RED MEAT Is a white cocaine user a crack cracker? from the secret files of max cannon
So, this is what your TV campaign ad for city councilman will say?
That's right Karen. Start reading after the part about my years of faithful service in delivering pure dairy products to the community.
I promise to lower our crime rate, increase property values, and bring in new jobs. But mainly, I will allocate city funds wisely.
Starting with the ruthless pursuit of my feline-cleansing progra--...I hate you, Milkman Dan.
And I approve this message.
2006-10-31 19:52:42By Wags

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7Dan's 3, though topical, is awesome. -FV
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5Not even MMD 3 could save this.
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