RED MEAT the bloated corpse of humor from the secret files of max cannon
Happy Birthday, Wally. You're the oldest man in Mayberry today.
It's not so bad. At least my body still works the way I'm accustomed to.
Every morning at seven, I empty my bladder. Every morning at eight, I move my bowels.
Wow, what control for a man your age! What's your secret?
I don't wake up until nine.
2005-06-20 11:04:21By Christopher Hart

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8Excellent, very meaty, good ending.
8Laughed out loud -IS
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7I laughed -- THM
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7chuckle --TRT
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6I wanna like it, but it has a "ripped-off old joke" vibe that makes me leery.
6Just awful, really, but it made me laugh. -FV
6Urg. --opus
6-DB
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6I should have seen that coming, but a Wally poop joke gets me every time. -DG
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6-LS
6Great first panel; punch could use a little tweak. --VX
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5old
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5Ancient, telegraphed joke
5Why the delete/undelete?
4Definitely saw it coming.
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