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-1.593.10help pete help soren test the site!Pete B
-2.352.78a public service announcementPete B
-0.602.75Mo Meta BluesPreloggy
-0.292.58I know, I know... it's vile.ChickenCow
-1.402.57Just say NO2Ratboy
-1.732.54OpenRMCS 25474Soren
-1.092.42the doggie poo on comedy's shoePete B
-1.592.41«RMCS: Now With Unicode!»Soren
-0.462.40Lolita of the Trailer ParkDevilman
-0.462.39zima in nine new flavorsNumber44
-0.922.38know why no howDarth Waider
-1.092.31tongues of fire all 'roundSpoggles
0.022.30snorkling in jello (Open 21789 - no author equals public domain)Vitamin X
-1.272.29jeremiah johnson sings the bluesNumber44
1.272.28dangerous lesionsVeep
-0.462.24Pico de LecheChickenCow
-0.322.21cabbages and kingstrick
-0.172.20Lemon Pledge driveHouse of Eeyore
-0.182.20smelly bait for your first mateSoren
-1.072.15let's keep those hands above the tableHorselover Fat
-0.262.14lord, please forgive me for what I am about to postSoren
-0.792.14popcorn quiz, hotshotHorselover Fat
-0.992.14get your nasty comments ready; it's a goddamn metaPete B
-0.242.13Ooo! That smarts (Vaca).Vaca
-0.322.12muffin-shaped puffinSquad Car
-0.472.08Cash Cows for JesusNat
-1.102.08you're so vainCrisper Than Thou
0.012.08hungry hungry herpesherpules
-0.502.07hey, what's this "save" button do...herpules
-2.112.06I changed thisSoren
0.672.04Snapping pennants over the napping penitentsThe Light In Chains
0.392.03My little Jack ChickadeeSquad Car
-0.732.02ROCK ME, MOTHER TERESANumber44
-0.952.00meringue merenguebuzzard
-0.561.99Popeye Dips in Olive OylPreloggy
-1.951.98the half life of an elfSpoggles
-0.171.98Insane for Bob CranePreloggy
0.421.98the guns n' roses circus sideshowVitamin X
-0.111.98the escape clause in your suicide pactVitamin X
-1.501.97My Mongoliajkc
0.561.97version the last no reallyrictus hep
-0.981.97It's a mystery wrapped in bodybagHorselover Fat
-2.001.96Ethereal perturbations in my beer bottle and my square rootAndrea.B.Previtera
-0.541.96vague in William HagueTom Swift
-0.151.96pat faxes flat taxesherpules
-0.351.95General Tso's choked chicken.Horselover Fat
-0.301.95don't lick bjork in angerherpules
-0.551.95a man, a plan, an anal panamaSquad Car
-0.751.95Since you're crazy, can we see your nuts?zenmaster
-0.161.95we seek... the holy quailtherandomthink
0.271.94discrete discreetbuzzard
-0.191.94free guns for the poop shootSoren
-0.601.93al and gary, quite contraryherpules
-0.811.92IT'S LIKE BUTTAH!Number44
-0.211.92real buttery taste in every bite.Neo
0.061.91Church of the Seventh-Day DefeatistsXopher
-0.941.91can't stand the handicappedbongthegong
0.951.90Buzz and BeakNat
0.361.90Climbing the herikostaidernomatonnAndrea.B.Previtera
-0.451.90the fox and the honda (clarification)Vaca
0.211.90a little bit o' jericho by my sideVitamin X
0.871.89Oblivious to the ObviousPreloggy
-0.261.89Suppositories, now in mint and cherry flavorsCruel_Meta
-0.721.88Justice is sweet, but Toblerone tastes betterNat
-0.991.88hurdy gurneySpoggles
-2.081.88talk to the handdfan
-1.401.88president pastacatbear
0.141.88amber waves of painChickenCow
-0.341.88Emergency exit wounds (My Dad told me this joke)Interesting Steve
-0.061.87nothin' but a smiledfan
-1.061.87Maximum schnitzel overdrivem_cammarano
0.051.87Mensa CyclePreloggy
-0.061.86road rash hash (ChickenCow)ChickenCow
-0.241.85sensibility pure and simpleRatboy
-0.701.85true to itselflilith
-0.171.85Pictures of matchstick men and Earlscullyman5000
1.001.85Daring Computer Guy - Works Without an InternetPreloggy
-0.691.85Rohypnol = one night stunned (21891; VX)The Open Marauder
-0.691.84Warren's buffetInteresting Steve
0.211.84ferris buglerpoe117
-0.441.83watching the watchmen watch us watch themSpoggles
-0.981.83cognitive dissonancelibertine
-1.281.832 kibbles and bitsHorselover Fat
0.351.83Z Score Heading South AgainPreloggy
0.031.83Peni tenti non penitentpoleTomSingleton
-0.161.83bacitracin paperBernt Pancreas
0.091.82the vacuous veins of villianyPreloggy
-0.031.82openRMCS #2068herpules
1.081.82twice-tripped on frozen formal wearCameron
-1.231.82The surprising squeek that makes you peekGospog
0.341.82Rockettes to Russiamarkdiscordia
0.021.82it's raining fish on prom nightVitamin X
-0.011.81The Piltdown MonNat
-0.401.81Head in the classHorselover Fat
0.421.81give it all a little pat of SATAN!rictus hep
0.831.81One Size Fits AllSoren
-0.421.81A friend is a terrible thing to wasteHorselover Fat
-0.211.81the sicker picker-upperPete B
-0.021.81philadelphia freedom fightersVitamin X
0.141.80life in the food chaindfan
-0.481.80better off not readHorselover Fat
-0.821.80winning the smelling beeHorselover Fat
0.341.80sirius discussion about uranusTemperance
-0.221.80left my religion in my other pantsPreloggy
0.541.79a little ditty 'bout jackin' dianeSquad Car
-0.851.79special prosecutor's favorite comicHorselover Fat
-0.201.79the resurrected building of wisened subservienceHouse of Eeyore
-0.621.79post ilness reconstructionalismJillSwift
-0.861.79The Where Bitch ProjectThe Light In Chains
-0.591.78Heavy on the GravityDarth Waider
-1.501.78tight as a twelve year old's bumNumber44
-0.991.78the sweet taste of insanityHITTKD
-0.451.78silverfish dinnerHorselover Fat
-0.511.78Does this smell bad?happyboy
0.031.78spam on van dammeherpules
-0.131.77OpenRMCS #4312Soren
-0.751.77I did it my waydfan
-0.801.77pickled herring and whitefishjulius
0.371.77touched by an anvil (valenti mix)Vitamin X
-0.071.77Colorless Green Ideas Bat Cleanupmarkdiscordia
-0.481.77Shakespeare + Fast Food = MacBethPreloggy
0.001.77"Come on Baleen," by Bob Marley & the WhalersThe Hanged Man
1.601.76The FallNat
-0.941.76cf. sec. 4(a)(iii) para. 2Horselover Fat
-0.241.76Paging Dr. FaustHorselover Fat
1.291.76roto-rooter roustaboutSoren
1.181.76the toothbrush in your candy stashVaca
-0.211.76John Ritter: Come and Knock on Death's Door (oops)Hysterical Woman
0.961.76lawn darts in your sensitive partsIpso Facto
0.341.75bones in the zonessjam
-0.141.75Nobody loves me. Not even Jesus.Devilman
0.181.75derailed gravy trainChickenCow
-0.031.75Quivering on the End of the ForkMalaVelho
0.611.75Soothing salve for sore funnybonesm_cammarano
0.981.75Bringing pufferfish to the potluckThe Light In Chains
-0.071.75An Issue With Your Inner Tissue (Attr: btg #4662)Ipso Facto
0.151.75season's beatingsDeath Goat
-0.171.74two quarts of pretty colorsSmokey
-0.911.74have a clear job objective in mindCrisper Than Thou
-0.431.74step on the gasbuzzard
-0.561.74Martha Stewart makes a dandy gimpHorselover Fat
-0.241.74Intensive Care VacationHorselover Fat
1.141.74Simplify, Simplify, Semper FiThe Light In Chains
-0.431.74mullet the blue skyEnriquez
-0.361.74The only reason I exercise is to hear heavy breathing againJohntheAuthor
-0.091.74Le Pen est mightier than le swordTom Swift
-0.441.74hung like a butterfly, sting like a bee (21680)The Open Marauder
0.311.73pretty as a pitcherSquad Car
-0.611.73suburban subarubuzzard
-0.961.73a fine line between right and wronglibertine
-0.241.73I've gotta take a Cheese WhizPreloggy
-0.561.73Pirates of Piss-antsChickenCow
-0.731.73the truth about pussy and bitchesSquad Car
0.931.73silly-string theoryBernt Pancreas
0.431.72Smoking SwedesNat
-0.241.72Does this taste like mayonnaise to you?Devilman
-0.661.72Piercing Abe VigodaReverend Toast
0.131.72deck the halls with Uncle CharlieChickenCow
0.311.72writ of habeus corpsesChickenCow
0.091.72My grandma can beat up your grandma(REVISED)pete
0.251.72vitameatavegaministryVitamin X
-0.441.72Arch-PoeticaSquad Car
0.841.72This comic has no tagline, just words and a tune. (re-post)poe117
0.211.72Over 50 quintillions ripen'dSmoothP
0.011.72break me off a piece of that kitty katVaca
1.031.71what goes upThe Light In Chains
-0.441.71apple turnover in his graveCrisper Than Thou
-0.091.71...makes my nipples hardJeff R
1.361.71and your little dog, tooVaca
0.171.71won't stick to most dental workSmokey
-1.061.71Trojan Horse CondomsHorselover Fat
-0.171.71Light the Trip FantasticPreloggy
0.221.71mission imperceptiblezenmaster
-0.631.71thinking man's bidetm_cammarano
1.121.71It's not the whining, it's the taking partThe Light In Chains
-0.101.70teen esprit de corpsVorro
-0.661.70scream of wheatbuzzard
0.111.70KITTENS!! ON FIRE!!Horselover Fat
-1.161.70true stories from infamous peopleDave Filippi
0.741.70Atlas FartedVorro
-0.121.70road rash hash (Soren)Soren
0.951.69why buy the squirrel when the nuts are free?Soren
-0.171.69at the bottom of the humor chainHorselover Fat
-0.361.69Boot to the head of the classHorselover Fat
-0.941.69Out of charm's waym_cammarano
1.411.69chafin' like a bearChickenCow
0.211.69The jellied gristle in your giggle porridgem_cammarano
0.081.69Somebody done somebody's song wrongpoe117
0.631.69A tagline must have a comicThe Hanged Man
0.561.69Pride and Extreme Prejudice, director's cutThe Hanged Man
0.191.69Like a Baboon with a HarpoonIpso Facto
-0.561.69sombre ballad of the three-bean saladcraeze
-0.421.68Tofu ScrambleGumGirl
-0.771.68100% real fruitNeo
-0.871.68sweet jesus on a stickSpoggles
-1.231.68You're a good man, Charlie Brown. Reeeally good.Devilman
0.141.68first clown in after the big top falls, i guess...Hangdog
-1.261.68satan's private messengerVaca
-0.671.67la delimma geometriqueRatboy
-1.511.67lime space-craft?Ratboy
-0.881.67sounds like...libertine
0.391.67"bacony" - resembling baconChickenCow
-0.321.67Until we meat agin...Gospog
0.041.67Faster, killcat! Pussy! Pussy!TomSingleton
-0.031.67Another sufferer of Whacked Mole Syndrome (revisited)obc_spike
0.461.67Keystone CoprolitesHangdog
-0.191.67The smooth taste of penicillinThe Hanged Man
-1.061.66stupid you!ddot
-0.711.66swedish flybuzzard
-0.761.66the unbearable lightness of boingDave Filippi
0.731.66Open 9430: Purge of GlurgeBernt Pancreas
1.301.66phlegm for everybodyHorselover Fat
-0.661.66Electric sex machinedrood
-0.311.66Thunder HosHorselover Fat
1.211.66The Agony and the X-BoxBernt Pancreas
0.111.66comic soup-poop side dishgroovintodigweed
-0.051.66extraordinarily popular delusionsherpules
-0.121.66Hip hop chop shopJoeNotCharles
-0.471.66Falling from Grace JonesInteresting Steve
0.281.66E. Plurubus Uno (I remembered it!)poe117
-0.061.66Hands Across the Water for Chocolate (insprired by Open)Hysterical Woman
-0.141.65Contains NutsThe Light In Chains
0.101.65ooga booga rah rah rah V 1.2ChickenCow
-0.141.65leave 'em alone, williams?Vaca
-0.131.65Return to Balti-S'mores!Squad Car
-0.111.65licensed to illMingelover
-0.141.65No more Mr. Lice guyThomas76H
-0.641.65weekend throwawayVaca
-0.181.65shalom improvementbongthegong
0.261.64scorbutical shenanigansMingelover
0.201.64la lucha luncheonSoren
-0.471.640340 in the house of sinRevHippie
-0.801.64There's no excuse for domestic beer (revised)Reverend Toast
-0.011.64another steaming mess: my voodoo chiliSquad Car
-0.301.64you don't know where that finger's beenPerlDiver
0.031.64Family Matters of State (my open #42193)Nuke-Marine
0.171.64Inspired by GhastlyMagus
-0.621.64Engagement Wringmarkdiscordia
0.051.64Death's dangling participleShlomotheGreat
-0.161.64Horsing Around at the Glue FactoryPreloggy
0.011.63mime controlSoren
-0.161.63shake me, bake me, rack me, smack meVeep
-0.911.63old farts still smellCrisper Than Thou
-0.601.63a christmas meatrolllilith
-0.571.63teacher's petVeep
-0.931.63leather and laceRevHippie
-0.331.63Supa Milkman sushi happy happy 100%Horselover Fat
0.021.63Garbage barge off Humor's coast (rewrite)m_cammarano
-0.261.63gloating over Kosher gonadsPreloggy
0.071.63it's only a cliche if it sucks; otherwise, it's an archetypePete B
0.421.63driving your cheese wheels down a one whey streetDeath Goat
-0.321.63The Stray Void Smudge on Your Winning Lottery TicketChris Bourke
0.521.63You're gonna be having dinner with GrouchoBagHead
0.561.63the tink tink of metal plates in first placeNuke-Marine
0.051.62gut milk?rictus hep
0.991.62not sold in stores at any priceCrisper Than Thou
-0.011.62Twiggy takes on Miss PiggyDave Filippi
0.151.62It's Stab-tastic 2.0Pirate
-0.591.62Blue Moon CheeseHorselover Fat
0.291.62Only users loose drugs.Gar
0.501.62bogus bovines beware balloonsPreloggy
-0.181.62dot compostPreloggy
0.151.62the bloody battle for butterJoeNotCharles
0.551.62Drop dead, gorgeousInteresting Steve
0.381.62Jackhammer Back Massage (2002; reposted by VX)The Open Marauder
-0.071.62I can't help failing in love with youtherandomthink
0.271.62And They Call Breaking Wind Mariah CareyPreloggy
0.441.62The Solar Eclipse is a Cover-UpWags
-0.321.62Lubing Popeye's Penis with Olive OylPreloggy
-0.591.61nighttime snifflin' sneezin'Ratboy
-0.251.61in front of Mann's Chinese Theater 'n everything!Crisper Than Thou
0.181.61if it's not nailed downpmalone
-0.011.61Don't Go Breaking My HeartburnPreloggy
-0.011.61how do you solve a problem like pyorrhea?Vitamin X
0.141.61Walking round in women's underwear.Alice From Hell
-0.061.61Old-Growth Redneckmarkdiscordia
0.241.61raking up the yard with pooReoer
0.311.61better late than... (11)The Open Marauder
0.141.61Winning the bat and electing to tossInteresting Steve
-0.291.61Purge of Glurge (rewrite 2984)The Light In Chains
0.441.60Fortified with 8 Essential Vitaminshappyboy
-0.371.60sunday sunday monsterrrr trucksjulius
-0.511.60lurking in the wireslilith
-0.501.60nux vomica vobiscumHorselover Fat
0.211.60aurora borealis? you barely know usrictus hep
-0.091.60Catwoman a la modeHorselover Fat
-0.591.60Birthday caked underwearHorselover Fat
0.421.60the pungent aroma of the permanent comagroovintodigweed
-0.201.60Tiger By The TestesWendigo
-0.081.60My Nose Runs. My Feet Smell. I'm Built Backwards.Preloggy
0.711.60100 percent of the voteJamie
1.441.60pistil whipped honey slutCameron
0.191.60Tobacco's Tremulous TangThe Hanged Man
0.301.60It's St. Patrick's Day all over again. God says, "Get drunk!"poe117
0.061.60official midsized car of the damned (2)Torgo
0.061.60faster than a bursting aneurysmVaca
-0.351.60pre-mortem dissectionChris Bourke
-0.471.60the eggy aftertaste of chicken meringuecraeze
-0.411.60Crunchy Wedding ParaphenaliaCruel_Meta
-0.441.60The comic that will soon be deletedThe Hanged Man
-0.711.60Whip It, GodPreloggy
-0.311.59Chopping Block PartyDevilman
-0.681.59samson and deli meatbuzzard
0.441.59fresh quirts for little squirtsDave Filippi
0.001.59stars and barslibertine
-0.211.59Morning Radio gag stealThe Light In Chains
0.041.59ramadan toughscullyman5000
-0.091.59cheese with your industrial disesePreloggy
1.091.59white man's bourbonHangdog
0.021.59Orangina Proudly Presents My AssHouse of Eeyore
0.341.59 Gangrene for the teens [Failed Audition Rewrite]todcra
-0.031.59Hey diddle diddle the Carter and the FidelInteresting Steve
1.011.59hoedown ditty shameSquad Car
-0.061.59Mazeltov CocktailStonent
0.131.59bombs over bagheadVitamin X
0.041.59Little Debbie Does DallasThe Hanged Man
-0.491.58DNA SampleGumGirl
0.061.58walk the balkDinosaur
-0.461.58micturation nationrictus hep
-1.151.58Pyros for pornosHorselover Fat
-0.351.58Have a nice nightmare.Horselover Fat
0.691.58republican party in my pants, and everyone's indictedherpules
0.081.58get your dander up for the loving cupJamie
-0.141.58Kibbles and GritsChickenCow
-0.201.58Bisquick in my BIOSzenmaster
0.371.58Rene Descartes BlancHouse of Eeyore
-0.161.58chevy vaguezenmaster
-0.561.58the vague fugueMingelover
0.011.58No comprende the endePreloggy
-0.221.58Adam's Ribbed for Her PleasurePreloggy
0.211.58comedy's lump of coal in your stockingDeath Goat
0.191.58Hornier than ThouB. Butros Ghali
-0.101.58spinal slapbongthegong
-0.021.58Putting the Dog in DoggerelXopher
-0.091.58Nail clippings in an empty wine glassInteresting Steve
-0.931.58Flying Monkey MasterHarry Lephtnut
-0.421.58like chicken soup for the bellytherandomthink
