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0.341.59 Gangrene for the teens [Failed Audition Rewrite]todcra
-0.280.95 Paranoia is my only friendtodcra
-0.281.16 reductio ad absurdum ad absurdumCruel_Meta
-0.141.50 the unorthodox likeness of beanThe Light In Chains
0.160.88 wonka's everlasting gob (crisper and wuzless)Temperance
0.391.67"bacony" - resembling baconChickenCow
0.001.77"Come on Baleen," by Bob Marley & the WhalersThe Hanged Man
0.261.32"look maw, no hands!"lordstatik
-0.181.50"Sine Qui Nine" Latin: gin, straight up. (2894)The Open Marauder
0.101.05"the phrase that pays" files for bankruptcy ("less suck" remix)Pete B
0.311.29'Scuse me, while I kiss this guySmoothP
-0.091.32(Percy Bysshe Shelley) Apologies to allInteresting Steve
0.020.88(tub)girl power!lordstatik
0.071.24+5 for knowing where voter livesPete B
-0.391.12-1 for unoriginal taglineKodiak
0.331.53...and the whores you rode in on.PianoDemon
0.051.29...makes baby Jesus cryTemperance
-0.091.71...makes my nipples hardJeff R
-0.471.640340 in the house of sinRevHippie
-0.060.9910 Murphy's Stouts in the clip. fire away at funnygroovintodigweed
0.351.21100 Million to Make Pluto Nash. 4.3 Million Return. There Goes My 401Preloggy
0.711.60100 percent of the voteJamie
0.511.33100 years of dignitudeCaptain Annoying
-0.771.68100% real fruitNeo
-0.041.47101 Claymations, Take 2Minja
-1.281.832 kibbles and bitsHorselover Fat
0.121.172007 gargling world championshipstherandomthink
-0.371.1720th Century Oswalds (Open: 64371)Rowdy Theologian
0.501.4123 December 2020: the year megahal became self-awareBernt Pancreas
0.691.233600 seconds in an hour (old Open)Reoer
-0.101.284 out of 5 wonder why I'm creating my own versionGar
0.161.12454 Grams of Fleshmarkdiscordia
0.831.1750 credit hours in collageBagHead
-0.241.5260 Miles of Blue AsphaltDavid J. Bianco
-0.090.9360-Hertz Fandango (learned to count)Valseregwen
-0.221.1764 slices of american pieBagHead
-0.091.509 LivesGumGirl
0.121.1690 percent of everything is lovelyBagHead
0.141.2098% substance free (post crash repost)Interesting Steve
0.451.02a big bucketful of warm maple syrupDeath Goat
0.681.48A big helping of salvation in every biteDevilman
-0.311.18a Blain in the glassbocus mucus suc us!!!!!
0.331.37a body hits a body aftter finishing the ryeBernt Pancreas
-0.151.15A Bout de Souffle is AsthmaticPreloggy
0.351.03a brain trust of cosmic dustobc_spike
-0.061.28A Brass Band In A VacuumChris Bourke
-0.021.24a cabinet of duncesVaca
0.000.85a caper on paperMingelover
0.281.45A cheap trick with a cardboard boxCruel_Meta
-0.601.63a christmas meatrolllilith
0.071.34A Clockwork OrangutanMagus
0.011.54A clone again, naturallyPreloggy
0.171.03A coffee break for SisyphusThe Light In Chains
0.141.15a cry for attentionVaca
0.141.54a drybed of tie-dyed salmon deadheadsHouse of Eeyore
-0.171.49A Dutiful GrindJamie
-0.241.26a face only a motherfucker could love (2nd ed.)Captain Annoying
-0.961.73a fine line between right and wronglibertine
0.641.11a first comic for the second timeConrad Zaar
0.070.97A Fistfull of MolarsInteresting Steve
-0.421.81A friend is a terrible thing to wasteHorselover Fat
0.141.10a funnel thing happend on the way to the trailer parkDeath Goat
0.241.40a goose walking across your gravyBernt Pancreas
0.011.28a home-grown tasochism mangoVitamin X
0.191.16a humorous salve for your genital dandruffVaca
0.120.96a jubilant chorus of barking shins (rewrite)Zeener Diode
-0.221.21a large order of macho ballsJoeNotCharles
-0.431.10A lass; poor Yorick!Interesting Steve
-0.541.55a lethal dose of mind-macarenaDave Filippi
0.211.90a little bit o' jericho by my sideVitamin X
0.541.79a little ditty 'bout jackin' dianeSquad Car
-0.250.77A little dog named Snuggles (resurrected)SmoothP
0.111.23a little sumpin' sump pumpBernt Pancreas
-0.171.14a man, a plan, a canneloni (revised)Jamie
-0.551.95a man, a plan, an anal panamaSquad Car
0.161.17a match made in heckLuchog
-0.101.29a medical swab of corn on the cobChickenCow
0.451.09a mild groan, revisitedPete B
0.101.32a million tiny voices demanding to be heardVaca
0.651.57a momentary lack of rieslingBernt Pancreas
0.191.11A mongoose on the backsideBagHead
-0.251.45A Mootiful BindPreloggy
-0.080.91a new and flatulent God arisesInteresting Steve
0.111.27A Nice PearPreloggy
0.321.27a nice pyromantic candlelight dinnerDeath Goat
-0.251.13a partial eclipse of the livercraeze
0.481.06a penny for keeping your thoughts to yourselfPete B
-0.330.90A Pimple on the Ass of HumanityNuke-Marine
0.301.28A piss and a promiseInteresting Steve
-0.300.50A plague on wordsInteresting Steve
-0.031.14a pot of lips nowPreloggy
0.161.17a pound of fleshVaca
-2.352.78a public service announcementPete B
-0.031.33A Remembrance of Gas Past (I swear, I've learned to spell by now)StikyIcky
-0.101.35A riddle wrapped in an enema (open 54679 rewrite)SmoothP
0.071.16a run in your stalkingBernt Pancreas
-0.511.55a snitch in timecatbear
-0.180.92a spirtual salve for a mental abrasionVaca
-0.081.29A square pig in a round holeBagHead
-0.461.42a street girl named desire'pete
0.631.69A tagline must have a comicThe Hanged Man
0.100.91A tongue bath for your soul (Open #58926)ACog
-0.731.47a topical vacation for twopoe117
-0.051.15a tough ho' to roeTerritan
0.121.05a truckful of puckish trinitariansHouse of Eeyore
-0.221.04a very parisian pigeon variety (5513)The Open Marauder
0.161.28a whale is not a fish - it's an insectTom Swift
-0.081.27a white lie is aversion of the truthOrion Q. Pickletickle
-0.371.41A Winter Haikuschizoguy
0.171.28a world of pure dimasculationpete
0.741.45Abscess makes the heart grow fungusInteresting Steve
-0.550.97abusing my religion (open ????)Mingelover
0.010.96access all ariasInteresting Steve
-0.061.22accidental NeroInteresting Steve
0.481.37Acid TablaInteresting Steve
0.301.11ACME Nooses: Good to the last dropNuke-Marine
-0.071.04act-fancer cybernetic hyper weaponMingelover
-0.301.50Adam Condoms: Ribbed for her creationNuke-Marine
-0.221.58Adam's Ribbed for Her PleasurePreloggy
0.471.23adjacent to your complete breakfastFlwyd
-0.040.99Aggravated FlatteryMagus
0.060.90Agouti gumdropsThe Hanged Man
0.051.17Ah! Bidets are here againInteresting Steve
0.041.18Ain't no holodeck girlThe Hanged Man
-0.431.28ain't no moonshine when she's gone (redo)Captain Annoying
-0.601.50Akitchen CabinetKodiak
-0.601.93al and gary, quite contraryherpules
0.061.14alas, babblezenmaster
0.630.81alexei sayles taxBernt Pancreas
0.110.98alice in wonderbraBernt Pancreas
0.341.18all agog over leapfrog againBernt Pancreas
0.511.05All Dogs Go to OvenThe Light In Chains
0.031.53All High on the Western BluntStikyIcky
-0.181.31All I Want for Christmas is a Plus Z-ScorePreloggy
-0.051.27All I Want is Radio Lady GagaPreloggy
0.071.15All men by nature desire to, no?The Hanged Man
0.011.33all that in nothing flat (OpenRMCS 16399)Soren
-0.050.90All this and fist full of gristRakfink
-0.301.43all your freebase belong to gusPreloggy
0.611.23am I the only one who notices Dan's nametag is backwards?Pete B
0.141.88amber waves of painChickenCow
0.570.98ammonia aromatherapy for the unconsciousBernt Pancreas
0.111.00an affair to remember for the syphillisVaca
0.481.31an ever-fixed skidmarkXopher
-0.071.75An Issue With Your Inner Tissue (Attr: btg #4662)Ipso Facto
0.040.99an old contest, a new beginningPete B
0.321.10An oldie but goody two-shoe.Nuke-Marine
0.091.23And figs might ply!Interesting Steve
0.240.94and now... number three... the larchDeath Goat
-0.271.49and the crowd grows weed (open 23046)Pete B
-0.121.44and the dreidel will rockBernt Pancreas
0.271.62And They Call Breaking Wind Mariah CareyPreloggy
0.591.20and you're gonna float there and like itherpules
1.361.71and your little dog, tooVaca
0.500.68And Your Little God, Too.Preloggy
-0.160.94angels with dirty fecesBernt Pancreas
-0.081.32Angst in your pangstTomSingleton
0.251.18Animal of the CarnivalsInteresting Steve
0.221.26annoying anointment (gtd stylee)Bernt Pancreas
-0.201.24anoraknophobia diagnosisTemperance
0.141.31another page that lines the ape cagebongthegong
-0.011.64another steaming mess: my voodoo chiliSquad Car
-0.031.67Another sufferer of Whacked Mole Syndrome (revisited)obc_spike
0.051.27anthrax sports pagePete B
-0.041.29Antlers in the Treetop, by Hugoo Stamoose.Afgncaap
0.561.53any resemblance between these events and actual humor is coincidentalPete B
-0.561.32anybody else want to see Billy, Jeffy, and co. as character options?Pete B
0.051.48aol's new testament: jew got nailed!poe117
-0.181.20Apache Fog (revised a la cm)The Hanged Man
-0.101.09ApartheidiInteresting Steve
0.040.58Aphex twineInteresting Steve
-0.441.71apple turnover in his graveCrisper Than Thou
-0.161.06aqueous humours from nacreous tumorsPerlDiver
-0.441.72Arch-PoeticaSquad Car
0.131.34arctic circle jerkChickenCow
-0.141.31Are you ready for some foosballNildo Crapo
-0.111.32armpit gravyPreloggy
0.051.34arsenic and old spicelordstatik
0.011.45arteries of coalCruel_Meta
0.111.11artery partyBallpein
0.021.31artificial indoctrinationlordstatik
0.231.48as fresh as the day it was abortedMingelover
0.371.28as rich as croesus, with twice the caloriesanvilingus
-0.191.17As shiny as a nuclear goldfish [redux]Cruel_Meta
0.121.44as the jim crow fliesDeath Goat
0.151.17as topical as today's ointmentBernt Pancreas
-0.260.98asbestos is good foodCaptain Annoying
-0.251.12ashes to ashes, meat to meatTemperance
-0.741.44Aspartame is a part of me. (slightly revised)Reverend Toast
0.051.01Ass Hat LinuxJamie
-0.181.38Ass Kissers are Bottom FeedersPreloggy
0.161.22Ass mark nineInteresting Steve
0.240.92ass tricks and oboe licks (tks, DG)Bernt Pancreas
-0.760.83astronautical miles davis (open #111067)KillingAllTheFlies
-0.171.69at the bottom of the humor chainHorselover Fat
0.401.21At the Chinese cooking school, everyone has beginner's duckravgames
0.741.70Atlas FartedVorro
0.121.37Atom and Eve BombPreloggy
0.181.14Atomically correctBagHead
0.291.55atrb: rob balder,, "fishing with grampa"Pete B
-0.351.34Atrophy cabinetInteresting Steve
0.571.06Attention K-Mart shopliftersravgames
0.081.28Attr: E-mail doing the roundsThe Light In Chains
0.051.41attrib: "Go Die" by Mark PeasleePete B
0.431.46attribution, dammit: "Go Die" by Mark PeasleePete B
-0.091.24Attribution: open 20283Bernt Pancreas
0.211.60aurora borealis? you barely know usrictus hep
-0.580.88available with four easy spinal installmentsZeener Diode
-0.231.43Awesome Avengers of Aging AquifersUnitarian Jihadist
0.641.56Axis Sally Strutherspoe117
-1.592.41«RMCS: Now With Unicode!»Soren
-0.291.36b is for bookie, that's good enough for mePete B
-0.101.56baba yogaPete B
-0.381.43Baby Asylum - Birth DefectionsPreloggy
0.351.12Baby baboon meets his dream girl (REVISED)BagHead
-0.161.83bacitracin paperBernt Pancreas
0.011.07Back in the JocksPreloggy
0.290.74back to the stuporlordstatik
0.401.12backbeats for your sweetmeatsThe Light In Chains
-0.190.92bad briansChris Bourke
0.411.09Bad habit for humanityBagHead
-0.061.29Bad Plastic Surgeon? Meet the Botoxic AvengerPreloggy
0.121.39bad touched by an angelPete B
0.221.42bag lady on your manicured lawnPreloggy
-0.350.87baked estrogen pillows layered over al dente discourseHouse of Eeyore
0.091.07balance of power showerThe Light In Chains
0.800.94bald faced eaglelordstatik
0.161.44balderdash and cookie doughPreloggy
0.611.55Bali jai alaiSquad Car
0.150.87ball and painbongthegong
0.090.58Banana Split Personality Riff on #8741opus
0.671.49bananarama republicpoe117
-0.211.49bang a gongGar
0.051.38Bang the Drum Majorette SlowlyPreloggy
0.001.15Bar Stool SampleThe Light In Chains
0.581.02Barbie Needs a Plastic SurgeonPreloggy
-0.251.33Barn Razing with Teen AmishCruel_Meta
0.511.12Baseballs in your UnderallsSoren
0.001.10BASIC instinct (post crash repost)Interesting Steve
-0.231.48Batmantra ForeverThe Hanged Man
0.081.21batmantra returnspoe117
-0.181.31batter up, and don't wafflelordstatik
-0.021.33battlestar catholicaDeath Goat
-0.250.99Beat the MeetlesMagus
-0.121.19beat your own meatTom Swift
1.051.43Beating a patch of grass where there used to be a dead horse.Nuke-Marine
-0.171.11Beating the MeetingPreloggy
0.041.27Because the night was made for loofahsInteresting Steve
0.291.07Bedpan Cooking Set (v. 2)Wags
0.361.31beef for keeftodcra
-0.281.54beef tongueWags
-0.451.47beer-soaked clothing in Las Vegas (NM)twin4fifteez
0.451.31Befriend a bookGar
0.081.26belle and sebastian bachVaca
0.201.00Best Day for a Parade - March 4thPreloggy
0.711.22Best weed in the shireBagHead
0.311.61better late than... (11)The Open Marauder
-0.481.80better off not readHorselover Fat
-1.261.48between a roc and a hard plaiceDarth Waider
0.291.08Beware of Greeks bearing TrojansShlomotheGreat
-0.791.29Beware, I live!Doc Evil
0.081.20bicycle inner-tube patch recycler (my Open #44810)Wolfrick
0.301.21bicycle shorts for your genital warts (my open 36763)Deadbeef
-0.301.21big man on compassPreloggy
0.551.01big truffle in little ChinaInteresting Steve
-0.041.19billy barty pity partyVitamin X
0.691.35Billy bass boatBagHead
0.061.08Bipolar Bears Don't Know if They're Coming or GoingPreloggy
0.051.33birdie in the blenderTemperance
0.361.50Birds turn brown and fall from trees.Gar
-0.591.60Birthday caked underwearHorselover Fat
-0.201.58Bisquick in my BIOSzenmaster
0.131.33Biting the hand that feels youThe Light In Chains
-1.231.45bits and pieces of your brother's niecesFlwyd
0.011.18bitters for the bitterXopher
0.241.17black elvis vs. mothraDeath Goat
0.081.35Black Eyed SneezeChris Bourke
0.171.02Black SabbaticalMagus
0.151.19Blackjack night at the S & M parlorNildo Crapo
-0.131.43bladder control freaksPreloggy
0.721.15Blame it on the boogeymanThe Light In Chains
-0.201.21blasting cap on the un-funny bombgroovintodigweed
-0.191.44blatent, latent and impotentPreloggy
0.331.46blender bender rerenderzenmaster
-0.070.91Blind man's buffyThe Light In Chains
0.771.21blocking insanity as your mind looks for an open receiverVaca
-0.181.47Blocking Spam While on the LamPreloggy
-0.651.12bloddy birdbath of babylon bongthegong
-0.190.72Blogged ArteriesPreloggy
-0.011.07Blowing one note on your own hornBagHead
-0.161.08Blue Comic - Eddie SmurphyPreloggy
-0.591.62Blue Moon CheeseHorselover Fat
-0.361.05Bob Cratchit Sould Have Joined a UnionPreloggy
0.501.62bogus bovines beware balloonsPreloggy
0.131.59bombs over bagheadVitamin X
0.421.16Bon Aniversaire au Vous! (my open #42191)Nuke-Marine
0.121.08Bone IdolInteresting Steve
0.341.75bones in the zonessjam
0.081.54Boo says...What???zenmaster
-0.091.51boob tube lubeShlomotheGreat
0.031.43Boom! Boom! Jake Del'HommeThe Hanged Man
-0.361.69Boot to the head of the classHorselover Fat
0.071.12born to be mild, with a tangy mustard aftertasteGar
0.361.22born to run in terrorVaca
0.411.31Born-Again Kris KristoffersonSquad Car
-0.080.95bottle warmer for cold drunksBernt Pancreas
-0.291.01bra in your mawbongthegong
0.061.33braindrops keep falling on my headInteresting Steve
0.291.40Bread and circusesmarkdiscordia
0.011.72break me off a piece of that kitty katVaca
-0.561.31Breaking Bad Case of Loving YouPreloggy
0.251.28Breaking the law.Gar
-0.211.11Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 1Pirate
0.171.30Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 2Pirate
0.290.99Bringing a knife to a thermo-nuclear warWags
-0.341.28Bringing a part to a harpyInteresting Steve
0.981.75Bringing pufferfish to the potluckThe Light In Chains
-0.120.98British hookers charge by the poundNuke-Marine
-0.031.16Brought to you by 2 doses of Vicks NyQuilVorro
-0.590.91brown bread, beans and bittersqlewless1
0.010.79browning blintzes in your tighty whitiesShlomotheGreat
0.430.93bubonic colonicVorro
0.230.83bucket 'o bling-blinggroovintodigweed
-0.151.21Build your own damn meatBagHead
-0.151.05building a nude world orderTom Swift
-0.160.87Bull Moose BallsPreloggy
0.261.26Bum and Raisin? I scream!therandomthink
0.330.70Bung Hole In OnePreloggy
-0.740.60bungie jumping from the umbilical cordNuke-Marine
0.011.09bunt with your c*ntChickenCow
0.741.39bureaucratic gadget grip, and other black lung referencesherpules
