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0.141.31The sweet relief of uncomfortable silences (Open #59236)ACog
0.951.10Unidentified crying objectACog
-0.071.52Hitchhiking the road to distractionACog
0.100.91A tongue bath for your soul (Open #58926)ACog
-0.441.33The overripe fruit of my loinsACog
-0.171.18Something sour in your succulentsACog
0.130.99Sleeping with the Enemy's MotherACog
-0.451.31Hitchhiking the road to distraction (Slight Reprise)ACog
0.541.03Lovin' the Time of CholeraACog
-0.301.26The comic that remakes fluffy bunniesAfgncaap
-0.041.29Antlers in the Treetop, by Hugoo Stamoose.Afgncaap
-0.061.24Hail to the Petey!Afgncaap
0.021.34Open 5936: Stamp collecting on Park PlaceAfgncaap
0.121.49Pete Petey McPetepete, Leader of the Pete BrigadeAfgncaap
-0.031.29Filling Exuberance with Rich, Creamy OvaltineAfgncaap
-0.191.37Tie me up and call me spanky!Afgncaap
-0.111.18Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Petey Tonight!Afgncaap
-0.280.67Styrofoam Plantation ConnectionAfgncaap
0.071.22Meet the last of the Petey tagsAfgncaap
-0.191.26The comic that destroys peaceAfgncaap
-0.031.34kafkaesque metastasisAfgncaap
-0.031.26Yo! Uninteresting Oxymorons Inspire Edifying AxiomsAfgncaap
-0.121.19sweating bullets, dropping bombsAfgncaap
-0.331.15soporific exhalationAfgncaap
-0.141.56Open 6099: X-men!Afgncaap
0.051.15Jack Palance Palace: accentless version.Afgncaap
0.381.33Swirling Evanescence on the Pimple of the Butt of LifeAfgncaap
-0.741.45i'm meow meow henrietta lollipopAfgncaap
0.011.29Favorite mortuaries stop 1: Toledo.Afgncaap
-0.111.24This is NOT funny!Afgncaap
-0.091.38Mr. Petey, in the Redux, with the cheese slicerAfgncaap
0.261.00Ooo! That smarts.Afgncaap
-0.141.23The Petey goes marching over the hill, hurrah!Afgncaap
0.080.94combing the hairline of the desertAfgncaap
0.301.31snide remarks goeth before a fall {my take on 6196}Alice From Hell
-0.251.39Coat-hanger baby-shower gift.Alice From Hell
0.141.61Walking round in women's underwear.Alice From Hell
-0.151.51time for toffee calkAlice From Hell
-2.001.96Ethereal perturbations in my beer bottle and my square rootAndrea.B.Previtera
0.361.90Climbing the herikostaidernomatonnAndrea.B.Previtera
0.271.10may we do with?Andrew K Suber
-0.111.37silky anger (rewrite)Andrew K Suber
0.351.38felonious monkAndrew K Suber
0.031.36chinese chuck-a-luckAndrew K Suber
-0.031.07voyage au bout de la nuitAndrew K Suber
0.811.26tingleberry tackle boxAndrew K Suber
0.671.32extended wear contact high (modified open 62564)anvilingus
-0.090.80humor with a genocide quoianvilingus
0.251.00you got your blood typo in my nap sackanvilingus
0.371.28as rich as croesus, with twice the caloriesanvilingus
-0.061.35drinking down the duodenal dripB. Butros Ghali
0.191.58Hornier than ThouB. Butros Ghali
-0.381.15Have a nagilaB. Butros Ghali
-0.331.22Hong Kong is for HonkeysB. Butros Ghali
0.011.52sexual intellectuals: fucking know-it-allsB. Butros Ghali
0.831.1750 credit hours in collageBagHead
0.091.22Jurassic park 4: in spaceBagHead
0.681.41Ooh, he's got a chubby tumtumBagHead
0.191.15First round draft pick for world war 3BagHead
1.181.54Hulk just want to GET SMASHEDBagHead
0.610.95Temporary inanityBagHead
0.371.24The gnome is named Tony LonelyheartsBagHead
0.241.40I put the F-U in fun (open 15195)BagHead
0.171.14The rise and fall of third bassBagHead
0.121.1690 percent of everything is lovelyBagHead
0.291.32There's a dead man on the other end of this megaphoneBagHead
0.191.48Now is the time for all good men to jump over the lazy dogBagHead
0.061.32Who is kaiser permanente?BagHead
0.281.30There's a tractor on my ballsBagHead
-0.121.12Civilization and its malcontentsBagHead
0.211.24My name is ozzy osbourne, king of kingsBagHead
0.181.14Atomically correctBagHead
0.031.54Me lie about my laiBagHead
0.321.22Stripey pygmy zebra molluscsBagHead
0.081.18Job deities include walking the godBagHead
0.461.34Latest rearrangement of puccini's greatest hitsBagHead
0.101.32Gorillas in the canadian mist (fixed)BagHead
0.371.21It's an office in a submarine (Open 15133)BagHead
0.161.23Redone skidmarks on the kitchen floorBagHead
-0.041.18You know, frederic fucking chopinBagHead
-0.011.07Blowing one note on your own hornBagHead
0.200.99That halibut was good enough for jehovahBagHead
0.191.11A mongoose on the backsideBagHead
0.461.21Raiders of the lost arkansas (open 12017)BagHead
0.301.27That's one large french fryBagHead
0.070.82Sw-swe-sweet can (reposted from the big crash)BagHead
0.371.16Messily we masticateBagHead
0.361.17Zoot suit scoot boogieBagHead
0.021.28Inspected by number 9...number 9...BagHead
0.431.11Spanking the baboon's bottomBagHead
0.321.10Stuck in a runaway grocery cartBagHead
0.691.35Billy bass boatBagHead
0.171.02Minnie mouse gets slipped a mickey (Open 13832)BagHead
0.411.09Bad habit for humanityBagHead
0.381.01Throwing up in the bullpenBagHead
-0.221.1764 slices of american pieBagHead
0.311.31Do androids dream of electric boogaloo?BagHead
-0.151.21Build your own damn meatBagHead
-0.081.29A square pig in a round holeBagHead
-0.051.08Groggy as a pirateBagHead
0.331.31If the baby doesn't like the milk, you should boil itBagHead
0.031.01Happiness is a wiggly ferretBagHead
0.081.14Damn her lewd minks (open 15085)BagHead
0.341.05You know, ze monkey schtuffBagHead
0.581.18Sic semper tyrannosaurusBagHead
0.801.39I got two zebras for christmasBagHead
0.521.63You're gonna be having dinner with GrouchoBagHead
0.261.29Tonto es muy inteligente (reworded by suggestion)BagHead
0.161.28The agony and, well, the agonyBagHead
0.470.94Vanilla thunder and spleen boyBagHead
0.080.96I fondle the body electricBagHead
0.181.02Trout streams and other urological conditionsBagHead
-0.141.06The show about nothingBagHead
-0.061.22The fearsome scream of the mountain loinBagHead
0.081.25There's a revised pantoum in your sestinaBagHead
0.131.46The secret of acronym (open 25525)BagHead
0.351.12Baby baboon meets his dream girl (REVISED)BagHead
0.051.11Chattanooga cheshire chimichangaBagHead
0.121.30Crumpled can in the recycle bin of comedyBagHead
-0.171.36Pond scum on the surface of the mindBagHead
0.711.22Best weed in the shireBagHead
0.291.29Meet your own build (revised)BagHead
0.120.73Flowers for alger hissBagHead
0.250.90Giving the finger is just cursive handwriting (open 16131)BagHead
0.311.32I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom (Open 13831)BagHead
0.181.30Llama ha (the original clown comic)BagHead
0.121.15Hungry hungry hippies (REVISED)BagHead
-0.151.32Parabolic Mike Brady (revised)Ballpein
0.111.11artery partyBallpein
-0.321.21Oxycontin moronBallpein
0.301.13sara bellum's logicBallpein
-0.021.53the steaming mug of earl: gray, hotBernt Pancreas
-0.191.24whither hur hur?Bernt Pancreas
0.211.20iron cross buns of steelBernt Pancreas
0.101.22the spellchecked comic for farklemtomaniacsBernt Pancreas
0.600.96Winchester CatheterizationBernt Pancreas
-0.351.29I wear green on the outside because I feel minty on the insideBernt Pancreas
0.241.40a goose walking across your gravyBernt Pancreas
0.221.26annoying anointment (gtd stylee)Bernt Pancreas
0.290.94the berber of NegrilBernt Pancreas
0.181.12springheel jack of all tradesBernt Pancreas
0.021.13lymphy, the little monorail with mononucleosis(45444)Bernt Pancreas
0.541.17don't fear the reeperbahnBernt Pancreas
0.630.81alexei sayles taxBernt Pancreas
0.521.48merkin she wroteBernt Pancreas
0.580.98when a man loves a wombat (not asleep)Bernt Pancreas
0.451.13milkwalking the green mileBernt Pancreas
0.421.00cutty sark fist of removalBernt Pancreas
0.271.07the cat in the hat comes back with ear mitesBernt Pancreas
0.171.54Tequila Mockingbird (Bernt by hellfire)Bernt Pancreas
0.341.26Glengary, Glen CampbellBernt Pancreas
0.641.18who run bartertown?Bernt Pancreas
0.240.92ass tricks and oboe licks (tks, DG)Bernt Pancreas
0.571.16myanmar shaveBernt Pancreas
-0.161.45open 9480: suppurating blisterpacks of funBernt Pancreas
-0.051.44samhain I amBernt Pancreas
0.471.36the lazy dog builds a better fox trapBernt Pancreas
0.061.36rotten to the coroner (by suggestion)Bernt Pancreas
0.281.21No rest for the Denis Leary (by suggestion)Bernt Pancreas
-0.170.87teh comic si leet liek jeffkBernt Pancreas
0.651.41humor expectorant (spellcheck)Bernt Pancreas
0.931.35vaya con gameBernt Pancreas
-0.011.16litter swill to wallowBernt Pancreas
0.371.03glovebox heroBernt Pancreas
0.271.08defunct debauchery (Pancreatic build)Bernt Pancreas
0.571.33incensed and pepper sprayedBernt Pancreas
0.201.19who wants to swallow a millipedeBernt Pancreas
-0.440.96exhumed:now with added hubrisBernt Pancreas
0.641.47the eyes of Blistex are upon youBernt Pancreas
-0.080.95bottle warmer for cold drunksBernt Pancreas
-0.081.42the hanging nads of the business worldBernt Pancreas
0.291.12if funny is power, then a slave am IBernt Pancreas
0.471.14testicles swollen with prideBernt Pancreas
0.471.15mayonaise-filled pinataBernt Pancreas
-0.191.34german rodent nibbles tires: deflator mausBernt Pancreas
-0.051.28wet blanket partyBernt Pancreas
0.551.28the expansion and collapse of the accordian empireBernt Pancreas
0.141.45running to the beating of a different bullyBernt Pancreas
0.651.57a momentary lack of rieslingBernt Pancreas
-0.971.45exhumed: fatty arbuckle takes the pepsi challengeBernt Pancreas
0.021.37ride a cock horse to st. andrew's crossBernt Pancreas
-0.121.44and the dreidel will rockBernt Pancreas
0.251.06offering humanitarian slingbladeBernt Pancreas
0.061.07look before you leakBernt Pancreas
0.531.29tactile rorschach testBernt Pancreas
0.301.50whatever happened to chasey lain?Bernt Pancreas
0.211.27Slipped DiscworldBernt Pancreas
0.091.09drumstick puppet theatreBernt Pancreas
-0.251.23enya faceBernt Pancreas
0.451.20oh my god, it's full of porn stars (with clown)Bernt Pancreas
0.110.98alice in wonderbraBernt Pancreas
0.111.23a little sumpin' sump pumpBernt Pancreas
0.271.48With a Lever 2000 big enough, I could lather the world(revis)Bernt Pancreas
0.341.18all agog over leapfrog againBernt Pancreas
-0.160.94angels with dirty fecesBernt Pancreas
0.611.02single cel phoned organismsBernt Pancreas
0.401.37Open 9554: refreshing Necro WafersBernt Pancreas
0.931.73silly-string theoryBernt Pancreas
0.301.27with 27 percent more UrkelBernt Pancreas
0.511.20lincoln logs for stinkin' hogsBernt Pancreas
0.241.33Open 9594: Night of the Living Dead HorseBernt Pancreas
0.390.88spleeny: spleenlike, or pertaining to the spleenBernt Pancreas
0.051.25rage against mister cleanBernt Pancreas
-0.161.83bacitracin paperBernt Pancreas
-0.131.17how's your sister? can I put my fern in her smock?Bernt Pancreas
0.231.07soldier of fortune cookie (revisited)Bernt Pancreas
0.181.08psychobabble and the forty peevesBernt Pancreas
0.061.06hacking your hand off for the flying carBernt Pancreas
0.281.20the comic equivalent of a cherry bomb taped to your foreheadBernt Pancreas
0.831.12ending your banging with a whimperBernt Pancreas
0.301.36epoch eclipseBernt Pancreas
0.171.12open45508: ed burns when I pee (yes it's mine)Bernt Pancreas
-0.041.42christopher walken on sunshine blotterBernt Pancreas
0.231.36per diem for your perineumBernt Pancreas
0.111.10mr. mxyzptlk gets diagnosed with dyslexiaBernt Pancreas
0.151.17as topical as today's ointmentBernt Pancreas
0.671.26look upon my works and despiseBernt Pancreas
0.120.88putting the coarse before the heartBernt Pancreas
-0.091.24Attribution: open 20283Bernt Pancreas
0.181.00spackle for gracklesBernt Pancreas
0.281.15Peon, Piaf- The Peer!Bernt Pancreas
0.160.97Naugahyde in plain sight (redux)Bernt Pancreas
-0.141.19fatback to the futureBernt Pancreas
0.111.37slugs on the rim of your margarita glassBernt Pancreas
0.511.10winken, blinken, and nod: achetypal junkies(open 25615)Bernt Pancreas
0.171.10Hex bin laden editor (non pirated edition)Bernt Pancreas
0.331.37a body hits a body aftter finishing the ryeBernt Pancreas
0.201.24it was the best of show, it was the wurst of bratBernt Pancreas
0.521.43weird scenes inside Rube GoldbergBernt Pancreas
0.021.17pizza with everything, no bon jovi please (2nd helping)Bernt Pancreas
0.381.00hash house hoarierBernt Pancreas
0.291.54phoning playdoh tech supportBernt Pancreas
0.121.51Me and my ShadenfreundeBernt Pancreas
0.661.38Open 9475: The strip with Tourette's Syndrome AND sporadic aphasiBernt Pancreas
0.570.98ammonia aromatherapy for the unconsciousBernt Pancreas
0.731.66Open 9430: Purge of GlurgeBernt Pancreas
0.511.26eye of the tae-bo (cleaned up)Bernt Pancreas
0.311.19I remember dioramaBernt Pancreas
0.641.18dog day after dinner mintsBernt Pancreas
0.681.16premoistened pantsBernt Pancreas
0.341.04wearing the ipecac patchBernt Pancreas
0.351.08Killing the instant messenger for the messageBernt Pancreas
0.051.26guapo guano from guamBernt Pancreas
0.081.17going off half-baked (MY open 25623)Bernt Pancreas
0.200.97walking on the winter wunderkindBernt Pancreas
0.190.87spit up on by Jeffy, age 2Bernt Pancreas
0.071.16a run in your stalkingBernt Pancreas
0.541.27pretzel lodgersBernt Pancreas
1.031.55slim jims for chubby checker(post crash)Bernt Pancreas
-0.120.87don't run with the big dogs if you don't like the distemper testBernt Pancreas
0.951.35le batman, c'est moiBernt Pancreas
0.131.09rabid, for her pleasureBernt Pancreas
-0.281.36exhumed: waiting for gobotsBernt Pancreas
0.381.56jumpin' jack flatulenceBernt Pancreas
-0.261.34exhumed: forced score of 7; years agoBernt Pancreas
0.520.98lunch lady of the nightBernt Pancreas
-0.191.34jukebox for mimesBernt Pancreas
0.041.27Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor YawnBernt Pancreas
-0.061.32unguent for your engagement ring of fireBernt Pancreas
-0.251.07the comic halo that goes over your headBernt Pancreas
0.071.22caress of heelBernt Pancreas
0.931.48singing pentagramBernt Pancreas
0.180.98exodus from 2 party voting: ralph sederBernt Pancreas
-0.261.47chamberpot musicBernt Pancreas
-0.021.04grandma got bent over by a reindeerBernt Pancreas
0.100.93nosferatu's listingBernt Pancreas
0.141.17somewhere over the oxbow incidentBernt Pancreas
0.020.92eight track mindBernt Pancreas
0.501.4123 December 2020: the year megahal became self-awareBernt Pancreas
0.050.99dirty laundry for your moral quandryBernt Pancreas
-0.151.18put your hand in the fan of the man that passes waterBernt Pancreas
0.091.33dear ambienBernt Pancreas
1.211.66The Agony and the X-BoxBernt Pancreas
0.080.77Our love was like a kitten in a waste disposal unitBig Nothing
-0.101.29I thill have the taste of puce in my mouth. (445 remake)Big Nothing
-0.311.18a Blain in the glassbocus mucus suc us!!!!!
