RED MEAT Half-Life of a Twinkie from the secret files of max cannon
Don, I really miss my carefree bachelor days.
I was with this young lady once and she told me "You can put it wherever you like"
So, where did you put it?
In her sister, later that night.
Right on.
2006-06-26 20:55:25By PianoDemon

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8-1 for unnecessary last three words in Ted's 3, but funny (if not Meaty)
8Nice "Guy Talk" quality. -Nildo
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7Needs a period at the end of Ted #2, but otherwise, hilarious. -Cap'n
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7Cool. --VX
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7Love the punchline, but need a better setup. -T.
7Ha ha h. Yes, better set up. --TRT
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6This seems like too easy of a gag to have actually made me LOL. --OQP
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6Agreed; good punchline, needs better setup. -BN
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5It's got that recycled, non-Meaty smell..crz
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3This sounds like a million hack standups and sitcoms

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