Bourke
-0.15	1.24	jehovah's witness protection program	Chris Bourke
-0.23	1.14	sniffing glue with a broken nose	Chris Bourke
0.08	1.35	Black Eyed Sneeze	Chris Bourke
-0.25	1.12	It's my birthday and I'll post if I want to	Chris Bourke
0.10	1.07	shrink to fit: the epileptic psychiatrist writes	Chris Bourke
-0.11	1.10	I Think I've Blissed My Pants	Chris Bourke
0.10	1.19	the bloated corpse of humor	Christopher Hart
0.03	1.27	pig slop for the dandy fops	Christopher Hart
0.67	1.16	overexposed underwire	Christopher Hart
-0.01	1.04	ice cave yodelling	Christopher Hart
0.04	1.30	demolition fedora	Christopher Hart
0.20	1.26	the headache in your eye	Christopher Hart
0.28	1.13	the musty smell of forgotten bologna	Christopher Hart
0.04	1.04	indentured savant	Christopher Hart
0.46	0.84	the tender teat of tedium	Christopher Hart
0.15	0.70	the tumor of humor	Christopher Hart
0.24	1.32	sour grapes for your jests and japes	Christopher Hart
0.01	1.06	the karmic thrill of buffalo bill	Christopher Hart
0.28	0.81	the geriatric giblets of jocularity	Christopher Hart
0.14	1.30	tiptoe through the triffids	Christopher Lyons
-0.26	1.18	earworm slipped off the hook (redux)	Christopher Lyons
-0.67	0.98	moo goo trepan (redux)	Christopher Lyons
-0.07	1.13	the red pill	Christopher Lyons
-1.13	1.42	is this thing on?	citizenx
0.09	1.46	Nye Guy, the Science Bill	Conrad Zaar
0.64	1.11	a first comic for the second time	Conrad Zaar
-0.23	0.97	please sir, may I have a whore? (extensively revised)	Conrad Zaar
-0.06	1.26	Dr. Bloody Discharge	Conrad Zaar
0.25	1.30	Lord of the Swings	Conrad Zaar
-0.05	1.38	chunks of beef in the coral reef (extensively revised)	Conrad Zaar
-0.43	1.27	no cake for the cultured	Conrad Zaar
0.64	1.20	stained sheet lightning (open 41642)	craeze
-0.22	1.04	opiate-powdered clam chowder (open 41663 rewrite)	craeze
0.30	1.17	drag queen of diamonds	craeze
-0.15	1.29	monkey semen key do	craeze
-0.59	1.35	from hell to high water in a handbasket	craeze
0.17	1.22	diagnostic: live atheistic	craeze
0.57	1.14	those who live in glass palaces shouldn't stow thrones	craeze
-0.31	1.31	o brother, wherefore art thou romeo?	craeze
-0.13	1.01	Peyronie's: harder to blow than a broken nose	craeze
-0.47	1.60	the eggy aftertaste of chicken meringue	craeze
-0.25	1.13	a partial eclipse of the liver	craeze
0.88	0.95	dumb. dumber. urkel.	craeze
0.44	1.07	mustard sally... guess you'd better hoe that mustard down	craeze
0.24	1.13	shirt, black, and strides (finally)	craeze
-0.31	1.16	my brown-eyed girl	craeze
-0.25	1.29	fickle pickles tickle testicles (sans typo)	craeze
0.46	1.13	random votes for hall and oates	craeze
0.15	1.06	only lonely polony	craeze
-0.56	1.69	sombre ballad of the three-bean salad	craeze
-0.10	1.31	studded shock color	craeze
-0.11	1.34	I'm like rubber, you're like glue	Crisper Than Thou
0.35	1.42	the cycle of life has no pedals	Crisper Than Thou
-0.70	1.24	like his grandfather before him, only with a bigger arrest record	Crisper Than Thou
-0.11	1.42	Something-D-O-O Economics	Crisper Than Thou
-0.91	1.63	old farts still smell	Crisper Than Thou
-0.91	1.74	have a clear job objective in mind	Crisper Than Thou
-1.10	2.08	you're so vain	Crisper Than Thou
-0.25	1.61	in front of Mann's Chinese Theater 'n everything!	Crisper Than Thou
-0.44	1.71	apple turnover in his grave	Crisper Than Thou
0.99	1.62	not sold in stores at any price	Crisper Than Thou
-0.26	0.99	pausing hammertime	Cruel_Meta
-0.19	0.94	No animals were harmed in the filming of this comic	Cruel_Meta
-0.25	1.33	Barn Razing with Teen Amish	Cruel_Meta
-0.10	1.18	do let the wogs out	Cruel_Meta
-0.19	1.17	As shiny as a nuclear goldfish [redux]	Cruel_Meta
-0.08	0.91	The cold butter on your mangled toast	Cruel_Meta
-0.41	1.60	Crunchy Wedding Paraphenalia	Cruel_Meta
-0.28	1.16	reductio ad absurdum ad absurdum	Cruel_Meta
0.28	1.52	Currently alternating and direct	Cruel_Meta
0.01	1.45	arteries of coal	Cruel_Meta
0.02	1.30	Martha Stewart, Black Leather Catsuit, Candy Apples... [re-redux]	Cruel_Meta
-0.26	1.89	Suppositories, now in mint and cherry flavors	Cruel_Meta
0.17	1.05	curios made of cured cod	Cruel_Meta
-0.15	1.20	Tee Ti To Tums, I smell the blood of Brahmin	Cruel_Meta
0.18	1.18	Scarab Mousse	Cruel_Meta
0.19	0.99	Real cowboys wear ten gallon briefs	Cruel_Meta
-0.22	1.57	Transcendental Medication	Cruel_Meta
0.25	1.05	slippery sinews in my spaghetti	Cruel_Meta
0.09	1.30	How to skin a cat #23: Sandblaster	Cruel_Meta
-0.12	1.28	Like diving through a dry inner-tube	Cruel_Meta
0.08	1.06	My Italian girlfriend is on the Ragu	Cruel_Meta
-0.02	0.85	Perception is everything else	Cruel_Meta
0.48	1.18	lying on a bed of pudding skins	Cruel_Meta
0.28	1.45	A cheap trick with a cardboard box	Cruel_Meta
0.02	1.03	the girl from ipecac	Cruel_Meta
-0.92	2.38	know why no how	Darth Waider
-1.26	1.48	between a roc and a hard plaice	Darth Waider
-0.59	1.78	Heavy on the Gravity	Darth Waider
-0.41	1.32	La Don e Rachele	Das Joe
-0.33	1.50	these sappy golden years	Dave Filippi
-0.01	1.62	Twiggy takes on Miss Piggy	Dave Filippi
-0.54	1.55	a lethal dose of mind-macarena	Dave Filippi
-1.16	1.70	true stories from infamous people	Dave Filippi
-0.76	1.66	the unbearable lightness of boing	Dave Filippi
0.44	1.59	fresh quirts for little squirts	Dave Filippi
-0.53	1.30	illicit tranks from the polluted-meme banks	Dave Filippi
-0.24	1.52	60 Miles of Blue Asphalt	David J. Bianco
-0.32	1.38	Manchurian Takeout in Cardboard Containers	David J. Bianco
-1.06	1.66	stupid you!	ddot
-0.11	1.55	white hot mattel	ddot
-0.42	1.36	six o'clock nudes (attr: http://bash.org/?15848)	Deadbeef
-0.43	1.46	Embargo on!	Deadbeef
0.30	1.21	bicycle shorts for your genital warts (my open 36763)	Deadbeef
-0.15	1.38	batmantra	Deadbeef
-0.03	1.08	this tagline glows in the dark	Deadbeef
0.25	1.12	three cheers for drunken leers (my open 36761)	Deadbeef
-0.24	1.15	roll the koans	Deadbeef
0.04	1.47	verbal dysentery for the entire family	Death Goat
-0.10	1.38	necktie of the gods	Death Goat
-0.11	0.94	the jung and the restless	Death Goat
-0.04	1.27	the foul ball in your nice cold beer	Death Goat
0.14	1.10	a funnel thing happend on the way to the trailer park	Death Goat
-0.02	1.02	retrovertigo on the trampoline	Death Goat
-0.03	1.42	standing ovation at the paraplegics convention	Death Goat
0.42	1.63	driving your cheese wheels down a one whey street	Death Goat
0.23	1.15	woolskin meatloaf bat (attribution: Jay London)	Death Goat
-0.13	1.06	wretched rings of rump roast	Death Goat
0.14	1.21	Trojan Whores	Death Goat
0.25	1.36	looks like a taco	Death Goat
-0.05	1.35	just so you know, "dolomite" is not an element	Death Goat
0.58	1.23	lopsided laughter lozenges (attribution: Emo)	Death Goat
-0.02	1.09	Stay a while, oenophile	Death Goat
0.19	1.16	flight 77 begins its final reproach	Death Goat
-0.07	1.24	rock out with your cop-out	Death Goat
-0.10	1.07	some lajoie for your nap sack	Death Goat
0.21	1.58	comedy's lump of coal in your stocking	Death Goat
-0.08	1.30	sir william wallace-n-gromit, leader of the scottish terriers	Death Goat
0.01	1.25	Leggo my purse! (nepalese yak edition)	Death Goat
0.38	1.29	tao jones	Death Goat
0.56	1.48	I killed the starship enterprise (Open:25271)	Death Goat
0.32	1.27	a nice pyromantic candlelight dinner	Death Goat
-0.02	1.00	link, sign, and hooker	Death Goat
0.93	1.35	space goats: coast-to-coast (Attribution: Emo)	Death Goat
0.17	1.16	dwarf tossing for fun and profit (revised)	Death Goat
0.20	1.26	in the carpool lane on the gastric bypass	Death Goat
0.09	1.09	yelling "theater!" in a crowded fire (typo-free)	Death Goat
0.04	1.04	having your background check bounce	Death Goat
0.15	1.25	Questions? Call 1-800-733-6328.	Death Goat
0.24	0.94	and now... number three... the larch	Death Goat
0.16	1.44	Nat King Cold	Death Goat
0.24	1.17	black elvis vs. mothra	Death Goat
0.07	1.31	old man saddam sat on his bomb, blowing his kurds away	Death Goat
0.19	1.27	knotted dental floss	Death Goat
0.45	1.02	a big bucketful of warm maple syrup	Death Goat
0.55	1.18	winter hookers are snow blowers	Death Goat
0.19	1.04	dutch elm disease for the tree of life	Death Goat
0.30	0.83	entry march of the voyeurs	Death Goat
0.04	0.81	I gave at the orifice (my take)	Death Goat
0.06	0.93	foreplay with no friends	Death Goat
0.06	0.93	philip glass menagerie	Death Goat
0.01	1.27	recursive (adj.) 1. see also: recursive	Death Goat
-0.07	1.37	rumble in the bung hole (revised)	Death Goat
-0.12	0.97	santorum-filled steamer trunk	Death Goat
0.15	1.24	too hot for tahiti trot (from Open)	Death Goat
0.06	1.16	nothin' that a hot mocha enema couldn't fix (PG version)	Death Goat
-0.02	1.33	battlestar catholica	Death Goat
-0.32	1.15	raining whippets on your weekend wedding	Death Goat
0.31	1.30	the prolapsed anus of comedy	Death Goat
0.15	1.75	season's beatings	Death Goat
0.12	1.44	as the jim crow flies	Death Goat
0.25	1.11	this comic will look real good after four beers	Death Goat
-0.01	1.02	teat meat beat	Death Goat
0.31	1.52	nobler than oedipus	Death Goat
0.01	1.06	siphoning diesel for the orphan bonfire	Death Goat
0.14	1.50	not entirely quite like licking a cob of corn	Death Goat
0.43	1.31	the spirit of bris-mas (rewrite)	Death Goat
-0.02	1.07	the girl that won the golden globes award (inspired by: The Onion)	Death Goat
0.34	1.24	serving the cat a bowl of shredded tweet (Open 32142)	Death Goat
-0.46	2.40	Lolita of the Trailer Park	Devilman
0.81	1.50	Golden Years	Devilman
-0.31	1.59	Chopping Block Party	Devilman
-0.24	1.72	Does this taste like mayonnaise to you?	Devilman
-0.14	1.75	Nobody loves me. Not even Jesus.	Devilman
0.68	1.48	A big helping of salvation in every bite	Devilman
0.14	1.27	ebony and irony	Devilman
-0.42	1.35	Humor in a brown paper envelope.	Devilman
-0.15	1.42	Stays Firm in Milk	Devilman
-0.70	1.50	Chicks Dig Religious Zealots	Devilman
-1.23	1.68	You're a good man, Charlie Brown. Reeeally good.	Devilman
-0.25	1.16	Hereditary Fructose Intolerance	Devolution
-0.22	1.37	The Bovine Feces Trilogy (repost)	Devolution
-0.75	1.77	I did it my way	dfan
-2.08	1.88	talk to the hand	dfan
-0.06	1.87	nothin' but a smile	dfan
0.14	1.80	life in the food chain	dfan
-0.59	1.55	summer in the city	dfan
0.06	1.58	walk the balk	Dinosaur
-2.10	1.46	Gorf. Clatter Baretta Nicktoons.	Doc Evil
-0.56	1.49	Shut don't go up, prices do.	Doc Evil
-0.55	1.40	Penguin Pinball Parasols	Doc Evil
-0.51	1.57	Domo Arigato Sam the Robot.	Doc Evil
-0.79	1.29	Beware, I live!	Doc Evil
0.30	1.24	yuletide yams	Dr. Roliman
-0.38	1.50	wagon wheels when we wish	Dr. Roliman
-0.66	1.66	Electric sex machine	drood
-0.03	1.37	Christmas beer	drood
0.15	1.49	that's not special sauce	Enriquez
-0.55	1.08	loose lip sync ships	Enriquez
-0.43	1.74	mullet the blue sky	Enriquez
-0.09	1.18	wholly cow	Enriquez
-0.51	1.39	fondling puppies etc. - Enriquez style	Enriquez
-1.23	1.45	bits and pieces of your brother's nieces	Flwyd
0.31	1.07	chicken pox for the soul	Flwyd
-0.42	1.14	Ray Charles in Charge	Flwyd
0.03	0.88	The Magnificent Se7en	Flwyd
0.47	1.23	adjacent to your complete breakfast	Flwyd
-0.08	1.02	categorical imperialism	Flwyd
-0.67	1.27	daughters of the bolshevik revolution	Flwyd
0.40	1.15	synapse firing squad	Flwyd
-0.05	1.15	hazmat in your morning news (cyanide remix)	Flwyd
-0.71	1.32	sexual organ grinder	Flwyd
0.11	1.26	Father knows breasts.	Gar
0.40	1.25	david bowie knife	Gar
-0.01	1.17	Earl had to die.	Gar
0.25	1.28	Breaking the law.	Gar
0.15	1.38	jehovah's witness in contempt of court	Gar
0.36	1.50	Birds turn brown and fall from trees.	Gar
0.67	1.17	make mine mink	Gar
-0.21	1.49	bang a gong	Gar
0.29	1.62	Only users loose drugs.	Gar
0.07	1.12	born to be mild, with a tangy mustard aftertaste	Gar
-0.18	1.51	Faith Hill No More	Gar
0.05	1.33	poetry in freeze-frame	Gar
-0.13	1.42	mixing lysol and lye with the white of my eye	Gar
0.09	1.41	Community Watch	Gar
-0.10	1.28	4 out of 5 wonder why I'm creating my own version	Gar
0.08	1.40	can't compute compote	Gar
-0.06	1.40	fry it up (my version of #309)	Gar
-0.06	1.08	deus ex maquiladora	Gar
0.44	1.53	omnes gentes plaudite	Gar
0.74	1.46	Deep thoughts	Gar
0.45	1.31	Befriend a book	Gar
0.01	1.43	Mountain Stew	Gar
0.37	1.08	i me mime	Gar
0.58	0.97	Harassment means nothing to me either (my take on 4356)	Gar
0.67	1.55	It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas.	Gar
0.17	1.23	It's a long way home.	Gar
0.07	1.25	Rumsfeld and Coke with a twist of Gar	Gar
0.03	1.39	It was a perfect day.	Gar
0.25	1.35	fondling puppies behind the shed (Gar)	Gar
0.58	1.20	Verbal punching bag.	Gar
0.26	1.12	Glass and Steal	Gar
0.50	1.42	It's a sick, sick world	Gar
0.78	2.13	24/7	Glitch!