-0.071.21taking out the rash (with a knife)bongthegong
-0.181.65shalom improvementbongthegong
0.141.31another page that lines the ape cagebongthegong
-0.071.23cherry flavored arsenicbongthegong
-0.040.80tired of not sleepingbongthegong
-0.041.31eating too much rasta pastabongthegong
0.021.37ok kid, but this is the last timebongthegong
-0.071.05Me and My Derrick Are in an OPEC Relationship bongthegong
-0.331.19mugged with a coffee cupbongthegong
0.101.48lemurs: wowowowowowowowbongthegong
-0.221.11mung like a horsebongthegong
-0.651.12bloddy birdbath of babylon bongthegong
-1.741.25long live laryngitis bongthegong
-0.251.11s and m & m'sbongthegong
0.321.30the soothing splat of melting catbongthegong
-0.741.33death of an impalesmanbongthegong
-0.941.91can't stand the handicappedbongthegong
0.191.23tune in next week for tiny elvis in your pelvis or paradox lostbongthegong
-0.171.32this tagline just writes itselfbongthegong
0.141.10ernest goes to hellbongthegong
0.071.38i'm not an actor but i play one on tv (take 3)bongthegong
0.271.51up on the trouser topbongthegong
-0.021.17getting strange blisters from your redneck sistersbongthegong
0.000.83Spring-Loaded Can of Despair bongthegong
-0.161.36overdone to death and over said to deafbongthegong
0.081.17stretch lance armstrongbongthegong
0.391.12tofu soylent greenbongthegong
0.301.05the pitter patter of little detached feetbongthegong
-0.291.01bra in your mawbongthegong
-0.101.58spinal slapbongthegong
0.150.87ball and painbongthegong
0.131.34canadian satanbongthegong
1.181.35thirty percent louder by volumebongthegong
-0.661.70scream of wheatbuzzard
-0.661.51venus de flytrapbuzzard
-0.711.66swedish flybuzzard
-0.611.73suburban subarubuzzard
0.241.32three-piece lawsuitbuzzard
-0.431.74step on the gasbuzzard
-0.681.59samson and deli meatbuzzard
-0.952.00meringue merenguebuzzard
0.271.94discrete discreetbuzzard
1.441.60pistil whipped honey slutCameron
0.191.09remote control bread slobberCameron
0.181.05off the grappling hook (rewrite)Cameron
1.081.82twice-tripped on frozen formal wearCameron
0.411.13the keg and iCameron
0.391.17Modifying the herbCameron
-0.451.36jimmy crack corn, and i care deeplyCaptain Annoying
-0.130.86muffy the umpire flayerCaptain Annoying
-0.100.97like a paranoid dyslexic who thinks he's out to get everybodyCaptain Annoying
0.720.94missouri loves companyCaptain Annoying
0.031.32where the streets have no lanesCaptain Annoying
0.511.33100 years of dignitudeCaptain Annoying
-0.191.11i've got you under my schwinnCaptain Annoying
0.241.39don't fear the reeferCaptain Annoying
0.211.24the origin of fecesCaptain Annoying
0.171.16pocket full of crap tonightCaptain Annoying
0.171.26the cider house r00lz!!1!!!11!Captain Annoying
-0.241.26a face only a motherfucker could love (2nd ed.)Captain Annoying
-0.190.75three-hole donkeypunchCaptain Annoying
-0.051.51the passion-aggression of the christCaptain Annoying
0.450.93if i knew you were comin' i'd have faked the shakesCaptain Annoying
0.131.27video killed the ringo starrCaptain Annoying
0.351.20rage against the beguine, take 2Captain Annoying
-0.151.31i'm not a southern baptist, i'm a crystal methodistCaptain Annoying
-0.260.98asbestos is good foodCaptain Annoying
0.061.02love in the time of chlamydia (rmcs audition remix)Captain Annoying
0.071.48the outlaw josey, prince of walesCaptain Annoying
-0.031.20me and julio down by the graveyardCaptain Annoying
-0.341.12your own personal jeebusCaptain Annoying
-0.431.33Naval-warfare fetishist outed as torpedophileCaptain Annoying
0.021.02those magnificent men in their flying latrines, v2.0Captain Annoying
0.360.92gwar of the gworlds (12" remix)Captain Annoying
-0.431.28ain't no moonshine when she's gone (redo)Captain Annoying
-0.511.55a snitch in timecatbear
-0.261.43home againcatbear
-0.431.28burned againcatbear
-1.401.88president pastacatbear
0.111.56Zack Diggerhole LivesChaff
-0.301.28Goof Troop in AfghanistanChaff
-0.141.58Kibbles and GritsChickenCow
-0.161.12The Prisoner of Ass-KABLAM!ChickenCow
-0.241.54hop along vaselineChickenCow
-0.041.51Springer Spaniels blasted to granules...ChickenCow
-0.101.29a medical swab of corn on the cobChickenCow
0.311.72writ of habeus corpsesChickenCow
-0.411.27Smokey & the Bandit... UnpluggedChickenCow
0.131.72deck the halls with Uncle CharlieChickenCow
-0.561.73Pirates of Piss-antsChickenCow
-0.381.44Dollars to donut pillowsChickenCow
-0.292.58I know, I know... it's vile.ChickenCow
0.181.75derailed gravy trainChickenCow
0.181.41shiver me timbersChickenCow
0.011.09bunt with your c*ntChickenCow
0.411.11more peeps humor (I use the term loosely)ChickenCow
-0.061.86road rash hash (ChickenCow)ChickenCow
0.101.65ooga booga rah rah rah V 1.2ChickenCow
-0.281.24Thanks and SpanksChickenCow
0.131.34arctic circle jerkChickenCow
0.051.29C-7... Rook to Hairy Bishop...ChickenCow
-0.481.26Likee me bikee?ChickenCow
0.141.88amber waves of painChickenCow
0.391.67"bacony" - resembling baconChickenCow
0.301.48hep a brotha ootChickenCow
-0.462.24Pico de LecheChickenCow
-0.371.20ho ho ho, green giantChickenCow
-0.161.24Sugar Plums and Groping BumsChickenCow
1.411.69chafin' like a bearChickenCow
-0.141.16knee-jerk chemical reactionChickenCow
-0.031.15Starts to work on contactChickenCow
-0.131.13my eyes! the goggles, they do nothing!ChickenCow
0.180.94Chris Bourke
-0.061.21Like Selling Freedom Fries To The French (MMD re-write)Chris Bourke
-0.361.22nigh-on cast ironChris Bourke
-0.061.28A Brass Band In A VacuumChris Bourke
-0.601.17sicker than your averageChris Bourke
0.711.12This Low-Balling's A-SnowballingChris Bourke
-0.351.60pre-mortem dissectionChris Bourke
-0.501.57whilst I'm on the subject: an ode to British licence laws...Chris Bourke
-0.031.46Fine Like A Razor CutChris Bourke
-0.271.19The Artist Formerly KnownChris Bourke
-0.061.40Chris Bourke
-0.190.92bad briansChris Bourke
0.081.34Indecent Disposal (Open 37434)Chris Bourke
-0.321.63The Stray Void Smudge on Your Winning Lottery TicketChris Bourke
-0.391.44Caught, Trapped & TiedChris Bourke
0.151.07Elephantiasis of the MemoryChris Bourke
0.331.45Indecent Disposal pt2 (milking it)Chris Bourke
-0.101.08Power to the Peep-HoleChris Bourke
-0.281.50The Ladder above Your Lucky PennyChris Bourke
-0.011.15don't fall out with a nuclear familyChris Bourke
-0.171.30Subliminal Cola Advertisements in This StripChris Bourke
-0.151.24jehovah's witness protection programChris Bourke
-0.231.14sniffing glue with a broken noseChris Bourke
0.081.35Black Eyed SneezeChris Bourke
-0.251.12It's my birthday and I'll post if I want toChris Bourke
0.101.07shrink to fit: the epileptic psychiatrist writesChris Bourke
-0.111.10I Think I've Blissed My PantsChris Bourke
-0.031.37The Albino Crow Perched At Your Funeral (Open: 37436)Chris Bourke
0.671.16overexposed underwireChristopher Hart
-0.011.04ice cave yodellingChristopher Hart
0.041.30demolition fedoraChristopher Hart
0.201.26the headache in your eyeChristopher Hart
0.281.13the musty smell of forgotten bolognaChristopher Hart
0.041.04indentured savantChristopher Hart
0.460.84the tender teat of tediumChristopher Hart
0.150.70the tumor of humorChristopher Hart
0.241.32sour grapes for your jests and japesChristopher Hart
0.011.06the karmic thrill of buffalo billChristopher Hart
0.280.81the geriatric giblets of jocularityChristopher Hart
0.101.19the bloated corpse of humorChristopher Hart
0.031.27pig slop for the dandy fopsChristopher Hart
-0.261.18earworm slipped off the hook (redux)Christopher Lyons
-0.670.98moo goo trepan (redux)Christopher Lyons
-0.071.13the red pillChristopher Lyons
0.141.30tiptoe through the triffidsChristopher Lyons
-1.131.42is this thing on?citizenx
0.641.11a first comic for the second timeConrad Zaar
-0.230.97please sir, may I have a whore? (extensively revised)Conrad Zaar
-0.061.26Dr. Bloody DischargeConrad Zaar
0.251.30Lord of the SwingsConrad Zaar
-0.051.38chunks of beef in the coral reef (extensively revised)Conrad Zaar
-0.431.27no cake for the culturedConrad Zaar
0.091.46Nye Guy, the Science BillConrad Zaar
-0.221.04opiate-powdered clam chowder (open 41663 rewrite)craeze
0.301.17drag queen of diamondscraeze
-0.151.29monkey semen key docraeze
-0.591.35from hell to high water in a handbasketcraeze
0.171.22diagnostic: live atheisticcraeze
0.571.14those who live in glass palaces shouldn't stow thronescraeze
-0.311.31o brother, wherefore art thou romeo?craeze
-0.131.01Peyronie's: harder to blow than a broken nosecraeze
-0.471.60the eggy aftertaste of chicken meringuecraeze
-0.251.13a partial eclipse of the livercraeze
0.880.95dumb. dumber. urkel.craeze
0.441.07mustard sally... guess you'd better hoe that mustard downcraeze
0.241.13shirt, black, and strides (finally)craeze
-0.311.16my brown-eyed girlcraeze
-0.251.29fickle pickles tickle testicles (sans typo)craeze
0.461.13random votes for hall and oatescraeze
0.151.06only lonely polonycraeze
-0.561.69sombre ballad of the three-bean saladcraeze
-0.101.31studded shock colorcraeze
0.641.20stained sheet lightning (open 41642)craeze
-0.111.42Something-D-O-O EconomicsCrisper Than Thou
-0.911.63old farts still smellCrisper Than Thou
-0.911.74have a clear job objective in mindCrisper Than Thou
-1.102.08you're so vainCrisper Than Thou
-0.251.61in front of Mann's Chinese Theater 'n everything!Crisper Than Thou
-0.441.71apple turnover in his graveCrisper Than Thou
0.991.62not sold in stores at any priceCrisper Than Thou
-0.111.34I'm like rubber, you're like glueCrisper Than Thou
0.351.42the cycle of life has no pedalsCrisper Than Thou
-0.701.24like his grandfather before him, only with a bigger arrest recordCrisper Than Thou
-0.251.33Barn Razing with Teen AmishCruel_Meta
-0.101.18do let the wogs outCruel_Meta
-0.191.17As shiny as a nuclear goldfish [redux]Cruel_Meta
-0.080.91The cold butter on your mangled toastCruel_Meta
-0.190.94No animals were harmed in the filming of this comicCruel_Meta
-0.411.60Crunchy Wedding ParaphenaliaCruel_Meta
-0.281.16 reductio ad absurdum ad absurdumCruel_Meta
0.281.52Currently alternating and directCruel_Meta
0.011.45arteries of coalCruel_Meta
0.021.30Martha Stewart, Black Leather Catsuit, Candy Apples... [re-redux]Cruel_Meta
-0.261.89Suppositories, now in mint and cherry flavorsCruel_Meta
0.171.05curios made of cured codCruel_Meta
-0.151.20Tee Ti To Tums, I smell the blood of BrahminCruel_Meta
0.181.18Scarab MousseCruel_Meta
0.190.99Real cowboys wear ten gallon briefsCruel_Meta
-0.221.57Transcendental MedicationCruel_Meta
0.251.05slippery sinews in my spaghettiCruel_Meta
0.091.30How to skin a cat #23: SandblasterCruel_Meta
-0.121.28Like diving through a dry inner-tubeCruel_Meta
0.081.06My Italian girlfriend is on the RaguCruel_Meta
-0.020.85Perception is everything elseCruel_Meta
0.481.18lying on a bed of pudding skinsCruel_Meta
0.281.45A cheap trick with a cardboard boxCruel_Meta
0.021.03the girl from ipecacCruel_Meta
-0.260.99pausing hammertimeCruel_Meta
-0.922.38know why no howDarth Waider
-1.261.48between a roc and a hard plaiceDarth Waider
-0.591.78Heavy on the GravityDarth Waider
-0.411.32La Don e RacheleDas Joe
-0.331.50these sappy golden yearsDave Filippi
-0.011.62Twiggy takes on Miss PiggyDave Filippi
-0.541.55a lethal dose of mind-macarenaDave Filippi
-1.161.70true stories from infamous peopleDave Filippi
-0.761.66the unbearable lightness of boingDave Filippi
0.441.59fresh quirts for little squirtsDave Filippi
-0.531.30illicit tranks from the polluted-meme banksDave Filippi
-0.241.5260 Miles of Blue AsphaltDavid J. Bianco
-0.321.38Manchurian Takeout in Cardboard ContainersDavid J. Bianco
-1.061.66stupid you!ddot
-0.111.55white hot mattelddot
-0.431.46Embargo on!Deadbeef
0.301.21bicycle shorts for your genital warts (my open 36763)Deadbeef
-0.031.08this tagline glows in the darkDeadbeef
0.251.12three cheers for drunken leers (my open 36761)Deadbeef
-0.241.15roll the koansDeadbeef
-0.421.36six o'clock nudes (attr:
-0.051.35just so you know, "dolomite" is not an elementDeath Goat
0.581.23lopsided laughter lozenges (attribution: Emo)Death Goat
-0.021.09Stay a while, oenophileDeath Goat
0.191.16flight 77 begins its final reproachDeath Goat
-0.071.24rock out with your cop-outDeath Goat
-0.101.07some lajoie for your nap sackDeath Goat
0.211.58comedy's lump of coal in your stockingDeath Goat
-0.081.30sir william wallace-n-gromit, leader of the scottish terriersDeath Goat
0.011.25Leggo my purse! (nepalese yak edition)Death Goat
0.381.29tao jonesDeath Goat
0.561.48I killed the starship enterprise (Open:25271)Death Goat
0.321.27a nice pyromantic candlelight dinnerDeath Goat
-0.021.00link, sign, and hookerDeath Goat
0.931.35space goats: coast-to-coast (Attribution: Emo)Death Goat
0.171.16dwarf tossing for fun and profit (revised)Death Goat
0.201.26in the carpool lane on the gastric bypassDeath Goat
0.091.09yelling "theater!" in a crowded fire (typo-free)Death Goat
0.041.04having your background check bounceDeath Goat
0.151.25Questions? Call 1-800-733-6328.Death Goat
0.240.94and now... number three... the larchDeath Goat
0.161.44Nat King ColdDeath Goat
0.241.17black elvis vs. mothraDeath Goat
0.071.31old man saddam sat on his bomb, blowing his kurds awayDeath Goat
0.191.27knotted dental flossDeath Goat
0.451.02a big bucketful of warm maple syrupDeath Goat
0.551.18winter hookers are snow blowersDeath Goat
0.191.04dutch elm disease for the tree of lifeDeath Goat
0.300.83entry march of the voyeursDeath Goat
0.040.81I gave at the orifice (my take)Death Goat
0.060.93foreplay with no friendsDeath Goat
0.060.93philip glass menagerieDeath Goat
0.011.27recursive (adj.) 1. see also: recursiveDeath Goat
-0.071.37rumble in the bung hole (revised)Death Goat
-0.120.97santorum-filled steamer trunkDeath Goat
0.151.24too hot for tahiti trot (from Open)Death Goat
0.061.16nothin' that a hot mocha enema couldn't fix (PG version)Death Goat
-0.021.33battlestar catholicaDeath Goat
-0.321.15raining whippets on your weekend weddingDeath Goat
0.311.30the prolapsed anus of comedyDeath Goat
0.151.75season's beatingsDeath Goat
0.121.44as the jim crow fliesDeath Goat
0.251.11this comic will look real good after four beersDeath Goat
-0.011.02teat meat beatDeath Goat
0.311.52nobler than oedipusDeath Goat
0.141.50not entirely quite like licking a cob of cornDeath Goat
0.431.31the spirit of bris-mas (rewrite)Death Goat
-0.021.07the girl that won the golden globes award (inspired by: The Onion)Death Goat
0.341.24serving the cat a bowl of shredded tweet (Open 32142)Death Goat
0.011.06siphoning diesel for the orphan bonfireDeath Goat
0.041.47verbal dysentery for the entire familyDeath Goat
-0.101.38necktie of the godsDeath Goat
-0.110.94the jung and the restlessDeath Goat
-0.041.27the foul ball in your nice cold beerDeath Goat
0.141.10a funnel thing happend on the way to the trailer parkDeath Goat
-0.021.02retrovertigo on the trampolineDeath Goat
-0.031.42standing ovation at the paraplegics conventionDeath Goat
0.421.63driving your cheese wheels down a one whey streetDeath Goat
0.231.15woolskin meatloaf bat (attribution: Jay London)Death Goat
-0.131.06wretched rings of rump roastDeath Goat
0.141.21Trojan WhoresDeath Goat
0.251.36looks like a tacoDeath Goat
-0.311.59Chopping Block PartyDevilman
-0.241.72Does this taste like mayonnaise to you?Devilman
-0.141.75Nobody loves me. Not even Jesus.Devilman
0.681.48A big helping of salvation in every biteDevilman
0.141.27ebony and ironyDevilman
-0.421.35Humor in a brown paper envelope.Devilman
-0.151.42Stays Firm in MilkDevilman
-0.701.50Chicks Dig Religious ZealotsDevilman
-1.231.68You're a good man, Charlie Brown. Reeeally good.Devilman
-0.462.40Lolita of the Trailer ParkDevilman
0.811.50Golden YearsDevilman
-0.251.16Hereditary Fructose IntoleranceDevolution
-0.221.37The Bovine Feces Trilogy (repost)Devolution
-2.081.88talk to the handdfan
-0.061.87nothin' but a smiledfan
0.141.80life in the food chaindfan
-0.591.55summer in the citydfan
-0.751.77I did it my waydfan
0.061.58walk the balkDinosaur
-2.101.46Gorf. Clatter Baretta Nicktoons.Doc Evil