-0.141.57give me a desk jobPreloggy
0.521.57openRMCS #2872herpules
-0.491.57there's always room for Jell-Olibertine
-0.231.57Strange Gel in a Strange Hand.Horselover Fat
0.561.57Sucking the marrow out of lifeVeep
0.651.57a momentary lack of rieslingBernt Pancreas
0.581.57pentagons, hexagons, and epigoneJmillius
-0.031.57open meat night at the improv (open 25507, revised)Pete B
0.071.57Revenge is a dish best served with a cheap plastic trinketStikyIcky
-0.081.57The First Rule of Mime Clubmarkdiscordia
0.171.57ventilated hush moneyVitamin X
-0.501.57whilst I'm on the subject: an ode to British licence laws...Chris Bourke
-0.221.57Transcendental MedicationCruel_Meta
-0.511.57Domo Arigato Sam the Robot.Doc Evil
-0.151.56The Fountain HidPreloggy
-1.181.56Liar, liar, pants on nitroglycerineHorselover Fat
0.181.56eat bugsherpules
-0.141.56Open 6099: X-men!Afgncaap
-0.411.56pre-chewed lude, dudeSmokey
-0.721.56Saving Private Parts and Major WoodyHorselover Fat
0.701.56pipe bomb dreamsPreloggy
-0.261.56shouting obscenities at deaf peopleMingelover
0.621.56smells like white spiritTom Swift
0.381.56jumpin' jack flatulenceBernt Pancreas
0.221.56Muffled Moans in the Outer ZonesSoren
0.171.56My Big Fat Geek WeddingTom Swift
0.111.56Zack Diggerhole LivesChaff
0.641.56Axis Sally Strutherspoe117
0.071.56several strange sorts of suctionJoeNotCharles
-0.181.56Moving In to the Upper Floor of My Inferiority DuplexPreloggy
-0.101.56baba yogaPete B
0.061.56placidly awaiting the hangmanopus
0.081.56Mace the NationPreloggy
0.931.56Loose Goo on the LooPreloggy
-0.111.55white hot mattelddot
1.431.55ragtime in the rumpus roomSoren
-0.591.55summer in the citydfan
-0.541.55a lethal dose of mind-macarenaDave Filippi
0.611.55Bali jai alaiSquad Car
-0.511.55a snitch in timecatbear
-1.281.55The bitter pill with the taste of swill.Gospog
0.671.55It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas.Gar
0.551.55Capybara chimichangam_cammarano
0.941.55the phoenix that rose from my roach bowlgroovintodigweed
0.431.55Silly Wabbit. Matrix Aren't For KidsPreloggy
-0.131.55I milk you, Hateman Dan (c.f. open 37887)Xopher
0.011.55Peehole surgeryInteresting Steve
0.081.55Super Dave Saves the World Yet Again (my open #42377)Nuke-Marine
0.091.55Don't let the son go down on meThe Hanged Man
0.291.55atrb: rob balder,, "fishing with grampa"Pete B
1.031.55slim jims for chubby checker(post crash)Bernt Pancreas
-0.521.55Earl, you know it's trueherpules
-0.521.55the spontaneous combustion engineTorgo
-0.171.55Raking BradPreloggy
-2.171.54SHOEHORN FOR THE SOULNumber44
0.951.54more fetid than feted (4th revised)Reverend Toast
0.141.54crunchy on the insideSoren
-0.241.54hop along vaselineChickenCow
-0.921.54New England Puppy ChowderHorselover Fat
-0.071.54duct tape for your date raperictus hep
0.391.54You have the right to remain soylent.Horselover Fat
0.141.54a drybed of tie-dyed salmon deadheadsHouse of Eeyore
0.171.54Tequila Mockingbird (Bernt by hellfire)Bernt Pancreas
0.011.54A clone again, naturallyPreloggy
0.081.54Boo says...What???zenmaster
-0.161.54springs and barrels of outrageous foreskinReoer
1.181.54Hulk just want to GET SMASHEDBagHead
-0.051.54Leggo my purse! (my attempt)The Light In Chains
0.291.54phoning playdoh tech supportBernt Pancreas
0.061.54postal worker contracts dreaded "basket full of puppies"Vitamin X
0.031.54Me lie about my laiBagHead
-0.041.54Return of the fellowship of the attack of the spider-clonesThe Light In Chains
0.731.54This Is The Optimus Primevalmarkdiscordia
0.161.54switching tags at the dollar storepoe117
0.151.54hitler's final solution to the problem like mariaherpules
0.501.54She pulled me in, hook, line, and chancre.Stonent
-0.281.54beef tongueWags
0.141.54Loner with a BonerPreloggy
0.441.53omnes gentes plauditeGar
0.391.53the pasta for your rastaVaca
-0.021.53the steaming mug of earl: gray, hotBernt Pancreas
0.371.53Don Van FilletSquad Car
0.561.53any resemblance between these events and actual humor is coincidentalPete B
0.091.53on the gravy train, but seated in the snot cabooseVaca
0.031.53All High on the Western BluntStikyIcky
-0.371.53the comic what I wrote on WednesdayTom Swift
-0.061.53JFK: Number 35 with a bulletravgames
-0.461.53detained but not restrainedJoeNotCharles
-0.271.53the Dremel tool? it's for my feet.Pete B
0.331.53...and the whores you rode in on.PianoDemon
-0.241.5260 Miles of Blue AsphaltDavid J. Bianco
-0.191.52talk to the elbow (the hand's not listening) [spellcheck]Vaca
-0.721.52love poems from the devilHITTKD
-0.341.52fry it up in a panlibertine
0.321.52Business as Usual SuspectsPreloggy
0.281.52comedy set to warped factor 10Tom Swift
-0.281.52masticating on your meat farmPreloggy
0.961.52Mary Catherine Digs MargarineSquad Car
0.051.52The Pencil-Thin Moustache From Beyond!Squad Car
1.241.52Damned if you doo-be-doo (do-over)The Light In Chains
0.671.52damaged godsThe Light In Chains
-0.151.52raquet in your packet (my take)Tom Swift
0.931.52C. Everett Koop Doggy DoggStikyIcky
0.281.52Currently alternating and directCruel_Meta
0.061.52smoting by roteHouse of Eeyore
0.011.52sexual intellectuals: fucking know-it-allsB. Butros Ghali
0.291.52evidence of cola found on marslordstatik
-0.011.52less chance than a hamster in a bathhouseNuke-Marine
-0.071.52Hitchhiking the road to distractionACog
0.311.52nobler than oedipusDeath Goat
0.051.52Soggy Waffles in Your UnderroosPreloggy
-0.941.51Learn In HellNat
-0.661.51venus de flytrapbuzzard
0.121.51Me and my ShadenfreundeBernt Pancreas
0.111.51We all live in a Meatball SubmarineVorro
-0.151.51time for toffee calkAlice From Hell
0.841.51the bukkake of comedyVaca
0.591.51Cringin' in the rainravgames
-0.181.51Faith Hill No MoreGar
0.271.51up on the trouser topbongthegong
-0.071.51Have Nun, Will RaffleIpso Facto
0.891.51Play Misty for Mr. MiyagiSquad Car
-0.041.51Springer Spaniels blasted to granules...ChickenCow
-0.051.51the passion-aggression of the christCaptain Annoying
-0.521.51i still say the monkey was asking for itPete B
-0.091.51boob tube lubeShlomotheGreat
0.011.50silly strands of semenMingelover
-0.091.509 LivesGumGirl
-0.331.50these sappy golden yearsDave Filippi
-0.381.50wagon wheels when we wishDr. Roliman
0.811.50Golden YearsDevilman
-0.701.50Chicks Dig Religious ZealotsDevilman
0.151.50Lead lined charisma briefcaseThe Light In Chains
-0.951.50Watch the atomic birdieHorselover Fat
-0.381.50Tragicly ludicrous or ludicrously tragic?Reverend Toast
0.361.50Birds turn brown and fall from trees.Gar
0.141.50gelatin in your arterial wallPreloggy
0.321.50Fndling Puppies behind the shed--Scullyscullyman5000
0.241.50my computer's silicon implantTemperance
-0.021.50newly reformulated and lemony-freshVaca
0.291.50from the plate to the toiletVaca
-0.241.50have your bukkake and eat it, tooherpules
0.141.50not entirely quite like licking a cob of cornDeath Goat
0.301.50whatever happened to chasey lain?Bernt Pancreas
0.481.50mustardseed lifesaver (original author, with tweaking)Pete B
-0.021.50international house of panhandling 2.0Vitamin X
-0.141.50 the unorthodox likeness of beanThe Light In Chains
-0.071.50some loathsome loadMingelover
0.481.50Iraq my brainsThe Light In Chains
0.771.50The mad Hatter's E-partyInteresting Steve
-0.601.50Akitchen CabinetKodiak
0.401.50Don't put all your legs in one casketInteresting Steve
-0.101.50Suicide Is BrainlessThe Hanged Man
-0.281.50The Ladder above Your Lucky PennyChris Bourke
-0.301.50Adam Condoms: Ribbed for her creationNuke-Marine
-0.181.50"Sine Qui Nine" Latin: gin, straight up. (2894)The Open Marauder
0.461.50Fruit of the Luminescent Fungus (55023; reposted by VX)The Open Marauder
-0.231.50Groucho MarxismPreloggy
0.301.49true-life travel tipHorselover Fat
-0.211.49bang a gongGar
0.171.49chipmunks roasting on an open pyrezenmaster
0.151.49that's not special sauceEnriquez
-0.171.49A Dutiful GrindJamie
-0.271.49and the crowd grows weed (open 23046)Pete B
0.731.49Swinging from a hanging bandolierJmillius
-0.011.49Victor/Victoria's SecretTomSingleton
0.121.49Pete Petey McPetepete, Leader of the Pete BrigadeAfgncaap
-0.431.49The great escalopeInteresting Steve
0.521.49I can't get no putrifactionInteresting Steve
-0.091.49When the Pre-Raphaelites come on again, all over the worldInteresting Steve
0.051.49Fear of the dork (My other audition, belated repost)Interesting Steve
-0.481.49lint emitting diodezenmaster
-0.351.49crispy cholera slammerskohne
-1.221.49Tiggers With AttitudeTom Swift
-0.561.49Shut don't go up, prices do.Doc Evil
-0.131.49the grape-nuts of wrathVitamin X
-0.401.49mandatory gravyopus
-0.131.49Make Your Own DinnerThe Hanged Man
0.671.49bananarama republicpoe117
-0.961.49Cuckoo Clock Bomb IranPreloggy
-0.371.48Extra Action TideGumGirl
-0.891.48fresh choad for your heavy loadSmokey
0.271.48With a Lever 2000 big enough, I could lather the world(revis)Bernt Pancreas
0.681.48A big helping of salvation in every biteDevilman
-0.441.48Flag off!Horselover Fat
-1.261.48between a roc and a hard plaiceDarth Waider
0.231.48as fresh as the day it was abortedMingelover
0.301.48hep a brotha ootChickenCow
-0.121.48shaken not stirredVaca
0.191.48Now is the time for all good men to jump over the lazy dogBagHead
-0.401.48freelanced pantsMingelover
0.931.48singing pentagramBernt Pancreas
0.101.48lemurs: wowowowowowowowbongthegong
0.561.48I killed the starship enterprise (Open:25271)Death Goat
0.521.48merkin she wroteBernt Pancreas
0.111.48suck on Open 29925groovintodigweed
0.121.48fisting with an iron ruleherpules
0.051.48Chemo SabeThe Hanged Man
-0.081.48Gardeners question thymeInteresting Steve
-0.231.48Batmantra ForeverThe Hanged Man
-0.361.48danger kittenVaca
0.691.48Clash of the TitiansInteresting Steve
0.071.48the outlaw josey, prince of walesCaptain Annoying
0.051.48aol's new testament: jew got nailed!poe117
-0.441.47waxing nostalgic in advanceSpoggles
-0.931.47solving a paltry geometric delimmaRatboy
0.641.47the eyes of Blistex are upon youBernt Pancreas
0.691.47don't bury me, i'm not deadHITTKD
-1.181.47tcs@b, v2Spoggles
0.741.47sasquatch where your going!scullyman5000
0.381.47sleazy weasles catch the measlesPreloggy
-0.041.47101 Claymations, Take 2Minja
-0.451.47Sarcophagus full of esophagus sausagesm_cammarano
-0.451.47beer-soaked clothing in Las Vegas (NM)twin4fifteez
0.051.47where have all your base gone? long time passing...herpules
-0.251.47in the newsVaca
0.101.47hermeneutic hyperbolic hampster handsHouse of Eeyore
-0.611.47dare you to drink the waterPete B
0.041.47verbal dysentery for the entire familyDeath Goat
-0.241.47carcinogenic joke substitutePete B
-0.261.47chamberpot musicBernt Pancreas
-0.881.47goodnight, everybody!Vaca
-0.611.47This was 10 worthy until I started writing it.Interesting Steve
0.251.47I drink, therefore I yammer (was: Open 34190)ravgames
-0.131.47With fond memories of the 'Beano' joke pageInteresting Steve
0.321.47Moonshine SeranadeNuke-Marine
-0.331.47Giggling Gorillas on the Battlestar GalacticaUnitarian Jihadist
0.251.47Now Playing in New Orleans: Katrina and the WavesThe Hanged Man
-0.181.47Blocking Spam While on the LamPreloggy
-0.731.47a topical vacation for twopoe117
-0.151.46the swellegant universeJamie
0.741.46Deep thoughtsGar
0.331.46blender bender rerenderzenmaster
-0.171.46Spam on the lam, woah black bettyThe Light In Chains
-0.091.46this space intentionally left blankVaca
0.311.46reunion with the rear onionTemperance
0.431.46attribution, dammit: "Go Die" by Mark PeasleePete B
0.091.46Nye Guy, the Science BillConrad Zaar
0.131.46Discretion is the better part of humorSoren
0.181.46Viagra - Here I Come to Save the LayPreloggy
0.131.46The secret of acronym (open 25525)BagHead
-0.121.46the kitty lived, but is now a Manx (true story)JoeNotCharles
-0.031.46Fine Like A Razor CutChris Bourke
-0.671.46Urban leg endsInteresting Steve
0.061.46gristle while you workInteresting Steve
0.201.46puts the feel ya' in pedophiliaNuke-Marine
-0.431.46Embargo on!Deadbeef
0.181.46Nebuchadnezzar's bran muffins (apologies to StG)The Hanged Man
-2.101.46Gorf. Clatter Baretta Nicktoons.Doc Evil
0.371.46Grand Theft Otto PremingerPreloggy
-0.211.45the color of painVeep
-0.151.45Neighbourhood SwatchNat
0.121.45Dairy air from your derriereVorro
0.491.45non nuclear family proliferation treatyPreloggy
0.141.45running to the beating of a different bullyBernt Pancreas
-0.201.45float like a hovercraft, sting like a bladder infectionReverend Toast
0.521.45flipping the bird, fantastic (spellcheck)Preloggy
-0.111.45touch me I'm DickVaca
0.011.45fun for the whole pharmacyherpules
0.171.45The Dukes of EarlVorro
-0.251.45A Mootiful BindPreloggy
-0.221.45Spunk your Man KeyPreloggy
-0.161.45open 9480: suppurating blisterpacks of funBernt Pancreas
-0.301.45The treehugging lemur was a hottieJmillius
-0.051.45Dulce et decorum breasts, pro mammaries moriStikyIcky
-0.181.45Spleen infested fungusInteresting Steve
0.331.45Indecent Disposal pt2 (milking it)Chris Bourke
0.111.45floor sores from seven beers ago(based on comment in #5821)poe117
0.741.45Abscess makes the heart grow fungusInteresting Steve
-0.581.45the codeine daiquiri of comicsJamie
0.281.45A cheap trick with a cardboard boxCruel_Meta
-0.971.45exhumed: fatty arbuckle takes the pepsi challengeBernt Pancreas
-0.441.45Rumble in the fungalInteresting Steve
-0.181.45No Nookie in the NorthPreloggy
-0.191.45unspeakable evil at the local boll weevilIpso Facto
0.011.45arteries of coalCruel_Meta
-1.231.45bits and pieces of your brother's niecesFlwyd
0.201.45The mucous membrane of management (124)The Light In Chains
0.041.45jap-mex fusion -- the mariachi hibachi poe117
-0.281.45Safe Sex + Good Breath = Condom MintsPreloggy
-0.741.45i'm meow meow henrietta lollipopAfgncaap
0.161.44Nat King ColdDeath Goat
0.161.44balderdash and cookie doughPreloggy
0.331.44subdued pudding frenzySoren
-0.561.44nose hairs in your souffleeHorselover Fat
0.631.44stars upon thars'Soren
-0.381.44Dollars to donut pillowsChickenCow
0.271.44drop your goo on the looPreloggy
-0.191.44blatent, latent and impotentPreloggy
-0.741.44Aspartame is a part of me. (slightly revised)Reverend Toast
-0.131.44semi self-concious, fully self-delusionalSquad Car
0.251.44nattering nabobs of nudismPete B
0.111.44The empire smokes crackpete
-0.121.44the diceman comethTom Swift
-0.011.44guided mistletoegroovintodigweed
-0.101.44getting in bad touch with your inner childPete B
-0.051.44samhain I amBernt Pancreas
0.131.44Feelings, now on saletodcra
-0.121.44and the dreidel will rockBernt Pancreas
-0.211.44I want your socks (salvaged, original tag forgotten)The Hanged Man
-0.391.44Caught, Trapped & TiedChris Bourke
-0.241.44Courtesans - going down in historyInteresting Steve
0.211.44My Conscience is Sick. I Must Be Fluid.Preloggy
0.121.44as the jim crow fliesDeath Goat
0.631.44Figgy Pop PuddingPreloggy
0.071.44Nine-Inch Nemesis (4040)The Open Marauder
-0.461.44my balony has a first nameHangdog
0.211.44Groucho the Marxman (riffin')The Hanged Man
-0.501.43the information supercolliderlibertine
-0.261.43home againcatbear
-0.131.43bladder control freaksPreloggy
0.521.43weird scenes inside Rube GoldbergBernt Pancreas
-0.161.43I'm proud to be a cold minor's motherscullyman5000
-0.301.43all your freebase belong to gusPreloggy
0.011.43Mountain StewGar
0.141.43warm cream on your overcoatPreloggy
-0.381.43hotdog relish fetishmoby
-0.201.43The Road to Attrition Keeps Getting SmallerPreloggy
-0.101.43Flummox the lummoxPreloggy
-0.041.43What hump?Preloggy
-0.171.43fillibuster keatonSquad Car
0.121.43The Red Meat PartyMagus
-0.051.43Quicker then a Ray Charles of Light (OPEN 39576)Hysterical Woman
1.051.43Beating a patch of grass where there used to be a dead horse.Nuke-Marine
-0.521.43low on life, but high on deathVaca
0.031.43Boom! Boom! Jake Del'HommeThe Hanged Man
