RED MEAT Necronomicondo from the secret files of max cannon
A couple of vials of crack, a bottle of Jack and a photo of you oiled up on a bearskin rug.
Excuse me?
Or maybe a hot young wife, a son I can be proud of, and a life somewhere away from this shithole of a town.
Sir, I meant "off the menu."
Burger and fries it is, then.
2005-02-21 21:03:26By The Hanged Man

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9Great Ted lines. --TRT
8nasty!
8Best thing I've seen in a long time. +1 for tag
7Could I get a shake to go with those fries? -CL
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7+3 for recognizing myself in Ted. -BN
7Wonderful -PD
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7-1 for "shithole," but good comic otherwise
7+1 for tag -FV
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6Nice use of letting the mind fill in the blanks.
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6Not bad. Ted 3 redeems it. --VX
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6Less meat than a chicken mcnugget, but good anyway. -DG
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5-1 because "off the menu" sounds like "not on the menu" -herp
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