0.021.19burlap dance 3: rise of the burlap machines (orig: 5653)Pete B
0.091.23burn baby burn (in my disco inferno)Vaca
-0.431.28burned againcatbear
-1.091.07burning down the dog ... and it's still burningPete B
0.851.36burning the night awayVaca
0.190.95burnt pop tarts in your thongpoe117
-0.351.34burnt vermicellirocketdyke
0.601.38Burt Reynolds Wrappoe117
0.130.80Bury me deep, I'm cold and clammyMagus
0.191.22Bus despot (The American way)Interesting Steve
0.131.00Busier than the Lost-n-Found at a Leper Colony.Wags
0.321.52Business as Usual SuspectsPreloggy
0.251.38buttery nipple piercingsNuke-Marine
-0.051.25Buy CuriousPreloggy
0.951.90Buzz and BeakNat
0.051.29C-7... Rook to Hairy Bishop...ChickenCow
0.931.52C. Everett Koop Doggy DoggStikyIcky
-0.322.21cabbages and kingstrick
0.031.37Cabinet meatingVorro
0.061.09California brown-out rollsSquad Car
-0.021.31Call Me Archeologist - My Career Lies in RuinsPreloggy
-0.821.37Calling AAA collect.Horselover Fat
0.101.12camels that love to humpgroovintodigweed
-0.010.83Camp Gitmo Satisfaction (riffin')The Hanged Man
-0.411.13Campaign to legalise GomorrahyInteresting Steve
0.081.40can't compute compoteGar
0.440.66Can't Handle the ToothacheThe Hanged Man
-0.941.91can't stand the handicappedbongthegong
0.131.34canadian satanbongthegong
0.041.08candied adam's applelordstatik
0.551.27canned food drive for the recently canned.lordstatik
-0.010.94Captain Nemo's Yellow SubmarineShlomotheGreat
0.551.55Capybara chimichangam_cammarano
-0.791.29Capybaras make excellent pudding.Horselover Fat
-0.241.47carcinogenic joke substitutePete B
0.071.22caress of heelBernt Pancreas
-0.360.94Carmen Electra Complex: Version 2Hysterical Woman
-0.451.40carnal carnival (2)Mingelover
0.581.34carp shootSquad Car
-0.041.10Carpools Cause Flooded Engines (v.2)Wags
-0.472.08Cash Cows for JesusNat
0.361.14Castor oil in your master coil (rewrite)The Light In Chains
0.210.64Cat 'O' Borgnine TailsPreloggy
0.181.18catastrophic damage to the dainty cabbagesHouse of Eeyore
-0.141.35catch a tv star and put him in your freezerZeener Diode
-0.081.02categorical imperialismFlwyd
0.061.36Catherine Yadda Yadda Yadda JonesPreloggy
-0.091.60Catwoman a la modeHorselover Fat
-0.391.44Caught, Trapped & TiedChris Bourke
-0.200.76Celtic Pride and PrejudicePreloggy
0.220.96Centavo Woman (salvaged, old tag forgotten)The Hanged Man
0.061.09Cervix with a smileInteresting Steve
-0.941.76cf. sec. 4(a)(iii) para. 2Horselover Fat
1.411.69chafin' like a bearChickenCow
-0.261.47chamberpot musicBernt Pancreas
-0.241.25Chang & Eng & Edith & ArchieJamie
-0.330.87Changing horses in the middle of the shootInteresting Steve
0.081.39Charles MonroeVorro
0.051.11Chattanooga cheshire chimichangaBagHead
-0.071.04cheap day return of the kingInteresting Steve
0.171.29cheers to spearsHouse of Eeyore
-0.091.59cheese with your industrial disesePreloggy
0.051.48Chemo SabeThe Hanged Man
-0.071.23cherry flavored arsenicbongthegong
-0.040.80chestnuts from the chipmunk of trickeryTorgo
-0.161.58chevy vaguezenmaster
0.311.07chicken pox for the soulFlwyd
0.181.28chicken soup for the soullessPete B
-0.701.50Chicks Dig Religious ZealotsDevilman
0.091.36chinese chubby checker(s)poe117
0.031.36chinese chuck-a-luckAndrew K Suber
0.171.49chipmunks roasting on an open pyrezenmaster
0.211.16chocolate covered ant hillgroovintodigweed
-0.311.59Chopping Block PartyDevilman
0.081.34chowder's louder crowdsHouse of Eeyore
-0.031.37Christmas beerdrood
0.301.13christmas evilMingelover
0.041.31Christmas Sitcom - Mad About JewPreloggy
-0.041.42christopher walken on sunshine blotterBernt Pancreas
-0.051.38chunks of beef in the coral reef (extensively revised)Conrad Zaar
0.061.91Church of the Seventh-Day DefeatistsXopher
0.401.21Cien anos de soledadStikyIcky
0.001.16cincinnati alfredokohne
-0.121.12Civilization and its malcontentsBagHead
0.061.15Clan of the Care BearsThe Hanged Man
0.691.48Clash of the TitiansInteresting Steve
0.041.18Climate Controlled Substance (another attempt)The Light In Chains
-0.091.21Climate Gated Community (my take)Preloggy
0.361.90Climbing the herikostaidernomatonnAndrea.B.Previtera
0.261.15clitoral damageMingelover
-0.280.82Close Encounters of the Harassment KindWags
0.081.00cluster chuckles dropped from 200 feetSimian Farmer
-0.251.39Coat-hanger baby-shower gift.Alice From Hell
-0.321.02Coffee Is For Closersnorbizness
-0.981.83cognitive dissonancelibertine
0.091.39Colon cancer: dying from the bum upwardsInteresting Steve
0.401.14Colonic immigrationInteresting Steve
-0.071.77Colorless Green Ideas Bat Cleanupmarkdiscordia
0.080.94combing the hairline of the desertAfgncaap
0.281.15comedy from beyondVaca
0.271.27comedy saltmineVaca
0.281.52comedy set to warped factor 10Tom Swift
0.141.37comedy's crawlspaceVaca
0.211.58comedy's lump of coal in your stockingDeath Goat
0.301.16comes in your mouth, not in your handsVaca
0.111.66comic soup-poop side dishgroovintodigweed
0.251.32comic strip teaseTom Swift
0.091.41Community WatchGar
0.340.90Conan the Librarian (my open #42247)Nuke-Marine
-0.271.00Concubine harvesterInteresting Steve
-0.141.65Contains NutsThe Light In Chains
-0.381.15converting to the preachedPreloggy
-0.131.32cooking two birds with one stovelordstatik
0.181.28cottage cheese mold antivenomqlewless1
-0.121.31Could be MeteorThe Hanged Man
0.591.10coupons in the collection platelordstatik
-0.241.44Courtesans - going down in historyInteresting Steve
-0.141.18Cowpox for your Salted LoxStikyIcky
0.681.25Crackuccino offers lifeline for caffeine intolerantThe Light In Chains
0.421.23crankase full of sheep dipPreloggy
0.291.01crazed and defused (rewrite)Mingelover
-0.381.21Crazy for ewe (my take on 7248, with permission)Interesting Steve
0.351.09cream of the crapTorgo
-0.251.07Create a Comic and Spy on Your LoverPreloggy
0.271.14Interesting Steve
-0.260.82Criminalks with a Skin Disease - Leper ConsPreloggy
0.591.51Cringin' in the rainravgames
-0.351.49crispy cholera slammerskohne
0.121.06Crosby, Stills, Rosemary and YoungThe Hanged Man
0.351.05crouching kitten, hidden meaningPreloggy
0.391.40Crouching Tigger, Hidden KangaThe Light In Chains
0.341.36cruising for a bruising on the autobahnannagroovintodigweed
-0.290.76crumbs of the universeVaca
0.121.30Crumpled can in the recycle bin of comedyBagHead
0.141.54crunchy on the insideSoren
-0.411.60Crunchy Wedding ParaphenaliaCruel_Meta
-0.111.35crying into your beer gogglesLuchog
-0.121.29crying into your beer goggles (reducks)Luchog
0.731.26Cthulhu's table linen (My Open#44645)Wolfrick
-0.961.49Cuckoo Clock Bomb IranPreloggy
-0.831.36cuidado! llamas!KillingAllTheFlies
-0.151.12Cult of WessonalityPreloggy
-0.220.99Cur in the communityInteresting Steve
0.241.09Cur, Curb, StreetThe Hanged Man
0.171.05curios made of cured codCruel_Meta
-0.060.89curiosity killed the catheterInteresting Steve
-0.271.27curious curio of carnageTemperance
0.281.52Currently alternating and directCruel_Meta
0.261.17custard filled pinataNightengail
0.151.40Cute as a Panic Buttonmarkdiscordia
0.131.08Cutting some slacks (Post crash re-write)Interesting Steve
0.421.00cutty sark fist of removalBernt Pancreas
0.091.11Cyanide in your AstroglideStonent
0.071.40cyanoacrylate neonateSquad Car
0.071.41Dahmer's dinner: Torn between two liversravgames
0.121.45Dairy air from your derriereVorro
0.401.00dairy full of rewritesHouse of Eeyore
0.671.52damaged godsThe Light In Chains
0.081.14Damn her lewd minks (open 15085)BagHead
0.111.09Damn, it feels good to be a hamster! (Open 54369)SmoothP
1.241.52Damned if you doo-be-doo (do-over)The Light In Chains
0.561.09dancing to that apocalypso beatVaca
-0.361.48danger kittenVaca
1.272.28dangerous lesionsVeep
0.111.22dare to be diffidentVaca
-0.611.47dare you to drink the waterPete B
1.001.85Daring Computer Guy - Works Without an InternetPreloggy
-0.191.15darryl licked the derelictsHouse of Eeyore
-0.671.27daughters of the bolshevik revolutionFlwyd
0.401.25david bowie knifeGar
0.031.33David Carousal in DUI: Miamipoe117
-0.270.61Daylight come and iguana go homeThe Hanged Man
-0.051.33days of future gas passedPreloggy
-0.161.26deadly evil death commando of destruction and death (4482)The Open Marauder
-0.051.04deadly game of cat and blenderherpules
0.131.23Deadman don't wear khakiThe Hanged Man
0.091.33dear ambienBernt Pancreas
0.301.01Dear Mister Daniels, I love you with all my liver.Stonent
0.221.30Dear RMCSers: I am God (reload)Tom Swift
-0.741.33death of an impalesmanbongthegong
0.051.64Death's dangling participleShlomotheGreat
-0.031.28debits and credits in the ledger of lovegroovintodigweed
-0.511.02Deck of shardsInteresting Steve
-0.100.94Deck the Halls with Santa's BallsPreloggy
0.131.72deck the halls with Uncle CharlieChickenCow
0.741.46Deep thoughtsGar
-0.141.09defunct debaucheryMingelover
0.271.08defunct debauchery (Pancreatic build)Bernt Pancreas
0.231.02defunct debauchery (Preloggy Edit)Preloggy
-0.341.02dehancing the enhancementVaca
0.521.15delusions of adequacyVaca
0.041.30demolition fedoraChristopher Hart
-0.251.00Depeche a la ModeThe Hanged Man
0.181.75derailed gravy trainChickenCow
0.191.08Designated Minnie Driverpoe117
0.061.31desultory defecationsMingelover
-0.461.53detained but not restrainedJoeNotCharles
0.260.83detroit smock citylordstatik
-0.061.08deus ex maquiladoraGar
0.171.22diagnostic: live atheisticcraeze
-0.230.82diarrhetic diuretics provide double-barreled actionOrion Q. Pickletickle
-0.201.22Diddler On the RoofPreloggy
-0.101.12Diddler on the Roofie (remixed without permission)poe117
-0.171.07Didn't I Blow Your Mind? Bad 69!Preloggy
-0.351.23diet pills for starving childrenNuke-Marine
-0.301.39digests readerMingelover
-0.231.07Diggin Superman T-Shirts (6056)The Open Marauder
0.050.99dirty laundry for your moral quandryBernt Pancreas
0.461.00disaster relief for ant farmerslordstatik
0.031.39discount orphan jubileekohne
0.271.94discrete discreetbuzzard
0.131.46Discretion is the better part of humorSoren
0.161.02distilled meat juicelordstatik
-0.491.58DNA SampleGumGirl
0.311.31Do androids dream of electric boogaloo?BagHead
-0.150.97Do fireflies pay lightbills?Jmillius
-0.101.18do let the wogs outCruel_Meta
0.101.00Do Midgets Ride the Short Bus?Wags
0.131.24Do not look directly at the funny.Reverend Toast
0.081.23Do rich men get piles of gold?Interesting Steve
-0.051.33do the vroom-vroomVaca
-0.031.07Do you love Britain? ASBO-fucking-lutely!therandomthink
0.220.91Doctor Barbie - Plastic SurgeonPreloggy
0.240.95doctor in the house of pancakesPreloggy
-0.511.78Does this smell bad?happyboy
-0.241.72Does this taste like mayonnaise to you?Devilman
0.641.18dog day after dinner mintsBernt Pancreas
-0.140.99Dog Day Afternoon DelightPreloggy
0.071.27doleful doledrums dasterdly deedsPreloggy
-0.381.44Dollars to donut pillowsChickenCow
-0.511.57Domo Arigato Sam the Robot.Doc Evil
0.371.53Don Van FilletSquad Car
-0.181.30don't be a soren loserMalaVelho
0.691.47don't bury me, i'm not deadHITTKD
-0.011.15don't fall out with a nuclear familyChris Bourke
0.241.39don't fear the reeferCaptain Annoying
0.541.17don't fear the reeperbahnBernt Pancreas
-0.321.15don't feed the furries (thanksgiving remix)Pete B
-0.011.61Don't Go Breaking My HeartburnPreloggy
0.091.55Don't let the son go down on meThe Hanged Man
-0.301.95don't lick bjork in angerherpules
0.401.50Don't put all your legs in one casketInteresting Steve
-0.120.87don't run with the big dogs if you don't like the distemper testBernt Pancreas
-0.011.11donkey punch'n judy (the multi-cultural tag)Nuke-Marine
0.270.75doo-doo in your underoosWags
0.061.14doodlebugs in your dahliasShlomotheGreat
-0.070.99doodling in your dahlias (variation)ShlomotheGreat
0.451.35doofus and gallantpoe117
0.591.09doomed from the start (6184)The Open Marauder
-0.290.97Doop snoggy snoggSmoothP
-0.181.62dot compostPreloggy
0.531.13Down-lined flak jacketsJmillius
-0.261.17downgraded to "axis of complete jerks"Pete B
-0.110.83Dr Livingstone, I exhume?Interesting Steve
-0.081.38Dr Who's your daddyTom Swift
-0.061.26Dr. Bloody DischargeConrad Zaar
0.301.17drag queen of diamondscraeze
0.101.19Drawing circles with an Etch-a-Sketch (refurbished)Xopher
-0.321.35dreams with shark meatVitamin X
-0.120.90Drillers are Always BoringPreloggy
0.081.28drinking cider, hidden flagonMingelover
-0.061.35drinking down the duodenal dripB. Butros Ghali
-0.041.25driving miss buttersworthlordstatik
0.591.03Driving with an expired license to killTorgo
0.421.63driving your cheese wheels down a one whey streetDeath Goat
0.551.62Drop dead, gorgeousInteresting Steve
0.271.44drop your goo on the looPreloggy
0.160.91drown on the farmInteresting Steve
-0.191.16drowning in an empty bucketTorgo
0.091.09drumstick puppet theatreBernt Pancreas
0.741.01Dry Toast in your DependsThe Hanged Man
-1.031.30Duck Die NastyPreloggy
-0.331.24Duct tape and tinted window specialtodcra
-0.071.54duct tape for your date raperictus hep
-0.011.13dude, let's get a band together (rewrite)Vaca
-0.051.45Dulce et decorum breasts, pro mammaries moriStikyIcky
0.880.95dumb. dumber. urkel.craeze
0.291.28Dust Bunnies are Low Maintenance PetsWags
0.191.04dutch elm disease for the tree of lifeDeath Goat
0.171.16dwarf tossing for fun and profit (revised)Death Goat
-0.261.41Dynamic Dogs Stealing from the Dinosaur Boneyard (III)Unitarian Jihadist
-0.501.23e pluribus eunichPreloggy
0.281.66E. Plurubus Uno (I remembered it!)poe117
-0.011.17Earl had to die.Gar
-0.181.36Earl, with a swirl of your favorite girlgroovintodigweed
-0.521.55Earl, you know it's trueherpules
0.100.86Earlesque showShlomotheGreat
0.161.42Ears on my pillowInteresting Steve
-0.261.18earworm slipped off the hook (redux)Christopher Lyons
0.181.56eat bugsherpules
0.091.12eat your meals with your toesmoby
-0.041.31eating too much rasta pastabongthegong
0.141.27ebony and ironyDevilman
0.111.12ecce homogenous (wrong bark right tree)Vaca
0.080.84Echidna candy storeThe Hanged Man
0.890.83edmund mozzarella fitzgeraldTorgo
0.151.33eeyorian cancerHouse of Eeyore
0.020.92eight track mindBernt Pancreas
-0.661.66Electric sex machinedrood
0.151.07Elephantiasis of the MemoryChris Bourke
0.251.36Elivs' last single-"It's my Potty and I'll Die if I want to"poe117
-0.431.46Embargo on!Deadbeef
-0.341.88Emergency exit wounds (My Dad told me this joke)Interesting Steve
-0.261.32Emetic for the HereticPreloggy
-0.081.08empathy for the apatheticgroovintodigweed
0.121.05empathy for the apathetic (2)groovintodigweed
-0.091.17employee picnic at the waste-treatment plantValseregwen
0.351.15empty gravy boatsPreloggy
0.831.12ending your banging with a whimperBernt Pancreas
-0.621.64Engagement Wringmarkdiscordia
0.500.70Enter the Dragon from BehindPreloggy
-0.071.31Enter the DragoonInteresting Steve
0.300.83entry march of the voyeursDeath Goat
-0.251.23enya faceBernt Pancreas
0.110.95episode VI: return of the jabberwockyVaca
0.301.36epoch eclipseBernt Pancreas
0.141.10ernest goes to hellbongthegong
-0.121.28erratica, againPete B
0.320.45Et Tu Bootycall?Preloggy
-2.001.96Ethereal perturbations in my beer bottle and my square rootAndrea.B.Previtera
-0.371.09european on my leg (my open 41651)Nuke-Marine
0.021.34everclearasilThe Light In Chains
0.161.18Everyone's a weiner, babyInteresting Steve
0.151.22everytime a bell rings, somebody gives me a 3scullyman5000
0.291.52evidence of cola found on marslordstatik
0.281.09evil to the corpsVaca
0.541.25exhibiting frustration towards one crustaceanRakfink
0.311.04Exhibitionists only buy pants that are half off.Wags
-0.971.45exhumed: fatty arbuckle takes the pepsi challengeBernt Pancreas
-0.261.34exhumed: forced score of 7; years agoBernt Pancreas
-0.281.36exhumed: waiting for gobotsBernt Pancreas
-0.440.96exhumed:now with added hubrisBernt Pancreas
0.180.98exodus from 2 party voting: ralph sederBernt Pancreas
0.671.32extended wear contact high (modified open 62564)anvilingus
-0.371.48Extra Action TideGumGirl
-0.051.66extraordinarily popular delusionsherpules
0.511.26eye of the tae-bo (cleaned up)Bernt Pancreas
0.231.32eyes cream coneTemperance
0.171.04Fabulous Frothing Furburgersqlewless1
-0.281.06Face down in the bidetInteresting Steve
0.271.00face plant on a fire antgroovintodigweed