-0.621.43Murmuring Muses of Mythos (41739 slight edit)The Open Marauder
-0.231.43Awesome Avengers of Aging AquifersUnitarian Jihadist
-0.381.43Baby Asylum - Birth DefectionsPreloggy
-0.111.42Something-D-O-O EconomicsCrisper Than Thou
0.351.42the cycle of life has no pedalsCrisper Than Thou
-0.151.42Stays Firm in MilkDevilman
0.151.42what dreams may comejulius
-1.131.42is this thing on?citizenx
0.161.42Peek a Boo! Part twoPreloggy
0.761.42Leggo My EgoPreloggy
0.901.42lower mental casePreloggy
0.221.42bag lady on your manicured lawnPreloggy
0.501.42It's a sick, sick worldGar
0.401.42rolling stone temple pilots iii: the li'l rat skullsHangdog
-0.031.42standing ovation at the paraplegics conventionDeath Goat
-0.081.42the hanging nads of the business worldBernt Pancreas
0.441.42Only the Good Cy Young (fixed)The Hanged Man
0.231.42nancy drew careypoe117
-0.131.42mixing lysol and lye with the white of my eyeGar
0.161.42Ears on my pillowInteresting Steve
-0.151.42Hoist by your own PicardThe Hanged Man
-0.461.42a street girl named desire'pete
-0.041.42christopher walken on sunshine blotterBernt Pancreas
-0.181.42Waxing Poetic with the Other Hand, unauthorized riffThe Hanged Man
0.021.41grown up klismaphilia listzenmaster
0.071.41slappin' the shrimp on Barbie (the grill next door).Rakfink
-0.381.41supposed former incubation junkieVeep
-0.131.41Take me out at the ballgame.Horselover Fat
0.121.41starting the squealing processHouse of Eeyore
-0.371.41A Winter Haikuschizoguy
0.261.41tequlia mockingbird (vaca, for the hell of it)Vaca
0.161.41Filler Up with High OctanePreloggy
0.181.41shiver me timbersChickenCow
0.191.41largish, lavish living roomSquad Car
0.141.41spam of the la....just listened to a commentgroovintodigweed
0.091.41Community WatchGar
0.221.41Seduced by the dork side of the farceJohntheAuthor
-0.381.41fondling puppies behind the shed (Open 2692, by Rakfink)m_cammarano
-0.691.41marvel my assPreloggy
0.381.41mens sala in corpore saloJamie
0.401.41subcutaneous humor gets under my skinJillSwift
0.681.41Ooh, he's got a chubby tumtumBagHead
-0.291.41He shoots, he scarsPreloggy
0.271.41the five-egg comedy omeletteVaca
0.981.41venomous verbal vomitMingelover
0.051.41attrib: "Go Die" by Mark PeasleePete B
0.651.41humor expectorant (spellcheck)Bernt Pancreas
0.101.41Hard on the BeaverPreloggy
0.501.4123 December 2020: the year megahal became self-awareBernt Pancreas
-0.161.41Reprise on a rakfink in E MinorTamlan
0.071.41Dahmer's dinner: Torn between two liversravgames
-0.081.41my precious scores! they're melting! they're melting! (still)Pete B
-0.561.41kangaroo court in session, Judge Skippy presidingTom Swift
0.131.41the tangy aftertaste of rectal thermometersNuke-Marine
0.151.41this is dingbat countrylordstatik
-0.261.41Dynamic Dogs Stealing from the Dinosaur Boneyard (III)Unitarian Jihadist
-0.381.41gettin' the band back togetherTorgo
-0.161.40flogging further the feline fallenherpules
0.241.40I put the F-U in fun (open 15195)BagHead
0.391.40Crouching Tigger, Hidden KangaThe Light In Chains
0.051.40Yellow snow bunniesVorro
0.071.40cyanoacrylate neonateSquad Car
-0.221.40Say that we're sweethearts again!JillSwift
0.051.40steak 'n' shake 'n' bacon bitsSquad Car
0.241.40a goose walking across your gravyBernt Pancreas
0.101.40Hydrochloric eye dropsPolitas
-0.061.40fry it up (my version of #309)Gar
0.021.40tawana told a fibVitamin X
0.151.40Cute as a Panic Buttonmarkdiscordia
0.291.40from chadguay, with love (open 34163)Torgo
0.071.40toss it to the wolves and let them bite, I say!groovintodigweed
-0.131.40three no brain (revised per comments)Jamie
-0.711.40the comic that's been sexed up by the governmentTom Swift
0.381.40The Sword and the Spinal CordIpso Facto
0.081.40can't compute compoteGar
0.601.40The eyeball floating in your highballIpso Facto
-0.451.40carnal carnival (2)Mingelover
-0.341.40Significant udderInteresting Steve
-0.061.40Chris Bourke
-0.011.40Gary Coleman for President (Open #41434)Hysterical Woman
0.291.40Bread and circusesmarkdiscordia
0.701.40You Hate My Tag, and My Strip. Guess I'm Old and Not Too HipPreloggy
-0.551.40Nuclear Test Ban Roll-OnPreloggy
0.561.40popping up for air and nachosVaca
-0.551.40Penguin Pinball ParasolsDoc Evil
-0.141.40I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for fiddling kidstherandomthink
-0.331.40Sinkhole In Your StinkholePreloggy
-0.361.40The Zodiac Killer Drove a TaurusWags
0.081.39Charles MonroeVorro
-0.381.39idea by karenVeep
-0.531.39Holy roman candleHorselover Fat
0.031.39It was a perfect day.Gar
0.581.39the results of low blood sugar and five wasted minutesgroovintodigweed
-0.301.39tokyo cheese nipsPreloggy
-0.301.39digests readerMingelover
-0.511.39fondling puppies etc. - Enriquez styleEnriquez
0.741.39bureaucratic gadget grip, and other black lung referencesherpules
-0.341.39Non-Fairy CreamerWendigo
-0.081.39one for the honey, two for the ho ho hoTom Swift
0.041.39the broken home stretchVaca
0.251.39the hangnail of comedyVaca
0.021.39isn't it bionic?Vitamin X
0.801.39I got two zebras for christmasBagHead
-0.251.39Coat-hanger baby-shower gift.Alice From Hell
0.091.39Colon cancer: dying from the bum upwardsInteresting Steve
-0.281.39Shallow gravyInteresting Steve
-0.271.39Moonshine Superman, alternate takeThe Hanged Man
0.121.39bad touched by an angelPete B
-0.151.39The feral cat in your petting zooThe Hanged Man
-0.211.39moral compass gone awryVaca
0.461.39just another manic mondale (5151)The Open Marauder
0.031.39discount orphan jubileekohne
0.241.39don't fear the reeferCaptain Annoying
-0.221.39Habitat for you manateesThe Light In Chains
-0.111.38spam on the lamPreloggy
-0.121.38the norman fell ratioSquad Car
-0.321.38Manchurian Takeout in Cardboard ContainersDavid J. Bianco
0.661.38Open 9475: The strip with Tourette's Syndrome AND sporadic aphasiBernt Pancreas
0.191.38tepid pool of your own filthPreloggy
0.351.38felonious monkAndrew K Suber
0.201.38Floater in the deep end.Gospog
0.461.38The Neutron Dancescullyman5000
0.651.38Whipped cream in the bloodstreamThe Light In Chains
-0.101.38necktie of the godsDeath Goat
-0.081.38Dr Who's your daddyTom Swift
0.151.38jehovah's witness in contempt of courtGar
-0.331.38Jesus loves you, but He doesn't have to like itPete B
0.051.38Bang the Drum Majorette SlowlyPreloggy
-0.051.38chunks of beef in the coral reef (extensively revised)Conrad Zaar
0.071.38i'm not an actor but i play one on tv (take 3)bongthegong
-0.091.38Mr. Petey, in the Redux, with the cheese slicerAfgncaap
0.131.38venus infers (ermine remix)Vitamin X
0.601.38Burt Reynolds Wrappoe117
-0.121.38The hills are alive with the sound of prozacInteresting Steve
-0.341.38filmed in meat-o-visionTorgo
-0.221.38the human G gnomeInteresting Steve
0.251.38buttery nipple piercingsNuke-Marine
-0.281.38Nestor's Palace & CasinoRowdy Theologian
-0.181.38Ass Kissers are Bottom FeedersPreloggy
0.211.38offended plucked eyeball collectionNuke-Marine
-0.431.38inhumane treatment of search engine spidersherpules
-0.191.37Tie me up and call me spanky!Afgncaap
-0.921.37nudge nudge wink winklilith
0.351.37hot bloodedVeep
-0.031.37Christmas beerdrood
-0.821.37Calling AAA collect.Horselover Fat
-0.181.37Meat the press. Press the meat?Gospog
0.401.37Open 9554: refreshing Necro WafersBernt Pancreas
0.471.37Ventriloquism for DummiesPreloggy
0.501.37open toad water moccasinsRakfink
-0.351.37veja duMingelover
-0.111.37silky anger (rewrite)Andrew K Suber
0.041.37wheeler dealer coldsore healerqlewless1
0.331.37a body hits a body aftter finishing the ryeBernt Pancreas
0.021.37ok kid, but this is the last timebongthegong
0.531.37Puppies: free to good home, make excellent moving targetsJmillius
0.111.37slugs on the rim of your margarita glassBernt Pancreas
0.021.37ride a cock horse to st. andrew's crossBernt Pancreas
-0.161.37the department of surrealism presents ... (v. 2.0)Pete B
0.131.37winnie the pimpVaca
-0.041.37slack rodent motherfuckertodcra
0.231.37I am Iron Supplement ManMagus
-0.071.37rumble in the bung hole (revised)Death Goat
0.581.37Monkey for old ropeInteresting Steve
0.031.37Cabinet meatingVorro
0.481.37Acid TablaInteresting Steve
0.141.37comedy's crawlspaceVaca
0.311.37fruit fetishists: mellon ballerspoe117
-0.031.37The Albino Crow Perched At Your Funeral (Open: 37436)Chris Bourke
-0.221.37The Bovine Feces Trilogy (repost)Devolution
0.311.37the deep, dark, pathetic secretVaca
0.001.37In Vitro VeritasThe Hanged Man
0.201.37howard phillips lovekraftwerk (5719; reposted by VX)The Open Marauder
-0.101.37Paint your WoganInteresting Steve
-0.371.37Taglines Are Funnier Than They AppearPreloggy
0.121.37Atom and Eve BombPreloggy
0.341.36cruising for a bruising on the autobahnannagroovintodigweed
-0.181.36not for use with unexplained muscle sorenessPete B
0.211.36mutatis mutandiszenmaster
0.281.36what would jesus do for a klondike bar?House of Eeyore
0.261.36the refuse I can't refuseVeep
0.291.36Wild elephantitis of the Serenghettiscullyman5000
-0.171.36Pond scum on the surface of the mindBagHead
-0.181.36Earl, with a swirl of your favorite girlgroovintodigweed
-0.201.36I know you are, but what am I?Preloggy
0.471.36the lazy dog builds a better fox trapBernt Pancreas
0.851.36burning the night awayVaca
0.251.36looks like a tacoDeath Goat
0.601.36halo round the hectacreHouse of Eeyore
0.061.36rotten to the coroner (by suggestion)Bernt Pancreas
0.421.36puts the oral in funeral (my take)The Light In Chains
0.301.36epoch eclipseBernt Pancreas
-0.421.36soaring on the wings of desireVaca
0.661.36suffer, children, sufferPete B
-0.291.36b is for bookie, that's good enough for mePete B
0.231.36per diem for your perineumBernt Pancreas
-0.161.36overdone to death and over said to deafbongthegong
0.001.36Johnnie Walker Blewscullyman5000
0.251.36Elivs' last single-"It's my Potty and I'll Die if I want to"poe117
-0.421.36six o'clock nudes (attr:
0.091.36chinese chubby checker(s)poe117
0.031.36chinese chuck-a-luckAndrew K Suber
-0.521.36The slalom witch time trialsInteresting Steve
-0.671.36one more partiallyclips strip, then you gotta read 'em yourselfPete B
-0.281.36exhumed: waiting for gobotsBernt Pancreas
-0.041.36Furniture Snorting and Your Teen (6163)The Open Marauder
0.021.36Sleeping with the anemoneInteresting Steve
-0.451.36jimmy crack corn, and i care deeplyCaptain Annoying
-0.101.36this comic gets butchered in the darklordstatik
0.061.36Catherine Yadda Yadda Yadda JonesPreloggy
-0.831.36cuidado! llamas!KillingAllTheFlies
0.371.36the axle grease in your codpiecepoe117
-0.421.35Humor in a brown paper envelope.Devilman
-0.151.35the friend, the dog, the cat, and the ratSpoggles
0.691.35Billy bass boatBagHead
0.251.35fondling puppies behind the shed (Gar)Gar
0.101.35hellacious Nerf smackdownPete B
0.951.35le batman, c'est moiBernt Pancreas
0.931.35vaya con gameBernt Pancreas
0.931.35space goats: coast-to-coast (Attribution: Emo)Death Goat
0.471.35free the Indy 500Tom Swift
0.161.35Historic Terrorism - Blast from the PastPreloggy
-0.051.35just so you know, "dolomite" is not an elementDeath Goat
0.591.35The tip-off of an Emo Philips ripofftodcra
0.291.35moon over dharma (attrib dammit: 5540)Pete B
-0.061.35drinking down the duodenal dripB. Butros Ghali
0.081.35Black Eyed SneezeChris Bourke
0.311.35Rythm and Blue's CluesNuke-Marine
-0.141.35catch a tv star and put him in your freezerZeener Diode
-0.591.35from hell to high water in a handbasketcraeze
-0.111.35crying into your beer gogglesLuchog
-0.711.35tropical no longer topicalThe Light In Chains
-0.101.35A riddle wrapped in an enema (open 54679 rewrite)SmoothP
-0.341.35It rubs the lotion on its kinStikyIcky
0.591.35Obama Where Art Thou?Preloggy
0.451.35doofus and gallantpoe117
-0.321.35dreams with shark meatVitamin X
1.181.35thirty percent louder by volumebongthegong
0.021.34Open 5936: Stamp collecting on Park PlaceAfgncaap
-0.081.34Tobey or not Tobey MaguirePreloggy
-0.111.34I'm like rubber, you're like glueCrisper Than Thou
-0.071.34The staccato beat of raining meat.Gospog
0.251.34spoon swoon moon june goonPreloggy
0.201.34veterinary incontinencezenmaster
0.581.34carp shootSquad Car
0.131.34arctic circle jerkChickenCow
-0.181.34submitted for your approvalPreloggy
-0.231.34pitch a little woo, low and outsidePreloggy
0.191.34time travel pair o' docsThe Light In Chains
0.461.34Latest rearrangement of puccini's greatest hitsBagHead
-0.191.34jukebox for mimesBernt Pancreas
-0.301.34how much bone could a bone saw saw if a bone saw could saw bone? v.2Pete B
0.081.34chowder's louder crowdsHouse of Eeyore
-0.431.34this comic will self-delete in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...Pete B
0.231.34just because nobody can understand you doesn't mean it's artPete B
0.131.34Jack Spratt is on the Atkins DietPreloggy
-0.061.34Mellifluous ideas pouring into my headJmillius
0.021.34everclearasilThe Light In Chains
0.071.34A Clockwork OrangutanMagus
0.081.34This is the story of Johnny Rottenscullyman5000
0.141.34trembling before zodVaca
-0.081.34Man or Aimee Mann?The Hanged Man
-0.351.34Atrophy cabinetInteresting Steve
-0.091.34the unfortunate fellatioVaca
0.081.34Indecent Disposal (Open 37434)Chris Bourke
-0.031.34family fun that's fun for the whole family (open 40971)obc_spike
-0.221.34where no man has gone before (no, not Janet Reno)Nuke-Marine
0.131.34canadian satanbongthegong
0.451.34Kidney Porn (107)The Open Marauder
-0.191.34german rodent nibbles tires: deflator mausBernt Pancreas
-0.261.34exhumed: forced score of 7; years agoBernt Pancreas
0.051.34arsenic and old spicelordstatik
-0.031.34kafkaesque metastasisAfgncaap
-0.351.34burnt vermicellirocketdyke
0.051.34Fortune Tellers are so PredictablePreloggy
0.241.33Open 9594: Night of the Living Dead HorseBernt Pancreas
0.241.33row row row your bloat, vacaVaca
-0.481.33the comic that's no better than the pixels it's printed onHorselover Fat
-0.211.33pest strip teaseHorselover Fat
-0.291.33It's not Rockette scienceThe Light In Chains
-0.461.33Welcome to the Mattress, NeoHorselover Fat
0.271.33we'll always have parasitesVaca
-0.231.33Homage to FromagePreloggy
0.091.33narc, the lookout angels cry!scullyman5000
0.541.33jihad a baby it's a boyHouse of Eeyore
0.381.33Secrete, SantaThe Light In Chains
0.641.33turn your head andy kauf, manSquad Car
0.571.33incensed and pepper sprayedBernt Pancreas
-0.061.33is it gonna be you and me forever? (oh oh oh)Vaca
0.051.33birdie in the blenderTemperance
-0.051.33days of future gas passedPreloggy
0.151.33eeyorian cancerHouse of Eeyore
0.131.33Biting the hand that feels youThe Light In Chains
0.151.33sugarglider bee sting smilegroovintodigweed
0.791.33q*bert questions the quarryHouse of Eeyore
0.091.33dear ambienBernt Pancreas
0.011.33all that in nothing flat (OpenRMCS 16399)Soren
0.191.33terminal titillationMingelover
-0.051.33do the vroom-vroomVaca
0.051.33poetry in freeze-frameGar
-0.051.33happy dogs playing leapfrog (my take on 3957)Pete B
-0.061.33McTurtle soup, fast food made from slow creaturesJmillius
0.521.33Stumping for BushPreloggy
-0.031.33A Remembrance of Gas Past (I swear, I've learned to spell by now)StikyIcky
0.121.33If you toss the dwarf, don't tell the elfJmillius
0.101.33Incognito We TrustPreloggy
-0.501.33pencil test of the third besttodcra
0.291.33the underpowered snowblower on comedy's drivewayThe Light In Chains
0.381.33Swirling Evanescence on the Pimple of the Butt of LifeAfgncaap
0.031.33David Carousal in DUI: Miamipoe117
0.181.33Olympic dumpster diving at the abortion clinicStonent
0.091.33Tinky Winky pinched a stinkyStonent
-0.251.33Barn Razing with Teen AmishCruel_Meta
-0.051.33the mblast.exe of comedypoe117
0.461.33Steady on Mr Beethoven, that's your fifthInteresting Steve
-0.021.33battlestar catholicaDeath Goat
0.501.33putting the racecar out to studlordstatik
