RED MEAT i still say the monkey was asking for it from the secret files of max cannon
Welcome back from the state fair, Karen! How was it?
Stupid. Mommy took us to see this dumb fake psychic who said she could make you remember past lives if she hippo-tized you or something.
So when it was my turn, she made me count backwards and look at her watch and the next thing I know, I think I've got this dorky little mustache and I'm shoutin' all these made-up words like "Kristallnacht" and "Schutzstaffel" and "Judenfrei" ... Milkman Dan, are you all right?
I'm fine, it's just ... my God, I had no idea I was doing the Lord's work when I video-taped myself feeding your hamsters to my pet boa constrictor!
Hey, as long as you didn't touch the genetically-pure white ones, we're cool.
2006-05-02 13:38:25By Pete B

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7Great tag. Wonderful Karen 3. --VX
7Not a bad concept/delivery, but the payoff seems lacking.
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6-1 for too wordy, +1 for "hippo-tized." -Cap'n
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6points for ambition
63 is a bit off -bbg
6Odd but welcome angle..crz
5tag is better as a punchline
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5Interesting direction, but sort of meanders at the end
5+1 for "hippo-tized" & +1 for panel #2, but -2 for bland panel #3. -DG
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4Forced. Karen as Hitler could work, though, given the right setup. -T
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3Wordy. --TRT
3Pete B was actually a good writer for a while in there
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