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Score	SDev	Tagline	Author
0.14	1.31	The sweet relief of uncomfortable silences (Open #59236)	ACog
0.95	1.10	Unidentified crying object	ACog
-0.07	1.52	Hitchhiking the road to distraction	ACog
0.10	0.91	A tongue bath for your soul (Open #58926)	ACog
-0.44	1.33	The overripe fruit of my loins	ACog
-0.17	1.18	Something sour in your succulents	ACog
0.13	0.99	Sleeping with the Enemy's Mother	ACog
-0.45	1.31	Hitchhiking the road to distraction (Slight Reprise)	ACog
0.54	1.03	Lovin' the Time of Cholera	ACog
0.12	1.49	Pete Petey McPetepete, Leader of the Pete Brigade	Afgncaap
-0.14	1.56	Open 6099: X-men!	Afgncaap
0.05	1.15	Jack Palance Palace: accentless version.	Afgncaap
-0.11	1.18	Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Petey Tonight!	Afgncaap
0.01	1.29	Favorite mortuaries stop 1: Toledo.	Afgncaap
0.07	1.22	Meet the last of the Petey tags	Afgncaap
-0.11	1.24	This is NOT funny!	Afgncaap
0.26	1.00	Ooo! That smarts.	Afgncaap
-0.14	1.23	The Petey goes marching over the hill, hurrah!	Afgncaap
-0.03	1.34	kafkaesque metastasis	Afgncaap
-0.12	1.19	sweating bullets, dropping bombs	Afgncaap
-0.04	1.29	Antlers in the Treetop, by Hugoo Stamoose.	Afgncaap
-0.09	1.23	The comic that destroys peace	Afgncaap
-0.03	1.29	Filling Exuberance with Rich, Creamy Ovaltine	Afgncaap
0.02	1.34	Open 5936: Stamp collecting on Park Place	Afgncaap
-0.33	1.15	soporific exhalation	Afgncaap
0.38	1.33	Swirling Evanescence on the Pimple of the Butt of Life	Afgncaap
-0.09	1.38	Mr. Petey, in the Redux, with the cheese slicer	Afgncaap
-0.03	1.26	Yo! Uninteresting Oxymorons Inspire Edifying Axioms	Afgncaap
-0.19	1.37	Tie me up and call me spanky!	Afgncaap
0.08	0.94	combing the hairline of the desert	Afgncaap
-0.30	1.26	The comic that remakes fluffy bunnies	Afgncaap
-0.06	1.24	Hail to the Petey!	Afgncaap
-0.25	1.39	Coat-hanger baby-shower gift.	Alice From Hell
0.14	1.61	Walking round in women's underwear.	Alice From Hell
0.30	1.31	snide remarks goeth before a fall {my take on 6196}	Alice From Hell
-0.15	1.51	time for toffee calk	Alice From Hell
0.36	1.90	Climbing the herikostaidernomatonn	Andrea.B.Previtera
-2.00	1.96	Ethereal perturbations in my beer bottle and my square root	Andrea.B.Previtera
0.27	1.10	may we do with?	Andrew K Suber
0.03	1.36	chinese chuck-a-luck	Andrew K Suber
-0.11	1.37	silky anger (rewrite)	Andrew K Suber
0.35	1.38	felonious monk	Andrew K Suber
-0.03	1.07	voyage au bout de la nuit	Andrew K Suber
0.82	1.27	tingleberry tackle box	Andrew K Suber
0.67	1.32	extended wear contact high (modified open 62564)	anvilingus
-0.09	0.80	humor with a genocide quoi	anvilingus
0.25	1.00	you got your blood typo in my nap sack	anvilingus
0.37	1.28	as rich as croesus, with twice the calories	anvilingus
0.19	1.58	Hornier than Thou	B. Butros Ghali
-0.38	1.15	Have a nagila	B. Butros Ghali
0.01	1.52	sexual intellectuals: fucking know-it-alls	B. Butros Ghali
-0.33	1.22	Hong Kong is for Honkeys	B. Butros Ghali
-0.06	1.35	drinking down the duodenal drip	B. Butros Ghali
0.21	1.24	My name is ozzy osbourne, king of kings	BagHead
0.03	1.54	Me lie about my lai	BagHead
0.10	1.32	Gorillas in the canadian mist (fixed)	BagHead
0.37	1.24	The gnome is named Tony Lonelyhearts	BagHead
0.08	1.14	Damn her lewd minks (open 15085)	BagHead
-0.04	1.18	You know, frederic fucking chopin	BagHead
0.31	1.30	If the baby doesn't like the milk, you should boil it	BagHead
-0.01	1.07	Blowing one note on your own horn	BagHead
0.34	1.05	You know, ze monkey schtuff	BagHead
0.16	1.28	The agony and, well, the agony	BagHead
0.20	0.99	That halibut was good enough for jehovah	BagHead
0.48	0.94	Vanilla thunder and spleen boy	BagHead
0.08	0.96	I fondle the body electric	BagHead
0.26	1.29	Tonto es muy inteligente (reworded by suggestion)	BagHead
0.08	1.17	90 percent of everything is lovely	BagHead
0.08	1.25	There's a revised pantoum in your sestina	BagHead
0.35	1.12	Baby baboon meets his dream girl (REVISED)	BagHead
-0.14	1.06	The show about nothing	BagHead
-0.17	1.36	Pond scum on the surface of the mind	BagHead
0.71	1.22	Best weed in the shire	BagHead
0.29	1.29	Meet your own build (revised)	BagHead
0.25	0.90	Giving the finger is just cursive handwriting (open 16131)	BagHead
0.31	1.32	I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom (Open 13831)	BagHead
0.18	1.30	Llama ha (the original clown comic)	BagHead
0.05	1.11	Chattanooga cheshire chimichanga	BagHead
0.12	1.30	Crumpled can in the recycle bin of comedy	BagHead
0.31	1.31	Do androids dream of electric boogaloo?	BagHead
0.12	1.15	Hungry hungry hippies (REVISED)	BagHead
0.68	1.41	Ooh, he's got a chubby tumtum	BagHead
0.08	1.18	Job deities include walking the god	BagHead
0.19	1.15	First round draft pick for world war 3	BagHead
1.18	1.54	Hulk just want to GET SMASHED	BagHead
0.03	1.01	Happiness is a wiggly ferret	BagHead
0.61	0.95	Temporary inanity	BagHead
0.83	1.17	50 credit hours in collage	BagHead
0.29	1.32	There's a dead man on the other end of this megaphone	BagHead
0.80	1.39	I got two zebras for christmas	BagHead
-0.05	1.08	Groggy as a pirate	BagHead
0.24	1.40	I put the F-U in fun (open 15195)	BagHead
0.17	1.14	The rise and fall of third bass	BagHead
0.18	1.14	Atomically correct	BagHead
0.32	1.22	Stripey pygmy zebra molluscs	BagHead
0.46	1.35	Latest rearrangement of puccini's greatest hits	BagHead
0.37	1.21	It's an office in a submarine (Open 15133)	BagHead
0.16	1.23	Redone skidmarks on the kitchen floor	BagHead
0.19	1.48	Now is the time for all good men to jump over the lazy dog	BagHead
0.06	1.32	Who is kaiser permanente?	BagHead
0.28	1.30	There's a tractor on my balls	BagHead
-0.12	1.12	Civilization and its malcontents	BagHead
0.18	1.02	Trout streams and other urological conditions	BagHead
0.07	0.82	Sw-swe-sweet can (reposted from the big crash)	BagHead
0.58	1.18	Sic semper tyrannosaurus	BagHead
0.52	1.63	You're gonna be having dinner with Groucho	BagHead
-0.06	1.22	The fearsome scream of the mountain loin	BagHead
0.13	1.46	The secret of acronym (open 25525)	BagHead
0.19	1.11	A mongoose on the backside	BagHead
0.46	1.22	Raiders of the lost arkansas (open 12017)	BagHead
0.37	1.16	Messily we masticate	BagHead
0.30	1.27	That's one large french fry	BagHead
0.43	1.11	Spanking the baboon's bottom	BagHead
0.32	1.10	Stuck in a runaway grocery cart	BagHead
0.36	1.17	Zoot suit scoot boogie	BagHead
0.02	1.28	Inspected by number 9...number 9...	BagHead
0.09	1.22	Jurassic park 4: in space	BagHead
0.69	1.35	Billy bass boat	BagHead
0.12	0.73	Flowers for alger hiss	BagHead
0.17	1.02	Minnie mouse gets slipped a mickey (Open 13832)	BagHead
-0.22	1.17	64 slices of american pie	BagHead
-0.15	1.21	Build your own damn meat	BagHead
-0.08	1.29	A square pig in a round hole	BagHead
0.41	1.09	Bad habit for humanity	BagHead
0.38	1.01	Throwing up in the bullpen	BagHead
0.11	1.11	artery party	Ballpein
-0.32	1.21	Oxycontin moron	Ballpein
0.30	1.13	sara bellum's logic	Ballpein
-0.15	1.32	Parabolic Mike Brady (revised)	Ballpein
0.12	1.10	mr. mxyzptlk gets diagnosed with dyslexia	Bernt Pancreas
-0.16	1.45	open 9480: suppurating blisterpacks of fun	Bernt Pancreas
-0.05	1.44	samhain I am	Bernt Pancreas
0.64	1.19	look upon my works and despise	Bernt Pancreas
0.12	0.88	putting the coarse before the heart	Bernt Pancreas
0.30	1.36	epoch eclipse	Bernt Pancreas
0.17	1.12	open45508: ed burns when I pee (yes it's mine)	Bernt Pancreas
-0.04	1.42	christopher walken on sunshine blotter	Bernt Pancreas
0.23	1.36	per diem for your perineum	Bernt Pancreas
-0.14	1.19	fatback to the future	Bernt Pancreas
0.37	1.03	glovebox hero	Bernt Pancreas
0.17	1.10	Hex bin laden editor (non pirated edition)	Bernt Pancreas
0.33	1.38	a body hits a body aftter finishing the rye	Bernt Pancreas
0.20	1.24	it was the best of show, it was the wurst of brat	Bernt Pancreas
0.52	1.43	weird scenes inside Rube Goldberg	Bernt Pancreas
0.02	1.17	pizza with everything, no bon jovi please (2nd helping)	Bernt Pancreas
-0.09	1.24	Attribution: open 20283	Bernt Pancreas
0.18	1.00	spackle for grackles	Bernt Pancreas
-0.17	0.87	teh comic si leet liek jeffk	Bernt Pancreas
0.29	1.16	Peon, Piaf- The Peer!	Bernt Pancreas
0.16	0.97	Naugahyde in plain sight (redux)	Bernt Pancreas
0.57	0.98	ammonia aromatherapy for the unconscious	Bernt Pancreas
0.73	1.66	Open 9430: Purge of Glurge	Bernt Pancreas
-0.08	0.95	bottle warmer for cold drunks	Bernt Pancreas
-0.08	1.42	the hanging nads of the business world	Bernt Pancreas
0.31	1.19	I remember diorama	Bernt Pancreas
0.64	1.18	dog day after dinner mints	Bernt Pancreas
0.38	1.00	hash house hoarier	Bernt Pancreas
0.29	1.54	phoning playdoh tech support	Bernt Pancreas
0.12	1.51	Me and my Shadenfreunde	Bernt Pancreas
0.66	1.38	Open 9475: The strip with Tourette's Syndrome AND sporadic aphasi	Bernt Pancreas
-0.01	1.16	litter swill to wallow	Bernt Pancreas
0.35	1.08	Killing the instant messenger for the message	Bernt Pancreas
-0.05	1.28	wet blanket party	Bernt Pancreas
0.19	0.87	spit up on by Jeffy, age 2	Bernt Pancreas
0.07	1.16	a run in your stalking	Bernt Pancreas
0.68	1.16	premoistened pants	Bernt Pancreas
0.34	1.04	wearing the ipecac patch	Bernt Pancreas
0.38	1.56	jumpin' jack flatulence	Bernt Pancreas
0.02	1.37	ride a cock horse to st. andrew's cross	Bernt Pancreas
-0.12	1.44	and the dreidel will rock	Bernt Pancreas
-0.19	1.34	jukebox for mimes	Bernt Pancreas
0.25	1.06	offering humanitarian slingblade	Bernt Pancreas
0.04	1.27	Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Yawn	Bernt Pancreas
-0.06	1.32	unguent for your engagement ring of fire	Bernt Pancreas
0.54	1.27	pretzel lodgers	Bernt Pancreas
0.55	1.28	the expansion and collapse of the accordian empire	Bernt Pancreas
1.02	1.56	slim jims for chubby checker(post crash)	Bernt Pancreas
0.95	1.35	le batman, c'est moi	Bernt Pancreas
0.13	1.09	rabid, for her pleasure	Bernt Pancreas
-0.28	1.36	exhumed: waiting for gobots	Bernt Pancreas
0.09	1.09	drumstick puppet theatre	Bernt Pancreas
-0.16	0.94	angels with dirty feces	Bernt Pancreas
0.61	1.02	single cel phoned organisms	Bernt Pancreas
-0.25	1.07	the comic halo that goes over your head	Bernt Pancreas
-0.16	1.83	bacitracin paper	Bernt Pancreas
0.18	1.08	psychobabble and the forty peeves	Bernt Pancreas
0.05	0.99	dirty laundry for your moral quandry	Bernt Pancreas
0.09	1.33	dear ambien	Bernt Pancreas
1.21	1.66	The Agony and the X-Box	Bernt Pancreas
0.93	1.73	silly-string theory	Bernt Pancreas
0.02	0.92	eight track mind	Bernt Pancreas
0.15	1.17	as topical as today's ointment	Bernt Pancreas
-0.25	1.23	enya face	Bernt Pancreas
0.58	0.91	Winchester Catheterization	Bernt Pancreas
-0.35	1.29	I wear green on the outside because I feel minty on the inside	Bernt Pancreas
0.24	1.40	a goose walking across your gravy	Bernt Pancreas
-0.02	1.55	the steaming mug of earl: gray, hot	Bernt Pancreas
-0.19	1.24	whither hur hur?	Bernt Pancreas
0.54	1.17	don't fear the reeperbahn	Bernt Pancreas
-0.13	1.17	how's your sister? can I put my fern in her smock?	Bernt Pancreas
0.11	1.37	slugs on the rim of your margarita glass	Bernt Pancreas
0.51	1.10	winken, blinken, and nod: achetypal junkies(open 25615)	Bernt Pancreas
0.58	0.98	when a man loves a wombat (not asleep)	Bernt Pancreas
0.45	1.13	milkwalking the green mile	Bernt Pancreas
0.42	1.00	cutty sark fist of removal	Bernt Pancreas
0.27	1.07	the cat in the hat comes back with ear mites	Bernt Pancreas
0.17	1.54	Tequila Mockingbird (Bernt by hellfire)	Bernt Pancreas
0.34	1.26	Glengary, Glen Campbell	Bernt Pancreas
0.64	1.18	who run bartertown?	Bernt Pancreas
0.22	1.26	annoying anointment (gtd stylee)	Bernt Pancreas
0.29	0.94	the berber of Negril	Bernt Pancreas
0.18	1.12	springheel jack of all trades	Bernt Pancreas
0.02	1.13	lymphy, the little monorail with mononucleosis(45444)	Bernt Pancreas
0.51	1.26	eye of the tae-bo (cleaned up)	Bernt Pancreas
0.47	1.36	the lazy dog builds a better fox trap	Bernt Pancreas
0.06	1.36	rotten to the coroner (by suggestion)	Bernt Pancreas
0.24	0.92	ass tricks and oboe licks (tks, DG)	Bernt Pancreas
0.57	1.16	myanmar shave	Bernt Pancreas
0.93	1.35	vaya con game	Bernt Pancreas
0.05	1.26	guapo guano from guam	Bernt Pancreas
0.08	1.17	going off half-baked (MY open 25623)	Bernt Pancreas
0.20	0.97	walking on the winter wunderkind	Bernt Pancreas
0.27	1.08	defunct debauchery (Pancreatic build)	Bernt Pancreas
0.28	1.21	No rest for the Denis Leary (by suggestion)	Bernt Pancreas
0.65	1.41	humor expectorant (spellcheck)	Bernt Pancreas
0.64	1.47	the eyes of Blistex are upon you	Bernt Pancreas
0.52	0.98	lunch lady of the night	Bernt Pancreas
0.29	1.12	if funny is power, then a slave am I	Bernt Pancreas
0.47	1.14	testicles swollen with pride	Bernt Pancreas
0.57	1.33	incensed and pepper sprayed	Bernt Pancreas
0.19	1.20	who wants to swallow a millipede	Bernt Pancreas
-0.12	0.87	don't run with the big dogs if you don't like the distemper test	Bernt Pancreas
-0.44	0.96	exhumed:now with added hubris	Bernt Pancreas
0.93	1.48	singing pentagram	Bernt Pancreas
-0.26	1.47	chamberpot music	Bernt Pancreas
-0.02	1.04	grandma got bent over by a reindeer	Bernt Pancreas
0.10	0.93	nosferatu's monster.com listing	Bernt Pancreas
0.14	1.17	somewhere over the oxbow incident	Bernt Pancreas
0.47	1.15	mayonaise-filled pinata	Bernt Pancreas
-0.19	1.34	german rodent nibbles tires: deflator maus	Bernt Pancreas
-0.26	1.34	exhumed: forced score of 7; years ago	Bernt Pancreas
0.50	1.41	23 December 2020: the year megahal became self-aware	Bernt Pancreas
-0.15	1.18	put your hand in the fan of the man that passes water	Bernt Pancreas
0.06	1.07	look before you leak	Bernt Pancreas
0.53	1.29	tactile rorschach test	Bernt Pancreas
0.14	1.45	running to the beating of a different bully	Bernt Pancreas
0.65	1.57	a momentary lack of riesling	Bernt Pancreas
-0.97	1.45	exhumed: fatty arbuckle takes the pepsi challenge	Bernt Pancreas
0.07	1.22	caress of heel	Bernt Pancreas
0.21	1.20	iron cross buns of steel	Bernt Pancreas
0.19	0.98	exodus from 2 party voting: ralph seder	Bernt Pancreas
0.45	1.20	oh my god, it's full of porn stars (with clown)	Bernt Pancreas
0.10	1.22	the spellchecked comic for farklemtomaniacs	Bernt Pancreas
0.11	0.98	alice in wonderbra	Bernt Pancreas
0.11	1.23	a little sumpin' sump pump	Bernt Pancreas
0.27	1.48	With a Lever 2000 big enough, I could lather the world(revis)	Bernt Pancreas
0.34	1.18	all agog over leapfrog again	Bernt Pancreas
0.40	1.37	Open 9554: refreshing Necro Wafers	Bernt Pancreas
0.30	1.50	whatever happened to chasey lain?	Bernt Pancreas
0.21	1.27	Slipped Discworld	Bernt Pancreas
0.05	1.25	rage against mister clean	Bernt Pancreas
0.63	0.81	alexei sayles tax	Bernt Pancreas
0.23	1.07	soldier of fortune cookie (revisited)	Bernt Pancreas
0.52	1.48	merkin she wrote	Bernt Pancreas
0.06	1.06	hacking your hand off for the flying car	Bernt Pancreas
0.28	1.20	the comic equivalent of a cherry bomb taped to your forehead	Bernt Pancreas
0.83	1.12	ending your banging with a whimper	Bernt Pancreas
0.30	1.27	with 27 percent more Urkel	Bernt Pancreas
0.51	1.20	lincoln logs for stinkin' hogs	Bernt Pancreas
0.24	1.33	Open 9594: Night of the Living Dead Horse	Bernt Pancreas
0.39	0.88	spleeny: spleenlike, or pertaining to the spleen	Bernt Pancreas
0.08	0.77	Our love was like a kitten in a waste disposal unit	Big Nothing
-0.10	1.29	I thill have the taste of puce in my mouth. (445 remake)	Big Nothing
-0.31	1.18	a Blain in the glass	bocus mucus suc us!!!!!
