RED MEAT Shut don't go up, prices do. from the secret files of max cannon
"We saw the body lying there in the middle of the Hard Rock Cafe. Stiff, dessicated and lifeless..."
"For a lark we propped it up and made it up like a clown. It was pretty authentic looking on such short notice..."
"But then the manager chased us out, telling us to leave Keith Richards alone..."
2005-08-12 04:14:54By Doc Evil

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7Ignore the writing style. I like the joke. --VX
6Doesn't need quotes.
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6Amazing what you can do with an old arthritic ape
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6I'm gonna say "ouch" for Keith..crz
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5Saw it coming. --opus
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4No. Clown's still don't do it for me. --TRT
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3Can't get no satisfaction out of this one
2Look maw, a famous person!
1The only thing older than Keith Richards is "Keith Richards is old" jokes. Wait.

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