RED MEAT arteries of coal from the secret files of max cannon
How about that new family on Oak Street? The forwarding address on their nature magazines is from some hippy commune in Wyoming.
Yeah, they just don't quite fit in here. They actually ordered unprocessed organic soy milk.
I've talked to Ted, and he's willing to swap out their nature magazines with his hunting mags, until they get on their feet.
I've gotten them started on the dairy's new hormone laced whole milk by-product.
Their friends should be getting the returned "addressee unknown" mail any day now.
I think that's everything. This meeting of the Mayberry welcoming and indoctrination committee is adjourned!
2005-02-23 13:03:10By Cruel_Meta

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10While not lol funny, this is a classic. A Classic! -- SG
8What? You think these people got this way without help? -CL
8+2 for Dan's #3 -Cap'n
8I think this is just about right..crz
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7Cute idea
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5I like the idea, but it needs more punch in 3 -FV
5Nice "Critic" reference below! :) --VX
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