RED MEAT Paging Dr. Faust from the secret files of max cannon
Dan, I have recieved numerous complaints against you from your customers.
Such as what?
You defiled lawns, deficated on pets, run over bicycles, delivered a milky white substance in a bottle that wasn't milk, set a child's hair on fire, painted pentagrams on garage doors... this list goes on and on. What do you have to say for yourself?
Um... Praise be to Satan
Yes! Praise be to Satan! You may go now.
God damn, I love this job.
2000-04-29 09:47:38By Horselover Fat

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9Pure genius, even if too wordy in #2 -JM
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8That's a pretty good twist actually -- HoE
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7That horselover had a friggin awesome imagination, even if most ideas failed
7That's a job we can all agree on. --VX
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6Good elements, but doesn't quite gel. Sorry, HLF. --John
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5Shows some potential. Needs better 3s though. --TRT
5Good concept that has been executed much better elsewhere.
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5defecated; "a bottle that wasn't milk"
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5Close . . . I think . . . -PB
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4I dunno about this one...
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1the tense changes, for one
1Twist without funny = no funny

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