RED MEAT version the last no really from the secret files of max cannon
Oh my God--Fluffy's dead!
Well, yes, Karen. You see, it was my destiny to slaughter the great white whale.
But that isn't a whale, it's my kitten!
Yeah well, that's why I had to inject a ton of blubber into it first.
I hate you I hate you I hate you Milkman Dan!
Please--call me Ishmael.
0000-00-00 00:00:00By rictus hep

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10Call me amused. :) -CL
10This may be my favorite RMCS strip. - Reoer
10Please--call me fishmeal.
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10Nah. The "Please--" gives the timing just the right pause.
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10The best one to date. We need more.
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9Jesus, I reread this every so often and it cracks me up every time! --John
9MMD#3 sells it. ~W
9Someday a kitten will drag Dan to his doom. But until that day...
9The last line is really great, otherwise a little silly.
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9MMD3 is fucking classic. -PB
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8-DB
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8Smart, sick, and funny - CCH
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8really solid; +1 for aging well
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8Very nice allusion. Do Vonnegut next.
8this is good
8One "I hate you" is enough -- otherwise great. -Cap'n
8nasty...without the "Please--" in the 3rd panel, it'd be a 10.
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8Another classic..crz
8I like emphatic Karen
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7+1 for Moby Dick ref
7Upon reread, this is utterly brilliant. Soft, but at the same time...not. --VX
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7I like it, and more so after repeated readings.
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7I felt something a-rise in my throat
7Dan's 3 saves TPTP -bbg
7Good only for sheer EXCESS cruelty.
73 - Go read the Wall Street Journal instead, that's more your speed.
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6 - BFJ -
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6Slight grin. --TRT
6-MMM-
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6Good idea, -1 for lack of commas in Karen's #3- JM
6"Ton of blubber" is craptastic wording, otherwise classic -herp
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6+1 for "ton of blubber"
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6Improved by MMD's last line from a "4"
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5Forced, and no real twist
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5hahahaah, the last line is god.
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5+1 for Dan's 3, -3 for the rest. -L
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5Stonent
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4Ahab?
4Too bad a reference in and of itself doesn't make a good comic
4"Inject a ton of blubber" spoils it for me.
4Contrived
4"A ton of blubber"? Someone help this comic.
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2Dan's 2 kills it (the comic, not the cat) -FV
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