RED MEAT Find Me an Idiot Who Doesn't Blither from the secret files of max cannon
Don, why won't you approve my Facebook friend request?
What are you talking about? I don't have a Facebook account.
Are you sure? This guy is black and his name is Don.
There must be thousands of black guys named Don, Ted!
I just had a horrible image of thousands of black Dons, storming my house and asking to use the bathroom!
Would you settle for one, about to beat the crap out of you?
2008-07-08 15:20:16By Preloggy

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8I'd lose the exclamation point in Ted 3, but otherwise, gold. --VX
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7Not strictly structured, but I like it -- THM
7I didn't laugh. But that really captures the Red Meat tone. -opus
6Don 3 is weak though
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6But a better Don 3 would get +1 or +2. -T.
6I like this; because I'm incontinent. --TRT
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6Laughing! --John
6Meh, got a smile. --poe117
5There's a good idea in here -IS
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5#3 just doesn't work for me
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