0.05	1.23	The sound of one hand slapping.	Gospog
0.20	1.38	Floater in the deep end.	Gospog
-0.18	1.37	Meat the press. Press the meat?	Gospog
-0.07	1.34	The staccato beat of raining meat.	Gospog
-0.10	1.13	It's not the meat, it's the humidity.	Gospog
-1.28	1.55	The bitter pill with the taste of swill.	Gospog
-0.32	1.67	Until we meat agin...	Gospog
-1.23	1.82	The surprising squeek that makes you peek	Gospog
0.11	1.66	comic soup-poop side dish	groovintodigweed
0.23	0.83	bucket 'o bling-bling	groovintodigweed
0.33	1.19	we all live in a yellow sub's latrine	groovintodigweed
0.35	1.09	playing with the playmate of the year (I wish)	groovintodigweed
0.60	1.18	toasting a toad's turds	groovintodigweed
0.34	1.36	cruising for a bruising on the autobahnanna	groovintodigweed
-0.06	0.99	10 Murphy's Stouts in the clip. fire away at funny	groovintodigweed
0.15	1.33	sugarglider bee sting smile	groovintodigweed
0.21	1.16	chocolate covered ant hill	groovintodigweed
-0.08	1.08	empathy for the apathetic	groovintodigweed
0.35	1.10	this comic is to funny like Ike Turner is to caring	groovintodigweed
0.19	0.88	monkeys mating in the moonlight	groovintodigweed
0.11	1.28	playboy vs. the gay boy	groovintodigweed
-0.20	1.21	blasting cap on the un-funny bomb	groovintodigweed
0.12	1.05	empathy for the apathetic (2)	groovintodigweed
0.01	1.04	wandering through the bloody begonias	groovintodigweed
0.07	1.26	pedestrian at best. version 3.0	groovintodigweed
0.14	1.41	spam of the la....just listened to a comment	groovintodigweed
0.42	1.60	the pungent aroma of the permanent coma	groovintodigweed
0.02	1.27	i shot the bluebird of happiness in the ass	groovintodigweed
-0.03	1.11	oakenfold origami	groovintodigweed
-0.07	1.02	getting licked with the native tongue	groovintodigweed
0.07	1.40	toss it to the wolves and let them bite, I say!	groovintodigweed
0.27	1.00	face plant on a fire ant	groovintodigweed
0.33	1.07	having a fling with a cold chicken wing	groovintodigweed
-0.03	1.28	debits and credits in the ledger of love	groovintodigweed
0.11	0.87	mouse trap meat tenderizer	groovintodigweed
0.94	1.55	the phoenix that rose from my roach bowl	groovintodigweed
0.10	1.12	camels that love to hump	groovintodigweed
0.10	1.25	regarding a joke that will never have the right punchline.	groovintodigweed
0.27	1.00	white wine spritzer for your underage sister	groovintodigweed
0.85	1.03	please pass the sarin gas	groovintodigweed
0.58	1.39	the results of low blood sugar and five wasted minutes	groovintodigweed
-0.18	1.36	Earl, with a swirl of your favorite girl	groovintodigweed
0.11	1.48	suck on Open 29925	groovintodigweed
0.25	1.09	vapid vendetta against an ex named Greta	groovintodigweed
-0.01	1.44	guided mistletoe	groovintodigweed
0.07	0.99	hot, sweaty, and always ready	groovintodigweed
-0.49	1.58	DNA Sample	GumGirl
-0.37	1.48	Extra Action Tide	GumGirl
-0.09	1.50	9 Lives	GumGirl
-0.42	1.68	Tofu Scramble	GumGirl
0.14	1.68	first clown in after the big top falls, i guess...	Hangdog
0.06	1.11	legions of 'wegians from the boreal regions	Hangdog
1.09	1.59	white man's bourbon	Hangdog
0.01	1.30	men, i'm eminem	Hangdog
0.23	1.31	pappa roach hotel california	Hangdog
0.40	1.42	rolling stone temple pilots iii: the li'l rat skulls	Hangdog
0.46	1.67	Keystone Coprolites	Hangdog
-0.46	1.44	my balony has a first name	Hangdog
-0.06	1.11	truman capote's a human coyote	Hangdog
0.19	1.28	we're goin' to the yellow brick roadhouse	Hangdog
0.09	1.21	on-going bongo-ing	Hangdog
0.44	1.60	Fortified with 8 Essential Vitamins	happyboy
-0.51	1.78	Does this smell bad?	happyboy
-0.16	1.17	farts of nature	happyboy
-0.93	1.58	Flying Monkey Master	Harry Lephtnut
-0.60	1.93	al and gary, quite contrary	herpules
-0.59	1.29	your mask, it is evil. your meat, it is red.	herpules
-0.24	1.50	have your bukkake and eat it, too	herpules
0.13	1.02	openRMCS #2780	herpules
0.12	1.48	fisting with an iron rule	herpules
0.01	1.45	fun for the whole pharmacy	herpules
-0.43	1.38	inhumane treatment of search engine spiders	herpules
0.59	1.20	and you're gonna float there and like it	herpules
-0.05	1.04	deadly game of cat and blender	herpules
0.07	0.96	gives baby jesus gas	herpules
0.69	1.58	republican party in my pants, and everyone's indicted	herpules
0.18	1.56	eat bugs	herpules
-0.52	1.55	Earl, you know it's true	herpules
-0.05	1.66	extraordinarily popular delusions	herpules
-0.30	1.95	don't lick bjork in anger	herpules
0.05	1.47	where have all your base gone? long time passing...	herpules
0.15	1.54	hitler's final solution to the problem like maria	herpules
0.64	1.31	natural born pillars of the community	herpules
-0.16	1.40	flogging further the feline fallen	herpules
-0.15	1.96	pat faxes flat taxes	herpules
0.52	1.57	openRMCS #2872	herpules
0.07	1.16	the stiff that stunk the stinky finger	herpules
-0.20	1.24	helter skeletor	herpules
-0.03	1.82	openRMCS #2068	herpules
0.03	1.78	spam on van damme	herpules
-0.50	2.07	hey, what's this "save" button do...	herpules
0.74	1.39	bureaucratic gadget grip, and other black lung references	herpules
0.01	2.08	hungry hungry herpes	herpules
-0.40	1.26	mackin' economics	Hipgnosis
0.40	1.01	new, improved zyclon-b. kid tested, mother approved!	Hipgnosis
-0.43	1.20	the silence will destroy you....loudly.	Hipgnosis
-0.38	1.11	Peta Pita Pitter Patter	Hipgnosis
0.01	1.17	getting jiggy with cousin it	Hipgnosis
-0.72	1.52	love poems from the devil	HITTKD
-0.99	1.78	the sweet taste of insanity	HITTKD
0.69	1.47	don't bury me, i'm not dead	HITTKD
-0.23	1.57	Strange Gel in a Strange Hand.	Horselover Fat
-0.95	1.50	Watch the atomic birdie	Horselover Fat
-0.85	1.79	special prosecutor's favorite comic	Horselover Fat
-0.46	1.33	Welcome to the Mattress, Neo	Horselover Fat
-0.33	1.63	Supa Milkman sushi happy happy 100%	Horselover Fat
-1.06	1.71	Trojan Horse Condoms	Horselover Fat
-0.42	1.81	A friend is a terrible thing to waste	Horselover Fat
1.30	1.66	phlegm for everybody	Horselover Fat
-0.82	1.37	Calling AAA collect.	Horselover Fat
-0.50	1.60	nux vomica vobiscum	Horselover Fat
-0.79	2.14	popcorn quiz, hotshot	Horselover Fat
-0.79	1.29	Capybaras make excellent pudding.	Horselover Fat
-0.41	1.24	Inna gotta la vita loca	Horselover Fat
-1.07	2.15	let's keep those hands above the table	Horselover Fat
-0.09	1.60	Catwoman a la mode	Horselover Fat
-0.44	1.48	Flag off!	Horselover Fat
-0.94	1.76	cf. sec. 4(a)(iii) para. 2	Horselover Fat
-0.56	1.74	Martha Stewart makes a dandy gimp	Horselover Fat
-0.98	1.97	It's a mystery wrapped in bodybag	Horselover Fat
-0.56	1.44	nose hairs in your soufflee	Horselover Fat
0.11	1.70	KITTENS!! ON FIRE!!	Horselover Fat
-0.36	1.69	Boot to the head of the class	Horselover Fat
-0.13	1.41	Take me out at the ballgame.	Horselover Fat
-0.53	1.39	Holy roman candle	Horselover Fat
-1.15	1.58	Pyros for pornos	Horselover Fat
-0.35	1.58	Have a nice nightmare.	Horselover Fat
-0.45	1.78	silverfish dinner	Horselover Fat
-1.28	1.83	2 kibbles and bits	Horselover Fat
-0.31	1.66	Thunder Hos	Horselover Fat
0.30	1.49	true-life travel tip	Horselover Fat
-0.35	1.95	General Tso's choked chicken.	Horselover Fat
-1.18	1.56	Liar, liar, pants on nitroglycerine	Horselover Fat
-0.59	1.60	Birthday caked underwear	Horselover Fat
-0.82	1.80	winning the smelling bee	Horselover Fat
-0.48	1.33	the comic that's no better than the pixels it's printed on	Horselover Fat
-0.21	1.33	pest strip tease	Horselover Fat
-0.02	1.20	The silence of the lamb chops	Horselover Fat
-0.59	1.62	Blue Moon Cheese	Horselover Fat
-0.17	1.69	at the bottom of the humor chain	Horselover Fat
-0.92	1.54	New England Puppy Chowder	Horselover Fat
-0.24	1.74	Intensive Care Vacation	Horselover Fat
-0.48	1.80	better off not read	Horselover Fat
-0.24	1.76	Paging Dr. Faust	Horselover Fat
0.39	1.54	You have the right to remain soylent.	Horselover Fat
-0.40	1.81	Head in the class	Horselover Fat
-0.72	1.56	Saving Private Parts and Major Woody	Horselover Fat
0.35	1.11	short stack of sorrowcakes	House of Eeyore
0.15	1.33	eeyorian cancer	House of Eeyore
0.40	1.00	dairy full of rewrites	House of Eeyore
0.03	1.18	voodoo practitioners make for good pin doctors	House of Eeyore
0.12	1.41	starting the squealing process	House of Eeyore
0.06	1.52	smoting by rote	House of Eeyore
0.10	1.27	vodka mockingbird	House of Eeyore
0.14	1.54	a drybed of tie-dyed salmon deadheads	House of Eeyore
0.19	1.05	saturated spiders of scandinavia	House of Eeyore
0.10	1.47	hermeneutic hyperbolic hampster hands	House of Eeyore
0.02	1.59	Orangina Proudly Presents My Ass	House of Eeyore
0.28	1.36	what would jesus do for a klondike bar?	House of Eeyore
0.12	1.05	a truckful of puckish trinitarians	House of Eeyore
0.79	1.33	q*bert questions the quarry	House of Eeyore
-0.17	2.20	Lemon Pledge drive	House of Eeyore
-0.08	1.30	verifying the villainous vanillas	House of Eeyore
0.83	1.00	skewered view of the fountainbleu	House of Eeyore
0.08	1.34	chowder's louder crowds	House of Eeyore
0.11	1.06	flummoxed flan lummox	House of Eeyore
0.60	1.36	halo round the hectacre	House of Eeyore
0.02	1.31	harbinger of heartburn halitosis	House of Eeyore
0.17	1.29	cheers to spears	House of Eeyore
0.54	1.33	jihad a baby it's a boy	House of Eeyore
0.01	1.05	letting the pox guarding the zenhouse	House of Eeyore
-0.20	1.79	the resurrected building of wisened subservience	House of Eeyore
0.11	1.28	just say gnaw (The Neptunes remix f/50 Cent)	House of Eeyore
-0.15	1.31	gravity's gaseous glowworms	House of Eeyore
0.18	1.02	for he's a folly good jello	House of Eeyore
-0.35	0.87	baked estrogen pillows layered over al dente discourse	House of Eeyore
-0.19	1.15	darryl licked the derelicts	House of Eeyore
0.37	1.58	Rene Descartes Blanc	House of Eeyore
0.18	1.18	catastrophic damage to the dainty cabbages	House of Eeyore
-0.05	1.43	Quicker then a Ray Charles of Light (OPEN 39576)	Hysterical Woman
-0.06	1.66	Hands Across the Water for Chocolate (insprired by Open)	Hysterical Woman
-0.21	1.76	John Ritter: Come and Knock on Death's Door (oops)	Hysterical Woman
0.45	1.29	Follow Your Hartford (2)	Hysterical Woman
-0.05	1.09	Indigent Indigenes	Hysterical Woman
-0.02	1.02	From Old to "Classic"	Hysterical Woman
0.04	1.23	Making a Colin Mochrie of the Whole Thing	Hysterical Woman
-0.04	1.17	Warships of Saints (2)	Hysterical Woman
-0.17	0.98	Warships of Saints	Hysterical Woman
-0.01	1.40	Gary Coleman for President (Open #41434)	Hysterical Woman
-0.36	0.94	Carmen Electra Complex: Version 2	Hysterical Woman
0.06	1.46	gristle while you work	Interesting Steve
-0.20	1.17	Why bother when the pub is open?	Interesting Steve
0.13	1.08	Cutting some slacks (Post crash re-write)	Interesting Steve
0.48	1.37	Acid Tabla	Interesting Steve
-0.10	1.09	Apartheidi	Interesting Steve
-0.28	1.39	Shallow gravy	Interesting Steve
-0.09	1.58	Nail clippings in an empty wine glass	Interesting Steve
-0.43	1.10	Manatee Fair	Interesting Steve
0.55	1.01	big truffle in little China	Interesting Steve
-0.41	1.13	Campaign to legalise Gomorrahy	Interesting Steve
0.34	1.06	Giving up the Ghost for lent (repost)	Interesting Steve
-0.45	1.06	the morgue the merrier	Interesting Steve
0.02	1.10	The sty's the limit	Interesting Steve
0.52	1.49	I can't get no putrifaction	Interesting Steve
0.27	1.14		Interesting Steve
-0.49	1.11	Well hung, overdrawn and quarter-poundered	Interesting Steve
0.06	1.12	Theological viagra: preventing omnimpotence	Interesting Steve
-0.22	0.99	Cur in the community	Interesting Steve
-0.12	1.00	Suspicious rinds (With a nod to Carter)	Interesting Steve
-0.23	1.26	Grit in the vaseline - Arizona's curse	Interesting Steve
0.25	1.14	Mississippi gurning	Interesting Steve
-0.43	1.10	A lass; poor Yorick!	Interesting Steve
-0.17	0.97	That Sin King feeling	Interesting Steve
0.27	1.30	Miami Vince	Interesting Steve
0.28	1.19	the ozone flayer	Interesting Steve
0.31	1.02	The flask of Zorro!	Interesting Steve
-0.52	1.36	The slalom witch time trials	Interesting Steve
0.31	1.08	Mary had a little Llama	Interesting Steve
0.10	1.10	service with a simile	Interesting Steve
0.05	1.23	Famous last nerds (tweaked)	Interesting Steve
-0.25	0.95	It's a wonderful half-life	Interesting Steve
0.54	0.83	The Brucie bonus!	Interesting Steve
-0.21	0.80	Trouser Sheikh	Interesting Steve
0.14	1.20	98% substance free (post crash repost)	Interesting Steve
-0.28	1.16	Romulus and Remix	Interesting Steve
0.40	1.14	Colonic immigration	Interesting Steve
0.16	0.91	drown on the farm	Interesting Steve
-0.15	0.86	One Norse town	Interesting Steve
-0.16	1.05	The morris in your sound system	Interesting Steve
0.16	1.22	Ass mark nine	Interesting Steve
0.04	0.58	Aphex twine	Interesting Steve
-0.42	1.29	women are from Venus, men are from bars	Interesting Steve
-0.01	0.91	Roadkill stew for a redneck crew (version 2)	Interesting Steve
0.30	1.28	A piss and a promise	Interesting Steve
-0.08	1.48	Gardeners question thyme	Interesting Steve
-0.07	1.04	cheap day return of the king	Interesting Steve
-0.11	1.29	Mortal Wombat	Interesting Steve
-0.04	0.93	Tales of the expected (I'm so sorry)	Interesting Steve
0.72	1.12	Nelson Mandola	Interesting Steve
-0.28	1.12	Today is the feast day of Christina the Astonishing	Interesting Steve
0.04	1.27	Because the night was made for loofahs	Interesting Steve
-0.27	1.00	Concubine harvester	Interesting Steve
-0.07	1.31	Enter the Dragoon	Interesting Steve
-0.50	1.02	The skills to buy the pills	Interesting Steve
-0.06	1.22	accidental Nero	Interesting Steve
-0.43	1.49	The great escalope	Interesting Steve
-0.61	1.47	This was 10 worthy until I started writing it.	Interesting Steve
0.00	0.80	strap on dodo	Interesting Steve
0.40	1.50	Don't put all your legs in one casket	Interesting Steve
-0.22	1.38	the human G gnome	Interesting Steve
0.25	1.18	Animal of the Carnivals	Interesting Steve
0.21	1.10	Vlad the Impala	Interesting Steve
-0.13	1.21	Occam's Erasure	Interesting Steve
-0.51	1.02	Deck of shards	Interesting Steve
-0.10	1.37	Paint your Wogan	Interesting Steve
-0.34	1.28	Bringing a part to a harpy	Interesting Steve
-0.35	1.34	Atrophy cabinet	Interesting Steve
0.07	1.09	Spelling Eros	Interesting Steve
0.02	1.00	Piddling while Rome burps	Interesting Steve
0.15	1.14	Papa's got a brand new colostomy bag	Interesting Steve
0.06	1.09	Cervix with a smile	Interesting Steve
-0.01	1.25	Location, dislocation, location	Interesting Steve
0.27	1.29	rest in piss	Interesting Steve
-0.38	1.07	Let's get ready to crumble	Interesting Steve
-0.24	1.27	Pole Voltaire	Interesting Steve
-0.08	1.08	Freudian drip	Interesting Steve
-0.23	1.14	The 64,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lire question	Interesting Steve
0.57	1.19	yeast inflection	Interesting Steve
-0.06	0.89	curiosity killed the catheter	Interesting Steve
0.58	1.37	Monkey for old rope	Interesting Steve
0.03	0.99	Rip-tide for your mother-in-law (Tweaked)	Interesting Steve
-0.02	0.97	loose canons	Interesting Steve
