RED MEAT diarrhetic diuretics provide double-barreled action from the secret files of max cannon
Dan, you big meanie! I saw you earlier today throwing rocks at my cat!
To be fair, I was emotionally distraught from running out of gin and discovering my emergency supply was empty.
Besides, what was it Jesus said? "Let he who is without gin cast the first stone."
It's "let he who is without SIN cast the first stone," and you sin more than everyone else in this neighborhood put together.
The only true sin is running out of gin a mere forty-six houses into your route, Karen.
2008-11-18 15:20:41By Orion Q. Pickletickle

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7Pretty good. Definitely Meaty. Tag's too wordy.
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6Karen 3 brings it down. Dan is great all around.
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6As a mailman, I kinda wanna quote this at work, but I'd rather keep my job.
6I is-read "houses" as "hours" and it made more sense. -TRT
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5Dan 1 is pretty great. --VX
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4nope

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