RED MEAT Head in the class from the secret files of max cannon
Oh Lord, impart unto me your wisdom!
To know my true words, you must do one thing.
And what is task, oh Lord?
You must add the phrase 'In Bed' after every passage in the bible.
Lord, why does thou mock me?
Why does thou mock me... IN BED!!
1999-11-26 20:54:52By Horselover Fat

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10Wording, pace, punchline - all perfect. One of the best strips in the joint. -BN
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7My faorite fortune cokkie meme! -CL
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7Stupid. And yet, I laugh. Shameless enough to work. -PB
7God's #3 takes the cake. --VX
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6--TRT
6slop but god mocking priest in bed is too funny -cm
6Like the premise..crz
6Snicker-worthy
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5God's #3 saves the day. - DG
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5-1 for bad grammar. "Why dost thou mock me?"
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5"why doth thou..."
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5Rewrite, rewrite, rewrite. This could be quite sound.
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5..it sucked before... why try again?
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5Might work better if adding "in bed" to every passage produced funny results.
5a common premise
5-1 on reread, because Horselover Fat really was bad; I think "dost" is better
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4done way better elsewhere -bbg
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2But...he did this before!
2Uhmmm... no.
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