-0.681.33under my dead body (4195)The Open Marauder
-0.441.33The overripe fruit of my loinsACog
0.061.33braindrops keep falling on my headInteresting Steve
0.511.33100 years of dignitudeCaptain Annoying
-0.431.33Naval-warfare fetishist outed as torpedophileCaptain Annoying
-0.741.33death of an impalesmanbongthegong
-0.051.33Sooeycide is PiglessPreloggy
-0.191.32Melted Choco-shorts 2.0Pirate
0.241.32three-piece lawsuitbuzzard
-0.791.32see you round like a pentagramSmokey
-0.111.32armpit gravyPreloggy
0.291.32There's a dead man on the other end of this megaphoneBagHead
0.581.32the bleeding abcess on the gums of comedyVaca
0.101.32a million tiny voices demanding to be heardVaca
0.861.32the contagion spreads inexorablyVaca
0.631.32Thank you, Cleavland!scullyman5000
-0.221.32flaccid cheese sauce on your tacoPreloggy
-0.241.32malignant, greasy tumors in your colonPreloggy
0.251.32comic strip teaseTom Swift
0.231.32eyes cream coneTemperance
0.081.32Rickets in your pickets (rewrite)The Light In Chains
-0.261.32I'm gonna git you sucka born every minutePreloggy
0.111.32Potassium Possum HydroxideJmillius
0.311.32I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom (Open 13831)BagHead
-0.061.32unguent for your engagement ring of fireBernt Pancreas
-0.411.32La Don e RacheleDas Joe
0.061.32Who is kaiser permanente?BagHead
0.081.32the pork side of the moonVaca
-0.081.32Angst in your pangstTomSingleton
-0.561.32anybody else want to see Billy, Jeffy, and co. as character options?Pete B
-0.711.32sexual organ grinderFlwyd
0.841.32Open repost 1: Even Jesus Hates Creedmarkdiscordia
0.101.32Gorillas in the canadian mist (fixed)BagHead
0.241.32sour grapes for your jests and japesChristopher Hart
-0.171.32this tagline just writes itselfbongthegong
-0.151.32Parabolic Mike Brady (revised)Ballpein
-0.091.32(Percy Bysshe Shelley) Apologies to allInteresting Steve
0.061.32Grazing Upon the Glory (my open #40963)Nuke-Marine
0.031.32Starbucks Porn - Cream in Your CoffeePreloggy
0.261.32"look maw, no hands!"lordstatik
-0.131.32cooking two birds with one stovelordstatik
-0.361.32Sir Real: the incongruous knightSimian Farmer
0.671.32extended wear contact high (modified open 62564)anvilingus
0.031.32where the streets have no lanesCaptain Annoying
0.751.32Skidmarks From Your Brain FartsPianoDemon
-0.061.32One Arquette steak; medium, raretherandomthink
-0.261.32Steroids to HeavenPreloggy
-0.261.32Emetic for the HereticPreloggy
-0.391.32Floundering with a FlounderPreloggy
0.391.32Leaves Falling on the MuckrakersPreloggy
0.331.31If the baby doesn't like the milk, you should boil itBagHead
-0.171.31Hand me down genesJeff R
-0.201.31haitosis and neurosesPreloggy
0.061.31desultory defecationsMingelover
0.451.31Befriend a bookGar
0.641.31natural born pillars of the communityherpules
0.611.31The Steve Jackson FiveSoren
0.231.31pappa roach hotel californiaHangdog
0.021.31harbinger of heartburn halitosisHouse of Eeyore
-0.141.31Are you ready for some foosballNildo Crapo
0.141.31another page that lines the ape cagebongthegong
-0.021.31Call Me Archeologist - My Career Lies in RuinsPreloggy
0.311.31Do androids dream of electric boogaloo?BagHead
-0.041.31eating too much rasta pastabongthegong
-0.151.31In Japan, they call it "erection day"StikyIcky
0.431.31the spirit of bris-mas (rewrite)Death Goat
0.041.31Christmas Sitcom - Mad About JewPreloggy
-0.121.31pompano circumstancezenmaster
0.071.31smokey and the bandit II . . . unplugged some more (riff on 5253)Pete B
0.361.31beef for keeftodcra
0.161.31the comedic equivalent of an unpleasant burning sensationPete B
-0.071.31Rum raisin branJoeNotCharles
-0.151.31gravity's gaseous glowwormsHouse of Eeyore
-0.121.31Could be MeteorThe Hanged Man
0.071.31old man saddam sat on his bomb, blowing his kurds awayDeath Goat
0.481.31an ever-fixed skidmarkXopher
0.301.31snide remarks goeth before a fall {my take on 6196}Alice From Hell
0.061.31strong enough for a man, but made of a womanVaca
-0.751.31The Earl-y bird gets eaten by wormsThe Light In Chains
-0.051.31In the land of the blind, nobody is scared of spidersInteresting Steve
0.611.31no guts, no goryInteresting Steve
-0.101.31studded shock colorcraeze
-0.311.31o brother, wherefore art thou romeo?craeze
-0.181.31All I Want for Christmas is a Plus Z-ScorePreloggy
-0.181.31batter up, and don't wafflelordstatik
0.021.31artificial indoctrinationlordstatik
-0.231.31yet another practical application of used foreskinNuke-Marine
-0.151.31Postcard From the Abyss Saying "Wish You Were Here"Valseregwen
0.181.31illegal moving spleenlordstatik
-0.451.31Hitchhiking the road to distraction (Slight Reprise)ACog
0.141.31The sweet relief of uncomfortable silences (Open #59236)ACog
-0.201.31the fine citizens of mayberry (3329)The Open Marauder
-0.071.31Enter the DragoonInteresting Steve
-0.151.31i'm not a southern baptist, i'm a crystal methodistCaptain Annoying
-0.071.31the 72 ounce man-syrup slurpeeVaca
0.411.31Born-Again Kris KristoffersonSquad Car
-0.151.31In Excelsis Dayglo 2Jamie
-0.311.31Sonic the Hedge FundPreloggy
-0.561.31Breaking Bad Case of Loving YouPreloggy
0.411.30Never Rub Another Man's RhubarbPreloggy
-0.531.30illicit tranks from the polluted-meme banksDave Filippi
0.321.30phlegm coating and chewy wafersPreloggy
-0.181.30don't be a soren loserMalaVelho
0.251.30it's got a good beat and you can dance to itVaca
0.171.30Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 2Pirate
0.281.30There's a tractor on my ballsBagHead
0.011.30men, i'm eminemHangdog
-0.401.30links on your e-motionsPreloggy
0.181.30Llama ha (the original clown comic)BagHead
0.121.30Crumpled can in the recycle bin of comedyBagHead
0.321.30the soothing splat of melting catbongthegong
-0.121.30fan-fiction for my fictional fansJmillius
0.251.30Lord of the SwingsConrad Zaar
0.221.30Dear RMCSers: I am God (reload)Tom Swift
0.041.30demolition fedoraChristopher Hart
-0.151.30Too red hot for your Popish PlotStikyIcky
0.141.30tiptoe through the triffidsChristopher Lyons
-0.401.30Woodstain trifleInteresting Steve
0.081.30Let's call the whole thing offalInteresting Steve
0.271.30Rumsfeld and CokePreloggy
0.271.30Miami VinceInteresting Steve
0.771.30Like Water for Postum (open #37890)Xopher
0.091.30How to skin a cat #23: SandblasterCruel_Meta
0.191.30like trying to imagine your granny masturbatingXopher
0.311.30the prolapsed anus of comedyDeath Goat
-0.171.30Subliminal Cola Advertisements in This StripChris Bourke
-0.081.30verifying the villainous vanillasHouse of Eeyore
0.021.30Martha Stewart, Black Leather Catsuit, Candy Apples... [re-redux]Cruel_Meta
-0.141.30testing the dog waterslordstatik
0.221.30Liverpool Leprosy (1611)The Open Marauder
0.551.30What's the frequency, Kenneth?Wags
-0.141.30polyunsaturated baby oilShlomotheGreat
-0.071.30with hands like this, who needs enemas? (6046)The Open Marauder
-0.081.30sir william wallace-n-gromit, leader of the scottish terriersDeath Goat
0.291.30International Balistic Missle ToePreloggy
0.071.30pixellated porcupines of purposeopus
0.671.30Mission of Burma ShavePreloggy
-0.251.30Slimy Toads in Your Tighty WhitysPreloggy
-1.031.30Duck Die NastyPreloggy
0.261.29Tonto es muy inteligente (reworded by suggestion)BagHead
0.171.29cheers to spearsHouse of Eeyore
-0.791.29Capybaras make excellent pudding.Horselover Fat
-0.041.29it's not the ballet that kills yourictus hep
0.231.29kittens made into mittensThe Light In Chains
-0.261.29Ignore the tiny crop circles in your ciliam_cammarano
0.051.29C-7... Rook to Hairy Bishop...ChickenCow
0.051.29...makes baby Jesus cryTemperance
-0.361.29pulling muscles from MichellePreloggy
0.291.29Meet your own build (revised)BagHead
0.101.29riddle me this, batmanVaca
-0.201.29old gag, new trixThe Light In Chains
-0.081.29A square pig in a round holeBagHead
-0.041.29Antlers in the Treetop, by Hugoo Stamoose.Afgncaap
-0.351.29I wear green on the outside because I feel minty on the insideBernt Pancreas
0.531.29tactile rorschach testBernt Pancreas
0.011.29Favorite mortuaries stop 1: Toledo.Afgncaap
0.241.29The Domin-MatrixMagus
0.381.29tao jonesDeath Goat
-0.061.29Bad Plastic Surgeon? Meet the Botoxic AvengerPreloggy
-0.101.29a medical swab of corn on the cobChickenCow
0.181.29your daily dose of mirth and frivolityPete B
0.411.29The Sound of One Hand Fappingmarkdiscordia
0.021.29wet dreams may comeJoeNotCharles
-0.111.29Mortal WombatInteresting Steve
-0.181.29Must a comic strip have a tagline?Xopher
0.041.29just like a comic strip, but without all the pesky "humor"Pete B
-0.031.29Filling Exuberance with Rich, Creamy OvaltineAfgncaap
0.451.29Follow Your Hartford (2)Hysterical Woman
-0.291.29I'll Procrastinate LaterPreloggy
0.001.29It's not a tumor!markdiscordia
0.191.29For Once - Give Me Completely Hydrogenated Cottonseed OilPreloggy
-0.421.29women are from Venus, men are from barsInteresting Steve
-0.151.29monkey semen key docraeze
-0.251.29fickle pickles tickle testicles (sans typo)craeze
-0.241.29Hooked on Phoenixlordstatik
-0.401.29My Mail Order Bride Plays Chess. She's a Czech MatePreloggy
0.311.29'Scuse me, while I kiss this guySmoothP
0.271.29rest in pissInteresting Steve
-0.591.29your mask, it is evil. your meat, it is red.herpules
-0.791.29Beware, I live!Doc Evil
-0.191.29In Excelsis Dayglo, unlicensed riffThe Hanged Man
-0.101.29I thill have the taste of puce in my mouth. (445 remake)Big Nothing
0.451.29Manga from HeavenInteresting Steve
-0.201.29Inbreeding = Sexual Relations (v.3)Wags
-0.121.29crying into your beer goggles (reducks)Luchog
0.251.29Stool for the MulePreloggy
0.451.29I ain't a ghost of no FreudThe Hanged Man
0.221.28Gremlin Fever! Catch It!Minja
0.021.28Inspected by number 9...number 9...BagHead
0.111.28playboy vs. the gay boygroovintodigweed
0.321.28high-speed disimpactionSoren
-0.431.28burned againcatbear
0.251.28Breaking the law.Gar
-0.051.28shower failureSquad Car
0.161.28The agony and, well, the agonyBagHead
0.241.28the bridgework of miami-dade countyVaca
-0.031.28debits and credits in the ledger of lovegroovintodigweed
0.191.28we're goin' to the yellow brick roadhouseHangdog
0.071.28lemme give this shower thang a shotVaca
0.081.28drinking cider, hidden flagonMingelover
0.171.28a world of pure dimasculationpete
0.161.28a whale is not a fish - it's an insectTom Swift
0.081.28Attr: E-mail doing the roundsThe Light In Chains
-0.101.284 out of 5 wonder why I'm creating my own versionGar
0.251.28the unholy spiritVaca
0.181.28chicken soup for the soullessPete B
-0.171.28tempting fate with delicious chocolatesPete B
-0.051.28wet blanket partyBernt Pancreas
0.011.28a home-grown tasochism mangoVitamin X
-0.301.28Goof Troop in AfghanistanChaff
0.051.28Perpetual Lotion Machinemarkdiscordia
0.061.28Sue Me - I Ain't Deleting!Preloggy
0.321.28the eight track of destinyVaca
0.551.28the expansion and collapse of the accordian empireBernt Pancreas
0.181.28cottage cheese mold antivenomqlewless1
0.301.28A piss and a promiseInteresting Steve
-0.341.28Bringing a part to a harpyInteresting Steve
0.681.28looking forward to that hot steve/tam baby-makin' actionPete B
-0.021.28slings and erosVitamin X
-0.121.28Like diving through a dry inner-tubeCruel_Meta
-0.061.28A Brass Band In A VacuumChris Bourke
-0.121.28erratica, againPete B
-0.311.28the people of a sick, sad world . . . and loving it (6144)Pete B
0.001.28The mosquitoes in your speedoIpso Facto
-0.051.28lost in spaceba (Open 41191)obc_spike
0.111.28just say gnaw (The Neptunes remix f/50 Cent)House of Eeyore
0.141.28I said it once before but it bears re-posting now.Ipso Facto
-0.051.28unexpected expectoration (director's cut)Simian Farmer
0.371.28as rich as croesus, with twice the caloriesanvilingus
-0.431.28ain't no moonshine when she's gone (redo)Captain Annoying
0.041.28Rikki-Tikki-TackyThe Hanged Man
-0.551.28Is a white cocaine user a crack cracker?Wags
0.291.28Dust Bunnies are Low Maintenance PetsWags
-0.881.28lactating milkshakes from the trampolineqlewless1
-0.491.28Stop Staring At My Spice RackWags
0.151.28Storch Song Trilogy (reriff)The Hanged Man
-0.111.27the bastard son of a thousand keanes, rewriteVaca
0.141.27ebony and ironyDevilman
0.301.27That's one large french fryBagHead
0.541.27The Savoury Squeezings of Leftover MeatThe Light In Chains
-0.351.27pop tarts for your blowholePreloggy
0.981.27Stalking the wily memeThe Light In Chains
0.021.27i shot the bluebird of happiness in the assgroovintodigweed
0.071.27doleful doledrums dasterdly deedsPreloggy
0.211.27Slipped DiscworldBernt Pancreas
0.101.27vodka mockingbirdHouse of Eeyore
0.191.27Plump dumplings of moist bedevilmentm_cammarano
-0.271.27curious curio of carnageTemperance
-0.311.27Sippin' on Gin and Juice SoupMinja
-0.151.27you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bisexual made for twoTom Swift
0.191.27knotted dental flossDeath Goat
0.151.27Shower repost to take it off Temp's handsReoer
-0.321.27meat the parentsMingelover
0.321.27a nice pyromantic candlelight dinnerDeath Goat
0.041.27Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor YawnBernt Pancreas
0.541.27pretzel lodgersBernt Pancreas
0.301.27with 27 percent more UrkelBernt Pancreas
0.111.27A Nice PearPreloggy
-0.431.27no cake for the culturedConrad Zaar
0.211.27The Awful Waffle Towards Godmarkdiscordia
-0.411.27Smokey & the Bandit... UnpluggedChickenCow
-0.101.27the comic strip that wants you to put it down and back away, slowlyPete B
0.011.27recursive (adj.) 1. see also: recursiveDeath Goat
0.051.27anthrax sports pagePete B
0.251.27Music for the wilted generationInteresting Steve
0.321.27impeding the flow of conversationVitamin X
0.271.27comedy saltmineVaca
0.041.27Because the night was made for loofahsInteresting Steve
-1.891.27Fall up, go MOOBWasaabi
-0.041.27the foul ball in your nice cold beerDeath Goat
0.551.27canned food drive for the recently canned.lordstatik
-0.181.27paging doctor dubiousVaca
0.031.27pig slop for the dandy fopsChristopher Hart
0.101.27subliterate jests for itinerant guests (4041)The Open Marauder
-0.241.27filibuster for kids: james and the giant speechlordstatik
-0.241.27Pole VoltaireInteresting Steve
0.011.27jungle fever blisterNuke-Marine
-0.121.27The Garden of EdamInteresting Steve
0.131.27video killed the ringo starrCaptain Annoying
-0.671.27daughters of the bolshevik revolutionFlwyd
-0.251.27stone-dulled bris-knife of comedy (v2)Territan
0.211.27Hybrid cars go both waysWags
0.501.27The psychedelic hell of yellow bellsThe Hanged Man
-0.051.27All I Want is Radio Lady GagaPreloggy
-0.081.27a white lie is aversion of the truthOrion Q. Pickletickle
-0.071.27ralph bellamy saluteVitamin X
0.071.26pedestrian at best. version 3.0groovintodigweed
-0.481.26Likee me bikee?ChickenCow
0.311.26fondling foundlingsMingelover
0.321.26testicular fortitude for the dudePreloggy
0.341.26Glengary, Glen CampbellBernt Pancreas
0.311.26speak softly and carry a big bullhornVaca
0.111.26Father knows breasts.Gar
-0.401.26mackin' economicsHipgnosis
0.671.26the cruel crawling foamVaca
0.071.26Plump dumplings of moist bedevilment (rewrite)Soren
-0.421.26irrelevant irreverenceMingelover
0.251.26getting scalped at Custer's last lemonade stand.Rakfink
0.671.26look upon my works and despiseBernt Pancreas
0.221.26annoying anointment (gtd stylee)Bernt Pancreas
0.081.26belle and sebastian bachVaca
0.081.26unlubricated justicePete B
-0.191.26the tao of tom and jerryPete B
0.511.26eye of the tae-bo (cleaned up)Bernt Pancreas
-0.061.26Dr. Bloody DischargeConrad Zaar
0.321.26waging the war on ducksPete B
0.051.26guapo guano from guamBernt Pancreas
-0.061.26pump action pimpTom Swift
0.271.26The sanguineous fluid flowing through the veins of humorJmillius
0.211.26Translucent donkeys are glassy assesJmillius
-0.301.26The comic that remakes fluffy bunniesAfgncaap