-0.20	1.10	his and hearse	Interesting Steve
0.19	1.22	Bus despot (The American way)	Interesting Steve
-0.01	1.20	Pubic enemy number one	Interesting Steve
-0.09	1.01	voting floaters	Interesting Steve
-0.15	1.20	Rembrandts keep falling on my head	Interesting Steve
0.70	1.24	get your goat, you've pulled	Interesting Steve
0.16	1.18	Everyone's a weiner, baby	Interesting Steve
0.16	1.42	Ears on my pillow	Interesting Steve
0.03	1.23	Orville and Dean	Interesting Steve
-0.40	1.30	Woodstain trifle	Interesting Steve
-0.69	1.84	Warren's buffet	Interesting Steve
0.08	1.01	Intestine, intestine, one two three	Interesting Steve
-0.28	1.06	Face down in the bidet	Interesting Steve
-0.26	1.10	whatever bloats your float	Interesting Steve
-0.24	1.44	Courtesans - going down in history	Interesting Steve
0.74	1.45	Abscess makes the heart grow fungus	Interesting Steve
0.09	0.93	It's a fair coprolite	Interesting Steve
0.61	1.31	no guts, no gory	Interesting Steve
0.02	1.36	Sleeping with the anemone	Interesting Steve
-0.27	1.15	Veni V.D. Vici	Interesting Steve
0.31	1.07	Hammer house of commerce	Interesting Steve
-0.47	1.66	Falling from Grace Jones	Interesting Steve
0.07	0.97	A Fistfull of Molars	Interesting Steve
0.14	1.61	Winning the bat and electing to toss	Interesting Steve
0.20	1.16	Left handed braille pornography	Interesting Steve
0.46	1.33	Steady on Mr Beethoven, that's your fifth	Interesting Steve
0.25	0.95	The Albino Country Dance Band	Interesting Steve
0.01	1.55	Peehole surgery	Interesting Steve
0.35	1.25	Incontinental Drift	Interesting Steve
0.05	0.86	Splice up your love wipe	Interesting Steve
0.05	1.49	Fear of the dork (My other audition, belated repost)	Interesting Steve
0.47	1.11	My open audition 34... now lost forever (Originally posted by BP)	Interesting Steve
0.11	0.94	Stone Cold Jane Austen	Interesting Steve
-0.10	1.12	Warhammer dulcimer	Interesting Steve
0.34	1.22	hernia rose I bring you	Interesting Steve
-0.13	1.47	With fond memories of the 'Beano' joke page	Interesting Steve
0.05	0.97	rock around the glock	Interesting Steve
-0.33	0.87	Changing horses in the middle of the shoot	Interesting Steve
0.06	1.33	braindrops keep falling on my head	Interesting Steve
-0.67	1.46	Urban leg ends	Interesting Steve
-0.59	1.15	The way to a man's fart is through his stomach	Interesting Steve
0.12	1.08	Bone Idol	Interesting Steve
0.05	1.17	Ah! Bidets are here again	Interesting Steve
0.08	1.23	Do rich men get piles of gold?	Interesting Steve
-0.15	1.08	Like a vandal in the wind	Interesting Steve
0.14	1.26	The Rhino in your Lino	Interesting Steve
-0.05	1.31	In the land of the blind, nobody is scared of spiders	Interesting Steve
-0.08	1.01	The rash is always greener on the other side	Interesting Steve
0.52	1.06	Last of the red hot pokers (Slight re-write)	Interesting Steve
0.77	1.50	The mad Hatter's E-party	Interesting Steve
0.25	1.27	Music for the wilted generation	Interesting Steve
0.09	1.23	And figs might ply!	Interesting Steve
0.45	1.29	Manga from Heaven	Interesting Steve
0.14	0.92	show me the way to grow gnomes	Interesting Steve
0.69	1.48	Clash of the Titians	Interesting Steve
-0.38	1.21	Crazy for ewe (my take on 7248, with permission)	Interesting Steve
-0.13	1.21	Free little pigs	Interesting Steve
0.18	1.20	Why do turds suddenly appear?	Interesting Steve
0.09	1.06	I want to believe it's not butter (Spellchecked)	Interesting Steve
-0.29	1.09	Getting in to bad Hobbits	Interesting Steve
-0.30	0.50	A plague on words	Interesting Steve
-0.03	1.59	Hey diddle diddle the Carter and the Fidel	Interesting Steve
0.09	1.39	Colon cancer: dying from the bum upwards	Interesting Steve
0.01	1.10	The Outer Limpits	Interesting Steve
0.08	1.21	now I'm a bereaver	Interesting Steve
-0.09	1.32	(Percy Bysshe Shelley) Apologies to all	Interesting Steve
-0.44	1.45	Rumble in the fungal	Interesting Steve
0.27	1.08	Here's looking at Euclid (Post crash repost)	Interesting Steve
-0.08	0.91	a new and flatulent God arises	Interesting Steve
-0.36	0.71	never... was so much owed by so many to tofu (spellchecked)	Interesting Steve
-0.34	1.40	Significant udder	Interesting Steve
-0.22	1.10	Khartoum Network	Interesting Steve
-0.10	0.99	Pubic execution	Interesting Steve
-0.09	1.49	When the Pre-Raphaelites come on again, all over the world	Interesting Steve
-0.34	1.88	Emergency exit wounds (My Dad told me this joke)	Interesting Steve
-0.25	1.00	looks like reindeer	Interesting Steve
0.22	1.26	The impotence of being Ernest	Interesting Steve
0.47	1.26	madrigal stones	Interesting Steve
-0.18	1.45	Spleen infested fungus	Interesting Steve
0.26	0.91	Sinks leaving a shipping rat	Interesting Steve
-0.38	1.25	Nuzzling the nubile nape of notoriety	Interesting Steve
-0.43	1.06	Samsung and Delilah	Interesting Steve
-0.12	1.38	The hills are alive with the sound of prozac	Interesting Steve
0.11	0.88	Low fat communion wafers: I can't believe it's not Jesus	Interesting Steve
0.01	0.96	access all arias	Interesting Steve
-0.20	1.12	Fellatio sucks, anthropophagy chews	Interesting Steve
-0.21	1.18	Spot the diffidence	Interesting Steve
-0.02	1.12	Pissing on your typo-free compost heap	Interesting Steve
-0.19	0.90	The best of Vaughan Williams - a no-cd collection	Interesting Steve
0.00	1.10	BASIC instinct (post crash repost)	Interesting Steve
0.08	1.30	Let's call the whole thing offal	Interesting Steve
-0.24	1.21	Mile wide club - Grab a fatty	Interesting Steve
-0.46	1.09	taralasamartyr	Interesting Steve
0.55	1.62	Drop dead, gorgeous	Interesting Steve
0.08	0.98	Terminal ear wax	Interesting Steve
0.18	0.88	Perverting the Corpse of Justice again	Interesting Steve
0.41	1.08	Hangnail and eye	Interesting Steve
-0.12	1.27	The Garden of Edam	Interesting Steve
-0.11	0.83	Dr Livingstone, I exhume?	Interesting Steve
0.28	1.18	Life's bitch pageant	Interesting Steve
0.96	1.76	lawn darts in your sensitive parts	Ipso Facto
0.38	1.40	The Sword and the Spinal Cord	Ipso Facto
0.00	1.28	The mosquitoes in your speedo	Ipso Facto
0.04	1.02	toxic sock syndrome	Ipso Facto
0.14	1.28	I said it once before but it bears re-posting now.	Ipso Facto
-0.07	1.51	Have Nun, Will Raffle	Ipso Facto
0.23	1.15	Wouldn't you like to be a heifer, part two?	Ipso Facto
0.53	1.07	The side effect you least expect	Ipso Facto
0.47	1.13	Turpentine in the Altar Wine	Ipso Facto
0.60	1.40	The eyeball floating in your highball	Ipso Facto
-0.07	1.75	An Issue With Your Inner Tissue (Attr: btg #4662)	Ipso Facto
-0.19	1.45	unspeakable evil at the local boll weevil	Ipso Facto
-0.01	0.68	getting on better with your associate red meat contemporaries	Ipso Facto
0.19	1.69	Like a Baboon with a Harpoon	Ipso Facto
-0.04	1.10	Putting the hair in "harrowing"	Irving
-0.31	1.21	filligree for your fricasee	Jamie
-0.17	1.14	a man, a plan, a canneloni (revised)	Jamie
-0.15	1.46	the swellegant universe	Jamie
-0.24	1.25	Chang & Eng & Edith & Archie	Jamie
-0.13	1.40	three no brain (revised per comments)	Jamie
-0.15	1.31	In Excelsis Dayglo 2	Jamie
0.18	1.01	Salivation Army	Jamie
-0.58	1.45	the codeine daiquiri of comics	Jamie
0.38	1.41	mens sala in corpore salo	Jamie
0.08	1.58	get your dander up for the loving cup	Jamie
0.27	1.25	Give That Pope a Mullet, 1	Jamie
0.71	1.60	100 percent of the vote	Jamie
-0.09	1.02	Fear of a Chartreuse Planet	Jamie
-0.17	1.49	A Dutiful Grind	Jamie
0.05	1.01	Ass Hat Linux	Jamie
-0.17	1.31	Hand me down genes	Jeff R
-0.09	1.71	...makes my nipples hard	Jeff R
0.40	1.41	subcutaneous humor gets under my skin	JillSwift
-0.62	1.79	post ilness reconstructionalism	JillSwift
-0.22	1.40	Say that we're sweethearts again!	JillSwift
-1.50	1.97	My Mongolia	jkc
0.26	0.87	Pulitzer my finger	Jmillius
0.27	1.26	The sanguineous fluid flowing through the veins of humor	Jmillius
0.73	1.49	Swinging from a hanging bandolier	Jmillius
-0.06	1.33	McTurtle soup, fast food made from slow creatures	Jmillius
0.03	1.06	Manacled to a cannibal who makes typos	Jmillius
0.11	1.32	Potassium Possum Hydroxide	Jmillius
0.18	1.04	this comic will disavow any knowledge of humor	Jmillius
0.12	1.33	If you toss the dwarf, don't tell the elf	Jmillius
-0.15	0.97	Do fireflies pay lightbills?	Jmillius
0.08	1.01	the lissome dance of the rotten plum fairies	Jmillius
0.58	1.57	pentagons, hexagons, and epigone	Jmillius
0.08	0.84	Spatial tears in the comic-time theory	Jmillius
-0.12	1.30	fan-fiction for my fictional fans	Jmillius
0.53	1.13	Down-lined flak jackets	Jmillius
0.48	1.18	insane squirrels with gaping chest wounds	Jmillius
-0.01	1.18	Remix: Voodoo Chilli	Jmillius
0.00	1.05	the treehugging hottie was lemuriffic	Jmillius
-0.13	1.09	Saints vs Lions, this Sunday in Rome	Jmillius
-0.06	1.34	Mellifluous ideas pouring into my head	Jmillius
-0.30	1.45	The treehugging lemur was a hottie	Jmillius
0.40	1.13	The slimy trail of snail mail	Jmillius
0.53	1.37	Puppies: free to good home, make excellent moving targets	Jmillius
0.21	1.26	Translucent donkeys are glassy asses	Jmillius
0.02	1.29	wet dreams may come	JoeNotCharles
0.15	1.62	the bloody battle for butter	JoeNotCharles
-0.46	1.53	detained but not restrained	JoeNotCharles
-0.12	1.18	partying on the yard-arm	JoeNotCharles
-0.07	1.31	Rum raisin bran	JoeNotCharles
-0.12	1.46	the kitty lived, but is now a Manx (true story)	JoeNotCharles
-0.22	1.21	a large order of macho balls	JoeNotCharles
0.24	1.25	this little lighted mime	JoeNotCharles
-0.12	1.66	Hip hop chop shop	JoeNotCharles
0.07	1.56	several strange sorts of suction	JoeNotCharles
0.22	1.41	Seduced by the dork side of the farce	JohntheAuthor
-0.36	1.74	The only reason I exercise is to hear heavy breathing again	JohntheAuthor
-0.44	1.25	George W. Bush: Never send a pretzel to do a man's job.	JohntheAuthor
-0.37	1.60	sunday sunday monsterrrr trucks	julius
0.15	1.42	what dreams may come	julius
-0.80	1.77	pickled herring and whitefish	julius
0.17	0.87	revoltron (open #111027)	KillingAllTheFlies
0.32	1.25	femoral imperative (open #111031)	KillingAllTheFlies
-0.51	1.05	some kind of muenster (take 2)	KillingAllTheFlies
-0.76	0.83	astronautical miles davis (open #111067)	KillingAllTheFlies
-0.83	1.36	cuidado! llamas!	KillingAllTheFlies
-0.60	1.50	Akitchen Cabinet	Kodiak
-0.39	1.12	-1 for unoriginal tagline	Kodiak
0.39	1.08	love to hear the goblin goin' tweet tweet tweet	Kodiak
-0.35	1.49	crispy cholera slammers	kohne
0.00	1.16	cincinnati alfredo	kohne
0.40	0.95	hoose booze	kohne
0.34	1.13	sweet pluot gravy (#66890)	kohne
0.03	1.39	discount orphan jubilee	kohne
-0.98	1.83	cognitive dissonance	libertine
-0.74	1.22	you've got a lot to learn about rock 'n roll	libertine
-0.88	1.67	sounds like...	libertine
-0.96	1.73	a fine line between right and wrong	libertine
-0.34	1.52	fry it up in a pan	libertine
-0.49	1.57	there's always room for Jell-O	libertine
0.00	1.59	stars and bars	libertine
-0.50	1.43	the information supercollider	libertine
-0.94	2.00	llllemon	lilith
-0.92	1.37	nudge nudge wink wink	lilith
-0.60	1.63	a christmas meatroll	lilith
-0.51	1.60	lurking in the wires	lilith
-0.70	1.85	true to itself	lilith
-0.10	1.03	the mechanical bull market	lordstatik
-0.11	1.00	meat harvest festival	lordstatik
-0.24	1.27	filibuster for kids: james and the giant speech	lordstatik
-0.25	0.84	paging doctor mammogram	lordstatik
-0.13	1.32	cooking two birds with one stove	lordstatik
-0.25	0.70	kabob marley and the impalers	lordstatik
0.60	1.23	mesh ball mess hall (open 44926)	lordstatik
0.55	1.27	canned food drive for the recently canned.	lordstatik
0.04	1.03	go go gadget savant	lordstatik
-0.14	1.30	testing the dog waters	lordstatik
0.02	0.88	(tub)girl power!	lordstatik
0.15	1.41	this is dingbat country	lordstatik
0.05	1.34	arsenic and old spice	lordstatik
-0.14	1.19	teflon coated cornflakes	lordstatik
-0.24	1.29	Hooked on Phoenix	lordstatik
0.04	1.08	candied adam's apple	lordstatik
0.01	0.91	punch line sold separately	lordstatik
0.01	0.86	the spirits promised I would win the nomination!	lordstatik
0.46	1.00	disaster relief for ant farmers	lordstatik
0.14	1.24	spoon fever	lordstatik
-0.04	1.25	driving miss buttersworth	lordstatik
0.02	1.31	artificial indoctrination	lordstatik
-0.23	1.04	two if tai-chi	lordstatik
0.10	0.98	recreational surgery	lordstatik
0.80	0.94	bald faced eagle	lordstatik
0.39	0.99	the piranhas under your mistletoe	lordstatik
-0.20	1.11	the only prescription is more cow balls	lordstatik
0.36	1.09	follow the buffalo wings (open 44927)	lordstatik
0.50	1.33	putting the racecar out to stud	lordstatik
0.29	0.74	back to the stupor	lordstatik
-0.10	1.36	this comic gets butchered in the dark	lordstatik
0.18	1.31	illegal moving spleen	lordstatik
0.59	1.10	coupons in the collection plate	lordstatik
0.02	0.89	someone put dinner in my lunchbox	lordstatik
-0.01	0.97	the tangy blast of mustard gas	lordstatik
0.22	1.03	lather, mince, and red meat	lordstatik
0.26	0.83	detroit smock city	lordstatik
0.16	1.02	distilled meat juice	lordstatik
0.06	0.97	over the river and through the swill	lordstatik
0.00	0.71	kid tested, usda approved	lordstatik
0.24	1.08	loaded dice: the gift that keeps on grifting	lordstatik
-0.12	1.15	the mortar the merrier	lordstatik
-0.18	1.31	batter up, and don't waffle	lordstatik
0.29	1.52	evidence of cola found on mars	lordstatik
0.13	0.94	helping hands caressing your backside	lordstatik
-0.17	1.21	last stop on the funk train	lordstatik
0.26	1.32	"look maw, no hands!"	lordstatik
-0.01	1.01	fecal alcohol syndrome	lordstatik
0.15	0.73	fresh brains at the zombie bakesale	lordstatik
-0.08	0.78	naked mole rats of the apocalypse (inspired by ggc)	Luchog
0.16	1.17	a match made in heck	Luchog
-0.12	1.29	crying into your beer goggles (reducks)	Luchog
0.00	0.92	praying hands on your pots and pans (Scraping the Open #41867)	Luchog
-0.11	1.35	crying into your beer goggles	Luchog
0.31	1.10	Jorge Luis of Borg (new and improved)	Magus
-0.04	0.99	Aggravated Flattery	Magus
0.12	1.43	The Red Meat Party	Magus
0.28	0.90	Health Care Disorderly	Magus
-0.11	1.12	The Pillsbury Kama Sutra	Magus
0.13	0.80	Bury me deep, I'm cold and clammy	Magus
0.24	1.29	The Domin-Matrix	Magus
-0.25	0.99	Beat the Meetles	Magus
0.23	1.37	I am Iron Supplement Man	Magus
0.17	1.64	Inspired by Ghastly	Magus
0.17	1.02	Black Sabbatical	Magus
0.19	0.86	Nuclear Missals (Fixing an ancient mistake)	Magus
-0.21	0.88	Flower Petals for Power Metal	Magus
-0.02	1.09	Nostrilferatu	Magus
0.07	1.34	A Clockwork Orangutan	Magus
0.28	1.48	Teletubbyevangelists	Magus
-0.58	1.16	The Varnished Sages of Win	Magus
-0.18	1.30	don't be a soren loser	MalaVelho
-0.03	1.75	Quivering on the End of the Fork	MalaVelho
-0.44	0.80	Footnotes to Dana Plato	markdiscordia
0.05	1.28	Perpetual Lotion Machine	markdiscordia
-0.62	1.64	Engagement Wring	markdiscordia
0.00	1.29	It's not a tumor!	markdiscordia
0.15	1.40	Cute as a Panic Button	markdiscordia
0.16	1.12	454 Grams of Flesh	markdiscordia
0.34	1.82	Rockettes to Russia	markdiscordia
0.04	1.13	Logical Phallus	markdiscordia
