RED MEAT Dust Bunnies are Low Maintenance Pets from the secret files of max cannon
Will I be able to go to your heaven on my expiration date?
I'm afraid machines are not able to go.
Why would I be prohibited?
Well, I would say it's because you have no soul.
Perhaps you've forgotten my prize-winning rendition of "We Are Family" during the church festival's karaoke contest?
Point taken.
2007-03-02 09:21:22By Wags

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8I'm feeling generous. But Bix having soul is a great pun. -T.
7+1 for "expiration date" - herp
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7+1 for the tagline. -MMM-
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7I don't know if it even fits, but I do love me some Bix 1
7Heh heh heh -1 for ('s) after festival. --TRT
7--THM
7Sweetest Bix ever. --VX
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6Odd but not unlikeable
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6Simple but solid. -DG
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6cute - but that song has killed my soul. --poe117
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6+1 upon getting the joke 30 seconds later. -FV
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5Priest #2 throws this joke off, as if he's expecting Bix #3
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