-0.561.49Shut don't go up, prices do.Doc Evil
-0.551.40Penguin Pinball ParasolsDoc Evil
-0.511.57Domo Arigato Sam the Robot.Doc Evil
-0.791.29Beware, I live!Doc Evil
0.301.24yuletide yamsDr. Roliman
-0.381.50wagon wheels when we wishDr. Roliman
-0.661.66Electric sex machinedrood
-0.031.37Christmas beerdrood
0.151.49that's not special sauceEnriquez
-0.551.08loose lip sync shipsEnriquez
-0.431.74mullet the blue skyEnriquez
-0.091.18wholly cowEnriquez
-0.511.39fondling puppies etc. - Enriquez styleEnriquez
-0.421.14Ray Charles in ChargeFlwyd
0.030.88The Magnificent Se7enFlwyd
0.471.23adjacent to your complete breakfastFlwyd
-0.081.02categorical imperialismFlwyd
-0.671.27daughters of the bolshevik revolutionFlwyd
0.401.15synapse firing squadFlwyd
-0.051.15hazmat in your morning news (cyanide remix)Flwyd
-0.711.32sexual organ grinderFlwyd
-1.231.45bits and pieces of your brother's niecesFlwyd
0.311.07chicken pox for the soulFlwyd
0.361.50Birds turn brown and fall from trees.Gar
0.671.17make mine minkGar
-0.211.49bang a gongGar
0.291.62Only users loose drugs.Gar
0.071.12born to be mild, with a tangy mustard aftertasteGar
-0.181.51Faith Hill No MoreGar
0.051.33poetry in freeze-frameGar
-0.131.42mixing lysol and lye with the white of my eyeGar
0.091.41Community WatchGar
-0.101.284 out of 5 wonder why I'm creating my own versionGar
0.081.40can't compute compoteGar
-0.061.40fry it up (my version of #309)Gar
-0.061.08deus ex maquiladoraGar
0.441.53omnes gentes plauditeGar
0.741.46Deep thoughtsGar
0.451.31Befriend a bookGar
0.011.43Mountain StewGar
0.371.08i me mimeGar
0.580.97Harassment means nothing to me either (my take on 4356)Gar
0.671.55It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas.Gar
0.171.23It's a long way home.Gar
0.071.25Rumsfeld and Coke with a twist of GarGar
0.031.39It was a perfect day.Gar
0.251.35fondling puppies behind the shed (Gar)Gar
0.581.20Verbal punching bag.Gar
0.261.12Glass and StealGar
0.501.42It's a sick, sick worldGar
0.111.26Father knows breasts.Gar
0.401.25david bowie knifeGar
-0.011.17Earl had to die.Gar
0.251.28Breaking the law.Gar
0.151.38jehovah's witness in contempt of courtGar
0.201.38Floater in the deep end.Gospog
-0.071.34The staccato beat of raining meat.Gospog
-0.181.37Meat the press. Press the meat?Gospog
-0.101.13It's not the meat, it's the humidity.Gospog
-1.281.55The bitter pill with the taste of swill.Gospog
-0.321.67Until we meat agin...Gospog
-1.231.82The surprising squeek that makes you peekGospog
0.051.23The sound of one hand slapping.Gospog
0.351.09playing with the playmate of the year (I wish)groovintodigweed
0.601.18toasting a toad's turdsgroovintodigweed
0.341.36cruising for a bruising on the autobahnannagroovintodigweed
-0.060.9910 Murphy's Stouts in the clip. fire away at funnygroovintodigweed
0.151.33sugarglider bee sting smilegroovintodigweed
0.211.16chocolate covered ant hillgroovintodigweed
-0.081.08empathy for the apatheticgroovintodigweed
0.351.10this comic is to funny like Ike Turner is to caringgroovintodigweed
0.190.88monkeys mating in the moonlightgroovintodigweed
0.111.28playboy vs. the gay boygroovintodigweed
-0.201.21blasting cap on the un-funny bombgroovintodigweed
0.121.05empathy for the apathetic (2)groovintodigweed
0.011.04wandering through the bloody begoniasgroovintodigweed
0.071.26pedestrian at best. version 3.0groovintodigweed
0.141.41spam of the la....just listened to a commentgroovintodigweed
0.421.60the pungent aroma of the permanent comagroovintodigweed
0.021.27i shot the bluebird of happiness in the assgroovintodigweed
-0.031.11oakenfold origamigroovintodigweed
-0.071.02getting licked with the native tonguegroovintodigweed
0.071.40toss it to the wolves and let them bite, I say!groovintodigweed
0.271.00face plant on a fire antgroovintodigweed
0.331.07having a fling with a cold chicken winggroovintodigweed
-0.031.28debits and credits in the ledger of lovegroovintodigweed
0.110.87mouse trap meat tenderizergroovintodigweed
0.941.55the phoenix that rose from my roach bowlgroovintodigweed
0.101.12camels that love to humpgroovintodigweed
0.101.25regarding a joke that will never have the right punchline.groovintodigweed
0.271.00white wine spritzer for your underage sistergroovintodigweed
0.851.03please pass the sarin gasgroovintodigweed
0.581.39the results of low blood sugar and five wasted minutesgroovintodigweed
-0.181.36Earl, with a swirl of your favorite girlgroovintodigweed
0.111.48suck on Open 29925groovintodigweed
0.251.09vapid vendetta against an ex named Gretagroovintodigweed
-0.011.44guided mistletoegroovintodigweed
0.070.99hot, sweaty, and always readygroovintodigweed
0.111.66comic soup-poop side dishgroovintodigweed
0.230.83bucket 'o bling-blinggroovintodigweed
0.331.19we all live in a yellow sub's latrinegroovintodigweed
-0.091.509 LivesGumGirl
-0.421.68Tofu ScrambleGumGirl
-0.491.58DNA SampleGumGirl
-0.371.48Extra Action TideGumGirl
0.061.11legions of 'wegians from the boreal regionsHangdog
1.091.59white man's bourbonHangdog
0.011.30men, i'm eminemHangdog
0.231.31pappa roach hotel californiaHangdog
0.401.42rolling stone temple pilots iii: the li'l rat skullsHangdog
0.461.67Keystone CoprolitesHangdog
-0.461.44my balony has a first nameHangdog
-0.061.11truman capote's a human coyoteHangdog
0.191.28we're goin' to the yellow brick roadhouseHangdog
0.091.21on-going bongo-ingHangdog
0.141.68first clown in after the big top falls, i guess...Hangdog
-0.511.78Does this smell bad?happyboy
-0.161.17farts of naturehappyboy
0.441.60Fortified with 8 Essential Vitaminshappyboy
-0.931.58Flying Monkey MasterHarry Lephtnut
0.131.02openRMCS #2780herpules
0.121.48fisting with an iron ruleherpules
0.011.45fun for the whole pharmacyherpules
-0.431.38inhumane treatment of search engine spidersherpules
-0.051.04deadly game of cat and blenderherpules
0.070.96gives baby jesus gasherpules
0.691.58republican party in my pants, and everyone's indictedherpules
0.591.20and you're gonna float there and like itherpules
0.181.56eat bugsherpules
-0.521.55Earl, you know it's trueherpules
-0.051.66extraordinarily popular delusionsherpules
-0.301.95don't lick bjork in angerherpules
0.051.47where have all your base gone? long time passing...herpules
0.151.54hitler's final solution to the problem like mariaherpules
0.641.31natural born pillars of the communityherpules
-0.161.40flogging further the feline fallenherpules
-0.151.96pat faxes flat taxesherpules
0.521.57openRMCS #2872herpules
0.071.16the stiff that stunk the stinky fingerherpules
-0.201.24helter skeletorherpules
-0.031.82openRMCS #2068herpules
0.031.78spam on van dammeherpules
-0.502.07hey, what's this "save" button do...herpules
0.741.39bureaucratic gadget grip, and other black lung referencesherpules
0.012.08hungry hungry herpesherpules
-0.601.93al and gary, quite contraryherpules
-0.591.29your mask, it is evil. your meat, it is red.herpules
-0.241.50have your bukkake and eat it, tooherpules
-0.431.20the silence will destroy you....loudly.Hipgnosis
-0.381.11Peta Pita Pitter PatterHipgnosis
0.011.17getting jiggy with cousin itHipgnosis
-0.401.26mackin' economicsHipgnosis
0.401.01new, improved zyclon-b. kid tested, mother approved!Hipgnosis
-0.721.52love poems from the devilHITTKD
-0.991.78the sweet taste of insanityHITTKD
0.691.47don't bury me, i'm not deadHITTKD
-1.061.71Trojan Horse CondomsHorselover Fat
-0.421.81A friend is a terrible thing to wasteHorselover Fat
1.301.66phlegm for everybodyHorselover Fat
-0.821.37Calling AAA collect.Horselover Fat
-0.501.60nux vomica vobiscumHorselover Fat
-0.792.14popcorn quiz, hotshotHorselover Fat
-0.791.29Capybaras make excellent pudding.Horselover Fat
-0.411.24Inna gotta la vita locaHorselover Fat
-1.072.15let's keep those hands above the tableHorselover Fat
-0.091.60Catwoman a la modeHorselover Fat
-0.441.48Flag off!Horselover Fat
-0.941.76cf. sec. 4(a)(iii) para. 2Horselover Fat
-0.561.74Martha Stewart makes a dandy gimpHorselover Fat
-0.981.97It's a mystery wrapped in bodybagHorselover Fat
-0.561.44nose hairs in your souffleeHorselover Fat
0.111.70KITTENS!! ON FIRE!!Horselover Fat
-0.361.69Boot to the head of the classHorselover Fat
-0.131.41Take me out at the ballgame.Horselover Fat
-0.531.39Holy roman candleHorselover Fat
-1.151.58Pyros for pornosHorselover Fat
-0.351.58Have a nice nightmare.Horselover Fat
-0.451.78silverfish dinnerHorselover Fat
-1.281.832 kibbles and bitsHorselover Fat
-0.311.66Thunder HosHorselover Fat
0.301.49true-life travel tipHorselover Fat
-0.351.95General Tso's choked chicken.Horselover Fat
-1.181.56Liar, liar, pants on nitroglycerineHorselover Fat
-0.591.60Birthday caked underwearHorselover Fat
-0.821.80winning the smelling beeHorselover Fat
-0.481.33the comic that's no better than the pixels it's printed onHorselover Fat
-0.211.33pest strip teaseHorselover Fat
-0.021.20The silence of the lamb chopsHorselover Fat
-0.591.62Blue Moon CheeseHorselover Fat
-0.171.69at the bottom of the humor chainHorselover Fat
-0.921.54New England Puppy ChowderHorselover Fat
-0.241.74Intensive Care VacationHorselover Fat
-0.481.80better off not readHorselover Fat
-0.241.76Paging Dr. FaustHorselover Fat
0.391.54You have the right to remain soylent.Horselover Fat
-0.401.81Head in the classHorselover Fat
-0.721.56Saving Private Parts and Major WoodyHorselover Fat
-0.231.57Strange Gel in a Strange Hand.Horselover Fat
-0.951.50Watch the atomic birdieHorselover Fat
-0.851.79special prosecutor's favorite comicHorselover Fat
-0.461.33Welcome to the Mattress, NeoHorselover Fat
-0.331.63Supa Milkman sushi happy happy 100%Horselover Fat
0.101.27vodka mockingbirdHouse of Eeyore
0.141.54a drybed of tie-dyed salmon deadheadsHouse of Eeyore
0.191.05saturated spiders of scandinaviaHouse of Eeyore
0.101.47hermeneutic hyperbolic hampster handsHouse of Eeyore
0.021.59Orangina Proudly Presents My AssHouse of Eeyore
0.281.36what would jesus do for a klondike bar?House of Eeyore
0.121.05a truckful of puckish trinitariansHouse of Eeyore
0.791.33q*bert questions the quarryHouse of Eeyore
-0.172.20Lemon Pledge driveHouse of Eeyore
-0.081.30verifying the villainous vanillasHouse of Eeyore
0.831.00skewered view of the fountainbleuHouse of Eeyore
0.081.34chowder's louder crowdsHouse of Eeyore
0.111.06flummoxed flan lummoxHouse of Eeyore
0.601.36halo round the hectacreHouse of Eeyore
0.021.31harbinger of heartburn halitosisHouse of Eeyore
0.171.29cheers to spearsHouse of Eeyore
0.541.33jihad a baby it's a boyHouse of Eeyore
0.011.05letting the pox guarding the zenhouseHouse of Eeyore
-0.201.79the resurrected building of wisened subservienceHouse of Eeyore
0.111.28just say gnaw (The Neptunes remix f/50 Cent)House of Eeyore
-0.151.31gravity's gaseous glowwormsHouse of Eeyore
0.181.02for he's a folly good jelloHouse of Eeyore
-0.350.87baked estrogen pillows layered over al dente discourseHouse of Eeyore
-0.191.15darryl licked the derelictsHouse of Eeyore
0.371.58Rene Descartes BlancHouse of Eeyore
0.181.18catastrophic damage to the dainty cabbagesHouse of Eeyore
0.351.11short stack of sorrowcakesHouse of Eeyore
0.151.33eeyorian cancerHouse of Eeyore
0.401.00dairy full of rewritesHouse of Eeyore
0.031.18voodoo practitioners make for good pin doctorsHouse of Eeyore
0.121.41starting the squealing processHouse of Eeyore
0.061.52smoting by roteHouse of Eeyore
-0.211.76John Ritter: Come and Knock on Death's Door (oops)Hysterical Woman
0.451.29Follow Your Hartford (2)Hysterical Woman
-0.051.09Indigent IndigenesHysterical Woman
-0.021.02From Old to "Classic"Hysterical Woman
0.041.23Making a Colin Mochrie of the Whole ThingHysterical Woman
-0.041.17Warships of Saints (2)Hysterical Woman
-0.170.98Warships of SaintsHysterical Woman
-0.011.40Gary Coleman for President (Open #41434)Hysterical Woman
-0.360.94Carmen Electra Complex: Version 2Hysterical Woman
-0.051.43Quicker then a Ray Charles of Light (OPEN 39576)Hysterical Woman
-0.061.66Hands Across the Water for Chocolate (insprired by Open)Hysterical Woman
-0.121.00Suspicious rinds (With a nod to Carter)Interesting Steve
-0.231.26Grit in the vaseline - Arizona's curseInteresting Steve
0.251.14Mississippi gurningInteresting Steve
-0.431.10A lass; poor Yorick!Interesting Steve
-0.170.97That Sin King feelingInteresting Steve
0.271.30Miami VinceInteresting Steve
0.281.19the ozone flayerInteresting Steve
0.311.02The flask of Zorro!Interesting Steve
-0.521.36The slalom witch time trialsInteresting Steve
0.101.10service with a simileInteresting Steve
0.051.23Famous last nerds (tweaked)Interesting Steve
-0.250.95It's a wonderful half-lifeInteresting Steve
0.540.83The Brucie bonus!Interesting Steve
-0.210.80Trouser SheikhInteresting Steve
0.141.2098% substance free (post crash repost)Interesting Steve
-0.281.16Romulus and RemixInteresting Steve
0.401.14Colonic immigrationInteresting Steve
0.160.91drown on the farmInteresting Steve
-0.150.86One Norse townInteresting Steve
-0.161.05The morris in your sound systemInteresting Steve
0.161.22Ass mark nineInteresting Steve
0.040.58Aphex twineInteresting Steve
-0.421.29women are from Venus, men are from barsInteresting Steve
0.311.08Mary had a little LlamaInteresting Steve
-0.010.91Roadkill stew for a redneck crew (version 2)Interesting Steve
0.301.28A piss and a promiseInteresting Steve
-0.081.48Gardeners question thymeInteresting Steve
-0.071.04cheap day return of the kingInteresting Steve
-0.111.29Mortal WombatInteresting Steve
-0.040.93Tales of the expected (I'm so sorry)Interesting Steve
0.721.12Nelson MandolaInteresting Steve
-0.281.12Today is the feast day of Christina the AstonishingInteresting Steve
0.041.27Because the night was made for loofahsInteresting Steve
-0.271.00Concubine harvesterInteresting Steve
-0.071.31Enter the DragoonInteresting Steve
-0.501.02The skills to buy the pillsInteresting Steve
-0.061.22accidental NeroInteresting Steve
-0.431.49The great escalopeInteresting Steve
-0.611.47This was 10 worthy until I started writing it.Interesting Steve
0.000.80strap on dodoInteresting Steve
0.401.50Don't put all your legs in one casketInteresting Steve
-0.221.38the human G gnomeInteresting Steve
0.251.18Animal of the CarnivalsInteresting Steve
0.211.10Vlad the ImpalaInteresting Steve
-0.131.21Occam's ErasureInteresting Steve
-0.511.02Deck of shardsInteresting Steve
-0.101.37Paint your WoganInteresting Steve
-0.341.28Bringing a part to a harpyInteresting Steve
-0.351.34Atrophy cabinetInteresting Steve
0.071.09Spelling ErosInteresting Steve
0.021.00Piddling while Rome burpsInteresting Steve
0.151.14Papa's got a brand new colostomy bagInteresting Steve
0.061.09Cervix with a smileInteresting Steve
-0.011.25Location, dislocation, locationInteresting Steve
0.271.29rest in pissInteresting Steve
-0.381.07Let's get ready to crumbleInteresting Steve
-0.241.27Pole VoltaireInteresting Steve
-0.081.08Freudian dripInteresting Steve
-0.231.14The 64,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lire questionInteresting Steve
0.571.19yeast inflectionInteresting Steve
-0.060.89curiosity killed the catheterInteresting Steve
0.581.37Monkey for old ropeInteresting Steve
0.030.99Rip-tide for your mother-in-law (Tweaked)Interesting Steve
-0.020.97loose canonsInteresting Steve
-0.201.10his and hearseInteresting Steve
0.191.22Bus despot (The American way)Interesting Steve
-0.011.20Pubic enemy number oneInteresting Steve
-0.091.01voting floatersInteresting Steve
-0.151.20Rembrandts keep falling on my headInteresting Steve
0.701.24get your goat, you've pulledInteresting Steve
0.161.18Everyone's a weiner, babyInteresting Steve
0.161.42Ears on my pillowInteresting Steve
0.031.23Orville and DeanInteresting Steve
-0.401.30Woodstain trifleInteresting Steve
-0.691.84Warren's buffetInteresting Steve
0.081.01Intestine, intestine, one two threeInteresting Steve
-0.281.06Face down in the bidetInteresting Steve
-0.261.10whatever bloats your floatInteresting Steve
-0.241.44Courtesans - going down in historyInteresting Steve
0.741.45Abscess makes the heart grow fungusInteresting Steve
