RED MEAT Ow, I Met Your Mother from the secret files of max cannon
Johnny Lemonhead! I haven't seen you a few weeks. What have you been up to?
Well, I was in a Singaporean prison for ten days for spitting on the sidewalk -- after they caned me fifty times, of course.
Of course. Go on.
I'd had to swim to the island through shark-infested waters when the boat I was on was taken over by pirates who forced me to jump overboard. Several times I barely escaped with my life.
Sounds fascinating. Well, tonight's Tuesday, and you know what we do to you on Tuesday nights. See you at 7!
Best vacation I ever had.
2009-01-10 18:05:43DELETEDBy The Hanged Man

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