RED MEAT Riffin' a Platypussy (I only take credit for Johnny's last dialogue) from the secret files of max cannon
Sorry, Johnny, no Valentine cards for you.
Did you deliver my cards to everyone?
Nope. Since everyone always refuses delivery, those were all tossed at the sorting center.
Is there any holiday that doesn't make me feel more lonely?
How about Cinco de Mayo? Those Mexicans will congregate around anything that looks like a pinata.
Tried that last year. Ted told them I was a lime trying to disguise myself.
2009-02-15 17:14:56By The Hanged Man

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