RED MEAT moo goo trepan (redux) from the secret files of max cannon
Now Matt, don't go completely postal on me, but I'd appreciate it if you would deliver my mail on time, intact, unopened, and sans human waste.
You know, Ted, I really hate the stereotype of the postman as a heavily armed maniac with PTSD who could snap at any moment and start shooting anyone and everyone in sight.
Besides, the Postal Assassins Guild prefers bladed and blunt weapons to firearms.
2005-02-23 07:44:29By Christopher Lyons

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6Figures he'd define himself as a different type of nut. But decent.
6like hell they do!
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6+1 for trepanation -FV
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6Terry Pratchett fan eh? ..crz
5bad setup for a good 3 -LS
5"sans human waste" is over the top, lose it for +2
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5Matt needs a leaner 2.
5And we make sure not to get any of our waste on the mail! --VX
5I like the basic idea, but the execution's a bit off -- THM
4Nope. --TRT
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