-0.04	1.31	eating too much rasta pasta	bongthegong
-0.39	1.09	leg cramps from table lamps	bongthegong
0.02	1.37	ok kid, but this is the last time	bongthegong
-0.04	0.80	tired of not sleeping	bongthegong
0.10	1.48	lemurs: wowowowowowowow	bongthegong
-0.94	1.91	can't stand the handicapped	bongthegong
-0.22	1.11	mung like a horse	bongthegong
-0.25	1.11	s and m & m's	bongthegong
-0.33	1.19	mugged with a coffee cup	bongthegong
0.32	1.30	the soothing splat of melting cat	bongthegong
0.19	1.23	tune in next week for tiny elvis in your pelvis or paradox lost	bongthegong
-0.18	1.65	shalom improvement	bongthegong
-0.17	1.32	this tagline just writes itself	bongthegong
0.13	1.34	canadian satan	bongthegong
0.07	1.38	i'm not an actor but i play one on tv (take 3)	bongthegong
0.14	1.10	ernest goes to hell	bongthegong
-0.65	1.29	death of an impalesman	bongthegong
-0.02	1.17	getting strange blisters from your redneck sisters	bongthegong
-0.16	1.36	overdone to death and over said to deaf	bongthegong
0.30	1.05	the pitter patter of little detached feet	bongthegong
-0.29	1.01	bra in your maw	bongthegong
0.08	1.17	stretch lance armstrong	bongthegong
0.39	1.12	tofu soylent green	bongthegong
0.15	0.87	ball and pain	bongthegong
0.88	1.15	thirty percent louder by volume	bongthegong
-0.10	1.58	spinal slap	bongthegong
-0.07	1.21	taking out the rash (with a knife)	bongthegong
0.27	1.51	up on the trouser top	bongthegong
0.14	1.31	another page that lines the ape cage	bongthegong
-0.07	1.23	cherry flavored arsenic	bongthegong
-0.61	1.73	suburban subaru	buzzard
0.24	1.32	three-piece lawsuit	buzzard
-0.43	1.74	step on the gas	buzzard
-0.68	1.59	samson and deli meat	buzzard
-0.95	2.00	meringue merengue	buzzard
0.27	1.94	discrete discreet	buzzard
-0.66	1.70	scream of wheat	buzzard
-0.66	1.51	venus de flytrap	buzzard
-0.71	1.66	swedish fly	buzzard
0.18	1.05	off the grappling hook (rewrite)	Cameron
1.08	1.82	twice-tripped on frozen formal wear	Cameron
0.41	1.13	the keg and i	Cameron
1.43	1.61	pistil whipped honey slut	Cameron
0.39	1.18	Modifying the herb	Cameron
0.19	1.09	remote control bread slobber	Cameron
-0.45	1.36	jimmy crack corn, and i care deeply	Captain Annoying
-0.13	0.86	muffy the umpire flayer	Captain Annoying
-0.10	0.97	like a paranoid dyslexic who thinks he's out to get everybody	Captain Annoying
0.72	0.94	missouri loves company	Captain Annoying
0.03	1.32	where the streets have no lanes	Captain Annoying
0.51	1.33	100 years of dignitude	Captain Annoying
-0.19	1.11	i've got you under my schwinn	Captain Annoying
0.21	1.24	the origin of feces	Captain Annoying
0.24	1.39	don't fear the reefer	Captain Annoying
0.17	1.16	pocket full of crap tonight	Captain Annoying
0.17	1.26	the cider house r00lz!!1!!!11!	Captain Annoying
-0.24	1.26	a face only a motherfucker could love (2nd ed.)	Captain Annoying
-0.19	0.75	three-hole donkeypunch	Captain Annoying
-0.05	1.51	the passion-aggression of the christ	Captain Annoying
0.45	0.93	if i knew you were comin' i'd have faked the shakes	Captain Annoying
0.13	1.27	video killed the ringo starr	Captain Annoying
0.35	1.20	rage against the beguine, take 2	Captain Annoying
-0.15	1.31	i'm not a southern baptist, i'm a crystal methodist	Captain Annoying
-0.26	0.98	asbestos is good food	Captain Annoying
0.06	1.02	love in the time of chlamydia (rmcs audition remix)	Captain Annoying
0.07	1.48	the outlaw josey, prince of wales	Captain Annoying
-0.03	1.20	me and julio down by the graveyard	Captain Annoying
-0.34	1.12	your own personal jeebus	Captain Annoying
0.02	1.02	those magnificent men in their flying latrines, v2.0	Captain Annoying
-0.43	1.33	Naval-warfare fetishist outed as torpedophile	Captain Annoying
0.36	0.92	gwar of the gworlds (12" remix)	Captain Annoying
-0.43	1.28	ain't no moonshine when she's gone (redo)	Captain Annoying
-1.40	1.88	president pasta	catbear
-0.51	1.55	a snitch in time	catbear
-0.26	1.43	home again	catbear
-0.43	1.28	burned again	catbear
-0.28	1.39	Goof Troop in Afghanistan	Chaff
0.11	1.56	Zack Diggerhole Lives	Chaff
-0.10	1.29	a medical swab of corn on the cob	ChickenCow
-0.28	1.24	Thanks and Spanks	ChickenCow
-0.16	1.12	The Prisoner of Ass-KABLAM!	ChickenCow
-0.41	1.27	Smokey & the Bandit... Unplugged	ChickenCow
-0.48	1.26	Likee me bikee?	ChickenCow
0.14	1.88	amber waves of pain	ChickenCow
0.13	1.34	arctic circle jerk	ChickenCow
0.05	1.29	C-7... Rook to Hairy Bishop...	ChickenCow
-0.04	1.51	Springer Spaniels blasted to granules...	ChickenCow
0.39	1.67	"bacony" - resembling bacon	ChickenCow
0.30	1.48	hep a brotha oot	ChickenCow
-0.46	2.24	Pico de Leche	ChickenCow
-0.37	1.20	ho ho ho, green giant	ChickenCow
1.41	1.69	chafin' like a bear	ChickenCow
-0.12	1.23	knee-jerk chemical reaction	ChickenCow
-0.13	1.13	my eyes! the goggles, they do nothing!	ChickenCow
-0.50	1.24	Cornucoplulate	ChickenCow
-0.14	1.58	Kibbles and Grits	ChickenCow
-0.24	1.54	hop along vaseline	ChickenCow
0.31	1.72	writ of habeus corpses	ChickenCow
-0.02	1.59	fisticuffmanship	ChickenCow
0.13	1.72	deck the halls with Uncle Charlie	ChickenCow
-0.56	1.73	Pirates of Piss-ants	ChickenCow
-0.38	1.44	Dollars to donut pillows	ChickenCow
0.18	1.75	derailed gravy train	ChickenCow
-0.16	1.24	Sugar Plums and Groping Bums	ChickenCow
-0.29	2.58	I know, I know... it's vile.	ChickenCow
-0.03	1.15	Starts to work on contact	ChickenCow
0.18	1.41	shiver me timbers	ChickenCow
0.01	1.09	bunt with your c*nt	ChickenCow
0.41	1.11	more peeps humor (I use the term loosely)	ChickenCow
-0.06	1.86	road rash hash (ChickenCow)	ChickenCow
0.10	1.65	ooga booga rah rah rah V 1.2	ChickenCow
-0.35	1.60	pre-mortem dissection	Chris Bourke
-0.60	1.17	sicker than your average	Chris Bourke
-0.06	1.40	The Sunstroke in Your Cloud’s Silver Lining	Chris Bourke
-0.50	1.57	whilst I'm on the subject: an ode to British licence laws...	Chris Bourke
-0.19	0.92	bad brians	Chris Bourke
0.15	1.07	Elephantiasis of the Memory	Chris Bourke
-0.06	1.21	Like Selling Freedom Fries To The French (MMD re-write)	Chris Bourke
-0.06	1.28	A Brass Band In A Vacuum	Chris Bourke
-0.28	1.50	The Ladder above Your Lucky Penny	Chris Bourke
-0.01	1.15	don't fall out with a nuclear family	Chris Bourke
0.71	1.12	This Low-Balling's A-Snowballing	Chris Bourke
-0.15	1.24	jehovah's witness protection program	Chris Bourke
-0.03	1.46	Fine Like A Razor Cut	Chris Bourke
-0.27	1.19	The Artist Formerly Known	Chris Bourke
0.08	1.35	Black Eyed Sneeze	Chris Bourke
-0.25	1.12	It's my birthday and I'll post if I want to	Chris Bourke
-0.23	1.14	sniffing glue with a broken nose	Chris Bourke
0.08	1.34	Indecent Disposal (Open 37434)	Chris Bourke
-0.32	1.63	The Stray Void Smudge on Your Winning Lottery Ticket	Chris Bourke
-0.39	1.44	Caught, Trapped & Tied	Chris Bourke
-0.11	1.10	I Think I've Blissed My Pants	Chris Bourke
0.10	1.07	shrink to fit: the epileptic psychiatrist writes	Chris Bourke
-0.03	1.37	The Albino Crow Perched At Your Funeral (Open: 37436)	Chris Bourke
0.33	1.45	Indecent Disposal pt2 (milking it)	Chris Bourke
-0.10	1.08	Power to the Peep-Hole	Chris Bourke
-0.17	1.30	Subliminal Cola Advertisements in This Strip	Chris Bourke
-0.36	1.22	nigh-on cast iron	Chris Bourke
0.18	0.94	I’d like to teach the world to singe	Chris Bourke
0.04	1.30	demolition fedora	Christopher Hart
-0.01	1.04	ice cave yodelling	Christopher Hart
0.20	1.26	the headache in your eye	Christopher Hart
0.04	1.04	indentured savant	Christopher Hart
0.28	1.13	the musty smell of forgotten bologna	Christopher Hart
0.24	1.32	sour grapes for your jests and japes	Christopher Hart
0.46	0.84	the tender teat of tedium	Christopher Hart
0.15	0.70	the tumor of humor	Christopher Hart
0.01	1.06	the karmic thrill of buffalo bill	Christopher Hart
0.28	0.81	the geriatric giblets of jocularity	Christopher Hart
0.10	1.19	the bloated corpse of humor	Christopher Hart
0.03	1.27	pig slop for the dandy fops	Christopher Hart
0.67	1.16	overexposed underwire	Christopher Hart
-0.07	1.13	the red pill	Christopher Lyons
-0.67	0.98	moo goo trepan (redux)	Christopher Lyons
0.14	1.30	tiptoe through the triffids	Christopher Lyons
-0.26	1.18	earworm slipped off the hook (redux)	Christopher Lyons
-1.13	1.42	is this thing on?	citizenx
0.09	1.46	Nye Guy, the Science Bill	Conrad Zaar
-0.06	1.26	Dr. Bloody Discharge	Conrad Zaar
0.25	1.30	Lord of the Swings	Conrad Zaar
-0.05	1.38	chunks of beef in the coral reef (extensively revised)	Conrad Zaar
0.64	1.11	a first comic for the second time	Conrad Zaar
-0.43	1.27	no cake for the cultured	Conrad Zaar
-0.23	0.97	please sir, may I have a whore? (extensively revised)	Conrad Zaar
-0.15	1.29	monkey semen key do	craeze
-0.59	1.35	from hell to high water in a handbasket	craeze
0.88	0.95	dumb. dumber. urkel.	craeze
0.44	1.07	mustard sally... guess you'd better hoe that mustard down	craeze
-0.31	1.31	o brother, wherefore art thou romeo?	craeze
-0.13	1.01	Peyronie's: harder to blow than a broken nose	craeze
0.57	1.14	those who live in glass palaces shouldn't stow thrones	craeze
0.24	1.13	shirt, black, and strides (finally)	craeze
-0.31	1.16	my brown-eyed girl	craeze
0.17	1.22	diagnostic: live atheistic	craeze
-0.47	1.60	the eggy aftertaste of chicken meringue	craeze
-0.25	1.13	a partial eclipse of the liver	craeze
-0.25	1.29	fickle pickles tickle testicles (sans typo)	craeze
0.15	1.06	only lonely polony	craeze
0.46	1.13	random votes for hall and oates	craeze
0.30	1.17	drag queen of diamonds	craeze
-0.10	1.31	studded shock color	craeze
0.64	1.20	stained sheet lightning (open 41642)	craeze
-0.56	1.69	sombre ballad of the three-bean salad	craeze
-0.22	1.04	opiate-powdered clam chowder (open 41663 rewrite)	craeze
-1.10	2.08	you're so vain	Crisper Than Thou
-0.25	1.61	in front of Mann's Chinese Theater 'n everything!	Crisper Than Thou
-0.44	1.71	apple turnover in his grave	Crisper Than Thou
0.99	1.62	not sold in stores at any price	Crisper Than Thou
-0.11	1.34	I'm like rubber, you're like glue	Crisper Than Thou
0.35	1.42	the cycle of life has no pedals	Crisper Than Thou
-0.70	1.24	like his grandfather before him, only with a bigger arrest record	Crisper Than Thou
-0.11	1.42	Something-D-O-O Economics	Crisper Than Thou
-0.91	1.63	old farts still smell	Crisper Than Thou
-0.91	1.74	have a clear job objective in mind	Crisper Than Thou
-0.10	1.18	do let the wogs out	Cruel_Meta
-0.28	1.16	reductio ad absurdum ad absurdum	Cruel_Meta
0.01	1.45	arteries of coal	Cruel_Meta
0.02	1.30	Martha Stewart, Black Leather Catsuit, Candy Apples... [re-redux]	Cruel_Meta
-0.41	1.60	Crunchy Wedding Paraphenalia	Cruel_Meta
0.17	1.05	curios made of cured cod	Cruel_Meta
-0.25	1.33	Barn Razing with Teen Amish	Cruel_Meta
-0.19	1.17	As shiny as a nuclear goldfish [redux]	Cruel_Meta
-0.22	1.57	Transcendental Medication	Cruel_Meta
0.28	1.52	Currently alternating and direct	Cruel_Meta
0.25	1.05	slippery sinews in my spaghetti	Cruel_Meta
0.08	1.06	My Italian girlfriend is on the Ragu	Cruel_Meta
-0.02	0.85	Perception is everything else	Cruel_Meta
-0.26	1.89	Suppositories, now in mint and cherry flavors	Cruel_Meta
0.18	1.18	Scarab Mousse	Cruel_Meta
0.48	1.18	lying on a bed of pudding skins	Cruel_Meta
-0.15	1.20	Tee Ti To Tums, I smell the blood of Brahmin	Cruel_Meta
0.28	1.45	A cheap trick with a cardboard box	Cruel_Meta
0.09	1.30	How to skin a cat #23: Sandblaster	Cruel_Meta
-0.12	1.28	Like diving through a dry inner-tube	Cruel_Meta
0.02	1.03	the girl from ipecac	Cruel_Meta
-0.08	0.91	The cold butter on your mangled toast	Cruel_Meta
-0.19	0.94	No animals were harmed in the filming of this comic	Cruel_Meta
-0.26	0.99	pausing hammertime	Cruel_Meta
0.19	0.99	Real cowboys wear ten gallon briefs	Cruel_Meta
-1.26	1.48	between a roc and a hard plaice	Darth Waider
-0.59	1.78	Heavy on the Gravity	Darth Waider
-0.92	2.38	know why no how	Darth Waider
-0.41	1.32	La Don e Rachele	Das Joe
-0.76	1.66	the unbearable lightness of boing	Dave Filippi
0.44	1.59	fresh quirts for little squirts	Dave Filippi
-0.53	1.30	illicit tranks from the polluted-meme banks	Dave Filippi
-0.33	1.50	these sappy golden years	Dave Filippi
-0.01	1.62	Twiggy takes on Miss Piggy	Dave Filippi
-0.54	1.55	a lethal dose of mind-macarena	Dave Filippi
-1.16	1.70	true stories from infamous people	Dave Filippi
-0.32	1.38	Manchurian Takeout in Cardboard Containers	David J. Bianco
-0.24	1.52	60 Miles of Blue Asphalt	David J. Bianco
-0.11	1.55	white hot mattel	ddot
-1.06	1.66	stupid you!	ddot
0.30	1.21	bicycle shorts for your genital warts (my open 36763)	Deadbeef
-0.15	1.38	batmantra	Deadbeef
-0.43	1.46	Embargo on!	Deadbeef
-0.24	1.15	roll the koans	Deadbeef
0.25	1.12	three cheers for drunken leers (my open 36761)	Deadbeef
-0.03	1.08	this tagline glows in the dark	Deadbeef
-0.42	1.36	six o'clock nudes (attr: http://bash.org/?15848)	Deadbeef
0.38	1.29	tao jones	Death Goat
0.31	1.30	the prolapsed anus of comedy	Death Goat
0.56	1.48	I killed the starship enterprise (Open:25271)	Death Goat
0.91	1.33	space goats: coast-to-coast (Attribution: Emo)	Death Goat
0.17	1.16	dwarf tossing for fun and profit (revised)	Death Goat
-0.10	1.07	some lajoie for your nap sack	Death Goat
-0.08	1.30	sir william wallace-n-gromit, leader of the scottish terriers	Death Goat
0.04	1.04	having your background check bounce	Death Goat
0.24	0.94	and now... number three... the larch	Death Goat
-0.02	1.33	battlestar catholica	Death Goat
0.20	1.26	in the carpool lane on the gastric bypass	Death Goat
0.25	1.11	this comic will look real good after four beers	Death Goat
0.42	1.63	driving your cheese wheels down a one whey street	Death Goat
0.55	1.18	winter hookers are snow blowers	Death Goat
0.01	1.06	siphoning diesel for the orphan bonfire	Death Goat
0.14	1.50	not entirely quite like licking a cob of corn	Death Goat
-0.10	1.38	necktie of the gods	Death Goat
0.03	0.87	philip glass menagerie	Death Goat
0.04	1.47	verbal dysentery for the entire family	Death Goat
0.24	1.17	black elvis vs. mothra	Death Goat
0.14	1.21	Trojan Whores	Death Goat
0.01	1.27	recursive (adj.) 1. see also: recursive	Death Goat
0.25	1.36	looks like a taco	Death Goat
-0.03	1.42	standing ovation at the paraplegics convention	Death Goat
0.06	0.93	foreplay with no friends	Death Goat
-0.02	1.09	Stay a while, oenophile	Death Goat
-0.07	1.37	rumble in the bung hole (revised)	Death Goat
0.04	0.81	I gave at the orifice (my take)	Death Goat
0.15	1.24	too hot for tahiti trot (from Open)	Death Goat
0.06	1.16	nothin' that a hot mocha enema couldn't fix (PG version)	Death Goat
-0.12	0.97	santorum-filled steamer trunk	Death Goat
0.19	1.16	flight 77 begins its final reproach	Death Goat
0.32	1.27	a nice pyromantic candlelight dinner	Death Goat
0.12	1.44	as the jim crow flies	Death Goat
0.01	1.25	Leggo my purse! (nepalese yak edition)	Death Goat
-0.32	1.15	raining whippets on your weekend wedding	Death Goat
-0.07	1.24	rock out with your cop-out	Death Goat
-0.02	1.00	link, sign, and hooker	Death Goat
0.07	1.31	old man saddam sat on his bomb, blowing his kurds away	Death Goat
0.43	1.31	the spirit of bris-mas (rewrite)	Death Goat
0.15	1.75	season's beatings	Death Goat
-0.02	1.07	the girl that won the golden globes award (inspired by: The Onion)	Death Goat
0.34	1.24	serving the cat a bowl of shredded tweet (Open 32142)	Death Goat
0.15	1.25	Questions? Call 1-800-733-6328.	Death Goat
0.09	1.09	yelling "theater!" in a crowded fire (typo-free)	Death Goat
0.16	1.44	Nat King Cold	Death Goat
-0.11	0.94	the jung and the restless	Death Goat
-0.01	1.02	teat meat beat	Death Goat
-0.04	1.27	the foul ball in your nice cold beer	Death Goat
0.31	1.52	nobler than oedipus	Death Goat
0.19	1.27	knotted dental floss	Death Goat
0.45	1.02	a big bucketful of warm maple syrup	Death Goat
-0.02	1.02	retrovertigo on the trampoline	Death Goat
-0.05	1.35	just so you know, "dolomite" is not an element	Death Goat
0.58	1.23	lopsided laughter lozenges (attribution: Emo)	Death Goat
0.14	1.10	a funnel thing happend on the way to the trailer park	Death Goat
0.19	1.04	dutch elm disease for the tree of life	Death Goat
0.30	0.83	entry march of the voyeurs	Death Goat
0.23	1.15	woolskin meatloaf bat (attribution: Jay London)	Death Goat
-0.13	1.06	wretched rings of rump roast	Death Goat
0.21	1.58	comedy's lump of coal in your stocking	Death Goat
-0.70	1.50	Chicks Dig Religious Zealots	Devilman
-1.23	1.68	You're a good man, Charlie Brown. Reeeally good.	Devilman
0.80	1.50	Golden Years	Devilman
-0.46	2.40	Lolita of the Trailer Park	Devilman
-0.31	1.59	Chopping Block Party	Devilman
-0.24	1.72	Does this taste like mayonnaise to you?	Devilman
-0.14	1.75	Nobody loves me. Not even Jesus.	Devilman
0.68	1.48	A big helping of salvation in every bite	Devilman
-0.42	1.35	Humor in a brown paper envelope.	Devilman
-0.15	1.42	Stays Firm in Milk	Devilman
0.14	1.27	ebony and irony	Devilman
-0.25	1.16	Hereditary Fructose Intolerance	Devolution
-0.22	1.37	The Bovine Feces Trilogy (repost)	Devolution
0.14	1.80	life in the food chain	dfan
-0.59	1.55	summer in the city	dfan
-0.75	1.77	I did it my way	dfan
-2.08	1.88	talk to the hand	dfan
-0.06	1.87	nothin' but a smile	dfan
0.06	1.58	walk the balk	Dinosaur
-2.08	1.49	Gorf. Clatter Baretta Nicktoons.	Doc Evil
-0.56	1.49	Shut don't go up, prices do.	Doc Evil
-0.55	1.40	Penguin Pinball Parasols	Doc Evil
-0.51	1.57	Domo Arigato Sam the Robot.	Doc Evil
-0.79	1.29	Beware, I live!	Doc Evil
-0.38	1.50	wagon wheels when we wish	Dr. Roliman
0.30	1.24	yuletide yams	Dr. Roliman
-0.66	1.66	Electric sex machine	drood
-0.03	1.37	Christmas beer	drood
-0.51	1.39	fondling puppies etc. - Enriquez style	Enriquez
0.15	1.49	that's not special sauce	Enriquez
-0.55	1.08	loose lip sync ships	Enriquez
-0.43	1.74	mullet the blue sky	Enriquez
-0.09	1.18	wholly cow	Enriquez
-0.05	1.15	hazmat in your morning news (cyanide remix)	Flwyd
-0.67	1.27	daughters of the bolshevik revolution	Flwyd
0.03	0.88	The Magnificent Se7en	Flwyd
0.47	1.23	adjacent to your complete breakfast	Flwyd
-0.71	1.32	sexual organ grinder	Flwyd
0.31	1.07	chicken pox for the soul	Flwyd
-0.08	1.02	categorical imperialism	Flwyd
-1.23	1.45	bits and pieces of your brother's nieces	Flwyd
-0.42	1.14	Ray Charles in Charge	Flwyd
0.40	1.15	synapse firing squad	Flwyd
0.03	1.39	It was a perfect day.	Gar
0.67	1.55	It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas.	Gar
0.17	1.23	It's a long way home.	Gar
0.25	1.35	fondling puppies behind the shed (Gar)	Gar
0.58	1.20	Verbal punching bag.	Gar
0.26	1.12	Glass and Steal	Gar
0.50	1.42	It's a sick, sick world	Gar
0.11	1.26	Father knows breasts.	Gar
0.40	1.25	david bowie knife	Gar
0.15	1.40	jehovah's witness in contempt of court	Gar
-0.01	1.17	Earl had to die.	Gar
0.25	1.28	Breaking the law.	Gar
0.07	1.12	born to be mild, with a tangy mustard aftertaste	Gar
0.67	1.17	make mine mink	Gar
0.36	1.50	Birds turn brown and fall from trees.	Gar
-0.21	1.49	bang a gong	Gar
-0.18	1.51	Faith Hill No More	Gar
0.29	1.62	Only users loose drugs.	Gar
-0.13	1.42	mixing lysol and lye with the white of my eye	Gar
0.08	1.40	can't compute compote	Gar
0.05	1.33	poetry in freeze-frame	Gar
-0.06	1.08	deus ex maquiladora	Gar
0.09	1.41	Community Watch	Gar
-0.10	1.28	4 out of 5 wonder why I'm creating my own version	Gar
-0.06	1.40	fry it up (my version of #309)	Gar
0.07	1.25	Rumsfeld and Coke with a twist of Gar	Gar
0.44	1.53	omnes gentes plaudite	Gar
0.01	1.43	Mountain Stew	Gar
0.37	1.08	i me mime	Gar
0.58	0.97	Harassment means nothing to me either (my take on 4356)	Gar
0.74	1.46	Deep thoughts	Gar
0.45	1.31	Befriend a book	Gar
0.78	2.13	24/7	Glitch!
