RED MEAT The gnome is named Tony Lonelyhearts from the secret files of max cannon
Sir, how would you like to purchase a used robot?
But I am a robot myself.
Friend, there's just one reason why you need to buy this almost-new robot from me.
Because a machine such as I can only have the secondhand, second-rate companionship of another automaton?
No, because this surveillance video from last night shows that you're the reason my robot is now used.
I was only taking her for a test drive.
2005-06-21 15:12:51By BagHead

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