RED MEAT See Monkey, Do Monkey from the secret files of max cannon
I'm here to try out for the golf team, coach.
Yeah? What do you know about golf, kid? What're those things over against the wall?
They're clubs, coach.
Okay, good so far. And what're you supposed to do with 'em?
Beat people over the head until they give me my lunch money.
You think small, kid, but you got the right idea. Welcome to the golf team.
2008-06-15 18:48:59By The Hanged Man

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6Nice. How come I didn't think of that tag first? --VX
6Pretty predictable, but well enough done
6OK. Preloggy
6nice characterisation but not great with the funny. DH
6Solid. Standard. -opus
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6coach 1 is awkward
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5Give me "their" lunch money would be better; where's the Nicholson ref?
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4poor phrasing plus a weak payoff equals blaah

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