-0.10	1.13	It's not the meat, it's the humidity.	Gospog
-1.28	1.55	The bitter pill with the taste of swill.	Gospog
-0.32	1.67	Until we meat agin...	Gospog
-1.23	1.82	The surprising squeek that makes you peek	Gospog
0.05	1.23	The sound of one hand slapping.	Gospog
0.20	1.38	Floater in the deep end.	Gospog
-0.07	1.34	The staccato beat of raining meat.	Gospog
-0.18	1.37	Meat the press. Press the meat?	Gospog
-0.08	1.08	empathy for the apathetic	groovintodigweed
0.33	1.07	having a fling with a cold chicken wing	groovintodigweed
-0.03	1.28	debits and credits in the ledger of love	groovintodigweed
0.11	0.87	mouse trap meat tenderizer	groovintodigweed
0.96	1.55	the phoenix that rose from my roach bowl	groovintodigweed
0.27	1.00	face plant on a fire ant	groovintodigweed
0.12	1.05	empathy for the apathetic (2)	groovintodigweed
0.10	1.25	regarding a joke that will never have the right punchline.	groovintodigweed
0.27	1.00	white wine spritzer for your underage sister	groovintodigweed
0.10	1.12	camels that love to hump	groovintodigweed
-0.16	1.33	Earl, with a swirl of your favorite girl	groovintodigweed
0.25	1.09	vapid vendetta against an ex named Greta	groovintodigweed
0.58	1.39	the results of low blood sugar and five wasted minutes	groovintodigweed
0.07	0.99	hot, sweaty, and always ready	groovintodigweed
-0.01	1.44	guided mistletoe	groovintodigweed
0.11	1.66	comic soup-poop side dish	groovintodigweed
0.33	1.19	we all live in a yellow sub's latrine	groovintodigweed
0.60	1.18	toasting a toad's turds	groovintodigweed
0.34	1.36	cruising for a bruising on the autobahnanna	groovintodigweed
-0.06	0.99	10 Murphy's Stouts in the clip. fire away at funny	groovintodigweed
0.35	1.09	playing with the playmate of the year (I wish)	groovintodigweed
0.07	1.40	toss it to the wolves and let them bite, I say!	groovintodigweed
0.15	1.33	sugarglider bee sting smile	groovintodigweed
0.21	1.16	chocolate covered ant hill	groovintodigweed
0.85	1.03	please pass the sarin gas	groovintodigweed
0.11	1.28	playboy vs. the gay boy	groovintodigweed
0.12	1.48	suck on Open 29925	groovintodigweed
0.35	1.10	this comic is to funny like Ike Turner is to caring	groovintodigweed
0.19	0.88	monkeys mating in the moonlight	groovintodigweed
-0.20	1.21	blasting cap on the un-funny bomb	groovintodigweed
0.01	1.04	wandering through the bloody begonias	groovintodigweed
0.07	1.26	pedestrian at best. version 3.0	groovintodigweed
0.42	1.60	the pungent aroma of the permanent coma	groovintodigweed
0.02	1.27	i shot the bluebird of happiness in the ass	groovintodigweed
0.23	0.83	bucket 'o bling-bling	groovintodigweed
0.14	1.41	spam of the la....just listened to a comment	groovintodigweed
-0.03	1.11	oakenfold origami	groovintodigweed
-0.07	1.02	getting licked with the native tongue	groovintodigweed
-0.42	1.68	Tofu Scramble	GumGirl
-0.49	1.58	DNA Sample	GumGirl
-0.37	1.48	Extra Action Tide	GumGirl
-0.09	1.50	9 Lives	GumGirl
-0.06	1.11	truman capote's a human coyote	Hangdog
0.20	1.28	we're goin' to the yellow brick roadhouse	Hangdog
-0.46	1.44	my balony has a first name	Hangdog
0.08	1.22	on-going bongo-ing	Hangdog
0.14	1.68	first clown in after the big top falls, i guess...	Hangdog
0.46	1.67	Keystone Coprolites	Hangdog
1.09	1.59	white man's bourbon	Hangdog
0.02	1.29	men, i'm eminem	Hangdog
0.06	1.11	legions of 'wegians from the boreal regions	Hangdog
0.23	1.31	pappa roach hotel california	Hangdog
0.38	1.43	rolling stone temple pilots iii: the li'l rat skulls	Hangdog
0.44	1.60	Fortified with 8 Essential Vitamins	happyboy
-0.51	1.78	Does this smell bad?	happyboy
-0.16	1.17	farts of nature	happyboy
-0.93	1.58	Flying Monkey Master	Harry Lephtnut
-0.20	1.24	helter skeletor	herpules
-0.52	1.55	Earl, you know it's true	herpules
-0.03	1.82	openRMCS #2068	herpules
0.03	1.78	spam on van damme	herpules
0.74	1.39	bureaucratic gadget grip, and other black lung references	herpules
0.00	2.09	hungry hungry herpes	herpules
-0.50	2.07	hey, what's this "save" button do...	herpules
-0.24	1.50	have your bukkake and eat it, too	herpules
-0.60	1.93	al and gary, quite contrary	herpules
-0.01	1.24	the stiff that stunk the stinky finger	herpules
0.13	1.02	openRMCS #2780	herpules
0.01	1.45	fun for the whole pharmacy	herpules
-0.05	1.04	deadly game of cat and blender	herpules
0.07	0.96	gives baby jesus gas	herpules
0.70	1.58	republican party in my pants, and everyone's indicted	herpules
0.59	1.20	and you're gonna float there and like it	herpules
0.15	1.54	hitler's final solution to the problem like maria	herpules
0.18	1.56	eat bugs	herpules
-0.05	1.66	extraordinarily popular delusions	herpules
-0.30	1.95	don't lick bjork in anger	herpules
0.05	1.47	where have all your base gone? long time passing...	herpules
0.64	1.32	natural born pillars of the community	herpules
-0.15	1.96	pat faxes flat taxes	herpules
0.52	1.57	openRMCS #2872	herpules
-0.59	1.29	your mask, it is evil. your meat, it is red.	herpules
0.12	1.48	fisting with an iron rule	herpules
-0.16	1.40	flogging further the feline fallen	herpules
-0.40	1.26	mackin' economics	Hipgnosis
0.40	1.01	new, improved zyclon-b. kid tested, mother approved!	Hipgnosis
-0.43	1.20	the silence will destroy you....loudly.	Hipgnosis
-0.38	1.11	Peta Pita Pitter Patter	Hipgnosis
0.01	1.17	getting jiggy with cousin it	Hipgnosis
-0.99	1.78	the sweet taste of insanity	HITTKD
0.69	1.47	don't bury me, i'm not dead	HITTKD
-0.72	1.52	love poems from the devil	HITTKD
-1.18	1.56	Liar, liar, pants on nitroglycerine	Horselover Fat
-0.59	1.60	Birthday caked underwear	Horselover Fat
-0.83	1.77	winning the smelling bee	Horselover Fat
0.30	1.49	true-life travel tip	Horselover Fat
-0.35	1.95	General Tso's choked chicken.	Horselover Fat
-0.48	1.33	the comic that's no better than the pixels it's printed on	Horselover Fat
-0.21	1.33	pest strip tease	Horselover Fat
-0.02	1.20	The silence of the lamb chops	Horselover Fat
-0.59	1.62	Blue Moon Cheese	Horselover Fat
-0.17	1.69	at the bottom of the humor chain	Horselover Fat
-0.92	1.54	New England Puppy Chowder	Horselover Fat
-0.24	1.74	Intensive Care Vacation	Horselover Fat
-0.48	1.80	better off not read	Horselover Fat
-0.24	1.76	Paging Dr. Faust	Horselover Fat
0.39	1.54	You have the right to remain soylent.	Horselover Fat
-0.40	1.81	Head in the class	Horselover Fat
-0.72	1.56	Saving Private Parts and Major Woody	Horselover Fat
-0.23	1.57	Strange Gel in a Strange Hand.	Horselover Fat
-0.95	1.50	Watch the atomic birdie	Horselover Fat
-0.85	1.79	special prosecutor's favorite comic	Horselover Fat
-0.46	1.33	Welcome to the Mattress, Neo	Horselover Fat
-0.33	1.63	Supa Milkman sushi happy happy 100%	Horselover Fat
-1.06	1.71	Trojan Horse Condoms	Horselover Fat
-0.42	1.81	A friend is a terrible thing to waste	Horselover Fat
1.30	1.66	phlegm for everybody	Horselover Fat
-0.82	1.37	Calling AAA collect.	Horselover Fat
-0.50	1.60	nux vomica vobiscum	Horselover Fat
-0.79	2.14	popcorn quiz, hotshot	Horselover Fat
-0.79	1.29	Capybaras make excellent pudding.	Horselover Fat
-0.41	1.24	Inna gotta la vita loca	Horselover Fat
-1.07	2.15	let's keep those hands above the table	Horselover Fat
-0.09	1.60	Catwoman a la mode	Horselover Fat
-0.44	1.48	Flag off!	Horselover Fat
-0.94	1.76	cf. sec. 4(a)(iii) para. 2	Horselover Fat
-0.56	1.74	Martha Stewart makes a dandy gimp	Horselover Fat
-0.98	1.97	It's a mystery wrapped in bodybag	Horselover Fat
-0.56	1.44	nose hairs in your soufflee	Horselover Fat
0.11	1.70	KITTENS!! ON FIRE!!	Horselover Fat
-0.36	1.69	Boot to the head of the class	Horselover Fat
-0.13	1.41	Take me out at the ballgame.	Horselover Fat
-0.53	1.39	Holy roman candle	Horselover Fat
-1.15	1.58	Pyros for pornos	Horselover Fat
-0.35	1.58	Have a nice nightmare.	Horselover Fat
-0.45	1.78	silverfish dinner	Horselover Fat
-1.28	1.83	2 kibbles and bits	Horselover Fat
-0.31	1.66	Thunder Hos	Horselover Fat
-0.20	1.79	the resurrected building of wisened subservience	House of Eeyore
0.54	1.33	jihad a baby it's a boy	House of Eeyore
0.01	1.05	letting the pox guarding the zenhouse	House of Eeyore
0.18	1.02	for he's a folly good jello	House of Eeyore
-0.19	1.15	darryl licked the derelicts	House of Eeyore
0.37	1.58	Rene Descartes Blanc	House of Eeyore
0.12	1.05	a truckful of puckish trinitarians	House of Eeyore
0.15	1.33	eeyorian cancer	House of Eeyore
0.33	1.09	short stack of sorrowcakes	House of Eeyore
0.02	1.31	harbinger of heartburn halitosis	House of Eeyore
0.03	1.18	voodoo practitioners make for good pin doctors	House of Eeyore
0.12	1.41	starting the squealing process	House of Eeyore
0.83	1.00	skewered view of the fountainbleu	House of Eeyore
0.40	1.00	dairy full of rewrites	House of Eeyore
0.10	1.27	vodka mockingbird	House of Eeyore
-0.35	0.87	baked estrogen pillows layered over al dente discourse	House of Eeyore
0.11	1.28	just say gnaw (The Neptunes remix f/50 Cent)	House of Eeyore
0.15	1.54	a drybed of tie-dyed salmon deadheads	House of Eeyore
-0.15	1.31	gravity's gaseous glowworms	House of Eeyore
0.19	1.05	saturated spiders of scandinavia	House of Eeyore
0.10	1.47	hermeneutic hyperbolic hampster hands	House of Eeyore
-0.08	1.30	verifying the villainous vanillas	House of Eeyore
0.18	1.18	catastrophic damage to the dainty cabbages	House of Eeyore
0.02	1.59	Orangina Proudly Presents My Ass	House of Eeyore
0.28	1.36	what would jesus do for a klondike bar?	House of Eeyore
0.79	1.33	q*bert questions the quarry	House of Eeyore
-0.17	2.20	Lemon Pledge drive	House of Eeyore
0.06	1.52	smoting by rote	House of Eeyore
0.11	1.06	flummoxed flan lummox	House of Eeyore
0.60	1.36	halo round the hectacre	House of Eeyore
0.08	1.34	chowder's louder crowds	House of Eeyore
0.17	1.29	cheers to spears	House of Eeyore
-0.05	1.09	Indigent Indigenes	Hysterical Woman
-0.02	1.02	From Old to "Classic"	Hysterical Woman
-0.05	1.43	Quicker then a Ray Charles of Light (OPEN 39576)	Hysterical Woman
-0.06	1.66	Hands Across the Water for Chocolate (insprired by Open)	Hysterical Woman
0.04	1.23	Making a Colin Mochrie of the Whole Thing	Hysterical Woman
-0.04	1.17	Warships of Saints (2)	Hysterical Woman
-0.21	1.76	John Ritter: Come and Knock on Death's Door (oops)	Hysterical Woman
0.45	1.29	Follow Your Hartford (2)	Hysterical Woman
-0.17	0.98	Warships of Saints	Hysterical Woman
-0.01	1.40	Gary Coleman for President (Open #41434)	Hysterical Woman
-0.36	0.94	Carmen Electra Complex: Version 2	Hysterical Woman
-0.17	0.97	That Sin King feeling	Interesting Steve
0.27	1.08	Here's looking at Euclid (Post crash repost)	Interesting Steve
-0.34	1.40	Significant udder	Interesting Steve
-0.50	1.02	The skills to buy the pills	Interesting Steve
-0.06	1.22	accidental Nero	Interesting Steve
-0.01	0.91	Roadkill stew for a redneck crew (version 2)	Interesting Steve
0.30	1.28	A piss and a promise	Interesting Steve
0.12	1.08	Bone Idol	Interesting Steve
-0.08	1.48	Gardeners question thyme	Interesting Steve
-0.11	1.29	Mortal Wombat	Interesting Steve
-0.12	1.38	The hills are alive with the sound of prozac	Interesting Steve
-0.28	1.16	Romulus and Remix	Interesting Steve
-0.20	1.12	Fellatio sucks, anthropophagy chews	Interesting Steve
0.16	0.91	drown on the farm	Interesting Steve
-0.51	1.02	Deck of shards	Interesting Steve
-0.43	1.49	The great escalope	Interesting Steve
-0.61	1.47	This was 10 worthy until I started writing it.	Interesting Steve
0.14	0.92	show me the way to grow gnomes	Interesting Steve
0.40	1.50	Don't put all your legs in one casket	Interesting Steve
-0.24	1.21	Mile wide club - Grab a fatty	Interesting Steve
0.23	1.15	the ozone flayer	Interesting Steve
0.72	1.12	Nelson Mandola	Interesting Steve
0.55	1.62	Drop dead, gorgeous	Interesting Steve
0.08	0.98	Terminal ear wax	Interesting Steve
0.18	0.88	Perverting the Corpse of Justice again	Interesting Steve
-0.27	1.00	Concubine harvester	Interesting Steve
-0.08	1.08	Freudian drip	Interesting Steve
-0.07	1.31	Enter the Dragoon	Interesting Steve
-0.23	1.14	The 64,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lire question	Interesting Steve
0.57	1.19	yeast inflection	Interesting Steve
-0.06	0.89	curiosity killed the catheter	Interesting Steve
-0.34	1.28	Bringing a part to a harpy	Interesting Steve
-0.35	1.34	Atrophy cabinet	Interesting Steve
0.07	1.09	Spelling Eros	Interesting Steve
-0.22	1.38	the human G gnome	Interesting Steve
-0.28	1.39	Shallow gravy	Interesting Steve
-0.09	1.58	Nail clippings in an empty wine glass	Interesting Steve
-0.41	1.13	Campaign to legalise Gomorrahy	Interesting Steve
0.16	1.42	Ears on my pillow	Interesting Steve
0.21	1.10	Vlad the Impala	Interesting Steve
-0.13	1.21	Occam's Erasure	Interesting Steve
-0.10	1.37	Paint your Wogan	Interesting Steve
0.58	1.37	Monkey for old rope	Interesting Steve
0.03	0.99	Rip-tide for your mother-in-law (Tweaked)	Interesting Steve
0.45	1.29	Manga from Heaven	Interesting Steve
0.02	1.10	The sty's the limit	Interesting Steve
0.15	1.14	Papa's got a brand new colostomy bag	Interesting Steve
0.06	1.09	Cervix with a smile	Interesting Steve
0.27	1.29	rest in piss	Interesting Steve
0.52	1.49	I can't get no putrifaction	Interesting Steve
0.74	1.45	Abscess makes the heart grow fungus	Interesting Steve
-0.24	1.27	Pole Voltaire	Interesting Steve
0.09	0.93	It's a fair coprolite	Interesting Steve
0.61	1.31	no guts, no gory	Interesting Steve
0.03	1.23	Orville and Dean	Interesting Steve
-0.40	1.30	Woodstain trifle	Interesting Steve
0.00	1.10	BASIC instinct (post crash repost)	Interesting Steve
-0.28	1.06	Face down in the bidet	Interesting Steve
-0.02	0.97	loose canons	Interesting Steve
0.27	1.30	Miami Vince	Interesting Steve
0.31	1.02	The flask of Zorro!	Interesting Steve
-0.20	1.10	his and hearse	Interesting Steve
-0.09	1.01	voting floaters	Interesting Steve
0.69	1.25	get your goat, you've pulled	Interesting Steve
0.05	1.49	Fear of the dork (My other audition, belated repost)	Interesting Steve
0.47	1.11	My open audition 34... now lost forever (Originally posted by BP)	Interesting Steve
0.13	1.08	Cutting some slacks (Post crash re-write)	Interesting Steve
-0.47	1.66	Falling from Grace Jones	Interesting Steve
0.14	1.20	98% substance free (post crash repost)	Interesting Steve
0.40	1.14	Colonic immigration	Interesting Steve
-0.59	1.15	The way to a man's fart is through his stomach	Interesting Steve
0.02	1.36	Sleeping with the anemone	Interesting Steve
-0.10	1.12	Warhammer dulcimer	Interesting Steve
-0.69	1.84	Warren's buffet	Interesting Steve
-0.13	1.47	With fond memories of the 'Beano' joke page	Interesting Steve
-0.04	0.93	Tales of the expected (I'm so sorry)	Interesting Steve
0.14	1.61	Winning the bat and electing to toss	Interesting Steve
-0.28	1.12	Today is the feast day of Christina the Astonishing	Interesting Steve
0.04	1.27	Because the night was made for loofahs	Interesting Steve
-0.05	1.31	In the land of the blind, nobody is scared of spiders	Interesting Steve
0.35	1.25	Incontinental Drift	Interesting Steve
0.05	0.86	Splice up your love wipe	Interesting Steve
-0.08	1.01	The rash is always greener on the other side	Interesting Steve
-0.27	1.15	Veni V.D. Vici	Interesting Steve
0.05	0.97	rock around the glock	Interesting Steve
-0.33	0.87	Changing horses in the middle of the shoot	Interesting Steve
0.25	1.18	Animal of the Carnivals	Interesting Steve
0.06	1.33	braindrops keep falling on my head	Interesting Steve
0.18	1.20	Why do turds suddenly appear?	Interesting Steve
-0.29	1.09	Getting in to bad Hobbits	Interesting Steve
0.52	1.06	Last of the red hot pokers (Slight re-write)	Interesting Steve
0.11	0.94	Stone Cold Jane Austen	Interesting Steve
0.77	1.50	The mad Hatter's E-party	Interesting Steve
0.25	1.27	Music for the wilted generation	Interesting Steve
0.09	1.23	And figs might ply!	Interesting Steve
0.05	1.17	Ah! Bidets are here again	Interesting Steve
0.02	1.00	Piddling while Rome burps	Interesting Steve
0.06	1.00	A Fistfull of Molars	Interesting Steve
-0.01	1.25	Location, dislocation, location	Interesting Steve
-0.38	1.07	Let's get ready to crumble	Interesting Steve
-0.10	0.99	Pubic execution	Interesting Steve
-0.09	1.49	When the Pre-Raphaelites come on again, all over the world	Interesting Steve
-0.34	1.88	Emergency exit wounds (My Dad told me this joke)	Interesting Steve
-0.25	1.00	looks like reindeer	Interesting Steve
-0.03	1.59	Hey diddle diddle the Carter and the Fidel	Interesting Steve
0.09	1.39	Colon cancer: dying from the bum upwards	Interesting Steve
0.08	1.21	now I'm a bereaver	Interesting Steve
-0.09	1.32	(Percy Bysshe Shelley) Apologies to all	Interesting Steve
-0.07	1.04	cheap day return of the king	Interesting Steve
0.19	1.22	Bus despot (The American way)	Interesting Steve
-0.01	1.20	Pubic enemy number one	Interesting Steve
-0.15	1.20	Rembrandts keep falling on my head	Interesting Steve
-0.38	1.21	Crazy for ewe (my take on 7248, with permission)	Interesting Steve
0.16	1.18	Everyone's a weiner, baby	Interesting Steve
0.09	1.06	I want to believe it's not butter (Spellchecked)	Interesting Steve