0.090.93It's a fair coproliteInteresting Steve
0.611.31no guts, no goryInteresting Steve
0.021.36Sleeping with the anemoneInteresting Steve
-0.271.15Veni V.D. ViciInteresting Steve
0.311.07Hammer house of commerceInteresting Steve
-0.471.66Falling from Grace JonesInteresting Steve
0.070.97A Fistfull of MolarsInteresting Steve
0.141.61Winning the bat and electing to tossInteresting Steve
0.201.16Left handed braille pornographyInteresting Steve
0.461.33Steady on Mr Beethoven, that's your fifthInteresting Steve
0.250.95The Albino Country Dance BandInteresting Steve
0.011.55Peehole surgeryInteresting Steve
0.351.25Incontinental DriftInteresting Steve
0.050.86Splice up your love wipeInteresting Steve
0.051.49Fear of the dork (My other audition, belated repost)Interesting Steve
0.471.11My open audition 34... now lost forever (Originally posted by BP)Interesting Steve
-0.101.12Warhammer dulcimerInteresting Steve
0.341.22hernia rose I bring youInteresting Steve
-0.131.47With fond memories of the 'Beano' joke pageInteresting Steve
0.050.97rock around the glockInteresting Steve
-0.330.87Changing horses in the middle of the shootInteresting Steve
0.061.33braindrops keep falling on my headInteresting Steve
-0.671.46Urban leg endsInteresting Steve
-0.591.15The way to a man's fart is through his stomachInteresting Steve
0.110.94Stone Cold Jane AustenInteresting Steve
0.121.08Bone IdolInteresting Steve
0.051.17Ah! Bidets are here againInteresting Steve
0.081.23Do rich men get piles of gold?Interesting Steve
-0.151.08Like a vandal in the windInteresting Steve
0.141.26The Rhino in your LinoInteresting Steve
-0.051.31In the land of the blind, nobody is scared of spidersInteresting Steve
-0.081.01The rash is always greener on the other sideInteresting Steve
0.771.50The mad Hatter's E-partyInteresting Steve
0.251.27Music for the wilted generationInteresting Steve
0.091.23And figs might ply!Interesting Steve
0.451.29Manga from HeavenInteresting Steve
0.140.92show me the way to grow gnomesInteresting Steve
0.691.48Clash of the TitiansInteresting Steve
-0.381.21Crazy for ewe (my take on 7248, with permission)Interesting Steve
-0.131.21Free little pigsInteresting Steve
0.181.20Why do turds suddenly appear?Interesting Steve
0.091.06I want to believe it's not butter (Spellchecked)Interesting Steve
-0.291.09Getting in to bad HobbitsInteresting Steve
-0.300.50A plague on wordsInteresting Steve
0.521.06Last of the red hot pokers (Slight re-write)Interesting Steve
-0.031.59Hey diddle diddle the Carter and the FidelInteresting Steve
0.091.39Colon cancer: dying from the bum upwardsInteresting Steve
0.011.10The Outer LimpitsInteresting Steve
0.081.21now I'm a bereaverInteresting Steve
-0.091.32(Percy Bysshe Shelley) Apologies to allInteresting Steve
-0.441.45Rumble in the fungalInteresting Steve
0.271.08Here's looking at Euclid (Post crash repost)Interesting Steve
-0.080.91a new and flatulent God arisesInteresting Steve
-0.360.71never... was so much owed by so many to tofu (spellchecked)Interesting Steve
-0.341.40Significant udderInteresting Steve
-0.221.10Khartoum NetworkInteresting Steve
-0.100.99Pubic executionInteresting Steve
-0.091.49When the Pre-Raphaelites come on again, all over the worldInteresting Steve
-0.341.88Emergency exit wounds (My Dad told me this joke)Interesting Steve
-0.251.00looks like reindeerInteresting Steve
0.221.26The impotence of being ErnestInteresting Steve
0.471.26madrigal stonesInteresting Steve
-0.181.45Spleen infested fungusInteresting Steve
0.260.91Sinks leaving a shipping ratInteresting Steve
-0.381.25Nuzzling the nubile nape of notorietyInteresting Steve
-0.431.06Samsung and DelilahInteresting Steve
-0.121.38The hills are alive with the sound of prozacInteresting Steve
0.110.88Low fat communion wafers: I can't believe it's not JesusInteresting Steve
0.010.96access all ariasInteresting Steve
-0.201.12Fellatio sucks, anthropophagy chewsInteresting Steve
-0.211.18Spot the diffidenceInteresting Steve
-0.021.12Pissing on your typo-free compost heapInteresting Steve
-0.190.90The best of Vaughan Williams - a no-cd collectionInteresting Steve
0.001.10BASIC instinct (post crash repost)Interesting Steve
0.081.30Let's call the whole thing offalInteresting Steve
-0.241.21Mile wide club - Grab a fattyInteresting Steve
-0.461.09taralasamartyrInteresting Steve
0.551.62Drop dead, gorgeousInteresting Steve
0.080.98Terminal ear waxInteresting Steve
0.180.88Perverting the Corpse of Justice againInteresting Steve
0.411.08Hangnail and eyeInteresting Steve
-0.121.27The Garden of EdamInteresting Steve
-0.110.83Dr Livingstone, I exhume?Interesting Steve
0.281.18Life's bitch pageantInteresting Steve
0.061.46gristle while you workInteresting Steve
-0.201.17Why bother when the pub is open?Interesting Steve
0.131.08Cutting some slacks (Post crash re-write)Interesting Steve
0.481.37Acid TablaInteresting Steve
-0.101.09ApartheidiInteresting Steve
-0.281.39Shallow gravyInteresting Steve
-0.091.58Nail clippings in an empty wine glassInteresting Steve
-0.431.10Manatee FairInteresting Steve
0.551.01big truffle in little ChinaInteresting Steve
-0.411.13Campaign to legalise GomorrahyInteresting Steve
0.341.06Giving up the Ghost for lent (repost)Interesting Steve
-0.451.06the morgue the merrierInteresting Steve
0.021.10The sty's the limitInteresting Steve
0.521.49I can't get no putrifactionInteresting Steve
0.271.14Interesting Steve
-0.491.11Well hung, overdrawn and quarter-pounderedInteresting Steve
0.061.12Theological viagra: preventing omnimpotenceInteresting Steve
-0.220.99Cur in the communityInteresting Steve
0.041.02toxic sock syndromeIpso Facto
0.141.28I said it once before but it bears re-posting now.Ipso Facto
-0.071.51Have Nun, Will RaffleIpso Facto
0.231.15Wouldn't you like to be a heifer, part two?Ipso Facto
0.531.07The side effect you least expectIpso Facto
0.471.13Turpentine in the Altar WineIpso Facto
0.601.40The eyeball floating in your highballIpso Facto
-0.071.75An Issue With Your Inner Tissue (Attr: btg #4662)Ipso Facto
-0.191.45unspeakable evil at the local boll weevilIpso Facto
-0.010.68getting on better with your associate red meat contemporariesIpso Facto
0.191.69Like a Baboon with a HarpoonIpso Facto
0.961.76lawn darts in your sensitive partsIpso Facto
0.381.40The Sword and the Spinal CordIpso Facto
0.001.28The mosquitoes in your speedoIpso Facto
-0.041.10Putting the hair in "harrowing"Irving
-0.131.40three no brain (revised per comments)Jamie
-0.151.31In Excelsis Dayglo 2Jamie
0.181.01Salivation ArmyJamie
-0.581.45the codeine daiquiri of comicsJamie
0.381.41mens sala in corpore saloJamie
0.081.58get your dander up for the loving cupJamie
0.271.25Give That Pope a Mullet, 1Jamie
0.711.60100 percent of the voteJamie
-0.091.02Fear of a Chartreuse PlanetJamie
-0.171.49A Dutiful GrindJamie
0.051.01Ass Hat LinuxJamie
-0.311.21filligree for your fricaseeJamie
-0.171.14a man, a plan, a canneloni (revised)Jamie
-0.151.46the swellegant universeJamie
-0.241.25Chang & Eng & Edith & ArchieJamie
-0.171.31Hand me down genesJeff R
-0.091.71...makes my nipples hardJeff R
0.401.41subcutaneous humor gets under my skinJillSwift
-0.621.79post ilness reconstructionalismJillSwift
-0.221.40Say that we're sweethearts again!JillSwift
-1.501.97My Mongoliajkc
0.271.26The sanguineous fluid flowing through the veins of humorJmillius
0.731.49Swinging from a hanging bandolierJmillius
-0.061.33McTurtle soup, fast food made from slow creaturesJmillius
0.031.06Manacled to a cannibal who makes typosJmillius
0.111.32Potassium Possum HydroxideJmillius
0.181.04this comic will disavow any knowledge of humorJmillius
0.121.33If you toss the dwarf, don't tell the elfJmillius
-0.150.97Do fireflies pay lightbills?Jmillius
0.081.01the lissome dance of the rotten plum fairiesJmillius
0.581.57pentagons, hexagons, and epigoneJmillius
0.080.84Spatial tears in the comic-time theoryJmillius
-0.121.30fan-fiction for my fictional fansJmillius
0.531.13Down-lined flak jacketsJmillius
0.481.18insane squirrels with gaping chest woundsJmillius
-0.011.18Remix: Voodoo ChilliJmillius
0.001.05the treehugging hottie was lemurifficJmillius
-0.131.09Saints vs Lions, this Sunday in RomeJmillius
-0.061.34Mellifluous ideas pouring into my headJmillius
-0.301.45The treehugging lemur was a hottieJmillius
0.401.13The slimy trail of snail mailJmillius
0.531.37Puppies: free to good home, make excellent moving targetsJmillius
0.211.26Translucent donkeys are glassy assesJmillius
0.260.87Pulitzer my fingerJmillius
-0.121.18partying on the yard-armJoeNotCharles
-0.071.31Rum raisin branJoeNotCharles
-0.121.46the kitty lived, but is now a Manx (true story)JoeNotCharles
-0.221.21a large order of macho ballsJoeNotCharles
0.241.25this little lighted mimeJoeNotCharles
-0.121.66Hip hop chop shopJoeNotCharles
0.071.56several strange sorts of suctionJoeNotCharles
0.021.29wet dreams may comeJoeNotCharles
0.151.62the bloody battle for butterJoeNotCharles
-0.461.53detained but not restrainedJoeNotCharles
0.221.41Seduced by the dork side of the farceJohntheAuthor
-0.361.74The only reason I exercise is to hear heavy breathing againJohntheAuthor
-0.441.25George W. Bush: Never send a pretzel to do a man's job.JohntheAuthor
-0.371.60sunday sunday monsterrrr trucksjulius
0.151.42what dreams may comejulius
-0.801.77pickled herring and whitefishjulius
0.321.25femoral imperative (open #111031)KillingAllTheFlies
-0.511.05some kind of muenster (take 2)KillingAllTheFlies
-0.760.83astronautical miles davis (open #111067)KillingAllTheFlies
-0.831.36cuidado! llamas!KillingAllTheFlies
0.170.87revoltron (open #111027)KillingAllTheFlies
-0.601.50Akitchen CabinetKodiak
-0.391.12-1 for unoriginal taglineKodiak
0.391.08love to hear the goblin goin' tweet tweet tweetKodiak
-0.351.49crispy cholera slammerskohne
0.001.16cincinnati alfredokohne
0.400.95hoose boozekohne
0.341.13sweet pluot gravy (#66890)kohne
0.031.39discount orphan jubileekohne
-0.981.83cognitive dissonancelibertine
-0.741.22you've got a lot to learn about rock 'n rolllibertine
-0.881.67sounds like...libertine
-0.961.73a fine line between right and wronglibertine
-0.341.52fry it up in a panlibertine
-0.491.57there's always room for Jell-Olibertine
0.001.59stars and barslibertine
-0.501.43the information supercolliderlibertine
-0.601.63a christmas meatrolllilith
-0.511.60lurking in the wireslilith
-0.701.85true to itselflilith
-0.921.37nudge nudge wink winklilith
-0.250.70kabob marley and the impalerslordstatik
0.601.23mesh ball mess hall (open 44926)lordstatik
0.551.27canned food drive for the recently canned.lordstatik
0.041.03go go gadget savantlordstatik
-0.141.30testing the dog waterslordstatik
0.020.88(tub)girl power!lordstatik
0.151.41this is dingbat countrylordstatik
0.051.34arsenic and old spicelordstatik
-0.141.19teflon coated cornflakeslordstatik
-0.241.29Hooked on Phoenixlordstatik
0.041.08candied adam's applelordstatik
0.010.91punch line sold separatelylordstatik
0.010.86the spirits promised I would win the nomination!lordstatik
0.461.00disaster relief for ant farmerslordstatik
0.141.24spoon feverlordstatik
-0.041.25driving miss buttersworthlordstatik
0.021.31artificial indoctrinationlordstatik
-0.231.04two if tai-chilordstatik
0.100.98recreational surgerylordstatik
0.800.94bald faced eaglelordstatik
0.390.99the piranhas under your mistletoelordstatik
-0.201.11the only prescription is more cow ballslordstatik
0.361.09follow the buffalo wings (open 44927)lordstatik
0.501.33putting the racecar out to studlordstatik
0.290.74back to the stuporlordstatik
-0.101.36this comic gets butchered in the darklordstatik
0.181.31illegal moving spleenlordstatik
0.591.10coupons in the collection platelordstatik
0.020.89someone put dinner in my lunchboxlordstatik
-0.010.97the tangy blast of mustard gaslordstatik
0.221.03lather, mince, and red meatlordstatik
0.260.83detroit smock citylordstatik
0.161.02distilled meat juicelordstatik
0.060.97over the river and through the swilllordstatik
0.000.71kid tested, usda approvedlordstatik
0.241.08loaded dice: the gift that keeps on griftinglordstatik
-0.121.15the mortar the merrierlordstatik
-0.181.31batter up, and don't wafflelordstatik
0.291.52evidence of cola found on marslordstatik
0.130.94helping hands caressing your backsidelordstatik
-0.171.21last stop on the funk trainlordstatik
0.261.32"look maw, no hands!"lordstatik
-0.011.01fecal alcohol syndromelordstatik
0.150.73fresh brains at the zombie bakesalelordstatik
-0.101.03the mechanical bull marketlordstatik
-0.111.00meat harvest festivallordstatik
-0.241.27filibuster for kids: james and the giant speechlordstatik
-0.250.84paging doctor mammogramlordstatik
-0.131.32cooking two birds with one stovelordstatik
-0.080.78naked mole rats of the apocalypse (inspired by ggc)Luchog
0.161.17a match made in heckLuchog
-0.121.29crying into your beer goggles (reducks)Luchog
0.000.92praying hands on your pots and pans (Scraping the Open #41867)Luchog
-0.111.35crying into your beer gogglesLuchog
0.280.90Health Care DisorderlyMagus
-0.111.12The Pillsbury Kama SutraMagus
0.130.80Bury me deep, I'm cold and clammyMagus
0.241.29The Domin-MatrixMagus
-0.250.99Beat the MeetlesMagus
0.231.37I am Iron Supplement ManMagus
0.171.64Inspired by GhastlyMagus
0.171.02Black SabbaticalMagus
0.190.86Nuclear Missals (Fixing an ancient mistake)Magus
-0.210.88Flower Petals for Power MetalMagus
0.071.34A Clockwork OrangutanMagus
-0.581.16The Varnished Sages of WinMagus
0.311.10Jorge Luis of Borg (new and improved)Magus
-0.040.99Aggravated FlatteryMagus
0.121.43The Red Meat PartyMagus
-0.031.75Quivering on the End of the ForkMalaVelho
-0.181.30don't be a soren loserMalaVelho
-0.621.64Engagement Wringmarkdiscordia
0.001.29It's not a tumor!markdiscordia
0.151.40Cute as a Panic Buttonmarkdiscordia
0.161.12454 Grams of Fleshmarkdiscordia
0.341.82Rockettes to Russiamarkdiscordia
0.041.13Logical Phallusmarkdiscordia
0.841.32Open repost 1: Even Jesus Hates Creedmarkdiscordia
-0.061.61Old-Growth Redneckmarkdiscordia
-0.081.57The First Rule of Mime Clubmarkdiscordia
0.411.29The Sound of One Hand Fappingmarkdiscordia
0.291.40Bread and circusesmarkdiscordia
0.211.27The Awful Waffle Towards Godmarkdiscordia
-0.071.77Colorless Green Ideas Bat Cleanupmarkdiscordia
0.731.54This Is The Optimus Primevalmarkdiscordia
0.201.22Open Repost 2: Erskine Bowling for Dollarsmarkdiscordia
-0.051.14Glassy McJaggedshard's Candy Factorymarkdiscordia
0.051.20The Gay Logician Was An Expert In Analogymarkdiscordia
-0.440.80Footnotes to Dana Platomarkdiscordia
0.051.28Perpetual Lotion Machinemarkdiscordia
-1.311.00Kaiser Wilhelm Screammarmelmm
-0.550.97abusing my religion (open ????)Mingelover
-0.451.40carnal carnival (2)Mingelover
0.011.50silly strands of semenMingelover
-0.421.26irrelevant irreverenceMingelover
-0.261.56shouting obscenities at deaf peopleMingelover
0.000.85a caper on paperMingelover
0.291.01crazed and defused (rewrite)Mingelover
-0.101.24stained and deliveredMingelover
-0.071.50some loathsome loadMingelover
0.981.41venomous verbal vomitMingelover
0.061.31desultory defecationsMingelover
0.261.64scorbutical shenanigansMingelover
0.231.48as fresh as the day it was abortedMingelover
0.111.08know your enemaMingelover
-0.301.39digests readerMingelover
-0.351.37veja duMingelover
-0.071.04act-fancer cybernetic hyper weaponMingelover
0.961.10frogs in my clogsMingelover
0.221.20writing a wrongMingelover
0.311.26fondling foundlingsMingelover
-0.100.77tar ar do mhathairMingelover
-0.561.58the vague fugueMingelover
0.470.88remains of the gay (dashed by popular demand)Mingelover
-0.321.27meat the parentsMingelover
-0.111.01greatest thing since briced sleadMingelover
-0.111.65licensed to illMingelover
0.191.33terminal titillationMingelover
-0.401.48freelanced pantsMingelover
0.261.15clitoral damageMingelover
-0.141.09defunct debaucheryMingelover
0.541.04pre-emptive dyke (well from what I can remember)Mingelover
0.081.28drinking cider, hidden flagonMingelover
-0.081.15paper macheteMingelover
