RED MEAT That pack of coyotes circling your driveway from the secret files of max cannon
Hey there, Johnny; haven't seen you in a while.
Yeah, the government got the idea I was a terrorist and they've spent the last two weeks torturing me for information. You know, electrodes to the genitals, starvation, hit by a jet from the fire hose, stuff like that.
Well, damn. I'm sorry to hear that.
Why, thanks, Ted. I'm touched --
I mean, there go my plans for the weekend, all shot to hell.
Ah. Right.
2005-07-06 20:02:13By The Hanged Man

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7JLH's #3 is kind of flat -Cap'n
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5Figured Ted set Johnny up. Regardless, letdown ending.
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