0.221.26The impotence of being ErnestInteresting Steve
-0.171.26hamsters for hipstersPete B
-0.231.26Grit in the vaseline - Arizona's curseInteresting Steve
0.811.26tingleberry tackle boxAndrew K Suber
-0.321.26Young Dan, or Extenuating Circumstances - Take 2Xopher
-0.441.26Insane Clown PussyPreloggy
0.141.26The Rhino in your LinoInteresting Steve
-0.031.26Yo! Uninteresting Oxymorons Inspire Edifying AxiomsAfgncaap
0.471.26madrigal stonesInteresting Steve
0.731.26Cthulhu's table linen (My Open#44645)Wolfrick
-0.161.26deadly evil death commando of destruction and death (4482)The Open Marauder
0.201.26in the carpool lane on the gastric bypassDeath Goat
0.201.26the headache in your eyeChristopher Hart
0.171.26the cider house r00lz!!1!!!11!Captain Annoying
-0.241.26a face only a motherfucker could love (2nd ed.)Captain Annoying
-0.851.26Zing! Zing! Went the Strings of My Bladder!norbizness
0.261.26Bum and Raisin? I scream!therandomthink
-0.301.26My P's and Q's Don't MindPreloggy
-0.191.26The comic that destroys peaceAfgncaap
0.421.26internet philosophy: why-fipoe117
0.121.25gullible vegan brand beef jerkySquad Car
0.541.25exhibiting frustration towards one crustaceanRakfink
-0.121.25flowers for algebraPreloggy
0.681.25Crackuccino offers lifeline for caffeine intolerantThe Light In Chains
0.291.25Flurries of FlatulenceNightengail
0.081.25There's a revised pantoum in your sestinaBagHead
0.101.25regarding a joke that will never have the right punchline.groovintodigweed
0.151.25Questions? Call 1-800-733-6328.Death Goat
-0.301.25the one where Tom fixes the punctuationTom Swift
0.271.25Give That Pope a Mullet, 1Jamie
0.011.25Leggo my purse! (nepalese yak edition)Death Goat
-0.241.25Chang & Eng & Edith & ArchieJamie
0.401.25david bowie knifeGar
0.051.25rage against mister cleanBernt Pancreas
-0.061.25the baby in the bathwaterVaca
-0.081.25putting the "fun" in "unfunny" (grammar check)Vaca
-0.381.25Nuzzling the nubile nape of notorietyInteresting Steve
0.241.25this little lighted mimeJoeNotCharles
0.071.25Rumsfeld and Coke with a twist of GarGar
-0.011.25Location, dislocation, locationInteresting Steve
-0.251.25Limbaugh - What a Rush!Preloggy
0.461.25hillbilly's souffleVaca
-0.441.25George W. Bush: Never send a pretzel to do a man's job.JohntheAuthor
-0.041.25driving miss buttersworthlordstatik
-0.221.25The Ides of March MadnessThe Hanged Man
0.351.25Incontinental DriftInteresting Steve
0.321.25femoral imperative (open #111031)KillingAllTheFlies
0.231.25the withheld wages of sinTorgo
-0.051.25Buy CuriousPreloggy
-1.741.25long live laryngitis bongthegong
-0.701.24like his grandfather before him, only with a bigger arrest recordCrisper Than Thou
-0.201.24helter skeletorherpules
-0.411.24mas macho que donutsrictus hep
-0.191.24it's all downhill from hereVaca
-0.411.24Inna gotta la vita locaHorselover Fat
-0.281.24Thanks and SpanksChickenCow
0.451.24Razing AlabamaThe Light In Chains
-0.111.24This is NOT funny!Afgncaap
-0.201.24anoraknophobia diagnosisTemperance
0.301.24yuletide yamsDr. Roliman
0.131.24Do not look directly at the funny.Reverend Toast
-0.101.24stained and deliveredMingelover
0.201.24it was the best of show, it was the wurst of bratBernt Pancreas
0.731.24in home trial by jurySquad Car
-0.091.24Attribution: open 20283Bernt Pancreas
0.091.24where the rules are made up and the electoral votes don't matterPete B
0.071.24+5 for knowing where voter livesPete B
-0.471.24sign the petition; put Bug-Eyed Earl on Survivor, now! (corrected)Pete B
0.211.24My name is ozzy osbourne, king of kingsBagHead
-0.141.24Prioritizing My Top Ten ListPreloggy
-0.331.24Duct tape and tinted window specialtodcra
0.411.24Rainbow BlightSquad Car
-0.061.24Open Edit 29514: The Scent of Burning Turkey on Thanksgiving MorningThe Light In Chains
-0.441.24phillip glass half emptyThe Light In Chains
0.151.24too hot for tahiti trot (from Open)Death Goat
-0.161.24Sugar Plums and Groping BumsChickenCow
-0.041.24Forum Swipe: Dennis Conroy's "Turmoil at the Turnip Factory"todcra
0.541.24The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Poached Againtodcra
0.341.24serving the cat a bowl of shredded tweet (Open 32142)Death Goat
-0.351.24Old school tae boThe Light In Chains
-0.061.24Hail to the Petey!Afgncaap
0.051.24I know right where you can stick that "disappearing fence", buddyPete B
-0.021.24a cabinet of duncesVaca
0.261.24murder on the marrakesh expresspoe117
0.161.24You don't say...Wags
-0.321.24If at First You Don't Suck Seed, You'll Make A Lousy HookerPreloggy
-0.151.24jehovah's witness protection programChris Bourke
0.731.24RU486: the get smart drugSquad Car
0.171.24the comic that wants neo to throw the oracle into mount doom (2)Pete B
-0.191.24whither hur hur?Bernt Pancreas
-0.171.24Savant a-go-goThe Hanged Man
0.541.24Fruit of the Luminescent Fugus (redo)Valseregwen
0.701.24get your goat, you've pulledInteresting Steve
0.111.24invisible worm that needs to get sober (6030)The Open Marauder
0.141.24spoon feverlordstatik
0.371.24The gnome is named Tony LonelyheartsBagHead
0.211.24the origin of fecesCaptain Annoying
-0.071.24rock out with your cop-outDeath Goat
0.231.24penthouse magazine's annual scratch and sniff editionNuke-Marine
-0.131.23Parasites beats two pairPreloggy
0.051.23The sound of one hand slapping.Gospog
0.161.23Redone skidmarks on the kitchen floorBagHead
0.171.23It's a long way home.Gar
0.421.23crankase full of sheep dipPreloggy
-0.021.23U2 can be annoyingPreloggy
-0.501.23e pluribus eunichPreloggy
0.281.23my kingdom for a couple bucksVaca
0.111.23a little sumpin' sump pumpBernt Pancreas
0.691.233600 seconds in an hour (old Open)Reoer
0.091.23burn baby burn (in my disco inferno)Vaca
0.611.23am I the only one who notices Dan's nametag is backwards?Pete B
-0.141.23The Petey goes marching over the hill, hurrah!Afgncaap
0.121.23requium for the treated and releasedPete B
0.471.23adjacent to your complete breakfastFlwyd
0.191.23tune in next week for tiny elvis in your pelvis or paradox lostbongthegong
0.151.23Singing Sopranos in the Vienna Boys Choir (without the gannet)Nildo Crapo
0.581.23lopsided laughter lozenges (attribution: Emo)Death Goat
-0.071.23cherry flavored arsenicbongthegong
0.131.23Deadman don't wear khakiThe Hanged Man
0.051.23Famous last nerds (tweaked)Interesting Steve
0.091.23And figs might ply!Interesting Steve
0.611.23You Say Goodbye, and I say Oh Hell!Preloggy
0.081.23Do rich men get piles of gold?Interesting Steve
0.041.23Making a Colin Mochrie of the Whole ThingHysterical Woman
-0.291.23putting the typo in typogrifeeNuke-Marine
-0.071.23there comes a time in everyman's life when he must dieNuke-Marine
-0.351.23diet pills for starving childrenNuke-Marine
0.031.23Orville and DeanInteresting Steve
0.601.23mesh ball mess hall (open 44926)lordstatik
0.031.23Scat Man for OthersPreloggy
-0.251.23enya faceBernt Pancreas
-0.341.23subtle as a fart in a bathtubNuke-Marine
-0.051.23Turtles all the way downSmoothP
-0.211.23The weather is here, wish you were beautifulWags
0.611.23Narco PoloThe Hanged Man
-0.741.22you've got a lot to learn about rock 'n rolllibertine
0.221.22speed bumps in your underwearPreloggy
-0.481.22Toasted Cheesehead SandwichThe Light In Chains
0.361.22born to run in terrorVaca
0.151.22everytime a bell rings, somebody gives me a 3scullyman5000
-0.241.22itchy fingers on the goPreloggy
0.471.22SUV RadiationThe Light In Chains
0.711.22Best weed in the shireBagHead
0.321.22Stripey pygmy zebra molluscsBagHead
0.261.22fry the fanny for your nannyPreloggy
0.111.22dare to be diffidentVaca
-0.261.22the comic that understands "clever oxymoron" is an oxymoronPete B
0.221.22sub-standard deviation (take 2)Pete B
0.091.22Jurassic park 4: in spaceBagHead
0.101.22the spellchecked comic for farklemtomaniacsBernt Pancreas
-0.061.22The fearsome scream of the mountain loinBagHead
0.201.22Open Repost 2: Erskine Bowling for Dollarsmarkdiscordia
-0.301.22Tripping the Tripwire FantasticTamlan
0.071.22Meet the last of the Petey tagsAfgncaap -- it didn't crash, proving there is no godPete B
-0.131.22That annoying inability to create a clever taglineThe Hanged Man
0.191.22Bus despot (The American way)Interesting Steve
-0.331.22Hong Kong is for HonkeysB. Butros Ghali
-0.661.22Public Urination--2nd OffenseXopher
0.371.22the horse flop on your laptopPete B
-0.161.22frozen custard's last standZeener Diode
-0.281.22what kind of kids eat armour plating?Zeener Diode
0.161.22Ass mark nineInteresting Steve
-0.361.22nigh-on cast ironChris Bourke
-0.061.22accidental NeroInteresting Steve
-0.151.22floss for your other cavities (redux; original concept)Wolfrick
0.341.22hernia rose I bring youInteresting Steve
0.171.22Smite! (904)The Open Marauder
0.071.22caress of heelBernt Pancreas
0.681.22laxative chocolates for compulsive eaterstherandomthink
0.071.22Scarab uprisingShlomotheGreat
0.171.22diagnostic: live atheisticcraeze
0.511.22Sickle Cell Anemia ElmoPreloggy
-0.291.22maverick spray that's getting away (remix)Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.201.22Diddler On the RoofPreloggy
-0.321.22mock war in the sock drawerVitamin X
-0.201.21blasting cap on the un-funny bombgroovintodigweed
0.091.21on-going bongo-ingHangdog
0.461.21Raiders of the lost arkansas (open 12017)BagHead
0.771.21blocking insanity as your mind looks for an open receiverVaca
0.091.21inexpensive soy extender from s. koreaPreloggy
0.281.21No rest for the Denis Leary (by suggestion)Bernt Pancreas
0.121.21Penguins rolling off the precipice (Once more with feeling)Politas
-0.301.21big man on compassPreloggy
0.641.21Fighting the prophylaxis powersm_cammarano
0.251.21the secret gordonThe Light In Chains
-0.151.21Build your own damn meatBagHead
-3.241.21whoooooReverend Toast
0.141.21Trojan WhoresDeath Goat
0.371.21It's an office in a submarine (Open 15133)BagHead
-0.311.21filligree for your fricaseeJamie
-0.251.21poaching from "Go Die" one last timePete B
0.351.21100 Million to Make Pluto Nash. 4.3 Million Return. There Goes My 401Preloggy
-0.071.21taking out the rash (with a knife)bongthegong
-0.241.21your comedy epiduralVaca
0.401.21Cien anos de soledadStikyIcky
-0.321.21Oxycontin moronBallpein
0.401.21At the Chinese cooking school, everyone has beginner's duckravgames
-0.221.21a large order of macho ballsJoeNotCharles
-0.601.21killing you softly (no song neccesary)Vaca
0.071.21the googol dolls (edited)poe117
0.301.21bicycle shorts for your genital warts (my open 36763)Deadbeef
0.081.21batmantra returnspoe117
-0.061.21Like Selling Freedom Fries To The French (MMD re-write)Chris Bourke
-0.241.21Mile wide club - Grab a fattyInteresting Steve
-0.161.21The Other Red MeatXopher
-0.131.21Free little pigsInteresting Steve
-0.241.21Flouride in Your Cavity SearchPreloggy
-0.111.21one-armed ass banditNuke-Marine
0.081.21now I'm a bereaverInteresting Steve
-0.171.21last stop on the funk trainlordstatik
-0.351.21Jimmy Cracked Corn and I Don't Have MedicarePreloggy
-0.381.21Crazy for ewe (my take on 7248, with permission)Interesting Steve
-0.131.21Occam's ErasureInteresting Steve
0.141.21Mano a MonoThe Hanged Man
-0.401.21Like viagra for floppy disks (v. 2)Wags
-0.161.21Trainwreck on a one-track mindWags
-0.361.21Mother's Little WhelperPreloggy
-0.491.21Tropic of Prostate CancerPreloggy
0.681.21That distinctive yip of feral poodlesThe Hanged Man
-0.031.21Riffin' a Platypussy (I only take credit for Johnny's last dialogue)The Hanged Man
-0.091.21Climate Gated Community (my take)Preloggy
0.451.20OpenRMCS #4641Soren
-0.371.20ho ho ho, green giantChickenCow
-0.021.20The silence of the lamb chopsHorselover Fat
0.591.20and you're gonna float there and like itherpules
0.581.20Verbal punching bag.Gar
-0.431.20the silence will destroy you....loudly.Hipgnosis
0.451.20oh my god, it's full of porn stars (with clown)Bernt Pancreas
0.441.20Tequila Mockingbird (Vorro's going to hell Remix)Vorro
0.081.20the wages of sin are $5 an hour plus tipsTom Swift
0.221.20writing a wrongMingelover
0.281.20the comic equivalent of a cherry bomb taped to your foreheadBernt Pancreas
0.081.20jokes that inbreedMingelover
0.511.20lincoln logs for stinkin' hogsBernt Pancreas
0.211.20iron cross buns of steelBernt Pancreas
0.051.20The Gay Logician Was An Expert In Analogymarkdiscordia
0.141.2098% substance free (post crash repost)Interesting Steve
-0.011.20Pubic enemy number oneInteresting Steve
-0.151.20Rembrandts keep falling on my headInteresting Steve
0.211.20i have no tag -- i just like saying "naughty dead clown"Pete B
0.181.20Why do turds suddenly appear?Interesting Steve
0.641.20stained sheet lightning (open 41642)craeze
0.081.20bicycle inner-tube patch recycler (my Open #44810)Wolfrick
-0.151.20Tee Ti To Tums, I smell the blood of BrahminCruel_Meta
-0.181.20Apache Fog (revised a la cm)The Hanged Man
0.351.20rage against the beguine, take 2Captain Annoying
-0.031.20me and julio down by the graveyardCaptain Annoying
-0.161.20Semi-colonoscopyThe Hanged Man
-0.021.20Handicapped People's Excuses are LamePreloggy
0.341.19Tequila MockingbirdTom Swift
-0.141.19fatback to the futureBernt Pancreas
0.331.19we all live in a yellow sub's latrinegroovintodigweed
-0.121.19beat your own meatTom Swift
0.311.19I remember dioramaBernt Pancreas
0.141.19she swiped the peace pipeReoer
0.231.19three dog fight (edit)Vaca
-0.421.19Nigh on wan JuanThe Light In Chains
0.171.19faust come, faust servedNightengail
0.151.19Blackjack night at the S & M parlorNildo Crapo
-0.131.19Red Meat Survivior - Just Vote Me Off the Web Site!Preloggy
0.021.19burlap dance 3: rise of the burlap machines (orig: 5653)Pete B
0.101.19Drawing circles with an Etch-a-Sketch (refurbished)Xopher
-0.271.19The Artist Formerly KnownChris Bourke
-0.121.19sweating bullets, dropping bombsAfgncaap
0.571.19yeast inflectionInteresting Steve
-0.191.19George Bush and the Blair Bitch ProjectPreloggy
-0.331.19mugged with a coffee cupbongthegong
-0.141.19teflon coated cornflakeslordstatik
0.201.19who wants to swallow a millipedeBernt Pancreas
0.101.19the bloated corpse of humorChristopher Hart
0.281.19the ozone flayerInteresting Steve
-0.041.19billy barty pity partyVitamin X
-0.191.18stained presidential cabinetPreloggy
0.071.18toluene in your fog machinetwin4fifteez
0.051.18Oysters on the Open RangeSoren
-0.091.18wholly cowEnriquez
0.601.18toasting a toad's turdsgroovintodigweed
0.341.18all agog over leapfrog againBernt Pancreas
0.031.18voodoo practitioners make for good pin doctorsHouse of Eeyore
0.641.18dog day after dinner mintsBernt Pancreas
0.641.18who run bartertown?Bernt Pancreas
-0.021.18gazing into the void and laughingVaca
0.481.18insane squirrels with gaping chest woundsJmillius
-0.011.18Remix: Voodoo ChilliJmillius
0.911.18subterranean homesick blues cluesSquad Car
-0.141.18Cowpox for your Salted LoxStikyIcky
-0.111.18Gimme Gimme Gimme Gimme Petey Tonight!Afgncaap
0.301.18Werewolves Of Hoboken 2scullyman5000
-0.151.18put your hand in the fan of the man that passes waterBernt Pancreas
-0.041.18You know, frederic fucking chopinBagHead
0.551.18winter hookers are snow blowersDeath Goat
-0.261.18earworm slipped off the hook (redux)Christopher Lyons
0.011.18bitters for the bitterXopher
0.181.18Scarab MousseCruel_Meta
0.161.18Everyone's a weiner, babyInteresting Steve
0.081.18Job deities include walking the godBagHead
0.251.18Animal of the CarnivalsInteresting Steve
-0.151.18Spice Up Your Love Life by Fishing for CondimentsPreloggy
0.181.18catastrophic damage to the dainty cabbagesHouse of Eeyore
-0.161.18Hey now, you're a porn starNuke-Marine
-0.121.18partying on the yard-armJoeNotCharles
0.041.18Climate Controlled Substance (another attempt)The Light In Chains
0.081.18Win in Iraq or We Won't Get Fueled AgainPreloggy
-0.311.18a Blain in the glassbocus mucus suc us!!!!!
