RED MEAT Keystone Coprolites from the secret files of max cannon
...Catholics believe that the Communion Bread is the Body of Christ...
Setvalue: Bread = Christ.
...and every Easter we celebrate the fact that Christ is risen...
Setvalue: Christ = risen.
...and what happens when Christ is risen? Well, we...
...sock him down with your fist 30 times before forming him into a loaf?
2005-03-18 20:02:16By Hangdog

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10LOL. Catholic bashing, my favourite. --TRT
10I would so display this on my wall. -CL
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9Oh, you wacky robot.
9Superior stuff! --John
9+1 on re-read. This always makes me laugh.
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8Saw it coming but it was still funny. People undervalue the setup.
8Bix was never ... Bixier.
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7-DB
7Very meaty and original, got a good laugh. Not sure about Padre's 3 though.
7Works for me -- THM
7Seems Meaty
6Pretty original...ACog
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6Before baking, Crist must be pounded to be risen.
6Bit of a bizarro recipe, that
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6-IS
6Predictable, which is disappointing, because I REALLY want to like this.
6setvalue:WTF?
6A bit telegraphed in #2, but original (and good) nonetheless. -DG
6-LS
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6Not crazy about the punchline, but I love Bix 1 & 2 and the tag. --VX
5meh
5+1 on reread -FV
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4Clunky. Should work but doesn't. - Opus
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