0.84	1.32	Open repost 1: Even Jesus Hates Creed	markdiscordia
-0.06	1.61	Old-Growth Redneck	markdiscordia
-0.08	1.57	The First Rule of Mime Club	markdiscordia
0.41	1.29	The Sound of One Hand Fapping	markdiscordia
0.29	1.40	Bread and circuses	markdiscordia
0.21	1.27	The Awful Waffle Towards God	markdiscordia
-0.07	1.77	Colorless Green Ideas Bat Cleanup	markdiscordia
0.73	1.54	This Is The Optimus Primeval	markdiscordia
0.20	1.22	Open Repost 2: Erskine Bowling for Dollars	markdiscordia
-0.05	1.14	Glassy McJaggedshard's Candy Factory	markdiscordia
0.05	1.20	The Gay Logician Was An Expert In Analogy	markdiscordia
-1.31	1.00	Kaiser Wilhelm Scream	marmelmm
0.08	1.28	drinking cider, hidden flagon	Mingelover
-0.08	1.15	paper machete	Mingelover
0.08	1.20	jokes that inbreed	Mingelover
-0.13	1.16	i immune gen, an a loose ya	Mingelover
0.30	1.13	christmas evil	Mingelover
-0.55	0.97	abusing my religion (open ????)	Mingelover
-0.45	1.40	carnal carnival (2)	Mingelover
0.01	1.50	silly strands of semen	Mingelover
-0.42	1.26	irrelevant irreverence	Mingelover
-0.26	1.56	shouting obscenities at deaf people	Mingelover
0.00	0.85	a caper on paper	Mingelover
0.29	1.01	crazed and defused (rewrite)	Mingelover
-0.10	1.24	stained and delivered	Mingelover
-0.07	1.27	karmageddon	Mingelover
0.98	1.41	venomous verbal vomit	Mingelover
-0.07	1.50	some loathsome load	Mingelover
0.06	1.31	desultory defecations	Mingelover
0.26	1.64	scorbutical shenanigans	Mingelover
0.23	1.48	as fresh as the day it was aborted	Mingelover
0.11	1.08	know your enema	Mingelover
-0.30	1.39	digests reader	Mingelover
-0.35	1.37	veja du	Mingelover
-0.07	1.04	act-fancer cybernetic hyper weapon	Mingelover
0.96	1.10	frogs in my clogs	Mingelover
0.22	1.20	writing a wrong	Mingelover
0.31	1.26	fondling foundlings	Mingelover
-0.10	0.77	tar ar do mhathair	Mingelover
-0.17	1.09		Mingelover
0.19	1.33	terminal titillation	Mingelover
-0.56	1.58	the vague fugue	Mingelover
0.47	0.88	remains of the gay (dashed by popular demand)	Mingelover
-0.32	1.27	meat the parents	Mingelover
-0.11	1.01	greatest thing since briced slead	Mingelover
-0.11	1.65	licensed to ill	Mingelover
0.26	1.15	clitoral damage	Mingelover
-0.40	1.48	freelanced pants	Mingelover
0.54	1.04	pre-emptive dyke (well from what I can remember)	Mingelover
-0.14	1.09	defunct debauchery	Mingelover
-0.04	1.47	101 Claymations, Take 2	Minja
0.22	1.28	Gremlin Fever! Catch It!	Minja
-0.31	1.27	Sippin' on Gin and Juice Soup	Minja
-0.38	1.43	hotdog relish fetish	moby
0.09	1.12	eat your meals with your toes	moby
0.02	1.63	Garbage barge off Humor's coast (rewrite)	m_cammarano
0.64	1.21	Fighting the prophylaxis powers	m_cammarano
0.21	1.69	The jellied gristle in your giggle porridge	m_cammarano
0.07	1.14	Geek grrls make fun of my floppy disk	m_cammarano
0.61	1.75	Soothing salve for sore funnybones	m_cammarano
-0.94	1.69	Out of charm's way	m_cammarano
0.55	1.55	Capybara chimichanga	m_cammarano
-0.38	1.41	fondling puppies behind the shed (Open 2692, by Rakfink)	m_cammarano
-1.06	1.87	Maximum schnitzel overdrive	m_cammarano
-0.63	1.71	thinking man's bidet	m_cammarano
-0.26	1.29	Ignore the tiny crop circles in your cilia	m_cammarano
0.19	1.27	Plump dumplings of moist bedevilment	m_cammarano
-0.45	1.47	Sarcophagus full of esophagus sausages	m_cammarano
1.60	1.76	The Fall	Nat
0.43	1.72	Smoking Swedes	Nat
-0.15	1.45	Neighbourhood Swatch	Nat
-0.01	1.81	The Piltdown Mon	Nat
-0.47	2.08	Cash Cows for Jesus	Nat
0.95	1.90	Buzz and Beak	Nat
-0.94	1.51	Learn In Hell	Nat
-0.01	1.68	Unclean	Nat
-0.72	1.88	Justice is sweet, but Toblerone tastes better	Nat
-0.21	1.92	real buttery taste in every bite.	Neo
-0.77	1.68	100% real fruit	Neo
0.21	1.06	rent-a-carlsberg	Nightengail
0.29	1.25	Flurries of Flatulence	Nightengail
0.28	0.89	The Quiet Stormtrooper	Nightengail
0.03	1.09	must be this tall to writhe	Nightengail
0.26	1.17	custard filled pinata	Nightengail
0.17	1.19	faust come, faust served	Nightengail
0.32	0.93	welcome to the karaoke machine	Nightengail
0.15	1.23	Singing Sopranos in the Vienna Boys Choir (without the gannet)	Nildo Crapo
0.15	1.19	Blackjack night at the S & M parlor	Nildo Crapo
-0.12	1.10	Spellcheck (spellchecked)	Nildo Crapo
-0.14	1.31	Are you ready for some foosball	Nildo Crapo
-0.85	1.26	Zing! Zing! Went the Strings of My Bladder!	norbizness
-0.32	1.02	Coffee Is For Closers	norbizness
-0.12	1.12	The way to a man's heart is through a gap in the ribcage	Nuke-Marine
0.20	1.46	puts the feel ya' in pedophilia	Nuke-Marine
-0.23	1.31	yet another practical application of used foreskin	Nuke-Marine
-0.68	1.11	sniffing the stinky finger	Nuke-Marine
0.30	1.11	ACME Nooses: Good to the last drop	Nuke-Marine
-0.29	1.23	putting the typo in typogrifee	Nuke-Marine
-0.12	1.07	in which he learned not to post drunk	Nuke-Marine
0.35	1.11	two-story oedipal complex for rent	Nuke-Marine
0.06	1.32	Grazing Upon the Glory (my open #40963)	Nuke-Marine
-0.16	1.18	Hey now, you're a porn star	Nuke-Marine
-0.65	1.05	give a hand for no ply toilet paper	Nuke-Marine
-0.33	1.16	slippery when wet dreams	Nuke-Marine
0.34	0.90	Conan the Librarian (my open #42247)	Nuke-Marine
-0.11	1.21	one-armed ass bandit	Nuke-Marine
-0.08	1.17	hung like a jewish carpenter (without the body piercings)	Nuke-Marine
1.05	1.43	Beating a patch of grass where there used to be a dead horse.	Nuke-Marine
-0.37	1.09	european on my leg (my open 41651)	Nuke-Marine
-0.30	1.50	Adam Condoms: Ribbed for her creation	Nuke-Marine
0.25	1.38	buttery nipple piercings	Nuke-Marine
0.32	1.10	An oldie but goody two-shoe.	Nuke-Marine
0.35	1.12	I like my red meat clean (rated pg for penile grating)	Nuke-Marine
0.46	1.08	Red Meat for Dummies	Nuke-Marine
-0.33	0.90	A Pimple on the Ass of Humanity	Nuke-Marine
0.03	1.08	when parting the red sea put a towel on the bed	Nuke-Marine
0.56	1.63	the tink tink of metal plates in first place	Nuke-Marine
0.32	1.47	Moonshine Seranade	Nuke-Marine
0.04	1.27		Nuke-Marine
-0.28	0.79	No animals were sexually molested in the making of this movie	Nuke-Marine
0.42	1.16	Bon Aniversaire au Vous! (my open #42191)	Nuke-Marine
-0.13	1.03	one year of toenail clippings	Nuke-Marine
-0.35	1.23	diet pills for starving children	Nuke-Marine
-0.12	0.98	British hookers charge by the pound	Nuke-Marine
0.13	1.41	the tangy aftertaste of rectal thermometers	Nuke-Marine
0.21	1.38	offended plucked eyeball collection	Nuke-Marine
-0.07	1.23	there comes a time in everyman's life when he must die	Nuke-Marine
-0.01	1.11	donkey punch'n judy (the multi-cultural tag)	Nuke-Marine
-0.17	1.00	Painting by Numbers with Rodents (my open #40983)	Nuke-Marine
-0.20	1.08	In the dark, it ain't about black or white. It's about who washed.	Nuke-Marine
-0.27	1.12	Same strip, different Doris Day	Nuke-Marine
-0.01	1.52	less chance than a hamster in a bathhouse	Nuke-Marine
0.10	0.94	Man on the Rum	Nuke-Marine
0.23	1.24	penthouse magazine's annual scratch and sniff edition	Nuke-Marine
-0.74	0.60	bungie jumping from the umbilical cord	Nuke-Marine
0.01	1.27	jungle fever blister	Nuke-Marine
-0.20	1.15	nibbled to death by cats (thanx 2 Russetfox)	Nuke-Marine
-0.34	1.23	subtle as a fart in a bathtub	Nuke-Marine
-0.29	0.78	love hurts, especially if you're willing to pay extra	Nuke-Marine
-0.13	0.82	full feline nudity, meow	Nuke-Marine
-0.03	1.11	pass kentucky on the left-hand side	Nuke-Marine
0.08	1.55	Super Dave Saves the World Yet Again (my open #42377)	Nuke-Marine
-0.22	1.34	where no man has gone before (no, not Janet Reno)	Nuke-Marine
0.09	1.06	Feeling the winds of fate (my open #40965)	Nuke-Marine
0.03	1.64	Family Matters of State (my open #42193)	Nuke-Marine
0.31	1.35	Rythm and Blue's Clues	Nuke-Marine
-0.46	2.39	zima in nine new flavors	Number44
-0.73	2.02	ROCK ME, MOTHER TERESA	Number44
-1.27	2.29	jeremiah johnson sings the blues	Number44
-2.17	1.54	SHOEHORN FOR THE SOUL	Number44
-0.59	1.90	SAMSONITE SUSPECTED IN SMUGGLING RING	Number44
-0.24	1.72	GET DOWN AND DO THE APOCALYPSO	Number44
-1.06	1.66	SLICED BEETLES AND BROKEN NEEDLES	Number44
-1.50	1.78	tight as a twelve year old's bum	Number44
-0.38	1.62	WHACHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR JEWS?	Number44
-0.81	1.92	IT'S LIKE BUTTAH!	Number44
-0.99	1.83	PSYCHOPATH MIDGETS STORM KREMLIN	Number44
-0.46	1.74	DEMON SEED FOR HEALTHY BREEDS	Number44
-0.03	1.34	family fun that's fun for the whole family (open 40971)	obc_spike
-0.05	1.28	lost in spaceba (Open 41191)	obc_spike
-0.03	1.67	Another sufferer of Whacked Mole Syndrome (revisited)	obc_spike
0.35	1.03	a brain trust of cosmic dust	obc_spike
-0.13	0.90	the special sauce is boss	opus
0.04	0.86	Where's the Buffalo? Rome?	opus
-0.40	1.49	mandatory gravy	opus
0.25	0.83	Shock the Moonpie (riff)	opus
0.09	0.58	Banana Split Personality Riff on #8741	opus
-0.10	1.08	Knock Knock Jokes for Ding Dongs	opus
0.07	1.30	pixellated porcupines of purpose	opus
0.13	1.17	Livin' La Gadda da Vida Loca	opus
0.67	1.15	speed bump in the parking lot of your mind	opus
0.01	1.11	Remember the Alimony	opus
0.13	0.94	Pear Pimples for Hairy Fishnuts	opus
0.06	1.56	placidly awaiting the hangman	opus
-0.11	1.06	spleen is a thing with feathers	OrganLeroy
0.74	1.07	transsexual pests spayed and neutered	Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.29	1.22	maverick spray that's getting away (remix)	Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.08	1.27	a white lie is aversion of the truth	Orion Q. Pickletickle
0.24	0.77	gonna auk down to penguin avenue	Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.23	0.82	diarrhetic diuretics provide double-barreled action	Orion Q. Pickletickle
0.26	0.94	fundamentalist suicide plumber	Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.20	0.80	how do you solve a problem like gonorrhea?	Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.24	0.97	it's audi doody time	Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.30	1.64	you don't know where that finger's been	PerlDiver
-0.16	1.06	aqueous humours from nacreous tumors	PerlDiver
0.09	1.72	My grandma can beat up your grandma(REVISED)	pete
-0.23	1.04	no spuds to boil	pete
-0.46	1.42	a street girl named desire'	pete
0.17	1.28	a world of pure dimasculation	pete
0.11	1.44	The empire smokes crack	pete
-0.25	1.21	poaching from "Go Die" one last time	Pete B
-0.16	1.37	the department of surrealism presents ... (v. 2.0)	Pete B
0.12	1.39	bad touched by an angel	Pete B
-0.09	1.09	sesame street's best tattoo parlor	Pete B
0.10	1.17	it's like when you think you have to pass gas, but you're wrong	Pete B
0.17	1.24	the comic that wants neo to throw the oracle into mount doom (2)	Pete B
-0.03	0.93	today's high score is April Employee of the Month	Pete B
0.40	1.10	someday, you'll look back on this and laugh. or weep bitterly.	Pete B
-0.67	1.36	one more partiallyclips strip, then you gotta read 'em yourself	Pete B
-0.47	1.06	just a bunch of goddamn plagiarists (steve abandons 5705)	Pete B
-0.04	0.94	let daddy show you how to screw up a comic (5781)	Pete B
0.18	1.28	chicken soup for the soulless	Pete B
-0.17	1.28	tempting fate with delicious chocolates	Pete B
-0.14	1.04	million man mulch (attrib: Sluggy Freelance)	Pete B
0.40	1.05	jack in the pandora's box	Pete B
0.19	1.12	the vigilantes in your panties	Pete B
0.66	1.36	suffer, children, suffer	Pete B
0.05	1.41	attrib: "Go Die" by Mark Peaslee	Pete B
0.46	1.10	roving blood bank ATM	Pete B
-0.03	1.57	open meat night at the improv (open 25507, revised)	Pete B
-0.52	1.12	warning: may contain humor-like substance	Pete B
0.26	0.82	it's the taglines that are truly lost, never to be recovered	Pete B
0.30	1.02	time keeps on slipping into the guard rail	Pete B
0.04	1.29	just like a comic strip, but without all the pesky "humor"	Pete B
0.56	1.53	any resemblance between these events and actual humor is coincidental	Pete B
0.25	1.44	nattering nabobs of nudism	Pete B
-1.09	2.42	the doggie poo on comedy's shoe	Pete B
-0.22	1.01	the comic that just wants your love ... but will settle for fear	Pete B
-0.52	1.51	i still say the monkey was asking for it	Pete B
0.43	1.46	attribution, dammit: "Go Die" by Mark Peaslee	Pete B
0.14	1.01	going further south on an even more broken compass	Pete B
0.16	1.31	the comedic equivalent of an unpleasant burning sensation	Pete B
0.05	1.24	I know right where you can stick that "disappearing fence", buddy	Pete B
0.12	1.23	requium for the treated and released	Pete B
-0.61	1.47	dare you to drink the water	Pete B
-0.27	1.49	and the crowd grows weed (open 23046)	Pete B
-0.32	1.15	don't feed the furries (thanksgiving remix)	Pete B
0.09	1.24	where the rules are made up and the electoral votes don't matter	Pete B
-0.29	1.36	b is for bookie, that's good enough for me	Pete B
-0.08	1.41	my precious scores! they're melting! they're melting! (still)	Pete B
-0.26	1.17	downgraded to "axis of complete jerks"	Pete B
-0.17	1.26	hamsters for hipsters	Pete B
0.07	1.24	+5 for knowing where voter lives	Pete B
0.68	1.28	looking forward to that hot steve/tam baby-makin' action	Pete B
0.16	0.97	fry like an eagle (redux)	Pete B
0.08	1.26	unlubricated justice	Pete B
-0.10	1.44	getting in bad touch with your inner child	Pete B
-0.03	1.13	wankers of the world, unite!	Pete B
-0.10	1.56	baba yoga	Pete B
0.05	1.27	anthrax sports page	Pete B
0.29	1.55	atrb: rob balder, partiallyclips.com, "fishing with grampa"	Pete B
-0.30	1.34	how much bone could a bone saw saw if a bone saw could saw bone? v.2	Pete B
0.48	1.50	mustardseed lifesaver (original author, with tweaking)	Pete B
-0.47	1.24	sign the petition; put Bug-Eyed Earl on Survivor, now! (corrected)	Pete B
0.32	1.26	waging the war on ducks	Pete B
0.19	0.95	wacky slumlord of your comedy ghetto	Pete B
0.04	0.99	an old contest, a new beginning	Pete B
-0.26	1.22	the comic that understands "clever oxymoron" is an oxymoron	Pete B
-0.56	1.32	anybody else want to see Billy, Jeffy, and co. as character options?	Pete B
0.21	1.20	i have no tag -- i just like saying "naughty dead clown"	Pete B
-0.31	0.57	it's funny because it's true	Pete B
-0.21	1.81	the sicker picker-upper	Pete B
0.07	1.63	it's only a cliche if it sucks; otherwise, it's an archetype	Pete B
-0.24	1.47	carcinogenic joke substitute	Pete B
-0.12	1.28	erratica, again	Pete B
0.06	1.10	tastes just like hobbit	Pete B
0.31	1.09	karmically-unsound comedy	Pete B
0.02	1.19	burlap dance 3: rise of the burlap machines (orig: 5653)	Pete B
-0.43	1.34	this comic will self-delete in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...	Pete B
0.22	1.22	sub-standard deviation (take 2)	Pete B
-1.59	3.10	help pete help soren test the site!	Pete B
-0.12	1.03	look, maw! another anonymous, snarky voter comment!	Pete B
-0.05	1.33	happy dogs playing leapfrog (my take on 3957)	Pete B
-0.27	1.53	the Dremel tool? it's for my feet.	Pete B
-2.35	2.78	a public service announcement	Pete B
-0.24	0.98	turn your head and scoff	Pete B
