RED MEAT I thill have the taste of puce in my mouth. (445 remake) from the secret files of max cannon
Dad, the kids at school have been calling me names.
What kind of names? Pansy? Geekboy? Snot-snuffler?
That's not the point, Dad. I...
Dirtbag? Idot? Moron? Suck-up? Lardo? Slim-dick? Girlie-boy?
I...
Toadbrain? Pizza-face? Yuppie-wannabe? A spineless fruit who's too lame to stand up for himself? Retarded commie coward with eyes like a leper and a breath too foul even for a skunk? A flea-infested, disfigured...
2006-10-13 05:29:43By Big Nothing

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8Got me laughing. --opus
7Good stuff. Ted & Jr. at their best/worst. Preloggy
7going a different and semi-amusing way with a HLF comic
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7hahaha -IS
7snot-stuffer does it for me
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6This would be an all-time great with a good punchline from Ted. -T.
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6Ted all over. --TRT
6--THM
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5This is an old Family Guy joke. --VX
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4needs some sort of twist in 3 -FV
4Where's the joke?
4let the kid get to a punchline
3Wow, thanks, Open-Boy

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