0.22	1.26	The impotence of being Ernest	Interesting Steve
0.47	1.26	madrigal stones	Interesting Steve
-0.18	1.45	Spleen infested fungus	Interesting Steve
0.26	0.91	Sinks leaving a shipping rat	Interesting Steve
0.00	0.80	strap on dodo	Interesting Steve
-0.38	1.25	Nuzzling the nubile nape of notoriety	Interesting Steve
-0.44	1.45	Rumble in the fungal	Interesting Steve
-0.08	0.91	a new and flatulent God arises	Interesting Steve
-0.24	1.44	Courtesans - going down in history	Interesting Steve
-0.36	0.71	never... was so much owed by so many to tofu (spellchecked)	Interesting Steve
-0.22	1.10	Khartoum Network	Interesting Steve
-0.11	0.83	Dr Livingstone, I exhume?	Interesting Steve
-0.02	1.12	Pissing on your typo-free compost heap	Interesting Steve
0.01	1.10	The Outer Limpits	Interesting Steve
-0.19	0.90	The best of Vaughan Williams - a no-cd collection	Interesting Steve
0.08	1.30	Let's call the whole thing offal	Interesting Steve
-0.43	1.06	Samsung and Delilah	Interesting Steve
0.11	0.88	Low fat communion wafers: I can't believe it's not Jesus	Interesting Steve
0.20	1.16	Left handed braille pornography	Interesting Steve
0.01	0.96	access all arias	Interesting Steve
0.46	1.33	Steady on Mr Beethoven, that's your fifth	Interesting Steve
0.25	0.95	The Albino Country Dance Band	Interesting Steve
0.01	1.55	Peehole surgery	Interesting Steve
0.34	1.06	Giving up the Ghost for lent (repost)	Interesting Steve
-0.21	1.18	Spot the diffidence	Interesting Steve
-0.45	1.06	the morgue the merrier	Interesting Steve
0.06	1.46	gristle while you work	Interesting Steve
-0.20	1.17	Why bother when the pub is open?	Interesting Steve
0.48	1.37	Acid Tabla	Interesting Steve
-0.26	1.10	whatever bloats your float	Interesting Steve
-0.46	1.09	taralasamartyr	Interesting Steve
-0.67	1.46	Urban leg ends	Interesting Steve
0.27	1.14	Crępe Diem	Interesting Steve
0.41	1.08	Hangnail and eye	Interesting Steve
-0.12	1.27	The Garden of Edam	Interesting Steve
-0.49	1.11	Well hung, overdrawn and quarter-poundered	Interesting Steve
0.06	1.12	Theological viagra: preventing omnimpotence	Interesting Steve
0.28	1.18	Life's bitch pageant	Interesting Steve
0.08	1.01	Intestine, intestine, one two three	Interesting Steve
-0.10	1.09	Apartheidi	Interesting Steve
0.08	1.23	Do rich men get piles of gold?	Interesting Steve
-0.43	1.10	Manatee Fair	Interesting Steve
0.55	1.01	big truffle in little China	Interesting Steve
-0.15	1.08	Like a vandal in the wind	Interesting Steve
0.14	1.26	The Rhino in your Lino	Interesting Steve
-0.52	1.36	The slalom witch time trials	Interesting Steve
-0.12	1.00	Suspicious rinds (With a nod to Carter)	Interesting Steve
-0.23	1.26	Grit in the vaseline - Arizona's curse	Interesting Steve
0.31	1.07	Hammer house of commerce	Interesting Steve
0.25	1.14	Mississippi gurning	Interesting Steve
-0.43	1.10	A lass; poor Yorick!	Interesting Steve
0.69	1.48	Clash of the Titians	Interesting Steve
-0.13	1.21	Free little pigs	Interesting Steve
-0.15	0.86	One Norse town	Interesting Steve
-0.16	1.05	The morris in your sound system	Interesting Steve
0.16	1.22	Ass mark nine	Interesting Steve
-0.22	0.99	Cur in the community	Interesting Steve
-0.42	1.29	women are from Venus, men are from bars	Interesting Steve
0.31	1.08	Mary had a little Llama	Interesting Steve
0.10	1.10	service with a simile	Interesting Steve
0.05	1.23	Famous last nerds (tweaked)	Interesting Steve
-0.25	0.95	It's a wonderful half-life	Interesting Steve
0.54	0.83	The Brucie bonus!	Interesting Steve
-0.21	0.80	Trouser Sheikh	Interesting Steve
0.34	1.22	hernia rose I bring you	Interesting Steve
0.04	1.02	toxic sock syndrome	Ipso Facto
0.47	1.13	Turpentine in the Altar Wine	Ipso Facto
0.38	1.40	The Sword and the Spinal Cord	Ipso Facto
0.00	1.28	The mosquitoes in your speedo	Ipso Facto
0.21	1.10	Wouldn't you like to be a heifer, part two?	Ipso Facto
0.53	1.07	The side effect you least expect	Ipso Facto
-0.01	0.68	getting on better with your associate red meat contemporaries	Ipso Facto
-0.19	1.45	unspeakable evil at the local boll weevil	Ipso Facto
0.19	1.69	Like a Baboon with a Harpoon	Ipso Facto
0.60	1.40	The eyeball floating in your highball	Ipso Facto
0.95	1.77	lawn darts in your sensitive parts	Ipso Facto
-0.07	1.75	An Issue With Your Inner Tissue (Attr: btg #4662)	Ipso Facto
0.14	1.28	I said it once before but it bears re-posting now.	Ipso Facto
-0.07	1.51	Have Nun, Will Raffle	Ipso Facto
-0.04	1.10	Putting the hair in "harrowing"	Irving
0.27	1.25	Give That Pope a Mullet, 1	Jamie
-0.58	1.45	the codeine daiquiri of comics	Jamie
-0.17	1.49	A Dutiful Grind	Jamie
-0.17	1.14	a man, a plan, a canneloni (revised)	Jamie
0.18	1.01	Salivation Army	Jamie
-0.15	1.31	In Excelsis Dayglo 2	Jamie
-0.15	1.46	the swellegant universe	Jamie
-0.31	1.21	filligree for your fricasee	Jamie
-0.24	1.25	Chang & Eng & Edith & Archie	Jamie
0.71	1.60	100 percent of the vote	Jamie
0.05	1.01	Ass Hat Linux	Jamie
-0.09	1.02	Fear of a Chartreuse Planet	Jamie
0.38	1.41	mens sala in corpore salo	Jamie
0.08	1.58	get your dander up for the loving cup	Jamie
-0.13	1.40	three no brain (revised per comments)	Jamie
-0.09	1.71	...makes my nipples hard	Jeff R
-0.17	1.31	Hand me down genes	Jeff R
-0.22	1.40	Say that we're sweethearts again!	JillSwift
0.40	1.41	subcutaneous humor gets under my skin	JillSwift
-0.62	1.79	post ilness reconstructionalism	JillSwift
-1.52	1.95	My Mongolia	jkc
-0.06	1.33	McTurtle soup, fast food made from slow creatures	Jmillius
0.03	1.06	Manacled to a cannibal who makes typos	Jmillius
0.18	1.04	this comic will disavow any knowledge of humor	Jmillius
0.12	1.33	If you toss the dwarf, don't tell the elf	Jmillius
-0.15	0.97	Do fireflies pay lightbills?	Jmillius
0.40	1.13	The slimy trail of snail mail	Jmillius
0.08	1.01	the lissome dance of the rotten plum fairies	Jmillius
0.58	1.57	pentagons, hexagons, and epigone	Jmillius
0.08	0.84	Spatial tears in the comic-time theory	Jmillius
-0.12	1.30	fan-fiction for my fictional fans	Jmillius
0.53	1.13	Down-lined flak jackets	Jmillius
0.48	1.18	insane squirrels with gaping chest wounds	Jmillius
-0.01	1.18	Remix: Voodoo Chilli	Jmillius
0.00	1.05	the treehugging hottie was lemuriffic	Jmillius
-0.13	1.09	Saints vs Lions, this Sunday in Rome	Jmillius
-0.06	1.34	Mellifluous ideas pouring into my head	Jmillius
-0.30	1.45	The treehugging lemur was a hottie	Jmillius
0.11	1.32	Potassium Possum Hydroxide	Jmillius
0.53	1.37	Puppies: free to good home, make excellent moving targets	Jmillius
0.21	1.26	Translucent donkeys are glassy asses	Jmillius
0.26	0.87	Pulitzer my finger	Jmillius
0.27	1.26	The sanguineous fluid flowing through the veins of humor	Jmillius
0.73	1.49	Swinging from a hanging bandolier	Jmillius
0.24	1.25	this little lighted mime	JoeNotCharles
-0.07	1.31	Rum raisin bran	JoeNotCharles
-0.46	1.53	detained but not restrained	JoeNotCharles
-0.12	1.46	the kitty lived, but is now a Manx (true story)	JoeNotCharles
-0.22	1.21	a large order of macho balls	JoeNotCharles
-0.12	1.66	Hip hop chop shop	JoeNotCharles
0.07	1.56	several strange sorts of suction	JoeNotCharles
0.02	1.29	wet dreams may come	JoeNotCharles
0.15	1.62	the bloody battle for butter	JoeNotCharles
-0.12	1.18	partying on the yard-arm	JoeNotCharles
-0.44	1.25	George W. Bush: Never send a pretzel to do a man's job.	JohntheAuthor
-0.36	1.74	The only reason I exercise is to hear heavy breathing again	JohntheAuthor
0.22	1.41	Seduced by the dork side of the farce	JohntheAuthor
-0.80	1.77	pickled herring and whitefish	julius
-0.37	1.60	sunday sunday monsterrrr trucks	julius
0.15	1.42	what dreams may come	julius
0.17	0.87	revoltron (open #111027)	KillingAllTheFlies
0.32	1.25	femoral imperative (open #111031)	KillingAllTheFlies
-0.51	1.05	some kind of muenster (take 2)	KillingAllTheFlies
-0.76	0.83	astronautical miles davis (open #111067)	KillingAllTheFlies
-0.83	1.36	cuidado! llamas!	KillingAllTheFlies
0.39	1.08	love to hear the goblin goin' tweet tweet tweet	Kodiak
-0.60	1.50	Akitchen Cabinet	Kodiak
-0.39	1.12	-1 for unoriginal tagline	Kodiak
-0.35	1.49	crispy cholera slammers	kohne
0.00	1.16	cincinnati alfredo	kohne
0.40	0.95	hoose booze	kohne
0.34	1.13	sweet pluot gravy (#66890)	kohne
0.03	1.39	discount orphan jubilee	kohne
0.00	1.59	stars and bars	libertine
-0.50	1.43	the information supercollider	libertine
-0.98	1.83	cognitive dissonance	libertine
-0.74	1.22	you've got a lot to learn about rock 'n roll	libertine
-0.88	1.67	sounds like...	libertine
-0.96	1.73	a fine line between right and wrong	libertine
-0.34	1.52	fry it up in a pan	libertine
-0.49	1.57	there's always room for Jell-O	libertine
-0.70	1.85	true to itself	lilith
-0.94	2.00	llllemon	lilith
-0.92	1.37	nudge nudge wink wink	lilith
-0.60	1.63	a christmas meatroll	lilith
-0.51	1.60	lurking in the wires	lilith
0.04	1.03	go go gadget savant	lordstatik
-0.25	0.70	kabob marley and the impalers	lordstatik
0.15	1.41	this is dingbat country	lordstatik
0.05	1.34	arsenic and old spice	lordstatik
0.26	0.83	detroit smock city	lordstatik
-0.24	1.29	Hooked on Phoenix	lordstatik
0.04	1.08	candied adam's apple	lordstatik
0.22	1.03	lather, mince, and red meat	lordstatik
0.01	0.86	the spirits promised I would win the nomination!	lordstatik
0.46	1.00	disaster relief for ant farmers	lordstatik
-0.12	1.15	the mortar the merrier	lordstatik
-0.18	1.31	batter up, and don't waffle	lordstatik
0.26	1.32	"look maw, no hands!"	lordstatik
0.14	1.24	spoon fever	lordstatik
-0.17	1.21	last stop on the funk train	lordstatik
0.02	1.31	artificial indoctrination	lordstatik
-0.23	1.04	two if tai-chi	lordstatik
0.36	1.09	follow the buffalo wings (open 44927)	lordstatik
-0.10	1.03	the mechanical bull market	lordstatik
0.10	0.98	recreational surgery	lordstatik
0.80	0.94	bald faced eagle	lordstatik
0.39	0.99	the piranhas under your mistletoe	lordstatik
-0.20	1.11	the only prescription is more cow balls	lordstatik
0.55	1.27	canned food drive for the recently canned.	lordstatik
0.02	0.88	(tub)girl power!	lordstatik
0.29	0.74	back to the stupor	lordstatik
-0.14	1.30	testing the dog waters	lordstatik
0.18	1.31	illegal moving spleen	lordstatik
0.59	1.10	coupons in the collection plate	lordstatik
-0.10	1.36	this comic gets butchered in the dark	lordstatik
-0.14	1.19	teflon coated cornflakes	lordstatik
0.02	0.89	someone put dinner in my lunchbox	lordstatik
-0.01	0.97	the tangy blast of mustard gas	lordstatik
0.01	0.91	punch line sold separately	lordstatik
0.16	1.02	distilled meat juice	lordstatik
0.06	0.97	over the river and through the swill	lordstatik
0.00	0.71	kid tested, usda approved	lordstatik
0.24	1.08	loaded dice: the gift that keeps on grifting	lordstatik
0.29	1.52	evidence of cola found on mars	lordstatik
0.13	0.94	helping hands caressing your backside	lordstatik
-0.04	1.25	driving miss buttersworth	lordstatik
-0.01	1.01	fecal alcohol syndrome	lordstatik
0.15	0.73	fresh brains at the zombie bakesale	lordstatik
-0.11	1.00	meat harvest festival	lordstatik
-0.24	1.27	filibuster for kids: james and the giant speech	lordstatik
0.60	1.23	mesh ball mess hall (open 44926)	lordstatik
0.50	1.33	putting the racecar out to stud	lordstatik
-0.25	0.84	paging doctor mammogram	lordstatik
-0.13	1.32	cooking two birds with one stove	lordstatik
-0.12	1.29	crying into your beer goggles (reducks)	Luchog
0.00	0.92	praying hands on your pots and pans (Scraping the Open #41867)	Luchog
-0.11	1.35	crying into your beer goggles	Luchog
0.16	1.17	a match made in heck	Luchog
-0.08	0.78	naked mole rats of the apocalypse (inspired by ggc)	Luchog
-0.11	1.12	The Pillsbury Kama Sutra	Magus
0.13	0.80	Bury me deep, I'm cold and clammy	Magus
0.28	0.90	Health Care Disorderly	Magus
-0.25	0.99	Beat the Meetles	Magus
0.28	1.48	Teletubbyevangelists	Magus
0.12	1.43	The Red Meat Party	Magus
0.23	1.37	I am Iron Supplement Man	Magus
0.31	1.10	Jorge Luis of Borg (new and improved)	Magus
-0.21	0.88	Flower Petals for Power Metal	Magus
0.17	1.64	Inspired by Ghastly	Magus
-0.02	1.09	Nostrilferatu	Magus
0.19	0.86	Nuclear Missals (Fixing an ancient mistake)	Magus
-0.58	1.16	The Varnished Sages of Win	Magus
0.07	1.34	A Clockwork Orangutan	Magus
0.17	1.02	Black Sabbatical	Magus
0.24	1.29	The Domin-Matrix	Magus
-0.04	0.99	Aggravated Flattery	Magus
-0.03	1.75	Quivering on the End of the Fork	MalaVelho
-0.18	1.30	don't be a soren loser	MalaVelho
-0.62	1.64	Engagement Wring	markdiscordia
0.16	1.12	454 Grams of Flesh	markdiscordia
0.34	1.82	Rockettes to Russia	markdiscordia
0.84	1.32	Open repost 1: Even Jesus Hates Creed	markdiscordia
-0.06	1.61	Old-Growth Redneck	markdiscordia
-0.08	1.57	The First Rule of Mime Club	markdiscordia
0.41	1.29	The Sound of One Hand Fapping	markdiscordia
0.29	1.40	Bread and circuses	markdiscordia
0.21	1.27	The Awful Waffle Towards God	markdiscordia
-0.07	1.77	Colorless Green Ideas Bat Cleanup	markdiscordia
0.04	1.13	Logical Phallus	markdiscordia
0.73	1.54	This Is The Optimus Primeval	markdiscordia
0.20	1.22	Open Repost 2: Erskine Bowling for Dollars	markdiscordia
-0.05	1.14	Glassy McJaggedshard's Candy Factory	markdiscordia
0.05	1.20	The Gay Logician Was An Expert In Analogy	markdiscordia
0.05	1.28	Perpetual Lotion Machine	markdiscordia
-0.44	0.81	Footnotes to Dana Plato	markdiscordia
0.00	1.29	It's not a tumor!	markdiscordia
0.15	1.40	Cute as a Panic Button	markdiscordia
-0.32	1.07	Use 007 Cologne and You, Too, Can Get Pussy Galore (Open 44943)	marmelmm
-0.56	1.58	the vague fugue	Mingelover
-0.32	1.27	meat the parents	Mingelover
-0.11	1.01	greatest thing since briced slead	Mingelover
-0.11	1.65	licensed to ill	Mingelover
0.19	1.33	terminal titillation	Mingelover
-0.07	1.50	some loathsome load	Mingelover
-0.40	1.48	freelanced pants	Mingelover
-0.14	1.09	defunct debauchery	Mingelover
0.11	1.08	know your enema	Mingelover
-0.45	1.40	carnal carnival (2)	Mingelover
0.96	1.10	frogs in my clogs	Mingelover
0.08	1.28	drinking cider, hidden flagon	Mingelover
-0.08	1.15	paper machete	Mingelover
-0.13	1.16	i immune gen, an a loose ya	Mingelover
0.30	1.13	christmas evil	Mingelover
-0.10	0.77	tar ar do mhathair	Mingelover
-0.17	1.09	humour’s smear test	Mingelover
0.08	1.20	jokes that inbreed	Mingelover
0.47	0.88	remains of the gay (dashed by popular demand)	Mingelover
-0.55	0.97	abusing my religion (open ????)	Mingelover
-0.42	1.26	irrelevant irreverence	Mingelover
-0.26	1.56	shouting obscenities at deaf people	Mingelover
0.01	1.50	silly strands of semen	Mingelover
0.29	1.01	crazed and defused (rewrite)	Mingelover
-0.10	1.24	stained and delivered	Mingelover
0.26	1.15	clitoral damage	Mingelover
0.00	0.85	a caper on paper	Mingelover
-0.07	1.27	karmageddon	Mingelover
0.54	1.04	pre-emptive dyke (well from what I can remember)	Mingelover
0.98	1.41	venomous verbal vomit	Mingelover
0.23	1.48	as fresh as the day it was aborted	Mingelover
0.06	1.31	desultory defecations	Mingelover
0.26	1.64	scorbutical shenanigans	Mingelover
-0.30	1.39	digests reader	Mingelover
-0.35	1.37	veja du	Mingelover
-0.07	1.04	act-fancer cybernetic hyper weapon	Mingelover
0.21	1.20	writing a wrong	Mingelover
0.31	1.26	fondling foundlings	Mingelover
-0.33	1.28	Sippin' on Gin and Juice Soup	Minja
-0.03	1.48	101 Claymations, Take 2	Minja
0.20	1.28	Gremlin Fever! Catch It!	Minja
-0.38	1.43	hotdog relish fetish	moby
0.09	1.12	eat your meals with your toes	moby
0.19	1.27	Plump dumplings of moist bedevilment	m_cammarano
-0.45	1.47	Sarcophagus full of esophagus sausages	m_cammarano
0.64	1.21	Fighting the prophylaxis powers	m_cammarano
0.02	1.63	Garbage barge off Humor's coast (rewrite)	m_cammarano
0.07	1.14	Geek grrls make fun of my floppy disk	m_cammarano
0.21	1.69	The jellied gristle in your giggle porridge	m_cammarano
-0.94	1.69	Out of charm's way	m_cammarano
0.61	1.75	Soothing salve for sore funnybones	m_cammarano
0.55	1.55	Capybara chimichanga	m_cammarano
-0.38	1.41	fondling puppies behind the shed (Open 2692, by Rakfink)	m_cammarano
-0.63	1.71	thinking man's bidet	m_cammarano
-1.06	1.87	Maximum schnitzel overdrive	m_cammarano
-0.26	1.29	Ignore the tiny crop circles in your cilia	m_cammarano
-0.94	1.51	Learn In Hell	Nat
-0.01	1.68	Unclean	Nat
-0.72	1.88	Justice is sweet, but Toblerone tastes better	Nat
1.59	1.79	The Fall	Nat
0.43	1.72	Smoking Swedes	Nat
-0.15	1.45	Neighbourhood Swatch	Nat
-0.01	1.81	The Piltdown Mon	Nat
-0.47	2.08	Cash Cows for Jesus	Nat
0.94	1.89	Buzz and Beak	Nat
-0.77	1.68	100% real fruit	Neo
-0.21	1.92	real buttery taste in every bite.	Neo
0.25	1.17	custard filled pinata	Nightengail
0.32	0.93	welcome to the karaoke machine	Nightengail
0.17	1.19	faust come, faust served	Nightengail
0.21	1.06	rent-a-carlsberg	Nightengail
0.29	1.25	Flurries of Flatulence	Nightengail
0.27	0.87	The Quiet Stormtrooper	Nightengail
0.03	1.09	must be this tall to writhe	Nightengail
-0.12	1.10	Spellcheck (spellchecked)	Nildo Crapo
-0.14	1.31	Are you ready for some foosball	Nildo Crapo