-0.461.08Facebook 'Em, DanoPreloggy
-0.181.51Faith Hill No MoreGar
-1.891.27Fall up, go MOOBWasaabi
-0.471.66Falling from Grace JonesInteresting Steve
-0.031.34family fun that's fun for the whole family (open 40971)obc_spike
0.031.64Family Matters of State (my open #42193)Nuke-Marine
0.051.23Famous last nerds (tweaked)Interesting Steve
-0.121.30fan-fiction for my fictional fansJmillius
-0.140.94Fart in the WombPreloggy
-0.161.17farts of naturehappyboy
0.061.60faster than a bursting aneurysmVaca
0.041.67Faster, killcat! Pussy! Pussy!TomSingleton
0.171.04Fat Boy Breathing in Short PantsPreloggy
-0.141.19fatback to the futureBernt Pancreas
0.111.26Father knows breasts.Gar
0.171.19faust come, faust servedNightengail
0.011.29Favorite mortuaries stop 1: Toledo.Afgncaap
-0.091.02Fear of a Chartreuse PlanetJamie
0.051.49Fear of the dork (My other audition, belated repost)Interesting Steve
-0.011.01fecal alcohol syndromelordstatik
0.110.91Federal Agents do it undercover (grammar enhanced)Wags
0.091.06Feeling the winds of fate (my open #40965)Nuke-Marine
0.131.44Feelings, now on saletodcra
-0.201.12Fellatio sucks, anthropophagy chewsInteresting Steve
0.351.38felonious monkAndrew K Suber
0.321.25femoral imperative (open #111031)KillingAllTheFlies
0.211.84ferris buglerpoe117
-0.251.29fickle pickles tickle testicles (sans typo)craeze
0.631.44Figgy Pop PuddingPreloggy
0.641.21Fighting the prophylaxis powersm_cammarano
0.351.00filet klingon (open 34160)Torgo
0.250.94Filet of Sole on IceThe Hanged Man
-0.241.27filibuster for kids: james and the giant speechlordstatik
0.161.41Filler Up with High OctanePreloggy
-0.171.43fillibuster keatonSquad Car
-0.311.21filligree for your fricaseeJamie
-0.031.29Filling Exuberance with Rich, Creamy OvaltineAfgncaap
-0.341.38filmed in meat-o-visionTorgo
-0.051.15Find Me an Idiot Who Doesn't BlitherPreloggy
-0.031.46Fine Like A Razor CutChris Bourke
0.141.68first clown in after the big top falls, i guess...Hangdog
0.191.15First round draft pick for world war 3BagHead
0.121.48fisting with an iron ruleherpules
-0.221.32flaccid cheese sauce on your tacoPreloggy
-0.441.48Flag off!Horselover Fat
0.010.88Flatulence BrokePreloggy
0.280.87Flatulent Earth SocietyPreloggy
-0.080.93Flaws in the OintmentPreloggy
0.191.16flight 77 begins its final reproachDeath Goat
0.521.45flipping the bird, fantastic (spellcheck)Preloggy
-0.151.09flirting with freezer burn v2.0 (open)Rose Kennedy
-0.201.45float like a hovercraft, sting like a bladder infectionReverend Toast
0.201.38Floater in the deep end.Gospog
-0.161.40flogging further the feline fallenherpules
0.111.45floor sores from seven beers ago(based on comment in #5821)poe117
-0.151.22floss for your other cavities (redux; original concept)Wolfrick
0.001.13floundering in flaccid folds of fripperyTerritan
-0.391.32Floundering with a FlounderPreloggy
-0.241.21Flouride in Your Cavity SearchPreloggy
0.271.12flower children in hardcore bee flicks (contest)Temperance
-0.210.88Flower Petals for Power MetalMagus
-0.121.25flowers for algebraPreloggy
0.120.73Flowers for alger hissBagHead
-0.101.43Flummox the lummoxPreloggy
0.111.06flummoxed flan lummoxHouse of Eeyore
0.291.25Flurries of FlatulenceNightengail
-0.931.58Flying Monkey MasterHarry Lephtnut
0.321.50Fndling Puppies behind the shed--Scullyscullyman5000
0.361.09follow the buffalo wings (open 44927)lordstatik
0.451.29Follow Your Hartford (2)Hysterical Woman
0.311.26fondling foundlingsMingelover
0.251.35fondling puppies behind the shed (Gar)Gar
-0.381.41fondling puppies behind the shed (Open 2692, by Rakfink)m_cammarano
-0.511.39fondling puppies etc. - Enriquez styleEnriquez
-0.041.01food for the glistening generationstherandomthink
-0.111.16food stamp actVaca
-0.050.99Fool for the TittyPreloggy
-0.440.80Footnotes to Dana Platomarkdiscordia
0.181.02for he's a folly good jelloHouse of Eeyore
0.191.29For Once - Give Me Completely Hydrogenated Cottonseed OilPreloggy
-0.300.85forces of dumbnessVaca
0.060.93foreplay with no friendsDeath Goat
0.441.60Fortified with 8 Essential Vitaminshappyboy
0.051.34Fortune Tellers are so PredictablePreloggy
-0.041.24Forum Swipe: Dennis Conroy's "Turmoil at the Turnip Factory"todcra
-0.161.08Four Score . . .Lucky BastardsPreloggy
0.061.08Fraternities are all Greek to meWags
-0.110.59freddie with the prinze on toppoe117
-0.191.94free guns for the poop shootSoren
-0.131.21Free little pigsInteresting Steve
0.471.35free the Indy 500Tom Swift
-0.401.48freelanced pantsMingelover
0.150.73fresh brains at the zombie bakesalelordstatik
-0.891.48fresh choad for your heavy loadSmokey
0.441.59fresh quirts for little squirtsDave Filippi
-0.081.08Freudian dripInteresting Steve
0.961.10frogs in my clogsMingelover
0.291.40from chadguay, with love (open 34163)Torgo
-0.591.35from hell to high water in a handbasketcraeze
-0.021.02From Old to "Classic"Hysterical Woman
0.291.50from the plate to the toiletVaca
-0.161.22frozen custard's last standZeener Diode
0.311.37fruit fetishists: mellon ballerspoe117
0.541.24Fruit of the Luminescent Fugus (redo)Valseregwen
0.461.50Fruit of the Luminescent Fungus (55023; reposted by VX)The Open Marauder
-0.081.01Fruits and Nuts on the Campaign Trail MixPreloggy
-0.061.40fry it up (my version of #309)Gar
-0.341.52fry it up in a panlibertine
0.160.97fry like an eagle (redux)Pete B
0.261.22fry the fanny for your nannyPreloggy
-0.281.18Fudging the PackersPreloggy
-0.130.82full feline nudity, meowNuke-Marine
0.011.45fun for the whole pharmacyherpules
0.260.94fundamentalist suicide plumberOrion Q. Pickletickle
-0.041.36Furniture Snorting and Your Teen (6163)The Open Marauder
0.401.03gag refluxThe Light In Chains
0.021.63Garbage barge off Humor's coast (rewrite)m_cammarano
-0.081.48Gardeners question thymeInteresting Steve
-0.011.40Gary Coleman for President (Open #41434)Hysterical Woman
-0.021.18gazing into the void and laughingVaca
0.071.14Geek grrls make fun of my floppy diskm_cammarano
0.141.50gelatin in your arterial wallPreloggy
-0.351.95General Tso's choked chicken.Horselover Fat
0.341.00Genuine Copy of a Fake StripPreloggy
-0.191.19George Bush and the Blair Bitch ProjectPreloggy
-0.441.25George W. Bush: Never send a pretzel to do a man's job.JohntheAuthor
-0.191.34german rodent nibbles tires: deflator mausBernt Pancreas
-0.051.00Get Up and GitmoPreloggy
0.081.58get your dander up for the loving cupJamie
0.701.24get your goat, you've pulledInteresting Steve
-0.992.14get your nasty comments ready; it's a goddamn metaPete B
0.090.88Get yours fixed on Route 66The Hanged Man
0.341.11Gets the Hose AgainPreloggy
-0.381.41gettin' the band back togetherTorgo
-0.101.44getting in bad touch with your inner childPete B
-0.291.09Getting in to bad HobbitsInteresting Steve
0.011.17getting jiggy with cousin itHipgnosis
-0.071.02getting licked with the native tonguegroovintodigweed
-0.010.68getting on better with your associate red meat contemporariesIpso Facto
0.251.26getting scalped at Custer's last lemonade stand.Rakfink
-0.021.17getting strange blisters from your redneck sistersbongthegong
-0.331.47Giggling Gorillas on the Battlestar GalacticaUnitarian Jihadist
-0.111.18Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Petey Tonight!Afgncaap
0.371.11Girls Gone Wild at HeartPreloggy
-0.651.05give a hand for no ply toilet paperNuke-Marine
0.421.81give it all a little pat of SATAN!rictus hep
-0.141.57give me a desk jobPreloggy
0.271.25Give That Pope a Mullet, 1Jamie
0.070.96gives baby jesus gasherpules
0.250.93Giving Girls Test TicklesPreloggy
0.411.17Giving Out Sausages for Halloween is Not KosherPreloggy
0.250.90Giving the finger is just cursive handwriting (open 16131)BagHead
0.341.06Giving up the Ghost for lent (repost)Interesting Steve
0.431.14gizzards, gadzooks and gadfliesPreloggy
0.261.12Glass and StealGar
-0.051.14Glassy McJaggedshard's Candy Factorymarkdiscordia
0.341.26Glengary, Glen CampbellBernt Pancreas
-0.261.63gloating over Kosher gonadsPreloggy
0.371.03glovebox heroBernt Pancreas
0.041.03go go gadget savantlordstatik
0.141.01going further south on an even more broken compassPete B
0.081.17going off half-baked (MY open 25623)Bernt Pancreas
0.811.50Golden YearsDevilman
0.240.77gonna auk down to penguin avenueOrion Q. Pickletickle
0.020.86goodbye to ro-mansVitamin X
-0.881.47goodnight, everybody!Vaca
-0.301.28Goof Troop in AfghanistanChaff
-2.101.46Gorf. Clatter Baretta Nicktoons.Doc Evil
0.101.32Gorillas in the canadian mist (fixed)BagHead
0.371.46Grand Theft Otto PremingerPreloggy
-0.021.04grandma got bent over by a reindeerBernt Pancreas
-0.151.31gravity's gaseous glowwormsHouse of Eeyore
0.061.32Grazing Upon the Glory (my open #40963)Nuke-Marine
-0.491.12Greasy Grimy Golfer Guts (edited)PianoDemon
-0.111.01greatest thing since briced sleadMingelover
-0.281.02green eggs and glam (re-riffin')poe117
0.121.09Green Eggs and Him (riffin')The Hanged Man
-0.431.01greetings from the other sideVaca
0.221.28Gremlin Fever! Catch It!Minja
0.061.46gristle while you workInteresting Steve
-0.231.26Grit in the vaseline - Arizona's curseInteresting Steve
-0.051.08Groggy as a pirateBagHead
-0.231.50Groucho MarxismPreloggy
0.211.44Groucho the Marxman (riffin')The Hanged Man
0.001.04Groundswell or Hubub?Preloggy
0.021.41grown up klismaphilia listzenmaster
-0.130.92Guantanamo Betta BluesPreloggy
0.051.26guapo guano from guamBernt Pancreas
-0.011.44guided mistletoegroovintodigweed
0.121.25gullible vegan brand beef jerkySquad Car
0.051.62gut milk?rictus hep
0.360.92gwar of the gworlds (12" remix)Captain Annoying
-0.221.39Habitat for you manateesThe Light In Chains
0.061.06hacking your hand off for the flying carBernt Pancreas
-0.061.24Hail to the Petey!Afgncaap
0.090.90Hairpiece of MindThe Hanged Man
0.401.14Hairway to Steven (used without permission)Preloggy
-0.201.31haitosis and neurosesPreloggy
0.471.09Half-Life of a TwinkiePianoDemon
0.601.36halo round the hectacreHouse of Eeyore
0.311.07Hammer house of commerceInteresting Steve
-0.171.26hamsters for hipstersPete B
-0.171.31Hand me down genesJeff R
-0.021.20Handicapped People's Excuses are LamePreloggy
-0.061.66Hands Across the Water for Chocolate (insprired by Open)Hysterical Woman
0.411.08Hangnail and eyeInteresting Steve
0.031.01Happiness is a wiggly ferretBagHead
-0.051.33happy dogs playing leapfrog (my take on 3957)Pete B
0.580.97Harassment means nothing to me either (my take on 4356)Gar
0.021.31harbinger of heartburn halitosisHouse of Eeyore
0.101.41Hard on the BeaverPreloggy
-0.081.13harry potter and the anal intruderVaca
0.381.00hash house hoarierBernt Pancreas
-0.291.02Hat MadderPreloggy
0.390.96Hat tip to AchewoodThe Light In Chains
-0.911.74have a clear job objective in mindCrisper Than Thou
-0.381.15Have a nagilaB. Butros Ghali
-0.351.58Have a nice nightmare.Horselover Fat
-0.071.51Have Nun, Will RaffleIpso Facto
-0.241.50have your bukkake and eat it, tooherpules
0.331.07having a fling with a cold chicken winggroovintodigweed
0.041.04having your background check bounceDeath Goat
-0.051.15hazmat in your morning news (cyanide remix)Flwyd
0.521.15He Murdered Her for Her Bad Breath - Hence the Scopes TrialPreloggy
-0.291.41He shoots, he scarsPreloggy
-0.401.81Head in the classHorselover Fat
0.280.90Health Care DisorderlyMagus
-0.591.78Heavy on the GravityDarth Waider
0.081.16heavy petting zooVaca
0.601.17helicopter bungee jumping (remade Open 104)Temperance
0.101.35hellacious Nerf smackdownPete B
-1.593.10help pete help soren test the site!Pete B
0.130.94helping hands caressing your backsidelordstatik
-0.201.24helter skeletorherpules
0.301.48hep a brotha ootChickenCow
0.180.75Herding Horny Unicorns.ShlomotheGreat
-0.441.03here come the jallopies (4278)The Open Marauder
0.271.08Here's looking at Euclid (Post crash repost)Interesting Steve
0.361.15here's looking at you, KITTVaca
-0.251.16Hereditary Fructose IntoleranceDevolution
0.101.47hermeneutic hyperbolic hampster handsHouse of Eeyore
0.341.22hernia rose I bring youInteresting Steve
0.091.18Hetero Toilets are Straight FlushesPreloggy
0.171.10Hex bin laden editor (non pirated edition)Bernt Pancreas
-0.031.59Hey diddle diddle the Carter and the FidelInteresting Steve
-0.161.18Hey now, you're a porn starNuke-Marine
-0.502.07hey, what's this "save" button do...herpules
0.321.28high-speed disimpactionSoren
0.461.25hillbilly's souffleVaca
-0.121.66Hip hop chop shopJoeNotCharles
-0.201.10his and hearseInteresting Steve
0.161.35Historic Terrorism - Blast from the PastPreloggy
-0.221.18Hitchhikers guide to the Gastric BypassStonent
-0.071.52Hitchhiking the road to distractionACog
-0.451.31Hitchhiking the road to distraction (Slight Reprise)ACog
0.151.54hitler's final solution to the problem like mariaherpules
-0.130.73Ho Ho Ho Chi MinPreloggy
-0.371.20ho ho ho, green giantChickenCow
-0.041.09Hobbit formingtherandomthink
-0.100.81Hobo S&M is VagabondagePreloggy
-0.181.03hock hock hockin' on bevan's floorpropsero
0.160.89hocking up a loogy of loveVaca
1.011.59hoedown ditty shameSquad Car
-0.151.42Hoist by your own PicardThe Hanged Man
-0.531.39Holy roman candleHorselover Fat
-0.231.33Homage to FromagePreloggy
-0.261.43home againcatbear
-0.331.22Hong Kong is for HonkeysB. Butros Ghali
-0.241.29Hooked on Phoenixlordstatik
0.400.95hoose boozekohne
-0.241.54hop along vaselineChickenCow
0.191.58Hornier than ThouB. Butros Ghali
-0.161.64Horsing Around at the Glue FactoryPreloggy
0.351.37hot bloodedVeep
0.080.99hot cross buns of steelVitamin X
0.070.99hot, sweaty, and always readygroovintodigweed
-0.381.43hotdog relish fetishmoby
-0.200.80how do you solve a problem like gonorrhea?Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.011.61how do you solve a problem like pyorrhea?Vitamin X
-0.301.34how much bone could a bone saw saw if a bone saw could saw bone? v.2Pete B
-0.181.16how much is that doggie on the griddle (with a nod to DG)Zeener Diode
0.051.08how soon is now and laterspoe117
0.091.30How to skin a cat #23: SandblasterCruel_Meta
-0.131.17how's your sister? can I put my fern in her smock?Bernt Pancreas
0.201.37howard phillips lovekraftwerk (5719; reposted by VX)The Open Marauder
1.181.54Hulk just want to GET SMASHEDBagHead
0.651.41humor expectorant (spellcheck)Bernt Pancreas
-0.421.35Humor in a brown paper envelope.Devilman
-0.090.80humor with a genocide quoianvilingus
-0.441.74hung like a butterfly, sting like a bee (21680)The Open Marauder
-0.081.17hung like a jewish carpenter (without the body piercings)Nuke-Marine
0.012.08hungry hungry herpesherpules
0.121.15Hungry hungry hippies (REVISED)BagHead
-0.991.88hurdy gurneySpoggles
0.211.27Hybrid cars go both waysWags
-0.360.98Hybrid cars go both ways (v. 2)Wags
0.101.40Hydrochloric eye dropsPolitas
0.451.29I ain't a ghost of no FreudThe Hanged Man
0.231.37I am Iron Supplement ManMagus
0.411.02I Can't Believe It's Not ButtocksPreloggy
0.521.49I can't get no putrifactionInteresting Steve
-0.071.62I can't help failing in love with youtherandomthink
-2.112.06I changed thisSoren
-0.111.01I Could've Had a G 8Preloggy
-0.751.77I did it my waydfan
0.251.47I drink, therefore I yammer (was: Open 34190)ravgames
-0.191.11I eat my peace with honorThe Hanged Man
0.071.08I felt the Smurf move under my feetThe Hanged Man
0.080.96I fondle the body electricBagHead
0.061.15I Gave at the OraficePreloggy
0.040.81I gave at the orifice (my take)Death Goat
0.801.39I got two zebras for christmasBagHead
0.211.20i have no tag -- i just like saying "naughty dead clown"Pete B
-0.131.16i immune gen, an a loose yaMingelover
0.561.48I killed the starship enterprise (Open:25271)Death Goat
0.051.24I know right where you can stick that "disappearing fence", buddyPete B
-0.201.36I know you are, but what am I?Preloggy
-0.292.58I know, I know... it's vile.ChickenCow
0.351.12I like my red meat clean (rated pg for penile grating)Nuke-Marine
0.371.08i me mimeGar
-0.131.55I milk you, Hateman Dan (c.f. open 37887)Xopher
0.311.32I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom (Open 13831)BagHead
0.241.40I put the F-U in fun (open 15195)BagHead
-0.221.05I really don't mind the Gap at allSmoothP
0.311.19I remember dioramaBernt Pancreas
0.141.28I said it once before but it bears re-posting now.Ipso Facto
