RED MEAT Licking a Platypussy from the secret files of max cannon
Any valentine cards for me?
Not a one, Johnny.
Did you deliver my cards to everyone?
Nope. Since everyone always refuses delivery, those were all tossed at the sorting center.
Is there any holiday that doesn't make me feel more lonely?
How about Cinco de Mayo? Those Mexicans will congregate around anything that looks like a pinata.
2009-02-13 05:22:01By Preloggy

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7Best JLH in a while.
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4Might rate higher if it didn't have such a "Blue-Collar Comedy Tour" feel to it.
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