0.15	1.23	Singing Sopranos in the Vienna Boys Choir (without the gannet)	Nildo Crapo
0.15	1.19	Blackjack night at the S & M parlor	Nildo Crapo
-0.85	1.26	Zing! Zing! Went the Strings of My Bladder!	norbizness
-0.32	1.02	Coffee Is For Closers	norbizness
0.35	1.11	two-story oedipal complex for rent	Nuke-Marine
1.04	1.42	Beating a patch of grass where there used to be a dead horse.	Nuke-Marine
-0.37	1.09	european on my leg (my open 41651)	Nuke-Marine
-0.11	1.21	one-armed ass bandit	Nuke-Marine
-0.33	1.16	slippery when wet dreams	Nuke-Marine
0.46	1.08	Red Meat for Dummies	Nuke-Marine
0.32	1.10	An oldie but goody two-shoe.	Nuke-Marine
0.35	1.12	I like my red meat clean (rated pg for penile grating)	Nuke-Marine
-0.08	1.17	hung like a jewish carpenter (without the body piercings)	Nuke-Marine
0.59	1.69	the tink tink of metal plates in first place	Nuke-Marine
-0.33	0.90	A Pimple on the Ass of Humanity	Nuke-Marine
0.25	1.38	buttery nipple piercings	Nuke-Marine
0.32	1.47	Moonshine Seranade	Nuke-Marine
0.04	1.27	sistema de la construcción de la carne roja	Nuke-Marine
0.03	1.08	when parting the red sea put a towel on the bed	Nuke-Marine
-0.22	0.98	one year of toenail clippings	Nuke-Marine
0.42	1.16	Bon Aniversaire au Vous! (my open #42191)	Nuke-Marine
-0.28	0.79	No animals were sexually molested in the making of this movie	Nuke-Marine
-0.35	1.23	diet pills for starving children	Nuke-Marine
0.20	1.46	puts the feel ya' in pedophilia	Nuke-Marine
-0.07	1.23	there comes a time in everyman's life when he must die	Nuke-Marine
-0.12	0.98	British hookers charge by the pound	Nuke-Marine
0.30	1.11	ACME Nooses: Good to the last drop	Nuke-Marine
-0.17	1.00	Painting by Numbers with Rodents (my open #40983)	Nuke-Marine
-0.20	1.08	In the dark, it ain't about black or white. It's about who washed.	Nuke-Marine
-0.27	1.12	Same strip, different Doris Day	Nuke-Marine
-0.01	1.11	donkey punch'n judy (the multi-cultural tag)	Nuke-Marine
-0.80	0.54	bungie jumping from the umbilical cord	Nuke-Marine
-0.01	1.52	less chance than a hamster in a bathhouse	Nuke-Marine
0.27	1.39	offended plucked eyeball collection	Nuke-Marine
0.10	0.94	Man on the Rum	Nuke-Marine
0.08	1.55	Super Dave Saves the World Yet Again (my open #42377)	Nuke-Marine
-0.22	1.34	where no man has gone before (no, not Janet Reno)	Nuke-Marine
-0.20	1.15	nibbled to death by cats (thanx 2 Russetfox)	Nuke-Marine
-0.30	1.50	Adam Condoms: Ribbed for her creation	Nuke-Marine
-0.68	1.11	sniffing the stinky finger	Nuke-Marine
0.09	1.06	Feeling the winds of fate (my open #40965)	Nuke-Marine
0.01	1.27	jungle fever blister	Nuke-Marine
0.03	1.64	Family Matters of State (my open #42193)	Nuke-Marine
0.31	1.35	Rythm and Blue's Clues	Nuke-Marine
-0.34	1.23	subtle as a fart in a bathtub	Nuke-Marine
-0.29	0.78	love hurts, especially if you're willing to pay extra	Nuke-Marine
-0.13	0.82	full feline nudity, meow	Nuke-Marine
-0.03	1.11	pass kentucky on the left-hand side	Nuke-Marine
-0.12	1.12	The way to a man's heart is through a gap in the ribcage	Nuke-Marine
0.18	1.26	penthouse magazine's annual scratch and sniff edition	Nuke-Marine
-0.29	1.23	putting the typo in typogrifee	Nuke-Marine
-0.12	1.07	in which he learned not to post drunk	Nuke-Marine
-0.23	1.31	yet another practical application of used foreskin	Nuke-Marine
0.06	1.32	Grazing Upon the Glory (my open #40963)	Nuke-Marine
-0.16	1.18	Hey now, you're a porn star	Nuke-Marine
0.34	0.90	Conan the Librarian (my open #42247)	Nuke-Marine
0.13	1.41	the tangy aftertaste of rectal thermometers	Nuke-Marine
-0.38	1.62	WHACHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR JEWS?	Number44
-0.81	1.92	IT'S LIKE BUTTAH!	Number44
-0.99	1.83	PSYCHOPATH MIDGETS STORM KREMLIN	Number44
-0.46	1.74	DEMON SEED FOR HEALTHY BREEDS	Number44
-0.46	2.39	zima in nine new flavors	Number44
-0.73	2.02	ROCK ME, MOTHER TERESA	Number44
-1.27	2.29	jeremiah johnson sings the blues	Number44
-2.17	1.54	SHOEHORN FOR THE SOUL	Number44
-0.59	1.90	SAMSONITE SUSPECTED IN SMUGGLING RING	Number44
-0.24	1.72	GET DOWN AND DO THE APOCALYPSO	Number44
-1.06	1.66	SLICED BEETLES AND BROKEN NEEDLES	Number44
-1.50	1.78	tight as a twelve year old's bum	Number44
-0.03	1.67	Another sufferer of Whacked Mole Syndrome (revisited)	obc_spike
0.35	1.03	a brain trust of cosmic dust	obc_spike
-0.03	1.34	family fun that's fun for the whole family (open 40971)	obc_spike
-0.05	1.28	lost in spaceba (Open 41191)	obc_spike
0.04	0.86	Where's the Buffalo? Rome?	opus
0.07	1.30	pixellated porcupines of purpose	opus
0.67	1.15	speed bump in the parking lot of your mind	opus
0.06	1.56	placidly awaiting the hangman	opus
0.13	1.17	Livin' La Gadda da Vida Loca	opus
-0.13	0.90	the special sauce is boss	opus
0.01	1.11	Remember the Alimony	opus
-0.40	1.49	mandatory gravy	opus
0.14	0.96	Pear Pimples for Hairy Fishnuts	opus
-0.10	1.08	Knock Knock Jokes for Ding Dongs	opus
0.25	0.83	Shock the Moonpie (riff)	opus
-0.11	1.06	spleen is a thing with feathers	OrganLeroy
0.73	1.10	transsexual pests spayed and neutered	Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.24	0.97	it's audi doody time	Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.27	1.34	qatar hero	Orion Q. Pickletickle
0.34	0.91	fundamentalist suicide plumber	Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.23	0.82	diarrhetic diuretics provide double-barreled action	Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.41	1.10	tijuana donkey show	Orion Q. Pickletickle
0.24	0.77	gonna auk down to penguin avenue	Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.29	1.22	maverick spray that's getting away (remix)	Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.16	1.06	aqueous humours from nacreous tumors	PerlDiver
-0.30	1.64	you don't know where that finger's been	PerlDiver
-0.23	1.04	no spuds to boil	pete
0.09	1.72	My grandma can beat up your grandma(REVISED)	pete
0.17	1.28	a world of pure dimasculation	pete
-0.46	1.42	a street girl named desire'	pete
0.11	1.44	The empire smokes crack	pete
0.16	1.31	the comedic equivalent of an unpleasant burning sensation	Pete B
-0.22	1.01	the comic that just wants your love ... but will settle for fear	Pete B
-0.43	1.34	this comic will self-delete in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...	Pete B
0.22	1.22	sub-standard deviation (take 2)	Pete B
-0.05	1.33	happy dogs playing leapfrog (my take on 3957)	Pete B
-0.99	2.14	get your nasty comments ready; it's a goddamn meta	Pete B
0.37	1.22	the horse flop on your laptop	Pete B
0.05	1.24	I know right where you can stick that "disappearing fence", buddy	Pete B
-0.12	1.03	look, maw! another anonymous, snarky voter comment!	Pete B
-0.31	1.28	the people of a sick, sad world . . . and loving it (6144)	Pete B
-0.26	1.17	downgraded to "axis of complete jerks"	Pete B
0.61	1.23	am I the only one who notices Dan's nametag is backwards?	Pete B
-0.32	1.15	don't feed the furries (thanksgiving remix)	Pete B
-0.52	1.51	i still say the monkey was asking for it	Pete B
0.10	1.35	hellacious Nerf smackdown	Pete B
0.48	1.06	a penny for keeping your thoughts to yourself	Pete B
-0.02	1.03	topless aggression	Pete B
0.12	1.39	bad touched by an angel	Pete B
-0.18	1.36	not for use with unexplained muscle soreness	Pete B
-0.10	1.56	baba yoga	Pete B
0.05	1.27	anthrax sports page	Pete B
-0.17	1.26	hamsters for hipsters	Pete B
0.68	1.28	looking forward to that hot steve/tam baby-makin' action	Pete B
0.23	1.34	just because nobody can understand you doesn't mean it's art	Pete B
-0.33	1.38	Jesus loves you, but He doesn't have to like it	Pete B
0.32	1.26	waging the war on ducks	Pete B
0.19	0.95	wacky slumlord of your comedy ghetto	Pete B
0.29	1.55	atrb: rob balder, partiallyclips.com, "fishing with grampa"	Pete B
0.45	1.09	a mild groan, revisited	Pete B
-0.56	1.32	anybody else want to see Billy, Jeffy, and co. as character options?	Pete B
0.21	1.20	i have no tag -- i just like saying "naughty dead clown"	Pete B
-0.31	0.57	it's funny because it's true	Pete B
0.04	0.99	an old contest, a new beginning	Pete B
-0.25	1.21	poaching from "Go Die" one last time	Pete B
0.07	1.63	it's only a cliche if it sucks; otherwise, it's an archetype	Pete B
-0.24	1.47	carcinogenic joke substitute	Pete B
0.04	1.29	just like a comic strip, but without all the pesky "humor"	Pete B
0.06	1.10	tastes just like hobbit	Pete B
-0.21	1.81	the sicker picker-upper	Pete B
-1.59	3.10	help pete help soren test the site!	Pete B
0.02	1.19	burlap dance 3: rise of the burlap machines (orig: 5653)	Pete B
0.66	1.36	suffer, children, suffer	Pete B
0.05	1.41	attrib: "Go Die" by Mark Peaslee	Pete B
0.46	1.10	roving blood bank ATM	Pete B
-0.24	0.98	turn your head and scoff	Pete B
0.25	1.44	nattering nabobs of nudism	Pete B
0.26	1.15	varnish -- the other white meat (v. 1.1)	Pete B
0.30	1.02	time keeps on slipping into the guard rail	Pete B
0.14	1.01	going further south on an even more broken compass	Pete B
-0.19	1.26	the tao of tom and jerry	Pete B
-0.08	1.41	my precious scores! they're melting! they're melting! (still)	Pete B
-1.09	1.07	burning down the dog ... and it's still burning	Pete B
-0.23	0.87	inalienable blights	Pete B
-0.10	1.27	the comic strip that wants you to put it down and back away, slowly	Pete B
0.39	1.17	not so much bad taste as no taste at all	Pete B
0.31	1.09	karmically-unsound comedy	Pete B
0.43	1.46	attribution, dammit: "Go Die" by Mark Peaslee	Pete B
0.10	1.05	"the phrase that pays" files for bankruptcy ("less suck" remix)	Pete B
0.07	1.31	smokey and the bandit II . . . unplugged some more (riff on 5253)	Pete B
0.18	1.29	your daily dose of mirth and frivolity	Pete B
0.12	1.23	requium for the treated and released	Pete B
-0.61	1.47	dare you to drink the water	Pete B
-0.27	1.49	and the crowd grows weed (open 23046)	Pete B
0.29	1.35	moon over dharma (attrib dammit: 5540)	Pete B
-0.15	1.22	www.trainupachild.com -- it didn't crash, proving there is no god	Pete B
0.09	1.24	where the rules are made up and the electoral votes don't matter	Pete B
-0.29	1.36	b is for bookie, that's good enough for me	Pete B
-0.03	1.13	wankers of the world, unite!	Pete B
-0.16	1.37	the department of surrealism presents ... (v. 2.0)	Pete B
-0.09	1.09	sesame street's best tattoo parlor	Pete B
0.10	1.17	it's like when you think you have to pass gas, but you're wrong	Pete B
0.17	1.24	the comic that wants neo to throw the oracle into mount doom (2)	Pete B
-0.03	0.93	today's high score is April Employee of the Month	Pete B
0.07	1.24	+5 for knowing where voter lives	Pete B
0.16	0.97	fry like an eagle (redux)	Pete B
0.08	1.26	unlubricated justice	Pete B
-0.10	1.44	getting in bad touch with your inner child	Pete B
-0.47	1.24	sign the petition; put Bug-Eyed Earl on Survivor, now! (corrected)	Pete B
0.18	1.28	chicken soup for the soulless	Pete B
-0.12	1.28	erratica, again	Pete B
-0.17	1.28	tempting fate with delicious chocolates	Pete B
-0.14	1.04	million man mulch (attrib: Sluggy Freelance)	Pete B
0.40	1.05	jack in the pandora's box	Pete B
0.40	1.10	someday, you'll look back on this and laugh. or weep bitterly.	Pete B
-0.67	1.36	one more partiallyclips strip, then you gotta read 'em yourself	Pete B
-0.30	1.34	how much bone could a bone saw saw if a bone saw could saw bone? v.2	Pete B
-0.47	1.06	just a bunch of goddamn plagiarists (steve abandons 5705)	Pete B
0.48	1.50	mustardseed lifesaver (original author, with tweaking)	Pete B
-0.04	0.94	let daddy show you how to screw up a comic (5781)	Pete B
-0.03	1.57	open meat night at the improv (open 25507, revised)	Pete B
-0.52	1.12	warning: may contain humor-like substance	Pete B
0.26	0.82	it's the taglines that are truly lost, never to be recovered	Pete B
0.19	1.12	the vigilantes in your panties	Pete B
-0.26	1.22	the comic that understands "clever oxymoron" is an oxymoron	Pete B
-0.27	1.53	the Dremel tool? it's for my feet.	Pete B
0.56	1.53	any resemblance between these events and actual humor is coincidental	Pete B
-2.35	2.78	a public service announcement	Pete B
-1.09	2.42	the doggie poo on comedy's shoe	Pete B
-0.50	1.15	Greasy Grimy Golfer Guts (edited)	PianoDemon
0.47	1.09	Half-Life of a Twinkie	PianoDemon
0.75	1.32	Skidmarks From Your Brain Farts	PianoDemon
0.33	1.53	...and the whores you rode in on.	PianoDemon
-0.19	1.32	Melted Choco-shorts 2.0	Pirate
0.17	1.30	Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 2	Pirate
-0.21	1.11	Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 1	Pirate
0.15	1.62	It's Stab-tastic 2.0	Pirate
0.25	1.46	Abbatoir-a-go-go	Pirate
-0.55	0.89	Telephone Directory Invitation to Settlement	pmalone
0.18	1.61	if it's not nailed down	pmalone
0.08	1.21	batmantra returns	poe117
0.60	1.38	Burt Reynolds Wrap	poe117
0.66	1.49	bananarama republic	poe117
0.08	0.83	monty hall of mirrors	poe117
-0.73	1.47	a topical vacation for two	poe117
0.28	1.66	E. Plurubus Uno (I remembered it!)	poe117
-0.08	0.96	the cough drop stuck to your pillowcase	poe117
0.08	1.27	goatbusters	poe117
0.05	1.48	aol's new testament: jew got nailed!	poe117
0.64	1.56	Axis Sally Struthers	poe117
0.02	0.87	the hole in the comedy ozone	poe117
0.26	1.24	murder on the marrakesh express	poe117
0.11	1.45	floor sores from seven beers ago(based on comment in #5821)	poe117
-0.10	1.12	Diddler on the Roofie (remixed without permission)	poe117
0.16	1.54	switching tags at the dollar store	poe117
0.31	1.60	It's St. Patrick's Day all over again. God says, "Get drunk!"	poe117
0.03	1.33	David Carousal in DUI: Miami	poe117
0.04	1.12	stupor troopers	poe117
0.39	1.33	doofus and gallant	poe117
0.45	0.77	port and beans	poe117
-0.13	0.61	freddie with the prinze on top	poe117
0.19	1.08	Designated Minnie Driver	poe117
0.09	1.36	chinese chubby checker(s)	poe117
0.22	1.90	ferris bugler	poe117
0.25	1.36	Elivs' last single-"It's my Potty and I'll Die if I want to"	poe117
0.85	1.72	This comic has no tagline, just words and a tune. (re-post)	poe117
0.04	1.17	inference is bliss	poe117
0.23	1.42	nancy drew carey	poe117
0.07	1.21	the googol dolls (edited)	poe117
0.24	1.15	open bar exam	poe117
0.04	1.45	jap-mex fusion -- the mariachi hibachi	poe117
0.31	1.37	fruit fetishists: mellon ballers	poe117
0.26	0.97	erosdynamic	poe117
0.04	1.74	Somebody done somebody's song wrong	poe117
-0.50	1.07	vous le vuvuzela avec moi	poe117
-0.28	1.02	green eggs and glam (re-riffin')	poe117
-0.06	0.91	the psychedelic glide of tie-dyed hides	poe117
-0.61	1.46	prudes-a-poppin'	poe117
0.19	0.95	burnt pop tarts in your thong	poe117
0.05	1.08	how soon is now and laters	poe117
-0.05	1.33	the mblast.exe of comedy	poe117
0.25	1.12	Silly Gentile! Lox is for Yids!	poe117
0.37	1.36	the axle grease in your codpiece	poe117
0.10	1.40	Hydrochloric eye drops	Politas
0.12	1.21	Penguins rolling off the precipice (Once more with feeling)	Politas
-0.69	1.41	marvel my ass	Preloggy
-0.49	1.21	Tropic of Prostate Cancer	Preloggy
-0.23	0.91	Isle Of Lucy	Preloggy
-0.64	2.83	Mo Meta Blues	Preloggy
-0.26	1.32	I'm gonna git you sucka born every minute	Preloggy
-0.19	1.05	Kobe Bryant - the Cure for Jock Bitch	Preloggy
-0.10	1.43	Flummox the lummox	Preloggy
0.09	1.21	inexpensive soy extender from s. korea	Preloggy
-0.39	0.96	One Hit and Run Wonder	Preloggy
-0.13	1.23	Parasites beats two pair	Preloggy
0.80	1.17	Suicide Jumpers Leave a Lasting Impression	Preloggy
0.18	1.10	itchy tush, smelly fingers	Preloggy
0.29	1.30	International Balistic Missle Toe	Preloggy
-0.15	1.56	The Fountain Hid	Preloggy
-0.05	1.20	No Pussy for Old Men	Preloggy
0.18	1.46	Viagra - Here I Come to Save the Lay	Preloggy
0.27	1.12	pickled midgets campaigning for tooth care	Preloggy
0.21	1.44	My Conscience is Sick. I Must Be Fluid.	Preloggy
0.52	1.33	Stumping for Bush	Preloggy
-0.20	1.36	I know you are, but what am I?	Preloggy
-0.16	1.64	Horsing Around at the Glue Factory	Preloggy
-0.71	1.33	Drawing Stink Figures	Preloggy
0.04	1.31	Christmas Sitcom - Mad About Jew	Preloggy
0.24	0.95	doctor in the house of pancakes	Preloggy
0.20	1.00	Best Day for a Parade - March 4th	Preloggy
-0.16	1.08	Four Score . . .Lucky Bastards	Preloggy
-0.22	1.45	Spunk your Man Key	Preloggy
0.05	1.34	Fortune Tellers are so Predictable	Preloggy
0.11	1.27	A Nice Pear	Preloggy
-0.30	1.39	tokyo cheese nips	Preloggy
-0.02	1.23	U2 can be annoying	Preloggy
0.35	1.05	crouching kitten, hidden meaning	Preloggy
-0.50	1.23	e pluribus eunich	Preloggy
-0.42	0.91	Office Despot	Preloggy
-0.10	0.94	Deck the Halls with Santa's Balls	Preloggy
-0.26	1.32	Steroids to Heaven	Preloggy
0.12	1.05	L. Ron Hubbard Went to His Cubbard to Get John Travolta a Bone	Preloggy
-0.40	1.30	links on your e-motions	Preloggy
0.49	0.82	Throbbing Gristle On Your Missle	Preloggy
-0.25	1.07	Create a Comic and Spy on Your Lover	Preloggy
0.07	1.06	No Brainers Give Me Headaches	Preloggy
0.32	1.30	phlegm coating and chewy wafers	Preloggy
-0.38	1.43	Baby Asylum - Birth Defections	Preloggy
-0.22	1.32	flaccid cheese sauce on your taco	Preloggy
-0.02	1.20	Handicapped People's Excuses are Lame	Preloggy
