RED MEAT Safe Sex + Good Breath = Condom Mints from the secret files of max cannon
What have you done with my kitty?
Since I noticed her palling around with terrorists, I took her back to my basement for some waterboarding.
What?! What are you talking about? She's only a kitty cat!
Possibly. When you're as staggeringly drunk as I am, meow sounds a lot like "Mohammed jihad!"
I hate you Milkman Dan!
Better be careful. Your book bag looks a lot like a suicide bomb.
2008-10-06 07:36:18By Preloggy

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7Kudos for "staggeringly drunk". --VX
7Pretty good. True to form. Tag stinks. -opus
7I'm kind of ashamed for laughing at this, for so many reasons. -OQP
7=--THM
7tag sucks, but +2 for MMD's "staggeringly drunk" -Q
6Solid. -poe117
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6not bad, but feels a bit forced, and -1 for tag
5Feels too forced.
5-T.
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3 topical and unimaginitive
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