RED MEAT Salt in the womb from the secret files of max cannon
I landed this gig doing stand-up on a cable show. It's pretty sweet, they say I'm "edgy".
My shrink is going to be surprised, he didn't think I could do it. I know exactly what he's going to say when he finds out.
"Dammit, this is supposed to be a secure facility!"
2006-05-31 15:08:50By The Light In Chains

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51 could be virtually anything at all. Hate the tag too.
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4Change "when he finds out" to "when I tell him" and it works.
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