RED MEAT transsexual pests spayed and neutered from the secret files of max cannon
When I broke up with my ex, I burned everything that reminded me of her.
I burned all the clothing she bought me. I burned all the pictures we had together.
Long story short, if you've never been to Paris it's too late now.
2008-07-08 11:30:39By Orion Q. Pickletickle

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9Excellent. And burning the French gets a +3 anyway! --TRT
8Best one yet. --poe117
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8Perhaps California, although that might be too topical... DH
8Nicely done. -T.
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7Middle is pretty unnecessary, but I think the punchline is as good as it'll get
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7Pretty good. -opus
7--THM
7Best version yet - SG
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6Now this, I almost like
6Clever. Now, please...stop. P.S. Should be "sprayed" in the tag.--VX
6can't see Earl in Paris. Now Hoboken . . .Pre
5needs a better #2 to lead into the payoff.
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