RED MEAT ...and the whores you rode in on. from the secret files of max cannon
Never look a retard in the eyes 'cuz once you do, they'll come runnin' at you all fists and elbows.
You'll be screaming "No! No!", but all they hear is "Who wants cake?"
...and they all want cake.
2006-06-26 20:29:25By PianoDemon

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9Oh wow... - CC
9Divinely inspired. This is absolutely awesome. --OQP
8Not Earl exactly, but it sure made me laugh. --opus
8I want cake.
8Wow, this is wonderful. -DG
7-IS
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7Surreal, just like an Earl strip should be. -BN
7tards ftw
7Earl 3 clinches this
7LS
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7great Earl 3. -FV
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6Strange... but that's Earl..crz
6Ah, sweet Colbert. Nice tag, too. --VX
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6I like a well-researched joke. -herp
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5Would be funnier if Earl was talking in the first person
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5bbg
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5Earl feels wrong for this monologue.
5-- I LOVE the tag, though -- THM
4-T.
4Apart from the "retard" bit, I like this. --TRT
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