RED MEAT a topical vacation for two from the secret files of max cannon
Lord, I pray to you tod-
Not now, Padre! I'm busy as the dickens up here. I've got one guy running around kung-fu kicking St. Peter, one idiot constantly judging the Choir of Angels on a scale of 4 stars and...
I'm sorry Lord, there have been a lot of famous people dying recently, but...
And some albino chasing around all the altar boys! It's pandemonium!
An albin-- Michael Jackson?! How did he get to Heaven?
Billy Mays sold him to me as a package deal with an eternal supply of Oxy-Clean. My Holy robes were getting dingy.
2009-07-02 18:06:43By poe117

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8I'm kinda drunk - this appeals. TLiC
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6Meh. Some good ideas in there. -opus
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2+1 for the OxiClean joke. --VX

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