RED MEAT when nothing will do but the worst from the secret files of max cannon
You know, son, there are times when I think about how I've failed you as a father.
I think of how I've led you astray, let you down, or never come through for you. And I resolve to do better.
But most of the time, I'm too hopped up on whiskey and airplane glue to give a crap. Happy birthday, son.
Wow...a dozen AA batteries. Gee, thanks, Dad.
2008-08-25 20:55:48By Torgo

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