RED MEAT Is It Me, Or Am I Self-Centered? from the secret files of max cannon
Son, there's nothing quite like a day like today, during nature's annual cycle.
There's a familiar burnt orange tint to our surroundings, and that distinctive smell in the air.
I don't really see our neighbor's house fire as a sign of autumn, Dad.
Why, look! The man running out into the front lawn is actually glowing in the season's colors.
2006-11-27 09:20:56By Wags

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6Silly me, I expected a menstruation joke. --VX
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