RED MEAT The blurred photo of your pet dodo from the secret files of max cannon
Was that William I saw running screaming down the street?
Yup; just had the old father-son talk with him about sex. They say if you talk with your kids about sex they're statistically less likely to have it before they're married.
I've heard you talk about sex before, Ted; I don't think the statistics had anything to do with it.
Really?
Oh, hell yeah. Remember that story you told a few weeks back about you, the PTA meeting, and the 5 bottles of corn oil? Me and my wife haven't had sex since.
Well, you're half right.
2008-12-27 11:52:08By The Hanged Man

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8Ted3 makes it.-TRT
8fuck yeah on the Ted 3!! -gtd
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6a few phrasing issues, but Ted #3 equalizes them
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6Little too much going on here, but Ted's 3 deserves its own strip. -T.
6Seen my son? That's one way to put it. --VX
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5Beautiful setup. Stock punchline. Ted's 2 needs improvement. -opus
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