0.021.27i shot the bluebird of happiness in the assgroovintodigweed
-0.521.51i still say the monkey was asking for itPete B
-0.101.29I thill have the taste of puce in my mouth. (445 remake)Big Nothing
-0.111.10I Think I've Blissed My PantsChris Bourke
0.091.06I want to believe it's not butter (Spellchecked)Interesting Steve
-0.211.44I want your socks (salvaged, original tag forgotten)The Hanged Man
-0.351.29I wear green on the outside because I feel minty on the insideBernt Pancreas
-0.141.40I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for fiddling kidstherandomthink
-0.161.10I'd Give an Arm and a Leg to Be a ParaplegicPreloggy
-0.291.29I'll Procrastinate LaterPreloggy
0.581.15I'm Following Tweety BirdPreloggy
-0.261.32I'm gonna git you sucka born every minutePreloggy
-0.111.34I'm like rubber, you're like glueCrisper Than Thou
-0.741.45i'm meow meow henrietta lollipopAfgncaap
-0.151.31i'm not a southern baptist, i'm a crystal methodistCaptain Annoying
0.071.38i'm not an actor but i play one on tv (take 3)bongthegong
-0.161.43I'm proud to be a cold minor's motherscullyman5000
-0.191.11i've got you under my schwinnCaptain Annoying
-0.241.73I've gotta take a Cheese WhizPreloggy
0.151.00iambic rants in latex pantstwin4fifteez
-0.011.04ice cave yodellingChristopher Hart
-0.381.39idea by karenVeep
-0.321.24If at First You Don't Suck Seed, You'll Make A Lousy HookerPreloggy
0.631.06If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth VaderPreloggy
0.291.12if funny is power, then a slave am IBernt Pancreas
0.450.93if i knew you were comin' i'd have faked the shakesCaptain Annoying
0.241.12If I said you had a beautiful body would you dig it up and move it?The Light In Chains
0.181.61if it's not nailed downpmalone
0.331.31If the baby doesn't like the milk, you should boil itBagHead
0.121.33If you toss the dwarf, don't tell the elfJmillius
-0.391.16If you've got the clap and you know it...Valseregwen
-0.261.29Ignore the tiny crop circles in your ciliam_cammarano
0.181.31illegal moving spleenlordstatik
-0.531.30illicit tranks from the polluted-meme banksDave Filippi
0.321.27impeding the flow of conversationVitamin X
-0.180.95Implants for Flat FeesPreloggy
-0.151.31In Excelsis Dayglo 2Jamie
-0.191.29In Excelsis Dayglo, unlicensed riffThe Hanged Man
-0.251.61in front of Mann's Chinese Theater 'n everything!Crisper Than Thou
0.320.57In Godzilla We Trust (riffing)Wags
0.731.24in home trial by jurySquad Car
-0.151.31In Japan, they call it "erection day"StikyIcky
0.251.10in lieu of sleep, write comicsVitamin X
0.201.26in the carpool lane on the gastric bypassDeath Goat
-0.201.08In the dark, it ain't about black or white. It's about who washed.Nuke-Marine
-0.051.31In the land of the blind, nobody is scared of spidersInteresting Steve
-0.251.47in the newsVaca
0.001.37In Vitro VeritasThe Hanged Man
-0.121.07in which he learned not to post drunkNuke-Marine
-0.230.87inalienable blightsPete B
-0.201.29Inbreeding = Sexual Relations (v.3)Wags
0.571.33incensed and pepper sprayedBernt Pancreas
0.101.33Incognito We TrustPreloggy
0.351.25Incontinental DriftInteresting Steve
0.081.34Indecent Disposal (Open 37434)Chris Bourke
0.331.45Indecent Disposal pt2 (milking it)Chris Bourke
0.041.04indentured savantChristopher Hart
-0.051.09Indigent IndigenesHysterical Woman
0.091.21inexpensive soy extender from s. koreaPreloggy
0.041.17inference is blisspoe117
-0.431.38inhumane treatment of search engine spidersherpules
-0.411.24Inna gotta la vita locaHorselover Fat
-0.441.26Insane Clown PussyPreloggy
-0.171.98Insane for Bob CranePreloggy
0.481.18insane squirrels with gaping chest woundsJmillius
0.021.28Inspected by number 9...number 9...BagHead
0.171.64Inspired by GhastlyMagus
-0.241.74Intensive Care VacationHorselover Fat
0.291.30International Balistic Missle ToePreloggy
-0.021.50international house of panhandling 2.0Vitamin X
0.421.26internet philosophy: why-fipoe117
0.081.01Intestine, intestine, one two threeInteresting Steve
0.111.24invisible worm that needs to get sober (6030)The Open Marauder
0.481.50Iraq my brainsThe Light In Chains
0.211.20iron cross buns of steelBernt Pancreas
-0.421.26irrelevant irreverenceMingelover
-0.691.13Irritable Bowl SyndromeThe Light In Chains
-0.551.28Is a white cocaine user a crack cracker?Wags
-0.061.33is it gonna be you and me forever? (oh oh oh)Vaca
-0.201.08Is it Just Dirt that Graveyard Gophers Vomit? (revised)Unitarian Jihadist
0.020.97Is It Me, Or Am I Self-Centered?Wags
-0.281.15Is There A Doctor in the House of Pancakes?Preloggy
-1.131.42is this thing on?citizenx
-0.230.91Isle Of LucyPreloggy
0.021.39isn't it bionic?Vitamin X
-0.341.35It rubs the lotion on its kinStikyIcky
0.031.39It was a perfect day.Gar
0.201.24it was the best of show, it was the wurst of bratBernt Pancreas
0.090.93It's a fair coproliteInteresting Steve
-0.171.02it's a lateral growth (6426)The Open Marauder
0.171.23It's a long way home.Gar
-0.981.97It's a mystery wrapped in bodybagHorselover Fat
0.501.42It's a sick, sick worldGar
-0.250.95It's a wonderful half-lifeInteresting Steve
-0.191.24it's all downhill from hereVaca
0.371.21It's an office in a submarine (Open 15133)BagHead
-0.240.97it's audi doody timeOrion Q. Pickletickle
0.671.55It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas.Gar
-0.310.57it's funny because it's truePete B
0.251.30it's got a good beat and you can dance to itVaca
-0.811.92IT'S LIKE BUTTAH!Number44
0.101.17it's like when you think you have to pass gas, but you're wrongPete B
-0.251.12It's my birthday and I'll post if I want toChris Bourke
0.001.29It's not a tumor!markdiscordia
-0.291.33It's not Rockette scienceThe Light In Chains
-0.041.29it's not the ballet that kills yourictus hep
-0.361.04It's Not the Heat, It's the StupidityPreloggy
-0.101.13It's not the meat, it's the humidity.Gospog
1.121.71It's not the whining, it's the taking partThe Light In Chains
0.071.63it's only a cliche if it sucks; otherwise, it's an archetypePete B
0.021.82it's raining fish on prom nightVitamin X
0.301.60It's St. Patrick's Day all over again. God says, "Get drunk!"poe117
0.151.62It's Stab-tastic 2.0Pirate
0.260.82it's the taglines that are truly lost, never to be recoveredPete B
-0.241.22itchy fingers on the goPreloggy
0.181.10itchy tush, smelly fingersPreloggy
0.180.94Chris Bourke
0.401.05jack in the pandora's boxPete B
0.051.15Jack Palance Palace: accentless version.Afgncaap
0.131.34Jack Spratt is on the Atkins DietPreloggy
0.381.62Jackhammer Back Massage (2002; reposted by VX)The Open Marauder
0.241.09Jaguarundi EmCeeThe Hanged Man
0.041.45jap-mex fusion -- the mariachi hibachi poe117
0.151.38jehovah's witness in contempt of courtGar
-0.151.24jehovah's witness protection programChris Bourke
-1.272.29jeremiah johnson sings the bluesNumber44
-0.331.38Jesus loves you, but He doesn't have to like itPete B
-0.061.53JFK: Number 35 with a bulletravgames
0.541.33jihad a baby it's a boyHouse of Eeyore
-0.451.36jimmy crack corn, and i care deeplyCaptain Annoying
-0.351.21Jimmy Cracked Corn and I Don't Have MedicarePreloggy
0.081.18Job deities include walking the godBagHead
-0.211.76John Ritter: Come and Knock on Death's Door (oops)Hysterical Woman
0.001.36Johnnie Walker Blewscullyman5000
-0.051.15Johnny Thunder RoadThe Hanged Man
0.081.20jokes that inbreedMingelover
0.311.10Jorge Luis of Borg (new and improved)Magus
0.041.27Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor YawnBernt Pancreas
-0.191.34jukebox for mimesBernt Pancreas
0.381.56jumpin' jack flatulenceBernt Pancreas
0.011.27jungle fever blisterNuke-Marine
0.091.22Jurassic park 4: in spaceBagHead
-0.471.06just a bunch of goddamn plagiarists (steve abandons 5705)Pete B
0.461.39just another manic mondale (5151)The Open Marauder
0.231.34just because nobody can understand you doesn't mean it's artPete B
0.041.29just like a comic strip, but without all the pesky "humor"Pete B
0.131.14just like thatTom Swift
0.111.28just say gnaw (The Neptunes remix f/50 Cent)House of Eeyore
0.051.15Just Say Gnaw.zenmaster
-1.402.57Just say NO2Ratboy
-0.051.35just so you know, "dolomite" is not an elementDeath Goat
-0.721.88Justice is sweet, but Toblerone tastes betterNat
-0.250.70kabob marley and the impalerslordstatik
-0.031.34kafkaesque metastasisAfgncaap
-1.311.00Kaiser Wilhelm Screammarmelmm
-0.561.41kangaroo court in session, Judge Skippy presidingTom Swift
0.481.12kappa cow gang-purgetwin4fifteez
0.311.09karmically-unsound comedyPete B
-0.191.02Kentucky fried pinwormsShlomotheGreat
0.461.67Keystone CoprolitesHangdog
-0.221.10Khartoum NetworkInteresting Steve
-0.141.58Kibbles and GritsChickenCow
0.000.71kid tested, usda approvedlordstatik
0.451.34Kidney Porn (107)The Open Marauder
0.351.08Killing the instant messenger for the messageBernt Pancreas
-0.601.21killing you softly (no song neccesary)Vaca
-0.140.99Kinky statisticians are standard deviantsStikyIcky
0.231.29kittens made into mittensThe Light In Chains
0.111.70KITTENS!! ON FIRE!!Horselover Fat
-0.141.16knee-jerk chemical reactionChickenCow
0.241.09kneeling before the lord, and swallowingVaca
-0.051.03Knights in White Satin PantiesPreloggy
0.280.77Knights in White, Satan (riffing)The Hanged Man
-0.360.98Knights of the Square PegsPreloggy
-0.101.08Knock Knock Jokes for Ding Dongsopus
0.320.99Knockin' On Heathens DoorPreloggy
0.191.27knotted dental flossDeath Goat
-0.922.38know why no howDarth Waider
0.111.08know your enemaMingelover
-0.191.05Kobe Bryant - the Cure for Jock BitchPreloggy
0.121.05L. Ron Hubbard Went to His Cubbard to Get John Travolta a BonePreloggy
-0.671.67la delimma geometriqueRatboy
-0.411.32La Don e RacheleDas Joe
0.201.64la lucha luncheonSoren
-0.881.28lactating milkshakes from the trampolineqlewless1
0.411.06Laissez les bon temps repriseThe Light In Chains
0.191.41largish, lavish living roomSquad Car
-0.040.91Larva lamps grow into glow-bugsVorro
0.521.06Last of the red hot pokers (Slight re-write)Interesting Steve
-0.171.21last stop on the funk trainlordstatik
0.461.34Latest rearrangement of puccini's greatest hitsBagHead
0.221.03lather, mince, and red meatlordstatik
0.961.76lawn darts in your sensitive partsIpso Facto
0.681.22laxative chocolates for compulsive eaterstherandomthink
0.951.35le batman, c'est moiBernt Pancreas
-0.091.74Le Pen est mightier than le swordTom Swift
0.151.50Lead lined charisma briefcaseThe Light In Chains
-0.071.14leaking silicone prostate implantShlomotheGreat
-0.941.51Learn In HellNat
-0.931.63leather and laceRevHippie
-0.141.65leave 'em alone, williams?Vaca
0.391.32Leaves Falling on the MuckrakersPreloggy
0.201.16Left handed braille pornographyInteresting Steve
-0.221.80left my religion in my other pantsPreloggy
0.761.42Leggo My EgoPreloggy
0.011.25Leggo my purse! (nepalese yak edition)Death Goat
-0.051.54Leggo my purse! (my attempt)The Light In Chains
0.061.11legions of 'wegians from the boreal regionsHangdog
0.071.28lemme give this shower thang a shotVaca
-0.172.20Lemon Pledge driveHouse of Eeyore
0.101.48lemurs: wowowowowowowowbongthegong
-0.011.52less chance than a hamster in a bathhouseNuke-Marine
-0.040.94let daddy show you how to screw up a comic (5781)Pete B
-0.110.93Let it plead (my take, with permission)Torgo
0.081.30Let's call the whole thing offalInteresting Steve
-0.381.07Let's get ready to crumbleInteresting Steve
-1.072.15let's keep those hands above the tableHorselover Fat
0.011.05letting the pox guarding the zenhouseHouse of Eeyore
-1.181.56Liar, liar, pants on nitroglycerineHorselover Fat
-0.111.65licensed to illMingelover
0.011.01Licking a PlatypussyPreloggy
0.141.80life in the food chaindfan
0.011.16life is just a bowl of cherry bombs (v. 2.1)Torgo
0.110.80life's a stage and we're all in the caste (rewrite)Vitamin X
0.281.18Life's bitch pageantInteresting Steve
-0.171.71Light the Trip FantasticPreloggy
0.191.69Like a Baboon with a HarpoonIpso Facto
0.020.83like a horse in a chicken suitVaca
-0.100.97like a paranoid dyslexic who thinks he's out to get everybodyCaptain Annoying
-0.151.08Like a vandal in the windInteresting Steve
-0.421.58like chicken soup for the bellytherandomthink
-0.121.28Like diving through a dry inner-tubeCruel_Meta
-0.701.24like his grandfather before him, only with a bigger arrest recordCrisper Than Thou
-0.061.21Like Selling Freedom Fries To The French (MMD re-write)Chris Bourke
0.191.30like trying to imagine your granny masturbatingXopher
-0.401.21Like viagra for floppy disks (v. 2)Wags
-0.211.06Like Viagra for Floppy Disks, Unauthorized TakeThe Hanged Man
0.771.30Like Water for Postum (open #37890)Xopher
-0.050.86Like Water Wings on a DuckWags
-0.481.26Likee me bikee?ChickenCow
-0.251.25Limbaugh - What a Rush!Preloggy
-1.511.67lime space-craft?Ratboy
0.511.20lincoln logs for stinkin' hogsBernt Pancreas
-0.021.00link, sign, and hookerDeath Goat
-0.401.30links on your e-motionsPreloggy
-0.481.49lint emitting diodezenmaster
-0.011.16litter swill to wallowBernt Pancreas
0.041.59Little Debbie Does DallasThe Hanged Man
0.221.30Liverpool Leprosy (1611)The Open Marauder
0.131.17Livin' La Gadda da Vida Locaopus
0.771.17livin' la vida lo-calRakfink
0.181.30Llama ha (the original clown comic)BagHead
0.241.08loaded dice: the gift that keeps on griftinglordstatik
-0.011.25Location, dislocation, locationInteresting Steve
0.041.13Logical Phallusmarkdiscordia
-0.462.40Lolita of the Trailer ParkDevilman
0.141.54Loner with a BonerPreloggy
-1.741.25long live laryngitis bongthegong
0.061.07look before you leakBernt Pancreas
0.671.26look upon my works and despiseBernt Pancreas
-0.121.03look, maw! another anonymous, snarky voter comment!Pete B
0.681.28looking forward to that hot steve/tam baby-makin' actionPete B
0.251.36looks like a tacoDeath Goat
-0.251.00looks like reindeerInteresting Steve
-0.020.97loose canonsInteresting Steve
0.931.56Loose Goo on the LooPreloggy
-0.551.08loose lip sync shipsEnriquez
-0.121.15Loose lips are losing the dripsStonent
0.581.23lopsided laughter lozenges (attribution: Emo)Death Goat
0.261.08Lord of the Nipple ringsPreloggy
0.251.30Lord of the SwingsConrad Zaar
-0.262.14lord, please forgive me for what I am about to postSoren
-0.051.28lost in spaceba (Open 41191)obc_spike
-0.290.78love hurts, especially if you're willing to pay extraNuke-Marine
0.141.07love in a time of food poisoningTorgo
0.061.02love in the time of chlamydia (rmcs audition remix)Captain Annoying
-0.721.52love poems from the devilHITTKD
0.391.08love to hear the goblin goin' tweet tweet tweetKodiak
0.541.03Lovin' the Time of CholeraACog
0.220.99low blow jobVaca
0.110.88Low fat communion wafers: I can't believe it's not JesusInteresting Steve
-0.101.14Low man on the scrotum pole.Stonent
-0.521.43low on life, but high on deathVaca
0.351.11Low-celestial spreadThe Light In Chains
0.901.42lower mental casePreloggy
-0.321.62Lubing Popeye's Penis with Olive OylPreloggy
0.520.98lunch lady of the nightBernt Pancreas
-0.511.60lurking in the wireslilith
0.481.18lying on a bed of pudding skinsCruel_Meta
0.021.13lymphy, the little monorail with mononucleosis(45444)Bernt Pancreas
0.081.56Mace the NationPreloggy
-0.401.26mackin' economicsHipgnosis
0.471.26madrigal stonesInteresting Steve
0.671.17make mine minkGar
0.371.05Make rum for DaddySmoothP
-0.131.49Make Your Own DinnerThe Hanged Man
0.041.23Making a Colin Mochrie of the Whole ThingHysterical Woman
-0.241.32malignant, greasy tumors in your colonPreloggy
0.100.94Man on the RumNuke-Marine
-0.081.34Man or Aimee Mann?The Hanged Man
0.031.06Manacled to a cannibal who makes typosJmillius
-0.431.10Manatee FairInteresting Steve
-0.321.38Manchurian Takeout in Cardboard ContainersDavid J. Bianco
-0.401.49mandatory gravyopus
0.451.29Manga from HeavenInteresting Steve
-0.230.84mangling participleszenmaster
-0.171.17maniacal moans from the morgue (21750; VX)The Open Marauder
0.141.21Mano a MonoThe Hanged Man
0.280.88manson family tiesThe Light In Chains
0.250.93Marie Antoinette Gives Good HeadPreloggy
0.261.01marmite or marmots? you be the judgeThe Open Marauder
0.160.96Marmoset knock you outThe Hanged Man
-0.561.74Martha Stewart makes a dandy gimpHorselover Fat
