RED MEAT the clapper for your crapper from the secret files of max cannon
I kept losing socks in the dryer, so I installed a security system.
This steel clamp comes down any time someone reaches in there who ain't me.
Took care of the sock problem, but now I gotta worry about mismatched fingers.
2007-01-22 05:26:09By Vitamin X

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7Heh. -MMM-
7OK, I didn't see it coming. -T.
7Saw it coming but laughed anyway! -ZD
7definately meaty -- SG
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5Why worry? Vince will buy them wholesale. --OQP
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5I just can't see someone stealing socks -cm
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5I didn't know Earl lived in a commune?
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