RED MEAT Seasons Beatings from the secret files of max cannon
Wahhh!! Milkman Dan ran over my cat.
I'm afraid that was me.
You? But why??
Milkman Dan always seems so happy. So I asked him his secret. He said he gets blind drunk on cough syrup and sterno, then drives his truck on your property.
So that was you??
Yeah, and he was right. See how happy he looks?
2007-11-29 05:38:24By Preloggy

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6Nice twist. --VX
6Great idea. I'm sure there might be other wordings that make it work better? -IS
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5I get it, but it doesn't gel quite right. --opus
5Good interplay in service of dead premise
4Loose. -T.
4I dunno what it is, but there's nothing funny here. DH

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