0.841.18Top Contender For Front Ender Fender Bender (54702)The Open Marauder
0.481.18lying on a bed of pudding skinsCruel_Meta
-0.101.18do let the wogs outCruel_Meta
0.061.18The tamandua invading your ant farmThe Hanged Man
-0.171.18Something sour in your succulentsACog
0.581.18Sic semper tyrannosaurusBagHead
-0.211.18Spot the diffidenceInteresting Steve
-0.221.18Hitchhikers guide to the Gastric BypassStonent
0.281.18Life's bitch pageantInteresting Steve
0.041.18Ain't no holodeck girlThe Hanged Man
0.311.18Salt in the wombThe Light In Chains
0.091.18Hetero Toilets are Straight FlushesPreloggy
-0.201.18You Can Call Me Al QaedaPreloggy
-0.281.18Fudging the PackersPreloggy
-0.011.17Earl had to die.Gar
0.671.17make mine minkGar
-0.161.17farts of naturehappyboy
0.161.17a pound of fleshVaca
0.361.17Zoot suit scoot boogieBagHead
-0.241.17West of the tacosThe Light In Chains
-0.221.1764 slices of american pieBagHead
0.011.17getting jiggy with cousin itHipgnosis
0.771.17livin' la vida lo-calRakfink
0.151.17plop, plop, fizz, whizPreloggy
0.601.17helicopter bungee jumping (remade Open 104)Temperance
0.461.17rock over london, rock on chicagoVaca
-0.161.17trickle-down urinomicsVaca
0.391.17Modifying the herbCameron
0.021.17pizza with everything, no bon jovi please (2nd helping)Bernt Pancreas
0.261.17custard filled pinataNightengail
0.831.1750 credit hours in collageBagHead
0.541.17don't fear the reeperbahnBernt Pancreas
0.151.17as topical as today's ointmentBernt Pancreas
0.411.17Giving Out Sausages for Halloween is Not KosherPreloggy
0.081.17going off half-baked (MY open 25623)Bernt Pancreas
0.151.17One Hits the Boy WonderPreloggy
-0.021.17getting strange blisters from your redneck sistersbongthegong
0.101.17it's like when you think you have to pass gas, but you're wrongPete B
-0.261.17downgraded to "axis of complete jerks"Pete B
0.141.17somewhere over the oxbow incidentBernt Pancreas
0.391.17not so much bad taste as no taste at allPete B
-0.201.17Why bother when the pub is open?Interesting Steve
0.041.17inference is blisspoe117
0.161.17a match made in heckLuchog
-0.191.17As shiny as a nuclear goldfish [redux]Cruel_Meta
-0.041.17Warships of Saints (2)Hysterical Woman
-0.601.17sicker than your averageChris Bourke
0.301.17drag queen of diamondscraeze
0.051.17Ah! Bidets are here againInteresting Steve
-0.131.17how's your sister? can I put my fern in her smock?Bernt Pancreas
-0.081.17hung like a jewish carpenter (without the body piercings)Nuke-Marine
0.241.17black elvis vs. mothraDeath Goat
-0.091.17employee picnic at the waste-treatment plantValseregwen
-0.371.1720th Century Oswalds (Open: 64371)Rowdy Theologian
0.081.17stretch lance armstrongbongthegong
0.131.17Livin' La Gadda da Vida Locaopus
0.801.17Suicide Jumpers Leave a Lasting ImpressionPreloggy
0.081.17the clapper for your crapperVitamin X
0.121.172007 gargling world championshipstherandomthink
-0.171.17maniacal moans from the morgue (21750; VX)The Open Marauder
-0.111.17No Pussy for Old MenPreloggy
0.301.16comes in your mouth, not in your handsVaca
-0.141.16knee-jerk chemical reactionChickenCow
0.401.16wyatt earp'ed in the saddle againTemperance
-0.131.16i immune gen, an a loose yaMingelover
0.211.16chocolate covered ant hillgroovintodigweed
0.371.16Messily we masticateBagHead
0.071.16a run in your stalkingBernt Pancreas
0.191.16flight 77 begins its final reproachDeath Goat
0.681.16premoistened pantsBernt Pancreas
0.571.16myanmar shaveBernt Pancreas
0.081.16heavy petting zooVaca
0.121.16Swimmin' with Bow-legged WomenPreloggy
0.171.16dwarf tossing for fun and profit (revised)Death Goat
0.061.16nothin' that a hot mocha enema couldn't fix (PG version)Death Goat
0.671.16overexposed underwireChristopher Hart
0.011.16life is just a bowl of cherry bombs (v. 2.1)Torgo
0.191.16a humorous salve for your genital dandruffVaca
-0.251.16Hereditary Fructose IntoleranceDevolution
0.201.16Left handed braille pornographyInteresting Steve
-0.111.16food stamp actVaca
0.421.16Bon Aniversaire au Vous! (my open #42191)Nuke-Marine
-0.311.16my brown-eyed girlcraeze
-0.031.16Brought to you by 2 doses of Vicks NyQuilVorro
-0.181.16how much is that doggie on the griddle (with a nod to DG)Zeener Diode
-0.011.16litter swill to wallowBernt Pancreas
-0.281.16 reductio ad absurdum ad absurdumCruel_Meta
-0.391.16If you've got the clap and you know it...Valseregwen
-0.281.16Romulus and RemixInteresting Steve
-0.331.16slippery when wet dreamsNuke-Marine
0.001.16cincinnati alfredokohne
-0.191.16drowning in an empty bucketTorgo
0.171.16pocket full of crap tonightCaptain Annoying
0.431.16Parting ShotWags
-0.341.16Performing the Heimlich on Choking ChickensPreloggy
0.121.1690 percent of everything is lovelyBagHead
-0.581.16The Varnished Sages of WinMagus
0.071.16the stiff that stunk the stinky fingerherpules
0.521.15delusions of adequacyVaca
-0.381.15converting to the preachedPreloggy
0.351.15empty gravy boatsPreloggy
-0.191.15darryl licked the derelictsHouse of Eeyore
0.281.15Peon, Piaf- The Peer!Bernt Pancreas
0.001.15Bar Stool SampleThe Light In Chains
0.721.15Blame it on the boogeymanThe Light In Chains
-0.041.15the white elephant of comedyVaca
0.121.15Hungry hungry hippies (REVISED)BagHead
0.191.15First round draft pick for world war 3BagHead
0.361.15here's looking at you, KITTVaca
-0.451.15moo-ve alongVaca
0.051.15Jack Palance Palace: accentless version.Afgncaap
0.281.15comedy from beyondVaca
-0.081.15paper macheteMingelover
0.141.15a cry for attentionVaca
0.471.15mayonaise-filled pinataBernt Pancreas
-0.051.15hazmat in your morning news (cyanide remix)Flwyd
0.401.15synapse firing squadFlwyd
-0.031.15Starts to work on contactChickenCow
0.261.15varnish -- the other white meat (v. 1.1)Pete B
-0.381.15Have a nagilaB. Butros Ghali
-0.321.15raining whippets on your weekend weddingDeath Goat
0.241.15open bar exampoe117
-0.241.15roll the koansDeadbeef
-0.121.15Loose lips are losing the dripsStonent
0.521.15He Murdered Her for Her Bad Breath - Hence the Scopes TrialPreloggy
0.231.15Wouldn't you like to be a heifer, part two?Ipso Facto
0.051.15Just Say Gnaw.zenmaster
-0.151.15Playing With the Dead Man's BallsPreloggy
-0.591.15The way to a man's fart is through his stomachInteresting Steve
-0.011.15don't fall out with a nuclear familyChris Bourke
0.261.15clitoral damageMingelover
-0.321.15don't feed the furries (thanksgiving remix)Pete B
-0.201.15nibbled to death by cats (thanx 2 Russetfox)Nuke-Marine
-0.121.15the mortar the merrierlordstatik
-0.051.15Johnny Thunder RoadThe Hanged Man
0.231.15woolskin meatloaf bat (attribution: Jay London)Death Goat
-0.221.15Sigourney Dream WeaverPreloggy
-0.331.15soporific exhalationAfgncaap
0.061.15Clan of the Care BearsThe Hanged Man
0.071.15All men by nature desire to, no?The Hanged Man
-0.271.15Veni V.D. ViciInteresting Steve
0.061.15I Gave at the OraficePreloggy
-0.051.15a tough ho' to roeTerritan
-0.281.15Transexuals are a Genital AssemblyPreloggy
0.671.15speed bump in the parking lot of your mindopus
-0.541.15Swait and BitchThe Light In Chains
-0.151.15A Bout de Souffle is AsthmaticPreloggy
-0.051.15Find Me an Idiot Who Doesn't BlitherPreloggy
-0.281.15Is There A Doctor in the House of Pancakes?Preloggy
0.581.15I'm Following Tweety BirdPreloggy
0.911.15The Habbit: High and Back AgainThe Light In Chains
0.401.14Hairway to Steven (used without permission)Preloggy
0.181.14Atomically correctBagHead
0.061.14alas, babblezenmaster
0.431.14gizzards, gadzooks and gadfliesPreloggy
-0.031.14a pot of lips nowPreloggy
0.361.14Castor oil in your master coil (rewrite)The Light In Chains
0.681.14plaster disasterVaca
0.071.14Geek grrls make fun of my floppy diskm_cammarano
0.521.14your reptilian ancestor, editVaca
0.081.14Damn her lewd minks (open 15085)BagHead
0.471.14testicles swollen with prideBernt Pancreas
0.171.14The rise and fall of third bassBagHead
-0.051.14Glassy McJaggedshard's Candy Factorymarkdiscordia
-0.421.14Ray Charles in ChargeFlwyd
-0.221.14theory of the leisure-suit classTorgo
0.251.14Mississippi gurningInteresting Steve
0.411.14Red, White and Blue CrossThe Hanged Man
-0.171.14a man, a plan, a canneloni (revised)Jamie
0.401.14Colonic immigrationInteresting Steve
0.271.14Interesting Steve
-0.101.14Low man on the scrotum pole.Stonent
-0.231.14The 64,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lire questionInteresting Steve
-0.231.14sniffing glue with a broken noseChris Bourke
0.571.14those who live in glass palaces shouldn't stow thronescraeze
0.151.14Papa's got a brand new colostomy bagInteresting Steve
0.061.14doodlebugs in your dahliasShlomotheGreat
-0.071.14leaking silicone prostate implantShlomotheGreat
0.131.14just like thatTom Swift
0.351.14Origin of the Spices (unlicensed riff)The Hanged Man
-0.831.14No shoes, no shirt, no cervixStonent
-0.131.13my eyes! the goggles, they do nothing!ChickenCow
-0.101.13It's not the meat, it's the humidity.Gospog
0.301.13christmas evilMingelover
0.451.13milkwalking the green mileBernt Pancreas
0.411.13the keg and iCameron
-0.081.13harry potter and the anal intruderVaca
-0.011.13dude, let's get a band together (rewrite)Vaca
-0.031.13wankers of the world, unite!Pete B
0.401.13The slimy trail of snail mailJmillius
0.531.13Down-lined flak jacketsJmillius
0.301.13sara bellum's logicBallpein
-0.071.13the red pillChristopher Lyons
0.041.13Logical Phallusmarkdiscordia
-0.411.13Campaign to legalise GomorrahyInteresting Steve
-0.051.13the final dream of jean poutine (fixed)Torgo
0.471.13Turpentine in the Altar WineIpso Facto
0.241.13shirt, black, and strides (finally)craeze
0.021.13lymphy, the little monorail with mononucleosis(45444)Bernt Pancreas
0.461.13random votes for hall and oatescraeze
0.281.13the musty smell of forgotten bolognaChristopher Hart
-0.251.13a partial eclipse of the livercraeze
0.341.13sweet pluot gravy (#66890)kohne
-0.691.13Irritable Bowl SyndromeThe Light In Chains
0.001.13floundering in flaccid folds of fripperyTerritan
-0.071.13Poison Ivy LeaguePreloggy
-0.121.12Civilization and its malcontentsBagHead
-0.031.12Torpedos in SpeedosRakfink
0.481.12kappa cow gang-purgetwin4fifteez
0.831.12ending your banging with a whimperBernt Pancreas
-0.091.12TV be thy GuidePreloggy
0.101.12camels that love to humpgroovintodigweed
0.261.12Glass and StealGar
0.241.12my beer gets more head than i doTemperance
0.031.12tips for teensPreloggy
0.111.12ecce homogenous (wrong bark right tree)Vaca
0.271.12pickled midgets campaigning for tooth carePreloggy
0.271.12flower children in hardcore bee flicks (contest)Temperance
0.351.12Baby baboon meets his dream girl (REVISED)BagHead
-0.391.12-1 for unoriginal taglineKodiak
0.291.12if funny is power, then a slave am IBernt Pancreas
0.091.12eat your meals with your toesmoby
0.181.12springheel jack of all tradesBernt Pancreas
0.261.12spaceman spliffSquad Car
0.371.12Tales from the crips: Edited Open 23743The Light In Chains
0.401.12backbeats for your sweetmeatsThe Light In Chains
0.161.12454 Grams of Fleshmarkdiscordia
-0.521.12warning: may contain humor-like substancePete B
0.251.12Silly Gentile! Lox is for Yids!poe117
-0.021.12Pissing on your typo-free compost heapInteresting Steve
0.191.12the vigilantes in your pantiesPete B
0.251.12three cheers for drunken leers (my open 36761)Deadbeef
0.071.12born to be mild, with a tangy mustard aftertasteGar
-0.281.12Today is the feast day of Christina the AstonishingInteresting Steve
-0.201.12Fellatio sucks, anthropophagy chewsInteresting Steve
0.711.12This Low-Balling's A-SnowballingChris Bourke
-0.251.12It's my birthday and I'll post if I want toChris Bourke
0.061.12Theological viagra: preventing omnimpotenceInteresting Steve
0.351.12I like my red meat clean (rated pg for penile grating)Nuke-Marine
-0.271.12Same strip, different Doris DayNuke-Marine
-0.101.12Warhammer dulcimerInteresting Steve
0.391.12tofu soylent greenbongthegong
-0.121.12The way to a man's heart is through a gap in the ribcageNuke-Marine
0.171.12open45508: ed burns when I pee (yes it's mine)Bernt Pancreas
-0.251.12ashes to ashes, meat to meatTemperance
0.721.12Nelson MandolaInteresting Steve
-0.161.12The Prisoner of Ass-KABLAM!ChickenCow
0.511.12Baseballs in your UnderallsSoren
-0.341.12your own personal jeebusCaptain Annoying
-0.491.12Greasy Grimy Golfer Guts (edited)PianoDemon
0.041.12stupor trooperspoe117
-0.111.12The Pillsbury Kama SutraMagus
-0.231.12Removing Your AlgebraPreloggy
0.241.12If I said you had a beautiful body would you dig it up and move it?The Light In Chains
-0.101.12Diddler on the Roofie (remixed without permission)poe117
-0.151.12Cult of WessonalityPreloggy
-0.651.12bloddy birdbath of babylon bongthegong
0.411.11more peeps humor (I use the term loosely)ChickenCow
0.071.11rolling down the river of blood IIVaca
0.051.11Chattanooga cheshire chimichangaBagHead
0.061.11legions of 'wegians from the boreal regionsHangdog
0.351.11short stack of sorrowcakesHouse of Eeyore
-0.211.11Bring me my circumsicsion saw Pt 1Pirate
0.131.11my yo-yo could write a better comicTemperance
-0.381.11Peta Pita Pitter PatterHipgnosis
-0.061.11truman capote's a human coyoteHangdog
-0.031.11oakenfold origamigroovintodigweed
0.431.11Spanking the baboon's bottomBagHead
0.191.11A mongoose on the backsideBagHead
0.251.11this comic will look real good after four beersDeath Goat
0.641.11a first comic for the second timeConrad Zaar
0.351.11Low-celestial spreadThe Light In Chains
0.111.11artery partyBallpein
-0.171.11the very last burned hat of the day evertodcra
0.471.11My open audition 34... now lost forever (Originally posted by BP)Interesting Steve
-0.491.11Well hung, overdrawn and quarter-pounderedInteresting Steve
-0.221.11mung like a horsebongthegong
-0.251.11s and m & m'sbongthegong
0.091.11Cyanide in your AstroglideStonent
-0.011.11donkey punch'n judy (the multi-cultural tag)Nuke-Marine
0.301.11ACME Nooses: Good to the last dropNuke-Marine
-0.191.11I eat my peace with honorThe Hanged Man
0.351.11two-story oedipal complex for rentNuke-Marine
-0.031.11pass kentucky on the left-hand sideNuke-Marine
-0.201.11the only prescription is more cow ballslordstatik
0.011.11Remember the Alimonyopus
-0.191.11i've got you under my schwinnCaptain Annoying
0.651.11tainted with oilZeener Diode
-0.221.11More No-Shows than a Death Row Reunion Party (final cut)Wags
0.301.11the whiny creep in the briny deepTerritan
-0.171.11Beating the MeetingPreloggy
0.371.11Girls Gone Wild at HeartPreloggy
-0.681.11sniffing the stinky fingerNuke-Marine
-0.021.11misery loves chachiVitamin X
0.341.11Gets the Hose AgainPreloggy
0.001.10the pause that refreshesschizoguy
-0.111.10requiescat in pace carThe Light In Chains
0.181.10itchy tush, smelly fingersPreloggy
0.311.10Jorge Luis of Borg (new and improved)Magus
0.321.10Vague in the HagueThe Light In Chains
0.171.10Hex bin laden editor (non pirated edition)Bernt Pancreas
0.271.10may we do with?Andrew K Suber
0.321.10Stuck in a runaway grocery cartBagHead
0.351.10this comic is to funny like Ike Turner is to caringgroovintodigweed
0.461.10roving blood bank ATMPete B
0.111.10mr. mxyzptlk gets diagnosed with dyslexiaBernt Pancreas
-0.121.10Spellcheck (spellchecked)Nildo Crapo
-0.041.10Putting the hair in "harrowing"Irving
0.511.10winken, blinken, and nod: achetypal junkies(open 25615)Bernt Pancreas
0.961.10frogs in my clogsMingelover
-0.631.10reworked and returnedReoer
0.061.10tastes just like hobbitPete B
0.401.10someday, you'll look back on this and laugh. or weep bitterly.Pete B
-0.431.10A lass; poor Yorick!Interesting Steve
0.021.10The sty's the limitInteresting Steve
-0.111.10I Think I've Blissed My PantsChris Bourke
0.321.10An oldie but goody two-shoe.Nuke-Marine
0.101.10service with a simileInteresting Steve
0.141.10ernest goes to hellbongthegong
0.001.10BASIC instinct (post crash repost)Interesting Steve
-0.261.10whatever bloats your floatInteresting Steve
-0.201.10his and hearseInteresting Steve
0.351.10Sing a song of sixpence, Sucka!ShlomotheGreat
-0.431.10Manatee FairInteresting Steve
