RED MEAT ferris bugler from the secret files of max cannon
You called, Honey?
Yeah...what's with the pitcher of urine in the fridge?
It's not urine, it's Kool-Aid lemonade. I must have forgotten to add the sugar.
Oh.
Why is your glass empty?
Why are we wasting money on Kool-Aid?
2008-07-24 15:33:52By poe117

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10Brilliant. Best in quite a while. Deserves to be EOTM. --VX
10First one in a long time I've burst out laughing at. -opus
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6Just simply don't have Wife #3 and it would be better -IS
6Mayberry = Royston Vasey? Hm, actually, that works pretty well. -OQP
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5Appropriately weird, but Ted doesn't seem like the right character. --THM
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4Please stop trying with the Obvious Ted Reversal for a while
4weirdly weird
3Huh? --TRT

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