-0.18	1.38	Ass Kissers are Bottom Feeders	Preloggy
-0.11	1.38	spam on the lam	Preloggy
-0.20	1.99	Insane for Bob Crane	Preloggy
0.08	1.56	Mace the Nation	Preloggy
0.15	1.17	plop, plop, fizz, whiz	Preloggy
0.41	1.17	Giving Out Sausages for Halloween is Not Kosher	Preloggy
0.12	1.16	Swimmin' with Bow-legged Women	Preloggy
-0.28	1.45	Safe Sex + Good Breath = Condom Mints	Preloggy
0.15	1.17	One Hits the Boy Wonder	Preloggy
-0.29	1.41	He shoots, he scars	Preloggy
-0.13	1.19	Red Meat Survivior - Just Vote Me Off the Web Site!	Preloggy
0.99	1.85	Daring Computer Guy - Works Without an Internet	Preloggy
-0.20	1.31	haitosis and neuroses	Preloggy
0.70	1.56	pipe bomb dreams	Preloggy
0.27	1.62	And They Call Breaking Wind Mariah Carey	Preloggy
0.06	1.36	Catherine Yadda Yadda Yadda Jones	Preloggy
-0.05	1.33	days of future gas passed	Preloggy
-0.08	0.93	Seasons Beatings	Preloggy
-0.18	1.45	No Nookie in the North	Preloggy
0.07	0.89	Flatulence Broke	Preloggy
-0.12	1.12	Poison Ivy League	Preloggy
0.10	1.41	Hard on the Beaver	Preloggy
0.37	1.46	Grand Theft Otto Preminger	Preloggy
-0.11	1.01	I Could've Had a G 8	Preloggy
0.01	1.01	Licking a Platypussy	Preloggy
-0.06	1.29	Bad Plastic Surgeon? Meet the Botoxic Avenger	Preloggy
-0.44	1.26	Insane Clown Pussy	Preloggy
-0.19	0.72	Blogged Arteries	Preloggy
0.17	0.93	NIELS BOHR LIKES BLOW UP DOLLS	Preloggy
0.25	1.04	Shock the Moonpie	Preloggy
0.03	1.32	Starbucks Porn - Cream in Your Coffee	Preloggy
-0.01	1.61	Don't Go Breaking My Heartburn	Preloggy
-0.09	1.12	TV be thy Guide	Preloggy
0.25	0.93	Giving Girls Test Tickles	Preloggy
0.41	1.30	Never Rub Another Man's Rhubarb	Preloggy
-0.33	1.40	Sinkhole In Your Stinkhole	Preloggy
-0.14	1.24	Prioritizing My Top Ten List	Preloggy
0.14	1.43	warm cream on your overcoat	Preloggy
-0.36	1.29	pulling muscles from Michelle	Preloggy
-0.22	1.58	Adam's Ribbed for Her Pleasure	Preloggy
0.67	1.05	Today's #1 Hit - Power to the People	Preloggy
-0.32	1.62	Lubing Popeye's Penis with Olive Oyl	Preloggy
-0.39	1.32	Floundering with a Flounder	Preloggy
0.35	1.15	empty gravy boats	Preloggy
-0.23	1.34	pitch a little woo, low and outside	Preloggy
-0.15	1.18	Spice Up Your Love Life by Fishing for Condiments	Preloggy
-0.22	1.15	Sigourney Dream Weaver	Preloggy
-0.09	0.62	Nibbling Your Gibblets	Preloggy
0.23	1.02	defunct debauchery (Preloggy Edit)	Preloggy
0.26	1.08	Lord of the Nipple rings	Preloggy
-0.20	1.36	Buy Curious	Preloggy
-0.25	1.45	A Mootiful Bind	Preloggy
-0.24	1.21	Flouride in Your Cavity Search	Preloggy
0.35	1.83	Z Score Heading South Again	Preloggy
-0.18	1.31	All I Want for Christmas is a Plus Z-Score	Preloggy
0.14	1.50	gelatin in your arterial wall	Preloggy
0.05	0.91	Vuying for Bowels	Preloggy
-0.03	1.00	Underwater joint - a Scooby Doobie	Preloggy
0.58	1.02	Barbie Needs a Plastic Surgeon	Preloggy
-0.28	1.15	Transexuals are a Genital Assembly	Preloggy
-0.18	1.34	submitted for your approval	Preloggy
0.61	1.23	You Say Goodbye, and I say Oh Hell!	Preloggy
-0.09	1.59	cheese with your industrial disese	Preloggy
0.52	1.45	flipping the bird, fantastic (spellcheck)	Preloggy
-0.20	1.18	You Can Call Me Al Qaeda	Preloggy
-0.08	0.93	Flaws in the Ointment	Preloggy
-0.23	0.88	Pop an Ass in Your Cap Two	Preloggy
0.16	0.60	Mega Overbyte	Preloggy
-0.13	1.43	bladder control freaks	Preloggy
0.36	1.00	Nam Daed No Em Nrut	Preloggy
0.24	0.91	River Deep, Mountain Wide, Fire Good	Preloggy
0.47	1.37	Ventriloquism for Dummies	Preloggy
0.38	1.47	sleazy weasles catch the measles	Preloggy
-0.37	1.37	Taglines Are Funnier Than They Appear	Preloggy
0.06	1.08	Bipolar Bears Don't Know if They're Coming or Going	Preloggy
-0.30	1.21	big man on compass	Preloggy
-0.08	1.34	Tobey or not Tobey Maguire	Preloggy
0.12	1.37	Atom and Eve Bomb	Preloggy
-0.14	0.94	Fart in the Womb	Preloggy
-0.33	1.07	It's Not the Heat, It's the Stupidity	Preloggy
0.32	0.93	squatting on linoleum	Preloggy
-0.17	1.07	Didn't I Blow Your Mind? Bad 69!	Preloggy
0.14	1.06	Toothy Spook	Preloggy
0.42	0.77	Knockin' On Heathens Door	Preloggy
0.06	1.28	Sue Me - I Ain't Deleting!	Preloggy
-0.25	1.25	Limbaugh - What a Rush!	Preloggy
0.32	1.52	Business as Usual Suspects	Preloggy
0.27	1.44	drop your goo on the loo	Preloggy
0.50	1.62	bogus bovines beware balloons	Preloggy
0.76	1.42	Leggo My Ego	Preloggy
-0.12	1.25	flowers for algebra	Preloggy
0.01	1.54	A clone again, naturally	Preloggy
-0.28	1.52	masticating on your meat farm	Preloggy
0.63	1.06	If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader	Preloggy
-0.09	0.96	Rocky and Kabulwinkle	Preloggy
-0.40	1.29	My Mail Order Bride Plays Chess. She's a Czech Mate	Preloggy
-0.19	1.14	Beating the Meeting	Preloggy
-0.22	1.34	Slimy Toads in Your Tighty Whitys	Preloggy
0.17	1.04	Fat Boy Breathing in Short Pants	Preloggy
-0.09	1.21	Climate Gated Community (my take)	Preloggy
-0.17	1.04	The Easter Rabbi eats pork	Preloggy
-0.19	1.19	George Bush and the Blair Bitch Project	Preloggy
-0.16	1.08	Blue Comic - Eddie Smurphy	Preloggy
-0.18	0.95	Implants for Flat Fees	Preloggy
0.03	1.23	Scat Man for Others	Preloggy
-0.36	1.21	Mother's Little Whelper	Preloggy
0.16	1.44	balderdash and cookie dough	Preloggy
0.35	1.21	100 Million to Make Pluto Nash. 4.3 Million Return. There Goes My 401	Preloggy
-0.26	0.82	Criminalks with a Skin Disease - Leper Cons	Preloggy
0.16	1.35	Historic Terrorism - Blast from the Past	Preloggy
-0.14	0.99	Dog Day Afternoon Delight	Preloggy
-0.15	1.15	Playing With the Dead Man's Balls	Preloggy
0.19	1.38	tepid pool of your own filth	Preloggy
0.10	1.33	Incognito We Trust	Preloggy
0.63	1.44	Figgy Pop Pudding	Preloggy
-0.54	1.38	Dieting on Cauliflower Ears	Preloggy
-0.35	1.21	Jimmy Cracked Corn and I Don't Have Medicare	Preloggy
-0.18	1.56	Moving In to the Upper Floor of My Inferiority Duplex	Preloggy
0.03	1.12	tips for teens	Preloggy
0.27	1.30	Rumsfeld and Coke	Preloggy
-0.15	1.15	A Bout de Souffle is Asthmatic	Preloggy
0.40	1.14	Hairway to Steven (used without permission)	Preloggy
-0.26	1.63	gloating over Kosher gonads	Preloggy
-0.11	1.32	armpit gravy	Preloggy
-0.02	1.31	Call Me Archeologist - My Career Lies in Ruins	Preloggy
-0.02	1.17	Find Me an Idiot Who Doesn't Blither	Preloggy
-0.20	1.22	Diddler On the Roof	Preloggy
0.70	1.40	You Hate My Tag, and My Strip. Guess I'm Old and Not Too Hip	Preloggy
0.19	1.29	For Once - Give Me Completely Hydrogenated Cottonseed Oil	Preloggy
-0.09	1.08	Naked Mexican Immigrants - Balls to the Wall	Preloggy
0.22	1.42	bag lady on your manicured lawn	Preloggy
-0.30	1.43	all your freebase belong to gus	Preloggy
0.51	1.22	Sickle Cell Anemia Elmo	Preloggy
0.05	1.38	Bang the Drum Majorette Slowly	Preloggy
-0.18	1.47	Blocking Spam While on the Lam	Preloggy
0.09	1.18	Hetero Toilets are Straight Flushes	Preloggy
0.21	0.93	Marie Antoinette Gives Good Head	Preloggy
-0.20	1.43	The Road to Attrition Keeps Getting Smaller	Preloggy
0.22	1.22	speed bumps in your underwear	Preloggy
0.05	1.52	Soggy Waffles in Your Underroos	Preloggy
0.26	1.22	fry the fanny for your nanny	Preloggy
0.37	1.11	Girls Gone Wild at Heart	Preloggy
-0.29	1.29	I'll Procrastinate Later	Preloggy
-0.19	1.18	stained presidential cabinet	Preloggy
-0.23	1.33	Homage to Fromage	Preloggy
0.49	1.45	non nuclear family proliferation treaty	Preloggy
-0.03	1.14	a pot of lips now	Preloggy
-0.19	1.44	blatent, latent and impotent	Preloggy
0.09	1.82	the vacuous veins of villiany	Preloggy
0.89	1.43	lower mental case	Preloggy
-0.34	1.16	Performing the Heimlich on Choking Chickens	Preloggy
-0.13	0.73	Ho Ho Ho Chi Min	Preloggy
0.58	1.39	Obama Where Art Thou?	Preloggy
-0.01	1.01	Get Up and Gitmo	Preloggy
-0.13	0.92	Guantanamo Betta Blues	Preloggy
-0.28	1.15	Is There A Doctor in the House of Pancakes?	Preloggy
0.51	0.75	Pubic Option	Preloggy
-0.18	0.88	Bull Moose Balls	Preloggy
-0.35	1.27	pop tarts for your blowhole	Preloggy
0.32	1.26	testicular fortitude for the dude	Preloggy
-0.04	1.43	What hump?	Preloggy
-0.48	1.77	Shakespeare + Fast Food = MacBeth	Preloggy
-0.36	1.05	Bob Cratchit Sould Have Joined a Union	Preloggy
0.07	1.27	doleful doledrums dasterdly deeds	Preloggy
0.34	1.00	Genuine Copy of a Fake Strip	Preloggy
-0.12	0.90	Drillers are Always Boring	Preloggy
-0.24	1.22	itchy fingers on the go	Preloggy
-0.18	1.62	dot compost	Preloggy
0.00	1.04	Groundswell or Hubub?	Preloggy
-0.36	0.70	Upper G.I. Joe	Preloggy
-0.38	1.15	converting to the preached	Preloggy
-0.16	0.77	Celtic Pride and Prejudice	Preloggy
-0.18	0.88	walking erect	Preloggy
-0.08	1.01	Fruits and Nuts on the Campaign Trail Mix	Preloggy
-0.29	1.23	Fudging the Packers	Preloggy
-0.32	1.24	If at First You Don't Suck Seed, You'll Make A Lousy Hooker	Preloggy
0.16	1.41	Filler Up with High Octane	Preloggy
0.25	1.34	spoon swoon moon june goon	Preloggy
-0.24	1.32	malignant, greasy tumors in your colon	Preloggy
-0.16	1.10	I'd Give an Arm and a Leg to Be a Paraplegic	Preloggy
0.43	1.55	Silly Wabbit. Matrix Aren't For Kids	Preloggy
0.52	1.15	He Murdered Her for Her Bad Breath - Hence the Scopes Trial	Preloggy
0.18	0.85	Michael Vick has a Cell Phone	Preloggy
-0.12	0.84	Hobo S&M is Vagabondage	Preloggy
-0.27	1.36	Emetic for the Heretic	Preloggy
-0.05	1.33	Sooeycide is Pigless	Preloggy
0.05	1.87	Mensa Cycle	Preloggy
-0.05	1.03	Knights in White Satin Panties	Preloggy
-0.24	1.73	I've gotta take a Cheese Whiz	Preloggy
0.22	0.91	Doctor Barbie - Plastic Surgeon	Preloggy
-0.36	0.98	Knights of the Square Pegs	Preloggy
0.16	1.42	Peek a Boo! Part two	Preloggy
0.47	1.07	no parking in the white zone	Preloggy
0.43	1.14	gizzards, gadzooks and gadflies	Preloggy
0.08	1.18	Win in Iraq or We Won't Get Fueled Again	Preloggy
-0.46	0.98	Set Taser on Fun	Preloggy
0.13	1.34	Jack Spratt is on the Atkins Diet	Preloggy
-0.08	1.60	My Nose Runs. My Feet Smell. I'm Built Backwards.	Preloggy
-0.55	1.40	Nuclear Test Ban Roll-On	Preloggy
-0.31	1.31	Sonic the Hedge Fund	Preloggy
-0.22	1.80	left my religion in my other pants	Preloggy
0.67	1.30	Mission of Burma Shave	Preloggy
0.37	0.86	Meat is Murder	Preloggy
-0.23	1.12	Removing Your Algebra	Preloggy
0.46	1.00	Rectal Meat Thermometer	Preloggy
-0.55	1.33	House of Waxy Buildup	Preloggy
-0.26	0.78	Swine Flu Over the Cukoo's Nest	Preloggy
0.41	1.02	I Can't Believe It's Not Buttocks	Preloggy
-0.07	0.75	Peppermint Panties in a Twist	Preloggy
0.01	1.58	No comprende the ende	Preloggy
-0.17	1.71	Light the Trip Fantastic	Preloggy
-0.12	1.56	give me a desk job	Preloggy
0.87	1.89	Oblivious to the Obvious	Preloggy
0.06	1.15	I Gave at the Orafice	Preloggy
0.42	1.23	crankase full of sheep dip	Preloggy
-0.30	1.26	My P's and Q's Don't Mind	Preloggy
-0.18	1.03	hock hock hockin' on bevan's floor	propsero
-0.88	1.28	lactating milkshakes from the trampoline	qlewless1
0.17	1.04	Fabulous Frothing Furburgers	qlewless1
-0.58	0.94	brown bread, beans and bitters	qlewless1
0.04	1.38	wheeler dealer coldsore healer	qlewless1
0.18	1.28	cottage cheese mold antivenom	qlewless1
0.24	1.08	spotty behinds through mini blinds.	Rakfink
-0.03	1.12	Torpedos in Speedos	Rakfink
0.25	1.26	getting scalped at Custer's last lemonade stand.	Rakfink
-0.05	0.90	All this and fist full of grist	Rakfink
0.54	1.25	exhibiting frustration towards one crustacean	Rakfink
0.50	1.37	open toad water moccasins	Rakfink
0.07	1.41	slappin' the shrimp on Barbie (the grill next door).	Rakfink
0.77	1.17	livin' la vida lo-cal	Rakfink
-0.67	1.67	la delimma geometrique	Ratboy
-0.59	1.61	nighttime snifflin' sneezin'	Ratboy
-0.93	1.47	solving a paltry geometric delimma	Ratboy
-1.40	2.57	Just say NO2	Ratboy
-1.51	1.67	lime space-craft?	Ratboy
-0.24	1.85	sensibility pure and simple	Ratboy
0.59	1.51	Cringin' in the rain	ravgames
-0.06	1.53	JFK: Number 35 with a bullet	ravgames
0.25	1.47	I drink, therefore I yammer (was: Open 34190)	ravgames
0.57	1.06	Attention K-Mart shoplifters	ravgames
0.40	1.21	At the Chinese cooking school, everyone has beginner's duck	ravgames
0.07	1.41	Dahmer's dinner: Torn between two livers	ravgames
0.15	1.27	Shower repost to take it off Temp's hands	Reoer
-0.63	1.10	reworked and returned	Reoer
0.14	1.19	she swiped the peace pipe	Reoer
0.69	1.23	3600 seconds in an hour (old Open)	Reoer
-0.18	1.56	springs and barrels of outrageous foreskin	Reoer
0.24	1.61	raking up the yard with poo	Reoer
-0.74	1.44	Aspartame is a part of me. (slightly revised)	Reverend Toast
-0.80	1.64	There's no excuse for domestic beer (revised)	Reverend Toast
-0.38	1.50	Tragicly ludicrous or ludicrously tragic?	Reverend Toast
-0.12	1.04	perfect tetris does not a perfect man make.	Reverend Toast
-3.24	1.21	whooooo	Reverend Toast
-0.66	1.72	Piercing Abe Vigoda	Reverend Toast
0.95	1.54	more fetid than feted (4th revised)	Reverend Toast
0.12	1.24	Do not look directly at the funny.	Reverend Toast
-0.20	1.45	float like a hovercraft, sting like a bladder infection	Reverend Toast
-0.29	1.58	him-o-ragin'	RevHippie
-0.93	1.63	leather and lace	RevHippie
-0.47	1.64	0340 in the house of sin	RevHippie
-0.46	1.58	micturation nation	rictus hep
-0.07	1.54	duct tape for your date rape	rictus hep
-0.04	1.29	it's not the ballet that kills you	rictus hep
0.05	1.62	gut milk?	rictus hep
-0.41	1.24	mas macho que donuts	rictus hep
0.21	1.60	aurora borealis? you barely know us	rictus hep
0.42	1.81	give it all a little pat of SATAN!	rictus hep
0.56	1.97	version the last no really	rictus hep
-0.35	1.34	burnt vermicelli	rocketdyke
-0.15	1.09	flirting with freezer burn v2.0 (open)	Rose Kennedy
-0.37	1.17	20th Century Oswalds (Open: 64371)	Rowdy Theologian
-0.28	1.38	Nestor's Palace & Casino	Rowdy Theologian
-0.37	1.41	A Winter Haiku	schizoguy
0.00	1.10	the pause that refreshes	schizoguy
-0.17	1.85	Pictures of matchstick men and Earl	scullyman5000
-0.16	1.43	I'm proud to be a cold minor's mother	scullyman5000
0.00	1.36	Johnnie Walker Blew	scullyman5000
0.09	1.33	narc, the lookout angels cry!	scullyman5000
0.30	1.18	Werewolves Of Hoboken 2	scullyman5000
0.04	1.59	ramadan tough	scullyman5000
0.29	1.36	Wild elephantitis of the Serenghetti	scullyman5000
0.46	1.38	The Neutron Dance	scullyman5000
0.32	1.50	Fndling Puppies behind the shed--Scully	scullyman5000
0.74	1.47	sasquatch where your going!	scullyman5000
-0.12	1.58	Must..Find..Jodie..Foster	scullyman5000
0.08	1.34	This is the story of Johnny Rotten	scullyman5000
0.63	1.32	Thank you, Cleavland!	scullyman5000
0.15	1.22	everytime a bell rings, somebody gives me a 3	scullyman5000
-0.09	1.51	boob tube lube	ShlomotheGreat
-0.28	1.21	A tap-dance for the Tommygunner	ShlomotheGreat
0.06	1.14	doodlebugs in your dahlias	ShlomotheGreat
-0.07	1.14	leaking silicone prostate implant	ShlomotheGreat
0.35	1.10	Sing a song of sixpence, Sucka!	ShlomotheGreat
-0.01	0.94	Captain Nemo's Yellow Submarine	ShlomotheGreat
0.01	0.79	browning blintzes in your tighty whities	ShlomotheGreat
0.05	1.64	Death's dangling participle	ShlomotheGreat
-0.20	0.88	outhouse splashback flashback	ShlomotheGreat
0.07	1.22	Scarab uprising	ShlomotheGreat
0.29	1.08	Beware of Greeks bearing Trojans	ShlomotheGreat
-0.25	1.33	a diamond in the roughage	ShlomotheGreat
-0.19	1.02	Kentucky fried pinworms	ShlomotheGreat
0.18	0.75	Herding Horny Unicorns.	ShlomotheGreat
-0.23	0.73	the cherry blossom must fail	ShlomotheGreat
-0.14	1.30	polyunsaturated baby oil	ShlomotheGreat
-0.14	0.98	The Devil you know, biblically	ShlomotheGreat
-0.37	0.87	Bull Moose Dancing Queen	ShlomotheGreat
0.10	0.86	Earlesque show	ShlomotheGreat
-0.05	1.28	unexpected expectoration (director's cut)	Simian Farmer
-0.02	0.99	the road to hell is paved with good, good, good, good vibrations	Simian Farmer
0.08	1.00	cluster chuckles dropped from 200 feet	Simian Farmer
-0.36	1.32	Sir Real: the incongruous knight	Simian Farmer
0.65	1.09	ring 'n' run at death's door (open audition 62009)	Simian Farmer
0.43	0.96	misanthropic meanderings	Simian Farmer
0.34	1.75	bones in the zones	sjam
-0.17	1.74	two quarts of pretty colors	Smokey
-0.41	1.56	pre-chewed lude, dude	Smokey
0.17	1.71	won't stick to most dental work	Smokey
-0.89	1.48	fresh choad for your heavy load	Smokey
-0.79	1.32	see you round like a pentagram	Smokey
0.21	1.72	Over 50 quintillions ripen'd	SmoothP
0.11	1.09	Damn, it feels good to be a hamster! (Open 54369)	SmoothP
0.31	1.29	'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy	SmoothP
-0.05	1.23	Turtles all the way down	SmoothP
-0.10	1.35	A riddle wrapped in an enema (open 54679 rewrite)	SmoothP
-0.29	0.97	Doop snoggy snogg	SmoothP
-0.22	1.05	I really don't mind the Gap at all	SmoothP
0.37	1.05	Make rum for Daddy	SmoothP
-0.25	0.77	A little dog named Snuggles (resurrected)	SmoothP
-0.18	2.20	smelly bait for your first mate	Soren
0.01	1.63	mime control	Soren
0.05	1.18	Oysters on the Open Range	Soren
0.01	1.33	all that in nothing flat (OpenRMCS 16399)	Soren
0.98	1.70	why buy the squirrel when the nuts are free?	Soren
0.61	1.31	The Steve Jackson Five	Soren
0.83	1.81	One Size Fits All	Soren
0.32	1.28	high-speed disimpaction	Soren
0.45	1.20	OpenRMCS #4641	Soren