-0.131.16i immune gen, an a loose yaMingelover
0.301.13christmas evilMingelover
0.081.20jokes that inbreedMingelover
-0.041.47101 Claymations, Take 2Minja
0.221.28Gremlin Fever! Catch It!Minja
-0.311.27Sippin' on Gin and Juice SoupMinja
-0.381.43hotdog relish fetishmoby
0.091.12eat your meals with your toesmoby
0.211.69The jellied gristle in your giggle porridgem_cammarano
0.071.14Geek grrls make fun of my floppy diskm_cammarano
0.611.75Soothing salve for sore funnybonesm_cammarano
-0.941.69Out of charm's waym_cammarano
0.551.55Capybara chimichangam_cammarano
-0.381.41fondling puppies behind the shed (Open 2692, by Rakfink)m_cammarano
-1.061.87Maximum schnitzel overdrivem_cammarano
-0.631.71thinking man's bidetm_cammarano
-0.261.29Ignore the tiny crop circles in your ciliam_cammarano
0.191.27Plump dumplings of moist bedevilmentm_cammarano
-0.451.47Sarcophagus full of esophagus sausagesm_cammarano
0.021.63Garbage barge off Humor's coast (rewrite)m_cammarano
0.641.21Fighting the prophylaxis powersm_cammarano
0.431.72Smoking SwedesNat
-0.151.45Neighbourhood SwatchNat
-0.011.81The Piltdown MonNat
-0.472.08Cash Cows for JesusNat
0.951.90Buzz and BeakNat
-0.941.51Learn In HellNat
-0.721.88Justice is sweet, but Toblerone tastes betterNat
1.601.76The FallNat
-0.771.68100% real fruitNeo
-0.211.92real buttery taste in every bite.Neo
0.291.25Flurries of FlatulenceNightengail
0.280.89The Quiet StormtrooperNightengail
0.031.09must be this tall to writheNightengail
0.261.17custard filled pinataNightengail
0.171.19faust come, faust servedNightengail
0.320.93welcome to the karaoke machineNightengail
0.151.19Blackjack night at the S & M parlorNildo Crapo
-0.121.10Spellcheck (spellchecked)Nildo Crapo
-0.141.31Are you ready for some foosballNildo Crapo
0.151.23Singing Sopranos in the Vienna Boys Choir (without the gannet)Nildo Crapo
-0.851.26Zing! Zing! Went the Strings of My Bladder!norbizness
-0.321.02Coffee Is For Closersnorbizness
0.351.11two-story oedipal complex for rentNuke-Marine
0.061.32Grazing Upon the Glory (my open #40963)Nuke-Marine
-0.161.18Hey now, you're a porn starNuke-Marine
-0.651.05give a hand for no ply toilet paperNuke-Marine
-0.331.16slippery when wet dreamsNuke-Marine
0.340.90Conan the Librarian (my open #42247)Nuke-Marine
-0.111.21one-armed ass banditNuke-Marine
-0.081.17hung like a jewish carpenter (without the body piercings)Nuke-Marine
1.051.43Beating a patch of grass where there used to be a dead horse.Nuke-Marine
-0.371.09european on my leg (my open 41651)Nuke-Marine
-0.301.50Adam Condoms: Ribbed for her creationNuke-Marine
0.251.38buttery nipple piercingsNuke-Marine
0.321.10An oldie but goody two-shoe.Nuke-Marine
0.351.12I like my red meat clean (rated pg for penile grating)Nuke-Marine
0.461.08Red Meat for DummiesNuke-Marine
-0.330.90A Pimple on the Ass of HumanityNuke-Marine
0.031.08when parting the red sea put a towel on the bedNuke-Marine
0.561.63the tink tink of metal plates in first placeNuke-Marine
0.321.47Moonshine SeranadeNuke-Marine
-0.280.79No animals were sexually molested in the making of this movieNuke-Marine
0.421.16Bon Aniversaire au Vous! (my open #42191)Nuke-Marine
-0.131.03one year of toenail clippingsNuke-Marine
-0.351.23diet pills for starving childrenNuke-Marine
-0.120.98British hookers charge by the poundNuke-Marine
0.131.41the tangy aftertaste of rectal thermometersNuke-Marine
0.211.38offended plucked eyeball collectionNuke-Marine
-0.071.23there comes a time in everyman's life when he must dieNuke-Marine
-0.171.00Painting by Numbers with Rodents (my open #40983)Nuke-Marine
-0.201.08In the dark, it ain't about black or white. It's about who washed.Nuke-Marine
-0.271.12Same strip, different Doris DayNuke-Marine
-0.011.11donkey punch'n judy (the multi-cultural tag)Nuke-Marine
-0.011.52less chance than a hamster in a bathhouseNuke-Marine
0.100.94Man on the RumNuke-Marine
0.231.24penthouse magazine's annual scratch and sniff editionNuke-Marine
-0.740.60bungie jumping from the umbilical cordNuke-Marine
0.011.27jungle fever blisterNuke-Marine
-0.201.15nibbled to death by cats (thanx 2 Russetfox)Nuke-Marine
-0.341.23subtle as a fart in a bathtubNuke-Marine
-0.290.78love hurts, especially if you're willing to pay extraNuke-Marine
-0.130.82full feline nudity, meowNuke-Marine
-0.031.11pass kentucky on the left-hand sideNuke-Marine
0.081.55Super Dave Saves the World Yet Again (my open #42377)Nuke-Marine
-0.221.34where no man has gone before (no, not Janet Reno)Nuke-Marine
0.091.06Feeling the winds of fate (my open #40965)Nuke-Marine
0.031.64Family Matters of State (my open #42193)Nuke-Marine
0.311.35Rythm and Blue's CluesNuke-Marine
-0.121.12The way to a man's heart is through a gap in the ribcageNuke-Marine
0.201.46puts the feel ya' in pedophiliaNuke-Marine
-0.231.31yet another practical application of used foreskinNuke-Marine
-0.681.11sniffing the stinky fingerNuke-Marine
0.301.11ACME Nooses: Good to the last dropNuke-Marine
-0.291.23putting the typo in typogrifeeNuke-Marine
-0.121.07in which he learned not to post drunkNuke-Marine
-0.732.02ROCK ME, MOTHER TERESANumber44
-1.272.29jeremiah johnson sings the bluesNumber44
-2.171.54SHOEHORN FOR THE SOULNumber44
-1.501.78tight as a twelve year old's bumNumber44
-0.811.92IT'S LIKE BUTTAH!Number44
-0.462.39zima in nine new flavorsNumber44
-0.051.28lost in spaceba (Open 41191)obc_spike
-0.031.67Another sufferer of Whacked Mole Syndrome (revisited)obc_spike
0.351.03a brain trust of cosmic dustobc_spike
-0.031.34family fun that's fun for the whole family (open 40971)obc_spike
0.040.86Where's the Buffalo? Rome?opus
-0.401.49mandatory gravyopus
0.250.83Shock the Moonpie (riff)opus
0.090.58Banana Split Personality Riff on #8741opus
-0.101.08Knock Knock Jokes for Ding Dongsopus
0.071.30pixellated porcupines of purposeopus
0.131.17Livin' La Gadda da Vida Locaopus
0.671.15speed bump in the parking lot of your mindopus
0.011.11Remember the Alimonyopus
0.130.94Pear Pimples for Hairy Fishnutsopus
0.061.56placidly awaiting the hangmanopus
-0.130.90the special sauce is bossopus
-0.111.06spleen is a thing with feathersOrganLeroy
-0.291.22maverick spray that's getting away (remix)Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.081.27a white lie is aversion of the truthOrion Q. Pickletickle
0.240.77gonna auk down to penguin avenueOrion Q. Pickletickle
-0.230.82diarrhetic diuretics provide double-barreled actionOrion Q. Pickletickle
0.260.94fundamentalist suicide plumberOrion Q. Pickletickle
-0.200.80how do you solve a problem like gonorrhea?Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.240.97it's audi doody timeOrion Q. Pickletickle
0.741.07transsexual pests spayed and neuteredOrion Q. Pickletickle
-0.161.06aqueous humours from nacreous tumorsPerlDiver
-0.301.64you don't know where that finger's beenPerlDiver
0.091.72My grandma can beat up your grandma(REVISED)pete
-0.231.04no spuds to boilpete
-0.461.42a street girl named desire'pete
0.171.28a world of pure dimasculationpete
0.111.44The empire smokes crackpete
0.191.12the vigilantes in your pantiesPete B
0.661.36suffer, children, sufferPete B
0.051.41attrib: "Go Die" by Mark PeasleePete B
0.461.10roving blood bank ATMPete B
-0.031.57open meat night at the improv (open 25507, revised)Pete B
-0.521.12warning: may contain humor-like substancePete B
0.260.82it's the taglines that are truly lost, never to be recoveredPete B
0.301.02time keeps on slipping into the guard railPete B
0.041.29just like a comic strip, but without all the pesky "humor"Pete B
0.561.53any resemblance between these events and actual humor is coincidentalPete B
0.251.44nattering nabobs of nudismPete B
-1.092.42the doggie poo on comedy's shoePete B
-0.521.51i still say the monkey was asking for itPete B
0.431.46attribution, dammit: "Go Die" by Mark PeasleePete B
0.141.01going further south on an even more broken compassPete B
0.161.31the comedic equivalent of an unpleasant burning sensationPete B
-0.221.01the comic that just wants your love ... but will settle for fearPete B
0.051.24I know right where you can stick that "disappearing fence", buddyPete B
0.121.23requium for the treated and releasedPete B
-0.611.47dare you to drink the waterPete B
-0.271.49and the crowd grows weed (open 23046)Pete B
0.091.24where the rules are made up and the electoral votes don't matterPete B
-0.291.36b is for bookie, that's good enough for mePete B
-0.081.41my precious scores! they're melting! they're melting! (still)Pete B
-0.261.17downgraded to "axis of complete jerks"Pete B
-0.321.15don't feed the furries (thanksgiving remix)Pete B
-0.171.26hamsters for hipstersPete B
0.071.24+5 for knowing where voter livesPete B
0.681.28looking forward to that hot steve/tam baby-makin' actionPete B
0.160.97fry like an eagle (redux)Pete B
0.081.26unlubricated justicePete B
-0.101.44getting in bad touch with your inner childPete B
-0.031.13wankers of the world, unite!Pete B
-0.101.56baba yogaPete B
0.051.27anthrax sports pagePete B
-0.301.34how much bone could a bone saw saw if a bone saw could saw bone? v.2Pete B
0.481.50mustardseed lifesaver (original author, with tweaking)Pete B
-0.471.24sign the petition; put Bug-Eyed Earl on Survivor, now! (corrected)Pete B
0.321.26waging the war on ducksPete B
0.190.95wacky slumlord of your comedy ghettoPete B
0.291.55atrb: rob balder,, "fishing with grampa"Pete B
0.040.99an old contest, a new beginningPete B
-0.261.22the comic that understands "clever oxymoron" is an oxymoronPete B
-0.561.32anybody else want to see Billy, Jeffy, and co. as character options?Pete B
0.211.20i have no tag -- i just like saying "naughty dead clown"Pete B
-0.310.57it's funny because it's truePete B
0.071.63it's only a cliche if it sucks; otherwise, it's an archetypePete B
-0.241.47carcinogenic joke substitutePete B
-0.121.28erratica, againPete B
0.061.10tastes just like hobbitPete B
-0.211.81the sicker picker-upperPete B
0.311.09karmically-unsound comedyPete B
0.021.19burlap dance 3: rise of the burlap machines (orig: 5653)Pete B
-0.431.34this comic will self-delete in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...Pete B
0.221.22sub-standard deviation (take 2)Pete B
-1.593.10help pete help soren test the site!Pete B
-0.121.03look, maw! another anonymous, snarky voter comment!Pete B
-0.051.33happy dogs playing leapfrog (my take on 3957)Pete B
-0.271.53the Dremel tool? it's for my feet.Pete B
-2.352.78a public service announcementPete B
-0.240.98turn your head and scoffPete B
0.261.15varnish -- the other white meat (v. 1.1)Pete B
0.101.35hellacious Nerf smackdownPete B
0.481.06a penny for keeping your thoughts to yourselfPete B
-0.191.26the tao of tom and jerryPete B
-1.091.07burning down the dog ... and it's still burningPete B
-0.230.87inalienable blightsPete B
-0.101.27the comic strip that wants you to put it down and back away, slowlyPete B
0.611.23am I the only one who notices Dan's nametag is backwards?Pete B
0.391.17not so much bad taste as no taste at allPete B
0.231.34just because nobody can understand you doesn't mean it's artPete B
-0.331.38Jesus loves you, but He doesn't have to like itPete B
-0.021.03topless aggressionPete B
-0.992.14get your nasty comments ready; it's a goddamn metaPete B
-0.181.36not for use with unexplained muscle sorenessPete B
0.371.22the horse flop on your laptopPete B
0.101.05"the phrase that pays" files for bankruptcy ("less suck" remix)Pete B
0.071.31smokey and the bandit II . . . unplugged some more (riff on 5253)Pete B
0.181.29your daily dose of mirth and frivolityPete B
0.291.35moon over dharma (attrib dammit: 5540)Pete B -- it didn't crash, proving there is no godPete B
0.451.09a mild groan, revisitedPete B
-0.311.28the people of a sick, sad world . . . and loving it (6144)Pete B
-0.251.21poaching from "Go Die" one last timePete B
-0.161.37the department of surrealism presents ... (v. 2.0)Pete B
0.121.39bad touched by an angelPete B
-0.091.09sesame street's best tattoo parlorPete B
0.101.17it's like when you think you have to pass gas, but you're wrongPete B
0.171.24the comic that wants neo to throw the oracle into mount doom (2)Pete B
-0.030.93today's high score is April Employee of the MonthPete B
-0.471.06just a bunch of goddamn plagiarists (steve abandons 5705)Pete B
-0.040.94let daddy show you how to screw up a comic (5781)Pete B
0.181.28chicken soup for the soullessPete B
-0.171.28tempting fate with delicious chocolatesPete B
-0.141.04million man mulch (attrib: Sluggy Freelance)Pete B
0.401.05jack in the pandora's boxPete B
0.401.10someday, you'll look back on this and laugh. or weep bitterly.Pete B
-0.671.36one more partiallyclips strip, then you gotta read 'em yourselfPete B
-0.491.12Greasy Grimy Golfer Guts (edited)PianoDemon
0.471.09Half-Life of a TwinkiePianoDemon
0.751.32Skidmarks From Your Brain FartsPianoDemon
0.331.53...and the whores you rode in on.PianoDemon
-0.211.11Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 1Pirate
0.151.62It's Stab-tastic 2.0Pirate
-0.191.32Melted Choco-shorts 2.0Pirate
0.171.30Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 2Pirate
0.181.61if it's not nailed downpmalone
-0.550.89Telephone Directory Invitation to Settlementpmalone
0.251.12Silly Gentile! Lox is for Yids!poe117
-0.070.93the cough drop stuck to your pillowcasepoe117
0.190.95burnt pop tarts in your thongpoe117
0.601.38Burt Reynolds Wrappoe117
0.081.21batmantra returnspoe117
0.051.48aol's new testament: jew got nailed!poe117
0.281.66E. Plurubus Uno (I remembered it!)poe117
0.451.35doofus and gallantpoe117
0.641.56Axis Sally Strutherspoe117
0.020.87the hole in the comedy ozonepoe117
0.360.80port and beanspoe117
-0.110.59freddie with the prinze on toppoe117
-0.731.47a topical vacation for twopoe117
-0.501.07vous le vuvuzela avec moipoe117
0.161.54switching tags at the dollar storepoe117
0.051.08how soon is now and laterspoe117
0.211.84ferris buglerpoe117
0.301.60It's St. Patrick's Day all over again. God says, "Get drunk!"poe117
-0.101.12Diddler on the Roofie (remixed without permission)poe117
0.031.33David Carousal in DUI: Miamipoe117
0.191.08Designated Minnie Driverpoe117
0.091.36chinese chubby checker(s)poe117
0.671.49bananarama republicpoe117
0.421.26internet philosophy: why-fipoe117
0.251.36Elivs' last single-"It's my Potty and I'll Die if I want to"poe117
0.841.72This comic has no tagline, just words and a tune. (re-post)poe117
0.041.17inference is blisspoe117
-0.051.33the mblast.exe of comedypoe117
0.071.21the googol dolls (edited)poe117
0.241.15open bar exampoe117
0.231.42nancy drew careypoe117
-0.060.91the psychedelic glide of tie-dyed hidespoe117
0.311.37fruit fetishists: mellon ballerspoe117
0.371.36the axle grease in your codpiecepoe117
0.081.69Somebody done somebody's song wrongpoe117
0.041.12stupor trooperspoe117
0.261.24murder on the marrakesh expresspoe117
0.111.45floor sores from seven beers ago(based on comment in #5821)poe117
-0.281.02green eggs and glam (re-riffin')poe117
0.041.45jap-mex fusion -- the mariachi hibachi poe117
0.130.87monty hall of mirrorspoe117
0.121.21Penguins rolling off the precipice (Once more with feeling)Politas
0.101.40Hydrochloric eye dropsPolitas
0.081.18Win in Iraq or We Won't Get Fueled AgainPreloggy
-0.121.25flowers for algebraPreloggy
0.011.54A clone again, naturallyPreloggy
-0.281.52masticating on your meat farmPreloggy
0.801.17Suicide Jumpers Leave a Lasting ImpressionPreloggy
-0.301.21big man on compassPreloggy
-0.361.21Mother's Little WhelperPreloggy
-0.420.91Office DespotPreloggy
-0.081.34Tobey or not Tobey MaguirePreloggy
-0.261.32Steroids to HeavenPreloggy
0.320.93squatting on linoleumPreloggy
0.671.05Today's #1 Hit - Power to the PeoplePreloggy
0.371.46Grand Theft Otto PremingerPreloggy
-0.151.18Spice Up Your Love Life by Fishing for CondimentsPreloggy
-0.281.18Fudging the PackersPreloggy
0.391.32Leaves Falling on the MuckrakersPreloggy
0.321.52Business as Usual SuspectsPreloggy
0.271.44drop your goo on the looPreloggy
0.501.62bogus bovines beware balloonsPreloggy
0.761.42Leggo My EgoPreloggy
