RED MEAT the tumor of humor from the secret files of max cannon
It was the strangest night of my life... the light surrounded me and I was greeted by all these little men. I knew my life would forever be changed. Their appearance was bizarre... horrifying! We were surrounded by the mutilated carcasses of livestock.
The rest is a blur. I faded in and out of consciousness while being subjected to the most invasive and humiliating medical experiments, beyond imagination... beyond sanity!
Wow.
Our fraternity just made us streak through the cafeteria.
2005-08-29 15:07:51By Christopher Hart

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7I like this -IS
7I was counting down to when it was revealed what was actually happening.
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7-Cap'n
7I love Don & Ted's college days strips --TRT
7I like this.
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7-LS
6-DB
6I like the ellipses. --VX
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6..crz
6Way too "leadingly bizarre setup, rim-shot punchline"
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6I don't know about anyone else but I saw it coming down broadway
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6-FV
6Good, though you know there'll be a twist at the end. -T
6--THM
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5+1 if you can make it readable in less than an hour
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