-0.19	1.94	free guns for the poop shoot	Soren
-1.73	2.54	OpenRMCS 25474	Soren
-0.13	1.77	OpenRMCS #4312	Soren
-2.06	2.06	I changed this	Soren
0.49	1.12	Baseballs in your Underalls	Soren
1.29	1.76	roto-rooter roustabout	Soren
-0.12	1.70	road rash hash (Soren)	Soren
0.14	1.54	crunchy on the inside	Soren
0.07	1.26	Plump dumplings of moist bedevilment (rewrite)	Soren
0.22	1.56	Muffled Moans in the Outer Zones	Soren
1.43	1.55	ragtime in the rumpus room	Soren
0.13	1.46	Discretion is the better part of humor	Soren
0.33	1.44	subdued pudding frenzy	Soren
-1.59	2.41	ÂŤRMCS: Now With Unicode!Âť	Soren
0.20	1.64	la lucha luncheon	Soren
0.63	1.44	stars upon thars'	Soren
-0.23	2.15	lord, please forgive me for what I am about to post	Soren
-0.44	1.83	watching the watchmen watch us watch them	Spoggles
-0.87	1.68	sweet jesus on a stick	Spoggles
-1.18	1.47	tcs@b, v2	Spoggles
-0.44	1.47	waxing nostalgic in advance	Spoggles
-0.99	1.88	hurdy gurney	Spoggles
-1.95	1.98	the half life of an elf	Spoggles
-0.15	1.35	the friend, the dog, the cat, and the rat	Spoggles
-1.43	2.19	I AM THE GEEK THAT HACKS IN THE NIGHT!	Spoggles
-1.09	2.31	tongues of fire all 'round	Spoggles
0.32	1.73	pretty as a pitcher	Squad Car
-0.05	1.28	shower failure	Squad Car
1.01	1.59	hoedown ditty shame	Squad Car
-0.17	1.43	fillibuster keaton	Squad Car
-0.01	1.64	another steaming mess: my voodoo chili	Squad Car
0.05	1.40	steak 'n' shake 'n' bacon bits	Squad Car
0.60	1.55	Bali jai alai	Squad Car
0.41	1.24	Rainbow Blight	Squad Car
-0.44	1.72	Arch-Poetica	Squad Car
0.96	1.52	Mary Catherine Digs Margarine	Squad Car
0.12	1.25	gullible vegan brand beef jerky	Squad Car
-0.55	1.95	a man, a plan, an anal panama	Squad Car
0.58	1.34	carp shoot	Squad Car
0.54	1.79	a little ditty 'bout jackin' diane	Squad Car
0.06	1.09	California brown-out rolls	Squad Car
-0.13	1.44	semi self-concious, fully self-delusional	Squad Car
0.14	0.96	scrumptious scumber	Squad Car
0.41	1.31	Born-Again Kris Kristofferson	Squad Car
-0.32	2.12	muffin-shaped puffin	Squad Car
0.07	1.40	cyanoacrylate neonate	Squad Car
0.73	1.24	in home trial by jury	Squad Car
0.73	1.24	RU486: the get smart drug	Squad Car
-0.12	1.38	the norman fell ratio	Squad Car
0.05	1.52	The Pencil-Thin Moustache From Beyond!	Squad Car
-0.73	1.73	the truth about pussy and bitches	Squad Car
0.91	1.18	subterranean homesick blues clues	Squad Car
-0.13	1.65	Return to Balti-S'mores!	Squad Car
0.19	1.41	largish, lavish living room	Squad Car
0.37	1.53	Don Van Fillet	Squad Car
-0.23	0.91	pablum's dog	Squad Car
0.26	1.12	spaceman spliff	Squad Car
0.39	2.03	My little Jack Chickadee	Squad Car
0.91	1.53	Play Misty for Mr. Miyagi	Squad Car
0.64	1.33	turn your head andy kauf, man	Squad Car
-0.15	1.31	In Japan, they call it "erection day"	StikyIcky
0.84	0.99	Ode: On the Death of a Favorite Cat, Drowned in a Milkman's Tub	StikyIcky
0.93	1.52	C. Everett Koop Doggy Dogg	StikyIcky
-0.03	1.33	A Remembrance of Gas Past (I swear, I've learned to spell by now)	StikyIcky
-0.34	1.35	It rubs the lotion on its kin	StikyIcky
0.03	1.53	All High on the Western Blunt	StikyIcky
-0.15	1.30	Too red hot for your Popish Plot	StikyIcky
0.13	1.22	Time's wingčd carrot	StikyIcky
-0.05	1.45	Dulce et decorum breasts, pro mammaries mori	StikyIcky
0.40	1.21	Cien anos de soledad	StikyIcky
0.07	1.57	Revenge is a dish best served with a cheap plastic trinket	StikyIcky
-0.14	0.99	Kinky statisticians are standard deviants	StikyIcky
-0.14	1.18	Cowpox for your Salted Lox	StikyIcky
0.50	1.54	She pulled me in, hook, line, and chancre.	Stonent
-0.10	1.14	Low man on the scrotum pole.	Stonent
0.09	1.33	Tinky Winky pinched a stinky	Stonent
-0.06	1.59	Mazeltov Cocktail	Stonent
-0.12	1.15	Loose lips are losing the drips	Stonent
0.30	1.01	Dear Mister Daniels, I love you with all my liver.	Stonent
0.18	1.33	Olympic dumpster diving at the abortion clinic	Stonent
-0.22	1.18	Hitchhikers guide to the Gastric Bypass	Stonent
-0.83	1.14	No shoes, no shirt, no cervix	Stonent
0.09	1.11	Cyanide in your Astroglide	Stonent
0.10	0.94	Taiwan Ohn at the Chinese Buffet (based on open 33936)	Stonent
-0.16	1.41	Reprise on a rakfink in E Minor	Tamlan
-0.30	1.22	Tripping the Tripwire Fantastic	Tamlan
0.24	1.50	my computer's silicon implant	Temperance
0.13	1.11	my yo-yo could write a better comic	Temperance
0.05	1.33	birdie in the blender	Temperance
-0.25	1.12	ashes to ashes, meat to meat	Temperance
0.40	1.16	wyatt earp'ed in the saddle again	Temperance
-0.27	1.27	curious curio of carnage	Temperance
0.31	1.46	reunion with the rear onion	Temperance
0.23	1.32	eyes cream cone	Temperance
0.05	1.29	...makes baby Jesus cry	Temperance
0.34	1.80	sirius discussion about uranus	Temperance
-0.05	1.04	terror for the terrier	Temperance
0.60	1.07	scraped from the ashes of fink's fireplace	Temperance
0.60	1.17	helicopter bungee jumping (remade Open 104)	Temperance
0.27	1.12	flower children in hardcore bee flicks (contest)	Temperance
0.24	1.12	my beer gets more head than i do	Temperance
-0.20	1.24	anoraknophobia diagnosis	Temperance
0.16	0.88	wonka's everlasting gob (crisper and wuzless)	Temperance
0.00	1.13	floundering in flaccid folds of frippery	Territan
0.15	1.04	thirty ton thermonuclear manure spreader (v4)	Territan
-0.12	0.95	albuquerquinquennially	Territan
-0.05	1.15	a tough ho' to roe	Territan
0.30	1.11	the whiny creep in the briny deep	Territan
0.19	0.90	pressing gerbils in the waffle iron (v3)	Territan
-0.25	1.27	stone-dulled bris-knife of comedy (v2)	Territan
0.41	1.14	Red, White and Blue Cross	The Hanged Man
0.07	1.08	I felt the Smurf move under my feet	The Hanged Man
0.56	1.69	Pride and Extreme Prejudice, director's cut	The Hanged Man
-0.21	1.05	Viacom Dios	The Hanged Man
0.44	0.66	Can't Handle the Toothache	The Hanged Man
-0.18	1.20	Apache Fog (revised a la cm)	The Hanged Man
0.06	1.15	Clan of the Care Bears	The Hanged Man
0.05	1.48	Chemo Sabe	The Hanged Man
0.22	0.96	Centavo Woman (salvaged, old tag forgotten)	The Hanged Man
-0.05	1.15	Johnny Thunder Road	The Hanged Man
0.37	0.89	Shrinking Violence	The Hanged Man
0.09	0.90	Hairpiece of Mind	The Hanged Man
0.03	1.80	"Come on Baleen," by Bob Marley & the Whalers	The Hanged Man
-0.08	0.75	Playing with the Queen of Scots	The Hanged Man
0.31	1.02	Pornfake Girl	The Hanged Man
0.16	1.00	The Outlaw, Josie, Wails	The Hanged Man
-0.16	0.71	See Monkey, Do Monkey	The Hanged Man
0.12	1.09	Green Eggs and Him (riffin')	The Hanged Man
-0.19	1.67	The smooth taste of penicillin	The Hanged Man
-0.19	0.90	That pack of coyotes circling your driveway	The Hanged Man
-0.15	1.42	Hoist by your own Picard	The Hanged Man
0.09	0.73	No F in my ool (Reriffing)	The Hanged Man
-0.17	0.93	Vermeer to Eternity	The Hanged Man
0.36	1.06	The blurred photo of your pet dodo	The Hanged Man
0.06	1.18	The tamandua invading your ant farm	The Hanged Man
-0.17	0.94	The antic tone of your local talk show host	The Hanged Man
0.04	1.18	Ain't no holodeck girl	The Hanged Man
-0.21	1.06	Like Viagra for Floppy Disks, Unauthorized Take	The Hanged Man
-0.19	1.11	I eat my peace with honor	The Hanged Man
0.74	1.01	Dry Toast in your Depends	The Hanged Man
-0.18	1.42	Waxing Poetic with the Other Hand, unauthorized riff	The Hanged Man
-0.01	0.83	Camp Gitmo Satisfaction (riffin')	The Hanged Man
0.11	0.95	The shoebill in your sock drawer	The Hanged Man
-0.25	1.00	Depeche a la Mode	The Hanged Man
0.44	1.42	Only the Good Cy Young (fixed)	The Hanged Man
0.24	1.09	Cur, Curb, Street	The Hanged Man
0.19	1.60	Tobacco's Tremulous Tang	The Hanged Man
0.07	1.06	Crosby, Stills, Rosemary and Young	The Hanged Man
0.18	1.46	Nebuchadnezzar's bran muffins (apologies to StG)	The Hanged Man
0.41	1.07	Necronomicondo	The Hanged Man
-0.15	1.39	The feral cat in your petting zoo	The Hanged Man
0.04	1.28	Rikki-Tikki-Tacky	The Hanged Man
-0.17	1.24	Savant a-go-go	The Hanged Man
0.04	0.99	The baby shark in the kiddie pool	The Hanged Man
-1.02	1.07	Raging Bull Moose (riffin')	The Hanged Man
0.13	1.23	Deadman don't wear khaki	The Hanged Man
-0.13	1.49	Make Your Own Dinner	The Hanged Man
-0.22	1.25	The Ides of March Madness	The Hanged Man
-0.03	1.21	Riffin' a Platypussy (I only take credit for Johnny's last dialogue)	The Hanged Man
0.16	0.96	Marmoset knock you out	The Hanged Man
0.09	0.88	Get yours fixed on Route 66	The Hanged Man
-0.21	1.44	I want your socks (salvaged, original tag forgotten)	The Hanged Man
-0.27	1.39	Moonshine Superman, alternate take	The Hanged Man
0.28	0.77	Knights in White, Satan (riffing)	The Hanged Man
0.08	0.84	Echidna candy store	The Hanged Man
0.25	1.47	Now Playing in New Orleans: Katrina and the Waves	The Hanged Man
-0.13	1.22	That annoying inability to create a clever tagline	The Hanged Man
0.06	0.90	Agouti gumdrops	The Hanged Man
0.25	0.94	Filet of Sole on Ice	The Hanged Man
-0.12	1.31	Could be Meteor	The Hanged Man
-0.42	1.66	The comic that will soon be deleted	The Hanged Man
0.35	1.14	Origin of the Spices (unlicensed riff)	The Hanged Man
0.14	1.21	Mano a Mono	The Hanged Man
0.03	1.43	Boom! Boom! Jake Del'Homme	The Hanged Man
-0.23	1.48	Batmantra Forever	The Hanged Man
0.61	1.23	Narco Polo	The Hanged Man
0.16	0.88	The black duck in your Mack Truck	The Hanged Man
0.09	1.55	Don't let the son go down on me	The Hanged Man
-0.08	1.34	Man or Aimee Mann?	The Hanged Man
-0.19	1.29	In Excelsis Dayglo, unlicensed riff	The Hanged Man
0.64	1.18	That distinctive yip of feral poodles	The Hanged Man
-0.09	0.79	Wheel of Fortune Favors the Bold	The Hanged Man
0.15	1.28	Storch Song Trilogy (reriff)	The Hanged Man
0.04	1.59	Little Debbie Does Dallas	The Hanged Man
0.00	1.37	In Vitro Veritas	The Hanged Man
0.43	0.84	Pimpin' the Barbie yet again	The Hanged Man
-0.16	0.95	Tired RMCS meme #12,000, my slight variation	The Hanged Man
-0.13	0.86	The unfinished jigsaw puzzle on your kitchen counter	The Hanged Man
0.50	1.27	The psychedelic hell of yellow bells	The Hanged Man
0.63	1.69	A tagline must have a comic	The Hanged Man
-0.07	0.90	This tagline knows I'm a dork	The Hanged Man
0.04	0.87	Popcorn for Cop Porn	The Hanged Man
-0.10	1.50	Suicide Is Brainless	The Hanged Man
-0.24	0.62	Daylight come and iguana go home	The Hanged Man
0.05	1.07	The mouse head in your buffalo wings	The Hanged Man
0.24	1.09	Jaguarundi EmCee	The Hanged Man
0.04	1.17	All men by nature desire to, no?	The Hanged Man
-0.16	1.20	Semi-colonoscopy	The Hanged Man
0.17	1.03	A coffee break for Sisyphus	The Light In Chains
0.28	0.88	manson family ties	The Light In Chains
-0.29	1.33	It's not Rockette science	The Light In Chains
0.67	2.04	Snapping pennants over the napping penitents	The Light In Chains
0.67	1.52	damaged gods	The Light In Chains
0.08	1.32	Rickets in your pickets (rewrite)	The Light In Chains
-0.42	0.86	race against thyme	The Light In Chains
-0.06	1.24	Open Edit 29514: The Scent of Burning Turkey on Thanksgiving Morning	The Light In Chains
-0.48	1.22	Toasted Cheesehead Sandwich	The Light In Chains
0.29	1.33	the underpowered snowblower on comedy's driveway	The Light In Chains
0.43	1.08	stain pimple toilets in concert	The Light In Chains
-0.09	1.00	Sea monkey do monkey	The Light In Chains
1.14	1.74	Simplify, Simplify, Semper Fi	The Light In Chains
0.72	1.15	Blame it on the boogeyman	The Light In Chains
0.25	1.21	the secret gordon	The Light In Chains
0.40	1.03	gag reflux	The Light In Chains
-0.22	1.39	Habitat for you manatees	The Light In Chains
0.51	1.05	All Dogs Go to Oven	The Light In Chains
0.36	1.14	Castor oil in your master coil (rewrite)	The Light In Chains
-0.75	1.31	The Earl-y bird gets eaten by worms	The Light In Chains
-0.44	1.24	phillip glass half empty	The Light In Chains
0.98	1.27	Stalking the wily meme	The Light In Chains
-0.69	1.13	Irritable Bowl Syndrome	The Light In Chains
0.45	1.24	Razing Alabama	The Light In Chains
-0.24	1.17	West of the tacos	The Light In Chains
0.42	0.99	Hat tip to Achewood	The Light In Chains
0.02	1.34	everclearasil	The Light In Chains
0.19	1.34	time travel pair o' docs	The Light In Chains
0.28	1.09	The milk of human blindness	The Light In Chains
0.23	1.29	kittens made into mittens	The Light In Chains
0.04	1.18	Climate Controlled Substance (another attempt)	The Light In Chains
0.04	0.83	This maglight goes in the dark (remix)	The Light In Chains
0.42	1.36	puts the oral in funeral (my take)	The Light In Chains
1.02	1.71	what goes up	The Light In Chains
-0.03	1.09	uranus staring induced brain damage (my take)	The Light In Chains
0.54	1.27	The Savoury Squeezings of Leftover Meat	The Light In Chains
0.37	1.12	Tales from the crips: Edited Open 23743	The Light In Chains
0.32	1.10	Vague in the Hague	The Light In Chains
0.24	1.12	If I said you had a beautiful body would you dig it up and move it?	The Light In Chains
0.15	1.50	Lead lined charisma briefcase	The Light In Chains
0.08	1.28	Attr: E-mail doing the rounds	The Light In Chains
0.41	1.06	Laissez les bon temps reprise	The Light In Chains
-0.21	1.59	Morning Radio gag steal	The Light In Chains
0.31	1.18	Salt in the womb	The Light In Chains
-0.71	1.35	tropical no longer topical	The Light In Chains
0.40	1.12	backbeats for your sweetmeats	The Light In Chains
-0.04	1.54	Return of the fellowship of the attack of the spider-clones	The Light In Chains
0.65	1.38	Whipped cream in the bloodstream	The Light In Chains
0.68	1.25	Crackuccino offers lifeline for caffeine intolerant	The Light In Chains
0.20	1.45	The mucous membrane of management (124)	The Light In Chains
-0.17	1.46	Spam on the lam, woah black betty	The Light In Chains
-0.26	1.66	Purge of Glurge (rewrite 2984)	The Light In Chains
0.98	1.75	Bringing pufferfish to the potluck	The Light In Chains
-0.14	1.65	Contains Nuts	The Light In Chains
-0.42	1.19	Nigh on wan Juan	The Light In Chains
0.39	1.40	Crouching Tigger, Hidden Kanga	The Light In Chains
0.09	1.07	balance of power shower	The Light In Chains
-0.35	1.24	Old school tae bo	The Light In Chains
0.38	1.33	Secrete, Santa	The Light In Chains
-0.07	0.91	Blind man's buffy	The Light In Chains
-1.01	1.63	The Where Bitch Project	The Light In Chains
-0.20	1.29	old gag, new trix	The Light In Chains
0.00	1.15	Bar Stool Sample	The Light In Chains
1.24	1.52	Damned if you doo-be-doo (do-over)	The Light In Chains
0.12	1.34	Biting the hand that feels you	The Light In Chains
0.49	1.51	Iraq my brains	The Light In Chains
1.12	1.71	It's not the whining, it's the taking part	The Light In Chains
-0.54	1.15	Swait and Bitch	The Light In Chains
0.40	1.02	when a body meets a body passed out on rye	The Light In Chains
-0.05	1.54	Leggo my purse! (my attempt)	The Light In Chains
0.47	1.22	SUV Radiation	The Light In Chains
0.33	1.10	Low-celestial spread	The Light In Chains
-0.11	1.10	requiescat in pace car	The Light In Chains
-0.14	1.50	the unorthodox likeness of bean	The Light In Chains
-0.69	1.85	Rohypnol = one night stunned (21891; VX)	The Open Marauder
-0.16	1.26	deadly evil death commando of destruction and death (4482)	The Open Marauder
0.20	1.37	howard phillips lovekraftwerk (5719; reposted by VX)	The Open Marauder
0.10	1.27	subliterate jests for itinerant guests (4041)	The Open Marauder
-0.10	1.00	Now with 1/3 the calories (10)	The Open Marauder
0.19	1.07	rotating the tires on the wheelbarrow of life (54664)	The Open Marauder
-0.17	1.17	maniacal moans from the morgue (21750; VX)	The Open Marauder
-0.44	1.03	here come the jallopies (4278)	The Open Marauder
0.11	1.24	invisible worm that needs to get sober (6030)	The Open Marauder
-0.17	1.02	it's a lateral growth (6426)	The Open Marauder
-0.40	1.02	Sucking the Creamy Goodness out of Life (5152; VX)	The Open Marauder
0.17	1.22	Smite! (904)	The Open Marauder
-0.07	1.30	with hands like this, who needs enemas? (6046)	The Open Marauder
0.45	1.34	Kidney Porn (107)	The Open Marauder
-0.18	1.50	"Sine Qui Nine" Latin: gin, straight up. (2894)	The Open Marauder
0.46	1.39	just another manic mondale (5151)	The Open Marauder
0.26	1.01	marmite or marmots? you be the judge	The Open Marauder
0.31	1.61	better late than... (11)	The Open Marauder
0.46	1.50	Fruit of the Luminescent Fungus (55023; reposted by VX)	The Open Marauder
0.07	1.44	Nine-Inch Nemesis (4040)	The Open Marauder
-0.22	1.04	a very parisian pigeon variety (5513)	The Open Marauder
-0.20	1.31	the fine citizens of mayberry (3329)	The Open Marauder
0.84	1.18	Top Contender For Front Ender Fender Bender (54702)	The Open Marauder
-0.62	1.43	Murmuring Muses of Mythos (41739 slight edit)	The Open Marauder
-0.68	1.33	under my dead body (4195)	The Open Marauder
-0.04	1.36	Furniture Snorting and Your Teen (6163)	The Open Marauder
0.59	1.09	doomed from the start (6184)	The Open Marauder
-0.44	1.74	hung like a butterfly, sting like a bee (21680)	The Open Marauder
0.22	1.30	Liverpool Leprosy (1611)	The Open Marauder
-0.23	1.07	Diggin Superman T-Shirts (6056)	The Open Marauder
0.38	1.62	Jackhammer Back Massage (2002; reposted by VX)	The Open Marauder
-0.07	1.62	I can't help failing in love with you	therandomthink
