RED MEAT Handicapped People's Excuses are Lame from the secret files of max cannon
Mornin' Dan.
Mornin' Ted. Are you aware that you're in the middle of the grocery store with no pants on?
Of course. The sign outside said everything half off.
So it does. Excuse me for a moment.
Where are you going?
To get my chainsaw.
2006-07-31 06:08:00By Preloggy

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8Dan tops Ted. So to speak. I love it --THM
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7try bolt cutters instead
7Nice. --TRT
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6Just for not being the same old
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5Reminds me too much of the Michael Jackson "little boys pants half off" joke.
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4Love the tag. Love it. --VX
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