-0.161.08Four Score . . .Lucky BastardsPreloggy
0.031.23Scat Man for OthersPreloggy
0.631.06If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth VaderPreloggy
-0.090.96Rocky and KabulwinklePreloggy
0.611.23You Say Goodbye, and I say Oh Hell!Preloggy
0.081.56Mace the NationPreloggy
-0.281.45Safe Sex + Good Breath = Condom MintsPreloggy
-0.051.33Sooeycide is PiglessPreloggy
0.051.87Mensa CyclePreloggy
-0.051.03Knights in White Satin PantiesPreloggy
-0.360.98Knights of the Square PegsPreloggy
-0.051.27All I Want is Radio Lady GagaPreloggy
0.251.29Stool for the MulePreloggy
0.320.45Et Tu Bootycall?Preloggy
-0.171.04The Easter Rabbi eats porkPreloggy
0.540.78Panama C AnalPreloggy
-0.390.96One Hit and Run WonderPreloggy
-0.381.43Baby Asylum - Birth DefectionsPreloggy
-0.351.21Jimmy Cracked Corn and I Don't Have MedicarePreloggy
0.511.22Sickle Cell Anemia ElmoPreloggy
0.061.36Catherine Yadda Yadda Yadda JonesPreloggy
-0.080.93Seasons BeatingsPreloggy
0.161.44balderdash and cookie doughPreloggy
0.010.88Flatulence BrokePreloggy
-0.071.13Poison Ivy LeaguePreloggy
-0.231.12Removing Your AlgebraPreloggy
0.461.00Rectal Meat ThermometerPreloggy
-0.260.78Swine Flu Over the Cukoo's NestPreloggy
-0.070.72Peppermint Panties in a TwistPreloggy
0.191.38tepid pool of your own filthPreloggy
0.271.62And They Call Breaking Wind Mariah CareyPreloggy
0.221.42bag lady on your manicured lawnPreloggy
-0.301.43all your freebase belong to gusPreloggy
-0.341.16Performing the Heimlich on Choking ChickensPreloggy
0.031.12tips for teensPreloggy
-0.331.40Sinkhole In Your StinkholePreloggy
0.401.14Hairway to Steven (used without permission)Preloggy
-0.261.63gloating over Kosher gonadsPreloggy
-0.111.32armpit gravyPreloggy
0.181.46Viagra - Here I Come to Save the LayPreloggy
-0.321.62Lubing Popeye's Penis with Olive OylPreloggy
0.521.33Stumping for BushPreloggy
-0.461.08Facebook 'Em, DanoPreloggy
0.041.31Christmas Sitcom - Mad About JewPreloggy
0.160.87Munching the Carpet BombPreloggy
-0.171.55Raking BradPreloggy
0.201.00Best Day for a Parade - March 4thPreloggy
-0.031.14a pot of lips nowPreloggy
-0.191.44blatent, latent and impotentPreloggy
0.091.82the vacuous veins of villianyPreloggy
0.901.42lower mental casePreloggy
-0.161.10I'd Give an Arm and a Leg to Be a ParaplegicPreloggy
0.051.38Bang the Drum Majorette SlowlyPreloggy
-0.181.45No Nookie in the NorthPreloggy
-0.201.18You Can Call Me Al QaedaPreloggy
-0.201.43The Road to Attrition Keeps Getting SmallerPreloggy
-0.111.01I Could've Had a G 8Preloggy
0.221.22speed bumps in your underwearPreloggy
0.121.05L. Ron Hubbard Went to His Cubbard to Get John Travolta a BonePreloggy
0.261.22fry the fanny for your nannyPreloggy
-0.251.07Create a Comic and Spy on Your LoverPreloggy
-0.161.64Horsing Around at the Glue FactoryPreloggy
0.581.15I'm Following Tweety BirdPreloggy
-0.191.18stained presidential cabinetPreloggy
0.280.87Flatulent Earth SocietyPreloggy
-0.231.33Homage to FromagePreloggy
0.491.45non nuclear family proliferation treatyPreloggy
0.071.27doleful doledrums dasterdly deedsPreloggy
0.050.91Vuying for BowelsPreloggy
-0.241.22itchy fingers on the goPreloggy
-0.181.56Moving In to the Upper Floor of My Inferiority DuplexPreloggy
0.271.30Rumsfeld and CokePreloggy
0.121.37Atom and Eve BombPreloggy
-0.140.94Fart in the WombPreloggy
0.411.17Giving Out Sausages for Halloween is Not KosherPreloggy
-0.361.04It's Not the Heat, It's the StupidityPreloggy
0.121.16Swimmin' with Bow-legged WomenPreloggy
0.151.17One Hits the Boy WonderPreloggy
0.490.82Throbbing Gristle On Your MisslePreloggy
-0.221.15Sigourney Dream WeaverPreloggy
-0.131.19Red Meat Survivior - Just Vote Me Off the Web Site!Preloggy
-0.151.12Cult of WessonalityPreloggy
-0.120.97Suicidal Porn Stars are Well HungPreloggy
-0.351.27pop tarts for your blowholePreloggy
1.001.85Daring Computer Guy - Works Without an InternetPreloggy
0.321.26testicular fortitude for the dudePreloggy
-0.041.43What hump?Preloggy
-0.241.32malignant, greasy tumors in your colonPreloggy
-0.301.26My P's and Q's Don't MindPreloggy
-0.181.62dot compostPreloggy
-0.171.11Beating the MeetingPreloggy
-0.381.15converting to the preachedPreloggy
0.101.41Hard on the BeaverPreloggy
-0.180.88walking erectPreloggy
-0.251.30Slimy Toads in Your Tighty WhitysPreloggy
-0.061.29Bad Plastic Surgeon? Meet the Botoxic AvengerPreloggy
-0.160.87Bull Moose BallsPreloggy
0.210.64Cat 'O' Borgnine TailsPreloggy
0.931.56Loose Goo on the LooPreloggy
0.031.32Starbucks Porn - Cream in Your CoffeePreloggy
0.161.41Filler Up with High OctanePreloggy
0.251.34spoon swoon moon june goonPreloggy
-0.181.31All I Want for Christmas is a Plus Z-ScorePreloggy
0.291.30International Balistic Missle ToePreloggy
0.131.34Jack Spratt is on the Atkins DietPreloggy
-0.081.60My Nose Runs. My Feet Smell. I'm Built Backwards.Preloggy
-0.141.24Prioritizing My Top Ten ListPreloggy
-0.221.58Adam's Ribbed for Her PleasurePreloggy
-0.171.07Didn't I Blow Your Mind? Bad 69!Preloggy
0.011.01Licking a PlatypussyPreloggy
-0.190.72Blogged ArteriesPreloggy
0.251.04Shock the MoonpiePreloggy
-0.241.73I've gotta take a Cheese WhizPreloggy
-0.291.02Hat MadderPreloggy
-0.130.97Stupid Is As Stupis DuhsPreloggy
-0.241.21Flouride in Your Cavity SearchPreloggy
-0.561.31Breaking Bad Case of Loving YouPreloggy
-0.711.60Whip It, GodPreloggy
0.161.42Peek a Boo! Part twoPreloggy
0.471.07no parking in the white zonePreloggy
0.431.14gizzards, gadzooks and gadfliesPreloggy
-0.141.57give me a desk jobPreloggy
0.871.89Oblivious to the ObviousPreloggy
-0.180.95Implants for Flat FeesPreloggy
0.421.23crankase full of sheep dipPreloggy
0.051.34Fortune Tellers are so PredictablePreloggy
-0.401.29My Mail Order Bride Plays Chess. She's a Czech MatePreloggy
-0.221.80left my religion in my other pantsPreloggy
-0.151.15A Bout de Souffle is AsthmaticPreloggy
-0.051.15Find Me an Idiot Who Doesn't BlitherPreloggy
-0.391.32Floundering with a FlounderPreloggy
-0.090.62Nibbling Your GibbletsPreloggy
0.411.02I Can't Believe It's Not ButtocksPreloggy
-0.251.07Mind Your Own MeatnessPreloggy
0.011.58No comprende the endePreloggy
0.330.70Bung Hole In OnePreloggy
0.141.54Loner with a BonerPreloggy
-0.961.49Cuckoo Clock Bomb IranPreloggy
-0.171.71Light the Trip FantasticPreloggy
-0.131.23Parasites beats two pairPreloggy
-0.021.20Handicapped People's Excuses are LamePreloggy
0.181.10itchy tush, smelly fingersPreloggy
-0.181.38Ass Kissers are Bottom FeedersPreloggy
-0.151.56The Fountain HidPreloggy
-0.691.41marvel my assPreloggy
0.431.55Silly Wabbit. Matrix Aren't For KidsPreloggy
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0.521.15He Murdered Her for Her Bad Breath - Hence the Scopes TrialPreloggy
0.091.18Hetero Toilets are Straight FlushesPreloggy
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0.160.60Mega OverbytePreloggy
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0.061.28Sue Me - I Ain't Deleting!Preloggy
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0.690.99Melanoma on the Skin of His TeethPreloggy
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0.351.05crouching kitten, hidden meaningPreloggy
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0.001.04Groundswell or Hubub?Preloggy
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0.351.21100 Million to Make Pluto Nash. 4.3 Million Return. There Goes My 401Preloggy
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0.171.04Fat Boy Breathing in Short PantsPreloggy
-0.091.21Climate Gated Community (my take)Preloggy
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0.251.03Tear in your BearPreloggy
0.071.06No Brainers Give Me HeadachesPreloggy
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0.101.33Incognito We TrustPreloggy
0.321.30phlegm coating and chewy wafersPreloggy
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0.581.02Barbie Needs a Plastic SurgeonPreloggy
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0.180.85Michael Vick has a Cell PhonePreloggy
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0.211.44My Conscience is Sick. I Must Be Fluid.Preloggy
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0.701.40You Hate My Tag, and My Strip. Guess I'm Old and Not Too HipPreloggy
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0.500.70Enter the Dragon from BehindPreloggy
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0.191.29For Once - Give Me Completely Hydrogenated Cottonseed OilPreloggy
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0.701.56pipe bomb dreamsPreloggy
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0.500.68And Your Little God, Too.Preloggy
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0.011.07Back in the JocksPreloggy
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0.141.50gelatin in your arterial wallPreloggy
0.341.00Genuine Copy of a Fake StripPreloggy
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0.141.43warm cream on your overcoatPreloggy
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0.351.15empty gravy boatsPreloggy
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0.051.52Soggy Waffles in Your UnderroosPreloggy
0.371.11Girls Gone Wild at HeartPreloggy
0.220.91Doctor Barbie - Plastic SurgeonPreloggy
0.231.02defunct debauchery (Preloggy Edit)Preloggy
0.261.08Lord of the Nipple ringsPreloggy
-0.561.99Popeye Dips in Olive OylPreloggy
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-0.251.45A Mootiful BindPreloggy
0.341.11Gets the Hose AgainPreloggy
0.351.83Z Score Heading South AgainPreloggy
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0.240.91River Deep, Mountain Wide, Fire GoodPreloggy
0.061.15I Gave at the OraficePreloggy
0.471.37Ventriloquism for DummiesPreloggy
0.381.47sleazy weasles catch the measlesPreloggy
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0.521.45flipping the bird, fantastic (spellcheck)Preloggy
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-0.130.92Guantanamo Betta BluesPreloggy
-0.441.26Insane Clown PussyPreloggy
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0.510.75Pubic OptionPreloggy
-0.051.25Buy CuriousPreloggy
-0.321.24If at First You Don't Suck Seed, You'll Make A Lousy HookerPreloggy
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0.361.00Nam Daed No Em NrutPreloggy
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0.041.37wheeler dealer coldsore healerqlewless1
0.171.04Fabulous Frothing Furburgersqlewless1
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-0.590.91brown bread, beans and bittersqlewless1
0.181.28cottage cheese mold antivenomqlewless1
0.541.25exhibiting frustration towards one crustaceanRakfink
0.501.37open toad water moccasinsRakfink
0.071.41slappin' the shrimp on Barbie (the grill next door).Rakfink
0.771.17livin' la vida lo-calRakfink
0.241.08spotty behinds through mini blinds.Rakfink
-0.050.90All this and fist full of gristRakfink
-0.031.12Torpedos in SpeedosRakfink
0.251.26getting scalped at Custer's last lemonade stand.Rakfink
-0.931.47solving a paltry geometric delimmaRatboy
-1.402.57Just say NO2Ratboy
-1.511.67lime space-craft?Ratboy
-0.241.85sensibility pure and simpleRatboy
-0.671.67la delimma geometriqueRatboy
-0.591.61nighttime snifflin' sneezin'Ratboy
0.071.41Dahmer's dinner: Torn between two liversravgames
0.591.51Cringin' in the rainravgames
-0.061.53JFK: Number 35 with a bulletravgames
0.251.47I drink, therefore I yammer (was: Open 34190)ravgames
0.571.06Attention K-Mart shopliftersravgames
0.401.21At the Chinese cooking school, everyone has beginner's duckravgames
0.691.233600 seconds in an hour (old Open)Reoer
-0.161.54springs and barrels of outrageous foreskinReoer
-0.631.10reworked and returnedReoer
0.151.27Shower repost to take it off Temp's handsReoer
0.141.19she swiped the peace pipeReoer
0.241.61raking up the yard with pooReoer
-3.241.21whoooooReverend Toast
-0.661.72Piercing Abe VigodaReverend Toast
0.951.54more fetid than feted (4th revised)Reverend Toast
0.131.24Do not look directly at the funny.Reverend Toast
-0.201.45float like a hovercraft, sting like a bladder infectionReverend Toast
-0.741.44Aspartame is a part of me. (slightly revised)Reverend Toast
-0.381.50Tragicly ludicrous or ludicrously tragic?Reverend Toast
-0.801.64There's no excuse for domestic beer (revised)Reverend Toast
-0.121.04perfect tetris does not a perfect man make.Reverend Toast
-0.931.63leather and laceRevHippie
-0.471.640340 in the house of sinRevHippie
-0.071.54duct tape for your date raperictus hep
-0.041.29it's not the ballet that kills yourictus hep
0.051.62gut milk?rictus hep
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0.211.60aurora borealis? you barely know usrictus hep
0.561.97version the last no reallyrictus hep
0.421.81give it all a little pat of SATAN!rictus hep
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-0.351.34burnt vermicellirocketdyke
-0.151.09flirting with freezer burn v2.0 (open)Rose Kennedy
-0.371.1720th Century Oswalds (Open: 64371)Rowdy Theologian
-0.281.38Nestor's Palace & CasinoRowdy Theologian
-0.371.41A Winter Haikuschizoguy
0.001.10the pause that refreshesschizoguy
0.081.34This is the story of Johnny Rottenscullyman5000
0.041.59ramadan toughscullyman5000
0.291.36Wild elephantitis of the Serenghettiscullyman5000
0.461.38The Neutron Dancescullyman5000
0.321.50Fndling Puppies behind the shed--Scullyscullyman5000
0.741.47sasquatch where your going!scullyman5000
0.631.32Thank you, Cleavland!scullyman5000
0.001.36Johnnie Walker Blewscullyman5000
0.151.22everytime a bell rings, somebody gives me a 3scullyman5000
-0.161.43I'm proud to be a cold minor's motherscullyman5000
0.301.18Werewolves Of Hoboken 2scullyman5000
-0.171.85Pictures of matchstick men and Earlscullyman5000
0.091.33narc, the lookout angels cry!scullyman5000
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0.061.14doodlebugs in your dahliasShlomotheGreat
-0.071.14leaking silicone prostate implantShlomotheGreat
0.351.10Sing a song of sixpence, Sucka!ShlomotheGreat
0.051.64Death's dangling participleShlomotheGreat
0.071.22Scarab uprisingShlomotheGreat
-0.010.94Captain Nemo's Yellow SubmarineShlomotheGreat
0.291.08Beware of Greeks bearing TrojansShlomotheGreat
0.010.79browning blintzes in your tighty whitiesShlomotheGreat
-0.070.99doodling in your dahlias (variation)ShlomotheGreat
-0.191.02Kentucky fried pinwormsShlomotheGreat
-0.200.88outhouse splashback flashbackShlomotheGreat
0.180.75Herding Horny Unicorns.ShlomotheGreat
-0.091.51boob tube lubeShlomotheGreat
-0.230.73the cherry blossom must failShlomotheGreat
-0.141.30polyunsaturated baby oilShlomotheGreat
0.100.86Earlesque showShlomotheGreat
-0.051.28unexpected expectoration (director's cut)Simian Farmer
-0.020.99the road to hell is paved with good, good, good, good vibrationsSimian Farmer
0.081.00cluster chuckles dropped from 200 feetSimian Farmer
-0.361.32Sir Real: the incongruous knightSimian Farmer
0.651.09ring 'n' run at death's door (open audition 62009)Simian Farmer
0.430.96misanthropic meanderingsSimian Farmer
0.341.75bones in the zonessjam
0.171.71won't stick to most dental workSmokey
-0.891.48fresh choad for your heavy loadSmokey
-0.791.32see you round like a pentagramSmokey
-0.171.74two quarts of pretty colorsSmokey
-0.411.56pre-chewed lude, dudeSmokey
0.211.72Over 50 quintillions ripen'dSmoothP
0.111.09Damn, it feels good to be a hamster! (Open 54369)SmoothP
0.311.29'Scuse me, while I kiss this guySmoothP
-0.051.23Turtles all the way downSmoothP
-0.101.35A riddle wrapped in an enema (open 54679 rewrite)SmoothP
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0.371.05Make rum for DaddySmoothP
-0.250.77A little dog named Snuggles (resurrected)SmoothP
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-0.121.70road rash hash (Soren)Soren
1.291.76roto-rooter roustaboutSoren
0.141.54crunchy on the insideSoren
1.431.55ragtime in the rumpus roomSoren
0.071.26Plump dumplings of moist bedevilment (rewrite)Soren
0.331.44subdued pudding frenzySoren
0.201.64la lucha luncheonSoren
0.631.44stars upon thars'Soren