0.951.10Unidentified crying objectACog
-0.221.10Khartoum NetworkInteresting Steve
0.211.10Vlad the ImpalaInteresting Steve
0.591.10coupons in the collection platelordstatik
0.141.10a funnel thing happend on the way to the trailer parkDeath Goat
0.011.10The Outer LimpitsInteresting Steve
-0.161.10I'd Give an Arm and a Leg to Be a ParaplegicPreloggy
-0.041.10Carpools Cause Flooded Engines (v.2)Wags
0.251.10in lieu of sleep, write comicsVitamin X
0.281.09The milk of human blindnessThe Light In Chains
0.011.09bunt with your c*ntChickenCow
0.061.09California brown-out rollsSquad Car
0.281.09evil to the corpsVaca
0.561.09dancing to that apocalypso beatVaca
-0.141.09defunct debaucheryMingelover
-0.021.09Stay a while, oenophileDeath Goat
0.031.09must be this tall to writheNightengail
0.251.09vapid vendetta against an ex named Gretagroovintodigweed
0.191.09remote control bread slobberCameron
0.351.09playing with the playmate of the year (I wish)groovintodigweed
0.411.09Bad habit for humanityBagHead
0.451.09a mild groan, revisitedPete B
0.091.09yelling "theater!" in a crowded fire (typo-free)Death Goat
0.131.09rabid, for her pleasureBernt Pancreas
-0.021.09uranus staring induced brain damage (my take)The Light In Chains
0.091.09drumstick puppet theatreBernt Pancreas
-0.131.09Saints vs Lions, this Sunday in RomeJmillius
0.071.09Spelling ErosInteresting Steve
-0.041.09the executioner's nasal whiningVaca
-0.051.09Indigent IndigenesHysterical Woman
-0.091.09sesame street's best tattoo parlorPete B
-0.291.09Getting in to bad HobbitsInteresting Steve
-0.371.09european on my leg (my open 41651)Nuke-Marine
0.241.09kneeling before the lord, and swallowingVaca
0.241.09Cur, Curb, StreetThe Hanged Man
0.361.09follow the buffalo wings (open 44927)lordstatik
-0.101.09ApartheidiInteresting Steve
-0.461.09taralasamartyrInteresting Steve
0.061.09Cervix with a smileInteresting Steve
0.111.09Damn, it feels good to be a hamster! (Open 54369)SmoothP
0.651.09ring 'n' run at death's door (open audition 62009)Simian Farmer
0.001.09storming the white castleVaca
0.241.09Jaguarundi EmCeeThe Hanged Man
0.591.09doomed from the start (6184)The Open Marauder
0.351.09cream of the crapTorgo
-0.041.09Hobbit formingtherandomthink
0.311.09karmically-unsound comedyPete B
0.471.09Half-Life of a TwinkiePianoDemon
0.491.09Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me HomicidalWags
-0.151.09flirting with freezer burn v2.0 (open)Rose Kennedy
-0.191.09Mob hits are a Gang BangWags
0.121.09Green Eggs and Him (riffin')The Hanged Man
0.351.08Killing the instant messenger for the messageBernt Pancreas
0.391.08love to hear the goblin goin' tweet tweet tweetKodiak
0.431.08stain pimple toilets in concertThe Light In Chains
-0.551.08loose lip sync shipsEnriquez
0.371.08i me mimeGar
0.241.08spotty behinds through mini blinds.Rakfink
0.271.08defunct debauchery (Pancreatic build)Bernt Pancreas
0.261.08Lord of the Nipple ringsPreloggy
-0.081.08empathy for the apatheticgroovintodigweed
0.181.08psychobabble and the forty peevesBernt Pancreas
0.111.08know your enemaMingelover
0.311.08Mary had a little LlamaInteresting Steve
0.191.08Designated Minnie Driverpoe117
-0.061.08deus ex maquiladoraGar
0.271.08Here's looking at Euclid (Post crash repost)Interesting Steve
-0.101.08Power to the Peep-HoleChris Bourke
-0.151.08Like a vandal in the windInteresting Steve
-0.081.08Freudian dripInteresting Steve
-0.201.08In the dark, it ain't about black or white. It's about who washed.Nuke-Marine
0.031.08when parting the red sea put a towel on the bedNuke-Marine
-0.161.08Blue Comic - Eddie SmurphyPreloggy
0.121.08Bone IdolInteresting Steve
0.131.08Cutting some slacks (Post crash re-write)Interesting Steve
0.071.08I felt the Smurf move under my feetThe Hanged Man
0.291.08Beware of Greeks bearing TrojansShlomotheGreat
0.041.08candied adam's applelordstatik
0.241.08loaded dice: the gift that keeps on griftinglordstatik
0.411.08Hangnail and eyeInteresting Steve
-0.051.08Groggy as a pirateBagHead
-0.201.08Is it Just Dirt that Graveyard Gophers Vomit? (revised)Unitarian Jihadist
-0.031.08this tagline glows in the darkDeadbeef
-0.161.08Four Score . . .Lucky BastardsPreloggy
-0.091.08Naked Mexican Immigrants - Balls to the WallPreloggy
0.061.08Fraternities are all Greek to meWags
-0.101.08Knock Knock Jokes for Ding Dongsopus
0.061.08Bipolar Bears Don't Know if They're Coming or GoingPreloggy
0.051.08how soon is now and laterspoe117
0.461.08Red Meat for DummiesNuke-Marine
-0.461.08Facebook 'Em, DanoPreloggy
-0.031.07voyage au bout de la nuitAndrew K Suber
0.061.07look before you leakBernt Pancreas
0.601.07scraped from the ashes of fink's fireplaceTemperance
0.231.07soldier of fortune cookie (revisited)Bernt Pancreas
0.331.07having a fling with a cold chicken winggroovintodigweed
0.091.07balance of power showerThe Light In Chains
0.271.07the cat in the hat comes back with ear mitesBernt Pancreas
0.471.07no parking in the white zonePreloggy
0.311.07chicken pox for the soulFlwyd
-0.011.07Blowing one note on your own hornBagHead
-1.091.07burning down the dog ... and it's still burningPete B
0.231.07receding ass hair lineVaca
-0.021.07the girl that won the golden globes award (inspired by: The Onion)Death Goat
0.531.07The side effect you least expectIpso Facto
-0.381.07Let's get ready to crumbleInteresting Steve
-0.251.07Create a Comic and Spy on Your LoverPreloggy
0.151.07Elephantiasis of the MemoryChris Bourke
-0.121.07in which he learned not to post drunkNuke-Marine
0.441.07mustard sally... guess you'd better hoe that mustard downcraeze
0.101.07shrink to fit: the epileptic psychiatrist writesChris Bourke
0.311.07Hammer house of commerceInteresting Steve
-0.251.07the comic halo that goes over your headBernt Pancreas
0.191.07rotating the tires on the wheelbarrow of life (54664)The Open Marauder
-0.171.07Didn't I Blow Your Mind? Bad 69!Preloggy
-0.101.07some lajoie for your nap sackDeath Goat
-0.231.07Diggin Superman T-Shirts (6056)The Open Marauder
0.411.07NecronomicondoThe Hanged Man
-0.031.07Do you love Britain? ASBO-fucking-lutely!therandomthink
0.291.07Bedpan Cooking Set (v. 2)Wags
0.741.07transsexual pests spayed and neuteredOrion Q. Pickletickle
-0.501.07vous le vuvuzela avec moipoe117
-0.251.07Mind Your Own MeatnessPreloggy
-1.281.07Two Headed ManboyVaca
0.141.07love in a time of food poisoningTorgo
0.011.07Back in the JocksPreloggy
-0.141.06The show about nothingBagHead
0.631.06If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth VaderPreloggy
0.111.06flummoxed flan lummoxHouse of Eeyore
-0.111.06spleen is a thing with feathersOrganLeroy
0.281.06scintilating sensation of anal abrasion, one moreVaca
0.061.06hacking your hand off for the flying carBernt Pancreas
0.071.06No Brainers Give Me HeadachesPreloggy
0.011.06siphoning diesel for the orphan bonfireDeath Goat
0.481.06a penny for keeping your thoughts to yourselfPete B
0.031.06Manacled to a cannibal who makes typosJmillius
-0.161.06aqueous humours from nacreous tumorsPerlDiver
0.251.06offering humanitarian slingbladeBernt Pancreas
0.011.06the karmic thrill of buffalo billChristopher Hart
0.521.06Last of the red hot pokers (Slight re-write)Interesting Steve
-0.471.06just a bunch of goddamn plagiarists (steve abandons 5705)Pete B
0.571.06Attention K-Mart shopliftersravgames
-0.281.06Face down in the bidetInteresting Steve
0.341.06Giving up the Ghost for lent (repost)Interesting Steve
0.081.06My Italian girlfriend is on the RaguCruel_Meta
0.091.06Feeling the winds of fate (my open #40965)Nuke-Marine
-0.451.06the morgue the merrierInteresting Steve
0.151.06only lonely polonycraeze
-0.431.06Samsung and DelilahInteresting Steve
-0.131.06wretched rings of rump roastDeath Goat
0.411.06Laissez les bon temps repriseThe Light In Chains
0.091.06I want to believe it's not butter (Spellchecked)Interesting Steve
-0.211.06Like Viagra for Floppy Disks, Unauthorized TakeThe Hanged Man
0.121.06Crosby, Stills, Rosemary and YoungThe Hanged Man
0.361.06The blurred photo of your pet dodoThe Hanged Man
0.141.06Toothy SpookPreloggy
0.511.05All Dogs Go to OvenThe Light In Chains
0.181.05off the grappling hook (rewrite)Cameron
0.341.05You know, ze monkey schtuffBagHead
0.011.05letting the pox guarding the zenhouseHouse of Eeyore
0.351.05crouching kitten, hidden meaningPreloggy
-0.151.05building a nude world orderTom Swift
0.191.05saturated spiders of scandinaviaHouse of Eeyore
0.301.05the pitter patter of little detached feetbongthegong
0.001.05the treehugging hottie was lemurifficJmillius
0.121.05empathy for the apathetic (2)groovintodigweed
0.121.05L. Ron Hubbard Went to His Cubbard to Get John Travolta a BonePreloggy
0.121.05a truckful of puckish trinitariansHouse of Eeyore
0.401.05jack in the pandora's boxPete B
0.671.05Today's #1 Hit - Power to the PeoplePreloggy
-0.191.05Kobe Bryant - the Cure for Jock BitchPreloggy
-0.161.05The morris in your sound systemInteresting Steve
0.101.05"the phrase that pays" files for bankruptcy ("less suck" remix)Pete B
-0.361.05Bob Cratchit Sould Have Joined a UnionPreloggy
0.371.05Make rum for DaddySmoothP
0.171.05curios made of cured codCruel_Meta
-0.221.05I really don't mind the Gap at allSmoothP
-0.211.05Viacom DiosThe Hanged Man
0.251.05slippery sinews in my spaghettiCruel_Meta
-0.221.05The Devil Went Down In Georgette (v.3)Wags
0.081.05Munckins Worked the Poppy Fields of OzWags
-0.511.05some kind of muenster (take 2)KillingAllTheFlies
-0.091.05Union GooniesPreloggy
-0.071.05Me and My Derrick Are in an OPEC Relationship bongthegong
-0.651.05give a hand for no ply toilet paperNuke-Marine
-0.211.05Trump the Rump BumpPreloggy
-0.051.04deadly game of cat and blenderherpules
0.011.04wandering through the bloody begoniasgroovintodigweed
-0.051.04terror for the terrierTemperance
-0.121.04perfect tetris does not a perfect man make.Reverend Toast
-0.071.04act-fancer cybernetic hyper weaponMingelover
-0.171.04The Easter Rabbi eats porkPreloggy
0.191.04dutch elm disease for the tree of lifeDeath Goat
0.181.04this comic will disavow any knowledge of humorJmillius
-0.021.04grandma got bent over by a reindeerBernt Pancreas
-0.141.04million man mulch (attrib: Sluggy Freelance)Pete B
0.041.04indentured savantChristopher Hart
0.041.04having your background check bounceDeath Goat
0.541.04pre-emptive dyke (well from what I can remember)Mingelover
0.001.04somewhere between sesame and elm streetsVaca
-0.221.04opiate-powdered clam chowder (open 41663 rewrite)craeze
0.341.04wearing the ipecac patchBernt Pancreas
-0.071.04cheap day return of the kingInteresting Steve
-0.231.04two if tai-chilordstatik
-0.221.04a very parisian pigeon variety (5513)The Open Marauder
-0.011.04ice cave yodellingChristopher Hart
-0.231.04no spuds to boilpete
0.151.04thirty ton thermonuclear manure spreader (v4)Territan
0.171.04Fabulous Frothing Furburgersqlewless1
0.311.04Exhibitionists only buy pants that are half off.Wags
0.001.04Groundswell or Hubub?Preloggy
-0.361.04It's Not the Heat, It's the StupidityPreloggy
0.171.04Fat Boy Breathing in Short PantsPreloggy
0.251.04Shock the MoonpiePreloggy
0.171.03A coffee break for SisyphusThe Light In Chains
-0.121.03look, maw! another anonymous, snarky voter comment!Pete B
-0.021.03topless aggressionPete B
0.371.03glovebox heroBernt Pancreas
-0.181.03hock hock hockin' on bevan's floorpropsero
0.851.03please pass the sarin gasgroovintodigweed
0.351.03a brain trust of cosmic dustobc_spike
0.401.03retro futurismVaca
0.221.03lather, mince, and red meatlordstatik
-0.101.03the mechanical bull marketlordstatik
0.041.03go go gadget savantlordstatik
-0.441.03here come the jallopies (4278)The Open Marauder
0.021.03the girl from ipecacCruel_Meta
-0.381.03toe cheese whizVaca
0.541.03Lovin' the Time of CholeraACog
0.071.03the great chops of Keops.therandomthink
0.061.03The mouse head in your buffalo wingsThe Hanged Man
0.401.03gag refluxThe Light In Chains
-0.051.03Knights in White Satin PantiesPreloggy
-0.131.03one year of toenail clippingsNuke-Marine
0.251.03Tear in your BearPreloggy
0.591.03Driving with an expired license to killTorgo
0.131.02openRMCS #2780herpules
0.181.02for he's a folly good jelloHouse of Eeyore
0.231.02defunct debauchery (Preloggy Edit)Preloggy
0.411.02I Can't Believe It's Not ButtocksPreloggy
0.451.02a big bucketful of warm maple syrupDeath Goat
0.171.02Minnie mouse gets slipped a mickey (Open 13832)BagHead
-0.071.02getting licked with the native tonguegroovintodigweed
-0.081.02categorical imperialismFlwyd
0.301.02time keeps on slipping into the guard railPete B
0.181.02Trout streams and other urological conditionsBagHead
-0.161.02small time duck dealerVaca
0.401.02when a body meets a body passed out on ryeThe Light In Chains
0.611.02single cel phoned organismsBernt Pancreas
0.481.02trains, planes, and automatonsVaca
-0.021.02retrovertigo on the trampolineDeath Goat
0.311.02The flask of Zorro!Interesting Steve
-0.021.02From Old to "Classic"Hysterical Woman
-0.511.02Deck of shardsInteresting Steve
-0.501.02The skills to buy the pillsInteresting Steve
0.161.02distilled meat juicelordstatik
-0.091.02Fear of a Chartreuse PlanetJamie
-0.191.02Kentucky fried pinwormsShlomotheGreat
0.041.02toxic sock syndromeIpso Facto
-0.011.02teat meat beatDeath Goat
-0.171.02it's a lateral growth (6426)The Open Marauder
-0.401.02Sucking the Creamy Goodness out of Life (5152; VX)The Open Marauder
0.021.02those magnificent men in their flying latrines, v2.0Captain Annoying
0.061.02love in the time of chlamydia (rmcs audition remix)Captain Annoying
-0.341.02dehancing the enhancementVaca
-0.321.02Coffee Is For Closersnorbizness
0.171.02Black SabbaticalMagus
0.311.02Pornfake GirlThe Hanged Man
0.581.02Barbie Needs a Plastic SurgeonPreloggy
-0.281.02green eggs and glam (re-riffin')poe117
-0.291.02Hat MadderPreloggy
0.401.01new, improved zyclon-b. kid tested, mother approved!Hipgnosis
0.291.01crazed and defused (rewrite)Mingelover
-0.111.01greatest thing since briced sleadMingelover
0.381.01Throwing up in the bullpenBagHead
0.141.01going further south on an even more broken compassPete B
0.081.01the lissome dance of the rotten plum fairiesJmillius
0.031.01Happiness is a wiggly ferretBagHead
-0.081.01The rash is always greener on the other sideInteresting Steve
0.301.01Dear Mister Daniels, I love you with all my liver.Stonent
-0.291.01bra in your mawbongthegong
0.051.01Ass Hat LinuxJamie
-0.221.01the comic that just wants your love ... but will settle for fearPete B
-0.131.01Peyronie's: harder to blow than a broken nosecraeze
0.081.01Intestine, intestine, one two threeInteresting Steve
-0.011.01fecal alcohol syndromelordstatik
-0.091.01voting floatersInteresting Steve
0.551.01big truffle in little ChinaInteresting Steve
-0.111.01I Could've Had a G 8Preloggy
0.261.01marmite or marmots? you be the judgeThe Open Marauder
-0.431.01greetings from the other sideVaca
0.181.01Salivation ArmyJamie
-0.041.01food for the glistening generationstherandomthink
-0.081.01Fruits and Nuts on the Campaign Trail MixPreloggy
0.321.01the soft squish of mind grapesVitamin X
0.011.01Licking a PlatypussyPreloggy
0.741.01Dry Toast in your DependsThe Hanged Man
0.401.00dairy full of rewritesHouse of Eeyore
0.271.00white wine spritzer for your underage sistergroovintodigweed
-0.031.00Underwater joint - a Scooby DoobiePreloggy
0.151.00iambic rants in latex pantstwin4fifteez
0.261.00Ooo! That smarts.Afgncaap
0.421.00cutty sark fist of removalBernt Pancreas
0.361.00Nam Daed No Em NrutPreloggy
0.381.00hash house hoarierBernt Pancreas
-0.021.00link, sign, and hookerDeath Goat
-0.091.00Sea monkey do monkeyThe Light In Chains
0.181.00spackle for gracklesBernt Pancreas
0.271.00face plant on a fire antgroovintodigweed
0.111.00an affair to remember for the syphillisVaca
0.201.00Best Day for a Parade - March 4thPreloggy
0.351.00filet klingon (open 34160)Torgo
0.341.00Genuine Copy of a Fake StripPreloggy
0.021.00Piddling while Rome burpsInteresting Steve
-0.171.00Painting by Numbers with Rodents (my open #40983)Nuke-Marine