0.021.30Martha Stewart, Black Leather Catsuit, Candy Apples... [re-redux]Cruel_Meta
-0.691.41marvel my assPreloggy
0.961.52Mary Catherine Digs MargarineSquad Car
0.311.08Mary had a little LlamaInteresting Steve
-0.411.24mas macho que donutsrictus hep
-0.281.52masticating on your meat farmPreloggy
-0.291.22maverick spray that's getting away (remix)Orion Q. Pickletickle
-1.061.87Maximum schnitzel overdrivem_cammarano
0.271.10may we do with?Andrew K Suber
0.471.15mayonaise-filled pinataBernt Pancreas
-0.061.59Mazeltov CocktailStonent
-0.061.33McTurtle soup, fast food made from slow creaturesJmillius
-0.031.20me and julio down by the graveyardCaptain Annoying
-0.071.05Me and My Derrick Are in an OPEC Relationship bongthegong
0.121.51Me and my ShadenfreundeBernt Pancreas
0.031.54Me lie about my laiBagHead
-0.111.00meat harvest festivallordstatik
0.310.89Meat is MurderPreloggy
-0.321.27meat the parentsMingelover
-0.181.37Meat the press. Press the meat?Gospog
0.071.22Meet the last of the Petey tagsAfgncaap
0.291.29Meet your own build (revised)BagHead
0.160.60Mega OverbytePreloggy
0.690.99Melanoma on the Skin of His TeethPreloggy
-0.061.34Mellifluous ideas pouring into my headJmillius
-0.191.32Melted Choco-shorts 2.0Pirate
0.011.30men, i'm eminemHangdog
0.381.41mens sala in corpore saloJamie
0.051.87Mensa CyclePreloggy
-0.952.00meringue merenguebuzzard
0.521.48merkin she wroteBernt Pancreas
0.601.23mesh ball mess hall (open 44926)lordstatik
0.371.16Messily we masticateBagHead
0.271.30Miami VinceInteresting Steve
0.180.85Michael Vick has a Cell PhonePreloggy
-0.461.58micturation nationrictus hep
-0.241.21Mile wide club - Grab a fattyInteresting Steve
0.451.13milkwalking the green mileBernt Pancreas
-0.141.04million man mulch (attrib: Sluggy Freelance)Pete B
0.011.63mime controlSoren
-0.251.07Mind Your Own MeatnessPreloggy
0.171.02Minnie mouse gets slipped a mickey (Open 13832)BagHead
0.430.96misanthropic meanderingsSimian Farmer
-0.021.11misery loves chachiVitamin X
0.221.71mission imperceptiblezenmaster
0.671.30Mission of Burma ShavePreloggy
0.251.14Mississippi gurningInteresting Steve
0.720.94missouri loves companyCaptain Annoying
-0.131.42mixing lysol and lye with the white of my eyeGar
-0.602.75Mo Meta BluesPreloggy
-0.191.09Mob hits are a Gang BangWags
-0.321.22mock war in the sock drawerVitamin X
0.391.17Modifying the herbCameron
0.581.37Monkey for old ropeInteresting Steve
-0.151.29monkey semen key docraeze
0.190.88monkeys mating in the moonlightgroovintodigweed
0.310.83montessori's revengeZeener Diode
0.130.87monty hall of mirrorspoe117
-0.670.98moo goo trepan (redux)Christopher Lyons
-0.451.15moo-ve alongVaca
0.291.35moon over dharma (attrib dammit: 5540)Pete B
0.321.47Moonshine SeranadeNuke-Marine
-0.271.39Moonshine Superman, alternate takeThe Hanged Man
-0.211.39moral compass gone awryVaca
0.951.54more fetid than feted (4th revised)Reverend Toast
-0.221.11More No-Shows than a Death Row Reunion Party (final cut)Wags
0.411.11more peeps humor (I use the term loosely)ChickenCow
-0.211.59Morning Radio gag stealThe Light In Chains
-0.111.29Mortal WombatInteresting Steve
-0.361.21Mother's Little WhelperPreloggy
0.011.43Mountain StewGar
0.110.87mouse trap meat tenderizergroovintodigweed
-0.181.56Moving In to the Upper Floor of My Inferiority DuplexPreloggy
0.111.10mr. mxyzptlk gets diagnosed with dyslexiaBernt Pancreas
-0.091.38Mr. Petey, in the Redux, with the cheese slicerAfgncaap
-0.322.12muffin-shaped puffinSquad Car
0.221.56Muffled Moans in the Outer ZonesSoren
-0.130.86muffy the umpire flayerCaptain Annoying
-0.331.19mugged with a coffee cupbongthegong
-0.431.74mullet the blue skyEnriquez
0.160.87Munching the Carpet BombPreloggy
0.081.05Munckins Worked the Poppy Fields of OzWags
-0.221.11mung like a horsebongthegong
0.261.24murder on the marrakesh expresspoe117
-0.621.43Murmuring Muses of Mythos (41739 slight edit)The Open Marauder
0.251.27Music for the wilted generationInteresting Steve
0.240.80Musicians prefer the rhythm methodWags
-0.181.29Must a comic strip have a tagline?Xopher
0.031.09must be this tall to writheNightengail
0.441.07mustard sally... guess you'd better hoe that mustard downcraeze
0.481.50mustardseed lifesaver (original author, with tweaking)Pete B
0.211.36mutatis mutandiszenmaster
-0.461.44my balony has a first nameHangdog
0.241.12my beer gets more head than i doTemperance
0.171.56My Big Fat Geek WeddingTom Swift
-0.311.16my brown-eyed girlcraeze
0.241.50my computer's silicon implantTemperance
0.211.44My Conscience is Sick. I Must Be Fluid.Preloggy
-0.131.13my eyes! the goggles, they do nothing!ChickenCow
0.091.72My grandma can beat up your grandma(REVISED)pete
0.081.06My Italian girlfriend is on the RaguCruel_Meta
0.281.23my kingdom for a couple bucksVaca
0.392.03My little Jack ChickadeeSquad Car
-0.401.29My Mail Order Bride Plays Chess. She's a Czech MatePreloggy
-1.501.97My Mongoliajkc
0.211.24My name is ozzy osbourne, king of kingsBagHead
-0.081.60My Nose Runs. My Feet Smell. I'm Built Backwards.Preloggy
0.350.50my only friend, the endTorgo
0.471.11My open audition 34... now lost forever (Originally posted by BP)Interesting Steve
-0.301.26My P's and Q's Don't MindPreloggy
-0.081.41my precious scores! they're melting! they're melting! (still)Pete B
0.131.11my yo-yo could write a better comicTemperance
0.571.16myanmar shaveBernt Pancreas
-0.091.58Nail clippings in an empty wine glassInteresting Steve
-0.091.08Naked Mexican Immigrants - Balls to the WallPreloggy
-0.080.78naked mole rats of the apocalypse (inspired by ggc)Luchog
0.361.00Nam Daed No Em NrutPreloggy
0.231.42nancy drew careypoe117
0.091.33narc, the lookout angels cry!scullyman5000
0.611.23Narco PoloThe Hanged Man
0.161.44Nat King ColdDeath Goat
0.251.44nattering nabobs of nudismPete B
0.641.31natural born pillars of the communityherpules
0.160.97Naugahyde in plain sight (redux)Bernt Pancreas
-0.431.33Naval-warfare fetishist outed as torpedophileCaptain Annoying
0.181.46Nebuchadnezzar's bran muffins (apologies to StG)The Hanged Man
-0.101.38necktie of the godsDeath Goat
0.411.07NecronomicondoThe Hanged Man
-0.151.45Neighbourhood SwatchNat
0.721.12Nelson MandolaInteresting Steve
-0.281.38Nestor's Palace & CasinoRowdy Theologian
0.411.30Never Rub Another Man's RhubarbPreloggy
-0.360.71never... was so much owed by so many to tofu (spellchecked)Interesting Steve
-0.921.54New England Puppy ChowderHorselover Fat
-0.040.76new god ultra for cleaner soulsVaca
0.401.01new, improved zyclon-b. kid tested, mother approved!Hipgnosis
-0.021.50newly reformulated and lemony-freshVaca
-0.201.15nibbled to death by cats (thanx 2 Russetfox)Nuke-Marine
-0.090.62Nibbling Your GibbletsPreloggy
-0.421.19Nigh on wan JuanThe Light In Chains
-0.361.22nigh-on cast ironChris Bourke
-0.591.61nighttime snifflin' sneezin'Ratboy
0.071.44Nine-Inch Nemesis (4040)The Open Marauder
-0.190.94No animals were harmed in the filming of this comicCruel_Meta
-0.280.79No animals were sexually molested in the making of this movieNuke-Marine
0.071.06No Brainers Give Me HeadachesPreloggy
-0.431.27no cake for the culturedConrad Zaar
0.011.58No comprende the endePreloggy
0.090.70No F in my ool (Reriffing)The Hanged Man
0.611.31no guts, no goryInteresting Steve
-0.141.65No more Mr. Lice guyThomas76H
-0.181.45No Nookie in the NorthPreloggy
0.471.07no parking in the white zonePreloggy
-0.111.17No Pussy for Old MenPreloggy
0.281.21No rest for the Denis Leary (by suggestion)Bernt Pancreas
-0.831.14No shoes, no shirt, no cervixStonent
-0.231.04no spuds to boilpete
0.311.52nobler than oedipusDeath Goat
-0.141.75Nobody loves me. Not even Jesus.Devilman
0.491.45non nuclear family proliferation treatyPreloggy
-0.341.39Non-Fairy CreamerWendigo
-0.561.44nose hairs in your souffleeHorselover Fat
0.100.93nosferatu's listingBernt Pancreas
0.141.50not entirely quite like licking a cob of cornDeath Goat
-0.181.36not for use with unexplained muscle sorenessPete B
0.391.17not so much bad taste as no taste at allPete B
0.991.62not sold in stores at any priceCrisper Than Thou
-0.061.87nothin' but a smiledfan
0.061.16nothin' that a hot mocha enema couldn't fix (PG version)Death Goat
-0.080.94Nothing To Read HerePreloggy
0.081.21now I'm a bereaverInteresting Steve
0.191.48Now is the time for all good men to jump over the lazy dogBagHead
0.251.47Now Playing in New Orleans: Katrina and the WavesThe Hanged Man
-0.101.00Now with 1/3 the calories (10)The Open Marauder
0.190.86Nuclear Missals (Fixing an ancient mistake)Magus
-0.551.40Nuclear Test Ban Roll-OnPreloggy
-0.921.37nudge nudge wink winklilith
-0.501.60nux vomica vobiscumHorselover Fat
-0.381.25Nuzzling the nubile nape of notorietyInteresting Steve
0.091.46Nye Guy, the Science BillConrad Zaar
-0.311.31o brother, wherefore art thou romeo?craeze
-0.031.11oakenfold origamigroovintodigweed
0.591.35Obama Where Art Thou?Preloggy
0.871.89Oblivious to the ObviousPreloggy
-0.131.21Occam's ErasureInteresting Steve
0.840.99Ode: On the Death of a Favorite Cat, Drowned in a Milkman's TubStikyIcky
0.181.05off the grappling hook (rewrite)Cameron
0.211.38offended plucked eyeball collectionNuke-Marine
0.251.06offering humanitarian slingbladeBernt Pancreas
-0.420.91Office DespotPreloggy
0.061.60official midsized car of the damned (2)Torgo
0.451.20oh my god, it's full of porn stars (with clown)Bernt Pancreas
0.021.37ok kid, but this is the last timebongthegong
-0.911.63old farts still smellCrisper Than Thou
-0.201.29old gag, new trixThe Light In Chains
0.071.31old man saddam sat on his bomb, blowing his kurds awayDeath Goat
-0.351.24Old school tae boThe Light In Chains
-0.061.61Old-Growth Redneckmarkdiscordia
0.181.33Olympic dumpster diving at the abortion clinicStonent
0.441.53omnes gentes plauditeGar
0.091.53on the gravy train, but seated in the snot cabooseVaca
-0.180.89on the heels of oblivionZeener Diode
0.091.21on-going bongo-ingHangdog
-0.061.32One Arquette steak; medium, raretherandomthink
-0.081.39one for the honey, two for the ho ho hoTom Swift
-0.390.96One Hit and Run WonderPreloggy
0.151.17One Hits the Boy WonderPreloggy
-0.671.36one more partiallyclips strip, then you gotta read 'em yourselfPete B
-0.150.86One Norse townInteresting Steve
0.831.81One Size Fits AllSoren
-0.131.03one year of toenail clippingsNuke-Marine
-0.111.21one-armed ass banditNuke-Marine
0.151.06only lonely polonycraeze
0.441.42Only the Good Cy Young (fixed)The Hanged Man
0.291.62Only users loose drugs.Gar
0.101.65ooga booga rah rah rah V 1.2ChickenCow
0.681.41Ooh, he's got a chubby tumtumBagHead
-0.242.13Ooo! That smarts (Vaca).Vaca
0.261.00Ooo! That smarts.Afgncaap
0.021.34Open 5936: Stamp collecting on Park PlaceAfgncaap
-0.141.56Open 6099: X-men!Afgncaap
0.731.66Open 9430: Purge of GlurgeBernt Pancreas
0.661.38Open 9475: The strip with Tourette's Syndrome AND sporadic aphasiBernt Pancreas
-0.161.45open 9480: suppurating blisterpacks of funBernt Pancreas
0.401.37Open 9554: refreshing Necro WafersBernt Pancreas
0.241.33Open 9594: Night of the Living Dead HorseBernt Pancreas
0.241.15open bar exampoe117
-0.061.24Open Edit 29514: The Scent of Burning Turkey on Thanksgiving MorningThe Light In Chains
-0.031.57open meat night at the improv (open 25507, revised)Pete B
0.841.32Open repost 1: Even Jesus Hates Creedmarkdiscordia
0.201.22Open Repost 2: Erskine Bowling for Dollarsmarkdiscordia
0.501.37open toad water moccasinsRakfink
0.171.12open45508: ed burns when I pee (yes it's mine)Bernt Pancreas
-0.031.82openRMCS #2068herpules
0.131.02openRMCS #2780herpules
0.521.57openRMCS #2872herpules
-0.131.77OpenRMCS #4312Soren
0.451.20OpenRMCS #4641Soren
-1.732.54OpenRMCS 25474Soren
-0.221.04opiate-powdered clam chowder (open 41663 rewrite)craeze
0.021.59Orangina Proudly Presents My AssHouse of Eeyore
0.351.14Origin of the Spices (unlicensed riff)The Hanged Man
0.031.23Orville and DeanInteresting Steve
0.080.77Our love was like a kitten in a waste disposal unitBig Nothing
-0.941.69Out of charm's waym_cammarano
-0.200.88outhouse splashback flashbackShlomotheGreat
0.211.72Over 50 quintillions ripen'dSmoothP
0.060.97over the river and through the swilllordstatik
-0.161.36overdone to death and over said to deafbongthegong
0.671.16overexposed underwireChristopher Hart
-0.321.21Oxycontin moronBallpein
0.051.18Oysters on the Open RangeSoren
-0.230.91pablum's dogSquad Car
-0.181.27paging doctor dubiousVaca
-0.250.84paging doctor mammogramlordstatik
-0.241.76Paging Dr. FaustHorselover Fat
-0.101.37Paint your WoganInteresting Steve
-0.171.00Painting by Numbers with Rodents (my open #40983)Nuke-Marine
0.540.78Panama C AnalPreloggy
0.151.14Papa's got a brand new colostomy bagInteresting Steve
-0.081.15paper macheteMingelover
0.231.31pappa roach hotel californiaHangdog
-0.151.32Parabolic Mike Brady (revised)Ballpein
-0.131.23Parasites beats two pairPreloggy
0.431.16Parting ShotWags
-0.121.18partying on the yard-armJoeNotCharles
-0.031.11pass kentucky on the left-hand sideNuke-Marine
-0.151.96pat faxes flat taxesherpules
-0.260.99pausing hammertimeCruel_Meta
0.130.94Pear Pimples for Hairy Fishnutsopus
0.071.26pedestrian at best. version 3.0groovintodigweed
0.011.55Peehole surgeryInteresting Steve
0.161.42Peek a Boo! Part twoPreloggy
0.200.79Peek-a-boo in the ICUWags
-0.501.33pencil test of the third besttodcra
-0.551.40Penguin Pinball ParasolsDoc Evil
0.121.21Penguins rolling off the precipice (Once more with feeling)Politas
0.031.83Peni tenti non penitentpoleTomSingleton
0.581.57pentagons, hexagons, and epigoneJmillius
0.231.24penthouse magazine's annual scratch and sniff editionNuke-Marine
0.281.15Peon, Piaf- The Peer!Bernt Pancreas
-0.070.72Peppermint Panties in a TwistPreloggy
0.231.36per diem for your perineumBernt Pancreas
-0.020.85Perception is everything elseCruel_Meta
-0.121.04perfect tetris does not a perfect man make.Reverend Toast
-0.341.16Performing the Heimlich on Choking ChickensPreloggy
0.051.28Perpetual Lotion Machinemarkdiscordia
0.180.88Perverting the Corpse of Justice againInteresting Steve
-0.211.33pest strip teaseHorselover Fat
-0.381.11Peta Pita Pitter PatterHipgnosis
0.121.49Pete Petey McPetepete, Leader of the Pete BrigadeAfgncaap
-0.131.01Peyronie's: harder to blow than a broken nosecraeze
-0.021.81philadelphia freedom fightersVitamin X
0.060.93philip glass menagerieDeath Goat
-0.441.24phillip glass half emptyThe Light In Chains
0.321.30phlegm coating and chewy wafersPreloggy
1.301.66phlegm for everybodyHorselover Fat
0.291.54phoning playdoh tech supportBernt Pancreas
-0.801.77pickled herring and whitefishjulius
0.271.12pickled midgets campaigning for tooth carePreloggy
-0.462.24Pico de LecheChickenCow
-0.171.85Pictures of matchstick men and Earlscullyman5000
0.021.00Piddling while Rome burpsInteresting Steve
-0.661.72Piercing Abe VigodaReverend Toast
0.031.27pig slop for the dandy fopsChristopher Hart
0.430.84Pimpin' the Barbie yet againThe Hanged Man
0.050.75Pinching a SugarloafWags
0.701.56pipe bomb dreamsPreloggy
-0.561.73Pirates of Piss-antsChickenCow
-0.021.12Pissing on your typo-free compost heapInteresting Steve
1.441.60pistil whipped honey slutCameron
-0.231.34pitch a little woo, low and outsidePreloggy
0.071.30pixellated porcupines of purposeopus
0.021.17pizza with everything, no bon jovi please (2nd helping)Bernt Pancreas
0.061.56placidly awaiting the hangmanopus
0.681.14plaster disasterVaca
0.891.51Play Misty for Mr. MiyagiSquad Car
0.111.28playboy vs. the gay boygroovintodigweed
-0.151.15Playing With the Dead Man's BallsPreloggy
0.351.09playing with the playmate of the year (I wish)groovintodigweed
-0.080.75Playing with the Queen of ScotsThe Hanged Man
0.851.03please pass the sarin gasgroovintodigweed
-0.230.97please sir, may I have a whore? (extensively revised)Conrad Zaar
0.151.17plop, plop, fizz, whizPreloggy
0.191.27Plump dumplings of moist bedevilmentm_cammarano
0.071.26Plump dumplings of moist bedevilment (rewrite)Soren
-0.251.21poaching from "Go Die" one last timePete B
0.171.16pocket full of crap tonightCaptain Annoying
0.051.33poetry in freeze-frameGar
-0.071.13Poison Ivy LeaguePreloggy
-0.241.27Pole VoltaireInteresting Steve
-0.141.30polyunsaturated baby oilShlomotheGreat
-0.121.31pompano circumstancezenmaster
