RED MEAT Naval-warfare fetishist outed as torpedophile from the secret files of max cannon
Let's play with my Barbies, Milkman Dan. I'll be Barbie and you be Ken.
Cool. What's our safe word?
Uhh . . . I've never had to use a "safe word" with Barbies before.
EUUGH! No wonder -- whichever pervert made these dolls didn't even make them anatomically correct!
I don't think I want to play anymore, Milkman Dan.
Suit yourself, sicko.
2006-06-01 19:14:24By Captain Annoying

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7Beautiful. Dan 3 is pure gold. --VX
7+2 for forever changing the way I play with barbies -herp
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6I would have voted 10 if the joke ended with #1.
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6weird... but then again, that's the goal, yes?
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5panel 1 is actually better as the joke itself
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5+2 with a better 3
5started off great, ran out of steam --LS
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5Different. MMD#2 not quite right. --TRT
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4Karen shouldn't know what a safe word is. -FV
4Rotten 3--good point about the joke being in 1
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1Too pedo against all the precious darlings we must cherish for they are love.

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