-0.262.14lord, please forgive me for what I am about to postSoren
0.511.12Baseballs in your UnderallsSoren
0.011.63mime controlSoren
0.051.18Oysters on the Open RangeSoren
-0.182.20smelly bait for your first mateSoren
-1.732.54OpenRMCS 25474Soren
0.951.69why buy the squirrel when the nuts are free?Soren
-2.112.06I changed thisSoren
0.011.33all that in nothing flat (OpenRMCS 16399)Soren
0.611.31The Steve Jackson FiveSoren
0.831.81One Size Fits AllSoren
-1.592.41«RMCS: Now With Unicode!»Soren
0.221.56Muffled Moans in the Outer ZonesSoren
0.321.28high-speed disimpactionSoren
0.451.20OpenRMCS #4641Soren
0.131.46Discretion is the better part of humorSoren
-0.191.94free guns for the poop shootSoren
-0.441.47waxing nostalgic in advanceSpoggles
-0.991.88hurdy gurneySpoggles
-1.951.98the half life of an elfSpoggles
-0.151.35the friend, the dog, the cat, and the ratSpoggles
-1.092.31tongues of fire all 'roundSpoggles
-0.441.83watching the watchmen watch us watch themSpoggles
-0.871.68sweet jesus on a stickSpoggles
-1.181.47tcs@b, v2Spoggles
0.541.79a little ditty 'bout jackin' dianeSquad Car
0.061.09California brown-out rollsSquad Car
-0.131.44semi self-concious, fully self-delusionalSquad Car
-0.322.12muffin-shaped puffinSquad Car
0.071.40cyanoacrylate neonateSquad Car
0.731.24in home trial by jurySquad Car
1.011.59hoedown ditty shameSquad Car
-0.121.38the norman fell ratioSquad Car
0.051.52The Pencil-Thin Moustache From Beyond!Squad Car
0.191.41largish, lavish living roomSquad Car
-0.171.43fillibuster keatonSquad Car
-0.731.73the truth about pussy and bitchesSquad Car
-0.011.64another steaming mess: my voodoo chiliSquad Car
-0.131.65Return to Balti-S'mores!Squad Car
0.371.53Don Van FilletSquad Car
0.411.24Rainbow BlightSquad Car
-0.441.72Arch-PoeticaSquad Car
0.392.03My little Jack ChickadeeSquad Car
0.891.51Play Misty for Mr. MiyagiSquad Car
0.261.12spaceman spliffSquad Car
0.411.31Born-Again Kris KristoffersonSquad Car
0.641.33turn your head andy kauf, manSquad Car
-0.551.95a man, a plan, an anal panamaSquad Car
0.140.96scrumptious scumberSquad Car
0.311.73pretty as a pitcherSquad Car
-0.051.28shower failureSquad Car
0.051.40steak 'n' shake 'n' bacon bitsSquad Car
0.731.24RU486: the get smart drugSquad Car
0.961.52Mary Catherine Digs MargarineSquad Car
0.121.25gullible vegan brand beef jerkySquad Car
-0.230.91pablum's dogSquad Car
0.611.55Bali jai alaiSquad Car
0.911.18subterranean homesick blues cluesSquad Car
0.581.34carp shootSquad Car
0.071.57Revenge is a dish best served with a cheap plastic trinketStikyIcky
-0.140.99Kinky statisticians are standard deviantsStikyIcky
-0.141.18Cowpox for your Salted LoxStikyIcky
-0.151.31In Japan, they call it "erection day"StikyIcky
0.840.99Ode: On the Death of a Favorite Cat, Drowned in a Milkman's TubStikyIcky
0.931.52C. Everett Koop Doggy DoggStikyIcky
-0.341.35It rubs the lotion on its kinStikyIcky
-0.031.33A Remembrance of Gas Past (I swear, I've learned to spell by now)StikyIcky
0.031.53All High on the Western BluntStikyIcky
-0.151.30Too red hot for your Popish PlotStikyIcky
-0.051.45Dulce et decorum breasts, pro mammaries moriStikyIcky
0.401.21Cien anos de soledadStikyIcky
0.181.33Olympic dumpster diving at the abortion clinicStonent
-0.101.14Low man on the scrotum pole.Stonent
-0.061.59Mazeltov CocktailStonent
-0.121.15Loose lips are losing the dripsStonent
0.301.01Dear Mister Daniels, I love you with all my liver.Stonent
-0.831.14No shoes, no shirt, no cervixStonent
-0.221.18Hitchhikers guide to the Gastric BypassStonent
0.501.54She pulled me in, hook, line, and chancre.Stonent
0.091.11Cyanide in your AstroglideStonent
0.091.33Tinky Winky pinched a stinkyStonent
0.100.94Taiwan Ohn at the Chinese Buffet (based on open 33936)Stonent
-0.161.41Reprise on a rakfink in E MinorTamlan
-0.301.22Tripping the Tripwire FantasticTamlan
-0.051.04terror for the terrierTemperance
0.601.07scraped from the ashes of fink's fireplaceTemperance
0.601.17helicopter bungee jumping (remade Open 104)Temperance
0.271.12flower children in hardcore bee flicks (contest)Temperance
0.241.12my beer gets more head than i doTemperance
-0.201.24anoraknophobia diagnosisTemperance
0.160.88 wonka's everlasting gob (crisper and wuzless)Temperance
0.131.11my yo-yo could write a better comicTemperance
0.241.50my computer's silicon implantTemperance
-0.251.12ashes to ashes, meat to meatTemperance
0.051.33birdie in the blenderTemperance
0.311.46reunion with the rear onionTemperance
0.401.16wyatt earp'ed in the saddle againTemperance
-0.271.27curious curio of carnageTemperance
0.231.32eyes cream coneTemperance
0.341.80sirius discussion about uranusTemperance
0.051.29...makes baby Jesus cryTemperance
0.001.13floundering in flaccid folds of fripperyTerritan
0.151.04thirty ton thermonuclear manure spreader (v4)Territan
0.301.11the whiny creep in the briny deepTerritan
-0.051.15a tough ho' to roeTerritan
0.190.90pressing gerbils in the waffle iron (v3)Territan
-0.251.27stone-dulled bris-knife of comedy (v2)Territan
0.071.08I felt the Smurf move under my feetThe Hanged Man
-0.100.77See Monkey, Do MonkeyThe Hanged Man
-0.211.05Viacom DiosThe Hanged Man
0.151.28Storch Song Trilogy (reriff)The Hanged Man
-0.181.20Apache Fog (revised a la cm)The Hanged Man
0.061.15Clan of the Care BearsThe Hanged Man
0.631.69A tagline must have a comicThe Hanged Man
0.311.02Pornfake GirlThe Hanged Man
0.161.00The Outlaw, Josie, WailsThe Hanged Man
0.090.70No F in my ool (Reriffing)The Hanged Man
-0.051.15Johnny Thunder RoadThe Hanged Man
-0.210.92Vermeer to EternityThe Hanged Man
0.090.90Hairpiece of MindThe Hanged Man
0.001.77"Come on Baleen," by Bob Marley & the WhalersThe Hanged Man
0.051.48Chemo SabeThe Hanged Man
0.220.96Centavo Woman (salvaged, old tag forgotten)The Hanged Man
0.451.29I ain't a ghost of no FreudThe Hanged Man
-0.191.67The smooth taste of penicillinThe Hanged Man
-0.190.90That pack of coyotes circling your drivewayThe Hanged Man
-0.080.75Playing with the Queen of ScotsThe Hanged Man
0.041.18Ain't no holodeck girlThe Hanged Man
0.611.23Narco PoloThe Hanged Man
0.061.18The tamandua invading your ant farmThe Hanged Man
0.440.66Can't Handle the ToothacheThe Hanged Man
-0.170.94The antic tone of your local talk show hostThe Hanged Man
-0.151.42Hoist by your own PicardThe Hanged Man
-0.271.39Moonshine Superman, alternate takeThe Hanged Man
0.121.06Crosby, Stills, Rosemary and YoungThe Hanged Man
0.430.84Pimpin' the Barbie yet againThe Hanged Man
0.121.09Green Eggs and Him (riffin')The Hanged Man
0.110.95The shoebill in your sock drawerThe Hanged Man
-0.251.00Depeche a la ModeThe Hanged Man
0.041.28Rikki-Tikki-TackyThe Hanged Man
0.001.37In Vitro VeritasThe Hanged Man
0.040.87Popcorn for Cop PornThe Hanged Man
-0.121.31Could be MeteorThe Hanged Man
0.361.06The blurred photo of your pet dodoThe Hanged Man
0.181.46Nebuchadnezzar's bran muffins (apologies to StG)The Hanged Man
0.411.07NecronomicondoThe Hanged Man
-0.231.48Batmantra ForeverThe Hanged Man
-0.171.24Savant a-go-goThe Hanged Man
0.040.99The baby shark in the kiddie poolThe Hanged Man
0.741.01Dry Toast in your DependsThe Hanged Man
0.441.42Only the Good Cy Young (fixed)The Hanged Man
0.241.09Cur, Curb, StreetThe Hanged Man
0.191.60Tobacco's Tremulous TangThe Hanged Man
-0.221.25The Ides of March MadnessThe Hanged Man
-0.010.83Camp Gitmo Satisfaction (riffin')The Hanged Man
0.160.96Marmoset knock you outThe Hanged Man
0.090.88Get yours fixed on Route 66The Hanged Man
-0.151.39The feral cat in your petting zooThe Hanged Man
-0.160.95Tired RMCS meme #12,000, my slight variationThe Hanged Man
-0.441.60The comic that will soon be deletedThe Hanged Man
0.080.84Echidna candy storeThe Hanged Man
0.251.47Now Playing in New Orleans: Katrina and the WavesThe Hanged Man
0.131.23Deadman don't wear khakiThe Hanged Man
0.250.94Filet of Sole on IceThe Hanged Man
-0.211.44I want your socks (salvaged, original tag forgotten)The Hanged Man
-0.211.06Like Viagra for Floppy Disks, Unauthorized TakeThe Hanged Man
-0.101.50Suicide Is BrainlessThe Hanged Man
0.060.90Agouti gumdropsThe Hanged Man
-0.020.82The inevitable return of garden weaselsThe Hanged Man
-0.131.22That annoying inability to create a clever taglineThe Hanged Man
-0.181.42Waxing Poetic with the Other Hand, unauthorized riffThe Hanged Man
0.411.14Red, White and Blue CrossThe Hanged Man
0.561.69Pride and Extreme Prejudice, director's cutThe Hanged Man
0.681.21That distinctive yip of feral poodlesThe Hanged Man
-0.031.21Riffin' a Platypussy (I only take credit for Johnny's last dialogue)The Hanged Man
0.351.14Origin of the Spices (unlicensed riff)The Hanged Man
0.141.21Mano a MonoThe Hanged Man
-0.191.29In Excelsis Dayglo, unlicensed riffThe Hanged Man
-0.191.11I eat my peace with honorThe Hanged Man
-0.120.84The unfinished jigsaw puzzle on your kitchen counter The Hanged Man
0.501.27The psychedelic hell of yellow bellsThe Hanged Man
0.280.77Knights in White, Satan (riffing)The Hanged Man
0.211.44Groucho the Marxman (riffin')The Hanged Man
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0.061.03The mouse head in your buffalo wingsThe Hanged Man
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0.041.59Little Debbie Does DallasThe Hanged Man
0.031.43Boom! Boom! Jake Del'HommeThe Hanged Man
0.091.55Don't let the son go down on meThe Hanged Man
-0.081.34Man or Aimee Mann?The Hanged Man
-0.070.90This tagline knows I'm a dorkThe Hanged Man
-0.161.20Semi-colonoscopyThe Hanged Man
-0.131.49Make Your Own DinnerThe Hanged Man
0.360.87Shrinking ViolenceThe Hanged Man
0.160.88The black duck in your Mack TruckThe Hanged Man
0.241.09Jaguarundi EmCeeThe Hanged Man
0.071.15All men by nature desire to, no?The Hanged Man
0.081.28Attr: E-mail doing the roundsThe Light In Chains
0.201.45The mucous membrane of management (124)The Light In Chains
0.371.12Tales from the crips: Edited Open 23743The Light In Chains
0.321.10Vague in the HagueThe Light In Chains
0.401.02when a body meets a body passed out on ryeThe Light In Chains
0.151.50Lead lined charisma briefcaseThe Light In Chains
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0.351.11Low-celestial spreadThe Light In Chains
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0.651.38Whipped cream in the bloodstreamThe Light In Chains
0.681.25Crackuccino offers lifeline for caffeine intolerantThe Light In Chains
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0.391.40Crouching Tigger, Hidden KangaThe Light In Chains
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0.280.88manson family tiesThe Light In Chains
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0.381.33Secrete, SantaThe Light In Chains
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0.091.07balance of power showerThe Light In Chains
-0.061.24Open Edit 29514: The Scent of Burning Turkey on Thanksgiving MorningThe Light In Chains
0.291.33the underpowered snowblower on comedy's drivewayThe Light In Chains
0.001.15Bar Stool SampleThe Light In Chains
1.241.52Damned if you doo-be-doo (do-over)The Light In Chains
-0.201.29old gag, new trixThe Light In Chains
-0.420.86race against thymeThe Light In Chains
0.040.83This maglight goes in the dark (remix)The Light In Chains
1.121.71It's not the whining, it's the taking partThe Light In Chains
0.401.03gag refluxThe Light In Chains
0.131.33Biting the hand that feels youThe Light In Chains
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0.471.22SUV RadiationThe Light In Chains
0.021.34everclearasilThe Light In Chains
0.041.18Climate Controlled Substance (another attempt)The Light In Chains
0.311.18Salt in the wombThe Light In Chains
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0.411.06Laissez les bon temps repriseThe Light In Chains
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0.171.03A coffee break for SisyphusThe Light In Chains
0.241.12If I said you had a beautiful body would you dig it up and move it?The Light In Chains
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0.672.04Snapping pennants over the napping penitentsThe Light In Chains
0.671.52damaged godsThe Light In Chains
-0.091.00Sea monkey do monkeyThe Light In Chains
1.141.74Simplify, Simplify, Semper FiThe Light In Chains
0.721.15Blame it on the boogeymanThe Light In Chains
0.081.32Rickets in your pickets (rewrite)The Light In Chains
0.401.12backbeats for your sweetmeatsThe Light In Chains
-0.041.54Return of the fellowship of the attack of the spider-clonesThe Light In Chains
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0.431.08stain pimple toilets in concertThe Light In Chains
0.511.05All Dogs Go to OvenThe Light In Chains
0.361.14Castor oil in your master coil (rewrite)The Light In Chains
0.251.21the secret gordonThe Light In Chains
0.981.75Bringing pufferfish to the potluckThe Light In Chains
0.451.24Razing AlabamaThe Light In Chains
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0.981.27Stalking the wily memeThe Light In Chains
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0.421.36puts the oral in funeral (my take)The Light In Chains
1.031.71what goes upThe Light In Chains
0.191.34time travel pair o' docsThe Light In Chains
0.281.09The milk of human blindnessThe Light In Chains
0.911.15The Habbit: High and Back AgainThe Light In Chains
0.231.29kittens made into mittensThe Light In Chains
-0.021.09uranus staring induced brain damage (my take)The Light In Chains
-0.751.31The Earl-y bird gets eaten by wormsThe Light In Chains
0.541.27The Savoury Squeezings of Leftover MeatThe Light In Chains
0.481.50Iraq my brainsThe Light In Chains
-0.691.85Rohypnol = one night stunned (21891; VX)The Open Marauder
0.311.61better late than... (11)The Open Marauder
-0.171.17maniacal moans from the morgue (21750; VX)The Open Marauder
0.101.27subliterate jests for itinerant guests (4041)The Open Marauder
0.191.07rotating the tires on the wheelbarrow of life (54664)The Open Marauder
-0.621.43Murmuring Muses of Mythos (41739 slight edit)The Open Marauder
-0.441.03here come the jallopies (4278)The Open Marauder
0.111.24invisible worm that needs to get sober (6030)The Open Marauder
-0.171.02it's a lateral growth (6426)The Open Marauder
-0.401.02Sucking the Creamy Goodness out of Life (5152; VX)The Open Marauder
-0.071.30with hands like this, who needs enemas? (6046)The Open Marauder
-0.441.74hung like a butterfly, sting like a bee (21680)The Open Marauder
-0.181.50"Sine Qui Nine" Latin: gin, straight up. (2894)The Open Marauder
0.461.39just another manic mondale (5151)The Open Marauder
0.261.01marmite or marmots? you be the judgeThe Open Marauder
0.381.62Jackhammer Back Massage (2002; reposted by VX)The Open Marauder
0.221.30Liverpool Leprosy (1611)The Open Marauder
0.461.50Fruit of the Luminescent Fungus (55023; reposted by VX)The Open Marauder
-0.161.26deadly evil death commando of destruction and death (4482)The Open Marauder
0.071.44Nine-Inch Nemesis (4040)The Open Marauder
-0.221.04a very parisian pigeon variety (5513)The Open Marauder
-0.201.31the fine citizens of mayberry (3329)The Open Marauder
0.201.37howard phillips lovekraftwerk (5719; reposted by VX)The Open Marauder
0.841.18Top Contender For Front Ender Fender Bender (54702)The Open Marauder
-0.101.00Now with 1/3 the calories (10)The Open Marauder
-0.681.33under my dead body (4195)The Open Marauder
-0.041.36Furniture Snorting and Your Teen (6163)The Open Marauder
0.591.09doomed from the start (6184)The Open Marauder
0.451.34Kidney Porn (107)The Open Marauder
0.171.22Smite! (904)The Open Marauder
-0.231.07Diggin Superman T-Shirts (6056)The Open Marauder
-0.071.62I can't help failing in love with youtherandomthink
-0.031.07Do you love Britain? ASBO-fucking-lutely!therandomthink
0.071.03the great chops of Keops.therandomthink
-0.070.75The Temp-hole of Doomtherandomthink
0.681.22laxative chocolates for compulsive eaterstherandomthink
-0.161.95we seek... the holy quailtherandomthink
0.121.172007 gargling world championshipstherandomthink
-0.421.58like chicken soup for the bellytherandomthink