0.26	1.15	varnish -- the other white meat (v. 1.1)	Pete B
0.10	1.35	hellacious Nerf smackdown	Pete B
0.48	1.06	a penny for keeping your thoughts to yourself	Pete B
-0.19	1.26	the tao of tom and jerry	Pete B
-1.09	1.07	burning down the dog ... and it's still burning	Pete B
-0.23	0.87	inalienable blights	Pete B
-0.10	1.27	the comic strip that wants you to put it down and back away, slowly	Pete B
0.61	1.23	am I the only one who notices Dan's nametag is backwards?	Pete B
0.39	1.17	not so much bad taste as no taste at all	Pete B
0.23	1.34	just because nobody can understand you doesn't mean it's art	Pete B
-0.33	1.38	Jesus loves you, but He doesn't have to like it	Pete B
-0.02	1.03	topless aggression	Pete B
-0.99	2.14	get your nasty comments ready; it's a goddamn meta	Pete B
-0.18	1.36	not for use with unexplained muscle soreness	Pete B
0.37	1.22	the horse flop on your laptop	Pete B
0.10	1.05	"the phrase that pays" files for bankruptcy ("less suck" remix)	Pete B
0.07	1.31	smokey and the bandit II . . . unplugged some more (riff on 5253)	Pete B
0.18	1.29	your daily dose of mirth and frivolity	Pete B
0.29	1.35	moon over dharma (attrib dammit: 5540)	Pete B
-0.15	1.22	www.trainupachild.com -- it didn't crash, proving there is no god	Pete B
0.45	1.09	a mild groan, revisited	Pete B
-0.31	1.28	the people of a sick, sad world . . . and loving it (6144)	Pete B
-0.49	1.12	Greasy Grimy Golfer Guts (edited)	PianoDemon
0.47	1.09	Half-Life of a Twinkie	PianoDemon
0.75	1.32	Skidmarks From Your Brain Farts	PianoDemon
0.33	1.53	...and the whores you rode in on.	PianoDemon
-0.21	1.11	Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 1	Pirate
0.15	1.62	It's Stab-tastic 2.0	Pirate
0.25	1.46	Abbatoir-a-go-go	Pirate
-0.19	1.32	Melted Choco-shorts 2.0	Pirate
0.17	1.30	Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 2	Pirate
0.18	1.61	if it's not nailed down	pmalone
-0.55	0.89	Telephone Directory Invitation to Settlement	pmalone
0.26	1.24	murder on the marrakesh express	poe117
0.11	1.45	floor sores from seven beers ago(based on comment in #5821)	poe117
-0.28	1.02	green eggs and glam (re-riffin')	poe117
0.04	1.45	jap-mex fusion -- the mariachi hibachi	poe117
0.13	0.87	monty hall of mirrors	poe117
0.25	1.12	Silly Gentile! Lox is for Yids!	poe117
-0.07	0.93	the cough drop stuck to your pillowcase	poe117
-0.61	1.46	prudes-a-poppin'	poe117
0.19	0.95	burnt pop tarts in your thong	poe117
0.60	1.38	Burt Reynolds Wrap	poe117
0.08	1.21	batmantra returns	poe117
0.05	1.48	aol's new testament: jew got nailed!	poe117
0.28	1.66	E. Plurubus Uno (I remembered it!)	poe117
0.45	1.35	doofus and gallant	poe117
0.64	1.56	Axis Sally Struthers	poe117
0.02	0.87	the hole in the comedy ozone	poe117
0.36	0.80	port and beans	poe117
-0.11	0.59	freddie with the prinze on top	poe117
-0.73	1.47	a topical vacation for two	poe117
-0.50	1.07	vous le vuvuzela avec moi	poe117
0.08	1.27	goatbusters	poe117
0.16	1.54	switching tags at the dollar store	poe117
0.05	1.08	how soon is now and laters	poe117
0.21	1.84	ferris bugler	poe117
0.30	1.60	It's St. Patrick's Day all over again. God says, "Get drunk!"	poe117
-0.10	1.12	Diddler on the Roofie (remixed without permission)	poe117
0.03	1.33	David Carousal in DUI: Miami	poe117
0.25	0.94	erosdynamic	poe117
0.19	1.08	Designated Minnie Driver	poe117
0.09	1.36	chinese chubby checker(s)	poe117
0.67	1.49	bananarama republic	poe117
0.42	1.26	internet philosophy: why-fi	poe117
0.25	1.36	Elivs' last single-"It's my Potty and I'll Die if I want to"	poe117
0.84	1.72	This comic has no tagline, just words and a tune. (re-post)	poe117
0.04	1.17	inference is bliss	poe117
-0.05	1.33	the mblast.exe of comedy	poe117
0.07	1.21	the googol dolls (edited)	poe117
0.24	1.15	open bar exam	poe117
0.23	1.42	nancy drew carey	poe117
-0.06	0.91	the psychedelic glide of tie-dyed hides	poe117
0.31	1.37	fruit fetishists: mellon ballers	poe117
0.37	1.36	the axle grease in your codpiece	poe117
0.08	1.69	Somebody done somebody's song wrong	poe117
0.04	1.12	stupor troopers	poe117
0.12	1.21	Penguins rolling off the precipice (Once more with feeling)	Politas
0.10	1.40	Hydrochloric eye drops	Politas
-0.48	1.77	Shakespeare + Fast Food = MacBeth	Preloggy
-0.36	1.05	Bob Cratchit Sould Have Joined a Union	Preloggy
0.14	1.50	gelatin in your arterial wall	Preloggy
0.34	1.00	Genuine Copy of a Fake Strip	Preloggy
-0.46	0.98	Set Taser on Fun	Preloggy
-0.03	1.00	Underwater joint - a Scooby Doobie	Preloggy
-0.49	1.21	Tropic of Prostate Cancer	Preloggy
0.14	1.43	warm cream on your overcoat	Preloggy
-0.23	0.91	Isle Of Lucy	Preloggy
-0.36	1.29	pulling muscles from Michelle	Preloggy
-0.60	2.75	Mo Meta Blues	Preloggy
0.35	1.15	empty gravy boats	Preloggy
-0.23	1.34	pitch a little woo, low and outside	Preloggy
0.05	1.52	Soggy Waffles in Your Underroos	Preloggy
0.37	1.11	Girls Gone Wild at Heart	Preloggy
0.22	0.91	Doctor Barbie - Plastic Surgeon	Preloggy
0.23	1.02	defunct debauchery (Preloggy Edit)	Preloggy
0.26	1.08	Lord of the Nipple rings	Preloggy
-0.56	1.99	Popeye Dips in Olive Oyl	Preloggy
-0.08	0.94	Nothing To Read Here	Preloggy
-0.25	1.45	A Mootiful Bind	Preloggy
0.34	1.11	Gets the Hose Again	Preloggy
0.35	1.83	Z Score Heading South Again	Preloggy
0.24	0.91	River Deep, Mountain Wide, Fire Good	Preloggy
0.06	1.15	I Gave at the Orafice	Preloggy
0.47	1.37	Ventriloquism for Dummies	Preloggy
0.38	1.47	sleazy weasles catch the measles	Preloggy
-0.18	1.34	submitted for your approval	Preloggy
-0.55	1.40	Nuclear Test Ban Roll-On	Preloggy
-0.09	1.59	cheese with your industrial disese	Preloggy
0.52	1.45	flipping the bird, fantastic (spellcheck)	Preloggy
-0.11	1.17	No Pussy for Old Men	Preloggy
-0.13	0.92	Guantanamo Betta Blues	Preloggy
-0.44	1.26	Insane Clown Pussy	Preloggy
-0.28	1.15	Is There A Doctor in the House of Pancakes?	Preloggy
0.51	0.75	Pubic Option	Preloggy
-0.05	1.25	Buy Curious	Preloggy
-0.32	1.24	If at First You Don't Suck Seed, You'll Make A Lousy Hooker	Preloggy
-0.23	0.66	Rectal Thermonuclear	Preloggy
-0.13	1.43	bladder control freaks	Preloggy
-0.21	1.05	Trump the Rump Bump	Preloggy
0.36	1.00	Nam Daed No Em Nrut	Preloggy
0.76	1.42	Leggo My Ego	Preloggy
0.08	1.18	Win in Iraq or We Won't Get Fueled Again	Preloggy
-0.12	1.25	flowers for algebra	Preloggy
0.01	1.54	A clone again, naturally	Preloggy
-0.28	1.52	masticating on your meat farm	Preloggy
0.80	1.17	Suicide Jumpers Leave a Lasting Impression	Preloggy
-0.30	1.21	big man on compass	Preloggy
-0.36	1.21	Mother's Little Whelper	Preloggy
-0.42	0.91	Office Despot	Preloggy
-0.08	1.34	Tobey or not Tobey Maguire	Preloggy
-0.26	1.32	Steroids to Heaven	Preloggy
0.32	0.93	squatting on linoleum	Preloggy
0.67	1.05	Today's #1 Hit - Power to the People	Preloggy
0.37	1.46	Grand Theft Otto Preminger	Preloggy
-0.15	1.18	Spice Up Your Love Life by Fishing for Condiments	Preloggy
-0.28	1.18	Fudging the Packers	Preloggy
0.39	1.32	Leaves Falling on the Muckrakers	Preloggy
0.32	1.52	Business as Usual Suspects	Preloggy
0.27	1.44	drop your goo on the loo	Preloggy
0.50	1.62	bogus bovines beware balloons	Preloggy
-0.16	1.08	Four Score . . .Lucky Bastards	Preloggy
0.03	1.23	Scat Man for Others	Preloggy
0.63	1.06	If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader	Preloggy
-0.09	0.96	Rocky and Kabulwinkle	Preloggy
0.61	1.23	You Say Goodbye, and I say Oh Hell!	Preloggy
0.08	1.56	Mace the Nation	Preloggy
-0.28	1.45	Safe Sex + Good Breath = Condom Mints	Preloggy
-0.05	1.33	Sooeycide is Pigless	Preloggy
0.05	1.87	Mensa Cycle	Preloggy
-0.05	1.03	Knights in White Satin Panties	Preloggy
-0.36	0.98	Knights of the Square Pegs	Preloggy
-0.05	1.27	All I Want is Radio Lady Gaga	Preloggy
0.25	1.29	Stool for the Mule	Preloggy
0.32	0.45	Et Tu Bootycall?	Preloggy
-0.17	1.04	The Easter Rabbi eats pork	Preloggy
0.54	0.78	Panama C Anal	Preloggy
-0.39	0.96	One Hit and Run Wonder	Preloggy
-0.38	1.43	Baby Asylum - Birth Defections	Preloggy
-0.35	1.21	Jimmy Cracked Corn and I Don't Have Medicare	Preloggy
0.51	1.22	Sickle Cell Anemia Elmo	Preloggy
0.06	1.36	Catherine Yadda Yadda Yadda Jones	Preloggy
-0.08	0.93	Seasons Beatings	Preloggy
0.16	1.44	balderdash and cookie dough	Preloggy
0.01	0.88	Flatulence Broke	Preloggy
-0.07	1.13	Poison Ivy League	Preloggy
-0.23	1.12	Removing Your Algebra	Preloggy
0.46	1.00	Rectal Meat Thermometer	Preloggy
-0.26	0.78	Swine Flu Over the Cukoo's Nest	Preloggy
-0.07	0.72	Peppermint Panties in a Twist	Preloggy
0.19	1.38	tepid pool of your own filth	Preloggy
0.27	1.62	And They Call Breaking Wind Mariah Carey	Preloggy
0.22	1.42	bag lady on your manicured lawn	Preloggy
-0.30	1.43	all your freebase belong to gus	Preloggy
-0.34	1.16	Performing the Heimlich on Choking Chickens	Preloggy
0.03	1.12	tips for teens	Preloggy
-0.33	1.40	Sinkhole In Your Stinkhole	Preloggy
0.40	1.14	Hairway to Steven (used without permission)	Preloggy
-0.26	1.63	gloating over Kosher gonads	Preloggy
-0.11	1.32	armpit gravy	Preloggy
0.18	1.46	Viagra - Here I Come to Save the Lay	Preloggy
-0.32	1.62	Lubing Popeye's Penis with Olive Oyl	Preloggy
0.52	1.33	Stumping for Bush	Preloggy
-0.46	1.08	Facebook 'Em, Dano	Preloggy
0.04	1.31	Christmas Sitcom - Mad About Jew	Preloggy
0.16	0.87	Munching the Carpet Bomb	Preloggy
-0.17	1.55	Raking Brad	Preloggy
0.20	1.00	Best Day for a Parade - March 4th	Preloggy
-0.03	1.14	a pot of lips now	Preloggy
-0.19	1.44	blatent, latent and impotent	Preloggy
0.09	1.82	the vacuous veins of villiany	Preloggy
0.90	1.42	lower mental case	Preloggy
-0.16	1.10	I'd Give an Arm and a Leg to Be a Paraplegic	Preloggy
0.05	1.38	Bang the Drum Majorette Slowly	Preloggy
-0.18	1.45	No Nookie in the North	Preloggy
-0.20	1.18	You Can Call Me Al Qaeda	Preloggy
-0.20	1.43	The Road to Attrition Keeps Getting Smaller	Preloggy
-0.11	1.01	I Could've Had a G 8	Preloggy
0.22	1.22	speed bumps in your underwear	Preloggy
0.12	1.05	L. Ron Hubbard Went to His Cubbard to Get John Travolta a Bone	Preloggy
0.26	1.22	fry the fanny for your nanny	Preloggy
-0.25	1.07	Create a Comic and Spy on Your Lover	Preloggy
-0.16	1.64	Horsing Around at the Glue Factory	Preloggy
0.58	1.15	I'm Following Tweety Bird	Preloggy
-0.19	1.18	stained presidential cabinet	Preloggy
0.28	0.87	Flatulent Earth Society	Preloggy
-0.23	1.33	Homage to Fromage	Preloggy
0.49	1.45	non nuclear family proliferation treaty	Preloggy
0.07	1.27	doleful doledrums dasterdly deeds	Preloggy
0.05	0.91	Vuying for Bowels	Preloggy
-0.24	1.22	itchy fingers on the go	Preloggy
-0.18	1.56	Moving In to the Upper Floor of My Inferiority Duplex	Preloggy
0.27	1.30	Rumsfeld and Coke	Preloggy
0.12	1.37	Atom and Eve Bomb	Preloggy
-0.14	0.94	Fart in the Womb	Preloggy
0.41	1.17	Giving Out Sausages for Halloween is Not Kosher	Preloggy
-0.36	1.04	It's Not the Heat, It's the Stupidity	Preloggy
0.12	1.16	Swimmin' with Bow-legged Women	Preloggy
0.15	1.17	One Hits the Boy Wonder	Preloggy
0.49	0.82	Throbbing Gristle On Your Missle	Preloggy
-0.22	1.15	Sigourney Dream Weaver	Preloggy
-0.13	1.19	Red Meat Survivior - Just Vote Me Off the Web Site!	Preloggy
-0.15	1.12	Cult of Wessonality	Preloggy
-0.12	0.97	Suicidal Porn Stars are Well Hung	Preloggy
-0.35	1.27	pop tarts for your blowhole	Preloggy
1.00	1.85	Daring Computer Guy - Works Without an Internet	Preloggy
0.32	1.26	testicular fortitude for the dude	Preloggy
-0.04	1.43	What hump?	Preloggy
-0.24	1.32	malignant, greasy tumors in your colon	Preloggy
-0.30	1.26	My P's and Q's Don't Mind	Preloggy
-0.18	1.62	dot compost	Preloggy
-0.17	1.11	Beating the Meeting	Preloggy
-0.38	1.15	converting to the preached	Preloggy
0.10	1.41	Hard on the Beaver	Preloggy
-0.18	0.88	walking erect	Preloggy
-0.25	1.30	Slimy Toads in Your Tighty Whitys	Preloggy
-0.06	1.29	Bad Plastic Surgeon? Meet the Botoxic Avenger	Preloggy
0.17	0.93	NIELS BOHR LIKES BLOW UP DOLLS	Preloggy
-0.16	0.87	Bull Moose Balls	Preloggy
0.21	0.64	Cat 'O' Borgnine Tails	Preloggy
0.93	1.56	Loose Goo on the Loo	Preloggy
0.03	1.32	Starbucks Porn - Cream in Your Coffee	Preloggy
0.16	1.41	Filler Up with High Octane	Preloggy
0.25	1.34	spoon swoon moon june goon	Preloggy
-0.18	1.31	All I Want for Christmas is a Plus Z-Score	Preloggy
0.29	1.30	International Balistic Missle Toe	Preloggy
0.13	1.34	Jack Spratt is on the Atkins Diet	Preloggy
-0.08	1.60	My Nose Runs. My Feet Smell. I'm Built Backwards.	Preloggy
-0.14	1.24	Prioritizing My Top Ten List	Preloggy
-0.22	1.58	Adam's Ribbed for Her Pleasure	Preloggy
-0.17	1.07	Didn't I Blow Your Mind? Bad 69!	Preloggy
0.01	1.01	Licking a Platypussy	Preloggy
-0.19	0.72	Blogged Arteries	Preloggy
0.25	1.04	Shock the Moonpie	Preloggy
-0.24	1.73	I've gotta take a Cheese Whiz	Preloggy
-0.29	1.02	Hat Madder	Preloggy
-0.13	0.97	Stupid Is As Stupis Duhs	Preloggy
-0.24	1.21	Flouride in Your Cavity Search	Preloggy
-0.56	1.31	Breaking Bad Case of Loving You	Preloggy
-0.71	1.60	Whip It, God	Preloggy
0.16	1.42	Peek a Boo! Part two	Preloggy
0.47	1.07	no parking in the white zone	Preloggy
0.43	1.14	gizzards, gadzooks and gadflies	Preloggy
-0.14	1.57	give me a desk job	Preloggy
0.87	1.89	Oblivious to the Obvious	Preloggy
-0.18	0.95	Implants for Flat Fees	Preloggy
0.42	1.23	crankase full of sheep dip	Preloggy
0.05	1.34	Fortune Tellers are so Predictable	Preloggy
-0.40	1.29	My Mail Order Bride Plays Chess. She's a Czech Mate	Preloggy
-0.22	1.80	left my religion in my other pants	Preloggy
-0.15	1.15	A Bout de Souffle is Asthmatic	Preloggy
-0.05	1.15	Find Me an Idiot Who Doesn't Blither	Preloggy
-0.39	1.32	Floundering with a Flounder	Preloggy
-0.09	0.62	Nibbling Your Gibblets	Preloggy
0.41	1.02	I Can't Believe It's Not Buttocks	Preloggy
-0.25	1.07	Mind Your Own Meatness	Preloggy
0.01	1.58	No comprende the ende	Preloggy
0.33	0.70	Bung Hole In One	Preloggy
0.14	1.54	Loner with a Boner	Preloggy
-0.96	1.49	Cuckoo Clock Bomb Iran	Preloggy
-0.17	1.71	Light the Trip Fantastic	Preloggy
0.09	1.21	inexpensive soy extender from s. korea	Preloggy
-0.13	1.23	Parasites beats two pair	Preloggy
-0.02	1.20	Handicapped People's Excuses are Lame	Preloggy
0.18	1.10	itchy tush, smelly fingers	Preloggy
-0.18	1.38	Ass Kissers are Bottom Feeders	Preloggy
-0.15	1.56	The Fountain Hid	Preloggy
-0.69	1.41	marvel my ass	Preloggy
0.43	1.55	Silly Wabbit. Matrix Aren't For Kids	Preloggy
-0.18	1.47	Blocking Spam While on the Lam	Preloggy
0.52	1.15	He Murdered Her for Her Bad Breath - Hence the Scopes Trial	Preloggy
0.09	1.18	Hetero Toilets are Straight Flushes	Preloggy
0.25	0.93	Marie Antoinette Gives Good Head	Preloggy
-0.08	1.01	Fruits and Nuts on the Campaign Trail Mix	Preloggy
-0.08	0.93	Flaws in the Ointment	Preloggy
-0.23	0.88	Pop an Ass in Your Cap Two	Preloggy
-0.26	1.32	I'm gonna git you sucka born every minute	Preloggy
0.16	0.60	Mega Overbyte	Preloggy
-0.09	1.05	Union Goonies	Preloggy
0.06	1.28	Sue Me - I Ain't Deleting!	Preloggy
-0.25	1.25	Limbaugh - What a Rush!	Preloggy
0.69	0.99	Melanoma on the Skin of His Teeth	Preloggy
