Grand Theft Otto Preminger
I want to complain about the Halloween mask you sold me.
What's wrong with it?
It melted my face off!
OK, I guess you'll be needing a new one to cover up your, er, face.
I . . .I guess so.
God, I love this job.
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Brilliant. I love the tag, too. --VX
Best RMCS in a long time. - SG
Ok. Might work better to save twist for #3. -opus