RED MEAT speed bump in the parking lot of your mind from the secret files of max cannon
Ok, Matt, you gave me the mail. Now scram.
It would be a shame if the parents of the kids you coach found out what sort of DVDs you order.
It would be a shame if you disappeared and no one cared enough to search for your body.
It would be a shame for a man to watch those DVDs all alone.
It would be a shame if you didn't show up at my place by 8 o'clock.
Hurray! It's a Gilmore Girls weekend!
2007-01-09 19:40:42By opus

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8Sure, why not?
8This made me smile big. Nice twist. --OQP
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8Funny! Unexpected punchline, good tag! :) --John
8Burst out laughing. That's an 8, at minimum --THM
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8This would be a 9 if Matt said something funnier than "Hurray!" -T.
8Nice build up. --TRT
8*giggle* -BN
8Cute as hell. Great tag, too. --VX
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7Isn't this just adorable? ..crz
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7Matt's #3 made it. -MMM-
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7Ending is somewhat of a letdown, though
7I'd prefer a better matt #3, but don't change it. You'll upset someone else -IS
7I can see a hundred different possible Matt #3s for this.
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5Seems like the joke could be better and also stay true to the characters.
4Has this been done before?

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