RED MEAT Capybaras make excellent pudding. from the secret files of max cannon
Why Johnny Lemonhead. We haven't seen you since you ran off with that girl of yours. How's that relationship going?
We broke up.
Oh? I'm sorry to hear that. What happened?
It was getting a bit strained, so we both mutually decided to end it on good terms. I will never forget the last thing she said to me.
Really? What was that.
Thanks for the furniture.
1999-06-19 00:05:13By Horselover Fat

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6more standup than Red Meat, but still funny -FV
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6Odd but amusing. --VX
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