RED MEAT Shock the Moonpie from the secret files of max cannon
Turns out that arriving at the airport nekkid doesn't mean you can avoid the full body scanners.
It does mean that you'll be pulled aside for a cavity search and other stuff.
A win-win situation all around.
2009-12-30 09:01:59By Preloggy

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7Slightly verbose in 3, but not enough to knock any points off --THM
7Good laugh, topical yet timeless
7So many cavities, so little time -- SG
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5There's a better #3 to be used.
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