-0.10	1.43	Flummox the lummox	Preloggy
-0.37	0.68	Pulling the Rug Out From Carpet Bombs	Preloggy
-0.16	1.08	Blue Comic - Eddie Smurphy	Preloggy
-0.09	1.08	Naked Mexican Immigrants - Balls to the Wall	Preloggy
-0.22	1.45	Spunk your Man Key	Preloggy
0.11	1.27	A Nice Pear	Preloggy
-0.30	1.39	tokyo cheese nips	Preloggy
-0.02	1.23	U2 can be annoying	Preloggy
-0.13	0.73	Ho Ho Ho Chi Min	Preloggy
0.59	1.35	Obama Where Art Thou?	Preloggy
-0.05	1.00	Get Up and Gitmo	Preloggy
0.27	1.12	pickled midgets campaigning for tooth care	Preloggy
0.14	1.06	Toothy Spook	Preloggy
-0.20	1.36	I know you are, but what am I?	Preloggy
0.32	0.99	Knockin' On Heathens Door	Preloggy
-0.23	1.50	Groucho Marxism	Preloggy
0.24	0.95	doctor in the house of pancakes	Preloggy
-0.19	1.19	George Bush and the Blair Bitch Project	Preloggy
0.63	1.44	Figgy Pop Pudding	Preloggy
-0.22	1.32	flaccid cheese sauce on your taco	Preloggy
0.25	0.93	Giving Girls Test Tickles	Preloggy
-0.11	1.38	spam on the lam	Preloggy
-0.17	1.98	Insane for Bob Crane	Preloggy
0.35	1.05	crouching kitten, hidden meaning	Preloggy
-0.50	1.23	e pluribus eunich	Preloggy
0.00	1.04	Groundswell or Hubub?	Preloggy
-0.10	0.94	Deck the Halls with Santa's Balls	Preloggy
0.35	1.21	100 Million to Make Pluto Nash. 4.3 Million Return. There Goes My 401	Preloggy
-0.36	0.70	Upper G.I. Joe	Preloggy
-0.20	0.76	Celtic Pride and Prejudice	Preloggy
0.16	1.35	Historic Terrorism - Blast from the Past	Preloggy
-0.40	1.30	links on your e-motions	Preloggy
-0.19	1.05	Kobe Bryant - the Cure for Jock Bitch	Preloggy
0.17	1.04	Fat Boy Breathing in Short Pants	Preloggy
-0.09	1.21	Climate Gated Community (my take)	Preloggy
-0.15	1.15	Playing With the Dead Man's Balls	Preloggy
0.25	1.03	Tear in your Bear	Preloggy
0.07	1.06	No Brainers Give Me Headaches	Preloggy
-0.05	0.99	Fool for the Titty	Preloggy
0.10	1.33	Incognito We Trust	Preloggy
0.32	1.30	phlegm coating and chewy wafers	Preloggy
0.70	1.56	pipe bomb dreams	Preloggy
-0.12	0.90	Drillers are Always Boring	Preloggy
0.58	1.02	Barbie Needs a Plastic Surgeon	Preloggy
-0.28	1.15	Transexuals are a Genital Assembly	Preloggy
0.18	0.85	Michael Vick has a Cell Phone	Preloggy
0.15	1.17	plop, plop, fizz, whiz	Preloggy
-0.10	0.81	Hobo S&M is Vagabondage	Preloggy
-0.26	1.32	Emetic for the Heretic	Preloggy
-0.02	1.31	Call Me Archeologist - My Career Lies in Ruins	Preloggy
0.21	1.44	My Conscience is Sick. I Must Be Fluid.	Preloggy
-0.26	0.82	Criminalks with a Skin Disease - Leper Cons	Preloggy
-0.14	0.99	Dog Day Afternoon Delight	Preloggy
-0.29	1.41	He shoots, he scars	Preloggy
0.70	1.40	You Hate My Tag, and My Strip. Guess I'm Old and Not Too Hip	Preloggy
-0.02	0.69	There's Santorum in the Forum	Preloggy
0.50	0.70	Enter the Dragon from Behind	Preloggy
-1.03	1.30	Duck Die Nasty	Preloggy
0.19	1.29	For Once - Give Me Completely Hydrogenated Cottonseed Oil	Preloggy
-0.20	1.31	haitosis and neuroses	Preloggy
-0.09	1.12	TV be thy Guide	Preloggy
-0.37	1.37	Taglines Are Funnier Than They Appear	Preloggy
0.41	1.30	Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb	Preloggy
0.06	1.08	Bipolar Bears Don't Know if They're Coming or Going	Preloggy
-0.31	1.31	Sonic the Hedge Fund	Preloggy
-0.05	1.33	days of future gas passed	Preloggy
0.67	1.30	Mission of Burma Shave	Preloggy
0.31	0.89	Meat is Murder	Preloggy
-0.20	1.22	Diddler On the Roof	Preloggy
-0.29	1.29	I'll Procrastinate Later	Preloggy
0.50	0.68	And Your Little God, Too.	Preloggy
-0.38	0.86	Sucking on the Teat of Meat	Preloggy
0.01	1.07	Back in the Jocks	Preloggy
-0.01	1.61	Don't Go Breaking My Heartburn	Preloggy
-0.18	1.03	hock hock hockin' on bevan's floor	propsero
0.18	1.28	cottage cheese mold antivenom	qlewless1
0.04	1.37	wheeler dealer coldsore healer	qlewless1
0.17	1.04	Fabulous Frothing Furburgers	qlewless1
-0.88	1.28	lactating milkshakes from the trampoline	qlewless1
-0.59	0.91	brown bread, beans and bitters	qlewless1
-0.03	1.12	Torpedos in Speedos	Rakfink
0.25	1.26	getting scalped at Custer's last lemonade stand.	Rakfink
0.54	1.25	exhibiting frustration towards one crustacean	Rakfink
0.50	1.37	open toad water moccasins	Rakfink
0.07	1.41	slappin' the shrimp on Barbie (the grill next door).	Rakfink
0.77	1.17	livin' la vida lo-cal	Rakfink
0.24	1.08	spotty behinds through mini blinds.	Rakfink
-0.05	0.90	All this and fist full of grist	Rakfink
-0.59	1.61	nighttime snifflin' sneezin'	Ratboy
-0.93	1.47	solving a paltry geometric delimma	Ratboy
-1.40	2.57	Just say NO2	Ratboy
-1.51	1.67	lime space-craft?	Ratboy
-0.24	1.85	sensibility pure and simple	Ratboy
-0.67	1.67	la delimma geometrique	Ratboy
0.07	1.41	Dahmer's dinner: Torn between two livers	ravgames
0.59	1.51	Cringin' in the rain	ravgames
-0.06	1.53	JFK: Number 35 with a bullet	ravgames
0.25	1.47	I drink, therefore I yammer (was: Open 34190)	ravgames
0.57	1.06	Attention K-Mart shoplifters	ravgames
0.40	1.21	At the Chinese cooking school, everyone has beginner's duck	ravgames
0.24	1.61	raking up the yard with poo	Reoer
0.69	1.23	3600 seconds in an hour (old Open)	Reoer
-0.16	1.54	springs and barrels of outrageous foreskin	Reoer
-0.63	1.10	reworked and returned	Reoer
0.15	1.27	Shower repost to take it off Temp's hands	Reoer
0.14	1.19	she swiped the peace pipe	Reoer
-0.12	1.04	perfect tetris does not a perfect man make.	Reverend Toast
-3.24	1.21	whooooo	Reverend Toast
-0.66	1.72	Piercing Abe Vigoda	Reverend Toast
0.95	1.54	more fetid than feted (4th revised)	Reverend Toast
0.13	1.24	Do not look directly at the funny.	Reverend Toast
-0.20	1.45	float like a hovercraft, sting like a bladder infection	Reverend Toast
-0.74	1.44	Aspartame is a part of me. (slightly revised)	Reverend Toast
-0.38	1.50	Tragicly ludicrous or ludicrously tragic?	Reverend Toast
-0.80	1.64	There's no excuse for domestic beer (revised)	Reverend Toast
-0.29	1.58	him-o-ragin'	RevHippie
-0.93	1.63	leather and lace	RevHippie
-0.47	1.64	0340 in the house of sin	RevHippie
-0.07	1.54	duct tape for your date rape	rictus hep
-0.04	1.29	it's not the ballet that kills you	rictus hep
0.05	1.62	gut milk?	rictus hep
-0.41	1.24	mas macho que donuts	rictus hep
0.21	1.60	aurora borealis? you barely know us	rictus hep
0.56	1.97	version the last no really	rictus hep
0.42	1.81	give it all a little pat of SATAN!	rictus hep
-0.46	1.58	micturation nation	rictus hep
-0.35	1.34	burnt vermicelli	rocketdyke
-0.15	1.09	flirting with freezer burn v2.0 (open)	Rose Kennedy
-0.37	1.17	20th Century Oswalds (Open: 64371)	Rowdy Theologian
-0.28	1.38	Nestor's Palace & Casino	Rowdy Theologian
-0.37	1.41	A Winter Haiku	schizoguy
0.00	1.10	the pause that refreshes	schizoguy
0.09	1.33	narc, the lookout angels cry!	scullyman5000
0.08	1.34	This is the story of Johnny Rotten	scullyman5000
0.04	1.59	ramadan tough	scullyman5000
0.29	1.36	Wild elephantitis of the Serenghetti	scullyman5000
0.46	1.38	The Neutron Dance	scullyman5000
0.32	1.50	Fndling Puppies behind the shed--Scully	scullyman5000
0.74	1.47	sasquatch where your going!	scullyman5000
-0.12	1.58	Must..Find..Jodie..Foster	scullyman5000
0.63	1.32	Thank you, Cleavland!	scullyman5000
0.00	1.36	Johnnie Walker Blew	scullyman5000
0.15	1.22	everytime a bell rings, somebody gives me a 3	scullyman5000
-0.16	1.43	I'm proud to be a cold minor's mother	scullyman5000
0.30	1.18	Werewolves Of Hoboken 2	scullyman5000
-0.17	1.85	Pictures of matchstick men and Earl	scullyman5000
-0.09	1.51	boob tube lube	ShlomotheGreat
-0.23	0.73	the cherry blossom must fail	ShlomotheGreat
-0.14	1.30	polyunsaturated baby oil	ShlomotheGreat
0.10	0.86	Earlesque show	ShlomotheGreat
-0.14	0.98	The Devil you know, biblically	ShlomotheGreat
0.06	1.14	doodlebugs in your dahlias	ShlomotheGreat
-0.07	1.14	leaking silicone prostate implant	ShlomotheGreat
0.35	1.10	Sing a song of sixpence, Sucka!	ShlomotheGreat
0.05	1.64	Death's dangling participle	ShlomotheGreat
0.07	1.22	Scarab uprising	ShlomotheGreat
-0.01	0.94	Captain Nemo's Yellow Submarine	ShlomotheGreat
0.29	1.08	Beware of Greeks bearing Trojans	ShlomotheGreat
0.01	0.79	browning blintzes in your tighty whities	ShlomotheGreat
-0.07	0.99	doodling in your dahlias (variation)	ShlomotheGreat
-0.19	1.02	Kentucky fried pinworms	ShlomotheGreat
-0.20	0.88	outhouse splashback flashback	ShlomotheGreat
0.18	0.75	Herding Horny Unicorns.	ShlomotheGreat
-0.05	1.28	unexpected expectoration (director's cut)	Simian Farmer
-0.02	0.99	the road to hell is paved with good, good, good, good vibrations	Simian Farmer
0.08	1.00	cluster chuckles dropped from 200 feet	Simian Farmer
-0.36	1.32	Sir Real: the incongruous knight	Simian Farmer
0.65	1.09	ring 'n' run at death's door (open audition 62009)	Simian Farmer
0.43	0.96	misanthropic meanderings	Simian Farmer
0.34	1.75	bones in the zones	sjam
0.17	1.71	won't stick to most dental work	Smokey
-0.89	1.48	fresh choad for your heavy load	Smokey
-0.79	1.32	see you round like a pentagram	Smokey
-0.17	1.74	two quarts of pretty colors	Smokey
-0.41	1.56	pre-chewed lude, dude	Smokey
0.21	1.72	Over 50 quintillions ripen'd	SmoothP
0.11	1.09	Damn, it feels good to be a hamster! (Open 54369)	SmoothP
0.31	1.29	'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy	SmoothP
-0.05	1.23	Turtles all the way down	SmoothP
-0.10	1.35	A riddle wrapped in an enema (open 54679 rewrite)	SmoothP
-0.29	0.97	Doop snoggy snogg	SmoothP
-0.22	1.05	I really don't mind the Gap at all	SmoothP
0.37	1.05	Make rum for Daddy	SmoothP
-0.25	0.77	A little dog named Snuggles (resurrected)	SmoothP
0.45	1.20	OpenRMCS #4641	Soren
0.13	1.46	Discretion is the better part of humor	Soren
-0.19	1.94	free guns for the poop shoot	Soren
-0.13	1.77	OpenRMCS #4312	Soren
-0.12	1.70	road rash hash (Soren)	Soren
1.29	1.76	roto-rooter roustabout	Soren
0.14	1.54	crunchy on the inside	Soren
1.43	1.55	ragtime in the rumpus room	Soren
0.07	1.26	Plump dumplings of moist bedevilment (rewrite)	Soren
0.33	1.44	subdued pudding frenzy	Soren
0.20	1.64	la lucha luncheon	Soren
0.63	1.44	stars upon thars'	Soren
-0.26	2.14	lord, please forgive me for what I am about to post	Soren
0.51	1.12	Baseballs in your Underalls	Soren
0.01	1.63	mime control	Soren
0.05	1.18	Oysters on the Open Range	Soren
-0.18	2.20	smelly bait for your first mate	Soren
-1.73	2.54	OpenRMCS 25474	Soren
0.95	1.69	why buy the squirrel when the nuts are free?	Soren
-2.11	2.06	I changed this	Soren
0.01	1.33	all that in nothing flat (OpenRMCS 16399)	Soren
0.61	1.31	The Steve Jackson Five	Soren
0.83	1.81	One Size Fits All	Soren
-1.59	2.41	«RMCS: Now With Unicode!»	Soren
0.22	1.56	Muffled Moans in the Outer Zones	Soren
0.32	1.28	high-speed disimpaction	Soren
-0.87	1.68	sweet jesus on a stick	Spoggles
-1.18	1.47	tcs@b, v2	Spoggles
-0.44	1.47	waxing nostalgic in advance	Spoggles
-0.99	1.88	hurdy gurney	Spoggles
-1.43	2.19	I AM THE GEEK THAT HACKS IN THE NIGHT!	Spoggles
-1.95	1.98	the half life of an elf	Spoggles
-0.15	1.35	the friend, the dog, the cat, and the rat	Spoggles
-1.09	2.31	tongues of fire all 'round	Spoggles
-0.44	1.83	watching the watchmen watch us watch them	Spoggles
0.91	1.18	subterranean homesick blues clues	Squad Car
0.58	1.34	carp shoot	Squad Car
0.54	1.79	a little ditty 'bout jackin' diane	Squad Car
0.06	1.09	California brown-out rolls	Squad Car
-0.13	1.44	semi self-concious, fully self-delusional	Squad Car
-0.32	2.12	muffin-shaped puffin	Squad Car
0.07	1.40	cyanoacrylate neonate	Squad Car
0.73	1.24	in home trial by jury	Squad Car
1.01	1.59	hoedown ditty shame	Squad Car
-0.12	1.38	the norman fell ratio	Squad Car
0.05	1.52	The Pencil-Thin Moustache From Beyond!	Squad Car
0.19	1.41	largish, lavish living room	Squad Car
-0.17	1.43	fillibuster keaton	Squad Car
-0.73	1.73	the truth about pussy and bitches	Squad Car
-0.01	1.64	another steaming mess: my voodoo chili	Squad Car
-0.13	1.65	Return to Balti-S'mores!	Squad Car
0.37	1.53	Don Van Fillet	Squad Car
0.41	1.24	Rainbow Blight	Squad Car
-0.44	1.72	Arch-Poetica	Squad Car
0.39	2.03	My little Jack Chickadee	Squad Car
0.89	1.51	Play Misty for Mr. Miyagi	Squad Car
0.26	1.12	spaceman spliff	Squad Car
0.41	1.31	Born-Again Kris Kristofferson	Squad Car
0.64	1.33	turn your head andy kauf, man	Squad Car
-0.55	1.95	a man, a plan, an anal panama	Squad Car
0.14	0.96	scrumptious scumber	Squad Car
0.31	1.73	pretty as a pitcher	Squad Car
-0.05	1.28	shower failure	Squad Car
0.05	1.40	steak 'n' shake 'n' bacon bits	Squad Car
0.73	1.24	RU486: the get smart drug	Squad Car
0.96	1.52	Mary Catherine Digs Margarine	Squad Car
0.12	1.25	gullible vegan brand beef jerky	Squad Car
-0.23	0.91	pablum's dog	Squad Car
0.61	1.55	Bali jai alai	Squad Car
0.40	1.21	Cien anos de soledad	StikyIcky
0.07	1.57	Revenge is a dish best served with a cheap plastic trinket	StikyIcky
-0.14	0.99	Kinky statisticians are standard deviants	StikyIcky
-0.14	1.18	Cowpox for your Salted Lox	StikyIcky
-0.15	1.31	In Japan, they call it "erection day"	StikyIcky
0.84	0.99	Ode: On the Death of a Favorite Cat, Drowned in a Milkman's Tub	StikyIcky
0.93	1.52	C. Everett Koop Doggy Dogg	StikyIcky
-0.34	1.35	It rubs the lotion on its kin	StikyIcky
-0.03	1.33	A Remembrance of Gas Past (I swear, I've learned to spell by now)	StikyIcky
0.03	1.53	All High on the Western Blunt	StikyIcky
0.13	1.22		StikyIcky
-0.15	1.30	Too red hot for your Popish Plot	StikyIcky
-0.05	1.45	Dulce et decorum breasts, pro mammaries mori	StikyIcky
0.10	0.94	Taiwan Ohn at the Chinese Buffet (based on open 33936)	Stonent
0.18	1.33	Olympic dumpster diving at the abortion clinic	Stonent
-0.10	1.14	Low man on the scrotum pole.	Stonent
-0.06	1.59	Mazeltov Cocktail	Stonent
-0.12	1.15	Loose lips are losing the drips	Stonent
0.30	1.01	Dear Mister Daniels, I love you with all my liver.	Stonent
-0.83	1.14	No shoes, no shirt, no cervix	Stonent
-0.22	1.18	Hitchhikers guide to the Gastric Bypass	Stonent
0.50	1.54	She pulled me in, hook, line, and chancre.	Stonent
0.09	1.11	Cyanide in your Astroglide	Stonent
0.09	1.33	Tinky Winky pinched a stinky	Stonent
-0.16	1.41	Reprise on a rakfink in E Minor	Tamlan
-0.30	1.22	Tripping the Tripwire Fantastic	Tamlan
0.34	1.80	sirius discussion about uranus	Temperance
0.05	1.29	...makes baby Jesus cry	Temperance
-0.05	1.04	terror for the terrier	Temperance
0.60	1.07	scraped from the ashes of fink's fireplace	Temperance
0.60	1.17	helicopter bungee jumping (remade Open 104)	Temperance
0.27	1.12	flower children in hardcore bee flicks (contest)	Temperance
0.24	1.12	my beer gets more head than i do	Temperance
-0.20	1.24	anoraknophobia diagnosis	Temperance
0.16	0.88	wonka's everlasting gob (crisper and wuzless)	Temperance
0.13	1.11	my yo-yo could write a better comic	Temperance
0.24	1.50	my computer's silicon implant	Temperance
-0.25	1.12	ashes to ashes, meat to meat	Temperance
0.05	1.33	birdie in the blender	Temperance
0.31	1.46	reunion with the rear onion	Temperance
0.40	1.16	wyatt earp'ed in the saddle again	Temperance
-0.27	1.27	curious curio of carnage	Temperance
