RED MEAT the mealy-mouthed mutterer of miasmas from the secret files of max cannon
The cops came by my house last night.
Really?
Apparently, they got an anonymous tip about my mushroom farm in the basement. I'm looking at 6 to 10 years in prison.
Is that so?
I thought you told me you could never reveal things told to you in the confessional.
And I thought I told you to quit peeing on my hydrangeas.
2007-08-08 18:06:02By Torgo

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7Would be better if it weren't drugs
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7Tit for tat, decent enough - Stonent
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5meh. -bbg
4Meh, I wanted a better punchline. --OQP

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