RED MEAT baked estrogen pillows layered over al dente discourse from the secret files of max cannon
You guys are back awfully quickly. Didn't you have a good time?
Yeah, Mom, at first. But then ...
Oh Lord, what did he do now?
Well, you know how Dad always says that you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette?
Sigh ... I'll write the check to the museum first thing in the morning.
Can you make it tonight? You'd be amazed at how angry the Fabergé community can get.
2009-06-20 16:24:26By House of Eeyore

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7Neat idea. -- SG
6-T.
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5Ted's shameful $1500-a-day habit. --VX
5Labored. But I love the basic concept --THM
5Interesting idea but seems forced. Pre
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5good idea, but the buildup is a little off
5-TRT
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4#3 works and is well-written. But the leadup in #2 seems to strain.
4Long way to go for a small joke. -opus

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