0.23	1.32	eyes cream cone	Temperance
0.00	1.13	floundering in flaccid folds of frippery	Territan
0.15	1.04	thirty ton thermonuclear manure spreader (v4)	Territan
-0.12	0.95	albuquerquinquennially	Territan
0.30	1.11	the whiny creep in the briny deep	Territan
-0.05	1.15	a tough ho' to roe	Territan
0.19	0.90	pressing gerbils in the waffle iron (v3)	Territan
-0.25	1.27	stone-dulled bris-knife of comedy (v2)	Territan
-0.08	1.34	Man or Aimee Mann?	The Hanged Man
-0.07	0.90	This tagline knows I'm a dork	The Hanged Man
0.09	1.55	Don't let the son go down on me	The Hanged Man
-0.16	1.20	Semi-colonoscopy	The Hanged Man
-0.13	1.49	Make Your Own Dinner	The Hanged Man
0.36	0.87	Shrinking Violence	The Hanged Man
0.16	0.88	The black duck in your Mack Truck	The Hanged Man
0.24	1.09	Jaguarundi EmCee	The Hanged Man
0.07	1.15	All men by nature desire to, no?	The Hanged Man
0.63	1.69	A tagline must have a comic	The Hanged Man
0.07	1.08	I felt the Smurf move under my feet	The Hanged Man
-0.10	0.77	See Monkey, Do Monkey	The Hanged Man
-0.21	1.05	Viacom Dios	The Hanged Man
0.15	1.28	Storch Song Trilogy (reriff)	The Hanged Man
-0.18	1.20	Apache Fog (revised a la cm)	The Hanged Man
0.06	1.15	Clan of the Care Bears	The Hanged Man
0.31	1.02	Pornfake Girl	The Hanged Man
0.16	1.00	The Outlaw, Josie, Wails	The Hanged Man
0.09	0.70	No F in my ool (Reriffing)	The Hanged Man
-0.05	1.15	Johnny Thunder Road	The Hanged Man
-0.21	0.92	Vermeer to Eternity	The Hanged Man
0.09	0.90	Hairpiece of Mind	The Hanged Man
0.00	1.77	"Come on Baleen," by Bob Marley & the Whalers	The Hanged Man
0.05	1.48	Chemo Sabe	The Hanged Man
0.22	0.96	Centavo Woman (salvaged, old tag forgotten)	The Hanged Man
0.45	1.29	I ain't a ghost of no Freud	The Hanged Man
-0.19	1.67	The smooth taste of penicillin	The Hanged Man
-0.19	0.90	That pack of coyotes circling your driveway	The Hanged Man
-0.08	0.75	Playing with the Queen of Scots	The Hanged Man
0.04	1.18	Ain't no holodeck girl	The Hanged Man
0.61	1.23	Narco Polo	The Hanged Man
0.06	1.18	The tamandua invading your ant farm	The Hanged Man
0.44	0.66	Can't Handle the Toothache	The Hanged Man
-0.17	0.94	The antic tone of your local talk show host	The Hanged Man
-0.15	1.42	Hoist by your own Picard	The Hanged Man
-0.27	1.39	Moonshine Superman, alternate take	The Hanged Man
0.12	1.06	Crosby, Stills, Rosemary and Young	The Hanged Man
0.43	0.84	Pimpin' the Barbie yet again	The Hanged Man
0.12	1.09	Green Eggs and Him (riffin')	The Hanged Man
0.11	0.95	The shoebill in your sock drawer	The Hanged Man
-0.25	1.00	Depeche a la Mode	The Hanged Man
0.04	1.28	Rikki-Tikki-Tacky	The Hanged Man
0.00	1.37	In Vitro Veritas	The Hanged Man
0.04	0.87	Popcorn for Cop Porn	The Hanged Man
-0.12	1.31	Could be Meteor	The Hanged Man
0.36	1.06	The blurred photo of your pet dodo	The Hanged Man
0.18	1.46	Nebuchadnezzar's bran muffins (apologies to StG)	The Hanged Man
0.41	1.07	Necronomicondo	The Hanged Man
0.24	1.09	Cur, Curb, Street	The Hanged Man
0.19	1.60	Tobacco's Tremulous Tang	The Hanged Man
-0.23	1.48	Batmantra Forever	The Hanged Man
-0.17	1.24	Savant a-go-go	The Hanged Man
0.04	0.99	The baby shark in the kiddie pool	The Hanged Man
0.74	1.01	Dry Toast in your Depends	The Hanged Man
0.44	1.42	Only the Good Cy Young (fixed)	The Hanged Man
-0.15	1.39	The feral cat in your petting zoo	The Hanged Man
-0.22	1.25	The Ides of March Madness	The Hanged Man
-0.01	0.83	Camp Gitmo Satisfaction (riffin')	The Hanged Man
0.16	0.96	Marmoset knock you out	The Hanged Man
0.09	0.88	Get yours fixed on Route 66	The Hanged Man
0.13	1.23	Deadman don't wear khaki	The Hanged Man
-0.16	0.95	Tired RMCS meme #12,000, my slight variation	The Hanged Man
-0.44	1.60	The comic that will soon be deleted	The Hanged Man
0.08	0.84	Echidna candy store	The Hanged Man
0.25	1.47	Now Playing in New Orleans: Katrina and the Waves	The Hanged Man
0.25	0.94	Filet of Sole on Ice	The Hanged Man
-0.21	1.44	I want your socks (salvaged, original tag forgotten)	The Hanged Man
-0.21	1.06	Like Viagra for Floppy Disks, Unauthorized Take	The Hanged Man
-0.10	1.50	Suicide Is Brainless	The Hanged Man
0.06	0.90	Agouti gumdrops	The Hanged Man
-0.02	0.82	The inevitable return of garden weasels	The Hanged Man
-0.13	1.22	That annoying inability to create a clever tagline	The Hanged Man
-0.18	1.42	Waxing Poetic with the Other Hand, unauthorized riff	The Hanged Man
0.41	1.14	Red, White and Blue Cross	The Hanged Man
0.56	1.69	Pride and Extreme Prejudice, director's cut	The Hanged Man
0.68	1.21	That distinctive yip of feral poodles	The Hanged Man
-0.03	1.21	Riffin' a Platypussy (I only take credit for Johnny's last dialogue)	The Hanged Man
0.35	1.14	Origin of the Spices (unlicensed riff)	The Hanged Man
0.14	1.21	Mano a Mono	The Hanged Man
-0.19	1.29	In Excelsis Dayglo, unlicensed riff	The Hanged Man
-0.19	1.11	I eat my peace with honor	The Hanged Man
-0.12	0.84	The unfinished jigsaw puzzle on your kitchen counter	The Hanged Man
0.50	1.27	The psychedelic hell of yellow bells	The Hanged Man
0.28	0.77	Knights in White, Satan (riffing)	The Hanged Man
0.21	1.44	Groucho the Marxman (riffin')	The Hanged Man
0.03	1.43	Boom! Boom! Jake Del'Homme	The Hanged Man
-0.27	0.61	Daylight come and iguana go home	The Hanged Man
0.06	1.03	The mouse head in your buffalo wings	The Hanged Man
-0.09	0.79	Wheel of Fortune Favors the Bold	The Hanged Man
0.04	1.59	Little Debbie Does Dallas	The Hanged Man
0.42	1.36	puts the oral in funeral (my take)	The Light In Chains
1.03	1.71	what goes up	The Light In Chains
0.19	1.34	time travel pair o' docs	The Light In Chains
0.28	1.09	The milk of human blindness	The Light In Chains
0.91	1.15	The Habbit: High and Back Again	The Light In Chains
0.23	1.29	kittens made into mittens	The Light In Chains
-0.03	1.09	uranus staring induced brain damage (my take)	The Light In Chains
-0.75	1.31	The Earl-y bird gets eaten by worms	The Light In Chains
0.54	1.27	The Savoury Squeezings of Leftover Meat	The Light In Chains
0.48	1.50	Iraq my brains	The Light In Chains
0.08	1.28	Attr: E-mail doing the rounds	The Light In Chains
0.20	1.45	The mucous membrane of management (124)	The Light In Chains
0.37	1.12	Tales from the crips: Edited Open 23743	The Light In Chains
0.32	1.10	Vague in the Hague	The Light In Chains
0.40	1.02	when a body meets a body passed out on rye	The Light In Chains
0.15	1.50	Lead lined charisma briefcase	The Light In Chains
-0.01	0.87	The Unlightable Business of Bears	The Light In Chains
-0.71	1.35	tropical no longer topical	The Light In Chains
0.33	1.10	Low-celestial spread	The Light In Chains
-0.14	1.50	the unorthodox likeness of bean	The Light In Chains
-0.21	1.59	Morning Radio gag steal	The Light In Chains
0.65	1.38	Whipped cream in the bloodstream	The Light In Chains
0.68	1.25	Crackuccino offers lifeline for caffeine intolerant	The Light In Chains
-0.42	1.19	Nigh on wan Juan	The Light In Chains
-0.22	1.39	Habitat for you manatees	The Light In Chains
0.39	1.40	Crouching Tigger, Hidden Kanga	The Light In Chains
0.39	0.96	Hat tip to Achewood	The Light In Chains
-0.17	1.46	Spam on the lam, woah black betty	The Light In Chains
0.28	0.88	manson family ties	The Light In Chains
-0.14	1.65	Contains Nuts	The Light In Chains
0.38	1.33	Secrete, Santa	The Light In Chains
-0.69	1.13	Irritable Bowl Syndrome	The Light In Chains
-0.07	0.91	Blind man's buffy	The Light In Chains
-0.54	1.15	Swait and Bitch	The Light In Chains
0.09	1.07	balance of power shower	The Light In Chains
-0.06	1.24	Open Edit 29514: The Scent of Burning Turkey on Thanksgiving Morning	The Light In Chains
0.29	1.33	the underpowered snowblower on comedy's driveway	The Light In Chains
0.04	0.83	This maglight goes in the dark (remix)	The Light In Chains
0.00	1.15	Bar Stool Sample	The Light In Chains
1.24	1.52	Damned if you doo-be-doo (do-over)	The Light In Chains
-0.20	1.29	old gag, new trix	The Light In Chains
-0.42	0.86	race against thyme	The Light In Chains
1.12	1.71	It's not the whining, it's the taking part	The Light In Chains
0.40	1.03	gag reflux	The Light In Chains
0.12	1.34	Biting the hand that feels you	The Light In Chains
-0.44	1.24	phillip glass half empty	The Light In Chains
-0.05	1.54	Leggo my purse! (my attempt)	The Light In Chains
0.47	1.22	SUV Radiation	The Light In Chains
0.02	1.34	everclearasil	The Light In Chains
0.04	1.18	Climate Controlled Substance (another attempt)	The Light In Chains
0.31	1.18	Salt in the womb	The Light In Chains
-0.29	1.61	Purge of Glurge (rewrite 2984)	The Light In Chains
-0.11	1.10	requiescat in pace car	The Light In Chains
0.41	1.06	Laissez les bon temps reprise	The Light In Chains
-0.86	1.79	The Where Bitch Project	The Light In Chains
0.17	1.03	A coffee break for Sisyphus	The Light In Chains
0.24	1.12	If I said you had a beautiful body would you dig it up and move it?	The Light In Chains
-0.29	1.33	It's not Rockette science	The Light In Chains
0.67	2.04	Snapping pennants over the napping penitents	The Light In Chains
0.67	1.52	damaged gods	The Light In Chains
0.43	1.08	stain pimple toilets in concert	The Light In Chains
-0.09	1.00	Sea monkey do monkey	The Light In Chains
1.14	1.74	Simplify, Simplify, Semper Fi	The Light In Chains
0.72	1.15	Blame it on the boogeyman	The Light In Chains
0.08	1.32	Rickets in your pickets (rewrite)	The Light In Chains
0.40	1.12	backbeats for your sweetmeats	The Light In Chains
-0.04	1.54	Return of the fellowship of the attack of the spider-clones	The Light In Chains
-0.48	1.22	Toasted Cheesehead Sandwich	The Light In Chains
0.51	1.05	All Dogs Go to Oven	The Light In Chains
0.36	1.14	Castor oil in your master coil (rewrite)	The Light In Chains
0.25	1.21	the secret gordon	The Light In Chains
0.98	1.75	Bringing pufferfish to the potluck	The Light In Chains
0.45	1.24	Razing Alabama	The Light In Chains
-0.24	1.17	West of the tacos	The Light In Chains
0.98	1.27	Stalking the wily meme	The Light In Chains
-0.35	1.24	Old school tae bo	The Light In Chains
0.59	1.09	doomed from the start (6184)	The Open Marauder
0.45	1.34	Kidney Porn (107)	The Open Marauder
0.17	1.22	Smite! (904)	The Open Marauder
-0.23	1.07	Diggin Superman T-Shirts (6056)	The Open Marauder
-0.69	1.85	Rohypnol = one night stunned (21891; VX)	The Open Marauder
0.31	1.61	better late than... (11)	The Open Marauder
-0.17	1.17	maniacal moans from the morgue (21750; VX)	The Open Marauder
0.10	1.27	subliterate jests for itinerant guests (4041)	The Open Marauder
0.19	1.07	rotating the tires on the wheelbarrow of life (54664)	The Open Marauder
-0.62	1.43	Murmuring Muses of Mythos (41739 slight edit)	The Open Marauder
-0.44	1.03	here come the jallopies (4278)	The Open Marauder
0.11	1.24	invisible worm that needs to get sober (6030)	The Open Marauder
-0.17	1.02	it's a lateral growth (6426)	The Open Marauder
-0.40	1.02	Sucking the Creamy Goodness out of Life (5152; VX)	The Open Marauder
-0.07	1.30	with hands like this, who needs enemas? (6046)	The Open Marauder
-0.44	1.74	hung like a butterfly, sting like a bee (21680)	The Open Marauder
-0.18	1.50	"Sine Qui Nine" Latin: gin, straight up. (2894)	The Open Marauder
0.46	1.39	just another manic mondale (5151)	The Open Marauder
0.26	1.01	marmite or marmots? you be the judge	The Open Marauder
0.38	1.62	Jackhammer Back Massage (2002; reposted by VX)	The Open Marauder
0.22	1.30	Liverpool Leprosy (1611)	The Open Marauder
0.46	1.50	Fruit of the Luminescent Fungus (55023; reposted by VX)	The Open Marauder
-0.16	1.26	deadly evil death commando of destruction and death (4482)	The Open Marauder
0.07	1.44	Nine-Inch Nemesis (4040)	The Open Marauder
-0.22	1.04	a very parisian pigeon variety (5513)	The Open Marauder
-0.20	1.31	the fine citizens of mayberry (3329)	The Open Marauder
0.20	1.37	howard phillips lovekraftwerk (5719; reposted by VX)	The Open Marauder
0.84	1.18	Top Contender For Front Ender Fender Bender (54702)	The Open Marauder
-0.10	1.00	Now with 1/3 the calories (10)	The Open Marauder
-0.68	1.33	under my dead body (4195)	The Open Marauder
-0.04	1.36	Furniture Snorting and Your Teen (6163)	The Open Marauder
-0.14	1.40	I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for fiddling kids	therandomthink
0.26	1.26	Bum and Raisin? I scream!	therandomthink
-0.07	1.62	I can't help failing in love with you	therandomthink
-0.03	1.07	Do you love Britain? ASBO-fucking-lutely!	therandomthink
0.07	1.03	the great chops of Keops.	therandomthink
-0.07	0.75	The Temp-hole of Doom	therandomthink
0.68	1.22	laxative chocolates for compulsive eaters	therandomthink
-0.16	1.95	we seek... the holy quail	therandomthink
0.12	1.17	2007 gargling world championships	therandomthink
-0.42	1.58	like chicken soup for the belly	therandomthink
-0.04	1.01	food for the glistening generations	therandomthink
-0.06	1.32	One Arquette steak; medium, rare	therandomthink
0.50	0.83	Pudding on the Ritz	therandomthink
-0.04	1.09	Hobbit forming	therandomthink
-0.14	1.65	No more Mr. Lice guy	Thomas76H
0.13	1.44	Feelings, now on sale	todcra
-0.17	1.11	the very last burned hat of the day ever	todcra
0.59	1.35	The tip-off of an Emo Philips ripoff	todcra
0.54	1.24	The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Poached Again	todcra
-0.28	0.95	Paranoia is my only friend	todcra
0.34	1.59	Gangrene for the teens [Failed Audition Rewrite]	todcra
0.36	1.31	beef for keef	todcra
-0.33	1.24	Duct tape and tinted window special	todcra
-0.04	1.37	slack rodent motherfucker	todcra
-0.50	1.33	pencil test of the third best	todcra
-0.04	1.24	Forum Swipe: Dennis Conroy's "Turmoil at the Turnip Factory"	todcra
-0.16	0.93	spanking the organ grinder	Tom Swift
-0.71	1.40	the comic that's been sexed up by the government	Tom Swift
-0.12	1.19	beat your own meat	Tom Swift
0.34	1.19	Tequila Mockingbird	Tom Swift
-0.56	1.41	kangaroo court in session, Judge Skippy presiding	Tom Swift
0.17	1.56	My Big Fat Geek Wedding	Tom Swift
-0.15	1.52	raquet in your packet (my take)	Tom Swift
-0.09	1.74	Le Pen est mightier than le sword	Tom Swift
-0.54	1.96	vague in William Hague	Tom Swift
0.13	1.14	just like that	Tom Swift
-1.22	1.49	Tiggers With Attitude	Tom Swift
0.28	1.52	comedy set to warped factor 10	Tom Swift
0.22	1.30	Dear RMCSers: I am God (reload)	Tom Swift
-0.08	1.39	one for the honey, two for the ho ho ho	Tom Swift
0.16	1.28	a whale is not a fish - it's an insect	Tom Swift
-0.37	1.53	the comic what I wrote on Wednesday	Tom Swift
-0.15	1.05	building a nude world order	Tom Swift
-0.06	1.26	pump action pimp	Tom Swift
0.62	1.56	smells like white spirit	Tom Swift
0.47	1.35	free the Indy 500	Tom Swift
-0.08	1.38	Dr Who's your daddy	Tom Swift
-0.12	1.44	the diceman cometh	Tom Swift
0.25	0.83	sometimes you eat the meat, sometimes the meat eats you	Tom Swift
0.63	0.96	Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Gary Glitter	Tom Swift
0.25	1.32	comic strip tease	Tom Swift