-0.171.36Pond scum on the surface of the mindBagHead
-0.230.88Pop an Ass in Your Cap TwoPreloggy
-0.351.27pop tarts for your blowholePreloggy
0.040.87Popcorn for Cop PornThe Hanged Man
-0.792.14popcorn quiz, hotshotHorselover Fat
-0.561.99Popeye Dips in Olive OylPreloggy
0.561.40popping up for air and nachosVaca
0.311.02Pornfake GirlThe Hanged Man
0.360.80port and beanspoe117
-0.621.79post ilness reconstructionalismJillSwift
0.061.54postal worker contracts dreaded "basket full of puppies"Vitamin X
-0.151.31Postcard From the Abyss Saying "Wish You Were Here"Valseregwen
0.111.32Potassium Possum HydroxideJmillius
-0.101.08Power to the Peep-HoleChris Bourke
0.000.92praying hands on your pots and pans (Scraping the Open #41867)Luchog
-0.411.56pre-chewed lude, dudeSmokey
0.541.04pre-emptive dyke (well from what I can remember)Mingelover
-0.351.60pre-mortem dissectionChris Bourke
0.681.16premoistened pantsBernt Pancreas
-1.401.88president pastacatbear
0.190.90pressing gerbils in the waffle iron (v3)Territan
0.311.73pretty as a pitcherSquad Car
0.541.27pretzel lodgersBernt Pancreas
0.561.69Pride and Extreme Prejudice, director's cutThe Hanged Man
-0.141.24Prioritizing My Top Ten ListPreloggy
0.181.08psychobabble and the forty peevesBernt Pancreas
-0.011.20Pubic enemy number oneInteresting Steve
-0.100.99Pubic executionInteresting Steve
0.510.75Pubic OptionPreloggy
-0.661.22Public Urination--2nd OffenseXopher
0.630.93Pudding on the Ritztherandomthink
0.260.87Pulitzer my fingerJmillius
-0.361.29pulling muscles from MichellePreloggy
-0.370.68Pulling the Rug Out From Carpet BombsPreloggy
-0.061.26pump action pimpTom Swift
0.010.91punch line sold separatelylordstatik
0.531.37Puppies: free to good home, make excellent moving targetsJmillius
-0.291.61Purge of Glurge (rewrite 2984)The Light In Chains
-0.151.18put your hand in the fan of the man that passes waterBernt Pancreas
0.201.46puts the feel ya' in pedophiliaNuke-Marine
0.421.36puts the oral in funeral (my take)The Light In Chains
-0.081.25putting the "fun" in "unfunny" (grammar check)Vaca
0.120.88putting the coarse before the heartBernt Pancreas
-0.021.58Putting the Dog in DoggerelXopher
-0.041.10Putting the hair in "harrowing"Irving
0.501.33putting the racecar out to studlordstatik
-0.291.23putting the typo in typogrifeeNuke-Marine
0.010.99pyromania for the dyslexicTorgo
-1.151.58Pyros for pornosHorselover Fat
0.791.33q*bert questions the quarryHouse of Eeyore
0.151.25Questions? Call 1-800-733-6328.Death Goat
-0.051.43Quicker then a Ray Charles of Light (OPEN 39576)Hysterical Woman
-0.031.75Quivering on the End of the ForkMalaVelho
0.131.09rabid, for her pleasureBernt Pancreas
-0.420.86race against thymeThe Light In Chains
0.051.25rage against mister cleanBernt Pancreas
0.351.20rage against the beguine, take 2Captain Annoying
1.431.55ragtime in the rumpus roomSoren
0.461.21Raiders of the lost arkansas (open 12017)BagHead
0.411.24Rainbow BlightSquad Car
-0.321.15raining whippets on your weekend weddingDeath Goat
0.491.09Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me HomicidalWags
-0.171.55Raking BradPreloggy
0.241.61raking up the yard with pooReoer
-0.071.27ralph bellamy saluteVitamin X
0.041.59ramadan toughscullyman5000
0.461.13random votes for hall and oatescraeze
-0.151.52raquet in your packet (my take)Tom Swift
-0.421.14Ray Charles in ChargeFlwyd
0.451.24Razing AlabamaThe Light In Chains
-0.211.92real buttery taste in every bite.Neo
0.190.99Real cowboys wear ten gallon briefsCruel_Meta
0.231.07receding ass hair lineVaca
0.100.98recreational surgerylordstatik
0.461.00Rectal Meat ThermometerPreloggy
-0.230.66Rectal ThermonuclearPreloggy
0.011.27recursive (adj.) 1. see also: recursiveDeath Goat
0.461.08Red Meat for DummiesNuke-Marine
-0.131.19Red Meat Survivior - Just Vote Me Off the Web Site!Preloggy
0.411.14Red, White and Blue CrossThe Hanged Man
0.161.23Redone skidmarks on the kitchen floorBagHead
0.101.25regarding a joke that will never have the right punchline.groovintodigweed
0.470.88remains of the gay (dashed by popular demand)Mingelover
-0.151.20Rembrandts keep falling on my headInteresting Steve
0.011.11Remember the Alimonyopus
-0.011.18Remix: Voodoo ChilliJmillius
0.191.09remote control bread slobberCameron
-0.231.12Removing Your AlgebraPreloggy
0.371.58Rene Descartes BlancHouse of Eeyore
-0.161.41Reprise on a rakfink in E MinorTamlan
0.691.58republican party in my pants, and everyone's indictedherpules
-0.111.10requiescat in pace carThe Light In Chains
0.121.23requium for the treated and releasedPete B
0.271.29rest in pissInteresting Steve
0.401.03retro futurismVaca
-0.021.02retrovertigo on the trampolineDeath Goat
-0.041.54Return of the fellowship of the attack of the spider-clonesThe Light In Chains
-0.131.65Return to Balti-S'mores!Squad Car
0.311.46reunion with the rear onionTemperance
0.071.57Revenge is a dish best served with a cheap plastic trinketStikyIcky
0.170.87revoltron (open #111027)KillingAllTheFlies
-0.631.10reworked and returnedReoer
0.081.32Rickets in your pickets (rewrite)The Light In Chains
0.101.29riddle me this, batmanVaca
0.021.37ride a cock horse to st. andrew's crossBernt Pancreas
-0.031.21Riffin' a Platypussy (I only take credit for Johnny's last dialogue)The Hanged Man
0.041.28Rikki-Tikki-TackyThe Hanged Man
0.651.09ring 'n' run at death's door (open audition 62009)Simian Farmer
0.030.99Rip-tide for your mother-in-law (Tweaked)Interesting Steve
0.240.91River Deep, Mountain Wide, Fire GoodPreloggy
-0.061.86road rash hash (ChickenCow)ChickenCow
-0.121.70road rash hash (Soren)Soren
-0.010.91Roadkill stew for a redneck crew (version 2)Interesting Steve
0.050.97rock around the glockInteresting Steve
-0.732.02ROCK ME, MOTHER TERESANumber44
-0.071.24rock out with your cop-outDeath Goat
0.461.17rock over london, rock on chicagoVaca
0.341.82Rockettes to Russiamarkdiscordia
-0.090.96Rocky and KabulwinklePreloggy
-0.250.96Rocky Road for the Good Humor ManWags
-0.691.85Rohypnol = one night stunned (21891; VX)The Open Marauder
-0.241.15roll the koansDeadbeef
0.071.11rolling down the river of blood IIVaca
0.401.42rolling stone temple pilots iii: the li'l rat skullsHangdog
-0.281.16Romulus and RemixInteresting Steve
0.191.07rotating the tires on the wheelbarrow of life (54664)The Open Marauder
1.291.76roto-rooter roustaboutSoren
0.061.36rotten to the coroner (by suggestion)Bernt Pancreas
0.461.10roving blood bank ATMPete B
0.241.33row row row your bloat, vacaVaca
0.731.24RU486: the get smart drugSquad Car
-0.071.31Rum raisin branJoeNotCharles
-0.071.37rumble in the bung hole (revised)Death Goat
-0.441.45Rumble in the fungalInteresting Steve
0.271.30Rumsfeld and CokePreloggy
0.071.25Rumsfeld and Coke with a twist of GarGar
0.141.45running to the beating of a different bullyBernt Pancreas
0.311.35Rythm and Blue's CluesNuke-Marine
-0.251.11s and m & m'sbongthegong
-0.281.45Safe Sex + Good Breath = Condom MintsPreloggy
-0.131.09Saints vs Lions, this Sunday in RomeJmillius
0.181.01Salivation ArmyJamie
0.311.18Salt in the wombThe Light In Chains
-0.271.12Same strip, different Doris DayNuke-Marine
-0.051.44samhain I amBernt Pancreas
-0.681.59samson and deli meatbuzzard
-0.431.06Samsung and DelilahInteresting Steve
-0.120.97santorum-filled steamer trunkDeath Goat
0.301.13sara bellum's logicBallpein
-0.451.47Sarcophagus full of esophagus sausagesm_cammarano
0.741.47sasquatch where your going!scullyman5000
-1.261.68satan's private messengerVaca
0.191.05saturated spiders of scandinaviaHouse of Eeyore
-0.171.24Savant a-go-goThe Hanged Man
-0.721.56Saving Private Parts and Major WoodyHorselover Fat
-0.221.40Say that we're sweethearts again!JillSwift
0.181.18Scarab MousseCruel_Meta
0.071.22Scarab uprisingShlomotheGreat
0.031.23Scat Man for OthersPreloggy
0.281.06scintilating sensation of anal abrasion, one moreVaca
0.261.64scorbutical shenanigansMingelover
0.601.07scraped from the ashes of fink's fireplaceTemperance
-0.661.70scream of wheatbuzzard
0.140.96scrumptious scumberSquad Car
-0.091.00Sea monkey do monkeyThe Light In Chains
0.151.75season's beatingsDeath Goat
-0.080.93Seasons BeatingsPreloggy
0.381.33Secrete, SantaThe Light In Chains
0.221.41Seduced by the dork side of the farceJohntheAuthor
-0.100.77See Monkey, Do MonkeyThe Hanged Man
-0.791.32see you round like a pentagramSmokey
-0.131.44semi self-concious, fully self-delusionalSquad Car
-0.161.20Semi-colonoscopyThe Hanged Man
-0.241.85sensibility pure and simpleRatboy
0.101.10service with a simileInteresting Steve
0.341.24serving the cat a bowl of shredded tweet (Open 32142)Death Goat
-0.091.09sesame street's best tattoo parlorPete B
-0.460.98Set Taser on FunPreloggy
-0.430.86Seven Habits of Effectively High People (v. 2)Wags
0.071.56several strange sorts of suctionJoeNotCharles
0.011.52sexual intellectuals: fucking know-it-allsB. Butros Ghali
-0.711.32sexual organ grinderFlwyd
-0.161.63shake me, bake me, rack me, smack meVeep
-0.121.48shaken not stirredVaca
-0.481.77Shakespeare + Fast Food = MacBethPreloggy
-0.281.39Shallow gravyInteresting Steve
-0.181.65shalom improvementbongthegong
0.501.54She pulled me in, hook, line, and chancre.Stonent
0.141.19she swiped the peace pipeReoer
0.241.13shirt, black, and strides (finally)craeze
0.181.41shiver me timbersChickenCow
0.251.04Shock the MoonpiePreloggy
0.250.83Shock the Moonpie (riff)opus
-2.171.54SHOEHORN FOR THE SOULNumber44
0.351.11short stack of sorrowcakesHouse of Eeyore
-0.261.56shouting obscenities at deaf peopleMingelover
0.140.92show me the way to grow gnomesInteresting Steve
-0.051.28shower failureSquad Car
0.151.27Shower repost to take it off Temp's handsReoer
0.101.07shrink to fit: the epileptic psychiatrist writesChris Bourke
0.360.87Shrinking ViolenceThe Hanged Man
-0.561.49Shut don't go up, prices do.Doc Evil
0.581.18Sic semper tyrannosaurusBagHead
-0.601.17sicker than your averageChris Bourke
0.511.22Sickle Cell Anemia ElmoPreloggy
-0.471.24sign the petition; put Bug-Eyed Earl on Survivor, now! (corrected)Pete B
-0.341.40Significant udderInteresting Steve
-0.221.15Sigourney Dream WeaverPreloggy
-0.111.37silky anger (rewrite)Andrew K Suber
0.251.12Silly Gentile! Lox is for Yids!poe117
0.011.50silly strands of semenMingelover
0.431.55Silly Wabbit. Matrix Aren't For KidsPreloggy
0.931.73silly-string theoryBernt Pancreas
-0.451.78silverfish dinnerHorselover Fat
1.141.74Simplify, Simplify, Semper FiThe Light In Chains
-0.751.95Since you're crazy, can we see your nuts?zenmaster
0.351.10Sing a song of sixpence, Sucka!ShlomotheGreat
0.931.48singing pentagramBernt Pancreas
0.151.23Singing Sopranos in the Vienna Boys Choir (without the gannet)Nildo Crapo
0.611.02single cel phoned organismsBernt Pancreas
-0.331.40Sinkhole In Your StinkholePreloggy
0.260.91Sinks leaving a shipping ratInteresting Steve
0.011.06siphoning diesel for the orphan bonfireDeath Goat
-0.311.27Sippin' on Gin and Juice SoupMinja
-0.361.32Sir Real: the incongruous knightSimian Farmer
-0.081.30sir william wallace-n-gromit, leader of the scottish terriersDeath Goat
0.341.80sirius discussion about uranusTemperance
-0.421.36six o'clock nudes (attr:
0.831.00skewered view of the fountainbleuHouse of Eeyore
0.751.32Skidmarks From Your Brain FartsPianoDemon
-0.041.37slack rodent motherfuckertodcra
0.071.41slappin' the shrimp on Barbie (the grill next door).Rakfink
0.381.47sleazy weasles catch the measlesPreloggy
0.021.36Sleeping with the anemoneInteresting Steve
0.130.99Sleeping with the Enemy's MotherACog
1.031.55slim jims for chubby checker(post crash)Bernt Pancreas
-0.251.30Slimy Toads in Your Tighty WhitysPreloggy
-0.021.28slings and erosVitamin X
0.211.27Slipped DiscworldBernt Pancreas
0.251.05slippery sinews in my spaghettiCruel_Meta
-0.331.16slippery when wet dreamsNuke-Marine
0.111.37slugs on the rim of your margarita glassBernt Pancreas
-0.161.02small time duck dealerVaca
0.290.94Small. Rabbit. Kebabs.Valseregwen
0.621.56smells like white spiritTom Swift
-0.182.20smelly bait for your first mateSoren
0.171.22Smite! (904)The Open Marauder
-0.411.27Smokey & the Bandit... UnpluggedChickenCow
0.071.31smokey and the bandit II . . . unplugged some more (riff on 5253)Pete B
0.431.72Smoking SwedesNat
0.061.52smoting by roteHouse of Eeyore
0.672.04Snapping pennants over the napping penitentsThe Light In Chains
0.301.31snide remarks goeth before a fall {my take on 6196}Alice From Hell
-0.231.14sniffing glue with a broken noseChris Bourke
-0.681.11sniffing the stinky fingerNuke-Marine
0.022.30snorkling in jello (Open 21789 - no author equals public domain)Vitamin X
-0.421.36soaring on the wings of desireVaca
0.051.52Soggy Waffles in Your UnderroosPreloggy
0.231.07soldier of fortune cookie (revisited)Bernt Pancreas
-0.270.60solo me-oWags
-0.931.47solving a paltry geometric delimmaRatboy
-0.561.69sombre ballad of the three-bean saladcraeze
-0.511.05some kind of muenster (take 2)KillingAllTheFlies
-0.101.07some lajoie for your nap sackDeath Goat
-0.071.50some loathsome loadMingelover
0.081.69Somebody done somebody's song wrongpoe117
0.401.10someday, you'll look back on this and laugh. or weep bitterly.Pete B
0.020.89someone put dinner in my lunchboxlordstatik
-0.171.18Something sour in your succulentsACog
-0.111.42Something-D-O-O EconomicsCrisper Than Thou
0.250.83sometimes you eat the meat, sometimes the meat eats youTom Swift
0.001.04somewhere between sesame and elm streetsVaca
0.141.17somewhere over the oxbow incidentBernt Pancreas
-0.311.31Sonic the Hedge FundPreloggy
-0.051.33Sooeycide is PiglessPreloggy
0.611.75Soothing salve for sore funnybonesm_cammarano
-0.331.15soporific exhalationAfgncaap
-0.881.67sounds like...libertine
0.241.32sour grapes for your jests and japesChristopher Hart
0.931.35space goats: coast-to-coast (Attribution: Emo)Death Goat
0.261.12spaceman spliffSquad Car
0.181.00spackle for gracklesBernt Pancreas
0.141.41spam of the la....just listened to a commentgroovintodigweed
-0.111.38spam on the lamPreloggy
-0.171.46Spam on the lam, woah black bettyThe Light In Chains
0.031.78spam on van dammeherpules
0.431.11Spanking the baboon's bottomBagHead
-0.160.93spanking the organ grinderTom Swift
-0.160.97spanking you in advanceXopher
0.080.84Spatial tears in the comic-time theoryJmillius
0.311.26speak softly and carry a big bullhornVaca
-0.851.79special prosecutor's favorite comicHorselover Fat
0.671.15speed bump in the parking lot of your mindopus
0.221.22speed bumps in your underwearPreloggy
-0.121.10Spellcheck (spellchecked)Nildo Crapo
0.071.09Spelling ErosInteresting Steve
-0.151.18Spice Up Your Love Life by Fishing for CondimentsPreloggy
-0.101.58spinal slapbongthegong
0.190.87spit up on by Jeffy, age 2Bernt Pancreas
-0.181.45Spleen infested fungusInteresting Steve
-0.111.06spleen is a thing with feathersOrganLeroy
0.390.88spleeny: spleenlike, or pertaining to the spleenBernt Pancreas
0.050.86Splice up your love wipeInteresting Steve
0.141.24spoon feverlordstatik
0.251.34spoon swoon moon june goonPreloggy
-0.211.18Spot the diffidenceInteresting Steve
0.241.08spotty behinds through mini blinds.Rakfink
0.000.83Spring-Loaded Can of Despair bongthegong
-0.041.51Springer Spaniels blasted to granules...ChickenCow
0.181.12springheel jack of all tradesBernt Pancreas
-0.161.54springs and barrels of outrageous foreskinReoer
-0.221.45Spunk your Man KeyPreloggy
0.320.93squatting on linoleumPreloggy
0.431.08stain pimple toilets in concertThe Light In Chains
-0.101.24stained and deliveredMingelover
-0.191.18stained presidential cabinetPreloggy
0.641.20stained sheet lightning (open 41642)craeze
0.981.27Stalking the wily memeThe Light In Chains
-0.031.42standing ovation at the paraplegics conventionDeath Goat
0.031.32Starbucks Porn - Cream in Your CoffeePreloggy
0.001.59stars and barslibertine
0.631.44stars upon thars'Soren
0.121.41starting the squealing processHouse of Eeyore
-0.031.15Starts to work on contactChickenCow
-0.021.09Stay a while, oenophileDeath Goat
-0.151.42Stays Firm in MilkDevilman
0.461.33Steady on Mr Beethoven, that's your fifthInteresting Steve
0.051.40steak 'n' shake 'n' bacon bitsSquad Car
-0.431.74step on the gasbuzzard
-0.261.32Steroids to HeavenPreloggy