-0.251.00looks like reindeerInteresting Steve
-0.121.00Suspicious rinds (With a nod to Carter)Interesting Steve
-0.101.00Now with 1/3 the calories (10)The Open Marauder
0.461.00disaster relief for ant farmerslordstatik
-0.111.00meat harvest festivallordstatik
0.081.00cluster chuckles dropped from 200 feetSimian Farmer
0.251.00you got your blood typo in my nap sackanvilingus
-0.271.00Concubine harvesterInteresting Steve
0.831.00skewered view of the fountainbleuHouse of Eeyore
-0.251.00Depeche a la ModeThe Hanged Man
0.161.00The Outlaw, Josie, WailsThe Hanged Man
0.051.00You say shalom, I say slalomWags
0.131.00Busier than the Lost-n-Found at a Leper Colony.Wags
0.101.00Do Midgets Ride the Short Bus?Wags
-0.051.00Get Up and GitmoPreloggy
0.001.00This Gnu for Hire (reloaded)Wags
0.461.00Rectal Meat ThermometerPreloggy
-1.311.00Kaiser Wilhelm Screammarmelmm
0.220.99low blow jobVaca
-0.060.9910 Murphy's Stouts in the clip. fire away at funnygroovintodigweed
0.070.99hot, sweaty, and always readygroovintodigweed
0.050.99dirty laundry for your moral quandryBernt Pancreas
0.080.99hot cross buns of steelVitamin X
0.200.99That halibut was good enough for jehovahBagHead
-0.140.99Kinky statisticians are standard deviantsStikyIcky
0.840.99Ode: On the Death of a Favorite Cat, Drowned in a Milkman's TubStikyIcky
0.040.99an old contest, a new beginningPete B
0.030.99Rip-tide for your mother-in-law (Tweaked)Interesting Steve
-0.100.99Pubic executionInteresting Steve
-0.040.99Aggravated FlatteryMagus
0.040.99The baby shark in the kiddie poolThe Hanged Man
-0.020.99the road to hell is paved with good, good, good, good vibrationsSimian Farmer
-0.260.99pausing hammertimeCruel_Meta
0.390.99the piranhas under your mistletoelordstatik
0.130.99Sleeping with the Enemy's MotherACog
-0.220.99Cur in the communityInteresting Steve
0.010.99pyromania for the dyslexicTorgo
0.290.99Bringing a knife to a thermo-nuclear warWags
0.190.99Real cowboys wear ten gallon briefsCruel_Meta
-0.140.99Dog Day Afternoon DelightPreloggy
-0.250.99Beat the MeetlesMagus
0.320.99Knockin' On Heathens DoorPreloggy
-0.070.99doodling in your dahlias (variation)ShlomotheGreat
0.690.99Melanoma on the Skin of His TeethPreloggy
-0.050.99Fool for the TittyPreloggy
0.110.98alice in wonderbraBernt Pancreas
0.580.98when a man loves a wombat (not asleep)Bernt Pancreas
0.570.98ammonia aromatherapy for the unconsciousBernt Pancreas
0.520.98lunch lady of the nightBernt Pancreas
-0.240.98turn your head and scoffPete B
0.080.98Terminal ear waxInteresting Steve
-0.170.98Warships of SaintsHysterical Woman
-0.120.98British hookers charge by the poundNuke-Marine
0.180.98exodus from 2 party voting: ralph sederBernt Pancreas
0.100.98recreational surgerylordstatik
-0.670.98moo goo trepan (redux)Christopher Lyons
-0.260.98asbestos is good foodCaptain Annoying
-0.460.98Set Taser on FunPreloggy
-0.360.98Hybrid cars go both ways (v. 2)Wags
-0.140.98The Devil you know, biblicallyShlomotheGreat
-0.360.98Knights of the Square PegsPreloggy
0.580.97Harassment means nothing to me either (my take on 4356)Gar
0.160.97Naugahyde in plain sight (redux)Bernt Pancreas
0.160.97fry like an eagle (redux)Pete B
-0.230.97please sir, may I have a whore? (extensively revised)Conrad Zaar
-0.150.97Do fireflies pay lightbills?Jmillius
0.200.97walking on the winter wunderkindBernt Pancreas
-0.160.97spanking you in advanceXopher
-0.120.97santorum-filled steamer trunkDeath Goat
-0.550.97abusing my religion (open ????)Mingelover
-0.170.97That Sin King feelingInteresting Steve
-0.020.97loose canonsInteresting Steve
0.060.97over the river and through the swilllordstatik
-0.010.97the tangy blast of mustard gaslordstatik
-0.290.97Doop snoggy snoggSmoothP
0.050.97rock around the glockInteresting Steve
-0.100.97like a paranoid dyslexic who thinks he's out to get everybodyCaptain Annoying
0.020.97Is It Me, Or Am I Self-Centered?Wags
-0.240.97it's audi doody timeOrion Q. Pickletickle
0.070.97A Fistfull of MolarsInteresting Steve
-0.320.97There's no P in my ool.Wags
-0.130.97Stupid Is As Stupis DuhsPreloggy
-0.120.97Suicidal Porn Stars are Well HungPreloggy
-0.090.96Rocky and KabulwinklePreloggy
0.070.96gives baby jesus gasherpules
0.080.96I fondle the body electricBagHead
0.600.96Winchester CatheterizationBernt Pancreas
0.630.96Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Gary GlitterTom Swift
0.220.96Centavo Woman (salvaged, old tag forgotten)The Hanged Man
0.120.96a jubilant chorus of barking shins (rewrite)Zeener Diode
0.140.96scrumptious scumberSquad Car
-0.390.96One Hit and Run WonderPreloggy
-0.440.96exhumed:now with added hubrisBernt Pancreas
0.350.96writhing to the oldiesZeener Diode
0.010.96access all ariasInteresting Steve
0.430.96misanthropic meanderingsSimian Farmer
0.160.96Marmoset knock you outThe Hanged Man
-0.040.96the del mcfury bandVaca
-0.250.96Rocky Road for the Good Humor ManWags
0.390.96Hat tip to AchewoodThe Light In Chains
0.240.95doctor in the house of pancakesPreloggy
0.110.95episode VI: return of the jabberwockyVaca
0.610.95Temporary inanityBagHead
-0.080.95bottle warmer for cold drunksBernt Pancreas
-0.280.95 Paranoia is my only friendtodcra
0.190.95wacky slumlord of your comedy ghettoPete B
-0.160.95Tired RMCS meme #12,000, my slight variationThe Hanged Man
0.250.95The Albino Country Dance BandInteresting Steve
0.880.95dumb. dumber. urkel.craeze
-0.250.95It's a wonderful half-lifeInteresting Steve
0.110.95The shoebill in your sock drawerThe Hanged Man
0.400.95hoose boozekohne
-0.180.95Implants for Flat FeesPreloggy
0.080.95Why Do Parrots Mock Me?Wags
0.190.95burnt pop tarts in your thongpoe117
-0.100.94Deck the Halls with Santa's BallsPreloggy
0.130.94the tremulous heights of inanityVaca
0.470.94Vanilla thunder and spleen boyBagHead
0.290.94the berber of NegrilBernt Pancreas
-0.110.94the jung and the restlessDeath Goat
0.240.94and now... number three... the larchDeath Goat
0.100.94Taiwan Ohn at the Chinese Buffet (based on open 33936)Stonent
-0.040.94let daddy show you how to screw up a comic (5781)Pete B
-0.160.94angels with dirty fecesBernt Pancreas
0.080.94combing the hairline of the desertAfgncaap
-0.360.94Carmen Electra Complex: Version 2Hysterical Woman
-0.190.94No animals were harmed in the filming of this comicCruel_Meta
0.180.94Chris Bourke
0.130.94helping hands caressing your backsidelordstatik
0.290.94Small. Rabbit. Kebabs.Valseregwen
0.800.94bald faced eaglelordstatik
0.100.94Man on the RumNuke-Marine
-0.170.94The antic tone of your local talk show hostThe Hanged Man
0.720.94missouri loves companyCaptain Annoying
0.110.94Stone Cold Jane AustenInteresting Steve
0.130.94Pear Pimples for Hairy Fishnutsopus
0.250.94Filet of Sole on IceThe Hanged Man
-0.140.94Fart in the WombPreloggy
0.260.94fundamentalist suicide plumberOrion Q. Pickletickle
-0.010.94Captain Nemo's Yellow SubmarineShlomotheGreat
-0.080.94Nothing To Read HerePreloggy
0.320.93squatting on linoleumPreloggy
0.320.93welcome to the karaoke machineNightengail
-0.160.93spanking the organ grinderTom Swift
0.100.93nosferatu's listingBernt Pancreas
-0.030.93today's high score is April Employee of the MonthPete B
-0.110.93Let it plead (my take, with permission)Torgo
-0.040.93Tales of the expected (I'm so sorry)Interesting Steve
0.090.93It's a fair coproliteInteresting Steve
0.060.93philip glass menagerieDeath Goat
0.430.93bubonic colonicVorro
-0.090.9360-Hertz Fandango (learned to count)Valseregwen
0.060.93foreplay with no friendsDeath Goat
0.450.93if i knew you were comin' i'd have faked the shakesCaptain Annoying
0.250.93Giving Girls Test TicklesPreloggy
-0.080.93Seasons BeatingsPreloggy
0.250.93Marie Antoinette Gives Good HeadPreloggy
-0.070.93the cough drop stuck to your pillowcasepoe117
-0.080.93Flaws in the OintmentPreloggy
0.630.93Pudding on the Ritztherandomthink
0.240.92ass tricks and oboe licks (tks, DG)Bernt Pancreas
0.020.92eight track mindBernt Pancreas
-0.180.92a spirtual salve for a mental abrasionVaca
0.000.92praying hands on your pots and pans (Scraping the Open #41867)Luchog
-0.190.92bad briansChris Bourke
0.140.92show me the way to grow gnomesInteresting Steve
0.360.92gwar of the gworlds (12" remix)Captain Annoying
-0.210.92Vermeer to EternityThe Hanged Man
-0.130.92Guantanamo Betta BluesPreloggy
-0.070.91Blind man's buffyThe Light In Chains
0.240.91River Deep, Mountain Wide, Fire GoodPreloggy
-0.010.91Roadkill stew for a redneck crew (version 2)Interesting Steve
0.260.91Sinks leaving a shipping ratInteresting Steve
-0.080.91The cold butter on your mangled toastCruel_Meta
-0.040.91Larva lamps grow into glow-bugsVorro
0.010.91punch line sold separatelylordstatik
-0.230.91pablum's dogSquad Car
-0.080.91a new and flatulent God arisesInteresting Steve
0.100.91A tongue bath for your soul (Open #58926)ACog
0.160.91drown on the farmInteresting Steve
0.220.91Doctor Barbie - Plastic SurgeonPreloggy
0.050.91Vuying for BowelsPreloggy
0.090.91Was Sanka served on the Titanic?Wags
-0.420.91Office DespotPreloggy
-0.230.91Isle Of LucyPreloggy
-0.590.91brown bread, beans and bittersqlewless1
-0.060.91the psychedelic glide of tie-dyed hidespoe117
0.110.91Federal Agents do it undercover (grammar enhanced)Wags
0.250.90Giving the finger is just cursive handwriting (open 16131)BagHead
0.340.90Conan the Librarian (my open #42247)Nuke-Marine
-0.330.90A Pimple on the Ass of HumanityNuke-Marine
0.020.90the other white powderVaca
-0.190.90The best of Vaughan Williams - a no-cd collectionInteresting Steve
0.060.90Agouti gumdropsThe Hanged Man
0.090.90Hairpiece of MindThe Hanged Man
0.280.90Health Care DisorderlyMagus
-0.190.90That pack of coyotes circling your drivewayThe Hanged Man
-0.070.90This tagline knows I'm a dorkThe Hanged Man
-0.120.90Drillers are Always BoringPreloggy
0.190.90pressing gerbils in the waffle iron (v3)Territan
-0.130.90the special sauce is bossopus
-0.050.90All this and fist full of gristRakfink
0.280.89The Quiet StormtrooperNightengail
0.160.89hocking up a loogy of loveVaca
-0.060.89curiosity killed the catheterInteresting Steve
0.020.89someone put dinner in my lunchboxlordstatik
-0.550.89Telephone Directory Invitation to Settlementpmalone
-0.180.89on the heels of oblivionZeener Diode
0.310.89Meat is MurderPreloggy
0.160.88 wonka's everlasting gob (crisper and wuzless)Temperance
-0.180.88walking erectPreloggy
0.120.88putting the coarse before the heartBernt Pancreas
0.190.88monkeys mating in the moonlightgroovintodigweed
0.030.88The Magnificent Se7enFlwyd
0.390.88spleeny: spleenlike, or pertaining to the spleenBernt Pancreas
0.280.88manson family tiesThe Light In Chains
0.470.88remains of the gay (dashed by popular demand)Mingelover
0.180.88Perverting the Corpse of Justice againInteresting Steve
0.020.88(tub)girl power!lordstatik
0.110.88Low fat communion wafers: I can't believe it's not JesusInteresting Steve
0.090.88Get yours fixed on Route 66The Hanged Man
-0.580.88available with four easy spinal installmentsZeener Diode
0.010.88Flatulence BrokePreloggy
-0.210.88Flower Petals for Power MetalMagus
0.160.88The black duck in your Mack TruckThe Hanged Man
-0.230.88Pop an Ass in Your Cap TwoPreloggy
-0.200.88outhouse splashback flashbackShlomotheGreat
0.190.87spit up on by Jeffy, age 2Bernt Pancreas
0.110.87mouse trap meat tenderizergroovintodigweed
0.260.87Pulitzer my fingerJmillius
0.150.87ball and painbongthegong
-0.230.87inalienable blightsPete B
-0.120.87don't run with the big dogs if you don't like the distemper testBernt Pancreas
0.020.87the hole in the comedy ozonepoe117
-0.170.87teh comic si leet liek jeffkBernt Pancreas
-0.330.87Changing horses in the middle of the shootInteresting Steve
0.040.87Popcorn for Cop PornThe Hanged Man
0.130.87monty hall of mirrorspoe117
0.170.87revoltron (open #111027)KillingAllTheFlies
0.360.87Shrinking ViolenceThe Hanged Man
-0.350.87baked estrogen pillows layered over al dente discourseHouse of Eeyore
-0.160.87Bull Moose BallsPreloggy
0.160.87Munching the Carpet BombPreloggy
-0.010.87The Unlightable Business of BearsThe Light In Chains
0.280.87Flatulent Earth SocietyPreloggy
-0.150.86One Norse townInteresting Steve
0.190.86Nuclear Missals (Fixing an ancient mistake)Magus
0.010.86the spirits promised I would win the nomination!lordstatik
0.100.86Earlesque showShlomotheGreat
0.050.86Splice up your love wipeInteresting Steve
-0.130.86muffy the umpire flayerCaptain Annoying
0.040.86Where's the Buffalo? Rome?opus
-0.050.86Like Water Wings on a DuckWags
-0.430.86Seven Habits of Effectively High People (v. 2)Wags
0.020.86goodbye to ro-mansVitamin X
-0.420.86race against thymeThe Light In Chains
-0.380.86Sucking on the Teat of MeatPreloggy
0.000.85a caper on paperMingelover
-0.020.85Perception is everything elseCruel_Meta
-0.300.85forces of dumbnessVaca
0.180.85Michael Vick has a Cell PhonePreloggy
-0.230.84mangling participleszenmaster
0.080.84Spatial tears in the comic-time theoryJmillius
-0.250.84paging doctor mammogramlordstatik
0.080.84Echidna candy storeThe Hanged Man
0.460.84the tender teat of tediumChristopher Hart
0.430.84Pimpin' the Barbie yet againThe Hanged Man
-0.120.84The unfinished jigsaw puzzle on your kitchen counter The Hanged Man
0.300.83entry march of the voyeursDeath Goat
0.540.83The Brucie bonus!Interesting Steve
0.020.83like a horse in a chicken suitVaca
0.080.83the pumice in your pomeade (part II)Zeener Diode
-0.110.83Dr Livingstone, I exhume?Interesting Steve
0.250.83sometimes you eat the meat, sometimes the meat eats youTom Swift
0.230.83bucket 'o bling-blinggroovintodigweed
0.260.83detroit smock citylordstatik
0.040.83This maglight goes in the dark (remix)The Light In Chains
-0.760.83astronautical miles davis (open #111067)KillingAllTheFlies
0.010.83when nothing will do but the worstTorgo
0.310.83montessori's revengeZeener Diode
-0.010.83Camp Gitmo Satisfaction (riffin')The Hanged Man
0.890.83edmund mozzarella fitzgeraldTorgo
0.250.83Shock the Moonpie (riff)opus
0.000.83Spring-Loaded Can of Despair bongthegong
0.260.82it's the taglines that are truly lost, never to be recoveredPete B
0.070.82Sw-swe-sweet can (reposted from the big crash)BagHead
0.120.82tales to make Walt Disney's head spin in his bell jarZeener Diode
-0.130.82full feline nudity, meowNuke-Marine
0.100.82the mealy-mouthed mutterer of miasmasTorgo
-0.280.82Close Encounters of the Harassment KindWags
-0.230.82diarrhetic diuretics provide double-barreled actionOrion Q. Pickletickle
-0.260.82Criminalks with a Skin Disease - Leper ConsPreloggy
0.490.82Throbbing Gristle On Your MisslePreloggy
-0.020.82The inevitable return of garden weaselsThe Hanged Man
0.630.81alexei sayles taxBernt Pancreas
0.280.81the geriatric giblets of jocularityChristopher Hart
0.040.81I gave at the orifice (my take)Death Goat
-0.100.81Hobo S&M is VagabondagePreloggy
0.290.80The Rain in Spain Falls Mainly in Spain...DuhWags
-0.210.80Trouser SheikhInteresting Steve
0.000.80strap on dodoInteresting Steve
-0.040.80chestnuts from the chipmunk of trickeryTorgo
-0.440.80Footnotes to Dana Platomarkdiscordia
-0.090.80humor with a genocide quoianvilingus
-0.040.80tired of not sleepingbongthegong
0.240.80Musicians prefer the rhythm methodWags
0.110.80life's a stage and we're all in the caste (rewrite)Vitamin X
0.360.80port and beanspoe117
0.130.80Bury me deep, I'm cold and clammyMagus
-0.200.80how do you solve a problem like gonorrhea?Orion Q. Pickletickle
-0.280.79No animals were sexually molested in the making of this movieNuke-Marine
-0.090.79Wheel of Fortune Favors the BoldThe Hanged Man
0.200.79Peek-a-boo in the ICUWags
0.010.79browning blintzes in your tighty whitiesShlomotheGreat
-0.290.78love hurts, especially if you're willing to pay extraNuke-Marine
-0.080.78naked mole rats of the apocalypse (inspired by ggc)Luchog
-0.260.78Swine Flu Over the Cukoo's NestPreloggy
-0.350.78under the cloaca of darknessTorgo
0.540.78Panama C AnalPreloggy
-0.100.77tar ar do mhathairMingelover
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