-0.03	1.07	Do you love Britain? ASBO-fucking-lutely!	therandomthink
0.07	1.03	the great chops of Keops.	therandomthink
0.12	1.17	2007 gargling world championships	therandomthink
0.68	1.22	laxative chocolates for compulsive eaters	therandomthink
-0.42	1.58	like chicken soup for the belly	therandomthink
-0.06	1.32	One Arquette steak; medium, rare	therandomthink
-0.16	1.95	we seek... the holy quail	therandomthink
-0.04	1.01	food for the glistening generations	therandomthink
-0.04	1.09	Hobbit forming	therandomthink
-0.14	1.40	I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for fiddling kids	therandomthink
0.26	1.26	Bum and Raisin? I scream!	therandomthink
-0.14	1.65	No more Mr. Lice guy	Thomas76H
0.59	1.35	The tip-off of an Emo Philips ripoff	todcra
0.54	1.24	The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Poached Again	todcra
-0.28	0.95	Paranoia is my only friend	todcra
0.38	1.31	beef for keef	todcra
-0.33	1.24	Duct tape and tinted window special	todcra
-0.04	1.37	slack rodent motherfucker	todcra
-0.50	1.33	pencil test of the third best	todcra
-0.04	1.24	Forum Swipe: Dennis Conroy's "Turmoil at the Turnip Factory"	todcra
0.13	1.44	Feelings, now on sale	todcra
0.34	1.59	Gangrene for the teens [Failed Audition Rewrite]	todcra
-0.17	1.11	the very last burned hat of the day ever	todcra
-0.08	1.38	Dr Who's your daddy	Tom Swift
0.62	1.56	smells like white spirit	Tom Swift
-0.12	1.44	the diceman cometh	Tom Swift
0.25	1.32	comic strip tease	Tom Swift
-0.15	1.27	you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bisexual made for two	Tom Swift
0.13	1.14	just like that	Tom Swift
0.08	1.20	the wages of sin are $5 an hour plus tips	Tom Swift
-0.30	1.25	the one where Tom fixes the punctuation	Tom Swift
0.63	0.96	Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Gary Glitter	Tom Swift
0.22	1.30	Dear RMCSers: I am God (reload)	Tom Swift
-1.22	1.49	Tiggers With Attitude	Tom Swift
-0.16	0.93	spanking the organ grinder	Tom Swift
-0.56	1.41	kangaroo court in session, Judge Skippy presiding	Tom Swift
-0.06	1.26	pump action pimp	Tom Swift
-0.37	1.53	the comic what I wrote on Wednesday	Tom Swift
-0.12	1.19	beat your own meat	Tom Swift
0.47	1.35	free the Indy 500	Tom Swift
0.34	1.19	Tequila Mockingbird	Tom Swift
-0.15	1.52	raquet in your packet (my take)	Tom Swift
0.25	0.83	sometimes you eat the meat, sometimes the meat eats you	Tom Swift
-0.54	1.96	vague in William Hague	Tom Swift
-0.09	1.74	Le Pen est mightier than le sword	Tom Swift
0.28	1.52	comedy set to warped factor 10	Tom Swift
-0.71	1.40	the comic that's been sexed up by the government	Tom Swift
-0.08	1.39	one for the honey, two for the ho ho ho	Tom Swift
0.16	1.28	a whale is not a fish - it's an insect	Tom Swift
-0.15	1.05	building a nude world order	Tom Swift
0.17	1.56	My Big Fat Geek Wedding	Tom Swift
-0.01	1.49	Victor/Victoria's Secret	TomSingleton
0.03	1.83	Peni tenti non penitentpole	TomSingleton
0.04	1.67	Faster, killcat! Pussy! Pussy!	TomSingleton
-0.08	1.32	Angst in your pangst	TomSingleton
-0.05	1.13	the final dream of jean poutine (fixed)	Torgo
0.11	1.21	the withheld wages of sin	Torgo
0.35	1.09	cream of the crap	Torgo
0.01	1.16	life is just a bowl of cherry bombs (v. 2.1)	Torgo
-0.04	0.80	chestnuts from the chipmunk of trickery	Torgo
0.35	1.00	filet klingon (open 34160)	Torgo
-0.35	0.78	under the cloaca of darkness	Torgo
0.00	0.86	when nothing will do but the worst	Torgo
-0.34	1.38	filmed in meat-o-vision	Torgo
0.10	0.82	the mealy-mouthed mutterer of miasmas	Torgo
-0.19	1.16	drowning in an empty bucket	Torgo
-0.11	0.93	Let it plead (my take, with permission)	Torgo
0.88	0.82	edmund mozzarella fitzgerald	Torgo
-0.52	1.55	the spontaneous combustion engine	Torgo
0.29	1.40	from chadguay, with love (open 34163)	Torgo
0.06	1.60	official midsized car of the damned (2)	Torgo
-0.22	1.14	theory of the leisure-suit class	Torgo
0.01	0.99	pyromania for the dyslexic	Torgo
-0.32	2.21	cabbages and kings	trick
0.07	1.18	toluene in your fog machine	twin4fifteez
0.15	1.00	iambic rants in latex pants	twin4fifteez
-0.56	1.75	banana slug frappé	twin4fifteez
-0.45	1.47	beer-soaked clothing in Las Vegas (NM)	twin4fifteez
0.48	1.12	kappa cow gang-purge	twin4fifteez
-0.26	1.41	Dynamic Dogs Stealing from the Dinosaur Boneyard (III)	Unitarian Jihadist
-0.23	1.43	Awesome Avengers of Aging Aquifers	Unitarian Jihadist
-0.33	1.47	Giggling Gorillas on the Battlestar Galactica	Unitarian Jihadist
-0.20	1.08	Is it Just Dirt that Graveyard Gophers Vomit? (revised)	Unitarian Jihadist
-0.19	1.52	talk to the elbow (the hand's not listening) [spellcheck]	Vaca
-0.36	1.48	danger kitten	Vaca
0.58	1.32	the bleeding abcess on the gums of comedy	Vaca
0.36	1.16	here's looking at you, KITT	Vaca
-0.88	1.47	goodnight, everybody!	Vaca
0.02	0.83	like a horse in a chicken suit	Vaca
0.00	1.09	storming the white castle	Vaca
-0.52	1.43	low on life, but high on death	Vaca
-0.02	1.18	gazing into the void and laughing	Vaca
0.40	1.03	retro futurism	Vaca
0.27	1.27	comedy saltmine	Vaca
-0.04	1.15	the white elephant of comedy	Vaca
0.25	1.39	the hangnail of comedy	Vaca
-0.24	2.13	Ooo! That smarts (Vaca).	Vaca
0.26	1.34	we'll always have parasites	Vaca
0.84	1.51	the bukkake of comedy	Vaca
-0.34	1.02	dehancing the enhancement	Vaca
-0.18	0.92	a spirtual salve for a mental abrasion	Vaca
0.00	1.04	somewhere between sesame and elm streets	Vaca
0.30	1.16	comes in your mouth, not in your hands	Vaca
0.11	1.12	ecce homogenous (wrong bark right tree)	Vaca
0.31	1.37	the deep, dark, pathetic secret	Vaca
1.36	1.71	and your little dog, too	Vaca
-0.43	1.01	greetings from the other side	Vaca
0.86	1.32	the contagion spreads inexorably	Vaca
-0.01	1.13	dude, let's get a band together (rewrite)	Vaca
0.36	1.22	born to run in terror	Vaca
-0.09	1.34	the unfortunate fellatio	Vaca
0.11	1.00	an affair to remember for the syphillis	Vaca
1.18	1.76	the toothbrush in your candy stash	Vaca
-0.16	1.17	trickle-down urinomics	Vaca
0.83	1.35	burning the night away	Vaca
0.26	1.41	tequlia mockingbird (vaca, for the hell of it)	Vaca
0.31	1.26	speak softly and carry a big bullhorn	Vaca
0.25	1.28	the unholy spirit	Vaca
0.13	0.94	the tremulous heights of inanity	Vaca
-0.14	1.65	leave 'em alone, williams?	Vaca
-0.06	1.25	the baby in the bathwater	Vaca
0.56	1.40	popping up for air and nachos	Vaca
0.14	1.34	trembling before zod	Vaca
0.02	0.90	the other white powder	Vaca
0.24	1.33	row row row your bloat, vaca	Vaca
0.01	1.72	break me off a piece of that kitty kat	Vaca
0.10	1.32	a million tiny voices demanding to be heard	Vaca
-0.04	0.96	the del mcfury band	Vaca
-0.64	1.65	weekend throwaway	Vaca
0.28	1.23	my kingdom for a couple bucks	Vaca
0.56	1.09	dancing to that apocalypso beat	Vaca
0.24	1.28	the bridgework of miami-dade county	Vaca
-0.04	1.09	the executioner's nasal whining	Vaca
0.13	1.37	winnie the pimp	Vaca
0.44	1.17	rock over london, rock on chicago	Vaca
0.24	1.09	kneeling before the lord, and swallowing	Vaca
-0.05	1.33	do the vroom-vroom	Vaca
-0.42	1.36	soaring on the wings of desire	Vaca
-0.02	1.24	a cabinet of dunces	Vaca
-0.60	1.21	killing you softly (no song neccesary)	Vaca
0.06	1.31	strong enough for a man, but made of a woman	Vaca
0.09	1.53	on the gravy train, but seated in the snot caboose	Vaca
-0.04	0.76	new god ultra for cleaner souls	Vaca
0.28	1.06	scintilating sensation of anal abrasion, one more	Vaca
0.46	1.25	hillbilly's souffle	Vaca
0.08	1.16	heavy petting zoo	Vaca
0.22	0.99	low blow job	Vaca
-0.29	0.76	crumbs of the universe	Vaca
0.07	1.28	lemme give this shower thang a shot	Vaca
0.23	1.07	receding ass hair line	Vaca
0.09	1.23	burn baby burn (in my disco inferno)	Vaca
0.25	1.31	it's got a good beat and you can dance to it	Vaca
0.68	1.14	plaster disaster	Vaca
0.10	1.29	riddle me this, batman	Vaca
-0.24	1.21	your comedy epidural	Vaca
0.28	1.15	comedy from beyond	Vaca
-0.12	1.48	shaken not stirred	Vaca
-0.11	1.27	the bastard son of a thousand keanes, rewrite	Vaca
0.08	1.32	the pork side of the moon	Vaca
0.07	1.11	rolling down the river of blood II	Vaca
0.52	1.14	your reptilian ancestor, edit	Vaca
0.29	1.50	from the plate to the toilet	Vaca
0.28	1.09	evil to the corps	Vaca
-1.26	1.68	satan's private messenger	Vaca
0.16	1.17	a pound of flesh	Vaca
-0.30	0.85	forces of dumbness	Vaca
-0.09	1.46	this space intentionally left blank	Vaca
0.11	1.22	dare to be diffident	Vaca
0.19	1.16	a humorous salve for your genital dandruff	Vaca
0.52	1.15	delusions of adequacy	Vaca
-0.06	1.33	is it gonna be you and me forever? (oh oh oh)	Vaca
0.06	1.60	faster than a bursting aneurysm	Vaca
-0.11	1.45	touch me I'm Dick	Vaca
-0.45	1.15	moo-ve along	Vaca
0.39	1.53	the pasta for your rasta	Vaca
-0.25	1.47	in the news	Vaca
0.16	0.89	hocking up a loogy of love	Vaca
-0.18	1.27	paging doctor dubious	Vaca
-0.16	1.02	small time duck dealer	Vaca
-0.02	1.50	newly reformulated and lemony-fresh	Vaca
-0.08	1.25	putting the "fun" in "unfunny" (grammar check)	Vaca
-0.19	1.24	it's all downhill from here	Vaca
-0.08	1.13	harry potter and the anal intruder	Vaca
0.32	1.28	the eight track of destiny	Vaca
0.08	1.26	belle and sebastian bach	Vaca
0.67	1.26	the cruel crawling foam	Vaca
-0.45	1.90	the fox and the honda (clarification)	Vaca
-0.38	1.03	toe cheese whiz	Vaca
0.23	1.19	three dog fight (edit)	Vaca
0.24	1.37	the five-egg comedy omelette	Vaca
0.48	1.02	trains, planes, and automatons	Vaca
0.04	1.39	the broken home stretch	Vaca
0.11	0.95	episode VI: return of the jabberwocky	Vaca
-0.11	1.16	food stamp act	Vaca
0.78	1.21	blocking insanity as your mind looks for an open receiver	Vaca
0.14	1.15	a cry for attention	Vaca
-0.09	1.28	the 72 ounce man-syrup slurpee	Vaca
-0.21	1.39	moral compass gone awry	Vaca
0.14	1.37	comedy's crawlspace	Vaca
-0.15	1.31	Postcard From the Abyss Saying "Wish You Were Here"	Valseregwen
0.54	1.24	Fruit of the Luminescent Fugus (redo)	Valseregwen
-0.09	0.93	60-Hertz Fandango (learned to count)	Valseregwen
0.29	0.94	Small. Rabbit. Kebabs.	Valseregwen
-0.09	1.17	employee picnic at the waste-treatment plant	Valseregwen
-0.39	1.16	If you've got the clap and you know it...	Valseregwen
1.27	2.28	dangerous lesions	Veep
0.35	1.37	hot blooded	Veep
-0.38	1.39	idea by karen	Veep
0.56	1.57	Sucking the marrow out of life	Veep
-0.38	1.41	supposed former incubation junkie	Veep
-0.16	1.63	shake me, bake me, rack me, smack me	Veep
-0.21	1.45	the color of pain	Veep
-0.57	1.63	teacher's pet	Veep
0.26	1.36	the refuse I can't refuse	Veep
0.32	1.01	the soft squish of mind grapes	Vitamin X
-0.01	1.61	how do you solve a problem like pyorrhea?	Vitamin X
0.31	1.28	impeding the flow of conversation	Vitamin X
0.05	1.56	postal worker contracts dreaded "basket full of puppies"	Vitamin X
0.11	0.83	life's a stage and we're all in the caste (rewrite)	Vitamin X
0.01	1.28	a home-grown tasochism mango	Vitamin X
0.02	1.40	tawana told a fib	Vitamin X
-0.14	1.52	the grape-nuts of wrath	Vitamin X
0.25	1.13	in lieu of sleep, write comics	Vitamin X
0.02	2.30	snorkling in jello (Open 21789 - no author equals public domain)	Vitamin X
0.08	1.17	the clapper for your crapper	Vitamin X
-0.04	1.19	billy barty pity party	Vitamin X
0.25	1.72	vitameatavegaministry	Vitamin X
0.13	1.38	venus infers (ermine remix)	Vitamin X
0.12	1.61	bombs over baghead	Vitamin X
0.01	0.89	goodbye to ro-mans	Vitamin X
0.41	1.72	touched by an anvil (valenti mix)	Vitamin X
-0.30	1.39	dreams with shark meat	Vitamin X
-0.02	1.81	it's raining fish on prom night	Vitamin X
0.21	1.90	a little bit o' jericho by my side	Vitamin X
-0.02	1.81	philadelphia freedom fighters	Vitamin X
0.17	1.57	ventilated hush money	Vitamin X
0.40	1.99	the guns n' roses circus sideshow	Vitamin X
0.02	1.39	isn't it bionic?	Vitamin X
0.08	0.99	hot cross buns of steel	Vitamin X
0.18	1.46	The Dukes of Earl	Vorro
-0.04	0.91	Larva lamps grow into glow-bugs	Vorro
0.08	1.39	Charles Monroe	Vorro
0.06	1.40	Yellow snow bunnies	Vorro
0.74	1.70	Atlas Farted	Vorro
0.68	1.46	Postmortemism	Vorro
0.12	1.45	Dairy air from your derriere	Vorro
0.21	1.31	nosecandyland	Vorro
-0.10	1.70	teen esprit de corps	Vorro
0.43	0.93	bubonic colonic	Vorro
0.44	1.20	Tequila Mockingbird (Vorro's going to hell Remix)	Vorro
0.27	1.08	OU8UB402	Vorro
0.11	1.51	We all live in a Meatball Submarine	Vorro
-0.03	1.16	Brought to you by 2 doses of Vicks NyQuil	Vorro
0.03	1.37	Cabinet meating	Vorro
0.20	0.79	Peek-a-boo in the ICU	Wags
-0.36	1.40	The Zodiac Killer Drove a Taurus	Wags
-0.25	0.84	Close Encounters of the Harassment Kind	Wags
0.09	0.91	This Gnu for Hire (reloaded)	Wags
-0.05	0.86	Like Water Wings on a Duck	Wags
0.11	0.73	Pinching a Sugarloaf	Wags
0.29	1.07	Bedpan Cooking Set (v. 2)	Wags
0.27	0.75	doo-doo in your underoos	Wags
0.16	1.24	You don't say...	Wags
0.08	0.95	Why Do Parrots Mock Me?	Wags
-0.22	1.11	More No-Shows than a Death Row Reunion Party (final cut)	Wags
0.44	1.62	The Solar Eclipse is a Cover-Up	Wags
-0.43	0.86	Seven Habits of Effectively High People (v. 2)	Wags
-0.36	0.98	Hybrid cars go both ways (v. 2)	Wags
-0.19	1.09	Mob hits are a Gang Bang	Wags
0.29	0.99	Bringing a knife to a thermo-nuclear war	Wags
0.02	0.97	Is It Me, Or Am I Self-Centered?	Wags
-0.25	0.96	Rocky Road for the Good Humor Man	Wags
-0.21	1.23	The weather is here, wish you were beautiful	Wags
-0.55	1.28	Is a white cocaine user a crack cracker?	Wags
-0.40	1.21	Like viagra for floppy disks (v. 2)	Wags
-0.49	1.28	Stop Staring At My Spice Rack	Wags
0.55	1.30	What's the frequency, Kenneth?	Wags
0.11	0.91	Federal Agents do it undercover (grammar enhanced)	Wags
0.49	1.09	Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Homicidal	Wags
0.08	1.05	Munckins Worked the Poppy Fields of Oz	Wags
-0.27	0.60	solo me-o	Wags
-0.28	1.00	There's no P in my ool.	Wags
0.06	1.08	Fraternities are all Greek to me	Wags
0.28	0.56	In Godzilla We Trust (riffing)	Wags
0.43	1.16	Parting Shot	Wags
0.21	1.27	Hybrid cars go both ways	Wags
0.31	1.04	Exhibitionists only buy pants that are half off.	Wags
-0.28	1.54	beef tongue	Wags
0.09	0.91	Was Sanka served on the Titanic?	Wags
-0.20	1.29	Inbreeding = Sexual Relations (v.3)	Wags
-0.16	1.21	Trainwreck on a one-track mind	Wags
0.29	0.80	The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly in Spain...Duh	Wags
-0.22	1.05	The Devil Went Down In Georgette (v.3)	Wags
0.24	0.80	Musicians prefer the rhythm method	Wags
0.13	1.00	Busier than the Lost-n-Found at a Leper Colony.	Wags
-0.04	1.10	Carpools Cause Flooded Engines (v.2)	Wags
0.10	1.00	Do Midgets Ride the Short Bus?	Wags
0.05	1.00	You say shalom, I say slalom	Wags
0.29	1.28	Dust Bunnies are Low Maintenance Pets	Wags
-1.85	1.24	Fall up, go MOOB	Wasaabi
-0.20	1.60	Tiger By The Testes	Wendigo
-0.34	1.39	Non-Fairy Creamer	Wendigo
0.08	1.20	bicycle inner-tube patch recycler (my Open #44810)	Wolfrick
-0.15	1.22	floss for your other cavities (redux; original concept)	Wolfrick
0.73	1.26	Cthulhu's table linen (My Open#44645)	Wolfrick
-0.18	1.29	Must a comic strip have a tagline?	Xopher
0.01	1.18	bitters for the bitter	Xopher
0.48	1.31	an ever-fixed skidmark	Xopher
0.06	1.91	Church of the Seventh-Day Defeatists	Xopher
0.77	1.30	Like Water for Postum (open #37890)	Xopher
-0.13	1.55	I milk you, Hateman Dan (c.f. open 37887)	Xopher
-0.66	1.22	Public Urination--2nd Offense	Xopher
-0.02	1.58	Putting the Dog in Doggerel	Xopher
-0.16	1.21	The Other Red Meat	Xopher
-0.16	0.97	spanking you in advance	Xopher
0.19	1.30	like trying to imagine your granny masturbating	Xopher
0.10	1.19	Drawing circles with an Etch-a-Sketch (refurbished)	Xopher
-0.32	1.26	Young Dan, or Extenuating Circumstances - Take 2	Xopher
-0.16	1.22	frozen custard's last stand	Zeener Diode
0.12	0.96	a jubilant chorus of barking shins (rewrite)	Zeener Diode
-0.18	1.16	how much is that doggie on the griddle (with a nod to DG)	Zeener Diode
0.65	1.11	tainted with oil	Zeener Diode
-0.58	0.88	available with four easy spinal installments	Zeener Diode
0.08	0.83	the pumice in your pomeade (part II)	Zeener Diode
0.31	0.83	montessori's revenge	Zeener Diode
-0.18	0.89	on the heels of oblivion	Zeener Diode
0.35	0.96	writhing to the oldies	Zeener Diode
-0.14	1.35	catch a tv star and put him in your freezer	Zeener Diode
-0.28	1.22	what kind of kids eat armour plating?	Zeener Diode
0.12	0.82	tales to make Walt Disney's head spin in his bell jar	Zeener Diode
-0.23	0.84	mangling participles	zenmaster
-0.75	1.95	Since you're crazy, can we see your nuts?	zenmaster
-0.20	1.58	Bisquick in my BIOS	zenmaster
0.21	1.36	mutatis mutandis	zenmaster
-0.48	1.49	lint emitting diode	zenmaster
0.05	1.15	Just Say Gnaw.	zenmaster
-0.12	1.31	pompano circumstance	zenmaster
0.22	1.71	mission imperceptible	zenmaster
0.08	1.54	Boo says...What???	zenmaster
-0.16	1.58	chevy vague	zenmaster
0.20	1.34	veterinary incontinence	zenmaster
0.17	1.49	chipmunks roasting on an open pyre	zenmaster
0.02	1.41	grown up klismaphilia list	zenmaster
0.33	1.46	blender bender rerender	zenmaster
0.06	1.14	alas, babble	zenmaster