RED MEAT The mouse head in your buffalo wings from the secret files of max cannon
I still don't see why I gotta have this operation, ma.
Well, he is your father, dear, and besides, you're the only one with a compatible liver.
Yeah, but we haven't seen the old bastard in years. Why should we care if he drinks himself to death?
Because he's a rich old bastard, sweetie, and he's paying a lot of money.
Oh. Okay. That's different. What's my cut?
We'll settle that after the surgery, if we have to.
2008-09-23 10:57:50By The Hanged Man

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6Mom 3: "I'd guess your upper abdomen, dear." -- But not bad.--poe117
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