RED MEAT Pear Pimples for Hairy Fishnuts from the secret files of max cannon
Johnny, the citizens of Mayberry got together and bought you this gift.
A life insurance policy in my name with Mayberry as the beneficiary?
It's our way of letting you know how we feel about you.
But won't this make you all more likely to kill me?
No more likely than before. And now we have to be careful that it looks like an accident!
This ... this is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
2005-11-27 13:06:41By opus

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8I'll just bet that it is . . . -Cap'n
7How sweet..crz
7--THM
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7Decent, I spose
7I laughed --LS
7hee hee -bbg
7Ha ha ha --TRT
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7Flightless waterfowl should be left in the Open! &
6Johnny could use a stronger #3, but I don't know how far this can go.
6good Johnny 3
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6Kinda so-so, but liked the Bloom County reference
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6Johnny 2 is just lovely. Nice "Bloom County" tag. --VX
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5good until lemonhead #3
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