0.110.94Stone Cold Jane AustenInteresting Steve
-0.251.27stone-dulled bris-knife of comedy (v2)Territan
0.251.29Stool for the MulePreloggy
-0.491.28Stop Staring At My Spice RackWags
0.151.28Storch Song Trilogy (reriff)The Hanged Man
0.001.09storming the white castleVaca
-0.231.57Strange Gel in a Strange Hand.Horselover Fat
0.000.80strap on dodoInteresting Steve
0.081.17stretch lance armstrongbongthegong
0.321.22Stripey pygmy zebra molluscsBagHead
0.061.31strong enough for a man, but made of a womanVaca
0.321.10Stuck in a runaway grocery cartBagHead
-0.101.31studded shock colorcraeze
0.521.33Stumping for BushPreloggy
-0.130.97Stupid Is As Stupis DuhsPreloggy
-1.061.66stupid you!ddot
0.041.12stupor trooperspoe117
-0.280.67Styrofoam Plantation ConnectionAfgncaap
0.221.22sub-standard deviation (take 2)Pete B
0.401.41subcutaneous humor gets under my skinJillSwift
0.331.44subdued pudding frenzySoren
-0.171.30Subliminal Cola Advertisements in This StripChris Bourke
0.101.27subliterate jests for itinerant guests (4041)The Open Marauder
-0.181.34submitted for your approvalPreloggy
0.911.18subterranean homesick blues cluesSquad Car
-0.341.23subtle as a fart in a bathtubNuke-Marine
-0.611.73suburban subarubuzzard
0.111.48suck on Open 29925groovintodigweed
-0.380.86Sucking on the Teat of MeatPreloggy
-0.401.02Sucking the Creamy Goodness out of Life (5152; VX)The Open Marauder
0.561.57Sucking the marrow out of lifeVeep
0.061.28Sue Me - I Ain't Deleting!Preloggy
0.661.36suffer, children, sufferPete B
-0.161.24Sugar Plums and Groping BumsChickenCow
0.151.33sugarglider bee sting smilegroovintodigweed
-0.120.97Suicidal Porn Stars are Well HungPreloggy
-0.101.50Suicide Is BrainlessThe Hanged Man
0.801.17Suicide Jumpers Leave a Lasting ImpressionPreloggy
-0.591.55summer in the citydfan
-0.371.60sunday sunday monsterrrr trucksjulius
-0.331.63Supa Milkman sushi happy happy 100%Horselover Fat
0.081.55Super Dave Saves the World Yet Again (my open #42377)Nuke-Marine
-0.381.41supposed former incubation junkieVeep
-0.261.89Suppositories, now in mint and cherry flavorsCruel_Meta
-0.121.00Suspicious rinds (With a nod to Carter)Interesting Steve
0.471.22SUV RadiationThe Light In Chains
0.070.82Sw-swe-sweet can (reposted from the big crash)BagHead
-0.541.15Swait and BitchThe Light In Chains
-0.121.19sweating bullets, dropping bombsAfgncaap
-0.711.66swedish flybuzzard
-0.871.68sweet jesus on a stickSpoggles
0.341.13sweet pluot gravy (#66890)kohne
0.121.16Swimmin' with Bow-legged WomenPreloggy
-0.260.78Swine Flu Over the Cukoo's NestPreloggy
0.731.49Swinging from a hanging bandolierJmillius
0.381.33Swirling Evanescence on the Pimple of the Butt of LifeAfgncaap
0.161.54switching tags at the dollar storepoe117
0.401.15synapse firing squadFlwyd
0.531.29tactile rorschach testBernt Pancreas
-0.371.37Taglines Are Funnier Than They AppearPreloggy
0.651.11tainted with oilZeener Diode
0.100.94Taiwan Ohn at the Chinese Buffet (based on open 33936)Stonent
-0.131.41Take me out at the ballgame.Horselover Fat
-0.071.21taking out the rash (with a knife)bongthegong
0.371.12Tales from the crips: Edited Open 23743The Light In Chains
-0.040.93Tales of the expected (I'm so sorry)Interesting Steve
0.120.82tales to make Walt Disney's head spin in his bell jarZeener Diode
-0.191.52talk to the elbow (the hand's not listening) [spellcheck]Vaca
-2.081.88talk to the handdfan
0.381.29tao jonesDeath Goat
-0.100.77tar ar do mhathairMingelover
-0.461.09taralasamartyrInteresting Steve
0.061.10tastes just like hobbitPete B
0.021.40tawana told a fibVitamin X
-1.181.47tcs@b, v2Spoggles
-0.571.63teacher's petVeep
0.251.03Tear in your BearPreloggy
-0.011.02teat meat beatDeath Goat
-0.151.20Tee Ti To Tums, I smell the blood of BrahminCruel_Meta
-0.101.70teen esprit de corpsVorro
-0.141.19teflon coated cornflakeslordstatik
-0.170.87teh comic si leet liek jeffkBernt Pancreas
-0.550.89Telephone Directory Invitation to Settlementpmalone
0.610.95Temporary inanityBagHead
-0.171.28tempting fate with delicious chocolatesPete B
0.191.38tepid pool of your own filthPreloggy
0.341.19Tequila MockingbirdTom Swift
0.171.54Tequila Mockingbird (Bernt by hellfire)Bernt Pancreas
0.441.20Tequila Mockingbird (Vorro's going to hell Remix)Vorro
0.261.41tequlia mockingbird (vaca, for the hell of it)Vaca
0.080.98Terminal ear waxInteresting Steve
0.191.33terminal titillationMingelover
-0.051.04terror for the terrierTemperance
0.471.14testicles swollen with prideBernt Pancreas
0.321.26testicular fortitude for the dudePreloggy
-0.141.30testing the dog waterslordstatik
0.631.32Thank you, Cleavland!scullyman5000
-0.281.24Thanks and SpanksChickenCow
-0.131.22That annoying inability to create a clever taglineThe Hanged Man
0.681.21That distinctive yip of feral poodlesThe Hanged Man
0.200.99That halibut was good enough for jehovahBagHead
-0.190.90That pack of coyotes circling your drivewayThe Hanged Man
-0.170.97That Sin King feelingInteresting Steve
0.151.49that's not special sauceEnriquez
0.301.27That's one large french fryBagHead
-0.231.14The 64,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lire questionInteresting Steve
-0.071.31the 72 ounce man-syrup slurpeeVaca
1.211.66The Agony and the X-BoxBernt Pancreas
0.161.28The agony and, well, the agonyBagHead
0.250.95The Albino Country Dance BandInteresting Steve
-0.031.37The Albino Crow Perched At Your Funeral (Open: 37436)Chris Bourke
-0.170.94The antic tone of your local talk show hostThe Hanged Man
-0.271.19The Artist Formerly KnownChris Bourke
0.211.27The Awful Waffle Towards Godmarkdiscordia
0.371.36the axle grease in your codpiecepoe117
-0.061.25the baby in the bathwaterVaca
0.040.99The baby shark in the kiddie poolThe Hanged Man
-0.111.27the bastard son of a thousand keanes, rewriteVaca
0.290.94the berber of NegrilBernt Pancreas
-0.190.90The best of Vaughan Williams - a no-cd collectionInteresting Steve
-1.281.55The bitter pill with the taste of swill.Gospog
0.160.88The black duck in your Mack TruckThe Hanged Man
0.581.32the bleeding abcess on the gums of comedyVaca
0.101.19the bloated corpse of humorChristopher Hart
0.151.62the bloody battle for butterJoeNotCharles
0.361.06The blurred photo of your pet dodoThe Hanged Man
-0.440.75The bouyant hopes of the damnedZeener Diode
-0.221.37The Bovine Feces Trilogy (repost)Devolution
0.241.28the bridgework of miami-dade countyVaca
0.041.39the broken home stretchVaca
0.540.83The Brucie bonus!Interesting Steve
0.841.51the bukkake of comedyVaca
0.271.07the cat in the hat comes back with ear mitesBernt Pancreas
-0.230.73the cherry blossom must failShlomotheGreat
0.171.26the cider house r00lz!!1!!!11!Captain Annoying
0.081.17the clapper for your crapperVitamin X
-0.581.45the codeine daiquiri of comicsJamie
-0.080.91The cold butter on your mangled toastCruel_Meta
-0.211.45the color of painVeep
0.161.31the comedic equivalent of an unpleasant burning sensationPete B
0.281.20the comic equivalent of a cherry bomb taped to your foreheadBernt Pancreas
-0.251.07the comic halo that goes over your headBernt Pancreas
-0.101.27the comic strip that wants you to put it down and back away, slowlyPete B
-0.191.26The comic that destroys peaceAfgncaap
-0.221.01the comic that just wants your love ... but will settle for fearPete B
-0.301.26The comic that remakes fluffy bunniesAfgncaap
-0.261.22the comic that understands "clever oxymoron" is an oxymoronPete B
0.171.24the comic that wants neo to throw the oracle into mount doom (2)Pete B
-0.441.60The comic that will soon be deletedThe Hanged Man
-0.711.40the comic that's been sexed up by the governmentTom Swift
-0.481.33the comic that's no better than the pixels it's printed onHorselover Fat
-0.371.53the comic what I wrote on WednesdayTom Swift
0.861.32the contagion spreads inexorablyVaca
-0.070.93the cough drop stuck to your pillowcasepoe117
0.671.26the cruel crawling foamVaca
0.351.42the cycle of life has no pedalsCrisper Than Thou
0.311.37the deep, dark, pathetic secretVaca
-0.040.96the del mcfury bandVaca
-0.161.37the department of surrealism presents ... (v. 2.0)Pete B
-0.221.05The Devil Went Down In Georgette (v.3)Wags
-0.140.98The Devil you know, biblicallyShlomotheGreat
-0.121.44the diceman comethTom Swift
-1.092.42the doggie poo on comedy's shoePete B
0.241.29The Domin-MatrixMagus
-0.271.53the Dremel tool? it's for my feet.Pete B
0.171.45The Dukes of EarlVorro
-0.751.31The Earl-y bird gets eaten by wormsThe Light In Chains
-0.171.04The Easter Rabbi eats porkPreloggy
-0.471.60the eggy aftertaste of chicken meringuecraeze
0.321.28the eight track of destinyVaca
0.111.44The empire smokes crackpete
-0.111.98the escape clause in your suicide pactVitamin X
-0.041.09the executioner's nasal whiningVaca
0.551.28the expansion and collapse of the accordian empireBernt Pancreas
0.601.40The eyeball floating in your highballIpso Facto
0.641.47the eyes of Blistex are upon youBernt Pancreas
1.601.76The FallNat
-0.061.22The fearsome scream of the mountain loinBagHead
-0.151.39The feral cat in your petting zooThe Hanged Man
-0.051.13the final dream of jean poutine (fixed)Torgo
-0.201.31the fine citizens of mayberry (3329)The Open Marauder
-0.081.57The First Rule of Mime Clubmarkdiscordia
0.271.41the five-egg comedy omeletteVaca
0.311.02The flask of Zorro!Interesting Steve
-0.041.27the foul ball in your nice cold beerDeath Goat
-0.151.56The Fountain HidPreloggy
-0.451.90the fox and the honda (clarification)Vaca
-0.151.35the friend, the dog, the cat, and the ratSpoggles
-0.121.27The Garden of EdamInteresting Steve
0.051.20The Gay Logician Was An Expert In Analogymarkdiscordia
0.280.81the geriatric giblets of jocularityChristopher Hart
0.021.03the girl from ipecacCruel_Meta
-0.021.07the girl that won the golden globes award (inspired by: The Onion)Death Goat
0.371.24The gnome is named Tony LonelyheartsBagHead
0.071.21the googol dolls (edited)poe117
-0.131.49the grape-nuts of wrathVitamin X
0.071.03the great chops of Keops.therandomthink
-0.431.49The great escalopeInteresting Steve
0.421.98the guns n' roses circus sideshowVitamin X
0.911.15The Habbit: High and Back AgainThe Light In Chains
-1.951.98the half life of an elfSpoggles
-0.081.42the hanging nads of the business worldBernt Pancreas
0.251.39the hangnail of comedyVaca
0.201.26the headache in your eyeChristopher Hart
-0.121.38The hills are alive with the sound of prozacInteresting Steve
0.020.87the hole in the comedy ozonepoe117
0.371.22the horse flop on your laptopPete B
-0.221.38the human G gnomeInteresting Steve
-0.221.25The Ides of March MadnessThe Hanged Man
0.221.26The impotence of being ErnestInteresting Steve
-0.020.82The inevitable return of garden weaselsThe Hanged Man
-0.501.43the information supercolliderlibertine
0.211.69The jellied gristle in your giggle porridgem_cammarano
-0.110.94the jung and the restlessDeath Goat
0.011.06the karmic thrill of buffalo billChristopher Hart
0.411.13the keg and iCameron
-0.121.46the kitty lived, but is now a Manx (true story)JoeNotCharles
-0.281.50The Ladder above Your Lucky PennyChris Bourke
0.471.36the lazy dog builds a better fox trapBernt Pancreas
0.081.01the lissome dance of the rotten plum fairiesJmillius
0.771.50The mad Hatter's E-partyInteresting Steve
0.030.88The Magnificent Se7enFlwyd
-0.051.33the mblast.exe of comedypoe117
0.100.82the mealy-mouthed mutterer of miasmasTorgo
-0.101.03the mechanical bull marketlordstatik
0.281.09The milk of human blindnessThe Light In Chains
-0.451.06the morgue the merrierInteresting Steve
-0.161.05The morris in your sound systemInteresting Steve
-0.121.15the mortar the merrierlordstatik
0.001.28The mosquitoes in your speedoIpso Facto
0.061.03The mouse head in your buffalo wingsThe Hanged Man
0.201.45The mucous membrane of management (124)The Light In Chains
0.281.13the musty smell of forgotten bolognaChristopher Hart
0.461.38The Neutron Dancescullyman5000
-0.121.38the norman fell ratioSquad Car
-0.301.25the one where Tom fixes the punctuationTom Swift
-0.201.11the only prescription is more cow ballslordstatik
-0.361.74The only reason I exercise is to hear heavy breathing againJohntheAuthor
0.211.24the origin of fecesCaptain Annoying
-0.161.21The Other Red MeatXopher
0.020.90the other white powderVaca
0.011.10The Outer LimpitsInteresting Steve
0.071.48the outlaw josey, prince of walesCaptain Annoying
0.161.00The Outlaw, Josie, WailsThe Hanged Man
-0.441.33The overripe fruit of my loinsACog
0.281.19the ozone flayerInteresting Steve
-0.051.51the passion-aggression of the christCaptain Annoying
0.391.53the pasta for your rastaVaca
0.001.10the pause that refreshesschizoguy
0.051.52The Pencil-Thin Moustache From Beyond!Squad Car
-0.311.28the people of a sick, sad world . . . and loving it (6144)Pete B
-0.141.23The Petey goes marching over the hill, hurrah!Afgncaap
0.941.55the phoenix that rose from my roach bowlgroovintodigweed
-0.111.12The Pillsbury Kama SutraMagus
-0.011.81The Piltdown MonNat
0.390.99the piranhas under your mistletoelordstatik
0.301.05the pitter patter of little detached feetbongthegong
0.081.32the pork side of the moonVaca
-0.161.12The Prisoner of Ass-KABLAM!ChickenCow
0.311.30the prolapsed anus of comedyDeath Goat
-0.060.91the psychedelic glide of tie-dyed hidespoe117
0.501.27The psychedelic hell of yellow bellsThe Hanged Man
0.080.83the pumice in your pomeade (part II)Zeener Diode
0.421.60the pungent aroma of the permanent comagroovintodigweed
0.280.89The Quiet StormtrooperNightengail
0.290.80The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly in Spain...DuhWags
-0.081.01The rash is always greener on the other sideInteresting Steve
0.121.43The Red Meat PartyMagus
-0.071.13the red pillChristopher Lyons
0.261.36the refuse I can't refuseVeep
0.581.39the results of low blood sugar and five wasted minutesgroovintodigweed
-0.201.79the resurrected building of wisened subservienceHouse of Eeyore
0.141.26The Rhino in your LinoInteresting Steve
0.171.14The rise and fall of third bassBagHead
-0.201.43The Road to Attrition Keeps Getting SmallerPreloggy
-0.020.99the road to hell is paved with good, good, good, good vibrationsSimian Farmer
0.271.26The sanguineous fluid flowing through the veins of humorJmillius
0.541.27The Savoury Squeezings of Leftover MeatThe Light In Chains
0.251.21the secret gordonThe Light In Chains
0.131.46The secret of acronym (open 25525)BagHead
0.110.95The shoebill in your sock drawerThe Hanged Man
-0.141.06The show about nothingBagHead
-0.211.81the sicker picker-upperPete B
0.531.07The side effect you least expectIpso Facto
-0.021.20The silence of the lamb chopsHorselover Fat
-0.431.20the silence will destroy you....loudly.Hipgnosis
-0.501.02The skills to buy the pillsInteresting Steve
-0.521.36The slalom witch time trialsInteresting Steve
0.401.13The slimy trail of snail mailJmillius
-0.191.67The smooth taste of penicillinThe Hanged Man
0.321.01the soft squish of mind grapesVitamin X
0.441.62The Solar Eclipse is a Cover-UpWags
0.321.30the soothing splat of melting catbongthegong
0.411.29The Sound of One Hand Fappingmarkdiscordia
0.051.23The sound of one hand slapping.Gospog
-0.130.90the special sauce is bossopus
0.101.22the spellchecked comic for farklemtomaniacsBernt Pancreas
0.431.31the spirit of bris-mas (rewrite)Death Goat
0.010.86the spirits promised I would win the nomination!lordstatik
-0.521.55the spontaneous combustion engineTorgo
-0.071.34The staccato beat of raining meat.Gospog
-0.021.53the steaming mug of earl: gray, hotBernt Pancreas
0.611.31The Steve Jackson FiveSoren
0.071.16the stiff that stunk the stinky fingerherpules
-0.321.63The Stray Void Smudge on Your Winning Lottery TicketChris Bourke
0.021.10The sty's the limitInteresting Steve
-0.061.40Chris Bourke
-1.231.82The surprising squeek that makes you peekGospog
0.141.31The sweet relief of uncomfortable silences (Open #59236)ACog
-0.991.78the sweet taste of insanityHITTKD
-0.151.46the swellegant universeJamie
0.381.40The Sword and the Spinal CordIpso Facto
0.061.18The tamandua invading your ant farmThe Hanged Man
0.131.41the tangy aftertaste of rectal thermometersNuke-Marine
-0.010.97the tangy blast of mustard gaslordstatik
-0.191.26the tao of tom and jerryPete B
