RED MEAT burnt vermicelli from the secret files of max cannon
Say, Karen, does your mother read any bedtime stories to you?
Yeah, every night.
You know, some of those stories are based on things that happen in real life.
Really?
Has she read to you the one about the little girl whose kitten gets caught in a delivery truck's fanbelt?
I hate you, Milkman Dan
2005-05-04 21:57:21By rocketdyke

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7Follows a classic Campbellian story arc. -s
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6I like the joke but the writing needs to be tighter -LS
6Dude, where's my period in #3? -Cap'n
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6Agree with FV. --John
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6+1 for finding a new way to deliver the "I killed your cat" line. -FV
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6Not bad..crz
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6--THM
6Think you need a more elegant segue into 2, but not bad at all.
5I like your URL. :) Welcome aboard. --VX
51 and 2 are wonderful, 3 is bad bad bad
5A-B-C. -DG
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4Milk carts are electric in UK, doesn't translate well --TRT
3Sorry, this is dead tired
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