RED MEAT karmically-unsound comedy from the secret files of max cannon
You wanted to see me?
William, when I give you biology homework, I expect YOU to do it, not your father.
Dang. Busted. How'd you know it was him?
Well, let's see, there are the inappropriate sexual references, the encyclopedic knowledge of hallucinogens, the weird obsession with midgets ...
I guess that four-page rant on why leather's better than PVC wasn't such a good idea, either.
Not in a report on photosynthesis, no.
2006-05-02 10:47:46By Pete B

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8Teacher's #3 is unnecessary, yet somehow sublime. -Cap'n
7No real punchline, but it feels cozy throughout.
7+1 for Nobody 3 -FV
7Great build-up. Payoff got a giggle but still feels like something's missing.
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6Finish reminds me of "Not for a stool sample, no." -DG
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5Standard fayre. --TRT
5Phraseology isn't meaty enough, but it has promise. -T
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3William's not retarded

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