-0.070.75The Temp-hole of Doomtherandomthink
0.460.84the tender teat of tediumChristopher Hart
0.561.63the tink tink of metal plates in first placeNuke-Marine
0.060.71the tiny hands of big brotherTorgo
0.591.35The tip-off of an Emo Philips ripofftodcra
1.181.76the toothbrush in your candy stashVaca
0.001.05the treehugging hottie was lemurifficJmillius
-0.301.45The treehugging lemur was a hottieJmillius
0.130.94the tremulous heights of inanityVaca
-0.731.73the truth about pussy and bitchesSquad Car
0.150.70the tumor of humorChristopher Hart
0.500.43the umpire strikes backTorgo
0.541.24The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Poached Againtodcra
-0.761.66the unbearable lightness of boingDave Filippi
0.291.33the underpowered snowblower on comedy's drivewayThe Light In Chains
-0.120.84The unfinished jigsaw puzzle on your kitchen counter The Hanged Man
-0.091.34the unfortunate fellatioVaca
0.251.28the unholy spiritVaca
-0.010.87The Unlightable Business of BearsThe Light In Chains
0.091.82the vacuous veins of villianyPreloggy
-0.561.58the vague fugueMingelover
-0.581.16The Varnished Sages of WinMagus
-0.171.11the very last burned hat of the day evertodcra
0.191.12the vigilantes in your pantiesPete B
0.081.20the wages of sin are $5 an hour plus tipsTom Swift
-0.591.15The way to a man's fart is through his stomachInteresting Steve
-0.121.12The way to a man's heart is through a gap in the ribcageNuke-Marine
-0.211.23The weather is here, wish you were beautifulWags
-0.861.79The Where Bitch ProjectThe Light In Chains
0.301.11the whiny creep in the briny deepTerritan
-0.041.15the white elephant of comedyVaca
0.231.25the withheld wages of sinTorgo
-0.361.40The Zodiac Killer Drove a TaurusWags
0.061.12Theological viagra: preventing omnimpotenceInteresting Steve
-0.221.14theory of the leisure-suit classTorgo
-0.071.23there comes a time in everyman's life when he must dieNuke-Marine
0.291.32There's a dead man on the other end of this megaphoneBagHead
0.081.25There's a revised pantoum in your sestinaBagHead
0.281.30There's a tractor on my ballsBagHead
-0.491.57there's always room for Jell-Olibertine
-0.801.64There's no excuse for domestic beer (revised)Reverend Toast
-0.320.97There's no P in my ool.Wags
-0.020.69There's Santorum in the ForumPreloggy
-0.331.50these sappy golden yearsDave Filippi
-0.631.71thinking man's bidetm_cammarano
1.181.35thirty percent louder by volumebongthegong
0.151.04thirty ton thermonuclear manure spreader (v4)Territan
-0.101.36this comic gets butchered in the darklordstatik
0.841.72This comic has no tagline, just words and a tune. (re-post)poe117
0.351.10this comic is to funny like Ike Turner is to caringgroovintodigweed
0.181.04this comic will disavow any knowledge of humorJmillius
0.251.11this comic will look real good after four beersDeath Goat
-0.431.34this comic will self-delete in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...Pete B
0.001.00This Gnu for Hire (reloaded)Wags
0.151.41this is dingbat countrylordstatik
-0.111.24This is NOT funny!Afgncaap
0.731.54This Is The Optimus Primevalmarkdiscordia
0.081.34This is the story of Johnny Rottenscullyman5000
0.241.25this little lighted mimeJoeNotCharles
0.711.12This Low-Balling's A-SnowballingChris Bourke
0.040.83This maglight goes in the dark (remix)The Light In Chains
-0.091.46this space intentionally left blankVaca
-0.031.08this tagline glows in the darkDeadbeef
-0.171.32this tagline just writes itselfbongthegong
-0.070.90This tagline knows I'm a dorkThe Hanged Man
-0.611.47This was 10 worthy until I started writing it.Interesting Steve
0.021.02those magnificent men in their flying latrines, v2.0Captain Annoying
0.571.14those who live in glass palaces shouldn't stow thronescraeze
0.251.12three cheers for drunken leers (my open 36761)Deadbeef
0.231.19three dog fight (edit)Vaca
-0.131.40three no brain (revised per comments)Jamie
-0.190.75three-hole donkeypunchCaptain Annoying
0.241.32three-piece lawsuitbuzzard
0.490.82Throbbing Gristle On Your MisslePreloggy
0.381.01Throwing up in the bullpenBagHead
-0.311.66Thunder HosHorselover Fat
-0.191.37Tie me up and call me spanky!Afgncaap
-0.201.60Tiger By The TestesWendigo
-1.221.49Tiggers With AttitudeTom Swift
-1.501.78tight as a twelve year old's bumNumber44
-0.151.51time for toffee calkAlice From Hell
0.301.02time keeps on slipping into the guard railPete B
0.191.34time travel pair o' docsThe Light In Chains
0.811.26tingleberry tackle boxAndrew K Suber
0.091.33Tinky Winky pinched a stinkyStonent
0.031.12tips for teensPreloggy
0.141.30tiptoe through the triffidsChristopher Lyons
-0.040.80tired of not sleepingbongthegong
-0.160.95Tired RMCS meme #12,000, my slight variationThe Hanged Man
-0.481.22Toasted Cheesehead SandwichThe Light In Chains
0.601.18toasting a toad's turdsgroovintodigweed
0.191.60Tobacco's Tremulous TangThe Hanged Man
-0.081.34Tobey or not Tobey MaguirePreloggy
-0.281.12Today is the feast day of Christina the AstonishingInteresting Steve
0.671.05Today's #1 Hit - Power to the PeoplePreloggy
-0.030.93today's high score is April Employee of the MonthPete B
-0.381.03toe cheese whizVaca
-0.421.68Tofu ScrambleGumGirl
0.391.12tofu soylent greenbongthegong
-0.301.39tokyo cheese nipsPreloggy
0.071.18toluene in your fog machinetwin4fifteez
-1.092.31tongues of fire all 'roundSpoggles
0.630.96Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Gary GlitterTom Swift
0.261.29Tonto es muy inteligente (reworded by suggestion)BagHead
0.151.24too hot for tahiti trot (from Open)Death Goat
-0.151.30Too red hot for your Popish PlotStikyIcky
0.141.06Toothy SpookPreloggy
0.841.18Top Contender For Front Ender Fender Bender (54702)The Open Marauder
-0.021.03topless aggressionPete B
-0.031.12Torpedos in SpeedosRakfink
0.071.40toss it to the wolves and let them bite, I say!groovintodigweed
-0.111.45touch me I'm DickVaca
0.371.77touched by an anvil (valenti mix)Vitamin X
0.041.02toxic sock syndromeIpso Facto
-0.381.50Tragicly ludicrous or ludicrously tragic?Reverend Toast
0.481.02trains, planes, and automatonsVaca
-0.161.21Trainwreck on a one-track mindWags
-0.221.57Transcendental MedicationCruel_Meta
-0.281.15Transexuals are a Genital AssemblyPreloggy
0.211.26Translucent donkeys are glassy assesJmillius
0.741.07transsexual pests spayed and neuteredOrion Q. Pickletickle
0.141.34trembling before zodVaca
-0.161.17trickle-down urinomicsVaca
-0.301.22Tripping the Tripwire FantasticTamlan
-1.061.71Trojan Horse CondomsHorselover Fat
0.141.21Trojan WhoresDeath Goat
-0.491.21Tropic of Prostate CancerPreloggy
-0.711.35tropical no longer topicalThe Light In Chains
-0.210.80Trouser SheikhInteresting Steve
0.181.02Trout streams and other urological conditionsBagHead
-1.161.70true stories from infamous peopleDave Filippi
-0.701.85true to itselflilith
0.301.49true-life travel tipHorselover Fat
-0.061.11truman capote's a human coyoteHangdog
-0.211.05Trump the Rump BumpPreloggy
0.191.23tune in next week for tiny elvis in your pelvis or paradox lostbongthegong
-0.240.98turn your head and scoffPete B
0.641.33turn your head andy kauf, manSquad Car
0.471.13Turpentine in the Altar WineIpso Facto
-0.051.23Turtles all the way downSmoothP
-0.091.12TV be thy GuidePreloggy
1.081.82twice-tripped on frozen formal wearCameron
-0.011.62Twiggy takes on Miss PiggyDave Filippi
-1.281.07Two Headed ManboyVaca
-0.231.04two if tai-chilordstatik
-0.171.74two quarts of pretty colorsSmokey
0.351.11two-story oedipal complex for rentNuke-Marine
-0.021.23U2 can be annoyingPreloggy
-0.681.33under my dead body (4195)The Open Marauder
-0.350.78under the cloaca of darknessTorgo
-0.031.00Underwater joint - a Scooby DoobiePreloggy
-0.051.28unexpected expectoration (director's cut)Simian Farmer
-0.061.32unguent for your engagement ring of fireBernt Pancreas
0.951.10Unidentified crying objectACog
-0.091.05Union GooniesPreloggy
0.081.26unlubricated justicePete B
-0.191.45unspeakable evil at the local boll weevilIpso Facto
-0.321.67Until we meat agin...Gospog
0.271.51up on the trouser topbongthegong
-0.360.70Upper G.I. JoePreloggy
-0.021.09uranus staring induced brain damage (my take)The Light In Chains
-0.671.46Urban leg endsInteresting Steve
0.321.10Vague in the HagueThe Light In Chains
-0.541.96vague in William HagueTom Swift
0.470.94Vanilla thunder and spleen boyBagHead
0.251.09vapid vendetta against an ex named Gretagroovintodigweed
0.261.15varnish -- the other white meat (v. 1.1)Pete B
0.931.35vaya con gameBernt Pancreas
-0.351.37veja duMingelover
-0.271.15Veni V.D. ViciInteresting Steve
0.981.41venomous verbal vomitMingelover
0.171.57ventilated hush moneyVitamin X
0.471.37Ventriloquism for DummiesPreloggy
-0.661.51venus de flytrapbuzzard
0.131.38venus infers (ermine remix)Vitamin X
0.041.47verbal dysentery for the entire familyDeath Goat
0.581.20Verbal punching bag.Gar
-0.081.30verifying the villainous vanillasHouse of Eeyore
-0.210.92Vermeer to EternityThe Hanged Man
0.561.97version the last no reallyrictus hep
0.201.34veterinary incontinencezenmaster
-0.211.05Viacom DiosThe Hanged Man
0.181.46Viagra - Here I Come to Save the LayPreloggy
-0.011.49Victor/Victoria's SecretTomSingleton
0.131.27video killed the ringo starrCaptain Annoying
0.251.72vitameatavegaministryVitamin X
0.211.10Vlad the ImpalaInteresting Steve
0.101.27vodka mockingbirdHouse of Eeyore
0.031.18voodoo practitioners make for good pin doctorsHouse of Eeyore
-0.091.01voting floatersInteresting Steve
-0.501.07vous le vuvuzela avec moipoe117
-0.031.07voyage au bout de la nuitAndrew K Suber
0.050.91Vuying for BowelsPreloggy
0.190.95wacky slumlord of your comedy ghettoPete B
0.321.26waging the war on ducksPete B
-0.381.50wagon wheels when we wishDr. Roliman
0.061.58walk the balkDinosaur
-0.180.88walking erectPreloggy
0.200.97walking on the winter wunderkindBernt Pancreas
0.141.61Walking round in women's underwear.Alice From Hell
0.011.04wandering through the bloody begoniasgroovintodigweed
-0.031.13wankers of the world, unite!Pete B
-0.101.12Warhammer dulcimerInteresting Steve
0.141.43warm cream on your overcoatPreloggy
-0.521.12warning: may contain humor-like substancePete B
-0.691.84Warren's buffetInteresting Steve
-0.170.98Warships of SaintsHysterical Woman
-0.041.17Warships of Saints (2)Hysterical Woman
0.090.91Was Sanka served on the Titanic?Wags
-0.951.50Watch the atomic birdieHorselover Fat
-0.441.83watching the watchmen watch us watch themSpoggles
-0.441.47waxing nostalgic in advanceSpoggles
-0.181.42Waxing Poetic with the Other Hand, unauthorized riffThe Hanged Man
0.111.51We all live in a Meatball SubmarineVorro
0.331.19we all live in a yellow sub's latrinegroovintodigweed
-0.161.95we seek... the holy quailtherandomthink
0.271.33we'll always have parasitesVaca
0.191.28we're goin' to the yellow brick roadhouseHangdog
0.341.04wearing the ipecac patchBernt Pancreas
-0.641.65weekend throwawayVaca
0.521.43weird scenes inside Rube GoldbergBernt Pancreas
0.320.93welcome to the karaoke machineNightengail
-0.461.33Welcome to the Mattress, NeoHorselover Fat
-0.491.11Well hung, overdrawn and quarter-pounderedInteresting Steve
0.301.18Werewolves Of Hoboken 2scullyman5000
-0.241.17West of the tacosThe Light In Chains
-0.051.28wet blanket partyBernt Pancreas
0.021.29wet dreams may comeJoeNotCharles
0.151.42what dreams may comejulius
1.031.71what goes upThe Light In Chains
-0.041.43What hump?Preloggy
-0.281.22what kind of kids eat armour plating?Zeener Diode
0.281.36what would jesus do for a klondike bar?House of Eeyore
0.551.30What's the frequency, Kenneth?Wags
-0.261.10whatever bloats your floatInteresting Steve
0.301.50whatever happened to chasey lain?Bernt Pancreas
-0.090.79Wheel of Fortune Favors the BoldThe Hanged Man
0.041.37wheeler dealer coldsore healerqlewless1
0.401.02when a body meets a body passed out on ryeThe Light In Chains
0.580.98when a man loves a wombat (not asleep)Bernt Pancreas
0.010.83when nothing will do but the worstTorgo
0.031.08when parting the red sea put a towel on the bedNuke-Marine
-0.091.49When the Pre-Raphaelites come on again, all over the worldInteresting Steve
0.051.47where have all your base gone? long time passing...herpules
-0.221.34where no man has gone before (no, not Janet Reno)Nuke-Marine
0.091.24where the rules are made up and the electoral votes don't matterPete B
0.031.32where the streets have no lanesCaptain Annoying
0.040.86Where's the Buffalo? Rome?opus
-0.501.57whilst I'm on the subject: an ode to British licence laws...Chris Bourke
-0.711.60Whip It, GodPreloggy
0.651.38Whipped cream in the bloodstreamThe Light In Chains
-0.111.55white hot mattelddot
1.091.59white man's bourbonHangdog
0.271.00white wine spritzer for your underage sistergroovintodigweed
-0.191.24whither hur hur?Bernt Pancreas
0.061.32Who is kaiser permanente?BagHead
0.641.18who run bartertown?Bernt Pancreas
0.201.19who wants to swallow a millipedeBernt Pancreas
-0.091.18wholly cowEnriquez
-3.241.21whoooooReverend Toast
-0.201.17Why bother when the pub is open?Interesting Steve
0.951.69why buy the squirrel when the nuts are free?Soren
0.080.95Why Do Parrots Mock Me?Wags
0.181.20Why do turds suddenly appear?Interesting Steve
0.291.36Wild elephantitis of the Serenghettiscullyman5000
0.081.18Win in Iraq or We Won't Get Fueled AgainPreloggy
0.600.96Winchester CatheterizationBernt Pancreas
0.511.10winken, blinken, and nod: achetypal junkies(open 25615)Bernt Pancreas
0.131.37winnie the pimpVaca
0.141.61Winning the bat and electing to tossInteresting Steve
-0.821.80winning the smelling beeHorselover Fat
0.551.18winter hookers are snow blowersDeath Goat
0.301.27with 27 percent more UrkelBernt Pancreas
0.271.48With a Lever 2000 big enough, I could lather the world(revis)Bernt Pancreas
-0.131.47With fond memories of the 'Beano' joke pageInteresting Steve
-0.071.30with hands like this, who needs enemas? (6046)The Open Marauder
-0.421.29women are from Venus, men are from barsInteresting Steve
0.171.71won't stick to most dental workSmokey
-0.401.30Woodstain trifleInteresting Steve
0.231.15woolskin meatloaf bat (attribution: Jay London)Death Goat
0.231.15Wouldn't you like to be a heifer, part two?Ipso Facto
-0.131.06wretched rings of rump roastDeath Goat
0.311.72writ of habeus corpsesChickenCow
0.350.96writhing to the oldiesZeener Diode
0.221.20writing a wrongMingelover -- it didn't crash, proving there is no godPete B
0.401.16wyatt earp'ed in the saddle againTemperance
0.571.19yeast inflectionInteresting Steve
0.091.09yelling "theater!" in a crowded fire (typo-free)Death Goat
0.051.40Yellow snow bunniesVorro
-0.231.31yet another practical application of used foreskinNuke-Marine
-0.031.26Yo! Uninteresting Oxymorons Inspire Edifying AxiomsAfgncaap
-0.201.18You Can Call Me Al QaedaPreloggy
-0.301.64you don't know where that finger's beenPerlDiver
0.161.24You don't say...Wags
0.251.00you got your blood typo in my nap sackanvilingus
0.701.40You Hate My Tag, and My Strip. Guess I'm Old and Not Too HipPreloggy
0.391.54You have the right to remain soylent.Horselover Fat
-0.041.18You know, frederic fucking chopinBagHead
0.341.05You know, ze monkey schtuffBagHead
0.611.23You Say Goodbye, and I say Oh Hell!Preloggy
0.051.00You say shalom, I say slalomWags
-0.151.27you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bisexual made for twoTom Swift
-1.231.68You're a good man, Charlie Brown. Reeeally good.Devilman
0.521.63You're gonna be having dinner with GrouchoBagHead
-1.102.08you're so vainCrisper Than Thou
-0.741.22you've got a lot to learn about rock 'n rolllibertine
-0.321.26Young Dan, or Extenuating Circumstances - Take 2Xopher
-0.241.21your comedy epiduralVaca
0.181.29your daily dose of mirth and frivolityPete B
-0.591.29your mask, it is evil. your meat, it is red.herpules
-0.341.12your own personal jeebusCaptain Annoying
0.521.14your reptilian ancestor, editVaca
0.301.24yuletide yamsDr. Roliman
0.351.83Z Score Heading South AgainPreloggy
0.111.56Zack Diggerhole LivesChaff
-0.462.39zima in nine new flavorsNumber44
-0.851.26Zing! Zing! Went the Strings of My Bladder!norbizness
0.361.17Zoot suit scoot boogieBagHead

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