RED MEAT It's not the heat, it's the timidity (riffin') from the secret files of max cannon
Today in school, we learned about pi. The kind that helps you figure out the circumference of a circle.
I used that just this very day, to make the right size noose for your kitten before I hung it.
Seems like an awful lot of work; why didn't you just wrap the rope around and pull it?
I don't know. I think I've run out of every interesting way I can think of to kill your kittens.
Oh, gee, that's too bad, Milkman Dan.
I guess I'll just have to settle for sheer brutality. Hold on while I get my chainsaw.
2008-06-12 14:48:32DELETEDBy The Hanged Man

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6I guess I'm in the mood for semi-meta -opus
6Right between the eyes. Preloggy
5I like the pacing better in the first one. --poe117
5Flat. -T.
5Decent idea, at least. --VX
5MMD #3 needs punching up
5
4He has also run out of ways to be funny....
4long and tepid
3Stop beating the dead kitten

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