when nothing will do but the worst

You know, son, there are times when I think about how I've failed you as a father.

I think of how I've led you astray, let you down, or never come through for you. And I resolve to do better.

But most of the time, I'm too hopped up on whiskey and airplane glue to give a crap. Happy birthday, son.

Wow...a dozen AA batteries. Gee, thanks, Dad.

2008-08-25 20:55:48

By Torgo

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