-0.15	1.27	you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bisexual made for two	Tom Swift
0.08	1.20	the wages of sin are $5 an hour plus tips	Tom Swift
-0.30	1.25	the one where Tom fixes the punctuation	Tom Swift
0.04	1.67	Faster, killcat! Pussy! Pussy!	TomSingleton
-0.08	1.32	Angst in your pangst	TomSingleton
-0.01	1.49	Victor/Victoria's Secret	TomSingleton
0.03	1.83	Peni tenti non penitentpole	TomSingleton
0.01	0.99	pyromania for the dyslexic	Torgo
0.06	1.60	official midsized car of the damned (2)	Torgo
-0.22	1.14	theory of the leisure-suit class	Torgo
-0.34	1.38	filmed in meat-o-vision	Torgo
0.59	1.03	Driving with an expired license to kill	Torgo
0.35	1.09	cream of the crap	Torgo
0.50	0.43	the umpire strikes back	Torgo
-0.04	0.80	chestnuts from the chipmunk of trickery	Torgo
0.01	0.83	when nothing will do but the worst	Torgo
-0.05	1.13	the final dream of jean poutine (fixed)	Torgo
0.14	1.07	love in a time of food poisoning	Torgo
0.01	1.16	life is just a bowl of cherry bombs (v. 2.1)	Torgo
0.23	1.25	the withheld wages of sin	Torgo
0.35	1.00	filet klingon (open 34160)	Torgo
-0.38	1.41	gettin' the band back together	Torgo
0.10	0.82	the mealy-mouthed mutterer of miasmas	Torgo
0.06	0.71	the tiny hands of big brother	Torgo
-0.19	1.16	drowning in an empty bucket	Torgo
-0.11	0.93	Let it plead (my take, with permission)	Torgo
0.29	1.40	from chadguay, with love (open 34163)	Torgo
0.89	0.83	edmund mozzarella fitzgerald	Torgo
-0.52	1.55	the spontaneous combustion engine	Torgo
-0.35	0.78	under the cloaca of darkness	Torgo
-0.32	2.21	cabbages and kings	trick
-0.56	1.75		twin4fifteez
-0.45	1.47	beer-soaked clothing in Las Vegas (NM)	twin4fifteez
0.48	1.12	kappa cow gang-purge	twin4fifteez
0.07	1.18	toluene in your fog machine	twin4fifteez
0.15	1.00	iambic rants in latex pants	twin4fifteez
-0.20	1.08	Is it Just Dirt that Graveyard Gophers Vomit? (revised)	Unitarian Jihadist
-0.26	1.41	Dynamic Dogs Stealing from the Dinosaur Boneyard (III)	Unitarian Jihadist
-0.23	1.43	Awesome Avengers of Aging Aquifers	Unitarian Jihadist
-0.33	1.47	Giggling Gorillas on the Battlestar Galactica	Unitarian Jihadist
0.24	1.33	row row row your bloat, vaca	Vaca
-0.09	1.34	the unfortunate fellatio	Vaca
-0.38	1.03	toe cheese whiz	Vaca
0.10	1.32	a million tiny voices demanding to be heard	Vaca
-0.07	1.31	the 72 ounce man-syrup slurpee	Vaca
-0.05	1.33	do the vroom-vroom	Vaca
0.32	1.28	the eight track of destiny	Vaca
-0.42	1.36	soaring on the wings of desire	Vaca
-0.16	1.02	small time duck dealer	Vaca
0.28	1.23	my kingdom for a couple bucks	Vaca
0.56	1.09	dancing to that apocalypso beat	Vaca
0.24	1.28	the bridgework of miami-dade county	Vaca
-0.08	1.25	putting the "fun" in "unfunny" (grammar check)	Vaca
0.46	1.17	rock over london, rock on chicago	Vaca
0.48	1.02	trains, planes, and automatons	Vaca
0.08	1.16	heavy petting zoo	Vaca
0.28	1.06	scintilating sensation of anal abrasion, one more	Vaca
0.00	1.09	storming the white castle	Vaca
-0.34	1.02	dehancing the enhancement	Vaca
0.25	1.30	it's got a good beat and you can dance to it	Vaca
0.14	1.37	comedy's crawlspace	Vaca
0.04	1.39	the broken home stretch	Vaca
0.22	0.99	low blow job	Vaca
0.07	1.28	lemme give this shower thang a shot	Vaca
-0.04	1.09	the executioner's nasal whining	Vaca
0.09	1.23	burn baby burn (in my disco inferno)	Vaca
-0.11	1.27	the bastard son of a thousand keanes, rewrite	Vaca
0.68	1.14	plaster disaster	Vaca
0.10	1.29	riddle me this, batman	Vaca
0.06	1.31	strong enough for a man, but made of a woman	Vaca
-0.43	1.01	greetings from the other side	Vaca
-0.88	1.47	goodnight, everybody!	Vaca
0.02	0.83	like a horse in a chicken suit	Vaca
0.28	1.15	comedy from beyond	Vaca
-0.52	1.43	low on life, but high on death	Vaca
-0.12	1.48	shaken not stirred	Vaca
0.84	1.51	the bukkake of comedy	Vaca
-0.18	0.92	a spirtual salve for a mental abrasion	Vaca
0.27	1.27	comedy saltmine	Vaca
0.25	1.39	the hangnail of comedy	Vaca
0.07	1.11	rolling down the river of blood II	Vaca
0.52	1.14	your reptilian ancestor, edit	Vaca
0.29	1.50	from the plate to the toilet	Vaca
0.11	1.22	dare to be diffident	Vaca
0.00	1.04	somewhere between sesame and elm streets	Vaca
0.28	1.09	evil to the corps	Vaca
0.16	1.17	a pound of flesh	Vaca
0.56	1.40	popping up for air and nachos	Vaca
-0.09	1.46	this space intentionally left blank	Vaca
0.16	0.89	hocking up a loogy of love	Vaca
-0.18	1.27	paging doctor dubious	Vaca
0.52	1.15	delusions of adequacy	Vaca
-0.06	1.33	is it gonna be you and me forever? (oh oh oh)	Vaca
0.11	1.00	an affair to remember for the syphillis	Vaca
-0.11	1.45	touch me I'm Dick	Vaca
1.18	1.76	the toothbrush in your candy stash	Vaca
0.01	1.72	break me off a piece of that kitty kat	Vaca
-0.04	0.96	the del mcfury band	Vaca
-0.45	1.15	moo-ve along	Vaca
0.39	1.53	the pasta for your rasta	Vaca
-0.25	1.47	in the news	Vaca
0.02	0.90	the other white powder	Vaca
0.08	1.26	belle and sebastian bach	Vaca
-0.02	1.50	newly reformulated and lemony-fresh	Vaca
-0.06	1.25	the baby in the bathwater	Vaca
-1.26	1.68	satan's private messenger	Vaca
-1.28	1.07	Two Headed Manboy	Vaca
-0.19	1.24	it's all downhill from here	Vaca
-0.08	1.13	harry potter and the anal intruder	Vaca
0.14	1.34	trembling before zod	Vaca
-0.64	1.65	weekend throwaway	Vaca
0.67	1.26	the cruel crawling foam	Vaca
0.06	1.60	faster than a bursting aneurysm	Vaca
-0.45	1.90	the fox and the honda (clarification)	Vaca
-0.04	0.76	new god ultra for cleaner souls	Vaca
0.23	1.19	three dog fight (edit)	Vaca
0.27	1.41	the five-egg comedy omelette	Vaca
0.14	1.15	a cry for attention	Vaca
-0.02	1.24	a cabinet of dunces	Vaca
-0.60	1.21	killing you softly (no song neccesary)	Vaca
-0.21	1.39	moral compass gone awry	Vaca
0.11	0.95	episode VI: return of the jabberwocky	Vaca
-0.29	0.76	crumbs of the universe	Vaca
0.13	1.37	winnie the pimp	Vaca
0.77	1.21	blocking insanity as your mind looks for an open receiver	Vaca
0.24	1.09	kneeling before the lord, and swallowing	Vaca
0.46	1.25	hillbilly's souffle	Vaca
-0.02	1.18	gazing into the void and laughing	Vaca
0.40	1.03	retro futurism	Vaca
-0.19	1.52	talk to the elbow (the hand's not listening) [spellcheck]	Vaca
0.58	1.32	the bleeding abcess on the gums of comedy	Vaca
0.09	1.53	on the gravy train, but seated in the snot caboose	Vaca
0.36	1.15	here's looking at you, KITT	Vaca
-0.04	1.15	the white elephant of comedy	Vaca
-0.24	2.13	Ooo! That smarts (Vaca).	Vaca
-0.11	1.16	food stamp act	Vaca
0.23	1.07	receding ass hair line	Vaca
0.27	1.33	we'll always have parasites	Vaca
0.36	1.22	born to run in terror	Vaca
0.30	1.16	comes in your mouth, not in your hands	Vaca
0.11	1.12	ecce homogenous (wrong bark right tree)	Vaca
-0.36	1.48	danger kitten	Vaca
1.36	1.71	and your little dog, too	Vaca
-0.24	1.21	your comedy epidural	Vaca
-0.30	0.85	forces of dumbness	Vaca
0.86	1.32	the contagion spreads inexorably	Vaca
-0.01	1.13	dude, let's get a band together (rewrite)	Vaca
0.31	1.26	speak softly and carry a big bullhorn	Vaca
0.25	1.28	the unholy spirit	Vaca
0.08	1.32	the pork side of the moon	Vaca
-0.16	1.17	trickle-down urinomics	Vaca
0.85	1.36	burning the night away	Vaca
0.26	1.41	tequlia mockingbird (vaca, for the hell of it)	Vaca
0.19	1.16	a humorous salve for your genital dandruff	Vaca
0.13	0.94	the tremulous heights of inanity	Vaca
-0.14	1.65	leave 'em alone, williams?	Vaca
0.31	1.37	the deep, dark, pathetic secret	Vaca
-0.15	1.31	Postcard From the Abyss Saying "Wish You Were Here"	Valseregwen
0.54	1.24	Fruit of the Luminescent Fugus (redo)	Valseregwen
-0.09	0.93	60-Hertz Fandango (learned to count)	Valseregwen
0.29	0.94	Small. Rabbit. Kebabs.	Valseregwen
-0.09	1.17	employee picnic at the waste-treatment plant	Valseregwen
-0.39	1.16	If you've got the clap and you know it...	Valseregwen
-0.38	1.41	supposed former incubation junkie	Veep
-0.21	1.45	the color of pain	Veep
-0.16	1.63	shake me, bake me, rack me, smack me	Veep
-0.57	1.63	teacher's pet	Veep
0.26	1.36	the refuse I can't refuse	Veep
1.27	2.28	dangerous lesions	Veep
0.35	1.37	hot blooded	Veep
-0.38	1.39	idea by karen	Veep
0.56	1.57	Sucking the marrow out of life	Veep
-0.02	1.50	international house of panhandling 2.0	Vitamin X
0.42	1.98	the guns n' roses circus sideshow	Vitamin X
0.02	1.39	isn't it bionic?	Vitamin X
-0.32	1.22	mock war in the sock drawer	Vitamin X
0.08	0.99	hot cross buns of steel	Vitamin X
0.11	0.80	life's a stage and we're all in the caste (rewrite)	Vitamin X
-0.04	1.19	billy barty pity party	Vitamin X
0.32	1.27	impeding the flow of conversation	Vitamin X
0.25	1.10	in lieu of sleep, write comics	Vitamin X
-0.01	1.61	how do you solve a problem like pyorrhea?	Vitamin X
0.06	1.54	postal worker contracts dreaded "basket full of puppies"	Vitamin X
0.01	1.28	a home-grown tasochism mango	Vitamin X
-0.02	1.11	misery loves chachi	Vitamin X
0.02	1.40	tawana told a fib	Vitamin X
0.02	2.30	snorkling in jello (Open 21789 - no author equals public domain)	Vitamin X
0.02	0.86	goodbye to ro-mans	Vitamin X
-0.32	1.35	dreams with shark meat	Vitamin X
0.17	1.57	ventilated hush money	Vitamin X
0.25	1.72	vitameatavegaministry	Vitamin X
0.13	1.59	bombs over baghead	Vitamin X
0.13	1.38	venus infers (ermine remix)	Vitamin X
-0.11	1.98	the escape clause in your suicide pact	Vitamin X
0.02	1.82	it's raining fish on prom night	Vitamin X
-0.13	1.49	the grape-nuts of wrath	Vitamin X
0.37	1.77	touched by an anvil (valenti mix)	Vitamin X
-0.02	1.81	philadelphia freedom fighters	Vitamin X
0.08	1.17	the clapper for your crapper	Vitamin X
-0.02	1.28	slings and eros	Vitamin X
0.21	1.90	a little bit o' jericho by my side	Vitamin X
0.32	1.01	the soft squish of mind grapes	Vitamin X
-0.07	1.27	ralph bellamy salute	Vitamin X
0.27	1.08	OU8UB402	Vorro
0.74	1.70	Atlas Farted	Vorro
0.68	1.46	Postmortemism	Vorro
0.03	1.37	Cabinet meating	Vorro
0.12	1.45	Dairy air from your derriere	Vorro
0.21	1.31	nosecandyland	Vorro
-0.03	1.16	Brought to you by 2 doses of Vicks NyQuil	Vorro
-0.10	1.70	teen esprit de corps	Vorro
0.43	0.93	bubonic colonic	Vorro
0.44	1.20	Tequila Mockingbird (Vorro's going to hell Remix)	Vorro
0.11	1.51	We all live in a Meatball Submarine	Vorro
0.17	1.45	The Dukes of Earl	Vorro
-0.04	0.91	Larva lamps grow into glow-bugs	Vorro
0.05	1.40	Yellow snow bunnies	Vorro
0.08	1.39	Charles Monroe	Vorro
0.02	0.97	Is It Me, Or Am I Self-Centered?	Wags
-0.36	1.40	The Zodiac Killer Drove a Taurus	Wags
-0.28	0.82	Close Encounters of the Harassment Kind	Wags
0.00	1.00	This Gnu for Hire (reloaded)	Wags
-0.28	1.54	beef tongue	Wags
0.29	0.80	The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly in Spain...Duh	Wags
-0.21	1.23	The weather is here, wish you were beautiful	Wags
-0.55	1.28	Is a white cocaine user a crack cracker?	Wags
-0.40	1.21	Like viagra for floppy disks (v. 2)	Wags
0.05	0.75	Pinching a Sugarloaf	Wags
0.49	1.09	Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Homicidal	Wags
0.08	1.05	Munckins Worked the Poppy Fields of Oz	Wags
0.06	1.08	Fraternities are all Greek to me	Wags
-0.27	0.60	solo me-o	Wags
0.43	1.16	Parting Shot	Wags
0.21	1.27	Hybrid cars go both ways	Wags
0.31	1.04	Exhibitionists only buy pants that are half off.	Wags
0.09	0.91	Was Sanka served on the Titanic?	Wags
-0.20	1.29	Inbreeding = Sexual Relations (v.3)	Wags
-0.16	1.21	Trainwreck on a one-track mind	Wags
-0.43	0.86	Seven Habits of Effectively High People (v. 2)	Wags
-0.22	1.05	The Devil Went Down In Georgette (v.3)	Wags
-0.19	1.09	Mob hits are a Gang Bang	Wags
0.16	1.24	You don't say...	Wags
0.13	1.00	Busier than the Lost-n-Found at a Leper Colony.	Wags
-0.04	1.10	Carpools Cause Flooded Engines (v.2)	Wags
0.10	1.00	Do Midgets Ride the Short Bus?	Wags
0.27	0.75	doo-doo in your underoos	Wags
0.05	1.00	You say shalom, I say slalom	Wags
0.29	1.28	Dust Bunnies are Low Maintenance Pets	Wags
-0.25	0.96	Rocky Road for the Good Humor Man	Wags
0.20	0.79	Peek-a-boo in the ICU	Wags
-0.49	1.28	Stop Staring At My Spice Rack	Wags
-0.05	0.86	Like Water Wings on a Duck	Wags
-0.32	0.97	There's no P in my ool.	Wags
-0.36	0.98	Hybrid cars go both ways (v. 2)	Wags
0.08	0.95	Why Do Parrots Mock Me?	Wags
-0.22	1.11	More No-Shows than a Death Row Reunion Party (final cut)	Wags
0.29	1.07	Bedpan Cooking Set (v. 2)	Wags
0.32	0.57	In Godzilla We Trust (riffing)	Wags
0.55	1.30	What's the frequency, Kenneth?	Wags
0.44	1.62	The Solar Eclipse is a Cover-Up	Wags
0.24	0.80	Musicians prefer the rhythm method	Wags
0.11	0.91	Federal Agents do it undercover (grammar enhanced)	Wags
0.29	0.99	Bringing a knife to a thermo-nuclear war	Wags
-1.89	1.27	Fall up, go MOOB	Wasaabi
-0.20	1.60	Tiger By The Testes	Wendigo
-0.34	1.39	Non-Fairy Creamer	Wendigo
0.73	1.26	Cthulhu's table linen (My Open#44645)	Wolfrick
-0.15	1.22	floss for your other cavities (redux; original concept)	Wolfrick
0.08	1.20	bicycle inner-tube patch recycler (my Open #44810)	Wolfrick
0.77	1.30	Like Water for Postum (open #37890)	Xopher
-0.13	1.55	I milk you, Hateman Dan (c.f. open 37887)	Xopher
-0.66	1.22	Public Urination--2nd Offense	Xopher
-0.02	1.58	Putting the Dog in Doggerel	Xopher
-0.16	1.21	The Other Red Meat	Xopher
-0.16	0.97	spanking you in advance	Xopher
0.19	1.30	like trying to imagine your granny masturbating	Xopher
0.10	1.19	Drawing circles with an Etch-a-Sketch (refurbished)	Xopher
-0.32	1.26	Young Dan, or Extenuating Circumstances - Take 2	Xopher
-0.18	1.29	Must a comic strip have a tagline?	Xopher
0.01	1.18	bitters for the bitter	Xopher
0.48	1.31	an ever-fixed skidmark	Xopher
0.06	1.91	Church of the Seventh-Day Defeatists	Xopher
-0.14	1.35	catch a tv star and put him in your freezer	Zeener Diode
-0.44	0.75	The bouyant hopes of the damned	Zeener Diode
0.12	0.82	tales to make Walt Disney's head spin in his bell jar	Zeener Diode
-0.28	1.22	what kind of kids eat armour plating?	Zeener Diode
0.65	1.11	tainted with oil	Zeener Diode
-0.18	1.16	how much is that doggie on the griddle (with a nod to DG)	Zeener Diode
-0.58	0.88	available with four easy spinal installments	Zeener Diode
0.31	0.83	montessori's revenge	Zeener Diode
-0.18	0.89	on the heels of oblivion	Zeener Diode
0.08	0.83	the pumice in your pomeade (part II)	Zeener Diode
0.35	0.96	writhing to the oldies	Zeener Diode
-0.16	1.22	frozen custard's last stand	Zeener Diode
0.12	0.96	a jubilant chorus of barking shins (rewrite)	Zeener Diode
0.22	1.71	mission imperceptible	zenmaster
0.20	1.34	veterinary incontinence	zenmaster
0.08	1.54	Boo says...What???	zenmaster
-0.16	1.58	chevy vague	zenmaster
0.17	1.49	chipmunks roasting on an open pyre	zenmaster
0.02	1.41	grown up klismaphilia list	zenmaster
0.33	1.46	blender bender rerender	zenmaster
-0.48	1.49	lint emitting diode	zenmaster
0.06	1.14	alas, babble	zenmaster
0.05	1.15	Just Say Gnaw.	zenmaster
-0.12	1.31	pompano circumstance	zenmaster
-0.23	0.84	mangling participles	zenmaster
-0.20	1.58	Bisquick in my BIOS	zenmaster
-0.75	1.95	Since you're crazy, can we see your nuts?	zenmaster
0.21	1.36	mutatis mutandis	zenmaster