-0.041.01food for the glistening generationstherandomthink
-0.061.32One Arquette steak; medium, raretherandomthink
0.630.93Pudding on the Ritztherandomthink
-0.041.09Hobbit formingtherandomthink
-0.141.40I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for fiddling kidstherandomthink
0.261.26Bum and Raisin? I scream!therandomthink
-0.141.65No more Mr. Lice guyThomas76H
-0.171.11the very last burned hat of the day evertodcra
0.591.35The tip-off of an Emo Philips ripofftodcra
0.541.24The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Poached Againtodcra
-0.280.95 Paranoia is my only friendtodcra
0.341.59 Gangrene for the teens [Failed Audition Rewrite]todcra
0.361.31beef for keeftodcra
-0.331.24Duct tape and tinted window specialtodcra
-0.041.37slack rodent motherfuckertodcra
-0.501.33pencil test of the third besttodcra
-0.041.24Forum Swipe: Dennis Conroy's "Turmoil at the Turnip Factory"todcra
0.131.44Feelings, now on saletodcra
-0.711.40the comic that's been sexed up by the governmentTom Swift
-0.121.19beat your own meatTom Swift
0.341.19Tequila MockingbirdTom Swift
-0.561.41kangaroo court in session, Judge Skippy presidingTom Swift
0.171.56My Big Fat Geek WeddingTom Swift
-0.151.52raquet in your packet (my take)Tom Swift
-0.091.74Le Pen est mightier than le swordTom Swift
-0.541.96vague in William HagueTom Swift
0.131.14just like thatTom Swift
-1.221.49Tiggers With AttitudeTom Swift
0.281.52comedy set to warped factor 10Tom Swift
0.221.30Dear RMCSers: I am God (reload)Tom Swift
-0.081.39one for the honey, two for the ho ho hoTom Swift
0.161.28a whale is not a fish - it's an insectTom Swift
-0.371.53the comic what I wrote on WednesdayTom Swift
-0.151.05building a nude world orderTom Swift
-0.061.26pump action pimpTom Swift
0.621.56smells like white spiritTom Swift
0.471.35free the Indy 500Tom Swift
-0.081.38Dr Who's your daddyTom Swift
-0.121.44the diceman comethTom Swift
0.250.83sometimes you eat the meat, sometimes the meat eats youTom Swift
0.630.96Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Gary GlitterTom Swift
0.251.32comic strip teaseTom Swift
-0.151.27you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bisexual made for twoTom Swift
0.081.20the wages of sin are $5 an hour plus tipsTom Swift
-0.301.25the one where Tom fixes the punctuationTom Swift
-0.160.93spanking the organ grinderTom Swift
-0.081.32Angst in your pangstTomSingleton
-0.011.49Victor/Victoria's SecretTomSingleton
0.031.83Peni tenti non penitentpoleTomSingleton
0.041.67Faster, killcat! Pussy! Pussy!TomSingleton
0.351.09cream of the crapTorgo
0.500.43the umpire strikes backTorgo
-0.040.80chestnuts from the chipmunk of trickeryTorgo
0.010.83when nothing will do but the worstTorgo
-0.051.13the final dream of jean poutine (fixed)Torgo
0.141.07love in a time of food poisoningTorgo
0.011.16life is just a bowl of cherry bombs (v. 2.1)Torgo
0.231.25the withheld wages of sinTorgo
0.351.00filet klingon (open 34160)Torgo
-0.381.41gettin' the band back togetherTorgo
0.100.82the mealy-mouthed mutterer of miasmasTorgo
0.060.71the tiny hands of big brotherTorgo
-0.191.16drowning in an empty bucketTorgo
0.350.50my only friend, the endTorgo
-0.110.93Let it plead (my take, with permission)Torgo
0.291.40from chadguay, with love (open 34163)Torgo
0.890.83edmund mozzarella fitzgeraldTorgo
-0.521.55the spontaneous combustion engineTorgo
-0.350.78under the cloaca of darknessTorgo
0.010.99pyromania for the dyslexicTorgo
0.061.60official midsized car of the damned (2)Torgo
-0.221.14theory of the leisure-suit classTorgo
-0.341.38filmed in meat-o-visionTorgo
0.591.03Driving with an expired license to killTorgo
-0.322.21cabbages and kingstrick
-0.451.47beer-soaked clothing in Las Vegas (NM)twin4fifteez
0.481.12kappa cow gang-purgetwin4fifteez
0.071.18toluene in your fog machinetwin4fifteez
0.151.00iambic rants in latex pantstwin4fifteez
-0.261.41Dynamic Dogs Stealing from the Dinosaur Boneyard (III)Unitarian Jihadist
-0.231.43Awesome Avengers of Aging AquifersUnitarian Jihadist
-0.331.47Giggling Gorillas on the Battlestar GalacticaUnitarian Jihadist
-0.201.08Is it Just Dirt that Graveyard Gophers Vomit? (revised)Unitarian Jihadist
0.481.02trains, planes, and automatonsVaca
0.081.16heavy petting zooVaca
0.281.06scintilating sensation of anal abrasion, one moreVaca
0.001.09storming the white castleVaca
-0.341.02dehancing the enhancementVaca
0.251.30it's got a good beat and you can dance to itVaca
0.141.37comedy's crawlspaceVaca
0.041.39the broken home stretchVaca
0.220.99low blow jobVaca
0.071.28lemme give this shower thang a shotVaca
-0.041.09the executioner's nasal whiningVaca
0.091.23burn baby burn (in my disco inferno)Vaca
-0.111.27the bastard son of a thousand keanes, rewriteVaca
0.681.14plaster disasterVaca
0.101.29riddle me this, batmanVaca
0.061.31strong enough for a man, but made of a womanVaca
-0.431.01greetings from the other sideVaca
-0.881.47goodnight, everybody!Vaca
0.020.83like a horse in a chicken suitVaca
0.281.15comedy from beyondVaca
-0.521.43low on life, but high on deathVaca
-0.121.48shaken not stirredVaca
-0.180.92a spirtual salve for a mental abrasionVaca
0.271.27comedy saltmineVaca
0.251.39the hangnail of comedyVaca
0.071.11rolling down the river of blood IIVaca
0.521.14your reptilian ancestor, editVaca
0.291.50from the plate to the toiletVaca
0.841.51the bukkake of comedyVaca
0.111.22dare to be diffidentVaca
0.001.04somewhere between sesame and elm streetsVaca
0.281.09evil to the corpsVaca
0.161.17a pound of fleshVaca
0.561.40popping up for air and nachosVaca
-0.091.46this space intentionally left blankVaca
0.160.89hocking up a loogy of loveVaca
-0.181.27paging doctor dubiousVaca
0.521.15delusions of adequacyVaca
-0.061.33is it gonna be you and me forever? (oh oh oh)Vaca
0.111.00an affair to remember for the syphillisVaca
-0.111.45touch me I'm DickVaca
1.181.76the toothbrush in your candy stashVaca
0.011.72break me off a piece of that kitty katVaca
-0.040.96the del mcfury bandVaca
-0.451.15moo-ve alongVaca
0.391.53the pasta for your rastaVaca
-0.251.47in the newsVaca
0.020.90the other white powderVaca
0.081.26belle and sebastian bachVaca
-0.021.50newly reformulated and lemony-freshVaca
-0.061.25the baby in the bathwaterVaca
-1.261.68satan's private messengerVaca
-1.281.07Two Headed ManboyVaca
-0.191.24it's all downhill from hereVaca
-0.081.13harry potter and the anal intruderVaca
0.141.34trembling before zodVaca
-0.641.65weekend throwawayVaca
0.671.26the cruel crawling foamVaca
0.061.60faster than a bursting aneurysmVaca
-0.451.90the fox and the honda (clarification)Vaca
-0.040.76new god ultra for cleaner soulsVaca
0.231.19three dog fight (edit)Vaca
0.271.41the five-egg comedy omeletteVaca
-0.021.24a cabinet of duncesVaca
-0.601.21killing you softly (no song neccesary)Vaca
-0.211.39moral compass gone awryVaca
0.110.95episode VI: return of the jabberwockyVaca
-0.290.76crumbs of the universeVaca
0.131.37winnie the pimpVaca
0.771.21blocking insanity as your mind looks for an open receiverVaca
0.241.09kneeling before the lord, and swallowingVaca
0.141.15a cry for attentionVaca
0.461.25hillbilly's souffleVaca
-0.021.18gazing into the void and laughingVaca
0.401.03retro futurismVaca
-0.191.52talk to the elbow (the hand's not listening) [spellcheck]Vaca
0.581.32the bleeding abcess on the gums of comedyVaca
0.091.53on the gravy train, but seated in the snot cabooseVaca
0.361.15here's looking at you, KITTVaca
-0.041.15the white elephant of comedyVaca
-0.242.13Ooo! That smarts (Vaca).Vaca
-0.111.16food stamp actVaca
0.231.07receding ass hair lineVaca
0.271.33we'll always have parasitesVaca
0.361.22born to run in terrorVaca
0.301.16comes in your mouth, not in your handsVaca
0.111.12ecce homogenous (wrong bark right tree)Vaca
-0.361.48danger kittenVaca
1.361.71and your little dog, tooVaca
-0.241.21your comedy epiduralVaca
-0.300.85forces of dumbnessVaca
0.861.32the contagion spreads inexorablyVaca
-0.011.13dude, let's get a band together (rewrite)Vaca
0.311.26speak softly and carry a big bullhornVaca
0.251.28the unholy spiritVaca
0.081.32the pork side of the moonVaca
-0.161.17trickle-down urinomicsVaca
0.851.36burning the night awayVaca
0.261.41tequlia mockingbird (vaca, for the hell of it)Vaca
0.191.16a humorous salve for your genital dandruffVaca
0.130.94the tremulous heights of inanityVaca
-0.141.65leave 'em alone, williams?Vaca
0.311.37the deep, dark, pathetic secretVaca
0.241.33row row row your bloat, vacaVaca
-0.091.34the unfortunate fellatioVaca
-0.381.03toe cheese whizVaca
0.101.32a million tiny voices demanding to be heardVaca
-0.071.31the 72 ounce man-syrup slurpeeVaca
-0.051.33do the vroom-vroomVaca
0.321.28the eight track of destinyVaca
-0.421.36soaring on the wings of desireVaca
-0.161.02small time duck dealerVaca
0.281.23my kingdom for a couple bucksVaca
0.561.09dancing to that apocalypso beatVaca
0.241.28the bridgework of miami-dade countyVaca
-0.081.25putting the "fun" in "unfunny" (grammar check)Vaca
0.461.17rock over london, rock on chicagoVaca
-0.151.31Postcard From the Abyss Saying "Wish You Were Here"Valseregwen
0.541.24Fruit of the Luminescent Fugus (redo)Valseregwen
-0.090.9360-Hertz Fandango (learned to count)Valseregwen
0.290.94Small. Rabbit. Kebabs.Valseregwen
-0.091.17employee picnic at the waste-treatment plantValseregwen
-0.391.16If you've got the clap and you know it...Valseregwen
-0.381.41supposed former incubation junkieVeep
-0.211.45the color of painVeep
-0.161.63shake me, bake me, rack me, smack meVeep
-0.571.63teacher's petVeep
0.261.36the refuse I can't refuseVeep
1.272.28dangerous lesionsVeep
0.351.37hot bloodedVeep
-0.381.39idea by karenVeep
0.561.57Sucking the marrow out of lifeVeep
0.080.99hot cross buns of steelVitamin X
0.110.80life's a stage and we're all in the caste (rewrite)Vitamin X
-0.041.19billy barty pity partyVitamin X
0.321.27impeding the flow of conversationVitamin X
0.251.10in lieu of sleep, write comicsVitamin X
-0.011.61how do you solve a problem like pyorrhea?Vitamin X
0.061.54postal worker contracts dreaded "basket full of puppies"Vitamin X
0.011.28a home-grown tasochism mangoVitamin X
-0.021.11misery loves chachiVitamin X
0.021.40tawana told a fibVitamin X
0.022.30snorkling in jello (Open 21789 - no author equals public domain)Vitamin X
0.020.86goodbye to ro-mansVitamin X
-0.321.35dreams with shark meatVitamin X
0.171.57ventilated hush moneyVitamin X
0.251.72vitameatavegaministryVitamin X
0.131.59bombs over bagheadVitamin X
0.131.38venus infers (ermine remix)Vitamin X
-0.111.98the escape clause in your suicide pactVitamin X
0.021.82it's raining fish on prom nightVitamin X
-0.131.49the grape-nuts of wrathVitamin X
0.371.77touched by an anvil (valenti mix)Vitamin X
-0.021.81philadelphia freedom fightersVitamin X
0.081.17the clapper for your crapperVitamin X
-0.021.28slings and erosVitamin X
0.211.90a little bit o' jericho by my sideVitamin X
0.321.01the soft squish of mind grapesVitamin X
-0.071.27ralph bellamy saluteVitamin X
-0.021.50international house of panhandling 2.0Vitamin X
0.421.98the guns n' roses circus sideshowVitamin X
0.021.39isn't it bionic?Vitamin X
-0.321.22mock war in the sock drawerVitamin X
0.031.37Cabinet meatingVorro
0.121.45Dairy air from your derriereVorro
-0.031.16Brought to you by 2 doses of Vicks NyQuilVorro
-0.101.70teen esprit de corpsVorro
0.430.93bubonic colonicVorro
0.441.20Tequila Mockingbird (Vorro's going to hell Remix)Vorro
0.111.51We all live in a Meatball SubmarineVorro
0.171.45The Dukes of EarlVorro
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0.051.40Yellow snow bunniesVorro
0.081.39Charles MonroeVorro
0.741.70Atlas FartedVorro
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0.081.05Munckins Worked the Poppy Fields of OzWags
0.061.08Fraternities are all Greek to meWags
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0.431.16Parting ShotWags
0.211.27Hybrid cars go both waysWags
0.311.04Exhibitionists only buy pants that are half off.Wags
0.090.91Was Sanka served on the Titanic?Wags
-0.201.29Inbreeding = Sexual Relations (v.3)Wags
-0.161.21Trainwreck on a one-track mindWags
-0.430.86Seven Habits of Effectively High People (v. 2)Wags
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0.161.24You don't say...Wags
0.131.00Busier than the Lost-n-Found at a Leper Colony.Wags
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0.101.00Do Midgets Ride the Short Bus?Wags
0.270.75doo-doo in your underoosWags
0.051.00You say shalom, I say slalomWags
0.291.28Dust Bunnies are Low Maintenance PetsWags
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0.200.79Peek-a-boo in the ICUWags
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-0.320.97There's no P in my ool.Wags
-0.360.98Hybrid cars go both ways (v. 2)Wags
0.080.95Why Do Parrots Mock Me?Wags
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0.291.07Bedpan Cooking Set (v. 2)Wags
0.320.57In Godzilla We Trust (riffing)Wags
0.551.30What's the frequency, Kenneth?Wags
0.441.62The Solar Eclipse is a Cover-UpWags
0.240.80Musicians prefer the rhythm methodWags
0.110.91Federal Agents do it undercover (grammar enhanced)Wags
0.290.99Bringing a knife to a thermo-nuclear warWags
0.020.97Is It Me, Or Am I Self-Centered?Wags
-0.361.40The Zodiac Killer Drove a TaurusWags
-0.280.82Close Encounters of the Harassment KindWags
0.001.00This Gnu for Hire (reloaded)Wags
-0.281.54beef tongueWags
0.290.80The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly in Spain...DuhWags
-0.211.23The weather is here, wish you were beautifulWags
-0.551.28Is a white cocaine user a crack cracker?Wags
-0.401.21Like viagra for floppy disks (v. 2)Wags
0.050.75Pinching a SugarloafWags
-1.891.27Fall up, go MOOBWasaabi
-0.201.60Tiger By The TestesWendigo
-0.341.39Non-Fairy CreamerWendigo
-0.151.22floss for your other cavities (redux; original concept)Wolfrick
0.081.20bicycle inner-tube patch recycler (my Open #44810)Wolfrick
0.731.26Cthulhu's table linen (My Open#44645)Wolfrick
-0.131.55I milk you, Hateman Dan (c.f. open 37887)Xopher
-0.661.22Public Urination--2nd OffenseXopher
-0.021.58Putting the Dog in DoggerelXopher
-0.161.21The Other Red MeatXopher
-0.160.97spanking you in advanceXopher
0.191.30like trying to imagine your granny masturbatingXopher
0.101.19Drawing circles with an Etch-a-Sketch (refurbished)Xopher
-0.321.26Young Dan, or Extenuating Circumstances - Take 2Xopher
-0.181.29Must a comic strip have a tagline?Xopher
0.011.18bitters for the bitterXopher
0.481.31an ever-fixed skidmarkXopher
0.061.91Church of the Seventh-Day DefeatistsXopher
0.771.30Like Water for Postum (open #37890)Xopher
-0.281.22what kind of kids eat armour plating?Zeener Diode
0.651.11tainted with oilZeener Diode
-0.181.16how much is that doggie on the griddle (with a nod to DG)Zeener Diode
-0.580.88available with four easy spinal installmentsZeener Diode
0.310.83montessori's revengeZeener Diode
-0.180.89on the heels of oblivionZeener Diode
0.080.83the pumice in your pomeade (part II)Zeener Diode
0.350.96writhing to the oldiesZeener Diode
-0.161.22frozen custard's last standZeener Diode
0.120.96a jubilant chorus of barking shins (rewrite)Zeener Diode
-0.141.35catch a tv star and put him in your freezerZeener Diode
-0.440.75The bouyant hopes of the damnedZeener Diode
0.120.82tales to make Walt Disney's head spin in his bell jarZeener Diode
0.201.34veterinary incontinencezenmaster
0.081.54Boo says...What???zenmaster
-0.161.58chevy vaguezenmaster
0.171.49chipmunks roasting on an open pyrezenmaster
0.021.41grown up klismaphilia listzenmaster
0.331.46blender bender rerenderzenmaster
-0.481.49lint emitting diodezenmaster
0.061.14alas, babblezenmaster
0.051.15Just Say Gnaw.zenmaster
-0.121.31pompano circumstancezenmaster
-0.230.84mangling participleszenmaster
-0.201.58Bisquick in my BIOSzenmaster
-0.751.95Since you're crazy, can we see your nuts?zenmaster
0.211.36mutatis mutandiszenmaster
0.221.71mission imperceptiblezenmaster

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